January 19, 2022 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Fine show. Hello everybody, Hello, Dave, Hello, Everybody'll do I
(00:23):
enjoy a little Brady bunch room here every day. Y'all
look so good. Gandhi. Others for sale behind you? Um
no those no, those are ones so so okay. So
this bear, that bear, it looks like a King sladeine
because it's a rip off. Brandon entered a contest to
(00:45):
create a new version of it. So we would never
sell that because it's a rip off of a King saladine. Okay,
we never did that. That one is sold. That one
is sold. That one is trash, and the one below
is us. We made it. It's like a personal painting.
But the one was a little elephant on the top
with the green. That's yeah, I don't know. That was
kind of like bootleg. When we first started, we have
(01:07):
like a bunch of pieces that are n f T
right there. So we got this stuff worked out. Very exciting.
You probably never saw it. There's this old movie from
the seventies or eighties called F is for Fake, and
it shows this art, this artist that he will go
in fake paintings and he will do counterfeit like da
(01:29):
Vinci's and ship like that, and he will will go
and and like copy their technique and age the painting
so it looks old and then sell it and say,
oh my god, I just found this Rembrandt painting and
uh it's for sale, and make millions and millions of
dollars off. It was a great idea in eight So
I'm thinking, Gandhi, I think I'm gonna do Zog made
(01:53):
start Ship. I love to see what he creates. I mean,
how close could he get to the actual thing? Know,
it's so embarrassing. My every time I go home for
the holidays, my mom will find something from my like
fourth grade art class and say, hey, Merry Christmas and
give it to me for Christmas. I love that. And
I had something that I had done in eighth grade
(02:15):
and my drawings were so embarrassing. I mean I was
still drawing like a kindergartener. You know. It was like
the picture, yeah, I can't draw where ship? And it
was like that, you look like I need to go
to the hospital. Like, yeah, well I would draw, you
know how when you would draw a person. You know,
when you stand, your feet are facing forward, But when
(02:38):
you draw a picture, you put the feet facing out.
Nobody would fucking stand that way. I do, but I
don't do it on purpose. In fact, saw me do
this and he goes, how far back did you twist
your feet when you stand up? Yeah? This is weird?
(03:00):
On So I could I could do that, and I
could do like hold on, like I could do that,
No problem? Can I can even go twisted further? I
can't do that. Looks like that was a little stretch
for the lack of physical uh you know activity you get.
(03:21):
I'm still amazed you can do that. I'm very flexible
for a guy in my stature seeing you do that.
Movie if you have the talent, What if you have
the talent to be a ballet dancer and you never
knew it? He doesn't, I don't think so. In certain areas,
you know who actually complimented me. Remember remember the time
(03:43):
that I got on that kick for about a minute
where I went to go work out. You go one time?
How many times did you go? Hold on? No? No,
you come to my house because I have like a
gym in my so I would show you know. He
would meet me at my apartment and for an entire year,
(04:04):
like twice a week he would come over and then
we would go upstairs, and he complimented me, and he says,
I gotta say, I'm very impressed about your agility and
your flexibility before a person that's built, like your ability
to down a sixteen ounce porterhouse and no time, you know,
no one. I'm not very I'm not I'm not good
(04:26):
with motivation. I'm not good you know, hand eye coordination
and sports and things, and that's not how high can
you get your legball with you or whatever? That the
thing that we went when when we were doing that
with a team at the radio station. You weren't terrible
at softball. You're not completely able to I'm a left
(04:48):
handed pull hitter, so I'm gonna swing it over the
fence lefty pulled down the right field line, or I'm
gonna strike out defense. Can you please lift your leg up?
Don't ruin this from me. Try you see how high
it can go against the wall though, so you don't
fall back. Do you want to see it again? Karate kicking?
(05:11):
Gonna throw your back out? Can Actually I'm good like that?
That was good. That was listen. I'm not I'm not
big into exercise, as you know. Sc What did you
put your back out doing one time. One time I yawned.
I was standing behind Elvis and I was just like,
(05:35):
I'm like, and then there was a creak in my
back and then I couldn't move for the rest of
the week. Okay, I made fun when that happened. I
made fun of Scary one time and we were all
in South Florida for something. Daniel Is at my house.
