April 1, 2019 • 15 mins
Elvis wanted to find out EVERYONES regrets from over the weekend. Plus, Gandhi got a TEXT message from a friend.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Presents show. I don't know what you did this weekend.
I know what I did, and I don't regret any
of it. Yes, and most people, normal people would regret
(00:23):
half the stuff I do every weekend. I was gonna
ask if anyone else regretted what you did. I don't
have any regrets at all. Now, okay, so you guys
had a big weekend up in the Catskills. Did you
do anything you regretted? Yes? What did you do? Danielle?
I mean gandhi Um. I was kind of talking about
this earlier. But there's a male stripper who I know
from years ago, and he'll always send me like kind
(00:44):
of dirty texts or whatever, like hey girl, what's going on?
And then we were all hammered this weekend and he
was doing it. So I'm with producer Sam and our
guy Scott e V and they were like, oh, ask
him for blah blah blah. And one of the things
they told me to asking for is a dick pick,
and my dumbass did it and he sent it. He
sent you dick picks, He sent me dick picks. And
then I think he thinks I like him now of course,
because why wouldn't you think that? And now I'm uncomfortable
(01:06):
because I think we're in a relationship. So you, in
other words, you do regret doing that. I very much
regret doing it. All right, let's get into it around
around the fifteen minute morning show podcast table. We've got
Gandhi who was regretting dick picks boring. Oh well, we'll
be the judge of that scares Here there's David Rodeo,
there's Garrett, there's Danielle, and of course there's straight Nate.
(01:29):
Al Right, well, Danielle, what did you regret from the weekend.
I regret not eating that extra pig in a blanket.
It was sitting there and I contemplated it, and I went,
if I eat it, I know I'm going to regret it.
I'm not going to eat it. It's a pig in
a blanket. On the size of the dick. I didn't
see the dick put in a blanket. Actually got a
(01:49):
dick in a blanket. Actually was a towel. It was covered.
It was hanging up talking about dick picks for just
a second. You think it through, I mean, think think
about the act of like oh, I'm going to send
an dick pick. Okay, so you fear got you gotta
get aroused. Then you're got to point the phone at
your thing and take a picture of it and send it.
Only if it's really a good looking aroused one. Don't
(02:11):
send a little, tiny one. I don't want to see that.
My point is any of them? Are there any good
looking ones? I mean, yeah, you know, look, beauty is
in the eye of the beholder. A million dimes mine
at home is very good. My point is this, it's
the actual act of going you actually it's premeditated. You
actually have to think it through. Okay, I'm gonna go
(02:33):
through these four steps to get a dick pick so
I can send it. What what if I say, don't
send me boot picks unless you're a decup like that's
what you're saying. You just sized queen dick pick I did.
I wouldn't care. I'm with her. What if I use
an app that makes it look bigger? That's this is
I'm looking. Well, my friends came up with My friends
(02:53):
came up with a ruler that makes it look bigger
because the proportions are off, so it looks like it
might be seven inches, when really it's like four because
they warped the ruler exactly. Yeah, and they call it
the fish pick ruler. This room would like four of those,
please three, there's five of us, the one who just
(03:14):
said three? Yes. What did you do over the weekend
that you regret? Did you send dick picks? I did not.
When's the last team you sent a dick pick? I've
never sent. You've never taken a picture of your Johnson?
I've never. I'm always I've always been hate that. I
don't like the word johnson. I don't like the word
but not junk. I don't like john is so negative. No,
(03:36):
I never, never, never took a picture of my junk,
nor because I don't want it out there. I would
be fearful of that. You know, it's so funny. You
look like David Swimmer, and David Swimmer has always said
he would never take a naked picture of himself for
that same exact reason. Should we feel like we're sitting
in a room with David. I didn't do something regrettable, though,
would you do this week? Is that you regret? Well,
I was sitting at the blackjack table, and I have
(03:57):
this way of betting where I start off with like,
you know, five dollars, ten dollars. If I keep winning,
I keep adding to the bet, I keep winning by fifty,
I keep adding. So I got to the point where,
no joke, I was up to five hundred dollars on
the table because I won like eight hands in a
row starting from like a low bet, and I kept
(04:20):
winning and winning and winning, and at the five hundred
dollar mark um that was one bet too late. I
probably should have pulled my money back and walked away,
but instead I left it out there to die, and
I busted, and I lost five hundred dollars in one shot,
And it didn't hit me until after I walked away
that I lost five one hand. I regret, I wanted
(04:42):
to I should have just taken my winnings right before that.
