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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Presents Morning Show. Let's do it. It's our first
fifteen minute morning show podcast of the new year. Yea
you guys. Happy new Yeah, happy new Year. A lot
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of changes you can see. One of the big changes
is Frog has a new studio with a fake brick wall.
Oh no, that's not fake. I laid this brick. Okay,
I said anything in a long time. I still have
last year's jingle ball on my wall. I gotta get
gotta get a new one season season. So so Froggy
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looking fine with his fake brick wald. I hear a
dog squealing? Who's is that? Is that party's house? Those
are my dogs the male And speaking of the mail,
I can't wait to share with you my favorite gift
over the holiday. And there's a Scottie b in the
serial library. There's Danielle as you can see, she's living
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the minimalists life. That's actually one of my favorite shows
on Netflix right now. I want to get that in
a minute because this is the kind of interesting. And
there's Garrett in the kitchen. Hi, Garrett, Hello, they're straight
and Nate and there's Gandhi back at her boyfriend's house. Yeah,
the glowfish got a new light. See how bright it is.
They're scary master controlled. David Brody is in the den,
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and there's a producer Sam in the living room. Hey,
producer Sam? Hi? And uh yeah, so there, what's the
name of that show? Danielle Less is now so there's
a there's uh, I guess it's a what a thing
you gotta do? It's a yeah, it's so it's a
show about minimalism and how these people became minimalists and
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how it can really help your life to get rid
of a lot of stuff. So my husband and I
are doing every day for a month to get rid
of one thing each. So yesterday we got rid of
one thing. Today we each have to get rid of
one thing, so for thirty days. And you guys are
making fun of me because I have so much ship
in my bad I gotta tell you what this crap
is and and this will be one of the next
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things we tackle. In Half of this is board games,
my kid's board games, and stuffed animals. You can't tell,
but they collect all this stuff. And I'm like, guys,
we really need to go through this ship because we
really don't need all this crap. I love you, but
we don't need it. I like this show. I'm gonna
watch this show because I need this in my life.
My life is all clutter, all clutter anyway, So I
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trust everyone had a nice holiday. I went by lightning speed,
and from my situation, I felt like we were doing
the show together two days ago. Yeah, definitely so crazy.
So as far as gifting goes, you want to you
want to brag about maybe some great gifts you got.
Maybe I love finding out what other people got for
Christmas or whatever holiday it is that you're celebrating. For
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Brodie Honkah, some people Kwanza. I just like finding out
what they wanted and what they actually what would you get?
Would you get? Gandhi? So I got my favorite thing. Um.
I told you guys a little bit about it earlier.
My boyfriend's brother's fiance makes jewelry, and she went and
found one of the elephants that I've been painting, and
she scaled it down to this tiny little charm and
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included all of the details on it. Made me a
necklace that has that elephant that I created. She just
kind of plucked it and didn't she's amazing cool. Yeah,
she made both of us one, so it's really really cool.
One of my goal in the year is to get
one of your elephants. I can't wait. Well, I think
I can make that happen. I know a girl. Hey, Froggy,
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did you get any cool for Christmas? I did. Let
me go get it out, show it to you right now. Oh,
I could show your mind. I like that shold thing
on your chain. I actually got that at Elvis's wedding.
That's a blanket. I got it at Elvis's wedding. Gets
here when he gets cold. Okay. I saw this pillow
in a store and I said I liked it, and
I never thought I was going to get it, and
I know it's kind of stupid, but I like it.
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Check got this cool pillow I got. It's got a
little dog's so cute. It with puppies. Look, look, look
cute there. I like that. That's a great gifts my pillow.
Scotty By. Did you get any any great gifts over
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the holidays. I'm a very difficult person to buy for
because I always say I don't want anything. There's nothing
that I really want. So my wife has a very
hard time buying things for me, but she did pretty well.
She just bought me a lot of nice new clothes
because I never buy clothes for myself. So I got
a lot of nice shirts and some jeans and some
new sneakers. And she got me this wacky waving, inflatable
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flailing arm too bad for my desk, so cute. He's
having a whole trouble keeping it up. His batteries are low. Danielle,
what cool gift did you get? So? I got a
lot of cool things, but one thing my husband gave
me is I now have my own fork to take
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with me places. And it's engraved and it says, I
forking love you my fork with a little heart. So
tell wherever I go, I am going to take my
own fork with me. Thank you very much forgetting my fork.
