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May 21, 2019 15 mins

Brody got hurt over the fact some people didn't wait for him when he got off the plane.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Els Morning show? We are back again? What podcast? Hello,
We're back again. I feel like we let out all

(00:24):
of our gas just before we started this. No, we're
just like there. You know, the show comes to this crescendo,
we say peace out of everybody, and then there's this
ten minute time in between before we get the show,
you know, the show ends, and then the podcast starts,
and then we do a lot of screaming and yelling
and debating, and there's a lot of energy. I think

(00:46):
we should always I think we should channel it into
the podcast, like kind of bottle it up and hold
it so you want us to all shut up, and
then once we open the mics, okay, I don't want
you to shut up that towns. Have you never listened
to the fifteen minute Morning Show when we have a
bottled up and demure and quiet and I get what
he's saying, though, like the energy that we just had
for last ten minutes, we're not gonna match that in

(01:08):
the next you know, we're also not going to talk
about the same thing that we were talking about. We did.
We did get a tweet yesterday and said as far
as the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. You guys are
all over the map. You go on tangent, you can't
focus on one topic. Best podcast ever. I was like,
I agree, Oh wow, people are people actually suggesting topics? Yeah,

(01:29):
I mean, I know we have one from you coming
up here in a second, but this one says maybe
this is something that chew on uh an idea for
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. If you could go
back in time and change one thing in the past,
what would you change and want? Okay, we have to
make that because we talked about that on the during
the Big show. We have to make that what would
you change about your life? Otherwise we're all gonna kill

(01:51):
the Hitler baby. And then we move on with the
topic what would you change about your life? And why
can you like change certain elections in my life? But
I don't think. I don't think you could change it.
Like I think it's more like and I'll fit you
war one day that was or you made a job choice.
Oh this is all dumb. I don't like this. I
want to change big things. Can you bring people back

(02:12):
from the dead? You can't change things, but that that
that's like the hypothetical typical like movie thing like more wishes,
but then you'll run out of stuff and then you'll
get bored. No, see the rulers. You can't wish for
more wishes. So you take the first wish and wish
for the ability to wish you more wishes, and then
you wish from more wishes. But then you'll run out
of wishes because obviously no one can always think like,

(02:34):
oh I want this now. Yes, you have a list
of things you'll be able to say I want, but
then you'll start going, uh, think iould ever run out?
I think I have something. I would actually not invest
in that kosher restaurant that I invested, or the steakhouse
and it failed. Yeah, because I didn't know that happen.
There was a kosher style restaurant that like, this is

(02:56):
gonna be great. Yeah, nothing says kosher restaurant investment, like
the Italian guy who doesn't invite his Jewish friend to it.
So I knew it was going to fail. It was
a bad idea. I drew some money at that and
the thing flogged money. Much did you lose? Did come?
How much did you lose on the steakhouse? What steakhouse?

(03:17):
The steakhouse did you know you had two restaurant investments
the other one is still going. Okay, did you make
any money yet? See, that's what you's just be like.
We never invest in anything. And it was fine when
he told to laugh at him. Hospitality investments are that's
what he told you. Restaurants closed in the first year,
That's what he told you. Those aren't good odds. And

(03:39):
it wasn't a whole lot of money in the grand
scheme of investing, but it was a lot of money
for me. Okay. But that's okay, But that's not what
we're gonna do the show, and we're not we're not
talking about this topic because we have something happened at
the airport with Brody. What happened besides you almost missing
your flight? I hit my head in the stall the bathrooms.
How is your fault? Was the airpan not on his head?
I saw it. It's still big. It's starting to go

(04:01):
down though. Yeah, it happened at the airport. I'm just
saying I want to ask a question about airplane etiquette
and when you travel with friends and you're not in
the same seats, you're all over the plane sometimes right,
I am under the impression that you you if you're
in the front of the plane and you've your friends,
regardless how much time you spent with each other, when

(04:23):
you get off the plane, you turn around, you wait
for your coworkers, you get off the plane, hang out
with them. I was sitting in Row thirty five on
the plane, and there was four or five, maybe six
people on my plane that I flew with. I got off,
I ran away. Not one of your sons of bitches
was anywhere in the airport when I got off the plane.
I feel that I flew with Danielle, and when we

(04:45):
got no Danielle waited for me, and then Danielle was
fiddling with her bag, and then I waited for her,
and then we walked out together, and then I hugged
her goodbye, and she went, that's nice. Yeah, Garrett, what
row are you in? I was in row seventeen and
what row are you in? Fourteen? Now? Did you guys
get off the plane together with for each other? We didn't.
I got off the plane, and then a little while