I was, honest to god, I was brushing my teeth
and on the floor and I couldn't get up. Yeah,
so just from brushing your teeth. So at that day
(05:58):
I told Danielle while I was on the floor, and
she thought I was kidding and I wasn't. I said,
this is payback. I fucking made fun of Scary when yawned,
and now this is happening to me. I'm never making
fun of Scary again. But you can tell your whole
body out of wack by sneezing. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah.
I was tying my shoes one day. I've been over
to time my shoes and oh it moved, and it
(06:20):
just happens like that. My dad tells me the story.
Every time my back hurts, he goes. Yeah, I was
reaching for the take kettle one time and my back
went out. I always pitched a nerve when I take
my shirt off every night, when I go in my
room and I take my shirt off over my head
right here. That happened to Brandon Gandhi's boyfriend and myself
on the same hike in Sardinia. You remember that both,
(06:43):
right for having to go shirtless with your tits all
out up the mount, just trying to show off. We
were both it was so hot and we weren't expecting
a hike that day. It was so hot, like, let's
take our shirts. Like simultaneously were like, oh oh, my
back did happen? And Heather and I were like, leave them,
(07:03):
leave them here, We'll be back for you. Guys. Man,
that ship's bothers when you have a bad back. Danielle,
you know this like nothing. The other night, I was
sitting on the couch and I was sitting with the
cat the wrong way and I had my arm a
weird position. The cat fell asleep and I didn't want
to move the cat. The next day the worst migraine,
(07:25):
and I'm like, funk that cat next time. I love
you If I'm sorry, Oh man, we're falling apart one
piece of a time. Love this. Yeah, I've got the
body of an eight year old man. I want to
see scary eye kicks again. Wait, do you guys make
(07:45):
fun of your significant others too? But then it comes
back at me because I do the same thing like Sheldon.
We'll get off the couch to get something, and the
way he walks at first before he kind of adjusts himself,
I'm like, dude, what the hell. But then five minutes
later I'm doing the same thing. He's like, you can't
you you gonna fall over. It's like Scotty. I've noticed
starting to make the old man noise every time he
(08:07):
gets up. When you get up, he does have the
microwave to he got up, he got up to hand
me a spoon. He goes my and my knees creak
so loud. Now we're going up the steps in the
middle of the night, I'm like, I'm gonna wake people up.
That's so For some reason, Mike tose creep when I
walked so in the morning. When I first got out
of bed, I had to walk really strangely to get
(08:29):
across the room so I don't wake the dogs and
Lisa because my loudass feet or get all these noises, like,
oh my god, it's funny. Got fun of my parents,
you know, because when they were my age, I like,
you old Fartslet listen to you complaining about everything, and
here I am. Hey, Scotty makes that noise when he
gets up. Do you guys make the noise when you
(08:50):
sit down? I do the Yeah, when you sit down
after like a long walk across the room. What a lot,
My god, I think you need to see a cardiologist. Yeah, yeah,
sometimes you walk across the I'm not talking about half
the rule, about the whole rule your room? Can I
(09:15):
totally change the subject After he says that's her? I
see her from Lydia Malcolm off in the corner. You
guys see, did we get to know Lydia Malcolm because
we talk about her all the time? Well, only only
if he talks about his aches too. Well. A lot
of people might not know that Lidia Malcolm's real name
is Dennis Clark. Dennis. Uh, he's supposed to do that.
