Rapid Fire Questions

We throw out some rapid fire questions, don't think, just answer.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis presents fifteen Minute Morning Show, The fifteen Minute
Morning Show Podcast. Here we are. I'm here in my
studio with a mattress right here behind me leaning. Huh

(00:27):
nice Elvis. After the show, do you put that mattress
down and sleep on it? No? Actually I sleep on it.
Uh standing up, I'm just leaving. Can you imagine walking
into the room and I'm snoring while leading it like
County Tracula, like horse style. It's like, what's up with that?
And there's Froggy, and there's Gandhi, there's Scotty, there's Danielle

(00:47):
and Scotty B. And there's Straight and Nate, and of
course there's uh Dave Brody and there's Garrett. Alright, So
I have some rapid fire questions, just ones that you know,
you sit around with friends at a bar and a
party and you just you know, don't think about it,
just answer and then we can, you know, ras each
other based off of those answers from there. So I'm
just gonna randomly pick people off of that off of this.

(01:09):
So Gandhi will go with you first. If you can
make up, you can make up a holiday. What would
you name it? I just have to come up with
this just right now. Uh gandhi day. It would be
my holiday. I have no idea. These are tough. There
we go, all right, I know most of the room,
but I don't know if I know this one. Elvis,
what word do you absolutely hate? I love all words.

(01:38):
I don't know. Opportunity word, man, I don't know if
I hate any What about a phrase? You definitely have
a phrase you hate? Yet a combination of a phrase
that I hate? Do better? How about smh? Do you
sm shaking my head? Guess what? And I always say
I hope you shake your head until it fucking falls
off you. But as far as the word goes, I

(02:02):
love them all. Nate, what have you been caught red
handed doing? Oh? God, having sex on? That was his microphone?
I wasn't caught red handed microphone? What do you mean
by I mean on the desk? Because like red hand,
that was after the fact. Oh that was after the fact. Yeah,

(02:23):
I don't know. I guess that would be the closest thing. Gary,
what little kids TV show do you secretly like? That's creepy? Anyway?
No matter how I answered that, that could be creepy,
but I do not at all. I mean, I mean,
what just what was saying you? Like? Mr Rogers neighborhood?
There's nothing? Okay? All right? I mean yeah, that's great.

(02:45):
I mean back in the day, I used to watch
them up at babies, but I was in my twenties,
was my twenties, and I watched them up at babies
and that was a cartoon for kids on Saturday mornings.
I don't watch cartoons anymore now, Roggy, what was your
last Google search? Hold on time? Oh, I can't repeat that,

(03:05):
repeat it? What is it? Big cannons? Wow? Like a
like a civil war? Exactly? All right, Brodie, what is
the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? I don't. I like
a hot dog would out catchup? For me would be weird.

(03:27):
I'm probably an oyster. For me that would like that
was weird. I don't eat weird food, so I guess
an oyster. I'm the worst person I asked that question
of because it's all weird to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
like I eat what Sabbi wants to me that was weird?
What is something that really needs to be invented? And

(03:47):
don't say that stupid thing that for the picture shopping
the shopping card shower cap invented? What is that? What
are you talking about? That's my invention that no one
will let me invents. How I forgot what it is.
It's a it's a clear shower cap. You know, the
cheap ones you get in the hotels shower caps. But
this one they have at the registers at the supermarket.

(04:07):
So if you go in and it's dry, and you
come out and it's thunderstorming, you can cover your cart
with a shopping cart shower cap and all your stuff
doesn't get wet. That's just the store has to stop them. Well, no,
it's not invented because it doesn't exist. I've never seen them.
I haven't either. I want to do it. I think
I've got a contact for you. She already shot me down.

(04:30):
It's a shower cap. It's called the tarp, Daniel. I
don't know if I know this one from you? What
is on the top of your bucket list? The top
of my book? To perform on Broadway? I didn't know
that that would be awesome. It's not gonna happen, but's
a good question. Might you never know? You know? What's
on the top of my bucket list. Let's stay alive

(04:54):
and all that stuff below it won't even matter any nowadays.
Very good, Very good. I got a few more, but
I figure that was that was good for now. But
can I revise my answer? I've been thinking about it.
What was your question? What holiday would you create? Yeah?
If I had a holiday, what would I call it?
Gandhi Day is terrible. I'm pretty sure that Gandhi Giantee
already exists. I would like to make it a sound.
I don't know what sound, but just a sound, so

(05:15):
like maybe like a something like that, because it would
be confusing for people because we go back to the
original answer saying Easter, you would say happy. Yeah. Do
you have to buy presents for that holiday? Probably? I
think presents are Is there a tree that we put up? Yeah? Absolutely,

(05:39):
for sure, there's a tree. Gandhi. What's the song all
the kids sing on the holiday? That's it. You could
have a lot of fun with it if it was
just a sound. Does anybody have something still from their
childhood that they have with them? Yeah, my entire basement.
He's got everything. I have everything I ever all. I sadly,

(06:02):
I don't. I'm sure I have stuff upstage. Should I
be sad that I don't? Should I be sad that
my mom still has the little bear that I had
as a kid and I called him Bobby for some reason.
It's sitting on her dresser. I'm like, mom, can you
get rid of that? And it's got like I chewed
the nose off of it, so she took a sock
and replaced his nose still exist, and I chewed the

