December 21, 2021 • 12 mins
We have a nice version of Butt Hurt but we we still manage to butt hurt each other.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.
Here we go the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. There's
Brody in the den, and there's Garrett in the kitchen,
and there's a Scotty b in the serial library. There's
(00:25):
straight Nate doing that thing with your teeth. I hate
when he does that. And there's Danielle, and there's Froggy
High Froggy, and there's Gandhi in the boyfriend's living room.
And of course they're scary smelling like body odor today.
Well it's actually onions disguised as body It's actually really
(00:45):
onions because I cooked last night. So whatever, it's very
I mean, you can't walk in there without smelling it.
My coat it's on, It's everywhere, and my coat was
hanging right near, you know, near my kitchen. I have
a It's just terrible. He's talked about nine year old
in gym class. Why why do you know that? Why
(01:06):
do you see old? I have one? Yes, I like
you own one. I haven't. Can we talk about scary
schedule really quickly? So sure he leaves here and goes
home and goes to sleep for four five. Wish I
(01:30):
can do that by noon. By noon I'm out for
a few hours. But then again, most some of you
guys take naps to Danielle takes a nap after the
show showed Brode. I try to, Yeah, I try to
take a nap right after the show if I can,
and then get up by noon because that's when the
kids are ready for lunch, so if I can, But
it doesn't always work. So I took the snap. Now,
I took the scary about an hour after the show,
(01:52):
and I get him right before naptime, and I know
he's getting tired because he just talk like this, and
I go scary, so scary when I should return your
phone calls right before Yes, thank you, Yeah I should.
He said. He goes home and sleeps because there's nothing
to do. He told me his favorite activity, and I
(02:13):
quote is I leave this place. I go home and
I rot all day. I rot. Sounds like exactly the
perfect ideal times to go places. And so I'm not
I can't eat very much. I'm not very funny. So
if you wait five hours and then you get him
on the other side of the he's in bed, and
(02:33):
then you'll hear something like you're right, I just dropped
the phone on my face. I'm getting sleepy just talking
about this. We gotta wake up, wake up, all right.
I think we're gonna do but hurt. Oh good, Yes,
per Gandhi's suggestion, we'll do the good but hurt card.
What is just polite but hurt? Course there's cards, and
(02:56):
there's like uplifting? Is that what called but pleasures? So
many jokes. Try Let's try and see if we can.
Let's try to be nice in here. Your like feathers.
Who is the most mature of this group? Nobody, none
(03:17):
of us? You have to answer. Probably, I guess Brody. Yeah,
I think you're most mature. Yeah, yeah, combrelation of cake
fart videos. And I don't know how much I'll tell
you what. I'm the most responsible. I'm not mature. How
(03:38):
about okay? Okay, No, I think I'm more responsible than
you are. You crash cars whatever. People are nuts kind
of mature to be honest, He's like always using the
dad words and he doesn't act really childish too often.
Thank you. I think people, Gandhi, who is the funny?
(04:01):
Oh this is tough, and someone's gonna get bart hurt.
No matter what's um the funniest. It depends on the topic.
I would say probably overall, Elvis and Scotty make me
laugh really hard. Yeah, I mean Scotty's aren't really purposeful.
Scotty's is usually I'm just laughing at Scotty's life and
(04:21):
like things that happened in him. Um, but you make
me laugh. Last I think, I mean, Brodie is not funny,
but I take it back, it's Brodie. I do think
Brodie's hilarious. I think everyone's really funny. This is a
funny larious. Moving on, Danielle, who is least likely to
(04:48):
talk about you behind your back? Froggy? Yeah, I will
talk about daniel Froggy, But I think you know what
I think, Gandhi and Elvis to Gandhi Froggy, the three
of them, I don't think really. I mean maybe Elvis
every now and then when he can't stand me, but
most of the time he loves me. You know the
(05:10):
days I annoy you, but I don't annoy years since
I couldn't stand you. That's good. But Froggy, I don't think.
I don't think he ever has said anything. Yeah, I
hope I love it too much O this round, but
heel when you get on my nerves I tell you, yeah,
that is true. I tell you, moving on Froggy. Yeah,
(05:35):
who has had sex with the least amount of partners?
Oh for sure, Daniel. Yes, I think that proudly much.
Yeah because no, because when Scary started to get popular
in the radio thing, he was putting it everywhere, So
(05:56):
I wouldn't think any place that would take it. But
Brody might be a close second. I don't mean that negatively.
