August 26, 2025 • 6 mins
Today, we talk about the weird stuff in our phone notes and why Gandhi wears fake glasses.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hands together, and we're going to stop and
party start.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm a party the Elvis Duran after party.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
All right, and hi, thank you for joining you, Thanks
for having me.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
You have a list of topics.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Yeah, I would like to maybe do some of these
as a podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Well, I got a question for you. Where where is
this coming from? How long have you been cooking this up?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It really hasn't been that long, but I'll pretend it has.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You asked this morning, shut up.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
All your work now.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
No, no, I thought this was actually things that were
on your mind, these burning questions you.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's a podcast train.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
After party, podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Train, after a party, podcast train.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Dude, come right, here's Andrew.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Okay, so the first one is what's in your phone notes?
This is actually interesting to me and I would be
curious to know what is in your phone notes. I
have so many unsent texts that I write as a note.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
First.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Oh really, yes, if I'm rage, like, if I'm angry,
and I'm like, ooh I want to tell this bitch off,
I write it in my notes.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
First.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
How many are there for me in there?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
None? Whoa nine?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
O because you just told me off to my face.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Sometimes but yeah, what's the last note that you have
in your phone?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
A lacking list for our trip?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Okay, far that makes sense, right.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I will not talk about it for me to know,
because it's top secret stuff for me. Real, do you
have a lot of I have a thousand notes?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Really like?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I probably have actually one thousand. Let me go check.
How can you find it? How many you have?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
It?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Will say, iCloud, all, iCloud, I have thirteen hundred ninety
two notes. I have two thousand and thirty.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Hey, oh my god, proly got three hundred and ninety six.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh wait I have two separate wo y yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
So yeah, So what are we trying to do here?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I'm just saying, do you have like a good one?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What's your last note? Did you taken out of?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, my daily note, my ongoing one is is basically
what I'm going to talk about in my around the room,
so I could jot it down, So I mean, I
guess guess I could just read you what I wrote.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Are we reading the notes? Are we just talking about
what you can mine?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Is?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Why the hell does Gandhi wear glasses for no reason?
If they're not prescription?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Can we talk?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That's in your notes?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
In my notes. It's going to be in my around
the room.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But do you know the best part about this? So
we have this conversation the other day, Yes, scary was
mind blown. How many times have we talked about the
fact that I don't wear prescription glasses. I only wear
them so that I don't have to wear makeup? Right
on the air talks about when you talk about off
the air.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I am aware that sometimes you do wear glasses that
are non prescription, but I thought, I thought you blend
those in with the prescription glasses.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I don't have glasses. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I guess question. Let me read the note. You wear
glasses if she doesn't have to?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It was answered, so I don't have to wear makeup?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Does that really? She talks about her allergies the other
day and saying that she's wearing these glasses because her
allergies were acting up.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You don't remember Justina Valentine was the person who told us, Hey,
you don't feel like we're gonn makeup to put on it.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
It's a protective covering over your face.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Not protective. I don't know, it's just so I don't
have to wear our makeup.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, some people I don't know why people make that choice, though,
I feel like everyone has such a negative Glasses kind
of have a negative connotation for people.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
For somebody who wears glasses every day. Let me come
on and can you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Know that's right? The amount of people who have actually
slid into the DMS and been like that's hot. I'm
just saying it's way more. Some people like glasses. It's
that librarian live.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Some people have glasses fetishes. I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, I'm finding that out.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Glasses fetish.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Oh yeah they do.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm scared about start wearing glasses. Here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
No not No.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I was with Scary when we went to the eye doctor.
I can't even tell you how many years go and
they told him you need reading glasses. He has had
his safe prescription with these reading glasses for empteen years
and he doesn't put them on reading things from like
(04:17):
totally different horse goes. But also did any of you
hear him a while ago when he said why he
won't wear glasses? He said he thinks he's keeping his
eyes healthy by not wearing the glasses. If he wears glasses,
he's going to strain his eyes.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I could see I have twenty twenty vision.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Look, no, no, but reading up close, I have that
thing where you can't see clearly.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yes, we know somebody getting old.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Talk about twenty twenty. Somebody put a sign up against
the glass the other day and you were bent over
trying to see what the sign was saying, and I
could see it clear as day from further back. You
do not have twenty twenty vision. Take care of your eyes, man.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yes, steps training them. Strain is the worst thing you
could do on your eyes.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
What the hell just have to do with Andrew reading notes?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And here cops, who was.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
The last note that you had on your phone?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yours was about my glasses? And now we're talking about glasses.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
You did this, No, but nobody nobody else read a
phone note? Roll But because our phone.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Notes, you just thought starters starters?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, good, good points.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It goes down a path, and here we are.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I will say I also need glasses, and I don't
wear them as much, but I am starting to because
the strain on my eyes is only getting worse. And
it's stupid to think that it's going to get better.
Your eyes can't get better. There is nothing they can do.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And then you can get lasik or you know, and
you can, and you could wear contact. But let me
tell you.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I tried to wear CONTEXTS and I panicked. It got
stuck in the side of my eye.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I didn't know where it was.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I'm like, where is it?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Somewhere?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I can't find it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I was freaked out.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I hate I.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I'm sure if you practice, it's better.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
But I I'm terrified of ice.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Can we talk about how how asked backwards? Scary is
about things. He believes not exercising preserves his body. He
believes not wearing.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Glass pause on their By not working out, you may
save yourself from straining something.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Or die or diet.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I may I may preserve my knees so I don't
have to some people have knee surgery.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You're gonna need to be preserved with all the extra
weight you're gonna pack off. I never exercise, Are we not?