You didn't, and you gotta get over it. That's the
world of gambling. I am regrettable. I was like being,
I'm regretful. I'm regretful for leaving that last bet out there.
Scarious thing is he can't walk away on a win.
The hand before that, he doubled down and won a
(05:02):
huge amount of money against the dealer that he shouldn't
have won against any won. I was like, let's go.
I was like, let's go. Now I got one more.
But scary, what if you had one on that huge
bet that would have been a great, great thing. You
wouldn't have known. You wouldn't have known if you're gonna
win or losing unless you were in it. You have
to be in a twin it, right, that's what gamblings about.
(05:23):
I know, let's do it. When it's like a game show.
I wasn't in. I wasn't all in. I was not
I was like half in Rody. Did you do anything
you regretted over the week? Yes. At one point I
was walking next to Gandhi and she looked at her
phone and went, oh my god, and so I looked
to see what she was looking at and it was
a dick pick And I regret that were assaulted this weekend?
(05:45):
So bad? Yeah, Garrett, I'm sorry, I'm choking up. All right, Yeah,
I'm okay. Did you do anything all right? Did you
do anything that you regretted? Yeah, buying the Cheetos and
Doritos or not a drinking and bring them back to
the room to wake up, to realize that my bed
cheets were orange. Yes, you have to explain that. Yeah. No,
(06:08):
it was a lot of drunk eating in bed um
probably sure crumbs are all over the place, but yeah
it was. And then I questioned, like, how did how
did we get to this point? And realizing I did
buy those cheetos and Dorito's. Your wife was with you? Wasn't? Yes,
it was a very messy night this morning parts of her. Okay,
so you regretted eating that last pig in a blanket
(06:29):
and not eating it? Not eating Yeah, you should have
eaten that. I think it's a garage straight. Come on,
what regrettable awful thing did you do this weekend? Got
into a fight with my girlfriend and you regret it?
I regret it, yeah, because and and to think back,
I was just trying to think of what I was,
what we were fighting about, and this microphone sounds terrible.
(06:50):
Use the gold miner so crispy here now, um, yeah,
I can't even. Like most fights that you have with
your significant other, you don't remember why they started, but
then you just start throwing other stuff in there, and
then it turned into this two hour bickering back and forth.
I regret that I shouldn't have just kept throwing gas
on the fight. Did you tell her you regretted the fight? No,
(07:11):
not yet. This is I just realized it now. You
were telling us before, told are you still fighting? Why
are you so excited about that? Daniel was like, oh my,
I fight the same way though. My problem is is
that I start bringing up stupid crap and I should
have addressed a while ago, and I throw it out
there and then I'm like and this, and then he's
(07:33):
just like, this is not the time or playing for us, Like, no,
that's not all I were fighting. I'm the worst fighting.
There's an expression that some women get hysterical when they fight,
and some women get historical historical, So Nate, will you
send the link to this podcast to her? Or first
say sorry? And you know what, I can't remember if
we close out the fight, but I feel like they
(07:55):
kind of linger. Yeah, I have makeup sex after No, Okay,
here's how you know us. That's we didn't finish the fight.
