November 4, 2020 • 17 mins
Gandhi goes over things you men shouldn't ask women. Our very own Scotty B opens up weight envelopes that our Andrew has made for him.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presents show. Hey, here we are the day after the election,
but it's still going on. There's still election going Yeah,
(00:26):
and uh, anyone's stressed. I am very stressed. Yeah, I
really am. And I know that it's out of my
hands and I did everything that I'm supposed to do.
But it is like exactly the meme says, it's like
doing a group project with three million people and hoping
that everyone did what they were supposed to do, but
you don't know. Oh, we'll get answer soon. Um, what
(00:47):
is this you just sent me? Do your men? These
eight statements are offensive, whether you mean it or not.
Here we go. I just have a feeling. We have
guys on this show who have done some of these things.
We're gonna light it up. Well, Hello, Froggy, Hello, there's Gandhi,
there's Scotty Be. There's producer saying they're straight, and Nate
they're scarty, and the one like Garrett and is where's Brodie?
(01:11):
There's Brody? Hi, Brody Hi. I had to go to
another page to see you. All right, go ahead, Gonda,
you're in charge, Okay, all right, fellas, do any of
you look at a woman who was kind of scowling
and say, hey, you should smile. No, no, no, never danger. No.
I don't know why. I thought would have definitely done it.
(01:33):
You said danger because you've done it before, and you
know what happens to you. I haven't done it. I
know people that have, and I know you know, we
probably talked about this at some point in the past.
You can't do that, you know, mistake someone with their
resting b face or whatever, and that's just bad. You know,
you look a lot. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly the tone
(01:56):
that I hear it. Whenever I hear people say something
like that, I'm like, oh, really, can I do any
thing else to entertain you? But on the other hand,
we always give Brody crap for not smiling enough. Yes,
you do. Well, that's that's a double standard. Us asking
Brody to smile is still for our pleasure, you know,
(02:18):
and that's not not not right, I guess, so maybe
we shouldn't be asking him to smile. Ever, A common question,
a common question I get a lot is why are
you mad? And are you high? I mean the high
one that's another another topic. But people look at me
and go, why are you mad. You do seem high
all the time, A little mon I can now legally
(02:40):
in jersey of you. Okay, fellas, have any of you
ever gone on a date, spent a lot of money
and then it came time to saying goodbye. She didn't
give you what you wanted, and you either told her
or you told friends. She is approved, she is a lame.
She's just not cool because she doesn't want to sleep
with me. Scary. This used to be the quintessential Scary
(03:04):
Jones dating right. I would go spend exorbitant amounts of
money on dinners and good times, and I'd walk away
with blue balls. I the second part, the second part
though he had a name for them. Hold on, Scary,
what was your name for them? You called them dinner? No? No, no,
(03:27):
But I would never tell my friend go back to
my friends and say ah. I would just be like,
They're like, how did they go? Did you get any
And I'm like nah. But it wouldn't be a complaint.
I wouldn't complain about it because it's a woman's prerogative
to do what you wanted. Complain On the show five dates,
(03:49):
it was three for a while it was a five. No,
I said my my. My suspicion was that if if
I am going out and we're going on five quality
dinner drinks dates, five in a row over the course
of however long, and and there's no progress there, that
(04:10):
you were not becoming more intimate than that to me
means you're I think you're using me for free dinners
and it was time to cut baits. That is how
that was characterized. Don't mischaracterize that, okay, because there's nothing expected.
But it's just like, it would be nice if things
were starting to move in the right direction after five
(04:30):
putting a lot of time money into a major point.
