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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hit us together and we're going to start
to party. Start part I'm ready to party the Elvista
Ran After Party.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
After the Party podcast. Let's go. You guys ready for
a podcast?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yes, we are special guests today. As you know, our
Scottie B is driving a big old truck down to Gainesville,
Florida to check his daughter into her freshman year at college.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Let's see how he's doing on his road trip. Scotti,
how you doing?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I'm great. How are you hey?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You sound so awake. So are you having fun on
the road?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I am having fun. I love road trips more than
anything in the world, so I'm having a great time.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, so, so what have you experienced so far? What
are the what are the headlines?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Well, I'll tell you one thing. You know who the
biggest customer of billboards is down south? Who Jesus to
see his name on billboards? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Big budget.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
They're everywhere. Yeah, yeah, I know who Number two is
the adult shops. There's adult shops signs everywhere. I didn't
know they still existed.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
So you're saying, Jesus and porn are they're buying up
all of the uh, the roadside signs, the billboards.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
What if you combined the two. Yeah, the competitors, their competitors.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
They really are if you think about it. All right, so,
uh have you? Okay, let's go over what you've eaten
so far. You you wake up and you drive out
of town. Actually you left.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
You left the station yesterday, right, and you started driving that.
What's the first thing you stopped in eight.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Well, honestly, yesterday I pretty much just lived on snacks
most of the day. So whatever I had packed in here,
I had some ones precoles and a bunch of nuts
and cible bars and stuff. The first actual stock I
really made to eat some food was at Bucky's last
night in Florence, South Carolina. I had a pulled pork
sandwich ad some cut up pineapple.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, yeah, sounds sexy. Are you guys like me? When
you take a road trip, you eat foods you would
never eat otherwise?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
The only the only time I eat combos is a home,
on an airplane or on a road trip. That's its
like beef jerky.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
You know what. A road trip is a great place
to try new things, you know, because there's all kinds
of restaurants. Said, you don't have necessarily in your area.
They should, Like I tried last time, I tried a Zaxby's.
I had heard of it, but I never tried it before.
Great chicken sandwich.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
There's the chicken place.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, speaking of a beef jerky. Are you pleasuring yourself
on the road.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
No, I don't do that. I don't want to crash.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Do you have these violet spasms or something?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I do? I do? Actually I do.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's my nickname, violet spasms.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Okay, all right, So Nate wanted you to do a
countdown for the road trip the Scottie b Top three.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
What is that, Nate?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Well, he asked me to give you guys some you know,
rules of the road and things that you should do
while you're out on a road trip.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
All right, remind us we could be on a road
trip sometime soon and you're the profession here, go right ahead.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Well, the first thing you need to do is you
need to, first of all, be very courteous to truckers
and you need to learn their language. Like so, if
they want to get in front of you, you have
to brighten your lights, flash your lights, and that tells
them it's okay for them to get over and then
when they do, they will flash their lights and that's
to thank you. So they're saying thank you to you
for pulling in front of you. And then it works
(03:38):
the same in reverse. If you want to get in
front of them, they will flash their lights and that
means you can move over, and then you flash your
housers and that means thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I love that and that that is true.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I learned that a long time ago, you know what,
And you always should pay as much respect to these
truckers as you can because they rule the road. They
they're there every day. They know how to drive better
than all of us because they daily and there. They
can't stop like a car, they can't maneuver like a car.
So give them space, give them room. We love our truckers,
(04:08):
all right. What else is on your top three?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Absolutely? So I think before you start your ro trip
you should kind of gauge your liquid intake. So I
did pretty good yesterday. I did not drink a lot
before I left, So I made it all the way
to Virginia before I had a peek for the first time.
And a good judge is they have the little blue
rest stop signs, and so when I'm passing a rest area,
it'll say next rest area one hundred and twenty seven miles.
(04:30):
So I'll just kind of like push on my bladder
a little bit to see if I have to pee.
I'm like, can I make it another hour and forty
five minutes? And so you have to be able to
judge your your urinary whatever on the road.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
All right, watch your bladder, that's what are you saying? Okay,
what else?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
What else? So you don't want to have to stop
too much. I'll always yell at waves. Is great for police.
I've already experienced it three times this morning. They hide
and you know, I'm averaging probably about eighty four miles
an hour or so. So always keep an eye on waves,
and when it tells you there's a cop ahead, ninety
nine percent of the time there is, So just be
careful for police on the road.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Or you could just drive the speed limit right, so
you're breaking the law while you're out there.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yeah, but that's no fun. Oh. One other thing that
I noticed is just don't be fooled by the little
blue sign saying that there's this at this exit and
this at that exit, because sometimes when you get off,
it'll then be like five miles down the road, and
it's so super obnoxious, especially if you need gas. So
try to if you have a co pilot with you,
have them check the GPS or the ways or whatever
(05:34):
that you use to see where the nearest gas station
or restaurant or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It is very nice. We're learning a lot here.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
So as much as he glamorizes a road tripping, it's
one thing to glamorize it, but once you're out there
on the road, it's another world. I mean, are you
guys patient enough to do a long road trip like
Scotty Bees doing?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I am, as long as I have a good playlist,
so I try to set that up before I go.
