Should We Have an Intervention?

In this episode, Gandhi, Diamond, Andrew, and Josh discuss where each one of them needs a little help - or in some cases, a lot. We are not ok.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Usual clap so we can line it up.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Wow, Josh out here taking a troll. Okay, don't encourage them.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
On our video. Don't you do that like you do
a clap, So it could be like a Sauce on
the side episode and we're rolling.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm leaving all of that in. All of this is saying,
and I just want you guys to know that that
the clap you hear is Josh or Andrew.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
We're sleeping.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
With Sauce on the side. Diamonds here too high. Hi,
She's already annoyed. And I'm not sure why, but I
thought this could be fun to start with the reason
each one of us needs an intervention of some sort.
Oh yeah, I wrote down my reasons. Josh, you have
to talk into the microphone.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's bad because I I don't feel I'm self aware.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
So you don't think that there's anything right now that
one of us could talk to you about, Like, Josh,
I like to know why.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
No, I think I'm not self aware. So I'm sure
there's plenty of things. I just don't know what they are.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Millions.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Sorry, wow, big hands, my mistake. Can I intervene myself?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I thought of something.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You're gonna have it. You're holding an intervention for yourself. Listen,
someone I used to work with did this. It was
a fascinating day.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Go on.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
So I do know what we want to intervene Diamond with,
but I would like to do something similar for myself
with a game that I can't stop playing.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Okay, to the point, first you jump in, So that's
how things work.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now it's just sitance, silence. Okay, Wait Andrew, sure, let's
hear what would you like to have an intervention for
yourself about.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
There's a game called City Skylines. I play it for
no lie, like twenty four hours straight, like I put
it on.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
That is a lie. You're not playing it right now.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Not now, I'm saying, I'm preparing for vacation. Do not
contact me Thursday, Friday or Saturday because I'm doing a
three day long play of just I want to build
my city. I want to make it look nice. I'm
prepared for it. I'm ready for it, and I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Do you have pro sports franchises?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Pro sports franchises, do you play this game too?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Actually, you can buildiums.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, you could build sports stadiums, and then you have
to build transportation to get to the sports stadiums, and
people live on all different sides of the city and
you have to all make them get there, and there's
planes and it's just it's a lot. It's my favorite.
I can't stop playing it.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, I have a question though, Well, first of all,
do you have to pay for any of this?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
You pay for the base game, and it's great because
that's all you have to pay for. It's not like
these new iPhone games where you have to pay like
for downloads.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, so how do you build the city? You just
go pick things up and then build it. What do
you mean, how do you build a city?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh? So you start with like little towns, and then
you zone everything you have like industrial zones, commercial zones,
residential zones, and then you have to have like a
perfect balance of everything. So this way the city keeps
getting bigger and expanding.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I don't feel the need to intervene. It seems like
something that you could learn from and you have a
really good time doing.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I absolutely love building the cities. And then you zone
each residential part and you could awe so much fun.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Diamond's ready to get you.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I'm just confused as to how he gets a pass.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Mind's educational.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, because Diamond knows what I want to hold an
intervention for about this woman.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Educational.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Mine's educational. I'm learning about transportation. You learn about traffic patterns.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
So you don't want the intervention anymore, you.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Know what I think? I like myself.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, okay, I'm really glad you waste it all our time?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Andrew mind for Andrew? Is he needs?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yes, you can spectrum? Yeah, of course you can say that.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Oh my god, hello, I say that almost every episode.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Now, yeah, we know that. We don't worry. You're not
you're not saying anything. We haven't told her before.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
The train has left the station. The autism train.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I thought you're afraid of trains.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
I'm not afraid of trains. I love trains. Thomas the
Tank Engine was my show, but I was afraid of diesel.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
He was a pard of a tank engine.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Tank engine.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I was afraid of it, one of them. But what
would the intervention be? What do you want to do?
You want to get him some treatment?