You get it. I say to all my guy friends
all the time. And Sam and Danielle can maybe back
me up on this. As women, we know whether we
want to sleep with you pretty soon into however much
cut us off after the first or second date, Like
all right, she's getting free ship from you in the
(04:54):
concerts Jamaica. Where then if a guy said, yeah, I'm
not really into this girl, but I'm getting free stuff
out of her, you would be upset, but you would
say he's using I would. I didn't say it was
the right thing to do. I just said the other
The key is not to admit it. Don't admit that
you're using them for stuff. I never had this problem,
(05:14):
so I really yes the first date and know you
strangle their breath out of the time taking a girl
out five times either, So good for you. All right, Guys,
have any of you ever said to a woman you're
just too much, too much of you. I can't take this. No,
(05:35):
I just never talked to them after that. Hold on,
hold one. Too much is exactly. So that's what this
is saying, is that the term too much usually is
a reflection of the man who is typically taking up
all of the space. So now when there's a woman
who has a personality or has some thoughts and has
some space that she's going to take up, it threatens
the guy who says that she's too much, when in reality,
(05:57):
maybe maybe you're just not enough. Okay, boy like that one?
Yeah not you, Nate, I see your face. I'm not
talking about you in particular, don't for me? What would be?
What would other terms be, like she's she's too extra extra.
I think at times with women they say like, oh,
she just tries so hard, she tries to have and
(06:18):
I always wonder what that means, what do you mean
she's trying too hard, like she's giving something too much
effort or energy, she's being too loud for you? What
is it? I think that all of that kind of
goes together. Um. How about to the man who comments
on clothing about how much skin you can see? Oh
I like that shirt I can see a little bit
of cleavage or pants make look great? Who says that
(06:42):
that's kind of creepy. Froggy has said that my wife's
different and it's funny, and the way he says it
is funny like those she's a woman, she's my wife,
and exactly she doesn't count count you, Froggy at Leasta
(07:03):
needs their own HR department in their house with their
own desk. Alright, guys, do you do you? Guys ever
do anything that is nice and you think that you're
being a nice guy, and then you get upset that
you haven't been comment like commended on being a nice
guy like I did. That opened the door. You didn't
(07:24):
say you do the right thing, and you expected to
be doing the right thing. He used to work with
somebody like that. They would wait for a girl to
walk in the room and they would go is nobody
going to get up and offer you a seat, and
he would give his seat. He I mean, it was
like a planned thing he would do every single time.
He was such a piece of shit. I hated him.
How do you really feel? How do you really feel? Wow? Okay, cool,
(07:48):
you guys are doing well so far. How about the
guy who justifies himself as being a good guy just
because he has a wife or daughter, so he can't
be sexist? All forget it. You can't hide behind that
my dad, I don't know. Yeah, I have a daughter.
I've never used that and I never plan on using that. Please,
I'm not sexist. I have a daughter. I'm not racist.
I have a brown friend for a black guy. I'm
(08:11):
not racist. All right? Are any of you guys guilty
of saying something that you absolutely meant and it was hurtful?
So you said just kidding? Hey, but we're not talking
about the girls, talking about the guys. Danielle is an
offensive man who knew I do half of it. I'll
(08:37):
say something really offensive to you, but I won't say
just kidding, and they just do it in a ship sandwich.
Nate will give you a positive than a negative than
a positive, So you have to do it, then Daniel
hitch you. That's right, all right. And finally they say
that the worst thing that men do when it comes
to women is defend other men when they know that
(09:00):
they have done something wrong. But you're in the boys
club and you're saying, oh, it was just a joke.
He didn't mean it like that. He doesn't think about
these things. He doesn't have a period, so he doesn't
know that you have cramps, that kind of stuff. I
feel like everyone has done that at some point. I
think we didn't do that too. That's called guy code,
broke code, and when you know, you know, girls do
that same thing, right, potentially stop it. No, this one
(09:20):
actually really pisses me off. So I'm like sitting here
as I stew because you can't tell someone and yes
that also goes for dudes, but you can't tell someone
who's really not ever been in that position that they're
perceiving something wrong. Like I did a summer where I
worked for the NFL, and at the very end I
was shaking one of the athletes hands that I was
working closely with, and he took his finger in the
(09:42):
handshake and he rubbed the inside of my palm up
and down while saying it was a great week. And
I told that to a couple of guy friends, how creepy,
and three guy friends said I was just over exaggerating
on what a handshake is, as if I don't know
what a handshake feels like. Definitely hitting on you. But
he was just he was shooting his shot, for sure.
