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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Represents all right without fifteen minutes ago, we were
talking about how many of us have like Halloween costumes
(00:24):
that some of us will part with and some of
us won't. Yeah, I've got to get rid of my
Austin Powers cost her. Oh, I still have one of those.
We need to get rid of that. Uh. And I
need to get rid of my Frankenberry Cereal costume, which
when I wore it, people thought I was pinky in
the brain. Frank frank and Berry is like a is
(00:45):
it's a monster. And he was like, Frankenberry count Chocola,
nobody where you get her? That David Swimmer costume you
wearing now? So you're having a tag sail, Daniel. So
I'm having a tag sail this weekend. It's like the
town wide tag sail in my area. So Saturday and
Sunday we're going to have um some stuff. So I
told you guys, you I'm not selling any of my costumes.
My husband's trying. I'm like, don't you dare So you're
(01:06):
never repeating them? Is, but I repeat parts of them.
I need parts of them for other costumes he's like,
Oh my gosh, So if you guys want to sell
any of your costumes or anything else, come on over.
I brought a whole bag of costumes in. I have
like a ton. You can take them with you. You
can keep all the money, you get a percentage, you
can you. I don't get it. Oh my god, you're
such a cheap pass. You don't give you all the money.
(01:28):
I don't care. I'm in. I don't care. You're doing
his dirty light for him, But don't bitch about how
much I sell him for either. No, you're not gonna
low ball my stuff. Forget. I don't want your show.
I've got a Han solo costume. I've got a raw
shack from the Watchman costume. I've got a kid's kylo
Ren costumes from the company sent me a kid's version instead.
(01:49):
You're not gonna make a lot of money. I've got
a Jester costume. These are all new. I got to
hold backup, backup. Yes, I have Foe leather shoes to
go with it, used with the bells on them. Is
he used wig really resellable? No? I'm not selling your wig.
What are you talking about. I'm gonna bring all sorts
of stuff for the tags. That's fine. Bitter about that.
(02:11):
Remember that U boot I made? I thought you look
great as the Remember he had that I that was
an experiment that work Halloween? Wa wa wait, why are
you better? I thought the boot was great. Well, I'm
bitter about it because I tried to sell it. Nobody
would buy the damn things. But it was a great costume.
(02:33):
Did not look at everyone that used us stink it
was not It was not that. I mean no, it
did not smell like doritos. I tried selling it the
following Halloween. Nobody wanted to buy the damn thing, so
I had to put it out for the trash. It's
like a terrible content. I think tomorrow is the free
boot phone tap giving it away because all know your costumes.
(02:56):
I have no idea what I'm working four. Probably I
haven't had a chance to think about it. I'm probably
not going to dress up to shore. You're busy, what
what having? What? We're having a big Halloween party here
that we do every year. I'm probably just gonna calm
as me. Now come on, I just I don't come.
When is today's date? We have two weeks you have
(03:18):
plenty of time you can come as a New York
Times best selling author. Fear every year is going as
something that people don't get or don't know every year
or something. But like, you know, there's gonna be a
thousand jokers this year. Everyone's going to be the Joker
or penny Wise. So what about you, birthday boy, Garrett,
(03:39):
what are you wearing this year? Family costume? Got a
family costume Toy Story four. But here's the thing, Disney
missed out on an opportunity. So we wanted to address
our dog up and they're slinky dog in Toy Story
for not a single slinky dog costume out there. Disney
missed the boat on this opportunity. We're gonna cut the
dog in half and put a spring in the middle.
(04:00):
Yet somebody somewhere thought it would be great to come
up with like slutty Toy Story costumes. There's a slutty booty,
a slutty buzzle like everything. Yeah, he was still sad.
You can't get slutty anything you want. I'm gonna go
as a slutty slut. I'm gonna go I want people
slut sh slut Frank And speaking of slu my girlfriend,
remember pregnant Nune? What's that scary? Speaking of slutty costumes,
(04:25):
my girlfriend wanted to do the reboot of the j
Low dress, and then they should the updated version recently. Yeah,
they have this costume out there, but it's nothing to it.
