Next Door

The show goes over what happened across the street at the hotel.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms fifteen minute morning show. I don't even think we're
prepared to do this, but we're gonna do it anyway.
Let's just start it and see where it goes. Kind
of like yesterday and the day before. It's the fifteen

(00:24):
minute morning to a podcast. There's Froggy and there's Scotty B.
And there's Danielle and Scary and Gandhi and Straighten eight
and Brody and uh, Garrett's not at his where's got
It's okay, we're just looking at his camera. Now. Wow,
what a day. I don't even did today's show actually happened?

(00:46):
Something happened today. I don't know what. Today's one of
those days you just don't plan for. It just unfolds
and unpacks minute by minute. It started with the couple
having sex at the hotel across the street that we
all got to watch all morning. We didn't know that
was gonna happen when we walked in this morning, but
it happened. Thank you, Scary, you know that's here's the thing.

(01:09):
And Danielle and Froggy will vouch for me. We'll be
sitting here in this zoom room with everyone all of
a sudden stop it are you kidding me? And they
all get up and run to the other room. We're like, wait, hello, Well,
that's like remember the time Gregg T pooped on the
floor and you were the only one not there, and
we're all like, oh my gosh, and you kept saying
what what happened? Everyone right out of the studio. It

(01:29):
was just me and my open mic and like a
pile of human excrem on the floor. But I will say,
in our defense, this is the most visual and graphic,
the most I don't even really know how to describe.
And you guys said that they figured out you were watching,
and so you think that they continued because they were right. Well,

(01:53):
Gandhi has uh some sort of hypothesis about this, what
is that? Well, I mean he first SURET saw us
because he looked us in the I I mean he
saw a diamond and I immediately from the beginning, because
both of us did the ducks behind a wall for
some reason that didn't look obvious. But the amount of
time he spent doing what he was doing was just

(02:15):
I don't know that he was really doing that the
whole time. I'm not convinced. I think there was. He
was down there, but what were you doing down there?
He was down there, he wasn't Yeah, he wasn't actively
doing what he was doing the whole time. The whole time,
there were toes curled the entire time. You're acting. I

(02:37):
honestly think they were acting. Towards the end, I agree
with no way. Once they found out that we were watching,
they leaned into it and they said, we're just gonna
put on a shelf for these idiots. It was the show.
But here's to keep in mind. It's it's a hundred
percent humidity in New York City right now. It's hot,
it's sticky, they're out there's I mean, you know, they smell.
What I told Gandhi and yeah, what I told Gandhia Danielle,

(03:00):
there's not enough part in the world to make that
guy's beard smell better. I mean, hurt, hurt plus now whatever.
He had this like big scruffy beard, and then he
was doing what he was doing for at least an hour, right,
if not longer. You know that poor woman was numb
or just asleep. At some point, were like, dude, we're

(03:21):
like knocking on the window, like stop it now, move
on to the next thing. She wouldn't even feel a
jackhammer at that point. Exactly did jackhammer came? At the end,
we saw that as he was waving goodbye to us.
By the way, was his penis. It didn't look that big.
Couldn't tell because of the massive bush around me. There
was a lot of hair. He didn't to trend the
bushes around the tree. The tree looks figger. We jumped

(03:43):
to a lot of conclusions throughout the morning for once,
for I mean, for like, which conclusions did you Well,
they're European. And then that was used. You made a
comment that you said, well, maybe he's not completely straight. Well,
but if he's European, you can't tell the difference. Okay.
He was doing something that was driving me insane, and
I kept pointing it out to everyone. He was arching
his back like a serious arch, like a cat the

(04:04):
whole time. I don't know if you thought it was
sexy or what it was, but it was very unattractive
to me. Anyone else noticed the arch back after I
was like, look at this, I didn't see it in
the pictures. You're saying, I have a video that I
can't hear Gary, can you turn him on? That's awkward.
So I liked him with his hair down, his hair
up for most of the day, and then at the

(04:26):
end he came out looking like Jesus, you know, with
everything hanging. Didn't they did his his like long hair
make you miss with growing out yea, they could never
do that. What he did his hair was so Brodie's
were you weren't here? But so we're trying to do
a show all morning and they keep running to the
other room to look at this nasty, stinky couple and

(04:46):
it's it was impossible to get anything to organize, or
here's it's so hard. No, No, So the times before,
like Louke Pearlman with two guys in the one room
and you could kind of see what was happening and
you would get glimpses. This was a full on show.

(05:06):
I mean we had, but we had another full on
show over here that you were happening. Has this ever happened?
You guys have been collected your duties. I think everyone
should take a vacation day. That was in that room today,
I think going to charge you a vacation day. What brodys.
I feel like I was there especially when Scary ran
on the air and said her legs are in the

(05:27):
air and painted the picture for me, I felt like
I knew what was going on. The very first thing
yelled out this morning was oh my god, full on titties.
First thing that was not on the air. No it
was not, but that was started but it could be
cleared the studio and everyone ran to go see then

(05:48):
yelled you thought it was bad when he pushed you
out of the way when the station was off the air.
I got shoved into the wall so hard. I think
you can see my impression. I purshed it through the wall.
You can see your you can see your face planted
in the wall like the shroud of turn. I won't.