(09:40):
Why not. I've known Dennis since what two thousand three? Dennis, Yeah,
two thousand three, And I know you guys have known
him pretty much about the same amount of time, right,
Yeahdia is also the one who turned the switch off
on water heater there. Did you didn't consciously switch the
(10:02):
switch to flip the switch, did you? Dennis? H No,
I didn't, totally by accident. It was like oops. This morning,
Gondi actually brought up She said, I wonder if he
made any of those mouth noises when he found out
that he did it, because you make the funniest noises
when things go wrong. He's not going to do it
(10:25):
on command. Guys. Guys, when Alice had to call all
these people out to the house to fix the power
that you basically turned off for the water, did you
pay for those people? When I came out to the
house previously scheduled, He's gone. I have to say, Dennis
(10:49):
makes me laugh so hard. I don't know if he
does it intentionally or not, but he cracks me up,
just like even that little oops. I know that's exactly
what he did as soon as it happened. Ops. And
this one about on his wilde, I'll tell you a
hilarious story. So we're at dinner one night, it's me, Elvis, Lisa,
and Dennis, and Lisa orders something I don't arm what
(11:10):
it was, and they brought it to the table it
was wrong, and so the UH server comes back over
and Elvis is like, dennist excuse me, goes that's not
what we ordered, and the guys like, you're right. So
then then we start having a conversation and the waiter
tries to get into our conversation. He goes, no, no,
if you go Dennis has zero patients for bad customer service,
(11:39):
and he's right a hundred percent of the time we
went to dinner. I've probably forgotten more Dennis stories than
I remember at this point, but my favorite one is
we were at this restaurant. We were sitting at the
dinner and having our entire meal. We were there for
ninety minutes, and when we sat down it was winner
so our chairs were of our jackets were in the
back of our chairs. So we were done with the meal,
(12:00):
we were done with everything. And then the hostess comes
over to Dennis and says, excuse me, I need to
take your jacket and he's like what She's like, yes,
I'm sorry. We have this policy you have to use
the co check room. We don't like jackets hanging on
the back of the chairs, and Dennis just looks at
her goes, oh, just get me the check. I would.
(12:22):
I do think Dennis may have adjusted his patients level
seeing that we are in a pandemic and Harker shortage,
so we have to be a little bit more patient.
So I still stand behind him because really we hear
the entire meal, and finally you're coming to ask for
our jackets when we're leaving get out of here. Oh
(12:43):
can I tell you my favorite Dennis story? I cannot
give you. I cannot give you a location or who
did it. But I was with Elvis, Dennis, and a
couple other people and somebody decided to drop acid unbeknownst
to Dennis, sitting just hanging out, and this person starts
(13:03):
tripping hard, like staring at the ceiling and chuckling, looking
us dead in the face and like, and Dennis was like, oh,
dear God, what is going on? Explained to me, what's happened?
Did he drink too much alcohol? What is happening here?
And when we told him, he was like, who drops acid?
The rest of us? It was hilarious. His reaction to
(13:26):
it was so funny. And then when Elvis found out
he was like I hate you all so funny. All right,
tomorrow part two of Dennis Clark. We should actually get
him on, we should alright, that's all the time we
have by everybody. Fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Fine show. Hello everybody, Hello, Dave, Hello, Everybody'll do I
(00:23):
enjoy a little Brady bunch room here every day. Y'all
look so good. Gandhi. Others for sale behind you? Um
no those no, those are ones so so okay. So
this bear, that bear, it looks like a King sladeine
because it's a rip off. Brandon entered a contest to
(00:45):
create a new version of it. So we would never
sell that because it's a rip off of a King saladine. Okay,
we never did that. That one is sold. That one
is sold. That one is trash, and the one below
is us. We made it. It's like a personal painting.
But the one was a little elephant on the top
with the green. That's yeah, I don't know. That was
kind of like bootleg. When we first started, we have
(01:07):
like a bunch of pieces that are n f T
right there. So we got this stuff worked out. Very exciting.
You probably never saw it. There's this old movie from
the seventies or eighties called F is for Fake, and
it shows this art, this artist that he will go
in fake paintings and he will do counterfeit like da
(01:29):
Vinci's and ship like that, and he will will go
and and like copy their technique and age the painting
so it looks old and then sell it and say,
oh my god, I just found this Rembrandt painting and
uh it's for sale, and make millions and millions of
dollars off. It was a great idea in eight So
I'm thinking, Gandhi, I think I'm gonna do Zog made
(01:53):
start Ship. I love to see what he creates. I mean,
how close could he get to the actual thing? Know,
it's so embarrassing. My every time I go home for
the holidays, my mom will find something from my like
fourth grade art class and say, hey, Merry Christmas and
give it to me for Christmas. I love that. And
I had something that I had done in eighth grade
(02:15):
and my drawings were so embarrassing. I mean I was
still drawing like a kindergartener. You know. It was like
the picture, yeah, I can't draw where ship? And it
was like that, you look like I need to go
to the hospital. Like, yeah, well I would draw, you
know how when you would draw a person. You know,
when you stand, your feet are facing forward, But when
(02:38):
you draw a picture, you put the feet facing out.