And we're gonna go to like some nightclub where we're
going to this party, and I'm like, you don't want
to get dressed in that? Do you want? The hell?
(04:45):
Are you to tell what to do? I just don't want.
I don't know. What happened on the what happened on
the kardash Kanye and Kim had a little argument because
she was getting ready for the met Ball and she
had this outfit that basically he left nothing to the imagination.
And he sat there and he said, you're my wife,
and I don't want you to wear that. And she said, well,
(05:08):
you're the one who made me look like the sexy
person you want, you know, you play me up to
be the sexy person, So what's the difference? And he
was not having and she was she didn't care. He
walked out of the room. They were arguing about it,
and he does not want her to dress sexy like
that anymore. Every aspect of that is crazy. That's like
I remember listening to an interview with him where he said,
if he ever wants to hook up with someone, the
first thing he watches is the Kim Kardashian porn. And
(05:30):
now he's like, don't be sexy. I guess when you
have the porn and you live with it, everybody, it's
not the same. What's up? Scary's girlfriend wants to wear
the j Lo dress, which, if you remember correctly barely
covered her boobs. Right, it was like a V and
it right. He just said, I don't know if you
heard it. He said he doesn't want her to wear
that dress because she has no ass He just said that, Well,
(05:53):
you guys were yelling. He said it underneath. That's awful. No, no, no, no,
my girlfriend does not look Lopez and she doesn't. She
doesn't have to. You're not going to see the boot.
Let him keep on. Let me tell you something. Your
girlfriend is stunningly. My girlfriend is gorgeous. But the thing is,
I don't know if she could pull off this. Who's
(06:17):
not going to pull it off? You the podcast, I
can't believe you're saying this about your girlfriends. Elvis I
got it all right? What's that to make up for
these comments that Scary just said? Scary now has to
wear that same exact dress for Halloween. Yes, you should
wear the you have an ass to think she gets
to wear the j low and she suggested I be
(06:38):
an egg plant emoji. She said, hey, you are you
are a dick, so you should go as an egg
planting although it's you. I'd buy a size small costumes.
She can pad that stuff if she needs to. Great,
you know, here's the thing. She looks beautiful and she
should just do what she wants to do. That's what
Halloween costuming is for. You're not you're you're not supposed
(07:00):
to be out there winning some prices. You know, you
should tell it fun. It's you should tell fun. I'm
not commondeering and telling her what she needs to do.
I've never been that guy. I'm like on the Kardashians.
I'm not trying to say that. I'm just saying, you
don't you want people to know who you are? And
I guess you just want people see that dress, but
not because of the butt. It's because of the cleavand yeah,
(07:22):
it's not the butt part. And she just needs a big,
you know, do her hair the way j Lo did
her hair. She'll be She'll be the girl going as
the girl with that loser in the egg playing costume,
that hot girl. Ask you why, dude, girls have to
dress up sexy because I had a great idea. I
had a great couple's costs. Because it's fun. I know,
(07:43):
here's man's plaining. I think. I think. I think women
like to dress sexy for Halloween because it's fun. Not
a lot of us don't do that normally, right, But no,
I know. I mean, if you're sexy, you can be
sexy any day of the week. You get to be, Okay, well,
then try and make this sexy. So I wanted to
be Grandpa Joe, and I wanted my girlfriend to be
(08:05):
Charlie Bucket from Willy Wanting the Chocolate Factory. There is
nothing sexy, and she's exactly what she was, a phoner
killer Charlie. Because it's not sexy, and like, you could
be a sexy Charlie. No, hell, yes you can. Girlfriend
addresses a sexy little boy for Halloween. When you put
(08:25):
it like that Grandpa Joe where he has soiled night shirt,
imagine that role play when they get back to their
house about Grandpa Joe having sex with Charlie. I get
Uncle Joe, look at my penis. It's a gop stopper.
