Skeery the Meme

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Represents show. Okay, we have to start with a retraction. Yeah,
apparently they're think they're walking it back. There are people
that come to the fifteen minute morning show for scientific information.

(00:26):
They think I'm they think I'm the CDC. So two
days ago when I uttered the words some people are
saying that the coronavirus has a two percent mortality rate.
That was not Dr David Brody or PhD Brody. That
was me saying some people are reporting, which they are,

(00:48):
that the fatality rate of the coronavirus is around two percent. Now,
there are factors depending on whether or not you are
have a weakened immune system, you're elderly, obviously the rates
are higher among those people. Children seemed to be doing
very well and not getting it or dying from it.
People healthy, young, right. One of our listeners was very

(01:08):
upset because he claimed that the coronavirus is two hundred
times more fatal than the flu, which is not true.
So I would like him to walk that back. But
I just want to remind everyone whatever we say scientifically,
those are opinions or reporting on what we think is fact.

(01:28):
You need to do your own research. You're not listening
to a news broadcast. This is an entertainment podcast where
we all just checked were right. Also think for yourself.
As I didn't walk it back, I like to walk
it back a couple of days ago. At this time
I was not as concerned. I said, my concern level
is about it two for the coronavirus virus, Well, I

(01:48):
don't got it. Set tell you. In the last couple
of days were watching a lot of news. It's now
about a five or six Froggy con Froggy Special guests,
What up? I do concur And I am one of
those people who suffers from immune deficiency disorder. So I
am like completely freaked out. So are you leaving your house?
Have you stockpiled? I mean when when I see somebody

(02:11):
sneeze in the store, I do go down a different aisle.
I'm like, I'm not, I'm gonna wait. Like it's just
I really am freaked out about it. But I know
that people, not everybody who gets it is dying. And
I think that a lot of people think that if
you get it, it's a death sentence, and it's not
a lot more people have survived then died Okay, just
so you know, Froggy Elvis just walked into the studio
and he just put his headphones on, So technically you

(02:33):
have to say, this is the word podcast ever with Froggy,
because he's not usually on the podcast. This is the
worst podcast you've ever had. I love that Froggy is
on the podcast. Now he lost a bet. We're talking
about the coronavirus. Would you like to join in? I
had to walk it back. I had to walk back
my comments from two days ago. What did you say

(02:54):
because I said two days ago when you weren't here,
that some people are saying that mortality rates about two
percent and that, uh, it's on par with the flu
in some circumstances, depending on your carent health. And the
thing that scares me about the coronavirus is we don't
know that. Really. If anyone says they have the answer,
they don't. I just wanted to reiterate that do not
come here for scientific information. Do not what we do.

(03:18):
Except for Gandhi, she's of Indian descent. Correct, yes, wait
a minute, girls, been in radio for the last ten years,
doesn't matter. She's from her family's from India. They're all doctors,
they're brilliant, They're smarter than the rest, and if anyone
gives you bad information as a Jew, I will sue
for you, make you Our job is to come in
here and sit the room in bullshit. We're not here
to give you hard news. So I would have to

(03:40):
say it's Gandhi's job gives us right the three things
we need to know, so you know, also, it is
okay if we make a mistake, for us to say oops,
we made a mistake and actually walk it back and
be apologetic about someone yelling, if someone screaming. I got
some passive aggressive tweets from someone last night that I
need to walk it back, and a couple of days ago,

(04:01):
I did say that my concern level at that time
it was about a two out of ten. He goes, Danielle,
we're talking about the Corona coronavirus. You're just in time.
I think I might have it. I've been sneezed making
we were making retractions from two days agost podcast when
we weren't as concerned. Remember that, I know we're a
little more concerned that they were. The news changes your

(04:23):
your your partner, not like that, David Kats He's talking
around the building with and gloves. You're going to see
more and more of that. Did you guys see the
beard chart at the CDC released They showed every beard
in a in a cartoon version, which so if you
have the full man chew, you're you're dead man. Yeah,
they're saying, what the respirator won't your hair? The hair

(04:45):
allows for air to seep into the seal doesn't seals,
So you need to have all your facial hair concealed
within the mask. They had one called the evil Villain,
like with the mustache out to the sides. Yeah, you're
in trouble. Your handlebar mustaches gonna get you killed, Daniel,
You you should start shaving. They said. Everyone in Brooklyn,
all the the hipsters in Brooklyn are dead because they

(05:10):
have beards that are too big for the mask. You know.
Interesting fact, that's why Hitler has that mustache, because he
trimmed the sides so his gas mask would fit on.
In World War One. I thought he did that because
he wanted to look more like serious. Serious. He ruined
that by the way that everyone he really did. Should
we ruin that? Should we be quarantining Andrew who visited Japan?

