December 8, 2025 • 7 mins
Skeery tells us about the time he ran from the cops...and it was only a few years ago!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hairs together, and we're going to start to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
To start a part. I'm ready to party.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The Elvista ran after party.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
The other day. We were talking about fake IDs and
having fake id's when we were kids. Got a lot
of phone calls about this. Look at Rocky Line nineteen Rocky, Yeah,
tell me your fake ID story. Did you have one
when you were what fifteen? Fourteen years old? How old
were you?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I was eighteen?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, okay, in a twenty one year old world, you
got to get one when you're eighteen. So what happened?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
So I was down to college in a really, really
small town and I met up with a guy and
he wanted to try to make fake IDs, so thought'd
be cool. So we made some and gave them out
to people and it was a ton of fun until
one day about twenty five, cops broke into my dorm.
(01:02):
And to top it off, I had just spent time
with the girlfriend and we weren't very dressed very well,
so she had to sit on the bed while I
got carted out handcuffed in my underwear.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Wow, she just kind of that's kind of hot. Yeah,
how much trouble did you get in over this crazy,
It's got to be a felony.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So the guy that actually was making the fake ideas
came out and told him it was his fault and
I didn't have anything to do with it besides delivering
a couple. So as long as I kept my record clean,
they took it off my record. Nothing ever happened.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And how much? How much were you guys charging?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Per id thirty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's love card? It out in your underwear is the headline.
Did you ever see her?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Did you ever see her again?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah? We dated all the way through college and then
got engaged but didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
All right, Now, where were we going to say a
second to go Rocky?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hey, I wanted to let you know that I sent
you in Gandhi and a couple of you at DM
Gandhi story a long time ago about traveling the US.
I actually did that with my grandma when I was
in fifth grade. She made us We traveled one summer.
We started in Oregon and did all I mean traveled
all forty eight states. And our job was is we
(02:39):
had to pick a favorite state and be the tour guide.
So I was a tour guide in New York.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Now, did grandma bring you into the city or did
you mainly do the picturesque upstate stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
No, she brought us into the city. She was not
afraid of anything. That woman drove downtown in a big
old motor home and we had to stand up front
and try to guide where we're going. And this is
downtown and the Statue of Liberty. I mean, he was
a phenomenal woman, Rocky.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I love the fact your grandmother drove all the way
across the Hutchon River to the Statue of Liberty. That
must have been a weird ride. But I'm gonna tell
you what a great grandmother you had. I mean, having
a grandmother like that, how lucky were you? You know?
Good for you, Rocky.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, she raised that. So she adopted me when I
was five years old, and she made me the man
I am today. I can tell you that.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well, there you go, she adopted you. She turned you
into the guy who printed fake id's in college.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, I'll tell you she wasn't too happy about that one.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It's okay, hey, Rocky, a pleasure speaking with you. Thank
you for staying in touch with us. I appreciate it
very much.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Have a great day, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, Bill up in Albany, I don't know if he
was let out of his dorm room in his underwear.
You're in law enforcement and you've had to raid kids
who are actually printing up fake Id's right.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
That'bsolutely correct. It's absolutely pure entertainment chaos.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, So give us a scenario like what of the raids?
What happened that you can't forget?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
We just typically go in and throw the lights on
and the bug eyed look on all the kids. You
would think we were raiding them to arrest them for murder,
when really it's just a simple ticket, and they just
fly out any door, whether it's through the kitchen, the
back door, a window, whatever they can do to get out,
they do. And really we're just there to penalize the establishment,
(04:36):
not really to hurt the kids, because it's the establishment
that's really doing something wrong. But they think they're gonna
get arrested for murder.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
And they don't want mom and dad to find out
because then that's the series.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
And they definitely don't want mom and dad to find
out that they're out on a Friday night getting cock
eyed at the college bar, which everyone we've all done
as a kid, as as the parents. But man, you
ask them their name, their date of birth, and they've
the they can't remember their name, they can't remember their
date of birth. It's just absolutely pure entertainment chaos that
(05:10):
I wish everybody could experience at some point. I don't laugh.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, I do not want to be a part of that. Actually,
I was at a club in Dallas when I was
much younger, and we were rated and uh, I was
not partaking, but everyone emptied their pockets on the dance
floor and ran and the dance floor was nothing but pills.
