June 9, 2025 • 8 mins
When you get an "I got news" text from a friend, where does your mind go? Also, Skeery asks Elvis for a big favor, then asks for more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hands together, and we're gonna start to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start. I'm ready to party.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran after Party. It's the after Show podcast.
Let's roll. We've got a full house. We've got Scotty
be here, We've got Garrett and they're scary, and there's
straight Nate and Gandhi and Danielle. Let's go. So that
was interesting what you were talking about earlier, Gandhi. Oh yes, okay,
(00:29):
ask ask it to the world.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
So this is gonna be different for every person in
the room. But if we'll use Nate for an example
all this, if Nate came to you and he said
or texted you, I should say, and said I have news.
What do you think is coming after that text? What
is his news?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
News?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Not nudes?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I think if Nate texted me and said I've got news,
give me a call, I'm expecting something negative. Okay, hear
me out. Because Nate had, you know, because of his
position here as the exact senior executive producer of the show,
you know, sometimes he has to he has to be
the bad guy and say, hey, we got to do this.
(01:09):
I got to do that. I know you're not gonna
like it. I would think it would be something bad okay,
but I don't know what it would be though. Are
you talking about more.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Specific no that it could I mean, yeah, I guess
more specific would be important would be part of this.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
See when you say the phrase I have news, it's like, okay,
it's getting you in the mindset that this is not
going to be pleasant.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't know, so I think it depends on the
person from which it's coming. Like if Danielle texted and
was like, I have news, I would think one of
her kids got some scholarship for every Ivy League college
that there was.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But if it's a text, I also think punctuation matters,
Like if he said I have news, exclamation point, that's good.
I have news dot dot not good.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
If Danielle said I need to talk to you, I've
got news, I would think it's some like juicy gossip
about someone else on the show.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I would think she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Girl. If you say, girl, I've got news, then you
know then you're gonna spill some tea.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
See, Like if Scary texted I have news, I would
think it had something to do with the money making opportunity. Yeah, yes,
like hey, there's this, there's this that wants us to
do this thing down the shore for seven hours.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Like a side hustle.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, scary calls or text it's always about a ye
wow wow.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So but that's a positive that but also scary said.
If scary says I need to talk to you, I've
got news. I have to make sure I have a
long amount of time available. Yeah, because your phone calls
are very very late, you can get a napp in.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I've done that.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Hold on while he was talking.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, No, I I know. I can put the phone
on speaker and just let him go. I've actually went
through drive throughs. I've gone through drive throughs, put it on,
put them on mute. Order at the drive through, get
my food, and get back to my house while he's
still talking.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Doing a lot a lock right.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
But I was.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I called you the other day and I felt like
you were alarmed by it. You were like, like, what
what do you call me on a Saturday?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What's going on? Not at all? No, if I was alarmed,
I wouldn't pick up the phone. No, No, I picked
it up. I was hoping for conversation, and you actually
were speedy. You got you got to your point, and
I was like, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Was a money making opportunity.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No scheme, It was a favor.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
See.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yes, the other thing, who's well, you're you're actually in
this room. As a matter of fact, I'm kind of
pissed off at you right now because of your favorite thing.
Why Why because you put me in a position for
Father's Day and I'm kind of I'm kind of steaming
about it.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Is that right, I'm sorry to the court's okay, take
you to the court.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So you know, he knows I'm best friends with someone
who has a restaurant, and he says he wants to
take his family for Father's Day. And I happen to
know that that restaurant is probably sold out for Father's Day. Yeah,
so he said, I need a table for seven at
one o'clock or something like that. Yeah, at two o'clock.
Ye of your own time. Yeah, it is prime time
for Father's But you know what, my friend came back
(04:08):
and said, you know, for you Elvis, absolutely for scary
seven people two o'clock. So, just in passing, he says, oh,
by the way, now my brother and his family are coming.
