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October 22, 2020 17 mins

Nate calls out Skeery for giving him a bag of nuts. Also, do you laugh at kids getting hurt??

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Elvis Presents Fifteen Minute Morning Show. So we can start

(00:27):
with what we have. I'm gonna call somebody out. Okay,
good jeez, always fun. Are we ready? I'm rolling on
my side. It looks like Deanna's recording and here here
big can I start? Thank you? Here we go the
fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Hello, Scary, Hello, Elvis. Hello, there,

(00:50):
straight Nate? What straight Nate says? Straight night? Looks like
he has something very very very very important to share
with the class. Yeah, Danielle, good morning morning. There's Scotty
b and there's Gandhi Hello, and there's producer Sam Hi Garrett,
good morning. We played a phone tap of yours this

(01:10):
morning that was like from nineteen seventy nine? How old
are you doing that year? My balls probably didn't drop yet.
Nice to know you weren't even alive in nineteen seventy nine.
Were Hi, Brody? How's everything in the Brody House? Things
are good here, Elvis? Thanks? I was a live in
nineteen seventy nine, Yes you were. We don't see what's
behind you today. Usually you have something interesting back there

(01:33):
and now it's just nothing. Yeah, I have nothing today.
I'm letting you down. I'm sorry. I know my fans
want shelf love. Yes they do, they do, all right, Nate,
you're up to bad. You have an issue with someone,
You want to call someone out? Here we go, I do, okay,
So everybody knows our favorite trail mix, Power up trail Mix.
The antioxidant mix has the dark chocolate. Yes, the best one,

(01:57):
because this happens to be Skeary's favorite bag, right because
it has chocolate. However, Scary got this bag delivered to
his house and he picked out the chocolate and lift
all of the nuts. So he brought the nuts in,
thinking that, oh, people will just eat the new and
you brought it in. You can go through a bag

(02:22):
of trail mix without touching each individual nuts it back
in the bag. Here's what I did is a Petri
dish of bacteria, and I poured it out onto like
a paper towel, and then with a fork, I spread
everything around. Bullshit pictures, the chocolate. Why would you bring

(02:50):
it in? Why don't you get home? Who wants to sloppy?
Seconds on that? My god touched all the nuts? When
there's more, there's more? Can we get all the other
the antioxident mix doesn't have peanuts. There's peanuts in here.
So he went through another bag of trail mix and
through the peanuts. And this is the this is the
nut depository. But I don't why would you bring that

(03:14):
in for other people? The peanut is the unwanted nuts
because it's not even a nut, it's a lagoon. Peanuts
are not nuts, They're not almonds, walnuts. Trying to hear
what you're doing. You brought this bag and for someone
else to consume, obviously not caring for them very much.
Not only did you bring the non nut in there,

(03:35):
you brought the other nuts you touched and there's no
chocolate or raisins in there, so you bought you brought
that in for Nate. What disrespect have you been showing?
You eat your nuts so you're not outside for the squirrels.
Do you know what the thing is is? You know

(03:55):
we both are on the same page. I don't care
for raisons as much. It's unnecessary show girl. Chocolate is
necessary sugar. So I threw away the raisins completely. I
ate the chocolate, and I gave you guys. I gave
him peanuts and walnuts. And why would you bring back
something you went through with your hands to somebody else.

(04:17):
Don't how they make tuna salad and egg salad and
bulk or chicken salad. Just have to do with that all.
Let me tell you you don't make you make them
with your headaches. If never mind what I did wrong,
let me tell you about what other people do wrong. Yes,

(04:37):
what I'm saying is it's more common than you know.
And you're putting this stuff in your mouth and you're
eating it. Who cas so my hands touched the nut.
I'm not how to do. We should make you eat
an entire bag, right, eat your nut, then we'll forgive you.
I just love the fact that yes, so so scary

(04:59):
made its sound like you know, hey, we're friends, right,
you don't like walnuts, like like you tried to sell it?
Like I know him so well, he loves walnuts. Like
of all the things to know about Nate, that's the
most specific thing. Nate jam good. Yeah, okay, Nate. You
should feed them to him, Yes, from his mouth like

(05:20):
a bird, eat like a squirrel. Look look how fast
he choose. That's a lot of nuts. I'm not gonna
eat them all. Greck, Get all this sound guess that nut. Wait, wait,
make him close his eyes and then guess the nuts.
Oh yeah, put your nuts in his mouth, Nates be

(05:47):
oh god good. There's nothing wrong with them nuts. Nuts
in there. You just call them legumes and you hate them.
They're not just walnuts. There's pecans in here too. Pecans. Yeah,
but you know, talk pecan and and a walnut, pan
and a walnut. They're very different. There are, There are
different different things. But you've been trying to make a

(06:10):
point all day and everybody has been interrupting you. What
is your thought? Um? Well, my point was that Nate
needed to hand jam the bag and makes Scary at amant,
which he did on his own. So Nate knew the game.
I just I just find scary. Scary always argues the
same way Elvis, and you know it. If you say
Scary does something wrong, he'll throw everyone else under the

(06:31):
bus to point out what they did. Scary, You just
stabbed that woman. Oh yeah. People drop bombs on other
countries all the time, the drones killing people, so I
can kill somebody says, yes, I'm wrong. This is the
most cruel room in the world. I'm so glad was
all a part of it all happy day. It's like
a double rainbow. You know what's so special about that?

