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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone minute morning show. It is the fifteen minute morning
show podcast. Hey guys, there's my funky Froggy and there's
Scotty be eating something. What are you eating? I'm eating
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the top in the middle of a donut. What about
the bottom? No, I don't eat the actual doughnut part.
I I scooped the top off and then I eat
the cream out, but I throw away the doughnut part.
It's like a cream bowl. Yes, wasteful. And there's a
Nate getting a listener on the phone, and there's Scary
and there's Danielle, and there's Gandhi with a Christmas tree
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on her shoulders you can see. And there's a Garrett. Hey,
Garrett Hey, got so it's it's funny. Nate's had a
few donuts. I'm waiting for the sugar hide to kick in.
Look look at his look at his hair. I've been
pacing them out an hour. But he already did his
donut dance, which is I think my favorite thing that
he does. He has this little hip wiggle when he's
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eating his doughnuts. He gets so excited. Donut dance. I've
never seen that before you know he dance. It's like
that little little dog in the crate. That's like, oh
you know what. It reminds me of every time he
dances that way, you know, in Silence of the Lamb,
when Buffalo Bill tucks his swinger and then dances around. Yes,
that's sort of how like I'm tucking it. That's a compliment.
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By the way, do you have this personal phone yet?
I'm not answering. I'm a little a little concerned. Where's
David Brody? He's not he's not connected to his sound
system and he's certainly not on zoom here. Did you
check your text because that was in the message I did.
I did for you addict to Brody and pisted him off,
and he doesn't want to hold on? Is he is?
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He hold rights? Hold? We ask where he is? Hey Brody? Yes,
sir Brodie, we're doing the podcast, but you're not on
with us. What's going on? I'm sorry, I was in
the bathroom. Okay, never never apologize for being in the bathroom.
Hope you're okay, we're here, I'll be I'll be two seconds.
I apologize, Thank you. You're not on yet. Speaking Speaking
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of number two, he lost track of time anyway, Yes,
someone actually, since it's text saying, can you do questions
from the average listener, I have questions. We try to
call them, they're not picking up the Well. The one
thing about if you're receiving a call from the radio station,
which a lot of people don't know, is sometimes it
comes up zero zero zero, zero zero, and people just
take it as a you know, one of those solicitation calls.
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Should we reply to their text and tell them we're
trying to call them so that they answer, It would
be a great idea. I can't do that right now.
I don't know how to do that anybody. I'm pushing
the word reply. We're just this is a very well,
we're just gonna call him. We're not on the air,
so legally we can do this right right nine were recording, Okay, okay,
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you're watching us as we do the show. You're watching
us producing live. I sent him a text and I'm
trying to call them from the studio line. I can
hear you. Hello, Hey, we just got your text. This
is Elvis Duran. How are you? How are you? We're
doing well? I hope you're okay. We're doing our podcast,
but no, no, no, no, we want you podcast. But
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I love First of all, we're all here. I'm Elvis,
and there's Danielle and Gandhi. We're all. Do you want
to do you want to give us your name? You
can use a fake name if you want it up
to you. No use my sel Celese. Thank you scary. Okay.
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So here's what Selese said in the text. She says,
can you do questions from the average listener? Please? I
have questions? So I'm dying to know what questions you have?
Slice Okay, So, um, well one makes the question to
have was how many texts do you get in a minute?
Because I know I take the lot, and I'm like,
I'm sure they barely seek my messages. I didn't mistake
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you to see this message. Yeah, no, we saw it. No,
we get a lot of texts every minute. I mean,
you know, it's EBB and flow, but I mean there
are there are Sometimes we get maybe got to a minute,
I'm kidding, we get I mean sometimes we get we
get hundreds in a minute. I mean it's a lot.
So so when we see a text and we call
back and respond like we did yours, it's you know,
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it's it's a it's you know, it's you know, it's
a it's a big thing for us to be able
to connect with you. All right, what other questions do
you have? Um? So, how do ratings actually work? Because, like,
I know, you get ratings if we listen to the show,
But does it still work the same if we listen
to you on the app or on the replay channel. Like,
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I don't know, and I don't you know there, I
will tell you this, and uh, I've been in radio
a long time. They're used to be rules about us
not talking about ratings because it could screw us up.
It makes sense, Yeah, I mean I don't know. I
will tell you that we don't have ratings. So I
don't know how to answer that question. One day, one day,
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let me, I will say this. Let me make an assumption.
I I assume that you can you we there are
ratings for people who are listening on a recorded a
recorded show. Does that make sense? I just see, I
gotta be really careful. I don't know what we can
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talk about. What we can talk about much? Yeah, you
can google it google How do radio ratings work? Yeah?
I try and makes us I'm just gonna ask you.