(05:05):
later I saw Garrett get off the plane and I
waved it him and I don't think he saw me.
He kept calling you made the attempt to wave. I
did and made the attempt to wave, and then I
waited for my friend who was with us. He was
in road twenty two. Oh you coxplane. And then I
was like, oh, funk everybody else? Yeah, see whatever? How
come nobody? How come we all don't get together and go, oh,
look there's two chairs here, let's try to sit next

(05:26):
to each other, like we're all kind of like, okay,
somebody owns those seats. No, but if there's an opening,
but nobody even checks, Like no, I don't want to
sit by everyone. I don't want to. I want to
go to sleep and snore and not have one of
you assholes take my picture. I would rather sit by
somebody I know and say, listen, I'm going to take
a nap and have my stupid taking focus, then focus
on my topic. Then sitting next to a stranger who

(05:49):
won't shut the funk up dop. But see, I immediately
put my headphones in and put my pillow, And even
if I'm not sleeping, I act like I'm sleeping be
or because I can get away with it, I act
like I don't speak English. A lot of times I
have noticed. I've noticed several times like if I'm like
I was with Garrett and and like Garrett like was
in fifteen and I was only twenty seven, and not

(06:09):
once did like he said, hey, do you want to
try to move up together? Or like we're not a couple,
and also you're a big boy. Wait a minute, when
Garrett to play didn't wait for you the topic? Did
I not give up the aisle seat for a seat
Danielle did? Danielle said, tell you what, I'll sit in
the middle next to you, and then whoever it is

(06:31):
can sit on the people. You should have seen how
excited the man was that he got an aisle. You're
giving me your aisles. He couldn't believe that was also
a little large sales guy Vinny, he got an upgrade
to the front row first class seat number one, like
he had the first window. Get hold on. His girlfriend
didn't get upgraded. She was in the back of the plane,

(06:53):
so he gave up his first class seat to whoever
was sitting next to Horror got an upgrade so he
could sit in the middle next to her. That was nice,
I like that, sucker is what that is? That? What
has just given her my first class saying? But the
point was to sit next to her. Nothing sitt in
the back. That's a couple. Okay, grow up you too,

(07:16):
like even scaries never sat next to me. If you
if you were in the first class, let's say you
got upgraded because you're famous, he had sometimes hold on.
Would you give up your first class seat to go
sit in the back of the plane by Robin? I
would I would actually give her. I didn't ask you
that I would give her my seat. It's even worse.
Would you give sit with me? It's an upgrade? No,

(07:37):
not for you. Again, you're not a couple. So Brunie,
you're saying you wanted us all to wait for you
so that we can all walk out together to separate
places to say goodbye because you parked in like long
term parking. I had an uber. My friend had to
catch a fly, Barrett. I'd like to apologize. I I
have to blame my mom because she raised me with
fucking manners. Because I would get have to plane and

(08:00):
turn around and say, hey, it was great with a
great weekend. I'll see a monday. Didn't anything? You want
to stop for a bite or something? Can I drive
you somewhere? That's what I would have done specifically told
me you weren't driving me anywhere. I said, I felt
bad about it because the way I have to go
home from that airport is in the opposite direction, which
is fine, so I don't wait for you. But if

(08:24):
you guys don't have any business being together after the flight,
good boy, you know what they have done. I have
done text message, but that's I have done that. I
walked off and then I said, hey, I didn't see
when you gonna have the plane. Have to be safe
getting home. It's fine, you know, but I think I
think she's right. I think if we all get together

(08:44):
and we're going to take a car service together and
then you should definitely wait for each other and don't
just be an asshole, which we did when we got there. Right,
you know what. I even texted Danielle when I got home,
didn't I? He did. He's the best travel companion, so
apparently so am. I I know he's great to travel with.

(09:04):
My thing is this, I don't like to patronize people
and treat them like their children. And all of my
cousins were kind of like, yeah, you're on your own,
you're grown up. We'll see you when we see you.
So waiting for you would have been treating you like
a child. You're a girl, man, you know where you're going,
you know what you're doing. So I was like, Oh,
as a child, I said thank you to people when
they held the door for me, and I still do.
You also live in a rom com life where you
want to wait for us to say goodbye and we'll

(09:25):
walk away in the airports together. Ye had you waited
for me, I would have run towards you with music playing.
And that is why I didn't wait. I would have
loved that movie. I love that stuck my pot out
and trip to you? Were you texting attention? Read the text?

