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August 25, 2021 13 mins

We all have the jokes we don't want to hear anymore 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Morning Show. Here we go the fifteen minute Morning
show podcast. There's Froggy and there's Scotty b And there's
Gandhi and there's Scotty, and there's Danielle and straight Nate

(00:25):
who is on a shore a Sugar Sugar were introducing
fish Sugar High. Also there's Brody and there's Garrett. Yes,
daniel what's your question? How many Krispy Kreme donuts did
you eat this morning? You know, well I didn't finish
all of them, to be fair, so it's probably six
and a half, okay, all the same different ones, different

(00:49):
ones because there was look at you, you can't even
focus right now. We didn't get him back and check
some instlin got to inslin right here. I'm I'm gonna
give it to Nate. Yea um. What was the question?
Why were there some you didn't finish that somebody stealed
him from you? Well? I took a bite of one
and there was custard in it, which their custards. Okay,

(01:10):
but you know, Danielle and I are like that, we
like that white cream and you know exactly what it means.
But you know, you wait a minute, can we go?
Can no? Everyone shut the funk up. He's got to
yell at me first. Hold on, I've been I've been

(01:32):
drinking super Colfy all morning, so I'm almost as high
as straight and Nate. Okay, if you really want to
insinuate just because I'm the gay guy, I like big
loads of blow coming out of a penis you know what?
After a while, you know, I get tired of that.
That joke. I think it gets old. Can you stop it?
Stop it? I apologize. It's just it's just like the
insult that Gandhi got on the street in Hoboken yesterday.

(01:54):
Did you hear this to say what the guy actually
said to me? I just said what I Okay? So
I was walking to meet up with Scary and Sam
at a taco place and I didn't get dressed up.
I just wore a pair of Jordan's some shorts and
a T shirt walking down the street and some guy
was like, hey, sorry, what's up? And I ignored him
and he screams, all right, you're trying real hard to

(02:15):
give off those Dike vibes, but I know you like
Dick fact walking and was like, that's funny. You might
have worked for him before. That's why he said. Really,
that's right between what he said and what Froggy says.

(02:36):
Every time there's a gay joke that can be made,
it's like it's old Froggy, you need a new line.
I apologize. I won't do it again, at least for
a week starting now. But we're not here next week.
That's right. Did They're the thing I like about the
Gandhi story and that guys, at least he was clever,
you know what I mean. There's a lot of times

(02:57):
these people on the streets say this dumby ship to you,
but at least that was somewhat clever. Don't you laugh
and talk to him? Maybe Frog, you should hang out
on the street. And that's okay, Yeah, okay. I got
a question though. If it was like, who do you
Jason Momoa said that to you, like, would you be
First of all, wouldn't have ignored Jason Hello immediately from

(03:21):
the heyst already I would have been like, hello, big fellas,
what if you just look like Jason Momoa? Then then
would you still? Also? No, I would have said, hello, oh,
he's assuming I don't have my boyfriend who highly. You
have to be hot to get away with ship like that.
No I would have said hello, so he never would
have had to get to the you're given off. Now

(03:41):
I have a question in this room, which person would
you have ignored? Which ignore? Every single person except Elvison Danielle.
Danielle can get away with it. I can get away
with it because I feel like she funny. Whatever Elvis,
I'd be like, I feel like we can have something conversation,
but everyone else maids over here speaking from the doughnut

(04:07):
he's doing with his teeth and his nose. The hell
are you doing? This? Is what like cocaine addicts do.
Been there on a binge. I feel like he's trying
to talk, but we're not hearing him, maybe because no
one shut up for more than a minute. Because everyone's
caffeine and sugarcoated. That can't be good for me, though

(04:28):
I can. I get diabetes in a day. I have
the insulin right here. I mean, whenever you want, Nate,
do you remember that one time when I ate seven
cinnabon minis and the other studio and I passed out
and you guys were blotting my head with a towel
I was like, what happened and that you have to
be very careful with so much sugar it wants. That's
such a traumatic, but it happened. Do you want to

(04:50):
test your blood sugar right now? Can I? I gotta
check my bag. We could probably, I'd love to test it.
It's got to be I don't know what Brody is
broken or something. Yeah he is. Yeah, well that's not nice. No, sorry,
what do you what did Garrett go to get? He's
getting his blood glue. We're going to test the sugar

(05:12):
level in Nate's blood that Garrett has is gonna break
when tests. I'll be honest, it's gonna be like it's
gonna be like that big bell at the fair that
you hit to the thing you hit it with the mallet,
And I'll be honest. I've been on sugar highs before,
but this is next level ship right now. What he
was doing every step of the way, I'm not gonna

(05:33):
do next thing. You know, listen, I'm sorry, Like you know,
it could be heroin like I could be uh, you know,
like the al Pacino in Scarface. My little friends, come
on in there, Scott, there's gonna be blood well as
this goes on, we still can't get Rody into the thing.