I'm not saying that is a bad thing. I'm not like,
I don't have likes face, I didn't bangle so far.
I'm not funny, and I'm not having sex with anybody.
You're the most but you're a butt hurt. You're a
(06:20):
mature butt hurt man. See why these cards are in
here because the girl person gets butt hurt. Now, girls
like guys that are funny, So that's why I'm not
getting laid. So that makes thanks God. Go ahead, ask
a question. Who is the most patient? Brodie, none of
(06:42):
the above patient. Scary's patient. He just kind of like whatever,
he doesn't I think Froggy. I think Froggy's Scary's not
hard to do anything ever, just kind of like, Okay,
you think I'm patient? Yes, I'll take that as a compliment. Yeah,
Danielle disagrees. I see the look on our I, by
(07:04):
far in the most impatient person on the show cameras
having sex. Yeah, Bertie, what are you doing touching yourself? No?
Somebody called me on my phone. There was nobody that
wanted to have sex. Sorry. They weren't looking for a joke,
so what else did they want? They were looking for
(07:24):
sex maturity by moving on, Garrett, who has the prettiest nipples?
You do? I tell you it's not me. I had
two babies sucking on those, He's got to be I
(07:47):
had to lift it. Scar Did did you breastfeed kids
early age this month? Dude? I remember I took this
one picture. We were on one of our dysfunctional family
vacations and we're using the background eating and there was
a tray of food right here that just happened to
be placed there in front of him, and somebody commented like,
(08:09):
oh my god, scaries, nipples look like pepperoni on that tray. Yeah,
I'm proud of my silver dollars on. You're chiming in,
who is the best drunk person? Elvis? Hands down. Nothing's
(08:34):
on the table at that part. Remember how much funny
wasn't it was so much fun I love drunk Elvis.
I love him so much. More of him, more drunk, Yeah,
more drunk. You all right, we'll come by this weekend.
I'm on the wagon til this weekend. Elvis, did you
(08:55):
go yet? Nope? Who is the most ambitious, I would
say of late Gandhi, Yeah, because she's going for it
with her business, with her artwork. That's um yeah, thanks,
I take that is a nice thing. Thanks, I'm trying.
(09:18):
I agree. What's that? Brody? So the rest of us
are stuck in this morning show. That sounds fantastic. Around
five year votes, we're so ambitious. Clinton was president morning
in my Z one h anniversary is coming up in
(09:39):
ten days. Alright, that's so awesome to myself. A question here,
uh oh, you get to pick your favorite? Does not fair?
I know? Stop? Why do you but hurt? He hasn't
even answer your question yet. The movie is least likely
to lose their temper definitely and not Elvis very fiery.
(10:08):
This is obvious. Sandy again, he'll take it. I think Garrett, see,
I think scary doesn't temper. Danielle his temper. He just
gets it like luster, but it doesn't get mad. Yeah,
(10:29):
I don't get mad social media the hand, don't. I
don't think I really get mad on social media. I
think it's just kind of the same me all the time.
I just am more on the censored on social media.
I always am at the same level of irritated, So
I can't get more angry angry. The way you handle
fun faces online, you're very very You're very calm. You're
(10:53):
you're very calm, and you deal with the ship heads
that try to troll you. Well, thanks, Yeah, they don't
really irritate me as much as I think they'd like to. Faces.
I like that faces face. People are watching it and
they know we're talking about them. I guess I'm a
fun face question today. Yeah, okay, well then that was
(11:17):
well out of team. So you look at that. That's
another great thing about Gonda. She looks up for other people.
I'm trying to look out for everybody for me. Hey,
we got a really great a fifteen minute morning show
podcast guest tomorrow, right, Garrett. Oh, yes, So the gentleman
tattoo Bob as he goes has drawn pictures of most
of us. We saw the one of brody and scary,
(11:38):
scary Brodie whatever yesterday, and he is going to reveal
the rest of the Morning Show tomorrow right here from
a tattoo boo about. And we have a new version
of brody and scary coming as well, in individual photos.
It doesn't matter, you're individuals at this point and scary whatever,
So you'll be doing that tomorrow. He's finishing up Roggy
(12:00):
as we speak. A great yeah, just draw a giant
fucking forehead and with us it makes a big cash
on the side of his head. Hey, look there's Froggy.