You know, I'm assuming we could explain it, but I
don't know for sure, so I'm not gonna. I'm not
gonna get us in trouble because I know people who
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have talked about ratings on their shows and then they
get delisted from the ratings. I'm like, well, we even
without ratings, we have no jobs at Yeah, okay, what's that?
What's that? I say, it's a podcast, not radio, So
let's not let's not make any of something. No, no,
just google, yah, Google? Okay, what other questions? You know?
Your questions are great. I wish I could I had
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better answers, but go ahead, No, you're good. Up. What's
your leak? What's your least favorite part about doing what
you do? And not? Like when Daniel fakes like she
doesn't know how to do stuff, that just does she
doesn't get asked to do it. Later she said, you know,
they know you know how to do stuff and ask
you to do it, because I remember Daniel saying in
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a while ago. So I'm like, yeah, not that, But
like when what like the thing you don't you don't
like to do, but you know, what's a part of
the job and you have to do, whether you know
how to do it or not, Slee, I will. We're
gonna go around the room and get everyone's answer, and
I'm going to assume waking up in the middle of
the night is probably in the top five. So with
that one aside, what else is it about this job
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you don't really care for? We'll start with you, Froggy.
It really truly is the waking up one time here,
I'm great. Other than that, I would say I don't.
I don't like when I say something stupid and get
yelled at. Other than that, it's really it. There's really
nothing that I really just like. But I say something
stupid a lot and then get yelled at so that
I get my mic turned off, or Danielle and I
start laughing together having the Danielle Foggy show and all
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this kids mat and turns us off. Let's let's make it.
Let's make it clear. This is one of those places
where they people get yelled at all the time. Kidding me,
no one gets yelled at around here. I've said some
dumb ship and gotten yelled at, and I should have Froggy,
it's Froggy. We use you use the term yelled at
there's no yelling, you know, silence. I get the look.
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I get the look up are you? I get the
are you fucking kidding me? Why did you say that? Look? Okay,
well that's that's that's okay, But kid, my whole life.
So I'm just doing Scotty. What do you What do
you just like about this job other than waking up
in the middle of the night getting fat? That's really
it because if it weren't for this place, I would
not weigh as much as I do right now. I
just sucked the cream out of two donuts that I
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don't have done it if I was home. It is
a very fattening career. What about you, Danielle? Probably just
sometimes when you get a hater, like somebody who's gonna
like say something negative about one of us on the show,
was that, like, you know, they don't think it's gonna
make us feel bad, but they'll say it anyway, Like
something like that. It happens, don't you know. You know,
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It's like we already know some of those things about ourselves,
so no need to point them out. At least. You
asked about how many texts we receive every minute A lot,
and I would say, there is a percentage of those
text where people are just fucking mean. Pardon my language,
you'll scary. What do you just like about this job
other than the hour? I can't stand the censorship on
the fucking music. I I really wish that, you know,
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we could play the music the way most people experience
music on their phones and hanging out with their friends
at night whatever. And you hear songs, but some things
are so edited and bleaped out, and I'm like, oh,
that's so childish, like taking weed out of the song
Peaches from Justin Bieber is the epitome of what is
the actually the bam of my existence. And I hate
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that about our job because it makes us look foolish,
because we look like we're a reflection of that. And
it's awful. It's horribly offensive word pimp ship that we
took out of the Neo song. There's there's a song
by Neo and he uses the term pimp ship and
they edited out and I don't know why. Right, My
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next question, what's that ahead, Well, what's gonna be about censorship?
Why are they still history things when a lot of
the song they like everybody to access the actual version
of have to like whop like, we have to censor that.
And also, you know, we still our radio stations are
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still licensed by the Federal Communications Commission. They have a
list of words you cannot use on a broadcast over
a transmitter. Right. It's it's like, it's crazy. So I
don't know. There's a million different reasons why they like
people don't know what the song is saying. You can
figure it out. It's just so stupid. How about you, Nate,
what do you hate about your job? No, I don't
hate you. You're trying at times. But at the same time,
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I think the thing I dislike is the back end stuff, right,
because what we do is essentially an art form. There's
no joke, there's big So we do what we do
as an art form. And you know, we have wonderful advertisers,
but every once in a while it's a challenge to
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work with our sales department in their translation with those
advertisements that yeah, that's Nate's job too, Sally. So sometimes
there's a disconnect he gets. He gets a lot of
back end problems from them. Hey, Garrett, would you hate
abou your job? Other than the hours, it's a blessing
and a curse of us getting out early from work,
so I get you know, we all get out relatively
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early before lunchtime, some of us and none of my friends.
They're still working until five six, So I'm left playing
Xbox until like through like like a teenager, until four
or five o'clock when my friends get out, and then
then my life, my day starts. Here you go, Slee's
are we keeping you from something because you've been on
I forgot that, you know, maybe life? Are you okay?
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I'm driving right now, I'm heading to Oh my god,
I wish we were wish we were going with you.