(10:03):
I know that, and for the record, married with children,
so he can go shoot off somewhere else. But I
hate that. All of my girlfriends told me how creepy
that was, and the three guys I told all told
me I was misunderstanding. The reason Scratch he probably did
it is because he's probably had success with other women.
I'm not talking about I'm talking about my friends, who
(10:24):
answered me, I don't care what he thought. I'm talking
about my friends I told to Scary Jones say more
about him, though, Come on, because behavior that goes unrewarded
ceases to exist. So Chad has been rewarded at times
and that's why he keeps doing it. I used to
have a boss that did that to me. What Elvis, No, no, no,
(10:49):
I woke up before I worked here. Really what happened?
What they do know? I used to shake his hand,
and he would do one of these things. But doesn't
that mean I want to fuck you? It does? It does. Yes,
when you put your middle let me take you inside
(11:10):
the handshake, this is gone. Yeah, that that means I
want to huh that the basis that the baseball story.
Who I want to someone who does? That's a universal shine. No,
but that's a known thing, right, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
I had no idea here, Nate. So that even crosses
(11:33):
my creepy line. Like I've doing creepy stuff before, but
that's just creepy. I'm gonna say scares hand like that
for the rest of my life. Now. Yeah, if that
middle finger starts rubbing the middle of this in the
middle of the handshake, that's like a secret code to like,
not secret, secret, creepy gross. Don't say that of stuff
(12:00):
to girls, fellas, that's what they don't like. I like
missing their hands. Yeah, I also don't finger their palms.
That's or anything else. Please unless you you're welcome, unless
there's consent what I'm getting here. And every single day
I hear at least one example if someone is saying
(12:21):
something just so rude and stupid and you always kind
of suddently ask yourself. Didn't they think before they said that?
I mean, don't people have a brain or any empathy
to put yourself in someone else's position? And how would
you feel if someone did that to you? I guess not. No.
I try. It doesn't mean I always succeed, but I
really try to treat other people in a nice way,
(12:43):
the way that they would want to be treated, and
not say these crazy things to them, especially when it
comes to marriage and kids, like leave people alone about that,
let them do what they want to do. That one's ridiculous. Yeah,
people aren't mindful. They don't think, but they just talk.
That's why they're make great podcast. Podder time two minutes
(13:05):
to Hey, We've just got a text message, and I
wrote back what I think would be the correct answer.
They wrote, how much do you weigh? That's a good
question you should ever be asking. I wrote back, there's
twelve of us, and none of us will answer that question. Alright,
send them the combined weight. Yeah, you would text them
(13:27):
back and tell him how much you what? Do I care? Embarrassed?
I'm two hun pounds of cares? Yeah, Hey, Daniel, the
same question. No, I'm good. Thanks. It just seems like
the question you just don't ask. You don't ask people
that they're responding to the conversation we had two hours
(13:50):
ago on you know, the inappropriate questions you asked. So
that part of the show right now probably in another
part of the country. Yeah, that doesn't have to happen
to you. On Instagram, like somebody will comment on something
in my and I'm like, I have no idea what
they're talking about, Like, I don't remember what. Excuse me?
Could you tell me again? What is the problems? Were
(14:11):
talking about so many things, there's no way to keep
up with. Have you ever seen have you ever seen
my weight envelopes? Your assistant Andrew made these envelopes for me,
and if I hit any one of these thresholds, I
get whatever is inside the envelope, and I don't know
what's in here. Are they going up or down? They're
going up. I got one ninety, I got to ten
and two twenties, so you're almost a two ten. Let's
(14:31):
see where you're about to really wanted to go to
one ninety, but going to get yourself up to to
twenty and then start working your way back down so
you get all of the envelopes. Yeah, that's a good idea.
It's not a gift card that expired, and he's going
to pass to ten on the way to twenties, so
you can let's open that one. Now, open Steve big meals,
(14:54):
don't take a dump twine morning you can get there.