People were slipping and falling on pills. I mean, oh
my god.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
And I've been part of both going in the front
door the initial part of it, and then we also
have officers that will stand in the back outside at
the back door, and to see that door come flying
open and the looks on their faces when they run
into a wall of police officers is absolutely it's pure entertainment.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I don't Yeah, it's true. Gandhi and Bill, you're having
way too much fun with this, But I wish we
could be a fly on the wall to watch that. Hey,
thank you for calling. I appreciate it very much.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Hey, he sounds good.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Thank you Elvis, Thank you Bill. What's up, Nate? Why
use the penalty? Exactly? It just a take it right.
I remember running so many times because I had that
fake ID.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I had I known, I would have just taken my
come up and.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Your come uppance. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
So similarly, but several years later I had an issue
during the.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Height of the pandemic.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I was at a club in Miami that was operating illegally,
and we were in there and.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
We knew it. We knew it.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
At a quarter after twelve, the music stops, the light
goes on, the lights go on, and all these cops
raided the place and I'm screaming, like I'm nineteen years old, underage, drinking,
get me out of here.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
And we ran, We ran, We got the hell out
of there. I never ran so fast in my life.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
But I gotta tell you, I reminded me of those
days and those police rates on the.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Under I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Just look at the brought COVID. You brought the South,
the South Florida strain. And also I love the fact
scariest as he ran faster than ever in his life.
It's still not very fast. You're still faster than the
cops though. Good for you. Yeah, we know you were
out at the clubs and the speakeasies. It felt like
it felt like it was I don't know what's the
(07:22):
word I'm looking for. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta edit, gotta edit.
I don't I forgot what I was gonna say. Did
we all know he was out partying during COVID?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
But this is more proof that he's he's the case.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Number one club said when you went and don't tell anybody.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You gotta keep this one, quol tell you just got sick.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
The Elster ran after party
Get your hairs together, and we're going to start to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
To start a part. I'm ready to party.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The Elvista ran after party.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
The other day. We were talking about fake IDs and
having fake id's when we were kids. Got a lot
of phone calls about this. Look at Rocky Line nineteen Rocky, Yeah,
tell me your fake ID story. Did you have one
when you were what fifteen? Fourteen years old? How old
were you?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I was eighteen?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, okay, in a twenty one year old world, you
got to get one when you're eighteen. So what happened?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
So I was down to college in a really, really
small town and I met up with a guy and
he wanted to try to make fake IDs, so thought'd
be cool. So we made some and gave them out
to people and it was a ton of fun until
one day about twenty five, cops broke into my dorm.
(01:02):
And to top it off, I had just spent time
with the girlfriend and we weren't very dressed very well,
so she had to sit on the bed while I
got carted out handcuffed in my underwear.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Wow, she just kind of that's kind of hot. Yeah,
how much trouble did you get in over this crazy,
It's got to be a felony.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So the guy that actually was making the fake ideas
came out and told him it was his fault and
I didn't have anything to do with it besides delivering
a couple. So as long as I kept my record clean,
they took it off my record. Nothing ever happened.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And how much? How much were you guys charging?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Per id thirty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's love card? It out in your underwear is the headline.
Did you ever see her?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Did you ever see her again?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah? We dated all the way through college and then
got engaged but didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
All right, Now, where were we going to say a
second to go Rocky?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hey, I wanted to let you know that I sent
you in Gandhi and a couple of you at DM
Gandhi story a long time ago about traveling the US.
I actually did that with my grandma when I was
in fifth grade. She made us We traveled one summer.
We started in Oregon and did all I mean traveled
all forty eight states. And our job was is we
(02:39):
had to pick a favorite state and be the tour guide.