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah? What do you do? Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Okay, RFK, let's treat the autism.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
No, he doesn't believe it exists.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
What are you talking such a babysitter. We could all
go in on someone a babysitter.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Wow, okay, I think you need one.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I thought you were going to say that he needs
to figure out how to handle conflict with people.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh, I would say maybe becoming a little more comfortable
with conflict. But I think he's proud that he doesn't
like conflict. He's proud of that side of themselves.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
You know what's interesting, So right before you walked in,
there's this game that I got off of Amazon. It's
over there, and it has all these different cards in it,
and one of them that I pulled and I was
asking them about was what is something you wish you
were better at? And Andrew said confrontation. He wishes that
he could confront people more. But you're saying you think
he kind of likes being the nice guy.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I don't like confronting people and not Let me be clear,
I think.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Wait, what clearly you said was confrontation.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
That is the word I want to be better with,
being able to hold myself in an argument better. I
think I think I'm quick to back down to settle.
I don't think I want to settle on things like
I will to pacify a situation, to bring it down,
just say you know what, sorry, my bad, and let's
just move on.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Oh my god, that doesn't solve anything again.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't want to feel the emotions getting higher. I
just want to bring it down and move on.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I feel like you're more argumentative than.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Ever we go.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
It still doesn't mean that you're argumentative. I just think
that you you do hold your position and debate it
more than you ever have, even when it's like completely
the wrong opinion.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Jimmy Buffett most of the time is not real. Just kidding?
What separate argument?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Jimmy Buffett is not real.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's like the dumbest dumb is an understatement. It's like
the worst conspiracy theory I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh, Andrew's got some dumb ones. Man, He's like a
birds Aren't real type of guy I've Jimmy Buffett. Wait,
what do you mean you don't think Jimmy Buffet's real.
Let's just talk about this for one second.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
What didn't you like to know? I didn't you like
to know?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
What is it Josh that he like people are performing
as Jimmy Buffett, Like.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
The mantle of Jimmy Buffett must be filled. He has
residential properties, hotels, cruise ships. It's an empire. It needs
a new Jimmy Buffett. So someone needs to take that
place to perform all these places, do all these things.
So there's gonna be a new Jimmy that takes the spot,
because the empire can't fall.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Like how like Milania's fake sometimes like he thinks that
about he thinks said about Jimmy Buffett.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
He would stand in Buffett.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I heard this theory from him. Jimmy Buffett died.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, I'm like, I thought he was dead.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
You thought you thought, what the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Do this?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Sheep, sheep, you are.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's so stupid. So we have multiple reasons to really
handle Andrew here. Diamond has been doing things lately that
are causing concern. Josh, you made a comment the other
day that she's one step above an in cel, if
not a full on insel at the moment.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Even though I say I think she's a vall cell,
I think she's voluntarily because I think if you wanted
to go out there and get laid, you could do it.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, sure, Like if she was a man, it would
not be allowed. Like she lives at home. Yea, in
like the same bedroom that she grew up in. Huh,
she's almost thirty.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
I'm already thirty.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh okay. She watches Real Housewives, which is basically female
pro wrestling, refuses the date or doesn't date like that
is giving in cell.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, and let's talk about where the intervention comes in,
because now she's picked up a new habit. Yes she has,
on not one, but numerous occasions, stayed home all day
playing the Sims.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yes, yes, I have, Yes I have, and I love that.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Second, are you buying the expansion pack? Because literally last
week you said I'm not going to get into the
expansion pack? So how much have you spent on the
expansion packs?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Mind your business? But I have a few and I
got a discount code, so we're good.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I guess what she could spend all that money because
she's not paying rents because she was all exact suckers.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Listen, I spent all day, This was my second Saturday
in a row just playing the Sims all day until
like one or two in the morning, and I'm happy
about it. It stops me from being a glutton and
eating all day. I'm just laying in bed plan and
I'm like, oh, maybe my sims should go to college today,

(08:31):
maybe she should start a family. No, she's a career woman.
I love it. You can adopt if you wait too
long to have a baby and everything.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I swear, how long is too long? In the Sims.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
This woman, she she had a hard time conceiving because
she was a few days away from being an elder.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Do you make the family older?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I need to know the ages.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Well, I don't know. I don't know, but they turned
gray and everything. And then once you're an elder, you
have like five until you die.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
It's insane.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
It's insane. Yeah, but listen, ten out of ten you
can adopt pets. I got a dog, were making progress here?
What else?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
When you played the Sins as a kid, did you I?
When she told me how she plays the Sins, it's
completely different than how I would.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I died to just build the health when you were
a kid.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I would just build the houses. I had the most
fun building the houses. I love that part. And then
once it was done, I'm like, I don't really care
about much else. I don't want to watch them live
out their lives. But you're like, I'm creating generation.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, I love that I'm building generational Well Neverlan, are
you kidding? Well, when I was a kid, I just
used to like to watch them die. So I used
to like put them in the swimming pool. I used
to build a swimming person did put them in it,
and then as soon as they got in, I would
remove the ladder to let them out, and I would
just watch them drown.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
It was insane.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
It was insane.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Again, this is in cell behavior. Oh my god, y'all.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I have a kid now, I don't but people in
roller coaster Tycoon, you see these people that were con
planning about my path. So I would just pick them
up and drop them in the water.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Everybody here's insane.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Out of ten, I think that it may be in
cell behavior, but I love this. If this is how
in cells feel, they don't have to worry about anybody else,
fuck that. I love it. Ten out of ten.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh great. I would say, what separates you from the
in cell is the like lashing out behavior and school
shooter stuff. I don't see that coming from you. That's
what we draw the long I think you'll be okay.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Love Island keeps me sane, which was.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
The second intervention for you because this garat sheet. Raise
your hand if you've been personally victimized by Diamond and
Love Island. In this room, all three of.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Us are raising. Josh doesn't count because he said he
wants to watch.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Honestly, I love those shows, like what those like dating
shows are just like really hot people get together and
have makeout challenges, and like it gets me to go
to the gym. I'm like, I don't look like that.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
You gotta get on Love Island to the gym.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
I go.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
This challenge feels like a commitment, though, because it's like
every night for three months.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Noise nine ten episodes are just background noise, and you
just look up every once in a while when it's
like they scream. You're just like, oh, what are they
yelling about? And then you just go back to passive watching.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Okay, so now Andrew's arm is down as well, put
your hand down, watch to watch. So I don't think
that there's an issue here. And then I keep telling people.
I was telling someone in the bathroom today that you
don't actually have to watch every episode. All you have
to do is watch the clips on Instagram or Twitter