It's going to his favorite d What is it says?
This note certifies that when Scotty Be officially hits to ten,
Andrew has to get him the following one hot open
faced turkey sandwich with mashed potatoes, gravy, buttered corn, and
one chocolate pudding with whipped him in a cherry. Also,
if you're opening this letter, congratulations, you're now even closer
(15:16):
to being halfway to my six hundred pound life. You
fat fuck well that that turkey sandwich sounded good? Now
where is he getting get that? That's from my favorite
plane view diner? He told, how long have you been
holding on to that envelope? I've had them all for
over a year and I've never hit any two years.
(15:38):
Two years, it could be two years. Yeah, so I've been.
I've been. I've been like teetering right around two, sucking
open the rest after the sandwich will be at two
twenty No, no, wait either one day. Yeah. On the
back it says, holy crap, dude, seriously, all right, Andrew
(16:01):
is gonna be so upset you open these one big letters.
I if Scotty be hit two twenty pounds way and
must happen during the morning show blaha by Andrew will
give him a one hundred dollar gift card to Arby's
or the fast food restaurant of his choosing a hot
open faced turkey sandwhich with all sides of his choosing
and lunch at Walkers. Andrew will also supply him with
weight Watchers or neutral system for men for at least
(16:23):
three months following this bold yet stupid decision. I say
you go for two twenties, so you get the free nutritists.
I should I get everything? Or two twenty if you hit?
If you hit one, get does he stop giving you food?
What happens if you go down to one? He's gonna
open it? Yes yea. On the back, wait, wait, wait, wait,
(16:46):
hold on what wait were you when he issued these envelopes?
I was right around two hundred, okay, so one ninety
meant you were going going down? Yes, which you still
could uh. If Scotty be hits a hundred ninety pounds,
Andrew will get him a one AMEX gift card plus
breakfast of his choosing with the cocotis him on top?
Says Fatty Fatty two by four inc. It's dated April eighteen,
(17:12):
so it's been here for over two years. Jesus, Oh
my god, I got goals. I guess we're done. Are
we done? We're done? Delightful The fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presents show. Hey, here we are the day after the election,
but it's still going on. There's still election going Yeah,
(00:26):
and uh, anyone's stressed. I am very stressed. Yeah, I
really am. And I know that it's out of my
hands and I did everything that I'm supposed to do.
But it is like exactly the meme says, it's like
doing a group project with three million people and hoping
that everyone did what they were supposed to do, but
you don't know. Oh, we'll get answer soon. Um, what
(00:47):
is this you just sent me? Do your men? These
eight statements are offensive, whether you mean it or not.
Here we go. I just have a feeling. We have
guys on this show who have done some of these things.
We're gonna light it up. Well, Hello, Froggy, Hello, there's Gandhi,
there's Scotty Be. There's producer saying they're straight, and Nate
they're scarty, and the one like Garrett and is where's Brodie?
(01:11):
There's Brody? Hi, Brody Hi. I had to go to
another page to see you. All right, go ahead, Gonda,
you're in charge, Okay, all right, fellas, do any of
you look at a woman who was kind of scowling
and say, hey, you should smile. No, no, no, never danger. No.
I don't know why. I thought would have definitely done it.
(01:33):
You said danger because you've done it before, and you
know what happens to you. I haven't done it. I
know people that have, and I know you know, we
probably talked about this at some point in the past.
You can't do that, you know, mistake someone with their
resting b face or whatever, and that's just bad. You know,
you look a lot. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly the tone
(01:56):
that I hear it. Whenever I hear people say something
like that, I'm like, oh, really, can I do any
thing else to entertain you? But on the other hand,
we always give Brody crap for not smiling enough. Yes,
you do. Well, that's that's a double standard. Us asking
Brody to smile is still for our pleasure, you know,
(02:18):
and that's not not not right, I guess, so maybe
we shouldn't be asking him to smile. Ever, A common question,
a common question I get a lot is why are
you mad? And are you high? I mean the high
one that's another another topic. But people look at me
and go, why are you mad. You do seem high
all the time, A little mon I can now legally
(02:40):
in jersey of you. Okay, fellas, have any of you
ever gone on a date, spent a lot of money
and then it came time to saying goodbye. She didn't
give you what you wanted, and you either told her
or you told friends. She is approved, she is a lame.