So I was a tour guide in New York.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Now, did grandma bring you into the city or did
you mainly do the picturesque upstate stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
No, she brought us into the city. She was not
afraid of anything. That woman drove downtown in a big
old motor home and we had to stand up front
and try to guide where we're going. And this is
downtown and the Statue of Liberty. I mean, he was
a phenomenal woman, Rocky.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I love the fact your grandmother drove all the way
across the Hutchon River to the Statue of Liberty. That
must have been a weird ride. But I'm gonna tell
you what a great grandmother you had. I mean, having
a grandmother like that, how lucky were you? You know?
Good for you, Rocky.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, she raised that. So she adopted me when I
was five years old, and she made me the man
I am today. I can tell you that.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well, there you go, she adopted you. She turned you
into the guy who printed fake id's in college.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, I'll tell you she wasn't too happy about that one.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It's okay, hey, Rocky, a pleasure speaking with you. Thank
you for staying in touch with us. I appreciate it
very much.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Have a great day, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, Bill up in Albany, I don't know if he
was let out of his dorm room in his underwear.
You're in law enforcement and you've had to raid kids
who are actually printing up fake Id's right.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
That'bsolutely correct. It's absolutely pure entertainment chaos.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, So give us a scenario like what of the raids?
What happened that you can't forget?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
We just typically go in and throw the lights on
and the bug eyed look on all the kids. You
would think we were raiding them to arrest them for murder,
when really it's just a simple ticket, and they just
fly out any door, whether it's through the kitchen, the
back door, a window, whatever they can do to get out,
they do. And really we're just there to penalize the establishment,
(04:36):
not really to hurt the kids, because it's the establishment
that's really doing something wrong. But they think they're gonna
get arrested for murder.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
And they don't want mom and dad to find out
because then that's the series.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
And they definitely don't want mom and dad to find
out that they're out on a Friday night getting cock
eyed at the college bar, which everyone we've all done
as a kid, as as the parents. But man, you
ask them their name, their date of birth, and they've
the they can't remember their name, they can't remember their
date of birth. It's just absolutely pure entertainment chaos that
(05:10):
I wish everybody could experience at some point. I don't laugh.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, I do not want to be a part of that. Actually,
I was at a club in Dallas when I was
much younger, and we were rated and uh, I was
not partaking, but everyone emptied their pockets on the dance
floor and ran and the dance floor was nothing but pills.
People were slipping and falling on pills. I mean, oh
my god.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
And I've been part of both going in the front
door the initial part of it, and then we also
have officers that will stand in the back outside at
the back door, and to see that door come flying
open and the looks on their faces when they run
into a wall of police officers is absolutely it's pure entertainment.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I don't Yeah, it's true. Gandhi and Bill, you're having
way too much fun with this, But I wish we
could be a fly on the wall to watch that. Hey,
thank you for calling. I appreciate it very much.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Hey, he sounds good.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Thank you Elvis, Thank you Bill. What's up, Nate? Why
use the penalty? Exactly? It just a take it right.
I remember running so many times because I had that
fake ID.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I had I known, I would have just taken my
come up and.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Your come uppance. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
So similarly, but several years later I had an issue
during the.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Height of the pandemic.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I was at a club in Miami that was operating illegally,
and we were in there and.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
We knew it. We knew it.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
At a quarter after twelve, the music stops, the light
goes on, the lights go on, and all these cops
raided the place and I'm screaming, like I'm nineteen years old, underage, drinking,
get me out of here.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
And we ran, We ran, We got the hell out
of there. I never ran so fast in my life.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
But I gotta tell you, I reminded me of those
days and those police rates on the.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Under I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Just look at the brought COVID. You brought the South,
the South Florida strain. And also I love the fact
scariest as he ran faster than ever in his life.
It's still not very fast. You're still faster than the
cops though. Good for you. Yeah, we know you were
out at the clubs and the speakeasies. It felt like
it felt like it was I don't know what's the
(07:22):
word I'm looking for. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta edit, gotta edit.
I don't I forgot what I was gonna say. Did
we all know he was out partying during COVID?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
But this is more proof that he's he's the case.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Number one club said when you went and don't tell anybody.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You gotta keep this one, quol tell you just got sick.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
The Elster ran after party
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