(05:32):
So that was my question. Here's why, because I hear
that you are supposed to be quarantined for a couple
of weeks. Because it takes a couple of weeks to
come out. They're now shutting down schools in in China
and Japan whatever for weeks and months. So hello, he
just got back a couple of days ago. My girlfriend's
company is quarantining. They say you need to self quarantine

(05:54):
if you've been to Japan. I think a lot of
companies are doing that now too. And I had Cereal
in the podcast with him yesterday Serial Killers. I'm not
so sure I should. Yeah, well, look, here's the problem
with what's going on. It is the big question mark
because we really don't know where it's going. They have
a bunch of it's like it's like a hurricane. They

(06:17):
have all these models that tell them where they think
it could go. But there's like different models. We don't know,
and that's what's that's what's so scary. I just don't know.
On the news who said once aple hits were fine,
it's all over with, Okay, so you donna have to
walk that back tomorrow. I'm gonna walk that back. We
don't know, No one knows, and that's that's the scary part,
you know. But the thing I do hate is I

(06:40):
did see a group of Asian guys walking on the
street yesterday, and I know it's not my imagination. I
saw several people move out way out of their way
when they walked by, and so I thought that was
just so stupid. So I actually walked in with them
and put my arm around them. I'm here, no, no,
I'm just like there is This is no time to

(07:00):
start making assumptions about anyone and anything and making anyone
out come. My buddy order Chinese food and answered the
door and it has mat suit. That wasn't right either,
Are you kidding? Where to God? Why does your body
have as and why do you hang out with douchebags
like that? Total? Does he work at the plant with
Homer Simpson who owns the has mats? It was It

(07:21):
wasn't It wasn't a proper has mat suit per se.
It was it was like a Halloween constitute. He had
a glad bag. Idiot. We'll see. Okay, so I think
you're lying, probably making this up. But if someone actually online, yes,

(07:42):
stopped stealing other people's materials, took a meme and made
it a friend of yours podcast. Can I just point
out the Scary throws around the word per se more
than anybody I've ever made. Let me tell you something.
Scary did something today where I was reading. I was
reading over my shoulder watching the text message has come
through and everyone smiles. People, some really funny text message
is in messages. Scary will then write them down and

(08:02):
put him in front of me as if he made
them up. Did I watched you do it today? You
know you did not. It was not a text I
put t xt. You did not. You didn't do it.
What's up, Garrett? Yesterday you played a clip of the
candidates all arguing over each other. Sorry, I was finishing

(08:23):
my banana. Uh and Scary Scary played a clip. You
played a clip. Scary goes, oh, no, that's not the
clip I have. Let me get a longer clip. You
know what that text was. I get a text on Scary. Hey,
I need that longer clip that you need to put
in yourself and credit. Scary took credit for it, as
he normally do. Garrett. We all know that you that book, Scary.

(08:45):
You're taking credit for the guy's meme. Well, your friend.
I don't know if you saw this. Scary Scary trained
his frog to sip tea. He put a pictures say,
I thought Scary had that friend of his who was
like twirling around in the field like like wrong, Everything
was fine, Scary Scary has been known to sabotage the

(09:09):
board here so that he has to come in and
be the savior. Happen yesterday, Nate, I know, are you serious? Scary?
Flip some switches and me I ran a board from
years back. I'll see Scary do something like he did
that on purpose. Scary, we love you, you know what.