I can see Danielle in the kitchen and at out
back trying to go excuse me, I'm just looking for
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a fork, and what about you? Scary? You know my girlfriend, Robin,
she always thinks out of the box when it comes
to my gifts. And this is more of a visual.
This is a lamp. It's called the hang h n
G table lamp. Balanced lamp. You see this right here? Yes,
those are cool. Those two balls in the middle are
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magnetic balls. They're on a string, so when they're near
each other, they pull each other toward each other and
then the light will turn the ring around around, the
entire lamp will turn on. You gotta do is pull
up the one ball magnet away from the other, and
it just falls on the freaking table like a floppy string.
And then and then the lamp goes off. So it's
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very fucking cool. And it's hard to really describe other
than showing you there that the on position. All I
gotta do is remove the ball and push it and
then the string just falls down and and then it's off.
And but you're so excited over your your magnetic ball lamp.
Is it hard to play with the balls to get
the light on or modern? Yeah, you have to, you
have to play with the balls. Hey, Garrett, what did
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you get? I'm actually on it right now. So the
start of pandemic, I've been using my kids and my
wife's iPad. So they got me an iPad so I
could Uh so my kids get their their morning shows
back on Netflix and they can watch, you know, whatever
they want. And they don't have to borrow. I don't
have to bother them. It's so awkward asking a five
year old to borrow his iPad. So, Daddy borrow your iPad? Well, yeah,
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so so Santa gave me an iPad and he goes, look, Dad,
now you don't have to bother me. Feel like I
own that I've had kid. That's excellent. What about your producer, Sam,
I have to My little sister made me a bleached
Tide sweatsuit, so it's kind of like Gandhi we're talking
about during the show. Handmade gifts are amazing and I
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just love how much time my sister spent on it.
And she's getting really good at this Tide, I think.
And then the other one, a stranger from Kwit Jewelry
sent me a nameplate that says Savvy, which is Savannah's
nickname because I've been joking on my Instagram how like
I just want to steal her collar and I guess
this woman took it really far, which I'm super appreciative of.
And now I have a Savvy name player. So cute,
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so cute. How's she doing, by the way, She's doing
really well, although she's pretty sad. I'm not playing with
her right now. She's moping with her. She's moping on
the couch. So rody, did you get it? In cool?
For the holiday? I got crap jokes for the John.
One of my daughters gave me a joke toilet paper,
so that's good. I got a baby Yoda one of
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my kids. Yeah, I got a Mandalorian action figure because
I'm big into the Mandalorian shown by the And then
I bought a gift for the house that's disappeared into
my kid's room and it's not I haven't seen it
where week and a half we got very lucky. We
got a PS five. I played it one day and
now it's gone gone, So the gift for the house
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is actually a gift for my kid's room. If if
I were to see these gifts, I would say that
that boy must be seven years old. Nate. Would you
sleep with baby Yoda? Is it like a plush baby Yoda?
Or yes, it's a squeezable sex with Scott? Will you
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have sex with this baby Yoda? Straight didn't get anything.
I got nothing. It can't be true. No, we we
there's nothing I want right, So my parents and I
you know we would do the gift card exchange it,
you know at Christmas times, like oh, here's one to
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cheesecake factory, and here's one Like, let's just not do
that this year because I'll give you one outback and
I get one to cheesecake just by yourself, whatever you want.
And then with Heather, I got her a bracelet. But
I'm like, I don't want anything, so yeah, I didn't
get anything. Nothing that sounds spend like the last few
weeks trying to plant the seed about a watch seed
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not ever take have the same thing going on here too,
because we have everything we need, We don't need any
need anything. There is one thing I needed and I
got it. What's that mail box by the way, that
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used to call me that in high school? Actually, but
go ahead. I live out in the Bonies, right and
I don't know there's no way for them to deliver
mail to me. I didn't have a mailbox. Now I've
got a mailbox. We have to put it up and
get it installed and all that stuff, but I'm kind
of excited about I love to write you a letter today.
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Did you have to go to the post office to
pick up your mail? Yes, the pony brought it in
a pony with and I'm gonna miss go into the
post office because I've become very good friends with everyone
at the post office. But now I've got a mailbox.