If you go home and call her pooky smooky bear,
stupid smooshy puffins, you can take these flowers that we
were sent. Trust me, I've already done the math. How
I'm getting those homes. What about you all? Uh no,
(08:17):
I'm telling you right now, I did nothing. I rarely
regret anything. I like that about you. Then you yelled
a ref No you were drunk. No, I wasn't even
a drawn. You're trying to find something for me to
Alex said you were drunk. Maybe this is one of my,
uh my shortcomings is I don't regret things enough. No.
(08:38):
I think that's great. Well, because you know, once it's done,
it's done. Regret it's like, oh, I mean you can
correct yourself and learn from the experience and not do
it again, you know, But I find that regret. You're
not gonna live your life feeling badly about it because
it's done. Water under the bridge, relationship with the stripper,
It's fine, fine, Yeah, it's like whatever, it's life. Is
(09:00):
that bad that I don't regret things? Not from it? Okay,
don't stop kissing. I asked everyone things. But if you
were to come close to something you might closely regret
that you might have done this weekend that though you
don't you don't regret it. But if you were to say,
this is what I would regret if I were nothing,
not even start in your life, if you could think
(09:21):
of some things. There are things you probably would want
to apologize for to someone else. I think that counts
as regret, Like you wish you hadn't have had that
interaction with someone. Yeah, there have been things I've said
or done that you know, I wish I could take back.
I still don't put that in the file of regret.
Tony Dan's a fight. You don't regret. It was his fault.
But this is a filing issue. It's a filing issue.
I'm filing it under. I really shouldn't have done that. Uh,
(09:45):
and I won't do it again because I learned my lesson.
But to me, regret is I don't know. It's one
of the worst failings in the world. I wouldn't know.
Do you regret anything that you're putting in your book?
Anything you're putting in your book, do you regret? Well, no,
I mean I can still pull it out. We haven't
in it yet. Wait a minute, do you regret pulling
us out of the chapter that we were in? No? Okay, well, no, no, anything.
(10:06):
It wasn't my fault. No. Look, just because you write
a book doesn't mean they're gonna do it exactly as
you say. They edited. It's my first one. I'm trying here.
I'm trying to find something you regret. If you look,
you may find something. I got a question. Do you
think back to any point in your maybe when you
were in grade school, Elvis, and you think of something
that you did that was really embarrassing and you think,
oh God, I was such an idiot. Kind of that
(10:28):
face palm moment, because I still think about things that
I did in grade school. What did you do in
grade school that you regret today? Oh God, I just
said something to the girl I had a crush on,
and uh, I said, there was some event that happened
on TV. I can't remember what it was. And I said,
I saw that when it actually happened on TV, and
it was so stupid. I was just like I was
(10:48):
trying to impress this girl. And that's still lingeringly yeah,
And it was like I should have said I saw
what that happened live, but I go, oh, I saw
that what had actually happened on TV, and I was
just I still think back that I was in question
rate okay, question, after you said that that that thing
that you regret now many years later, how did that
alter the your your your your journey. I mean, how
(11:10):
did that change your life compared to what you'd be
thinking had you not said it. You know what I'm saying,
because you know I know exactly what you're saying. I
still think about it, and I still think that maybe
something in that moment happened that I'm embarrassed to talk
to girls, or was from a period of time he
killed her? I didn't kill Was that your first? Was
(11:30):
that your first killed? Too soon? Wait a minute, I
just thought of something. You said. You don't regret anything.
You regret your lunch plans every day? Why did I
guess it is regret? I regret I regret saying yes?
(11:52):
Do you ever regret hiring David Brodie? No? I didn't
hire him. First of all, he was no. He was
hired by my then partner, Elliotte. It is true. Oh
you're the one who said get him scrap paper. You're
my joke writer from now on, and you said I
can come back. I did, yes, Okay, then I am
living with regret. Do you regret hiring me? And then
I recommended Gandhi? No? The best thing you ever did? Actually,
(12:15):
how long did you work without being paid? A long
time over a year. A year and a half was
that legal? Shut up? Do you regret working for a
year and a half without getting paid? No, it changed
my life. First of all, I got a monthly stipend
of like six d bucks. It was not nothing nothing,
It was mostly nothing for about six months, and then
it would give me a little bit of money out
(12:35):
like once a month. I'll get paid. No, because I
gave up my real jobs for our chance to do this,
and and it was because my wife said, I'll support you.