I need a table for twelve, and I needed three
o'clock twelve later. Well, yeah, you want a table for
twelve on a sold out day at my friend's restaurant.
(04:29):
Now, now that means I have to call and ask him
for a major favor. And I don't know if I
want to do that. I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
My Well, see, the thing is, my my brother felt
bad about not seeing my father for father's.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No my problem, not my problem.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
So he's like, I think it would be best if
we come too, And I'm like, well, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Once you find once you get on the phone and
find a table something, how did you later back at
the house for cold cuts.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Or just sit out in the car with their hands
up against the window.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Okay, well hold on, now, the whole point of the
conversation was asking for favors, right, it's a thing. I
think that's asking for a really big favorite exactly five. Yeah,
actually impossible for an infant. So you only need a
you need a high chair an infant. O. This got worse.
I don't know, I just I don't. I feel like
(05:19):
you just kind of in passing solf. By the way,
we need a taper for twelve at three, okay, and
you moved on. Wait a minute, do.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
You feel any guilt though asked doubling down on the favor.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, I feel terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I feel like my brother should have like been clear
from the beginning of his intentions, and that because I
don't like going in. I don't like double dipping or
going in twice. If I'm going to ask for something,
it's gonna be nice, concise, and it's gonna be one ask.
And I don't like cancelations either, or you know what
I'm saying. So so I don't like I don't like
when things are changed modified.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It's like, here's the favor. Yes, no, great, I know,
but keep in mind you're asking me the favorite, but
I'm in turn asking a favor of someone else. Now
I have to call them and say, I know you're
already sold out and you went crazy to get Scary's
family in there. Well, they're adding five people and they
need to change the time.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It was so one person that wouldn't be bad, but
you're literally adding a.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Whole extra table, a whole nother party. But for you, Scary,
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get that table for
you and your family, and you're gonna pay.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You're gonna pay forever.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I don't want it to be too difficult of I
just I don't mean, I don't you know, I feel
so horrible asking.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Good horrible that that's what I wanted to hear.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I wanted to hear to say, Hey, I know this
is a really shitty thing to do, but could you
do me a favorite? I would have happily done it
to that point, but you just said, by the way,
moving up to twelve people, three o'clock, and then you
turned and walked away.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
I'm okay, scary brothers getting away scott free on this one,
but I'm a big tip.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh I will tell them he does tip well, I do,
and we will. Oh you will. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You kind of needed the open faced crap sandwich to
start that ask, right, Elvis, Hey, I know this, yeah
gonna suck. I'm so sorry to do this.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Is it possible if you asked, say, could you possibly try?
I'd be like all scary for you anything. But he
just demandsause I didn't preface it with it. Wow, you know,
maybe it's all in the wording. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
According to your own account, you know that what you
were about to do.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Was dastard It's shitty it's shitty.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And then instead of acknowledging about do.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Something, you just kind of like because people have done people.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Have done it to me, so like, off with your head.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
If we're doing all right, well I'm going to ask
and we're gonna ask him. We're gonna try fingers crossed,
don't you reservations anyway? Not in this case. I actually
I actually went online to see if I could reserve
the table for you, so I didn't wouldn't have to
call and embarrass myself. But it's not. It's totally sold out.
It's okay, it's just five more people and they're telling
(07:52):
that much more food. They make more money off a
table for twelve, so they want they want you there.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Wait, it's four and an infant, so they'll also get
to clean up a little more super excited.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh that yeah, cheerios on the ground. You don't even
sell cheerios.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
They just have to kick out a family that already
had a reservation. It's no big deal with the father
that they're probably seeing each other for the first time
in twenty years.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh now I feel really shitty. So the next time
next time you called me, hey, I've got some news.
I'm not picking up that I've got some news. What's
your news?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Scary?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I need a table for forty five people on Christmas Day? Yes, please, scary.