(08:47):
Forget it. I have no idea what I need help
with my costume, Daniel, What should I wear that Charlie bucket.
I don't want to be your Charlie Bucket. You know.
We went to that fantastic costumes shop here in the city. Yeah,
I may roll over there. They have some great I
spent a lot of money, but I had wings and
stuff that gat That's what I went as Lactadia, queen
(09:10):
of what was it, the Queen of Lactose and Tege.
Did you recycle those wings for something else? Those wings
are not nice. You could be Maleficent, but those are
white wings. You need black and that would be a
popular costume black wings the year before. You know. So
there I have horns you can borrow. Okay. I kind
(09:32):
of want to be Ariana Gandhi again, just because people
got so mad. You're not repeating the why did people
get mad because you were a Gandy? Because I thought
I was being so shameful to my grandfather. How could
you do this? Yeah? I like that. I thought we
would like Ariana Grundy. Hey, have you been in any
great social media fights recently? Because you know Gandhi has
(09:53):
the best fight these hags that bother her. I really
haven't gotten in any good ones lately. But I also
haven't been checking near as much. So I need to
go go see what's going on back in the ring.
I want to see some fights. Put on the gloves,
let's go. I got attacked on social media this weekend again.
What happened because I'm not David Brody from the Christian
News Network and so people again attacked me as big
a terrible Christian, Which is fine, is I'm not a Christian,
(10:15):
but they keep attacking me and saying awful things. I
should die. I'm a horrible human, Like what does this
person do? Well? You know, but people, it don't matter
what they say or what do you agree with or
disagree with. Why do people telling people to die? Plus
I don't know that they're wrong. So I see it
and they're just attacking me. I go, what do I do?
I have to go look and see if they you
know what their affiliations are? Yeah, I got attacked man, Yeah,
(10:37):
I think going do your You're do for a new attack.
I know. Let me say, let me think of things
that I can talk about. Well, you're talking about vaccines
to get attacked over the friends thing that you put up. No,
everybody agreed with me. Actually, okay, I'm gonna life tweet
the debate tonight. Let's see how that goes. Oh yeah,
do it. You've lost me. You've all lost me. Okay, costume,
(11:01):
ta ta, we have lots of stuff to get done.
All right, on board? Okay, are you going to be
the New York Times best selling author? I think that's
an I already am. Just walk out with your book.
That's the cost Are you going to be here this year?
Because last year you weren't even here on Halloween. I
wasn't You were in Santa Fe. I was what a
great idea? And you were a ghost? I got an idea.
(11:22):
What for Elvis? What blow up a picture of your book,
the book cover and put your face behind. I should
go around and then walk around with your hand like
this where your face is on the book. That's going
to be the cutout and you're gonna put You're gonna
a great idea around? You know, that's not a great
idea what's wrong with it? Because it doesn't take any thought.
Self promotion option is nothing for him, Daniel, Wait a minute,
(11:47):
as my as my mother would say, it's better than squat.
Why don't you wear that shirt and jacket and then
hold the book and look like inceptions you in the
book in the book, it's holding me. I need a dummy.
I need a dummy, like like you mean, like someone
who says his girlfriend doesn't have a big enough pull
off the dress. Uncle Johnny would be a great dummy.
(12:09):
Oh he would. Yeah. Uh did everybody send their party
send their costumes? The party said, I gotta do it
doing a google? Does Party City have my book cover
as a costume next year? Some funny inflatable ones though,
(12:33):
but give me the inflatable chicken. I would love to
be an inflatable chicken. They also have Steve Harrington from
Stranger Things three doing the scoops Ahoy ice cream shop costume.
Like that that's a couple's costume. And I wanted my
girlfriend to be Robin because her name is Robbins. So
Stephen Robin, let let her be sexy. She said, she goes.