(06:22):
eyes off, so she put the little wobbly eyes on it,
but sits on her dresser every single day, And like
that's I still have mine, and its whole, there isn't
a hole in it. It is I have. I have
Sheldon's from when he was a little kid that his
mom gave us his little bear. I have my mouse.
It's at my apartment. I'm at my boyfriend's house right now.
But my mouse, its name is Mousey. And I found

(06:45):
out when I was probably like fifteen or sixteen. It's
actually a freaking bear. Very upsetting. Yeah, but I'm not
changing the name. I'm thinking about my bucket list and
I'm like women, I want to shoe line, I want
to perform in Disney world. I'm like, I have a
lot of things on my bucket list. Many things are good.
How many of these things are you working on? None

(07:05):
of them? Although Bobby Brown did reach out to me
about the shoe line, so that might be a possibility. Well,
she told you that when she was on the show,
Right like Shoes. We've talked about it again since so
and this could be for the whole room too, as
Brodie probably is bringing back everything from his childhood. Um,
what is the most What is the food that you
most often eat for dinner? Like the go to food

(07:26):
you constantly see yourself eating repeatedly? Oh, Bubba COO's burritos
in my house, tacos for sure. I'm chicken palm pretty good, though,
chicken wings in the air fryer has become the new staple.
I getta. I gotta whip up this air fryer. I
know I want to taste those. I must have failed

(07:47):
miserably last time yesterday at pizza rolls for lunch and
the air fryer. Chicken the night and the air fryer
like it is air frier Central for here, air friers tired.
It is, It's gotta be, but it does air if
you air fry it, does it out as fried food
or no, it's I don't well, it's it's not cooked
in oils. I think fried food is bad because it's
cooked in oil. This is only cooked with hot air.

(08:09):
A crisper. Just put a little oil on it like
a drop. You can't spray some oil in it if
you want to make it extra crispy. But but you
don't have to. I'm not got me an, I'm not
feeling this podcast. Yeah, really, it's it's missing something. I thought,
where did Brody go? By the way? Exactly so boring

(08:31):
that even Brody run left not even get something? Brodie?
What did you? What did you leave to go get? Brodie?
I want to go get my stuffed animals when I
was a kid, like my baby dolls, But they're under
so many boxes of other stuff from my childhood. Don't
think I have one right here? Hold on, let me
go get one of my dolls from my child Do
you really really hold on to everything from your childhood?

(08:53):
I find that interesting. Yeah, you want to see my
baby stroller? It's in my attic. No, no, no no, I
I believe you. I'm just my mom saved a lot
of it. And so we stored it here. So I
have to think what that says about me. I have
nothing from my from my childhood, and I have my teeth,
my first hair cut, my mother. This is child a baby.

(09:18):
His neck didn't make it a little tordoid. He's so British,
isn't he? Look at the back tatter. That severed neck
is bothering Bear And no, I don't know who this is.
The head never actually come off that, Sheldon. It looks
like it's been sewn back on. There is there is

(09:39):
stitching in there. Any minute now, I think that Bear
is done with that. No, that would make this podcast exciting.
If you have a tat, I'm not like the hair.
I don't put the head in your mouth and then
back on backwards. Come on, do it for the podcast.

(10:00):
The podcast doesn't make me any money. Let's go at
this stage of my life like, I have stuff from
childhood in my attic and I can't part with it.
Like I feel like I can't throw out anything from
when I was a little little boy because it's irreplaceable
at this point. Well, I have part of me agrees like,
oh god, you know, it'd be great to have some
stuff from when I was a kid in now. But
I'm thinking, God, it's great enough to have that ship

(10:20):
sitting around everywhere. I don't really it's better. I don't.
I don't know whether I should feel off, like Gandhi, Gandhi,
do you have stuff when you were a kid. I
only have that mouse aside from that. No, not really.
It is a bear, but it's it's her name is Mauseie.
I mean, my mom has all kinds of stuff that
I tell her to throw away all the time, and
she just won't do it. But had she not, I mean,

(10:40):
had she actually listened to me, she wouldn't have given
me my diary back from seventh grade where I correct
a little Brandon. Yeah, my dad keeps and my parents
have a ton of stuff of my My mom hangs
at Christmas Christmas ornament on her tree every year. That
is honest to God, I swear to you, I'm not
making this up. It is a piece of construction paper
cut out in a crappy circle with two whole was
punched his eyes and a hook in it. And it's

(11:02):
I'm like, Mom, She's like, this is thirty some years old.
I get rid of it and I tell my dad Dad,
you have way too much stuff. Need to get rid
of it. His answer always is, that's your job when
I'm not here anymore. Whatever you don't want, I told you.
I was sitting in the nails alone the other day
and the lady next to me was having a conversation

(11:22):
with another older woman. She's like, yeah, I was going
to buy a new house, but I have so much
crap in my house. I thought, forget it. I'm just
gonna let my kids deal with it when I'm dead.
What rude. I think a lot of people think that way.
And you know what, I'm happy to deal with my
parents crap when they're dead because I love looking through

(11:44):
that stuff and I'm gonna have a tough time throwing
it out. I told my mom, we get a dumpster.
That's what I said. I don't burn it down, goodbye.
I got a dumpster on my driveway, right. So we
continue with dumpster days here at the Elvis Durst. Suddenly
things got really add I don't know if I like
this podcast either. Scared late to the party said, want

(12:09):
to think about these things? I scar, He's not going
to clean out his parents house, will be at a
club that night. He won't be able to broad Oh god,
I just I don't like to think about that. I
don't know after that, I don't. Okay, everyone's setting off, Okay, bye, okay, bye,
I'm bye. Fifteen minute morning show