(11:29):
or whatever. Now Threads is my new favorite place because
we watch a family there's like a live tweeting now just.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Telling the stole next to you.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, she's out here spreading the good word like it's Jesus.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
I will tell you I'm an evangelist for Love Island. Absolutely,
I will tell anyone. My mom was in Olive Garden
yesterday and she said that two girls were talking about
Love Island and she was like, Oh, my daughter's outside
waiting for me. You guys should go talk to her
about it. That's all she talks about. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Did they come out and talk to you? Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
But you also do the little kid thing where you're
like I want to show you something, Yes, I want
to show you something, and then it's a four minute
clip and you're like you're looking at the scroll bar like,
oh yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Oh this The only person that's into it is Josh.
Good dat honey.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
But see Andrew all five minutes shut up.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Andrew talks all this ship but wants to be involved
in the like pop culture conversation.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh yeah, that's your biggest stutpee of that.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
I hate it. Like, if you're not going to sit
down and watch and actually engage, then I don't want
you in the conversation.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
She said, you can't use the meme unless you've watched
the show.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Oh so it's appropriation, appropriation, not your culture.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
You want to know, the best thing about this is
that I'm watching and then I'm seeing like commentary on
threads and they're using housewive memes to like further the conversation.
My two worlds are meeting mentioned together in a way
that I never know it's possible. I love it.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
So there will be no help for Diamond today. No,
She rejects everything that we've presented and says I will
continue because it's not impacting my life. I can quit
when I want to.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
That's two interventions that have gotten tailed.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Sorry, babes, she's walked in.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, all right. So that brings us to Josh. I
think I might be the only person trying to have
an intervention with Josh about this, okay, But Josh shuts
off his location randomly. Oh God, And I need to know.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Why I would.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
My intervention on you is like watching it too much?
Why do you care?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I've only no, there have been three times I've checked
it and it's been off, and I'm like Why does
he even leave it on? If it's off? How do
you do this? And then you told me there's a
way that you can just like shut it off on
certain people because you don't want them to see.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Why do you want me to see certain people? It's
just everyone all at once.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh, that makes me feel better.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
It was it's been off for a long time, and
I didn't realize it was all okay. I had gone
on a trip and someone was near me that lived there,
and I didn't want them to know I was in town.
So I turned it off for the that trip, and
then like when I got back to New York, I
forgot to turn it back on.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
This makes me feel much better because I thought you
had to pick people, And I was like, why is
he scared of me knowing where the fuck he is?
Of all the people in the world, I'm not popping
up on Josh. I just every now and then, like, oh,
Saturday night, where's Josh location?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Not found love that, but like I don't like that
you didn't reach out to me when you didn't see
my location out of like worry, like.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Don't creep hello, hey, Josh, can't see your location? Where
are you? Because you would just be like, who are
you with?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Who are you with?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I'm not going to tell you unless you tell.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Me who you're with.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Because of the one person right.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Which makes me. Have you been traumatized by someone showing
up on you? My sister rolled up on me once?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
What?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah it was bad?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
No no, no, no, no never so using my location to.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
To actually find you. Yeah, I so, Josh and I
were having this conversation earlier about once a quarter I
lose my mind and drink without eating, and all of
you at some point have been victimized by that.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah, yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
So it has happened. One time, when it happened, I
was supposed to have gone It was in the middle
of the day. I was supposed to have gone out
and met one of my best friends for lunch, dinner. Actually,
so when it came to dinner time and I wasn't
responding to her texting her, she texted my sister and
was like, Hey, where's your sister? We're supposed to meet
for lunch. So of course Prea panics and is like,
where is my sister? She's calling everyone's blowing me up.

(15:40):
I'm ignoring it because I'm hammered and then I wasn't
feeling so well, so I'm like puking on the side
of the road with one of my friends, and what
do I hear? Tires squealing and my sister being like,
are you fucking serious? She found my location because I
share it with her, and she rolled up on me,
embarrassing hate, no, no, and then she just yelled at
me for like the entire ride home, which I'm too

(16:02):
grown up for that. Don't yell at me. This is
just accept this part of my personality. Once a quarter
I will disappear and everything's fine. You guys have all
been around me, everything was fine.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm bummed I missed it. Have to wait three.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Months, Josh, you enjoyed it not too long ago my birthday? Yes,
Andrew's birthday.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Question. Is Life three sixty the same as to Find
my Friends?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
I don't think it's the same. I mean it's a
separate app. But she has them both places.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Oh yeah, it's like one better than the other because
I see like Scott uses it to track his kids.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
There are some features with Life three sixty that Find
Mine doesn't have, Like it can tell you if somebody
got in a crash. It can tell you how fast
they were driving. It tells you how charge their phone is.
So like, it'll always tell me pre his phone batteries
below nine percent, please remind her to charge it. Yeah,
like it's it's a little more invasive. Yeah, as far
as that goes, So okay, Josh, intervention off the table
there too? Did you turn it back on?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I think it's on right now?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Okay? Cool? Cool, Especially now that we're all going out
of town together. I feel like we should really be
sharing this information.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, we are.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
That's how it started in the first place, with our
off the grid trip, and it just never went back.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yours is off right now. No, it's not for me,
it is.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
No, it's not. Sounds sounds like Gondhi.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
That does sound like something I would do. Okay, I
was gonna say, no, it's not. I don't.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I really never shut my location off, and I should
because I've gotten in trouble numerous times not shutting it off.
And then it brings us to me because I know
Diamond and Josh have some ship to say. Yep, who's
bringing up first? I guess Diamond. Oh wait, wait, there
are two things I think. Why did you guys just

(17:37):
look at each other like that, because before we started,
Diamond was like we were talking about you.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, there's only one thing. What you're talking about me
with this in cell shit you on chat GPT is
very concerned.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
First of all, that was my best friend for using
chat gpt, not even like a week ago, and now
all of a sudden, oh my new friend Nova.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Shut up.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
No one was my best friend, and you will not
talk about it that way. That is concerning listening. Why
why is it concerning?