She's just not cool because she doesn't want to sleep
with me. Scary. This used to be the quintessential Scary
(03:04):
Jones dating right. I would go spend exorbitant amounts of
money on dinners and good times, and I'd walk away
with blue balls. I the second part, the second part
though he had a name for them. Hold on, Scary,
what was your name for them? You called them dinner? No? No, no,
(03:27):
But I would never tell my friend go back to
my friends and say ah. I would just be like,
They're like, how did they go? Did you get any
And I'm like nah. But it wouldn't be a complaint.
I wouldn't complain about it because it's a woman's prerogative
to do what you wanted. Complain On the show five dates,
(03:49):
it was three for a while it was a five. No,
I said my my. My suspicion was that if if
I am going out and we're going on five quality
dinner drinks dates, five in a row over the course
of however long, and and there's no progress there, that
(04:10):
you were not becoming more intimate than that to me
means you're I think you're using me for free dinners
and it was time to cut baits. That is how
that was characterized. Don't mischaracterize that, okay, because there's nothing expected.
But it's just like, it would be nice if things
were starting to move in the right direction after five
(04:30):
putting a lot of time money into a major point.
You get it. I say to all my guy friends
all the time. And Sam and Danielle can maybe back
me up on this. As women, we know whether we
want to sleep with you pretty soon into however much
cut us off after the first or second date, Like
all right, she's getting free ship from you in the
(04:54):
concerts Jamaica. Where then if a guy said, yeah, I'm
not really into this girl, but I'm getting free stuff
out of her, you would be upset, but you would
say he's using I would. I didn't say it was
the right thing to do. I just said the other
The key is not to admit it. Don't admit that
you're using them for stuff. I never had this problem,
(05:14):
so I really yes the first date and know you
strangle their breath out of the time taking a girl
out five times either, So good for you. All right, Guys,
have any of you ever said to a woman you're
just too much, too much of you. I can't take this. No,
(05:35):
I just never talked to them after that. Hold on,
hold one. Too much is exactly. So that's what this
is saying, is that the term too much usually is
a reflection of the man who is typically taking up
all of the space. So now when there's a woman
who has a personality or has some thoughts and has
some space that she's going to take up, it threatens
the guy who says that she's too much, when in reality,
(05:57):
maybe maybe you're just not enough. Okay, boy like that one?
Yeah not you, Nate, I see your face. I'm not
talking about you in particular, don't for me? What would be?
What would other terms be, like she's she's too extra extra.
I think at times with women they say like, oh,
she just tries so hard, she tries to have and
(06:18):
I always wonder what that means, what do you mean
she's trying too hard, like she's giving something too much
effort or energy, she's being too loud for you? What
is it? I think that all of that kind of
goes together. Um. How about to the man who comments
on clothing about how much skin you can see? Oh
I like that shirt I can see a little bit
of cleavage or pants make look great? Who says that
(06:42):
that's kind of creepy. Froggy has said that my wife's
different and it's funny, and the way he says it
is funny like those she's a woman, she's my wife,
and exactly she doesn't count count you, Froggy at Leasta
(07:03):
needs their own HR department in their house with their
own desk. Alright, guys, do you do you? Guys ever
do anything that is nice and you think that you're
being a nice guy, and then you get upset that
you haven't been comment like commended on being a nice
guy like I did. That opened the door. You didn't
(07:24):
say you do the right thing, and you expected to
be doing the right thing. He used to work with
somebody like that. They would wait for a girl to
walk in the room and they would go is nobody
going to get up and offer you a seat, and
he would give his seat. He I mean, it was
like a planned thing he would do every single time.
He was such a piece of shit. I hated him.