(05:56):
He hears music. I I hear you, now we hear you.
Now you do? Yes, Oh I heard you. I was talking.
I don't know I missed a couple of Dike jokes
or something. You really didn't miss much. I heard everything.
You missed my Dike jokes. Oh you're getting flame to
the fire. Um is going to throw another log on

(06:18):
the flock. I was just gonna say that. You, of course,
would turn around with Daniel Danielle wants the Dike vibes,
because if you're into gone, do you make you a lesbian?
It was timing screen frozen? Hello, the screen is frozen. No,

(06:38):
it's not. You ever do that. You pretend your freeze
your your screen is frozen and you're not just like, yes,
I've done that before you. And the way to do
that is you put your mouse on the X so
you can leave the meeting at any point and that
we don't look again and find it. Oh you find
it ironic though, well you were while you were telling

(07:02):
Froggy about you know, don't do the cream jokes. You're
Elvis's screen did freeze. No one caught it, but it's
froze like this as but I heard I was talking,
but the visual was hit. I was like this, okay,
and is there was no significance to it. I got

(07:23):
me honest. I get tired of you guys using me
as your gay foil. And for every time someone talks
about but or blow jobs or whatever, it's like, oh, well,
let's go to the gay guy and make him the
butt of our joke. What chubby guy? I mean, what
everybody's got kind of like the are you trying to say?
Everybody's got to be known for something? Okay? I mean
we all fall into like some sort of bucket of

(07:45):
okay that insult pertains to this Nate tell us about
our buckets. I don't know. I just feel like, okay,
what do you want every single person's bucket? Go Scott
want to know everybody the Kermit, the Frog team. Scotty's cheap.

(08:06):
I'm not cheap. I'm frugal, Okay, whatever Danielle is, um,
I don't really have one for Danielle. Maybe a horder. Look,
Dane looks like she's the host of the moat. Bad driver.
Danielle is a bad driver. Uh see, Froggy, I guess
the mediocre husband. I don't even really know what bucket

(08:28):
that balls into. He's comported about Lisa? What about like sports? Like?
I like anything sports related and know I'm talking about somewhat. Yes,
I mean Elvis is the gay joke thing, I mean whatever,
although I kind of get that too, But Froggy is
like the if it has sexual sexual I'm not the

(08:50):
only one there, now, Listen, I am not the only one.
I like, the leader of the pack, but I'm not
the only one. Daniel, you shut the funk up. You
you join us just as much, Daniel, turn your light
back on. We can still Scott is the abuser of
females or not? My life is one. You're left so
hard you broke your light then? Yeah, sound Danielle, it's

(09:16):
the red curtains in the puppets in the background. We wait.
I'm not an abuser of anyone. No Scotty abuses Teddy bears.
That's true. Alright, Garrett, nothing, what happened? I gotta get
a new battery for that one. So all right, So well,
I'll be dead before we check them up. You killed

(09:36):
the battery, alright? Finished from the buckets, Finish the get
back to the buckets. Gandhi, What's what's Gandhi's bucket? I'm
trying to figure out Gandhi's bucket. Bad taste of music,
pot jokes, Oh, the pot jokes jokes. Yeah, y is
the complainers? What would that be? Can he be cheap too?

(10:00):
And cheap? I'm smart with money, Scotty cheap, I'm not cheap.
Garrett's the token diabetic. However, when we have diabetics and cilia, Scary,
Uh that already he'll do anything for money, and uh
we make fun of his weight or his diet and
his breath. Don'ty, Scary got a lot of buckets. He's

(10:25):
got more buckets and his inability, his inability to read
a room or a book. Wow, keep going there right.
Our boss THEO is here just the other day and
even knows Scary's bucket of doing anything for money and
was like, hey, he would probably jump out of a
plane for money if l Klient asked him to. And

(10:45):
so she even knows. I was ready to do the
erectile this function commercials? You are do you have? That?
Is that the same agency that got you the diaper commercials?
He was going to do the drive Vagina commercials too,
and don't even have Yeah, you guess to it, they
asked Danielle and I both if we want to do it.

(11:06):
We're like, what's get out of here? No, and scares like,
don't mind if I do vaginal dryingess commercial? Scary? I
have a friend. I have a friend. You know he's
gonna say it has a girlfriend here. You're talking about driving,
talk about Jerry Jones. I've caused a lot of dry
vaginas in my time, So what you do? But if
you did the e D commercial, you were going to

(11:27):
use one of your friend's names though, right yeah, I
was gonna have to say, somebody, what is your friend?
Told Darren hate this right now? I hate everyone right now? Hey,
I hate us too. If that makes you feel joined

(11:51):
the hate train, it's just almost over. Pain, it's done'd
be over whenever you wanted to be doing. Nate is
so so high right now. It looks like Skiller in
the movie where he's like being mean to the old lady,
which was that's all of them bench Stiller's mean to

(12:15):
old ladies in every single film. I'm starting to sweat,
you know, when you keep that back sweat, it's not happy. Gilmore.
I think it's happy Gilmar. Where where the grandma's in
the in the home and he's mean a ship to her.
You look exactly like him right now to McGavin, should
I get the compress ready? Yes, this is good for
your live read. For Mack Weldon, I was sweating from

(12:37):
a sugar high. My back was all wet, but my
Mac Weldon's kept my balls drying. That's right, And then
you can you can do the dry vagina. I'm just
disappear at any point. I'm here for the long term.
Long term he means long penis. We know what that means.

(13:00):
All right, are we done? I think that this well
is dry. Scary Jones from Dry Wells five, The Fifteen
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