(06:52):
Al mean you just ate it his Nate's fingerprint on. Yeah,
there was something else I wanted to bring out. What
was it? I totally forgot what it was? Uh, and
said you had something and then me, Oh, I just
want to say. Since I'm the oldest in the room,
I will tell you now here's one sure fire reason
why you know you're old. Yesterday, when I was walking
into a building in Manhattan, I hit the curb and

(07:15):
I kind of tripped a little bit, and rather than
people laughing at me, they all ran up to help me.
I'm now officially ancient. Stop. You know you're ancient. If
Daniel laughs at you. If Daniel laughed at you, you
know you've made it. Because if child trip and fall,

(07:38):
you laugh totally, I will laugh. I follow a page
of that. It's called kids Getting Hurt. I have the
refrigerator where like the top part the doors open up,
so it just hits my son, Hudson's head out like

(08:01):
this down kids getting hurt? Do you feel bad liking them?
I I laughed my ass off watching them, But I
feel bad hitting the light button no, I always like it.
I need them to know that I like it. They're
actually somebody from that that account listens to our show
and sends me messages whatever we mentioned them, saying hey, thanks,

(08:22):
and they always say, no, kid was actually severely injured?
How honest? How they say severely, Like, let's call a
spade a spade, but it'll be fine. It's a crying
thing gets to me because if I'm on a plane,
right and there's a there's a child, there's a two
year old screaming and crying. We give that kid a pass.

(08:45):
But if I was sitting there crying like it would
be totally different, right, grown man with him? Yeah, I would.
I would care more about you. Yeah, I'd be like,
is he okay? Do you want to talk about you
just ignore like or you try to ignore. I'm gonna
get some I'm on a plane. I'm just gonna sit
there and start sobbing and see if anybody says anything
that would be a problem. Throwing a temper tant different though.

(09:07):
I'm sure people on planes are not stressed out at
all right now, so I'm sure they'll appreciate that. I'm sure,
what did I miss nothing? Kids getting is it okay
if kids getting hurt and you laugh at it? Say? Yes,
what is that Instagram we follow getting hurt? Yeah? Yeah,
I love it. I think what's meaner though, than laughing
at a kid who got hurt is those tricks parents

(09:29):
play that trend where they pretend they hit their kid's
head and then they start like they just punch over
the door and go oh no, and then the kids
start sobbing because they think mom or I think that's
meaner than laughing at No. You're calling out your kid
for being a liar. Now I don't believe you know
you're the liar, So you're calling the kettle black. You're
no better than the kid. You're both liars. You spawned

(09:49):
a liar, a liars spawned a liar. Now what can
I sure? A story from last night? Yes? Please know
you know we got we do zoom every day and
we all have the perfect camera angle and we're all
using professional microphones. Well, I don't know how how recently
any of you guys have done like a family zoom call,

(10:10):
but last night we had a family zoom call cousins, aunts, uncles,
and so it was a lot of like camera angles
up the nose, people off camera people the mics were off,
but they were talking. It was a train wreck. And
so I think we take for granted that we all
know how to use zoom, but when you get fifteen
people of all different ages, it does not go well.

(10:32):
So it's like like this, like my comment just now,
Uncle Johnny when he does zoom, it's up the nose whatever. Yeah,
but it's so much fun when he does zoom. One
of the things we love Johnny prayers for Uncle Johnny.
I was hearing yesterday's uh fifteen minute morning show podcast
wasn't boring. That's what Scotty B said. Scotty doesn't know entertainment.