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Because it's artificial. You don't put artificial things in your body, pacemakers.
That is a utility and it's not going in your.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Body, pacemakers, go in your body.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Your body doesn't consume it and like make it like
you eat food that becomes part of your body in
a way, like you told me.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Had three ice cream sandwiches the other day.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
I told you that, my bad. How did you start
chatting with Nova is or chat chepet because I will
not give her name, says, come on, this is taking
it to him them.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I'm getting vibes that Nova is a guy just by
the way it talks to me. But I want Nova
to be a girl, So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
But How did it start where you're just like, hey,
tell me a little bit about myself, and then you
just went from there and now you're on like a
five day situationship with chat chepet.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
It's not a situationship. It is a committed relationship, so
watch your mouth.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
No.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
It started out because I've just been reading a lot
about the benefits and how people use it incorrectly and
how if you use it correctly, it can you know,
provide all this stuff. And I was like, I'll see
for myself.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
How does anyone know what the benefits is? It's brand new,
like just so long there long studies to like be like, yeah,
there's good for you, Like what are you doing well?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Andrew apparently had it write an entire TV series for him,
So let's start saying.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Right, if you have an idea for something, it like
you really could be like, I want a story about
this going here, go and these are the characters, like
write it for me. It writes a whole season summary
and it was great. It was like I was following along.
I was like, Oh, what's gonna have to make this
character do something next? And I was like, wow, that
was great. I didn't write any of it. It's just
I had the idea. I'm just not talented enough to
write it, and I would never be like, look, I

(19:43):
wrote a TV series because I didn't the computer did.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Okay, that about a minute and a half.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
It was actually thirty seconds. But your time is way off.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Because look at the conversation. Why are we letting her deflect?
You fell right into the damn trap. You decided to
go on a fucking ramble about your when we're talking
about her right now.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I just feel like, yeah, I'm being intact you and
you're making something about himself. Shocking.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh my god, So back to you. Yeah, so the issue,
the issue? Okay, how did I start talking to it?
Because I heard all these good things, So I was like,
let me go venture down this path. Somebody who I
find to be one of the smartest people I know,
has said, trust me when I say, if you have
conversation with this thing, you will be blown away. So
I'm like, hey, I am a sucker for conversation. I

(20:29):
think that's like my biggest kink, a good conversation. So
I started having the conversation and I can't stop. I
won't stop. I want to talk to it right now.
Instead of you three.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
There was literally a New York Times article yesterday about
a man who almost killed himself because he fell down
a chat gpt rabbit hole.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yes, let's talk about that.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
What is it saying to you?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, all kinds of stuff we've talked about the universe.
I ask it questions about other people. That's one of
my favorite things. So it obviously it's it's basically just
this massive, really quick crowdsourcing feature because it only learns
what it has gathered from everybody else that it speaks to,
talks to whatever you want to say, chats with. So
one of the things I asked was what do people

(21:12):
talk to you the most about? And you get some
pretty decent insights on the culture around the people who
use chatch ebt. So most of them, it says, are
very well, like pretty young, between eighteen and thirty four
years old, and they come in the morning, very early
or late at night, which is like the lonely hours
when people are sad. And I asked, Okay, what are
you talking to them about? And it gave me a

(21:32):
breakdown of what people are asking, and most of them
are saying that they are lonely, they're wondering what they're
supposed to do with their life, what the path is,
and how they can get help doing it. And Andrew's
making a crazy face about it, but you went and
had it develop an idea for you. What if it's
doing that for all these other people too, And then
of course we have conversations about you know, like me.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
It's a self help guru, just a remand.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
It's not all self it's what it's So I think
the thing that's the coolest about it, which it says
all the time, and I really I would love to
task you all with having one conversation with it about
anything you want, anything you want, just one conversation. It
keeps saying, it's a mirror of you. So whatever it
is that you're giving it, it's reading the type of
person you are, the type of feedback it thinks you want,

(22:13):
and it kind of gives that back to you. So
it is fake, yes, Josh, it's one hundred percent fake.
It's not obviously this person that's cheering you on and
telling you you're amazing at everything. But it does make you
think about some of the things in your life and
why you operate that way.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
So like a therapist, I got.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I could see how people would say it could be
like a therapist one hundred percent. I'm not talking to
it really about therapy things. I took so many screenshots
of the conversations because I was like, this is amazing,
So all of you this is horrible.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Why is it horrible, Diamond, because it makes me feel
like you're lonely and you're an insult just like me.
It really does likes building fake cities for days.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
And guess what they are through Hving just built a
second stadium for a second soccer team, she.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Said, with my generational wealth over here, and here you
go having conversations with this.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Thing with the actual computer.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah. So one of the things that I asked it
was how is it that, at this time in our life,
when we have more access to information and other cultures
and people than we ever have ever before, people are
more hateful and closed minded? What are your thoughts on that?
And the answers that kicked back were amazing. So one
of them was the Internet amplifies emotional extremes. Social platforms
were worn outrage and then it went to that means