(09:31):
So here's the good news. We love you so much
we'll let you get away with it. That's awesome. Implements
spanking studio in a sexual way. I would I'm not
in sabotage the board for the sound to sacrifice. That's
what someone would say. That's exactly what they all say. Well, well, well, Scary,
Scary Scary, So back to the coronavirus. Okay, enough of that, Scary,

(09:57):
tell him about the cat you have? It makes grumpy faces. Well,
speaking of cats, he does have that cat that hangs
onto the tree limbses hang on to Friday have you
seen the pigs having sex and the macon bacon pigs
pigs making bacon lightning today stepping out, Scary putting the

(10:25):
me and meme twice, like I always give the listeners
credit for the record. I always right. This is a text.
You don't always write it. You clearly you didn't do
it today, and you just had to admit that. You
said a friend of yours answered the door for the
Chinese delivery and I has met suit and it was
a mean So no, you don't always you didn't think

(10:47):
of the listener a hint as to win. Scary has
something to say. Will you hear this? He starts laughing
in the back of Like if you're listening to the show,
Scary has something to say. If you're here, I'm the
only one without a microphone. I have to make a
stew That's his way of saying, Elvis, trust me, it's
gonna be so funny because I'm already laughing already, Las Scary,

(11:11):
you don't want to keep you from hearing this. We
have touch. We have to beat this. Scary, You're my buddy.
I'm not gonna let them. You know what Scary always says,
keep calm and carry on what he does say. Remember
when you came up with that we're asshole? Well, Scary

(11:39):
cry at night he takes a nap. Scary actually Scary
loves the attention. You do. You've loved the attention ever
since you came up with that phrase. I heart New York. Scar.
He doesn't always steal a meme, but when he does,
exactly he came up with it. Did you did you?

(12:01):
Did you? Hit the time when Scary's friend wanted Chinese
food and as the Chinese guy was coming to him,
he put himself in a rode that shot him up
in the air on a sling shot, and they told
him he wasn't wearing a seatbelt. You remember that one
was back? You need to walk that back. Someone actually
told you to walk back. I will say this though

(12:25):
called the subject of memes, and this is I've always
had this personal goal. I've always wanted to create a
meme and for it to go viral. Why just take
someone else's no, because I don't know. I don't want to.
I want to be the originator of great hilarious viral.
Stole a meme today in this podcast I use it
as a joke. No that's the opposite. I want to
create something and actually get it out there. How does

(12:47):
one get a viral meme? Are you watch that Mr
muse next dance when your girl says you haven't sex
tonight and then me him dancing scary? Do you keep
trying and you never know what's going to take you trying?

(13:10):
And we'll keep poking fun The people, all the people
that created the memes that you've ripped off, they didn't
know they were going to be big. They didn't know
that you would rip them off one day. I think
everyone's goal is to create a meme that scary will
rip off. Definitely page my mind. All right, So back
to the coronavirus' I could be honest, I'm nervous about it.

(13:30):
I mean, don't you have a level of anxiety about
My girlfriend is a compromised immune system as well, so
she's really worried. Her level is like a nine. How
she feels about how much? Well, there you go. I don't.
I don't blame her. I'm more worried about the people
who didn't have symptoms and they tested positive. And then
this woman in California who wasn't around anyone who had it,

(13:51):
and that's the problem with that story. She obviously was
around someone who had it, and that's what scary. They
don't know who that is. Yeah, no, you're not going
to get it just by divine whatever. It doesn't make
you want to wash your hands and use sanitizer a
little bit more and make sure I have have you
guys up to your game with your washing your hand
and not putting your fingers near your eyes and nose

(14:12):
and mouth and trying to avoid all the public transit.
I'm like, no, I'm not the subway for me. No. Uh,
someone we know. Actually, I was told to cancel her
flight yesterday. I was talking to someone. They said, we'd
rather you not fly. Oh wow, I've had that happened
to me already. And it was it was like it
was a domestic flight you saw yesterday. Jet Blue announced
that they're not going to charge you if you change

(14:33):
your flight or cancel your flight. There's no change fees
because if people are scared to fly, they're not going
to charge you for because they realize there's a problem.
That's very nice. Oh, I hear the music coming on. Sorry,
I have to stop talking about the most anxiety causing topic.
It is Scary, featuring Froggy's so good to see you
here today. It's scary. Thank thank god you were here today. Froggy,

(14:56):
I mean scary. Fifteen minute morning show off