Go have to go learn, do what you want to do.
That's great. No, I don't regret this. No, of course,
not gonna be in the free part. But the thought
of regrets bothers me. Yeah. I mean it's just what's
done is done. And like I said before, you can
(12:57):
correct your you're a journey. You learned something from what
you did. But to totally regret it, I mean it happened.
It happened for a reason, you don't. I truly believe
in the universe. The universe is writing our script for
us every day. I totally believe that. Absolutely. Brianna has
the greatest tattoo addressing all of this. It's on her
collar bone, and it's written backward and it says never
(13:19):
a mistake, always a lesson. I was like, Oh, that's
a good way to look at things. It's true. No regret. Ever,
I mean killing someone you learned a lesson. And that's
the thing that gosh. At the Summer Bash last year
in New York City, some guy brings me hot sauce
that says murder sauce on it because it's so hot.
(13:42):
Branding brand. You got to be known for something that.
But I'd be what did you eat? Regret it? Actually?
I forgot to brush my teeth this morning? How do
you get Yeah? I was like, forget like four minutes late,
and kill somebody with that breath. Nate, I love you.
(14:06):
You know how I feel scary. I've been snipping scary
breath for twenty three years. You regret that? No, No,
because Scary's he's my superstar. But here's the thing. Don't
live with regret. Look at something that you think you
regret and move it out of the regret file and
just move it over to the I learned something from
that file, and I like this today. This is great.
(14:28):
Let yourself off the hook, man? How do I get
out of the relationship with the stripper. Just stop talking
to him. I could do that, you know, you can
easily just say I don't want any more of your
dick picks. I thought by sending him a text in
the morning that said, oh shit, sorry, I was so
drunk that would be the end of it. It was not.
Didn't tell him it's not working out. This isn't working
out for me. Regret this being on topic for the
(14:49):
last fifteen minutes. No, not at all, and regret what
a healthy little show. The fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Presents show. I don't know what you did this weekend.
I know what I did, and I don't regret any
of it. Yes, and most people, normal people would regret
(00:23):
half the stuff I do every weekend. I was gonna
ask if anyone else regretted what you did. I don't
have any regrets at all. Now, okay, so you guys
had a big weekend up in the Catskills. Did you
do anything you regretted? Yes? What did you do? Danielle?
I mean gandhi Um. I was kind of talking about
this earlier. But there's a male stripper who I know
from years ago, and he'll always send me like kind
(00:44):
of dirty texts or whatever, like hey girl, what's going on?
And then we were all hammered this weekend and he
was doing it. So I'm with producer Sam and our
guy Scott e V and they were like, oh, ask
him for blah blah blah. And one of the things
they told me to asking for is a dick pick,
and my dumbass did it and he sent it. He
sent you dick picks, He sent me dick picks. And
then I think he thinks I like him now of course,
because why wouldn't you think that? And now I'm uncomfortable
(01:06):
because I think we're in a relationship. So you, in
other words, you do regret doing that. I very much
regret doing it. All right, let's get into it around
around the fifteen minute morning show podcast table. We've got
Gandhi who was regretting dick picks boring. Oh well, we'll
be the judge of that scares Here there's David Rodeo,
there's Garrett, there's Danielle, and of course there's straight Nate.
(01:29):
Al Right, well, Danielle, what did you regret from the weekend.
I regret not eating that extra pig in a blanket.
It was sitting there and I contemplated it, and I went,
if I eat it, I know I'm going to regret it.
I'm not going to eat it. It's a pig in
a blanket. On the size of the dick. I didn't
see the dick put in a blanket. Actually got a
(01:49):
dick in a blanket. Actually was a towel. It was covered.