Nobody would fucking stand that way. I do, but I
don't do it on purpose. In fact, saw me do
this and he goes, how far back did you twist
your feet when you stand up? Yeah? This is weird?
(03:00):
On So I could I could do that, and I
could do like hold on, like I could do that,
No problem? Can I can even go twisted further? I
can't do that. Looks like that was a little stretch
for the lack of physical uh you know activity you get.
(03:21):
I'm still amazed you can do that. I'm very flexible
for a guy in my stature seeing you do that.
Movie if you have the talent, What if you have
the talent to be a ballet dancer and you never
knew it? He doesn't, I don't think so. In certain areas,
you know who actually complimented me. Remember remember the time
(03:43):
that I got on that kick for about a minute
where I went to go work out. You go one time?
How many times did you go? Hold on? No? No,
you come to my house because I have like a
gym in my so I would show you know. He
would meet me at my apartment and for an entire year,
(04:04):
like twice a week he would come over and then
we would go upstairs, and he complimented me, and he says,
I gotta say, I'm very impressed about your agility and
your flexibility before a person that's built, like your ability
to down a sixteen ounce porterhouse and no time, you know,
no one. I'm not very I'm not I'm not good
(04:26):
with motivation. I'm not good you know, hand eye coordination
and sports and things, and that's not how high can
you get your legball with you or whatever? That the
thing that we went when when we were doing that
with a team at the radio station. You weren't terrible
at softball. You're not completely able to I'm a left
(04:48):
handed pull hitter, so I'm gonna swing it over the
fence lefty pulled down the right field line, or I'm
gonna strike out defense. Can you please lift your leg up?
Don't ruin this from me. Try you see how high
it can go against the wall though, so you don't
fall back. Do you want to see it again? Karate kicking?
(05:11):
Gonna throw your back out? Can Actually I'm good like that?
That was good. That was listen. I'm not I'm not
big into exercise, as you know. Sc What did you
put your back out doing one time. One time I yawned.
I was standing behind Elvis and I was just like,
(05:35):
I'm like, and then there was a creak in my
back and then I couldn't move for the rest of
the week. Okay, I made fun when that happened. I
made fun of Scary one time and we were all
in South Florida for something. Daniel Is at my house.
I was, honest to god, I was brushing my teeth
and on the floor and I couldn't get up. Yeah,
so just from brushing your teeth. So at that day
(05:58):
I told Danielle while I was on the floor, and
she thought I was kidding and I wasn't. I said,
this is payback. I fucking made fun of Scary when yawned,
and now this is happening to me. I'm never making
fun of Scary again. But you can tell your whole
body out of wack by sneezing. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah.
I was tying my shoes one day. I've been over
to time my shoes and oh it moved, and it
(06:20):
just happens like that. My dad tells me the story.
Every time my back hurts, he goes. Yeah, I was
reaching for the take kettle one time and my back
went out. I always pitched a nerve when I take
my shirt off every night, when I go in my
room and I take my shirt off over my head
right here. That happened to Brandon Gandhi's boyfriend and myself
on the same hike in Sardinia. You remember that both,
(06:43):
right for having to go shirtless with your tits all
out up the mount, just trying to show off. We
were both it was so hot and we weren't expecting
a hike that day. It was so hot, like, let's
take our shirts. Like simultaneously were like, oh oh, my
back did happen? And Heather and I were like, leave them,
(07:03):
leave them here, We'll be back for you. Guys. Man,
that ship's bothers when you have a bad back. Danielle,
you know this like nothing. The other night, I was
sitting on the couch and I was sitting with the
cat the wrong way and I had my arm a
weird position. The cat fell asleep and I didn't want
to move the cat. The next day the worst migraine,
(07:25):
and I'm like, funk that cat next time. I love
you If I'm sorry, Oh man, we're falling apart one
piece of a time. Love this. Yeah, I've got the
body of an eight year old man. I want to
see scary eye kicks again. Wait, do you guys make
(07:45):
fun of your significant others too? But then it comes
back at me because I do the same thing like Sheldon.