She said to me, that's boring. Aside from the fact
(12:54):
I have no idea who these people are. Steven Robins
not everyone watches a straight has a dilemma because apparently
his girlfriend wants him to wear something that makes him
look sexy. Yes, to wear something form fitting, she told him,
like his plants every day. I think, you know, we
have to. We're going to this party now that it's
it's some like I don't know, remember that theme that
(13:15):
gods and goddesses when we were in the parade. There's
some party where it's like gods and goddesses and she
wants to be the sexy ice queens. So I have
to be the sexy snow king or something that's cool.
How does a guy be sexy? What do I wear?
Like a ice skating costume? I don't know. Yes, I
want to see I want you to walk around all
night on ice skates. I never do a sexy costume.
(13:37):
I mean neither. I just I don't know. I get embarrassed.
I like to do the stuff that inflates and is
really big, so then I stay warm. I don't have
to worry about what I eat and people have to
stay away. To me, there's a permitter. Well, you know
what I found for trick or treating this year? So
I always wear a onesie trick or treating. I do
it once. Last year I was a unicorn. Uh. The
year before that, I was something else. I am a
(13:58):
pineapple this year. Cool. I've got a pineapple ones thing.
I got a yellow wig to go with it, yellow vans.
I am any different costume changes? Do you have this
this year? I have four? I did one already for
Comic Con, but I have three more. Comments right, that's
so cool, daniel You really do Halloween better than anyone
I've ever met, couldn't? Danielle and Gandhi with the j
Low customers tell us, of course they can, because every
(14:22):
than they want. I don't need me to fill it up.
You absolutely do about you're sitting free. I have the
acid boobs. I could I could fill up the J
Low cost is going to be an egg plane emogen.
I think an egg plant emogen is great? What's wrong
with that? Because it's a big, bulky costume and only
my face is like, I think you want to be sexy.
(14:42):
You want to be a sexy egg plant? Just look
at this? Look at this thing? So cut out a
thing for your h I vote you go as a
sexy egg plant. Fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Represents all right without fifteen minutes ago, we were
talking about how many of us have like Halloween costumes
(00:24):
that some of us will part with and some of
us won't. Yeah, I've got to get rid of my
Austin Powers cost her. Oh, I still have one of those.
We need to get rid of that. Uh. And I
need to get rid of my Frankenberry Cereal costume, which
when I wore it, people thought I was pinky in
the brain. Frank frank and Berry is like a is
(00:45):
it's a monster. And he was like, Frankenberry count Chocola,
nobody where you get her? That David Swimmer costume you
wearing now? So you're having a tag sail, Daniel. So
I'm having a tag sail this weekend. It's like the
town wide tag sail in my area. So Saturday and
Sunday we're going to have um some stuff. So I
told you guys, you I'm not selling any of my costumes.
My husband's trying. I'm like, don't you dare So you're
(01:06):
never repeating them? Is, but I repeat parts of them.
I need parts of them for other costumes he's like,
Oh my gosh, So if you guys want to sell
any of your costumes or anything else, come on over.
I brought a whole bag of costumes in. I have
like a ton. You can take them with you. You
can keep all the money, you get a percentage, you
can you. I don't get it. Oh my god, you're
such a cheap pass. You don't give you all the money.
(01:28):
I don't care. I'm in. I don't care. You're doing
his dirty light for him, But don't bitch about how
much I sell him for either. No, you're not gonna
low ball my stuff. Forget. I don't want your show.
I've got a Han solo costume. I've got a raw
shack from the Watchman costume. I've got a kid's kylo
Ren costumes from the company sent me a kid's version instead.
(01:49):
You're not gonna make a lot of money. I've got
a Jester costume. These are all new. I got to
hold backup, backup. Yes, I have Foe leather shoes to
go with it, used with the bells on them. Is
he used wig really resellable? No? I'm not selling your wig.
What are you talking about. I'm gonna bring all sorts
of stuff for the tags. That's fine. Bitter about that.