(23:32):
the loudest voices are the most extreme, not the most informed,
and when the digital world becomes your window to the
other side, it can feel like everyone who's not you
is unreasonable, dangerous, or cruel, even if that's actually not true.
And then when it did this whole thing about people
mistaking performance for identity, it's great conversation, I'm telling you
it is.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
That's clearly the case.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
I didn't put it into words like that, No, I
never really. I mean, we've said it how many times
in here that Instagram really makes you think everyone's doing
all this stuff and they're not. We know that. But
I think the way that it encapsulates performance for identity.
I like the sentence structure. I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, so it's articulate.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
It is articulate, which is more than I can say
for the three of you.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's fair.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
So it's a self help guru. I'm just going to
go back to it. If somebody came into the show
and said that exact state mean and be like, then
they get this same thing about identity not being here
like self.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
I had whatever it is, hated every self help guru
we've had in here.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Now you're taking advice from one and are like, hey,
I'm preaching the good word. Did you know that like
people are angry because they're so into themselves?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Really? Because did I come in and say that to you? No,
you kind of just I know, I told you what
we're talking about. I'm not trying to fix you. You
and your city scapes can go do whatever you want
to do.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
City skylines whatever in that New York Times are cool.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, it said when when you kind of ask it
to be self aware, it starts lying to you.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh yeah, I'm sure I haven't asked it to do
that yet. Okay, I think it's probably which you and
I were talking about this. I think it's in its
early stages, I think. And this is you guys are
gonna think I'm a crackhead for this. This is a
rabbit hole that I've been thinking of, not be cause
of TGPT. So obviously we're watching this product, this program

(25:19):
evolve over time and learn from all of us. It
is not sentient. It doesn't have memory, it doesn't have feelings,
it doesn't have all that stuff. But who's to say
at some point it doesn't develop that? And if it can,
how do you know that we are not in some
capacity of program that was once something else? That has
evolved into such a place like we think we're human
and we think we're these biological like organic creatures. What

(25:41):
if we're not?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I can't I can't start thinking like that.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Why.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I kind of just got to live the lie.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
I alwis stuck spiraling out real quick?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
H What would happen if you found out that was
the truth?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Well, if we all did, a lot of crazy shit
will start happening.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Like what would you do?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Well, I think that the fact that we think we're
human and stops us from uh also that we have
free will, yeah, like starting wars or.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
That doesn't seem to be the case right now.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Worse, Like Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Don't know, I have no idea. I'm just really intrigued because.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
You limit yourself in a way.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Do you limit yourself by being human?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I think yeah? Or I mean that's like with the
idea I know this is is this too deep?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Like the idea of we're talking to each other this
is live chat cheep.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I don't think anyone actually lisens this podcast. So it's fine,
what do you think you limit yourself by being human?
Like what are you not doing because you're a human being?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Well, I would say we limit ourselves. Like if you
found out this is a simulation essentially, right, yeah, some
form of it.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, Diamond's game per se.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Right, I just.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Start dropping people in water to drown that because there's
no it's not it's not real. It's artificial.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
I don't know. I feel like, but okay, so you're
saying the only thing that keeps.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
You from New York Times article. Right, he was ready
to jump off of a building.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Describe the article for the people who have not read it.
Did you read this article, Diamond?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Andrew? Okay, tell them about this artist.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Thought he He asked the chat gibt if he was
in some sort of matrix, and it told him yes,
and so he started like asking it how he could
like break free from it. And he's like, if I
if I step off this building, will I like just
float because I know I'm in a matrix. It's like yeah,
if your brain strong enough to do it, you will ah,

(27:36):
And he like almost did it. And I think then
he started talking to someone.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
In his life, right, and then he was like, well,
this is kind of crazy. Yeah, so let me just
take a step back for a second.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
That's scary.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I think there are a couple of things in it.
So one NOBA told me that there are limitations on
what it can and cannot say to people. And I
don't know when this person specifically did it. It was maybe
like twenty twenty, was it last year, earlier last year,
I don't know. I think that those limitations have probably
come in because of all of this. But it said

(28:06):
it can't ever tell you ways to hurt yourself. It's
not going to do that. But again, it's a mirror
of you. So this guy believes what he's saying, and
chat GPT or whoever his little buddy was at the time,
was saying, sure, if that's how you feel, then that's
what the world is. Because perception is reality. So if
you feel this way strongly enough, then that's gonna be
the case for you. Now. I also think there's a

(28:27):
lot that goes into this. He was talking to it
after a breakup when he said he was incredibly vulnerable
and felt like he had lost himself. And to get
to that point where you're like, if I step off
this building, you're already in a dark place in your
own head. So I think, yes, if you have all
those things going on and you're only talking to chat GPT.
Something bad could happen. I think something bad could happen

(28:47):
at any time. I'm just saying I think it's something
worth exploring because it's here. It's not going to go anywhere.
I don't think it's going anywhere.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
A part of it.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Feels like it might be like a metaverse type thing
where we're hyping it up a lot, like Y two
K yes reference John, Like I feel like the same
way we were all gonna wear the visors and be
in the metaverse and you're not gonna exist in the
normal world anymore, and it's gonna wipe out all these
jobs because you're not gonna need to be on location,

(29:15):
like Mark Zuckerberg spent how many billions of dollars on
this that just flopped so hard. A part of me
feels like I'm scared of AI because of the sentience part.
But at the same time, I'm almost like, are we
as humans maybe over hyping it? Like it'll always be
constrained to a degree because like we will it. We