I'm so excited. Why are you laughing? Do you have
to call somebody and tell them that you have a
mailbox now because you have to call the guy? Or
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how do they know you have on your landline? Elvis?
How do you tell them you have one? Well, I
have to go to the post office and let them
know that they have to add me to their route
because we sent you a card and it came back
and said no receptacle. Exactly, receptacle he's got, at least
he's never been told that before either. When you live
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out in the country, you have like three I have
three addresses for one house because it depends on how
if you send it one way, it's got to go
through a one way and a different That's a mess.
It's a mess. But this mailbox is going to solve that. Hey,
I want to know. Hey, so, Nate, I saw your
fiance Heather post a video of you sleeping on the couch.
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Was that? Was that? Towards the end of the night
where you just tired, or that was after I believe
Christmas dinner and it was the case of we ate
all day and it was Okay, we're gonna sit down
on the couch and then we're gonna pick out a movie.
Thirty seconds later, I was gone, you said something today earlier.
It was off the air, but I'm going to bring
it up anyway because I know you're not gonna care. Um.
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You said that when you and UH and Heather are
gonna do it, that you have to put your hair
back because she hates your long hair falling down into
her face. It's because it's so like it's like this
on the sides and depending on the position, it gets
in her face right, So I had have to pull
it back otherwise we can't have sex. So if you
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do it like you did it in the studios, she
won't see your hair, so it's not a problem. Do
you ask for a hair tie or do you have
your own? She'll just do it for me at this
point if that's like four play, yeah, really, because she
it's so painful, I lose any urge to have sex
because she likes it really pulled back so that no
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creep out and tickle her face. So she'll do this
and like pull it up really tight, and then my
face is like this, and I just don't want to
have sex anything. That's her way of getting to her
little secret. How we do it on time? You have
two and a half minutes left, Alvis. You know, but
you know Nates new rule? What Nates new rules? When
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you wonder when you run out of gas? Run out
of gas? That's right? Yeah, we should be minute morning
show or so or so? What does does anyone have
something they want to add to our very first podcast
of the year. I'm just really glad to see you
guys again. Same. The phone tap just ended. And I
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have one job, and that is to press one button
to bring everybody to commercials. And because I'm staring into
the camera, I didn't hit the button. You in our
sentimental moment officially in first quarter scary now, Yeah, oh,
I went out in the studio. I have to hear him.
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Listen to every calorie counsel. I know you shouldn't eat
that because you know what that is a word to
each his own. Give us a big word. Karagen in
terrible for you high fruit those corn syrup terrible partially
hydrogenated palm. But fucking seven days ago you were eating
like it was going out of style. Now you're like,
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you shouldn't mean that. You only talk like this during
first quarter while you're on Mr Fat Loss or whatever.
And the thing is is but then you turn into
an eating machine and you eat all the things that
you make fun of. Now and it's my long term strategy.
I mean the marathon right now. Remember it's Dr Fat Lost,
but he's not a doctor per se, right, and it's
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only bad for you. In January. You can eat all
the high fruit toast corns forever you want. It's actually
good for you. November December, but we had we had
this quarantine candy counter here at the radio station. We
cleaned it all up because very few things and uh,
you know left for me. You're very very disciplined, and
I I definitely must applaud you. You do this every
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single year. But it's just your approach is very interesting.
Seventeen pounds a dove chocolate that you ate back in December, now,
would you be able to eat that an now? Or no?
You have to wait till February? Okay, alright, his birthday come,
you can never eat on your birthday because Super Bowl
Sunday and all that stuff. So super Bowl Sunday, Oh
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my god, Anthon's gonna be home for Sunday. I guess
only Froggy's team has a chance. We have no defense.
With Tom Brady, we got a chance, but I don't
know about the rest of it. But the Steelers, they
still got a chance. I think I think we've run
out of gas for my Family's still a great football
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movie over the holiday, Excellent Safety on Disney. I saw
that too. I loved it. I cried, it was wonderful.
I got mad at it. I felt like this corny,
stupid movie. But I guess it's based on true story,
so that's nice. Well, Happy New Year, guys. Don't say
it again after today, Okay, Grandpa, I'll see whatever I
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want to say when I want to say about New Years,
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