How do you really feel? How do you really feel? Wow? Okay, cool,
(07:48):
you guys are doing well so far. How about the
guy who justifies himself as being a good guy just
because he has a wife or daughter, so he can't
be sexist? All forget it. You can't hide behind that
my dad, I don't know. Yeah, I have a daughter.
I've never used that and I never plan on using that. Please,
I'm not sexist. I have a daughter. I'm not racist.
I have a brown friend for a black guy. I'm
(08:11):
not racist. All right? Are any of you guys guilty
of saying something that you absolutely meant and it was hurtful?
So you said just kidding? Hey, but we're not talking
about the girls, talking about the guys. Danielle is an
offensive man who knew I do half of it. I'll
(08:37):
say something really offensive to you, but I won't say
just kidding, and they just do it in a ship sandwich.
Nate will give you a positive than a negative than
a positive, So you have to do it, then Daniel
hitch you. That's right, all right. And finally they say
that the worst thing that men do when it comes
to women is defend other men when they know that
(09:00):
they have done something wrong. But you're in the boys
club and you're saying, oh, it was just a joke.
He didn't mean it like that. He doesn't think about
these things. He doesn't have a period, so he doesn't
know that you have cramps, that kind of stuff. I
feel like everyone has done that at some point. I
think we didn't do that too. That's called guy code,
broke code, and when you know, you know, girls do
that same thing, right, potentially stop it. No, this one
(09:20):
actually really pisses me off. So I'm like sitting here
as I stew because you can't tell someone and yes
that also goes for dudes, but you can't tell someone
who's really not ever been in that position that they're
perceiving something wrong. Like I did a summer where I
worked for the NFL, and at the very end I
was shaking one of the athletes hands that I was
working closely with, and he took his finger in the
(09:42):
handshake and he rubbed the inside of my palm up
and down while saying it was a great week. And
I told that to a couple of guy friends, how creepy,
and three guy friends said I was just over exaggerating
on what a handshake is, as if I don't know
what a handshake feels like. Definitely hitting on you. But
he was just he was shooting his shot, for sure.
(10:03):
I know that, and for the record, married with children,
so he can go shoot off somewhere else. But I
hate that. All of my girlfriends told me how creepy
that was, and the three guys I told all told
me I was misunderstanding. The reason Scratch he probably did
it is because he's probably had success with other women.
I'm not talking about I'm talking about my friends, who
(10:24):
answered me, I don't care what he thought. I'm talking
about my friends I told to Scary Jones say more
about him, though, Come on, because behavior that goes unrewarded
ceases to exist. So Chad has been rewarded at times
and that's why he keeps doing it. I used to
have a boss that did that to me. What Elvis, No, no, no,
(10:49):
I woke up before I worked here. Really what happened?
What they do know? I used to shake his hand,
and he would do one of these things. But doesn't
that mean I want to fuck you? It does? It does. Yes,
when you put your middle let me take you inside
(11:10):
the handshake, this is gone. Yeah, that that means I
want to huh that the basis that the baseball story.
Who I want to someone who does? That's a universal shine. No,
but that's a known thing, right, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
I had no idea here, Nate. So that even crosses
(11:33):
my creepy line. Like I've doing creepy stuff before, but
that's just creepy. I'm gonna say scares hand like that
for the rest of my life. Now. Yeah, if that
middle finger starts rubbing the middle of this in the
middle of the handshake, that's like a secret code to like,
not secret, secret, creepy gross. Don't say that of stuff
(12:00):
to girls, fellas, that's what they don't like. I like
missing their hands. Yeah, I also don't finger their palms.
That's or anything else. Please unless you you're welcome, unless
there's consent what I'm getting here. And every single day
I hear at least one example if someone is saying
(12:21):
something just so rude and stupid and you always kind
of suddently ask yourself. Didn't they think before they said that?
I mean, don't people have a brain or any empathy
to put yourself in someone else's position? And how would
you feel if someone did that to you? I guess not. No.