(10:55):
I'm not feeling that. It was. Yesterday Danielle whipped out
her you're to dragon and you know what I mean,
I've got her chameleon. Danielle dresses to be a dragon
for Halloween. We had a lot of laughs. It was
I felt like I was watching one of those you know,
nature shows, natural geographical. We'll tell you it took me

(11:16):
a while to tu that beer to Dragon back the Zipper.
Highlight of the Dragon yesterday was Scary took out his
phone to film the zoom room to post Danielle's screenshot
on his instagram. That was the highlight. That's what he did.
That's the highlights. Sorry, that wasn't the highlight, Brody. I

(11:40):
enjoyed seeing it's not. It's funny to tell him what
the real highlight was. It had to be there. You
had to be there. Yeah, okay, So we need to
pick up the speed on the on this minute more.
There's a lot of pressure because there's more people than
ever watching. We keep getting these texts saying, oh my god,
I just discovered you and now I'm binging them, So
we need to need to give them something good. Yeah,

(12:00):
binge worthy? What's binge? We can't play but hurt every day? Yeah, alright,
play but hurt. I'm printing up my A j r.
Bio so we can interview them in a few moments.
That's right, We're interviewing a j R. And we're gonna
play it back on our show tomorrow, the Friday Show,
and then uh nil Horn is on the show next week.
I'm so excited about that. You know, I'm in love

(12:21):
with him. You know, here's a challenge with nil Horn.
Remember his accent not as bad as Louis Capaldi's but
still that Irish accent comes through pretty thick. So you
will have to pay attention to what he's saying because
I always understanding what he says. I don't know what
what are you getting at? Well? He he talks about
that Irish accent like this said, it's a little too
sounds nothing like that. Let's hear you're I don't have

(12:45):
can do I wouldn't. I wouldn't do it because it's
not good. Which you give us your Irish accent. Yeah,
like you're doing a fun time. He still was his
down fire and you look like her too. So the
interesting thing about about about nil Horn, he was the

(13:06):
last guest. He was supposed to be the last guest
we had before you know, we all went our separate ways.
He was supposed to come in for St. Patrick's Day.
Oh yeah, that's right. We were actually thinking about doing
a morning show down at Walkers at the Pub parade
years ago. That was all the raised that was back
in March. Yeah, had bagpipers on hold a plan that

(13:32):
we we had a knicks. Everything is so different now.
We were supposed to go to Baja mar Oh do
you want me to hang on? I had the list
here somewhere of all the places we were supposed to,
list of the stuff that we never did. We never
went to I was supposed to go to. Here's the
list of things that ship the bad Oh my gosh,
you know what, I'm just thinking. I was supposed to

(13:53):
go to Universal Studios and Froggy was supposed to go
to and ride the rides. Now I'm thinking that maybe
that happened the purpose because he probably shouldn't be right
and rides at that point. Do you know what I mean?
I was supposed to go on the Norwegian Cruise to
from Venice to Greece, and I was supposed to be
doing that, and I'm supposed to go to Jamaica for

(14:14):
my heart and then report back on it. That never happened. Well, Elvis,
do you remember we were supposed to all be in
Italy for the Norwegian Cruise Line because they're launching there.
They were supposed to launch their next line of ships,
and they wanted us to everything. I don't care because
I wasn't going anyway. So well, we were supposed to.

(14:39):
That was one of them. We were supposed to go,
I think to the Bahamas. Oh, and I was supposed
to do that Singapore trip with somebody to that was yes,
that's right, Sorry we had to stay home. That was
really fun. Scotty go to Point Pleasant for the kickoff
to Summer, that's right. Was supposed to go to Omaha
for a market visit. I know he's going to go

(15:01):
to the Omaha Zoo. That got We were supposed to
go to Cleveland for another visit, Atlantic City for the
Hunter to Grand in the Sand with Ke one O two.
We were supposed to go to Miami for the Pool Party, um,
and I wanted to go to Des Moines for the
State Fair. All of that stuff has been you know.
That really shows you how much we used to do.

(15:23):
Supposed to Vegas for the I Heart Radio Music, all
those things that the Summer Bash here in New York City.
We're supposed to do an visit Orlando weekend where we
all got to go to Orlando and do different things
and they do a Monday show from there. Damn it.
Um that we were supposed to do the Z one hundred,
the Q one O two and Y one jingle balls. Wow,

(15:43):
this is supposed to be yere. Yeah, I'm starting thinking
Elvis created the I'm starting to think you created the
virus to get out of all the things you would
make things. Yeah, I agree, And in all these vacations,
I was supposed to the Norwegian cruise to Hawaii for
the Christmas too. Well, if there's one good thing that
came out of this, um, The fifteen minute Morning Show

(16:06):
podcast on Zoom was created as a result of the
pandemic because we would not be doing this. You wouldn't
be watching this right now. Great, I'd rather be traveling, yeah,
silver lining. Yeah, I'm on a cruise ship, but I'm
on my couch watching you. Sorry. Well you know what,

(16:31):
everyone watching you, you're going through the same thing. It's
it's kind of fun, but yet sad to go down
the list of things that shipped the bed from March
till now, March to October. Wow, are we done yet? Yeah,
we're over, I think to the bedroom. Speaking of great,

(16:52):
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