It was hanging up talking about dick picks for just
a second. You think it through, I mean, think think
about the act of like oh, I'm going to send
an dick pick. Okay, so you fear got you gotta
get aroused. Then you're got to point the phone at
your thing and take a picture of it and send it.
Only if it's really a good looking aroused one. Don't
(02:11):
send a little, tiny one. I don't want to see that.
My point is any of them? Are there any good
looking ones? I mean, yeah, you know, look, beauty is
in the eye of the beholder. A million dimes mine
at home is very good. My point is this, it's
the actual act of going you actually it's premeditated. You
actually have to think it through. Okay, I'm gonna go
(02:33):
through these four steps to get a dick pick so
I can send it. What what if I say, don't
send me boot picks unless you're a decup like that's
what you're saying. You just sized queen dick pick I did.
I wouldn't care. I'm with her. What if I use
an app that makes it look bigger? That's this is
I'm looking. Well, my friends came up with My friends
(02:53):
came up with a ruler that makes it look bigger
because the proportions are off, so it looks like it
might be seven inches, when really it's like four because
they warped the ruler exactly. Yeah, and they call it
the fish pick ruler. This room would like four of those,
please three, there's five of us, the one who just
(03:14):
said three? Yes. What did you do over the weekend
that you regret? Did you send dick picks? I did not.
When's the last team you sent a dick pick? I've
never sent. You've never taken a picture of your Johnson?
I've never. I'm always I've always been hate that. I
don't like the word johnson. I don't like the word
but not junk. I don't like john is so negative. No,
(03:36):
I never, never, never took a picture of my junk,
nor because I don't want it out there. I would
be fearful of that. You know, it's so funny. You
look like David Swimmer, and David Swimmer has always said
he would never take a naked picture of himself for
that same exact reason. Should we feel like we're sitting
in a room with David. I didn't do something regrettable, though,
would you do this week? Is that you regret? Well,
I was sitting at the blackjack table, and I have
(03:57):
this way of betting where I start off with like,
you know, five dollars, ten dollars. If I keep winning,
I keep adding to the bet, I keep winning by fifty,
I keep adding. So I got to the point where,
no joke, I was up to five hundred dollars on
the table because I won like eight hands in a
row starting from like a low bet, and I kept
(04:20):
winning and winning and winning, and at the five hundred
dollar mark um that was one bet too late. I
probably should have pulled my money back and walked away,
but instead I left it out there to die, and
I busted, and I lost five hundred dollars in one shot,
And it didn't hit me until after I walked away
that I lost five one hand. I regret, I wanted
(04:42):
to I should have just taken my winnings right before that.
You didn't, and you gotta get over it. That's the
world of gambling. I am regrettable. I was like being,
I'm regretful. I'm regretful for leaving that last bet out there.
Scarious thing is he can't walk away on a win.
The hand before that, he doubled down and won a
(05:02):
huge amount of money against the dealer that he shouldn't
have won against any won. I was like, let's go.
I was like, let's go. Now I got one more.
But scary, what if you had one on that huge
bet that would have been a great, great thing. You
wouldn't have known. You wouldn't have known if you're gonna
win or losing unless you were in it. You have
to be in a twin it, right, that's what gamblings about.
(05:23):
I know, let's do it. When it's like a game show.
I wasn't in. I wasn't all in. I was not
I was like half in Rody. Did you do anything
you regretted over the week? Yes. At one point I
was walking next to Gandhi and she looked at her
phone and went, oh my god, and so I looked
to see what she was looking at and it was
a dick pick And I regret that were assaulted this weekend?