And I was wondering if Scotty did that.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I didn't, but I actually used the iHeartRadio app. Not
getting paid for this because I don't get paid. But
I've been listening to THEE This smells like the nineties channel.
I love it. It's all nineties alternative music.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
There you go, right, I have a success plays players.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Playlist is important for Gandhi and you What about you,
scary when you do road trips? Is there something you
must have?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Yes, I pull up the guy Fieri diner's drive ins
and dives, map the master list and see if I'm
going anywhere near any of the stops. And he has
hundreds that he's done over the years, and I'm like,
oh my god, this one's only going to be eight
miles off the route. I'm gonna go try and check
this mom and pop place out.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
What a great idea. I never thought of that. Oh yeah,
it's a good one. You're gonna say something else?
Speaker 7 (06:48):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
That was it? You were about to say something else? Nope,
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah you were You're like, and I interrupted you and said, hey,
tell me this.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Oh it was about the map. It was about the
guy yety map. Yeah, it's online, go go see.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I love that. Yeah, all right, what else? Danielle Scotti
Bee thoughts.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I When I'm on a trip, I have to have
lots of snacks because if I don't have snacks for
the entire trip, it is not it's not good. I
need to eat the whole way while we are in
the car. Very important.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Anyone else road tripping.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I can't do a road trip by myself. I'm so
impressed that you're able to do this alone, because I
just need another person, even if we're not talking and
we're just listening to music, I need another person to
maybe sing along to the salms with me. I have
to have a co pilot. So I'm impressed you're.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Doing this alone. What's the furthest you've ever driven by yourself?
By myself?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yes, probably like four or five hours between the ship. Yeah,
I mean it would be like Columbus to Michigan to
see Brandon.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, I know I've done. I've done New York, Dallas, Dallas,
New York two times in my life.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Lot.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, No, absolutely, so far all along? Yeah, Scotty Bee,
what's next?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
No, I was just saying, you know, I feel like
I have somebody with me because I've been just like
doing voice to text the entire My throat hurts from
texting so much, because you know, I'll text and then
the message will come in and then I'll do another response,
and so I've just been talking to myself the entire time.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
My throat hurts.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
He's such a drama queen.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
It does.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Have you seen anything weird on the road from up
there roadkill?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I mean, he's just a couple of deer, no strange animals.
Yet I'll tell you one thing. You know what South
of the Baller is not what it used to be
when we were kids. You're like, oh my god, let's go.
And I had the billboards and everything. It's kind of
uh jankiny and run down.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Now, yeah, we've heard that.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I hate to hear, but it's it's still so important
in people's history.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, traveling up and down the East Coast, I stopped.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
On the way. Pedro is still there, standing tall Pedro.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
He's still No one stole Pedro.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
What about leude sex acts in other cars?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
I haven't really looked. I mean, I'm a little bit
higher up than the other cars. I'm gonna start paying
attention to see if there's any thing going on, any
hanky panky.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
All right, Well, look, we just want to catch up
with you. When do you plan on arriving in Gainesville, Florida?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
My GPS says four hours and twenty four minutes there.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
That's awesome, you're making great time.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Hell now what are you packing? Are you packing your
daughter in or getting her in tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Like?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
How does it work?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yes? Moving day is tomorrow, so I'm going to get there.
I just kind of chill out a little bit and
then tomorrow at noon, I bring the big old truck
over there and we unload everything and set the room up.
And Thursday's another kind of set up day, and Friday
I will actually head over to Froggy's house in Jacksonville
with Lisa and we're gonna hang out there for a
little bit and then head back up on Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Nice, how are you feeling about everything?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Dropping your daughter off at school?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
It's funny because you know, music does things to you,
and as I'm sitting and listening to certain songs, I cry.
I've been sitting in the car and I probably had
about five or six thousands of hysterics while I'm driving.
So it's, uh, it's bitter sweet. I'm really happy that
she's getting out into the world and and you know,
we're going to experience school and life on her own,
but I'm also really sad to kind of let her go.
(10:16):
It's emotional.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
You know what sucks about it. It's like it's it
has supposed to happen, you know, but you're not ready
for it. And even if you're not ready for.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
It, too bad.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
They're they're that age they got to go.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's like, what the what.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I'm not ready for this, But then again, if you
wait for me to be ready, I'm never gonna be ready.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
So you know, serious, Scotty, We love you and uh
safe safe travels getting home as well until tell your
daughter we're so proud of her and uh, and you're
gonna be great. You're a great You're a great dad.
And that's something we we know about you very well.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
We love you.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
I appreciate that very much. Love you, guys, and I'll
see you Monday morning. Love you, and.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Then the badcast to get out of here.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
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Speaker 5 (11:08):
Mm