He made it. He made it easy for him. All right,
are we done? We're done? Yeah? The wave like Queen Elizabeth.
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.
Here we go the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. There's
Brody in the den, and there's Garrett in the kitchen,
and there's a Scotty b in the serial library. There's
(00:25):
straight Nate doing that thing with your teeth. I hate
when he does that. And there's Danielle, and there's Froggy
High Froggy, and there's Gandhi in the boyfriend's living room.
And of course they're scary smelling like body odor today.
Well it's actually onions disguised as body It's actually really
(00:45):
onions because I cooked last night. So whatever, it's very
I mean, you can't walk in there without smelling it.
My coat it's on, It's everywhere, and my coat was
hanging right near, you know, near my kitchen. I have
a It's just terrible. He's talked about nine year old
in gym class. Why why do you know that? Why
(01:06):
do you see old? I have one? Yes, I like
you own one. I haven't. Can we talk about scary
schedule really quickly? So sure he leaves here and goes
home and goes to sleep for four five. Wish I
(01:30):
can do that by noon. By noon I'm out for
a few hours. But then again, most some of you
guys take naps to Danielle takes a nap after the
show showed Brode. I try to, Yeah, I try to
take a nap right after the show if I can,
and then get up by noon because that's when the
kids are ready for lunch, so if I can, But
it doesn't always work. So I took the snap. Now,
I took the scary about an hour after the show,
(01:52):
and I get him right before naptime, and I know
he's getting tired because he just talk like this, and
I go scary, so scary when I should return your
phone calls right before Yes, thank you, Yeah I should.
He said. He goes home and sleeps because there's nothing
to do. He told me his favorite activity, and I
(02:13):
quote is I leave this place. I go home and
I rot all day. I rot. Sounds like exactly the
perfect ideal times to go places. And so I'm not
I can't eat very much. I'm not very funny. So
if you wait five hours and then you get him
on the other side of the he's in bed, and
(02:33):
then you'll hear something like you're right, I just dropped
the phone on my face. I'm getting sleepy just talking
about this. We gotta wake up, wake up, all right.
I think we're gonna do but hurt. Oh good, Yes,
per Gandhi's suggestion, we'll do the good but hurt card.
What is just polite but hurt? Course there's cards, and
(02:56):
there's like uplifting? Is that what called but pleasures? So
many jokes. Try Let's try and see if we can.
Let's try to be nice in here. Your like feathers.
Who is the most mature of this group? Nobody, none
(03:17):
of us? You have to answer. Probably, I guess Brody. Yeah,
I think you're most mature. Yeah, yeah, combrelation of cake
fart videos. And I don't know how much I'll tell
you what. I'm the most responsible. I'm not mature. How
(03:38):
about okay? Okay, No, I think I'm more responsible than
you are. You crash cars whatever. People are nuts kind
of mature to be honest, He's like always using the
dad words and he doesn't act really childish too often.
Thank you. I think people, Gandhi, who is the funny?
(04:01):
Oh this is tough, and someone's gonna get bart hurt.
No matter what's um the funniest. It depends on the topic.
I would say probably overall, Elvis and Scotty make me
laugh really hard. Yeah, I mean Scotty's aren't really purposeful.
Scotty's is usually I'm just laughing at Scotty's life and
(04:21):
like things that happened in him. Um, but you make
me laugh. Last I think, I mean, Brodie is not funny,
but I take it back, it's Brodie. I do think
Brodie's hilarious. I think everyone's really funny. This is a
funny larious. Moving on, Danielle, who is least likely to
(04:48):
talk about you behind your back? Froggy? Yeah, I will
talk about daniel Froggy, But I think you know what
I think, Gandhi and Elvis to Gandhi Froggy, the three
of them, I don't think really. I mean maybe Elvis
every now and then when he can't stand me, but
most of the time he loves me. You know the
(05:10):
days I annoy you, but I don't annoy years since
I couldn't stand you. That's good. But Froggy, I don't think.
I don't think he ever has said anything. Yeah, I
hope I love it too much O this round, but
heel when you get on my nerves I tell you, yeah,
that is true. I tell you, moving on Froggy. Yeah,
(05:35):
who has had sex with the least amount of partners?
Oh for sure, Daniel. Yes, I think that proudly much.
Yeah because no, because when Scary started to get popular
in the radio thing, he was putting it everywhere, So
(05:56):
I wouldn't think any place that would take it. But
Brody might be a close second. I don't mean that negatively.