(05:45):
So bad? Yeah, Garrett, I'm sorry, I'm choking up. All right, Yeah,
I'm okay. Did you do anything all right? Did you
do anything that you regretted? Yeah, buying the Cheetos and
Doritos or not a drinking and bring them back to
the room to wake up, to realize that my bed
cheets were orange. Yes, you have to explain that. Yeah. No,
(06:08):
it was a lot of drunk eating in bed um
probably sure crumbs are all over the place, but yeah
it was. And then I questioned, like, how did how
did we get to this point? And realizing I did
buy those cheetos and Dorito's. Your wife was with you? Wasn't? Yes,
it was a very messy night this morning parts of her. Okay,
so you regretted eating that last pig in a blanket
(06:29):
and not eating it? Not eating Yeah, you should have
eaten that. I think it's a garage straight. Come on,
what regrettable awful thing did you do this weekend? Got
into a fight with my girlfriend and you regret it?
I regret it, yeah, because and and to think back,
I was just trying to think of what I was,
what we were fighting about, and this microphone sounds terrible.
(06:50):
Use the gold miner so crispy here now, um, yeah,
I can't even. Like most fights that you have with
your significant other, you don't remember why they started, but
then you just start throwing other stuff in there, and
then it turned into this two hour bickering back and forth.
I regret that I shouldn't have just kept throwing gas
on the fight. Did you tell her you regretted the fight? No,
(07:11):
not yet. This is I just realized it now. You
were telling us before, told are you still fighting? Why
are you so excited about that? Daniel was like, oh my,
I fight the same way though. My problem is is
that I start bringing up stupid crap and I should
have addressed a while ago, and I throw it out
there and then I'm like and this, and then he's
(07:33):
just like, this is not the time or playing for us, Like, no,
that's not all I were fighting. I'm the worst fighting.
There's an expression that some women get hysterical when they fight,
and some women get historical historical, So Nate, will you
send the link to this podcast to her? Or first
say sorry? And you know what, I can't remember if
we close out the fight, but I feel like they
(07:55):
kind of linger. Yeah, I have makeup sex after No, Okay,
here's how you know us. That's we didn't finish the fight.
If you go home and call her pooky smooky bear,
stupid smooshy puffins, you can take these flowers that we
were sent. Trust me, I've already done the math. How
I'm getting those homes. What about you all? Uh no,
(08:17):
I'm telling you right now, I did nothing. I rarely
regret anything. I like that about you. Then you yelled
a ref No you were drunk. No, I wasn't even
a drawn. You're trying to find something for me to
Alex said you were drunk. Maybe this is one of my,
uh my shortcomings is I don't regret things enough. No.
(08:38):
I think that's great. Well, because you know, once it's done,
it's done. Regret it's like, oh, I mean you can
correct yourself and learn from the experience and not do
it again, you know, But I find that regret. You're
not gonna live your life feeling badly about it because
it's done. Water under the bridge, relationship with the stripper,
It's fine, fine, Yeah, it's like whatever, it's life. Is
(09:00):
that bad that I don't regret things? Not from it? Okay,
don't stop kissing. I asked everyone things. But if you
were to come close to something you might closely regret
that you might have done this weekend that though you
don't you don't regret it. But if you were to say,
this is what I would regret if I were nothing,
not even start in your life, if you could think
(09:21):
of some things. There are things you probably would want
to apologize for to someone else. I think that counts
as regret, Like you wish you hadn't have had that
interaction with someone. Yeah, there have been things I've said
or done that you know, I wish I could take back.
I still don't put that in the file of regret.
Tony Dan's a fight. You don't regret. It was his fault.
But this is a filing issue. It's a filing issue.
I'm filing it under. I really shouldn't have done that. Uh,
(09:45):
and I won't do it again because I learned my lesson.
But to me, regret is I don't know. It's one
of the worst failings in the world. I wouldn't know.
Do you regret anything that you're putting in your book?
Anything you're putting in your book, do you regret? Well, no,
I mean I can still pull it out. We haven't
in it yet. Wait a minute, do you regret pulling
us out of the chapter that we were in? No? Okay, well, no, no, anything.
(10:06):
It wasn't my fault. No. Look, just because you write
a book doesn't mean they're gonna do it exactly as
you say. They edited. It's my first one. I'm trying here.