The Elvistan after party,
Get your hands together, and we're going to stop and
party start.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm a party the Elvis Duran after party.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
All right, and hi, thank you for joining you, Thanks
for having me.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
You have a list of topics.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Yeah, I would like to maybe do some of these
as a podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Well, I got a question for you. Where where is
this coming from? How long have you been cooking this up?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It really hasn't been that long, but I'll pretend it has.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You asked this morning, shut up.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
All your work now.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
No, no, I thought this was actually things that were
on your mind, these burning questions you.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's a podcast train.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
After party, podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Train, after a party, podcast train.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Dude, come right, here's Andrew.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Okay, so the first one is what's in your phone notes?
This is actually interesting to me and I would be
curious to know what is in your phone notes. I
have so many unsent texts that I write as a note.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
First.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Oh really, yes, if I'm rage, like, if I'm angry,
and I'm like, ooh I want to tell this bitch off,
I write it in my notes.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
First.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
How many are there for me in there?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
None? Whoa nine?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
O because you just told me off to my face.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Sometimes but yeah, what's the last note that you have
in your phone?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
A lacking list for our trip?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Okay, far that makes sense, right.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I will not talk about it for me to know,
because it's top secret stuff for me. Real, do you
have a lot of I have a thousand notes?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Really like?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I probably have actually one thousand. Let me go check.
How can you find it? How many you have?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
It?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Will say, iCloud, all, iCloud, I have thirteen hundred ninety
two notes. I have two thousand and thirty.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Hey, oh my god, proly got three hundred and ninety six.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh wait I have two separate wo y yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
So yeah, So what are we trying to do here?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I'm just saying, do you have like a good one?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What's your last note? Did you taken out of?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, my daily note, my ongoing one is is basically
what I'm going to talk about in my around the room,
so I could jot it down, So I mean, I
guess guess I could just read you what I wrote.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Are we reading the notes? Are we just talking about
what you can mine?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Is?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Why the hell does Gandhi wear glasses for no reason?
If they're not prescription?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Can we talk?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That's in your notes?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
In my notes. It's going to be in my around
the room.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But do you know the best part about this? So
we have this conversation the other day, Yes, scary was
mind blown. How many times have we talked about the
fact that I don't wear prescription glasses. I only wear
them so that I don't have to wear makeup? Right
on the air talks about when you talk about off
the air.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I am aware that sometimes you do wear glasses that
are non prescription, but I thought, I thought you blend
those in with the prescription glasses.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I don't have glasses. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I guess question. Let me read the note. You wear
glasses if she doesn't have to?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It was answered, so I don't have to wear makeup?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Does that really? She talks about her allergies the other
day and saying that she's wearing these glasses because her
allergies were acting up.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You don't remember Justina Valentine was the person who told us, Hey,
you don't feel like we're gonn makeup to put on it.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
It's a protective covering over your face.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Not protective. I don't know, it's just so I don't
have to wear our makeup.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, some people I don't know why people make that choice, though,
I feel like everyone has such a negative Glasses kind
of have a negative connotation for people.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
For somebody who wears glasses every day. Let me come
on and can you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Know that's right? The amount of people who have actually
slid into the DMS and been like that's hot. I'm
just saying it's way more. Some people like glasses. It's
that librarian live.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Some people have glasses fetishes. I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, I'm finding that out.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Glasses fetish.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Oh yeah they do.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm scared about start wearing glasses. Here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
No not No.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I was with Scary when we went to the eye doctor.
I can't even tell you how many years go and
they told him you need reading glasses. He has had
his safe prescription with these reading glasses for empteen years
and he doesn't put them on reading things from like
(04:17):
totally different horse goes. But also did any of you
hear him a while ago when he said why he
won't wear glasses? He said he thinks he's keeping his
eyes healthy by not wearing the glasses. If he wears glasses,
he's going to strain his eyes.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I could see I have twenty twenty vision.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Look, no, no, but reading up close, I have that
thing where you can't see clearly.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yes, we know somebody getting old.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Talk about twenty twenty. Somebody put a sign up against
the glass the other day and you were bent over
trying to see what the sign was saying, and I
could see it clear as day from further back. You
do not have twenty twenty vision. Take care of your eyes, man.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yes, steps training them. Strain is the worst thing you
could do on your eyes.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
What the hell just have to do with Andrew reading notes?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And here cops, who was.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
The last note that you had on your phone?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yours was about my glasses? And now we're talking about glasses.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
You did this, No, but nobody nobody else read a
phone note? Roll But because our phone.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Notes, you just thought starters starters?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, good, good points.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It goes down a path, and here we are.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I will say I also need glasses, and I don't
wear them as much, but I am starting to because
the strain on my eyes is only getting worse. And
it's stupid to think that it's going to get better.
Your eyes can't get better. There is nothing they can do.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And then you can get lasik or you know, and
you can, and you could wear contact. But let me
tell you.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I tried to wear CONTEXTS and I panicked. It got
stuck in the side of my eye.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I didn't know where it was.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I'm like, where is it?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Somewhere?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I can't find it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I was freaked out.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I hate I.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I'm sure if you practice, it's better.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
But I I'm terrified of ice.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Can we talk about how how asked backwards? Scary is
about things. He believes not exercising preserves his body. He
believes not wearing.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Glass pause on their By not working out, you may
save yourself from straining something.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Or die or diet.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I may I may preserve my knees so I don't
have to some people have knee surgery.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You're gonna need to be preserved with all the extra
weight you're gonna pack off. I never exercise, Are we not?
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