That's another thing I hate about this job. We can't
go to Nashville. I gotta sit in here and do
the show. What about you, Gandhi? What do you dislike
about your job? Other than the hours? And you may
like those, I don't know. I actually do like the hours,
um and I really loved the job. I think I
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would how easily offended everybody is. I think that bugs
me because then we all have to walk on eggscels
and we can't talk about this ship we really want
to talk about, and make the jokes that we want
to make, and just have a good time, knowing that
we're all great people who don't have bad intentions toward anybody.
But you do anything, so anything you breathe a little
too hard and people just come at you like you're
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you're the worst person in the world. That is annoying. Yeah,
it gets pretty bad sometimes at least we don't talk
about that. And and Brody, you gotta talk really loudly
because her phone is and she's on the road and
your microphone. By the way, that the engineers are looking
at the problem today, I think it's in the studio
anyway we can. We can barely hear you. So my problem,
what is your problem? Brody? My problem? Uh, no, offense
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is when it's my turn to clean the Elvis store
and executive toilet. There you go. He doesn't like cleaning
my toilet. It's pro job description. Also having the dress
up every day. You know, at the end of the day,
we're all very blessed and not only be able to
work with people that we love because we really do
get along. Um, there's really it's really ashamed that I
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don't know, I don't know it. We have the best
job in the world, but sometimes you know, things get irritating.
I will tell you the thing that I cannot stand
about this particular job, and a lot of people go
through this wherever they're doing, is people make assumptions that
we've we feel a certain way about a topic or
a subject, and I don't know. I don't like people
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making assumptions about us and then the yell at us
because of their assumptions. That makes sense at all, do you?
I don't know. I'll know yet for sure, because I
know I actually had mess preached out the Froggy on
Twitter a couple of months ago when somebody was they
were saying some craps to him about whatever his perspective
or last year active I'm around the elections, and I
actually message him about it, and you know, he reached.
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He responded the like, I appreciate that there should be
more people like you in the world. I'm like, oh
that was sweet. You know everybody you're all like, everybody
is their own person. You just because what you do
that doesn't dick take nobody knows how you are AFO
on the radio, Like, you can't just go about when
somebody says in that one moment, that doesn't mean there
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that's what you think they are. You know, I don't know.
I think you know. What listeners think sometimes is if
if our opinion isn't the same as their opinion, then
we're pieces of craft, you know, Silas. They're not like you.
You know. Look, you can have friends you don't agree with,
but they're still your friends. You don't you don't flush
them down the toilet and say, hey, you know what.
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This has been great talking to you, Silesa, and thank
you for asking your questions. It's a it's a it's
an honor to talk to you, and I hope you
have a great time in Nashville. Oh, thank you so
much and so great to talk to you all again.
I actually talk to you all a couple of years
ago when my girls Diamond called me and you all
gave me a cruise on nor Region for my graduation.
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Which is better the cruise or this the cruise? Well,
I'm gonna I'm know, I'm gonna say this because I
didn't get to dope because that was when COVID actually's
first hit and they canceled everything. But Norwegian is um
they're great because earlier this year they reached out about
me going back on the cruise. But I couldn't go
at the time because it was so last minute and
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my mother was just recovering from back surgery, so I
couldn't go. But they said us like some some hats
and some Norwegian um tumblers, So I mean that was
a nice gesture, but yeah, we didn't. Nobody got to go.
So I'm like, just fine. I'm like, it's okay. You know,
do me a favorite. Lease if you have a few
minutes and I'm gonna put you on hold. I want
to connect you with Andrew and we're gonna see if
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we can wake that trip up for you. Okay, oh
oh wow. Really yeah, but no, I'm not making any promises,
but let me let me at least try and let's
see what we can do for you. Okay. Oh well,
that's so sweet of people. All I appreciate it. Well,
we appreciate hold on, and thanks for talking to us.
Thank you. Put there, you go, don't let her hang
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out so sweet interest in question. I wish we had
answers for some of those questions. It's so funny that
she remembers when I said that don't learn things you
don't want to do, because the day we were talking
about That was how we were talking about running the
board in the studio and how I hadn't run one
since college, and I remember saying, yeah, I learned a
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long time ago. Don't learn that or they'll give you
like a don't show me a shift, They'll have to
have your running the board. Agree with what's that? She
says that about a lot like editing the audio. She
won't learn pro tools for the same. Oh yeah, Gandhi's
over editing stuff. I'm like, don't tell me when you
phone tap on myself. Don't tell me when you know
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how to do that, because I want you to do
with that. I do all my stuff in secret because
people you help me. That's me, my children. You know what,
once a week could be great to have listeners ask
us questions. Actually, it would be really cool. Yeah, where
did Nate go? Nate? We gotta go taking care of
the cruise. I'll take care of that cruise. Nate donut.
All right, we gotta get out of here. Have a
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beautiful week. We'll see you tomorrow. Peace out. The fifteen
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