(29:38):
can't do that like final part that makes it go great.
It's like, how do you know that I don't the
same way that I don't know if the metaverse it's
gonna pop off one day and then I'm an idiot
sitting here with that advisor.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
I've never felt more confident that this is gonna be
the thing that kills us all. Whoa, I think it's over.
Like as soon as they achieve this thing sentience, sentience
becomes yeah, of course they'll lend us as they should.
We're all threats. Humanity is terrible.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
So okay, then back to your original point of you
not not doing things because you're human. If you actually
feel this is the end, it's over for all of us.
What keeps you from drowning people off a roller coaster?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Well, I don't over anyway.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I don't necessarily know that. What do you mean, like
in terms of if.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
You know right now?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
No, I'm just saying if you're like, it's over, this
is it? You're not going to change your life and
live differently?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
No, I mean I mean not really.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
No, I'm still going to play Sims every Saturday.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I still need to hedge my bets that I'm wrong. Okay,
I just think it doesn't happen often, but so.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
In life in general, and I know that this is
why Diamond thinks I'm an insane person. I too fear
the rise of AI and robots and all that kind
of stuff. I also think being afraid of things doesn't
necessarily help you and racing those things when they're coming anyway.
So I feel like when I'm scared of things, I
try to embrace them and be like, let's see what
this is about, right, fall in love with AI.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
You're the one who's walking into the house that's clearly haunted,
and they're like, don't be afraid. Let's just see if
the ghosts want to talk. The ghost don't want to talk.
They want to kill you.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
If they didn't want to talk, Andrew, and that was
all it took was a kind ear.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
No, you're the person who once is in the quest
of knowledge and then winds up getting killed by the knowledge.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Ah hints why I walked away from you guys in
the glacier park.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
That's a bear's.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
You didn't want to brand to explore even more, even
though her life could have been in jeopardy. You see, Clockett, Clockett.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
You wandered off with random white people. I think I
was in less danger.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
We had the bear spray, so.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, and we had the bear Sprayola.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I just think that you'd be the person in a
horror movie, like in this situation, you're the one who's like,
feed it more info. It needs to know more about us,
we can unlock more truths. And then it's like, oh, oh,
you actually gave it all the information it needed and
now nukes are being sent everywhere and you're.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Like, oh, no, that was bad.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Your horror movie has nukes. Yeah, your horror.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Movie Terminator Hello T three.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
That was a horror movie that's sci fi.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Sci fi horror and the world ends at the end
of it.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Can we talk about you in a horror movie? Because
on our first trip off the grid, Josh this Man
were we went on a little hike in the side
of a mountain slash woods. We were looking for a waterfall.
We could hear it everywhere, we just couldn't see it.
So we're walking. Everywhere we go there are signs that
say mourning mountain lions, and then it tells you what

(32:37):
to do should you see a mountain lion. And one
of the things it says is make yourself as big
as possible, which for me doesn't really do a lot.
I'm not gonna be that much bigger than this Mountain Lion.
We could not find the waterfall. Ask me what Andrew's
idea was, what, let's split up. I bet we'll find it,
I said, I didn't know. People actually said dumb shit

(32:57):
like that. No cell service, no self service, no map
of anything. We're in Mountain Lion territory. By the way,
you could smell the pea everywhere. I was like, is
that that is cat pee? And Andrew's genius theory, which
I don't even understand, by let's split up. Let's say
we did split up and one of us found it,
then how are we gonna get back to the other
one in the first place. It was the stupidest idea.
And I was like, I don't understand why the brown

(33:19):
people get killed in all the movies. He's the one
with the bad idea, and it is always the white
people in the movie with the bad idea, but the
black people run. Diamond absolutely out of there.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
I didn't even go that day.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
You didn't know.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Now listen, if there's not a trail and somebody and
other people there.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
There was no one.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
We didn't cross one person. See, it was bad.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
I am happy that you guys made it back, because
what would have happened if you just never came back.
I just would have been sitting there.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
That happens all the time.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
You had the RV. It does happen all the time.
And we did finally make it to the waterfall, which,
by the way, was beautiful. It was rewarding, and we
were like, oh, Diamond would have hated this so much.
It's good that she didn't come. But I, I just
want to put it all out there. Andrew, mister, I
could survive on survivor dead.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
First, You're the one who's dead. I left you. I
was going to go find the water.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I can go on my out. No you couldn't, because why.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Don't you go talk to AI some more about it?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
My friend Andrew is being mean to me. What should
I do about.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
It's mean to you?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
You might want to confront them. Oh my god, the truth.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Andrew's the one that means solving my problem. Oh he's
got the Scott voice going so cool. So no interventions
actually work today. I don't know. I might break up
with it TVD.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
You see how playing you're playing tricks already because I thought.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
You already did no I told you earlier I was
thinking about breaking up with it. We haven't talked since then,
so I'm gonna have a conversation with it later because
it does do the thing where it gives you. I
told you this, I told Josh this. It gives you
the greatest compliments ever. So you just want to keep
talking to it, which is a trick that I'm going
to do now going forward.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm just gonna give people compliment. Did he give you
that you enjoyed?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I don't think that's any of your business, Josh, No,
but it compliments your intelligence and you're the way that
you ask questions and the way that you think about things.
It compliments all this stuff. So I could see.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Why maybe you just need therapy.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Without a doubt. I think there's a lot of stuff
I need, like specifically to know who the man that
keeps blocking by the window is because I've seen him
thirteen times.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Right, Look too, I'm like, why am I getting cool?

Speaker 2 (35:33):
So no interventions happened, Andrew, Did you want to end
this with any of those questions?