We'll take care of that. I wouldn't worry about it,
all right, Anything else you're going to talk.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
About, that's it.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I got a favor.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No no, I'm not gonna have the Elvister Ran after
party
Get your hands together, and we're gonna start to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start. I'm ready to party.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran after Party. It's the after Show podcast.
Let's roll. We've got a full house. We've got Scotty
be here, We've got Garrett and they're scary, and there's
straight Nate and Gandhi and Danielle. Let's go. So that
was interesting what you were talking about earlier, Gandhi. Oh yes, okay,
(00:29):
ask ask it to the world.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
So this is gonna be different for every person in
the room. But if we'll use Nate for an example
all this, if Nate came to you and he said
or texted you, I should say, and said I have news.
What do you think is coming after that text? What
is his news?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
News?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Not nudes?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I think if Nate texted me and said I've got news,
give me a call, I'm expecting something negative. Okay, hear
me out. Because Nate had, you know, because of his
position here as the exact senior executive producer of the show,
you know, sometimes he has to he has to be
the bad guy and say, hey, we got to do this.
(01:09):
I got to do that. I know you're not gonna
like it. I would think it would be something bad okay,
but I don't know what it would be though. Are
you talking about more.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Specific no that it could I mean, yeah, I guess
more specific would be important would be part of this.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
See when you say the phrase I have news, it's like, okay,
it's getting you in the mindset that this is not
going to be pleasant.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't know, so I think it depends on the
person from which it's coming. Like if Danielle texted and
was like, I have news, I would think one of
her kids got some scholarship for every Ivy League college
that there was.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But if it's a text, I also think punctuation matters,
Like if he said I have news, exclamation point, that's good.
I have news dot dot not good.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
If Danielle said I need to talk to you, I've
got news, I would think it's some like juicy gossip
about someone else on the show.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I would think she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Girl. If you say, girl, I've got news, then you
know then you're gonna spill some tea.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
See, Like if Scary texted I have news, I would
think it had something to do with the money making opportunity. Yeah, yes,
like hey, there's this, there's this that wants us to
do this thing down the shore for seven hours.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Like a side hustle.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, scary calls or text it's always about a ye
wow wow.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So but that's a positive that but also scary said.
If scary says I need to talk to you, I've
got news. I have to make sure I have a
long amount of time available. Yeah, because your phone calls
are very very late, you can get a napp in.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I've done that.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Hold on while he was talking.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, No, I I know. I can put the phone
on speaker and just let him go. I've actually went
through drive throughs. I've gone through drive throughs, put it on,
put them on mute. Order at the drive through, get
my food, and get back to my house while he's
still talking.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Doing a lot a lock right.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
But I was.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I called you the other day and I felt like
you were alarmed by it. You were like, like, what
what do you call me on a Saturday?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What's going on? Not at all? No, if I was alarmed,
I wouldn't pick up the phone. No, No, I picked
it up. I was hoping for conversation, and you actually
were speedy. You got you got to your point, and
I was like, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Was a money making opportunity.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No scheme, It was a favor.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
See.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yes, the other thing, who's well, you're you're actually in
this room. As a matter of fact, I'm kind of
pissed off at you right now because of your favorite thing.
Why Why because you put me in a position for
Father's Day and I'm kind of I'm kind of steaming
about it.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Is that right, I'm sorry to the court's okay, take
you to the court.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So you know, he knows I'm best friends with someone
who has a restaurant, and he says he wants to
take his family for Father's Day. And I happen to
know that that restaurant is probably sold out for Father's Day. Yeah,
so he said, I need a table for seven at
one o'clock or something like that. Yeah, at two o'clock.
Ye of your own time. Yeah, it is prime time
for Father's But you know what, my friend came back
(04:08):
and said, you know, for you Elvis, absolutely for scary
seven people two o'clock. So, just in passing, he says, oh,
by the way, now my brother and his family are coming.
I need a table for twelve, and I needed three
o'clock twelve later. Well, yeah, you want a table for
twelve on a sold out day at my friend's restaurant.