(02:11):
Remember that U boot I made? I thought you look
great as the Remember he had that I that was
an experiment that work Halloween? Wa wa wait, why are
you better? I thought the boot was great. Well, I'm
bitter about it because I tried to sell it. Nobody
would buy the damn things. But it was a great costume.
(02:33):
Did not look at everyone that used us stink it
was not It was not that. I mean no, it
did not smell like doritos. I tried selling it the
following Halloween. Nobody wanted to buy the damn thing, so
I had to put it out for the trash. It's
like a terrible content. I think tomorrow is the free
boot phone tap giving it away because all know your costumes.
(02:56):
I have no idea what I'm working four. Probably I
haven't had a chance to think about it. I'm probably
not going to dress up to shore. You're busy, what
what having? What? We're having a big Halloween party here
that we do every year. I'm probably just gonna calm
as me. Now come on, I just I don't come.
When is today's date? We have two weeks you have
(03:18):
plenty of time you can come as a New York
Times best selling author. Fear every year is going as
something that people don't get or don't know every year
or something. But like, you know, there's gonna be a
thousand jokers this year. Everyone's going to be the Joker
or penny Wise. So what about you, birthday boy, Garrett,
(03:39):
what are you wearing this year? Family costume? Got a
family costume Toy Story four. But here's the thing, Disney
missed out on an opportunity. So we wanted to address
our dog up and they're slinky dog in Toy Story
for not a single slinky dog costume out there. Disney
missed the boat on this opportunity. We're gonna cut the
dog in half and put a spring in the middle.
(04:00):
Yet somebody somewhere thought it would be great to come
up with like slutty Toy Story costumes. There's a slutty booty,
a slutty buzzle like everything. Yeah, he was still sad.
You can't get slutty anything you want. I'm gonna go
as a slutty slut. I'm gonna go I want people
slut sh slut Frank And speaking of slu my girlfriend,
remember pregnant Nune? What's that scary? Speaking of slutty costumes,
(04:25):
my girlfriend wanted to do the reboot of the j
Low dress, and then they should the updated version recently. Yeah,
they have this costume out there, but it's nothing to it.
And we're gonna go to like some nightclub where we're
going to this party, and I'm like, you don't want
to get dressed in that? Do you want? The hell?
(04:45):
Are you to tell what to do? I just don't want.
I don't know. What happened on the what happened on
the kardash Kanye and Kim had a little argument because
she was getting ready for the met Ball and she
had this outfit that basically he left nothing to the imagination.
And he sat there and he said, you're my wife,
and I don't want you to wear that. And she said, well,
(05:08):
you're the one who made me look like the sexy
person you want, you know, you play me up to
be the sexy person, So what's the difference? And he
was not having and she was she didn't care. He
walked out of the room. They were arguing about it,
and he does not want her to dress sexy like
that anymore. Every aspect of that is crazy. That's like
I remember listening to an interview with him where he said,
if he ever wants to hook up with someone, the
first thing he watches is the Kim Kardashian porn. And
(05:30):
now he's like, don't be sexy. I guess when you
have the porn and you live with it, everybody, it's
not the same. What's up? Scary's girlfriend wants to wear
the j Lo dress, which, if you remember correctly barely
covered her boobs. Right, it was like a V and
it right. He just said, I don't know if you
heard it. He said he doesn't want her to wear
that dress because she has no ass He just said that, Well,
(05:53):
you guys were yelling. He said it underneath. That's awful. No, no, no, no,
my girlfriend does not look Lopez and she doesn't. She
doesn't have to. You're not going to see the boot.
Let him keep on. Let me tell you something. Your
girlfriend is stunningly. My girlfriend is gorgeous. But the thing is,
I don't know if she could pull off this. Who's
(06:17):
not going to pull it off? You the podcast, I
can't believe you're saying this about your girlfriends. Elvis I
got it all right? What's that to make up for
these comments that Scary just said? Scary now has to
wear that same exact dress for Halloween. Yes, you should
wear the you have an ass to think she gets
to wear the j low and she suggested I be
(06:38):
an egg plant emoji. She said, hey, you are you
are a dick, so you should go as an egg
planting although it's you. I'd buy a size small costumes.