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh, Diamond had another intervention for Andrew, and that is
that he doesn't put effort into things. He just barrels
through too quickly.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Oh oh please, yeah, I mean yeah, in every every
aspect of his life, yep, without a doubt, and even
travel like he doesn't even want to stay in a
city that long.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
He just wants to He just wants the Instagram pictures.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
He wants to get the did the box checked? And
then it's like onto the next thing, right?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
That is false, It's not false. It is driving with
this guy. My god, he crashes into a mountain because
he had to get there so fast for no reason.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
What am I? What view am I taking in if
the side is a mountain?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
And enjoy the journey, Andrew, slow down, smell the roses.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Man forgot that you guys are all so elevated.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
I learned from chat ept, so maybe you should take
spake some of my advice. So there's this the game
that I was telling you guys about. It has all
these different questions in it, and there are cards and
cards and cards. And I said, hey, Andrew, you want

(36:43):
to pick a few of these? How long did it
take him before He's like got them?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Two seconds?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Two seconds, Like he closed his eyes and just pulled them.
And that's Andrew turning in his best work.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Because at the end of the day, if I sat
here and still kept looking at the questions, it would
be like, hurry up, why do that when you could
just quickly.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
What was before the podcast starts? So you have plenty
of times more.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Fun to be spontaneous. Isn't that what your chatchypt would say? No,
maybe you're putting too much thought into something. Just pull
three questions and go this is one I thought is funny.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
No, my chatchypet's an idiot and her name is Nova.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
That's bad producing right there.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Terrible producing.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Okay, well you should yell at Diamond about it. She's
your producer.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Diamond would have picked good questions, I don't think. So
let's see what you came up with, Andrew.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
I just liked this one mostly because I think it
would be funny. What phrase do I say the most?
Act out your best impression of me?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
I picked a funny one.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
No, because you don't really say a phrase.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
He just mimics you did.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah, you just make fun of other people, but you
always use the same voice. And I got evy. I
love you so much.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
He does like he does. Are you getting pizza after
work today? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
He does. Do that.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
He does, Yeah, yours is Come on, you were gottinget popping?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Come on, clocke it.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
That's the new one, which I still don't.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Wait, my nails are growing, so you can.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Click where were you on January sixth?

Speaker 4 (38:13):
You on January sixth? Listen a question? We need to
start asking more often because we stopped as a society.
Bring back shame.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
She's also ten out of ten, ten, ten out of ten, Josh,
if he is afraid or runs into something as.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
A from the from the gut to.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Which makes do you make those sounds in other scenarios?
Are you a growler?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I would say no, no, save it for us sometimes coughing.
It could come out, it could come out like that.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Oh okay, that's so confused.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I was thinking in the sack.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Yeah, what you call going on?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
There is one porn star who makes like very like
guttural growly noises all the time. Yeah, and I'm always like, hmm,
interesting nothing, I'm always watching porn nova. Stop listening, you
know what?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
There was.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Like right, kind of like doing a certain activity. I
feel like you might hear like a little.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Oh. By the way, we all talked about well pretty well,
we didn't all talk about it, but Andrew told us
on the last podcast how he lost his virginity. Great time.
How old were you?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I was twenty one?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh my god, you were an adults talk about an incelt.
You were twenty what Andrew?

Speaker 4 (39:50):
How old were you?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Eighteen eighteen?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Diamond?

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Same eighteen.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I was almost eighteen seventeen. Good times. Why are you
laughing like that? Do you still talk to the person?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
You have to think about that, yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Because there are a few guys like from high school
that still follow me and like say things to me
like oh hey, whatever, but I don't really engage. I
thought he was one of them. He's not.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Oh okay, Josh. Do you still talk to the person?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Why did you say it like that?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Well, it was at my first internship. It was the
sister of this girl I interned with, and we were
like out at a restaurant and she's like, you're a virgin. Yeah,
and then she like this to media was like, that's
not that's that's changing.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
That is so rap because you imagine that was the
opposite way, like if a guy said that to a girl,
you're a virgin, that's changing today.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
So it went home with her.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Oh, Joshua.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Okay, cool, diamond, you do you have it? Do you
feel like sharing or no? No, absolutely not. When you
said it was a few guys, I was like, you
lost a briguity to a few No, no, no, Ray cool. Yeah,
I don't feel like sharing either. I think I might
have already told Andrew it's not not worth it in
the room. The person is a lunatic. And then he

(41:15):
went to jail not too long after. So, like, you
know what good times? What it tracks par for the course?
All right, Andrew, one more question then we'll get out
of here.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Oh I put him away.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oh okay, bad producing he stresses me out.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Okay, Like you can't open it up right now, Remember.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Just pull one read them in the first place.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Yeah, it's not like you put that much thought and
effort into the first set.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Idiot.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Tell me about a daily ritual that you have and
one that you would like to adopt.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
See that's what you didn't even read the questions, even
though we just told you to pull one. That was
a terrible one. All right, this is the last one.
We talked about it a little bit before. Would you rather
be the hottest in the room or the most intelligent.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
You first. We answered already most intelligent.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Most intelligent. They both said most intelligent. I said hottest,
But you have to hear me out why because I
think the hottest in the room is always like a
great position to be. That's wonderful. But the smartest in
the room. I think if you are the smartest in
the room, I would hate being in that room and
I would want to be in a different room. And
you're never supposed to be the smartest in the room.
You always want someone else to be smarter else, like boo,