(04:29):
Now, now that means I have to call and ask him
for a major favor. And I don't know if I
want to do that. I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
My Well, see, the thing is, my my brother felt
bad about not seeing my father for father's.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No my problem, not my problem.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
So he's like, I think it would be best if
we come too, And I'm like, well, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Once you find once you get on the phone and
find a table something, how did you later back at
the house for cold cuts.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Or just sit out in the car with their hands
up against the window.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Okay, well hold on, now, the whole point of the
conversation was asking for favors, right, it's a thing. I
think that's asking for a really big favorite exactly five. Yeah,
actually impossible for an infant. So you only need a
you need a high chair an infant. O. This got worse.
I don't know, I just I don't. I feel like
(05:19):
you just kind of in passing solf. By the way,
we need a taper for twelve at three, okay, and
you moved on. Wait a minute, do.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
You feel any guilt though asked doubling down on the favor.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, I feel terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I feel like my brother should have like been clear
from the beginning of his intentions, and that because I
don't like going in. I don't like double dipping or
going in twice. If I'm going to ask for something,
it's gonna be nice, concise, and it's gonna be one ask.
And I don't like cancelations either, or you know what
I'm saying. So so I don't like I don't like
when things are changed modified.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It's like, here's the favor. Yes, no, great, I know,
but keep in mind you're asking me the favorite, but
I'm in turn asking a favor of someone else. Now
I have to call them and say, I know you're
already sold out and you went crazy to get Scary's
family in there. Well, they're adding five people and they
need to change the time.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It was so one person that wouldn't be bad, but
you're literally adding a.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Whole extra table, a whole nother party. But for you, Scary,
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get that table for
you and your family, and you're gonna pay.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You're gonna pay forever.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I don't want it to be too difficult of I
just I don't mean, I don't you know, I feel
so horrible asking.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Good horrible that that's what I wanted to hear.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I wanted to hear to say, Hey, I know this
is a really shitty thing to do, but could you
do me a favorite? I would have happily done it
to that point, but you just said, by the way,
moving up to twelve people, three o'clock, and then you
turned and walked away.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
I'm okay, scary brothers getting away scott free on this one,
but I'm a big tip.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh I will tell them he does tip well, I do,
and we will. Oh you will. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You kind of needed the open faced crap sandwich to
start that ask, right, Elvis, Hey, I know this, yeah
gonna suck. I'm so sorry to do this.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Is it possible if you asked, say, could you possibly try?
I'd be like all scary for you anything. But he
just demandsause I didn't preface it with it. Wow, you know,
maybe it's all in the wording. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
According to your own account, you know that what you
were about to do.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Was dastard It's shitty it's shitty.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And then instead of acknowledging about do.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Something, you just kind of like because people have done people.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Have done it to me, so like, off with your head.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
If we're doing all right, well I'm going to ask
and we're gonna ask him. We're gonna try fingers crossed,
don't you reservations anyway? Not in this case. I actually
I actually went online to see if I could reserve
the table for you, so I didn't wouldn't have to
call and embarrass myself. But it's not. It's totally sold out.
It's okay, it's just five more people and they're telling
(07:52):
that much more food. They make more money off a
table for twelve, so they want they want you there.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Wait, it's four and an infant, so they'll also get
to clean up a little more super excited.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh that yeah, cheerios on the ground. You don't even
sell cheerios.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
They just have to kick out a family that already
had a reservation. It's no big deal with the father
that they're probably seeing each other for the first time
in twenty years.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh now I feel really shitty. So the next time
next time you called me, hey, I've got some news.
I'm not picking up that I've got some news. What's
your news?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Scary?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I need a table for forty five people on Christmas Day? Yes, please, scary.
We'll take care of that. I wouldn't worry about it,
all right, Anything else you're going to talk.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
About, that's it.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I got a favor.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No no, I'm not gonna have the Elvister Ran after
party
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