(09:46):
Why don't we just say no nothing, we're getting nothing
but know nothing about putting it. That you belong in
a rom coming. I would sell you complete me, but
you don't know. I'm sorry, Brodie. Next time I will
wait for you, child, And you know she's gonna say

(10:07):
they're really loudly and that they hey, this airport, you
complain me have to go out now. You're right, though,
I will give you that. You're right. It's rude not
to wait for everybody. I will also say I may
or may not have had an edible and was just
trying to get the drugs were involved. When you're with

(10:28):
like when you have like a boyfriend or somebody you're seeing,
are you the same way where you're like, I'm not
going with your baby you I'm not gonna do this,
like or are you more like a baby mama? Like
when you do that to this boyfriend, do you see
me being a mothering person you're doing I will mother
her boyfriend, my boyfriend. So my wife, Trish, she will

(10:49):
not do that. And I really want to be mothered
a little bit, so I would like her mother, I know,
but I don't want that. I want my wife to
do that for me. See, I'm the youngest in the family,
so I'm the one that's used to being babied. So
I need someone in a relationship to baby me, and
then they need but maybe then I'm like this, but
you've been baby do you think you would be like
you depreciate it. That's a difference. Danielle will come over
and rub your arm and go, okay, you look like that,

(11:10):
and God goes suck it up. As that's Trish. Chris
does that. See, But I would think it's more because
I am a mom and she's not like that before
you had kids. One Danielle all the time. I asked
her how I give her little rubs? I scratched tees
back when I walk by. I do like that, face
yourself a little crap. Basically shut up with some time. Wow.

(11:34):
I ask Tris, can you call me babe? And she
said babe. That's different that you do. So what do
you call boyfriend? It depends? Everyone's different. See, I love
who's not my boyfriend, but I call him grizz like
a grizzly bear. Grizz. I love that. I have one
more question because this happened at the pool party on
the trip. So what one of our listeners, female listeners,

(11:57):
was talking to me about something and she she said
something very sexual to me, and it was like, yeah,
while you're down here to get some girl to pop
that pussy. And I was like she did? She said yeah,
and she kind of like she kind of like grinded
her hips like that. Like I was like, well, listen,
I'm married, I'm out here for that. She's like, to
go home and get your wife to yeah turk tk

(12:17):
even see your motions and yeah, And so I said,
we don't we don't. We don't talk like that. She's like,
we're talking about yeah, you gotta get in there and
pop that ship. She's like, you gotta tell you a
woman to give you that pay word. And I'm like,
I don't don't do that, do you guys? Do you
guys do your star face? I got news for you.
Cardi B does it on Instagram every fucking she makes. Okay,

(12:38):
so so go around the room. Guy, you talked that way,
you tell like I hit that pay Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
all right, Dane laughed me at the fucking room and
be like, what you haven't probably stopped. I got uncomfortable.
Excuse me what, Garrett? No, I wouldn't say it, But
when Scary said the same exact word, Danielle, you ripped
him a new one. I was telling the story, but

(12:59):
I'm he wasn't. He was worded. So I gotta I
got a shock. That girl sat there, and a stranger
that you really don't know, sat there, and very attractive women,
very sexual. Where to god, all my friends use it
like it's it's going out of side. I don't know

(13:19):
what you said. It has been said to you, so
you know, yes, years ago, I guess I might have
used the word. I mean, I know I used the
word when you're having sex. Do you guys talk like that? No?
Not like that? No, And we talk dirty? I guess,

(13:40):
But like, for example, I don't know how to do examples.
I guess when you say call me babe, no, I
don't know how to really tell me. I don't know
how to do that. Just like today, I'm ready for
my pegging strap that on. Can you peg me baby?
No one in this room talk dirty at all. Neither

(14:02):
was just trying to play devil's advocate. When I hear
the thing, I get uncomfortable, shy. I don't like the
other one either. To see you next Tuesday. But God,
I tell you. When Sheldon and I are watching a
British movie or something, the word is constantly used. We were,
and he said to me, it's nothing there. It's like nothing.

(14:24):
My British friends throw it around an he doesn't do
it because he's in thet But you know what, you've
been with a fashev women. I've I've known a lot
of them before your girlfriend many years ago. Some of
them seem a little crazier than than most. None of
them talk like that. You've never spoken like that to anything,
not even the tattooed vine girl. Don't know what the
tattoo she had, Vines grown out of her. But like
the first girl that I hung out with, I don't

(14:46):
remember that. I want to take back everything I said.
I do exactly what you guys do everything four years ago,
I wonder what that girl fifteen minute more Nick Shell

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