I'm trying to find something you regret. If you look,
you may find something. I got a question. Do you
think back to any point in your maybe when you
were in grade school, Elvis, and you think of something
that you did that was really embarrassing and you think,
oh God, I was such an idiot. Kind of that
(10:28):
face palm moment, because I still think about things that
I did in grade school. What did you do in
grade school that you regret today? Oh God, I just
said something to the girl I had a crush on,
and uh, I said, there was some event that happened
on TV. I can't remember what it was. And I said,
I saw that when it actually happened on TV, and
it was so stupid. I was just like I was
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trying to impress this girl. And that's still lingeringly yeah,
And it was like I should have said I saw
what that happened live, but I go, oh, I saw
that what had actually happened on TV, and I was
just I still think back that I was in question
rate okay, question, after you said that that that thing
that you regret now many years later, how did that
alter the your your your your journey. I mean, how
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did that change your life compared to what you'd be
thinking had you not said it. You know what I'm saying,
because you know I know exactly what you're saying. I
still think about it, and I still think that maybe
something in that moment happened that I'm embarrassed to talk
to girls, or was from a period of time he
killed her? I didn't kill Was that your first? Was
(11:30):
that your first killed? Too soon? Wait a minute, I
just thought of something. You said. You don't regret anything.
You regret your lunch plans every day? Why did I
guess it is regret? I regret I regret saying yes?
(11:52):
Do you ever regret hiring David Brodie? No? I didn't
hire him. First of all, he was no. He was
hired by my then partner, Elliotte. It is true. Oh
you're the one who said get him scrap paper. You're
my joke writer from now on, and you said I
can come back. I did, yes, Okay, then I am
living with regret. Do you regret hiring me? And then
I recommended Gandhi? No? The best thing you ever did? Actually,
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how long did you work without being paid? A long
time over a year. A year and a half was
that legal? Shut up? Do you regret working for a
year and a half without getting paid? No, it changed
my life. First of all, I got a monthly stipend
of like six d bucks. It was not nothing nothing,
It was mostly nothing for about six months, and then
it would give me a little bit of money out
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like once a month. I'll get paid. No, because I
gave up my real jobs for our chance to do this,
and and it was because my wife said, I'll support you.
Go have to go learn, do what you want to do.
That's great. No, I don't regret this. No, of course,
not gonna be in the free part. But the thought
of regrets bothers me. Yeah. I mean it's just what's
done is done. And like I said before, you can
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correct your you're a journey. You learned something from what
you did. But to totally regret it, I mean it happened.
It happened for a reason, you don't. I truly believe
in the universe. The universe is writing our script for
us every day. I totally believe that. Absolutely. Brianna has
the greatest tattoo addressing all of this. It's on her
collar bone, and it's written backward and it says never
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a mistake, always a lesson. I was like, Oh, that's
a good way to look at things. It's true. No regret. Ever,
I mean killing someone you learned a lesson. And that's
the thing that gosh. At the Summer Bash last year
in New York City, some guy brings me hot sauce
that says murder sauce on it because it's so hot.
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Branding brand. You got to be known for something that.
But I'd be what did you eat? Regret it? Actually?
I forgot to brush my teeth this morning? How do
you get Yeah? I was like, forget like four minutes late,
and kill somebody with that breath. Nate, I love you.
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You know how I feel scary. I've been snipping scary
breath for twenty three years. You regret that? No, No,
because Scary's he's my superstar. But here's the thing. Don't
live with regret. Look at something that you think you
regret and move it out of the regret file and
just move it over to the I learned something from
that file, and I like this today. This is great.
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Let yourself off the hook, man? How do I get
out of the relationship with the stripper. Just stop talking
to him. I could do that, you know, you can
easily just say I don't want any more of your
dick picks. I thought by sending him a text in
the morning that said, oh shit, sorry, I was so
drunk that would be the end of it. It was not.
Didn't tell him it's not working out. This isn't working
out for me. Regret this being on topic for the
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