I try. It doesn't mean I always succeed, but I
really try to treat other people in a nice way,
(12:43):
the way that they would want to be treated, and
not say these crazy things to them, especially when it
comes to marriage and kids, like leave people alone about that,
let them do what they want to do. That one's ridiculous. Yeah,
people aren't mindful. They don't think, but they just talk.
That's why they're make great podcast. Podder time two minutes
(13:05):
to Hey, We've just got a text message, and I
wrote back what I think would be the correct answer.
They wrote, how much do you weigh? That's a good
question you should ever be asking. I wrote back, there's
twelve of us, and none of us will answer that question. Alright,
send them the combined weight. Yeah, you would text them
(13:27):
back and tell him how much you what? Do I care? Embarrassed?
I'm two hun pounds of cares? Yeah, Hey, Daniel, the
same question. No, I'm good. Thanks. It just seems like
the question you just don't ask. You don't ask people
that they're responding to the conversation we had two hours
(13:50):
ago on you know, the inappropriate questions you asked. So
that part of the show right now probably in another
part of the country. Yeah, that doesn't have to happen
to you. On Instagram, like somebody will comment on something
in my and I'm like, I have no idea what
they're talking about, Like, I don't remember what. Excuse me?
Could you tell me again? What is the problems? Were
(14:11):
talking about so many things, there's no way to keep
up with. Have you ever seen have you ever seen
my weight envelopes? Your assistant Andrew made these envelopes for me,
and if I hit any one of these thresholds, I
get whatever is inside the envelope, and I don't know
what's in here. Are they going up or down? They're
going up. I got one ninety, I got to ten
and two twenties, so you're almost a two ten. Let's
(14:31):
see where you're about to really wanted to go to
one ninety, but going to get yourself up to to
twenty and then start working your way back down so
you get all of the envelopes. Yeah, that's a good idea.
It's not a gift card that expired, and he's going
to pass to ten on the way to twenties, so
you can let's open that one. Now, open Steve big meals,
(14:54):
don't take a dump twine morning you can get there.
It's going to his favorite d What is it says?
This note certifies that when Scotty Be officially hits to ten,
Andrew has to get him the following one hot open
faced turkey sandwich with mashed potatoes, gravy, buttered corn, and
one chocolate pudding with whipped him in a cherry. Also,
if you're opening this letter, congratulations, you're now even closer
(15:16):
to being halfway to my six hundred pound life. You
fat fuck well that that turkey sandwich sounded good? Now
where is he getting get that? That's from my favorite
plane view diner? He told, how long have you been
holding on to that envelope? I've had them all for
over a year and I've never hit any two years.
(15:38):
Two years, it could be two years. Yeah, so I've been.
I've been. I've been like teetering right around two, sucking
open the rest after the sandwich will be at two
twenty No, no, wait either one day. Yeah. On the
back it says, holy crap, dude, seriously, all right, Andrew
(16:01):
is gonna be so upset you open these one big letters.
I if Scotty be hit two twenty pounds way and
must happen during the morning show blaha by Andrew will
give him a one hundred dollar gift card to Arby's
or the fast food restaurant of his choosing a hot
open faced turkey sandwhich with all sides of his choosing
and lunch at Walkers. Andrew will also supply him with
weight Watchers or neutral system for men for at least
(16:23):
three months following this bold yet stupid decision. I say
you go for two twenties, so you get the free nutritists.
I should I get everything? Or two twenty if you hit?
If you hit one, get does he stop giving you food?
What happens if you go down to one? He's gonna
open it? Yes yea. On the back, wait, wait, wait, wait,
(16:46):
hold on what wait were you when he issued these envelopes?
I was right around two hundred, okay, so one ninety
meant you were going going down? Yes, which you still
could uh. If Scotty be hits a hundred ninety pounds,
Andrew will get him a one AMEX gift card plus
breakfast of his choosing with the cocotis him on top?
Says Fatty Fatty two by four inc. It's dated April eighteen,
(17:12):
so it's been here for over two years. Jesus, Oh
my god, I got goals. I guess we're done. Are
we done? We're done? Delightful The fifteen minute Morning Show
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