She can pad that stuff if she needs to. Great,
you know, here's the thing. She looks beautiful and she
should just do what she wants to do. That's what
Halloween costuming is for. You're not you're you're not supposed
(07:00):
to be out there winning some prices. You know, you
should tell it fun. It's you should tell fun. I'm
not commondeering and telling her what she needs to do.
I've never been that guy. I'm like on the Kardashians.
I'm not trying to say that. I'm just saying, you
don't you want people to know who you are? And
I guess you just want people see that dress, but
not because of the butt. It's because of the cleavand yeah,
(07:22):
it's not the butt part. And she just needs a big,
you know, do her hair the way j Lo did
her hair. She'll be She'll be the girl going as
the girl with that loser in the egg playing costume,
that hot girl. Ask you why, dude, girls have to
dress up sexy because I had a great idea. I
had a great couple's costs. Because it's fun. I know,
(07:43):
here's man's plaining. I think. I think. I think women
like to dress sexy for Halloween because it's fun. Not
a lot of us don't do that normally, right, But no,
I know. I mean, if you're sexy, you can be
sexy any day of the week. You get to be, Okay, well,
then try and make this sexy. So I wanted to
be Grandpa Joe, and I wanted my girlfriend to be
(08:05):
Charlie Bucket from Willy Wanting the Chocolate Factory. There is
nothing sexy, and she's exactly what she was, a phoner
killer Charlie. Because it's not sexy, and like, you could
be a sexy Charlie. No, hell, yes you can. Girlfriend
addresses a sexy little boy for Halloween. When you put
(08:25):
it like that Grandpa Joe where he has soiled night shirt,
imagine that role play when they get back to their
house about Grandpa Joe having sex with Charlie. I get
Uncle Joe, look at my penis. It's a gop stopper.
(08:47):
Forget it. I have no idea what I need help
with my costume, Daniel, What should I wear that Charlie bucket.
I don't want to be your Charlie Bucket. You know.
We went to that fantastic costumes shop here in the city. Yeah,
I may roll over there. They have some great I
spent a lot of money, but I had wings and
stuff that gat That's what I went as Lactadia, queen
(09:10):
of what was it, the Queen of Lactose and Tege.
Did you recycle those wings for something else? Those wings
are not nice. You could be Maleficent, but those are
white wings. You need black and that would be a
popular costume black wings the year before. You know. So
there I have horns you can borrow. Okay. I kind
(09:32):
of want to be Ariana Gandhi again, just because people
got so mad. You're not repeating the why did people
get mad because you were a Gandy? Because I thought
I was being so shameful to my grandfather. How could
you do this? Yeah? I like that. I thought we
would like Ariana Grundy. Hey, have you been in any
great social media fights recently? Because you know Gandhi has
(09:53):
the best fight these hags that bother her. I really
haven't gotten in any good ones lately. But I also
haven't been checking near as much. So I need to
go go see what's going on back in the ring.
I want to see some fights. Put on the gloves,
let's go. I got attacked on social media this weekend again.
What happened because I'm not David Brody from the Christian
News Network and so people again attacked me as big
a terrible Christian, Which is fine, is I'm not a Christian,
(10:15):
but they keep attacking me and saying awful things. I
should die. I'm a horrible human, Like what does this
person do? Well? You know, but people, it don't matter
what they say or what do you agree with or
disagree with. Why do people telling people to die? Plus
I don't know that they're wrong. So I see it
and they're just attacking me. I go, what do I do?
I have to go look and see if they you
know what their affiliations are? Yeah, I got attacked man, Yeah,
(10:37):
I think going do your You're do for a new attack.