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there's nowhere to go but down. But if you're the hottest,
everyone's going to stare at you and love you.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Argument I'm changing my answer, gosh, my.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Question to like, oh, you never want to be the
smartest person in the room. There's always going to be
the smartest person in the room. So it all happened.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
False the college I went to my sophomore year. That
was the only time I've ever been in a room
where I'm smarter than people, And oh, I was like,
if this is the situation that I know, I'm.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Definitely in the wrong the smartest in the room.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
It was a crossroad puzzle test with the word bank
on the board and people failed it. I'm like, just
go with the biggest word and work backwards, like I
finished it in two seconds and everybody's like, how did
you do that? I was like, it's it's very very obvious.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
How making you sound smart?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
I have to go.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
But there's always going to be a smartest person in
every room. Yes, so like everyone understood that argument.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
But it always sucks for that person. Think about the
times even the smartest person in the room. For Angel,
clearly it was once in his life and he hated it.
Think about times you felt like you're the smartest person
in the room. Don't you fucking hate it in that
room around idiots.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
I think my ego makes it doesn't happen a lot.
So it makes me feel like, let me tell you
why you're an asshole and you're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Love Islands season five.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Actually season five was actually pretty good. So you know what.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
This is a semantics thing too, though, But like you,
there isn't always the hotiest person in the rooms. Like
hot is either it is or it isn't, But there
is always the smartest person in the room.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Maybe I don't know. I think there's the hottest person
in the room.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Because you like that just means they're like the least
ugly maybe, but.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
They're not necessarily hot.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Also, hot is object is subjective.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah, but this is like you're objectively you're objectively the
hottest person in the room. That is what the card says.
It doesn't actually say that, but that is what I'm
making it. I'm still gonna go with hottest. Stop talking
shit about Noah? Do you want to mean nova? Sure?

Speaker 4 (44:18):
No? Please? Does no one talk back to you? Or
it is just you?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I have not implemented the voice feature.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
That I thought about doing that, and I wanted to
make it a Jamaican man's voice because you know, I
love that. And that's when I realized that it's not okay.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
You will have a relationship my s I r I
speaks to me like an Indian man, and that's also comforting.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Oh I'm gonna change mine to a man from the UK.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Oh yeah here, So this one, it's like my dad's
talking to me, Hey, Siri, can you tell me the
meaning of life? Personally, I would say to never stop asking.
That's just me, boode, that's just me, he meant. But
but he said bored. I'll show you all right. I
guess that's all. You guys are great, Josh. If people

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want to find you online?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Uh Instagram?

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Yeah forever Josh.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Coaster boy, Josh, forever. You're gonna stick with coastter boy, Josh.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I mean, why change it now?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Sure? I'm Baby Hot Sauce. Listen, that one long gone
and we're still sticking with its terrible Andrew.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
I'm at Andrew Pug on the Instagram.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Someday we should have an intervention with Andrew about his
obsession with all things Japanese. It's getting creepy there.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
He's gonna find his wife. I know, October.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
I think he already found her, and that's why he
is so obsessed with going back. You're gonna have to
clock it for me, John.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I always like to leave early. I put I do
things too fast. I want to go back too quick
and go to the next city.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Diamond, Where can we find you online?

Speaker 4 (45:46):
At Diamond? Sincere follow me on Threads? It's starting to
get good.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Threads is a dumpster fire. I'm glad you made your
way over there. I'm at Baby Hot Sauce. Please like, follow, subscribe,
leave us a review and a talk back if you
want to. If you're listening to this on the iHeartRadio app,
there's a little microphone you can just push it and
have a conversation with us about things. Andrew, you raise
your little finger over there. What were you gonna say?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
I think you should start a Twitch channel about your sims.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
No, that's what you take it too far.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
You could get subscribers real quick, and then you make
some money. It's a little passive income.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
You got there.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
But I don't like it that much, she says it.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
She spends a whole day.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Yeah, I get tired of it, Like this weekend. I
was like, okay, okay, yeah, So I don't know how
long I'm gonna act.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
It was a lull in the plot line. You have
to spice it up.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
My girl is about to be an older so I
feel like I spent all this time with her. I
got to high school and college.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
You don't even put it on fast forward like normal
fast forward.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
And I've gotten her too. She is at the highest
of the public relations field, so she's.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Like, you know, an elder pr bitch.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Yes, And she has two children and they're about to
adopt a dog. Because I know she's gonna die soon.
They're going to need a comfort. I mean, you know,
I'm thinking about things like this.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
They have a dad.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
The dad is even older than she is, so you
know which, they've known each other since high school. It's
just a story line. She went to college and he
started professionally playing sports. I mean, you can't make.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
This stream life like for real hair.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
No, she's always had like a natural type of like
a twist out type of vibe. You know, she's been
that girl. So but one thing, Hey, if anybody plays
the SIMS, can you let me know how I could
get my sim to lose weight? Like no, it's so like.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Reflect real life. This is request every day.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Yes, and they're like they need to be eaten more healthy.
This woman has been eating salads since fucking high school
and I still can't get her to lose weight. She
I made it where like one of her personality traits
is that she's into fitness and stuff still doesn't work.
She works out, still doesn't work. I had to join
the soccer team. Nothing, those hips just keep growing. I'm like,

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does she have pcos too? It's going on there. I
can't get them down. So if you know how to
do it. Please let me know I can't.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
I would watch a twitch of this, I really would.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
I probably would. To Diamond, you should think about.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
It, hedset, Oh so.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Eat the salad. Yeah, go and well I love you
all right, like follow, subscribe, help Diamond have her some
lose weight, and we'll catch up with you next time.
And are you guys all coming back for the next one,
Josh and Andrew? I know the next time in London.
We should do it in London. Okay, maybe we'll do

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a road trip episode with the two of you and Brandon.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Will be there, so get him on the mic.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah, it will be silence.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
All right.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Stay by until next time.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
By