I'm not saying that is a bad thing. I'm not like,
I don't have likes face, I didn't bangle so far.
I'm not funny, and I'm not having sex with anybody.
You're the most but you're a butt hurt. You're a
(06:20):
mature butt hurt man. See why these cards are in
here because the girl person gets butt hurt. Now, girls
like guys that are funny, So that's why I'm not
getting laid. So that makes thanks God. Go ahead, ask
a question. Who is the most patient? Brodie, none of
(06:42):
the above patient. Scary's patient. He just kind of like whatever,
he doesn't I think Froggy. I think Froggy's Scary's not
hard to do anything ever, just kind of like, Okay,
you think I'm patient? Yes, I'll take that as a compliment. Yeah,
Danielle disagrees. I see the look on our I, by
(07:04):
far in the most impatient person on the show cameras
having sex. Yeah, Bertie, what are you doing touching yourself? No?
Somebody called me on my phone. There was nobody that
wanted to have sex. Sorry. They weren't looking for a joke,
so what else did they want? They were looking for
(07:24):
sex maturity by moving on, Garrett, who has the prettiest nipples?
You do? I tell you it's not me. I had
two babies sucking on those, He's got to be I
(07:47):
had to lift it. Scar Did did you breastfeed kids
early age this month? Dude? I remember I took this
one picture. We were on one of our dysfunctional family
vacations and we're using the background eating and there was
a tray of food right here that just happened to
be placed there in front of him, and somebody commented like,
(08:09):
oh my god, scaries, nipples look like pepperoni on that tray. Yeah,
I'm proud of my silver dollars on. You're chiming in,
who is the best drunk person? Elvis? Hands down. Nothing's
(08:34):
on the table at that part. Remember how much funny
wasn't it was so much fun I love drunk Elvis.
I love him so much. More of him, more drunk, Yeah,
more drunk. You all right, we'll come by this weekend.
I'm on the wagon til this weekend. Elvis, did you
(08:55):
go yet? Nope? Who is the most ambitious, I would
say of late Gandhi, Yeah, because she's going for it
with her business, with her artwork. That's um yeah, thanks,
I take that is a nice thing. Thanks, I'm trying.
(09:18):
I agree. What's that? Brody? So the rest of us
are stuck in this morning show. That sounds fantastic. Around
five year votes, we're so ambitious. Clinton was president morning
in my Z one h anniversary is coming up in
(09:39):
ten days. Alright, that's so awesome to myself. A question here,
uh oh, you get to pick your favorite? Does not fair?
I know? Stop? Why do you but hurt? He hasn't
even answer your question yet. The movie is least likely
to lose their temper definitely and not Elvis very fiery.
(10:08):
This is obvious. Sandy again, he'll take it. I think Garrett, see,
I think scary doesn't temper. Danielle his temper. He just
gets it like luster, but it doesn't get mad. Yeah,
(10:29):
I don't get mad social media the hand, don't. I
don't think I really get mad on social media. I
think it's just kind of the same me all the time.
I just am more on the censored on social media.
I always am at the same level of irritated, So
I can't get more angry angry. The way you handle
fun faces online, you're very very You're very calm. You're
(10:53):
you're very calm, and you deal with the ship heads
that try to troll you. Well, thanks, Yeah, they don't
really irritate me as much as I think they'd like to. Faces.
I like that faces face. People are watching it and
they know we're talking about them. I guess I'm a
fun face question today. Yeah, okay, well then that was
(11:17):
well out of team. So you look at that. That's
another great thing about Gonda. She looks up for other people.
I'm trying to look out for everybody for me. Hey,
we got a really great a fifteen minute morning show
podcast guest tomorrow, right, Garrett. Oh, yes, So the gentleman
tattoo Bob as he goes has drawn pictures of most
of us. We saw the one of brody and scary,
(11:38):
scary Brodie whatever yesterday, and he is going to reveal
the rest of the Morning Show tomorrow right here from
a tattoo boo about. And we have a new version
of brody and scary coming as well, in individual photos.
It doesn't matter, you're individuals at this point and scary whatever,
So you'll be doing that tomorrow. He's finishing up Roggy
(12:00):
as we speak. A great yeah, just draw a giant
fucking forehead and with us it makes a big cash
on the side of his head. Hey, look there's Froggy.
He made it. He made it easy for him. All right,
are we done? We're done? Yeah? The wave like Queen Elizabeth.
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