I know. Let me say, let me think of things
that I can talk about. Well, you're talking about vaccines
to get attacked over the friends thing that you put up. No,
everybody agreed with me. Actually, okay, I'm gonna life tweet
the debate tonight. Let's see how that goes. Oh yeah,
do it. You've lost me. You've all lost me. Okay, costume,
(11:01):
ta ta, we have lots of stuff to get done.
All right, on board? Okay, are you going to be
the New York Times best selling author? I think that's
an I already am. Just walk out with your book.
That's the cost Are you going to be here this year?
Because last year you weren't even here on Halloween. I
wasn't You were in Santa Fe. I was what a
great idea? And you were a ghost? I got an idea.
(11:22):
What for Elvis? What blow up a picture of your book,
the book cover and put your face behind. I should
go around and then walk around with your hand like
this where your face is on the book. That's going
to be the cutout and you're gonna put You're gonna
a great idea around? You know, that's not a great
idea what's wrong with it? Because it doesn't take any thought.
Self promotion option is nothing for him, Daniel, Wait a minute,
(11:47):
as my as my mother would say, it's better than squat.
Why don't you wear that shirt and jacket and then
hold the book and look like inceptions you in the
book in the book, it's holding me. I need a dummy.
I need a dummy, like like you mean, like someone
who says his girlfriend doesn't have a big enough pull
off the dress. Uncle Johnny would be a great dummy.
(12:09):
Oh he would. Yeah. Uh did everybody send their party
send their costumes? The party said, I gotta do it
doing a google? Does Party City have my book cover
as a costume next year? Some funny inflatable ones though,
(12:33):
but give me the inflatable chicken. I would love to
be an inflatable chicken. They also have Steve Harrington from
Stranger Things three doing the scoops Ahoy ice cream shop costume.
Like that that's a couple's costume. And I wanted my
girlfriend to be Robin because her name is Robbins. So
Stephen Robin, let let her be sexy. She said, she goes.
She said to me, that's boring. Aside from the fact
(12:54):
I have no idea who these people are. Steven Robins
not everyone watches a straight has a dilemma because apparently
his girlfriend wants him to wear something that makes him
look sexy. Yes, to wear something form fitting, she told him,
like his plants every day. I think, you know, we
have to. We're going to this party now that it's
it's some like I don't know, remember that theme that
(13:15):
gods and goddesses when we were in the parade. There's
some party where it's like gods and goddesses and she
wants to be the sexy ice queens. So I have
to be the sexy snow king or something that's cool.
How does a guy be sexy? What do I wear?
Like a ice skating costume? I don't know. Yes, I
want to see I want you to walk around all
night on ice skates. I never do a sexy costume.
(13:37):
I mean neither. I just I don't know. I get embarrassed.
I like to do the stuff that inflates and is
really big, so then I stay warm. I don't have
to worry about what I eat and people have to
stay away. To me, there's a permitter. Well, you know
what I found for trick or treating this year? So
I always wear a onesie trick or treating. I do
it once. Last year I was a unicorn. Uh. The
year before that, I was something else. I am a
(13:58):
pineapple this year. Cool. I've got a pineapple ones thing.
I got a yellow wig to go with it, yellow vans.
I am any different costume changes? Do you have this
this year? I have four? I did one already for
Comic Con, but I have three more. Comments right, that's
so cool, daniel You really do Halloween better than anyone
I've ever met, couldn't? Danielle and Gandhi with the j
Low customers tell us, of course they can, because every
(14:22):
than they want. I don't need me to fill it up.
You absolutely do about you're sitting free. I have the
acid boobs. I could I could fill up the J
Low cost is going to be an egg plane emogen.
I think an egg plant emogen is great? What's wrong
with that? Because it's a big, bulky costume and only
my face is like, I think you want to be sexy.
(14:42):
You want to be a sexy egg plant? Just look
at this? Look at this thing? So cut out a
thing for your h I vote you go as a
sexy egg plant. Fifteen minute morning show
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