(06:10):
As most of the morning went on, though everybody was
at the window looking. Scary, though, went the opposite way
and crouched behind the window on his knees with this
smile that would put you in a very awkward like oh,
he had this smirk on like a like like a
kid on Christmas morning. As he was watching like this,
it was very peeping. Tommy, our engineer, was even like, yep,

(06:30):
Scary is the guy Scary, the guy that does the
weird stuff. Because all of us went one way, like
completely open and honest about what we're doing, scares crouched
down like some type of want to leave the studio.
I wanted to be an earshot of Elvis because in
case he needed something, that's all. You wouldn't have heard
him anyway if he asked for something. Remember when we

(06:52):
had the giant Entiman's boxes that you could put a
person in. Yeah, do you remember? Was it Scotty Okay,
So we had these giant cardboard box that look like
Intimates cake boxes. Scottie cut eye holes in them and
put them up against the window so he could stare
through the eyeholes and people wouldn't know he was in
the box. I would totally notice a cookie box with

(07:16):
did you see that cookie box? It's eyes moved anyway.
So that's what happened on our show today. So if
you were listening and trying to like make ends, make it,
make it make sense, it didn't because we just weren't
paying attention. Well, they weren't right. And a lot of
people have been asking if I'll post the video. I'm
not posting the video one because it's going to give

(07:38):
me banned from Instagram. But too, I felt like they
were kind of good sports about realizing we were up
here and giving us a show. And I don't really
want to violate their privacy visit private on the balcony
like that ivoke, you do not. There's some there's some
surveillance cameras somewhere that caught it anyway, So it's somewhere. Yeah. Me,

(07:58):
you once they knew, we knew, it was over for me,
I lost interest. Remember the movie film, the Jimmy Stewart
film Rear Window, where he would have binoculars and he
would look into all these windows across the way, and
each one was a different movie going on, and he

(08:20):
witnesses a murder and all this other stuff. Right, that
is the it's a voyeuristic nature, and it actually speaks
to the voyeuristic uh within uh you know people of
us so about humanity being this one. Yeah, but you
were just like, once they consented, I was out. Wasn't
Jimmy Stewart handicapped in a wheelchair? Yeah, like, m dude,

(08:43):
you ran to the window. Jimmy Stewart couldn't run to
the way. He rolled it was in a wheelchair. But
the idea, the concept of voyeurism was born in that
I took a film critic class, and this is one
of those Jesus class. Well, I think he was in
that wheelchair because he had an accident. He did, he
was a photographer and a yeah, there was an accident.
He couldn't Yeah, he couldn't do. The point is we

(09:05):
all have that inner inside of us, that idea of
voyeuristic on any level. So we've had this conversation before.
When I lived in the city, there would be people
banging next door, and I would pull up binoculars, turn
the lights off, sitting the back of the neck, and
it's like Gandhi. Gandhi said, she agreed with me, she
would do the same thing. I actually do want to

(09:26):
get a pair of binoculars because where I live scary.
You know, where I live. I have a great view
of like every building in New York City and all
the buildings around me. She's got fifty movies on it.
We'll keep in mind, though, for every one of you
that have binoculars, they're looking back at you. That's actually
what I want to find out. I want to see
who else is creeping me, if anyone's creeping me Whilst

(09:49):
I creep them. I think this will be a fascinating
experiment in real window. Did the killers come after him?
Saw the murder years ag spoiler? Yes, you guys have
been here. I was like man Elvis and Danielle will

(10:11):
but we had to do a show, and it's just
it was I'm glad we weren't there. Otherwise we would
not have had a show. And by the way, Scary
says he gave up once they realized he was watching.
He did not. You were at the window the whole time,
even after they knew you were watching. So where's Wildo?
Where that little guy with the big nose? What is
that guy's name got his nose out? Oh? That's he

(10:32):
was Kermit the frog eating popcorn. I mean that's what. Well, anyway,
so that's what we did today. What did you do today?
We're gonna be at Jenkinson's at Point Pleasant Beach down
the Jersey Shore tomorrow morning, and uh, we're gonna try
to be safe and keep each other out of harm's way. Right.

(10:54):
When he says that, he really points to scarry with
I did not at all. Right. Right, anytime you finish
the sentence with right, it's always your talking. I mean
somebody who's not on board. Right, I'm sure we're all
on board. We're all gonna go in here and behave kids. Right,

(11:14):
So how many people are joining? Uh? Straighten? Eate at
Red Lobster for dinner tonight down the shot. It's my favorite,
just the three of us, Yeah, and not. Friend Danielle
de Lillo was like, I'll be down there tonight to
be like, yeah, give me some of those fucking biscuits.

(11:35):
I wish I could be there too, but I have
so much packing to do since I'm leaving first. You
know what I'll do for you, guys. I'll bring my
backpack and I'll steal a bunch of the all you
can eat Cheddar Bay biscuits. Put my back breakfast tom
breakfast tomorrow, guys. Thank alright, bring me some fried shrimp
while you're at it, you that'd be nice? All right? Well,

(11:57):
there you go. We talked about looking dirty, people doing
each other, and biscuits, sex and biscuits. How much time
we have left should have been. I think we're I
think we're probably done. I think we're done. Yeah, we're
pretty much done going over this week, so we're kind
of old time anyway. We're good anyway, so we'll see

(12:17):
you tomorrow at Jenkinson's Point, Pleasant Beach. Thank you, have
a great day. By the fifteen minute Morning Show