We'll get off the couch to get something, and the
way he walks at first before he kind of adjusts himself,
I'm like, dude, what the hell. But then five minutes
later I'm doing the same thing. He's like, you can't
you you gonna fall over. It's like Scotty. I've noticed
starting to make the old man noise every time he
(08:07):
gets up. When you get up, he does have the
microwave to he got up, he got up to hand
me a spoon. He goes my and my knees creak
so loud. Now we're going up the steps in the
middle of the night, I'm like, I'm gonna wake people up.
That's so For some reason, Mike tose creep when I
walked so in the morning. When I first got out
of bed, I had to walk really strangely to get
(08:29):
across the room so I don't wake the dogs and
Lisa because my loudass feet or get all these noises, like,
oh my god, it's funny. Got fun of my parents,
you know, because when they were my age, I like,
you old Fartslet listen to you complaining about everything, and
here I am. Hey, Scotty makes that noise when he
gets up. Do you guys make the noise when you
(08:50):
sit down? I do the Yeah, when you sit down
after like a long walk across the room. What a lot,
My god, I think you need to see a cardiologist. Yeah, yeah,
sometimes you walk across the I'm not talking about half
the rule, about the whole rule your room? Can I
(09:15):
totally change the subject After he says that's her? I
see her from Lydia Malcolm off in the corner. You
guys see, did we get to know Lydia Malcolm because
we talk about her all the time? Well, only only
if he talks about his aches too. Well. A lot
of people might not know that Lidia Malcolm's real name
is Dennis Clark. Dennis. Uh, he's supposed to do that.
(09:40):
Why not. I've known Dennis since what two thousand three? Dennis, Yeah,
two thousand three, And I know you guys have known
him pretty much about the same amount of time, right,
Yeahdia is also the one who turned the switch off
on water heater there. Did you didn't consciously switch the
(10:02):
switch to flip the switch, did you? Dennis? H No,
I didn't, totally by accident. It was like oops. This morning,
Gondi actually brought up She said, I wonder if he
made any of those mouth noises when he found out
that he did it, because you make the funniest noises
when things go wrong. He's not going to do it
(10:25):
on command. Guys. Guys, when Alice had to call all
these people out to the house to fix the power
that you basically turned off for the water, did you
pay for those people? When I came out to the
house previously scheduled, He's gone. I have to say, Dennis
(10:49):
makes me laugh so hard. I don't know if he
does it intentionally or not, but he cracks me up,
just like even that little oops. I know that's exactly
what he did as soon as it happened. Ops. And
this one about on his wilde, I'll tell you a
hilarious story. So we're at dinner one night, it's me, Elvis, Lisa,
and Dennis, and Lisa orders something I don't arm what
(11:10):
it was, and they brought it to the table it
was wrong, and so the UH server comes back over
and Elvis is like, dennist excuse me, goes that's not
what we ordered, and the guys like, you're right. So
then then we start having a conversation and the waiter
tries to get into our conversation. He goes, no, no,
if you go Dennis has zero patients for bad customer service,
(11:39):
and he's right a hundred percent of the time we
went to dinner. I've probably forgotten more Dennis stories than
I remember at this point, but my favorite one is
we were at this restaurant. We were sitting at the
dinner and having our entire meal. We were there for
ninety minutes, and when we sat down it was winner
so our chairs were of our jackets were in the
back of our chairs. So we were done with the meal,
(12:00):
we were done with everything. And then the hostess comes
over to Dennis and says, excuse me, I need to
take your jacket and he's like what She's like, yes,
I'm sorry. We have this policy you have to use
the co check room. We don't like jackets hanging on
the back of the chairs, and Dennis just looks at
her goes, oh, just get me the check. I would.
(12:22):
I do think Dennis may have adjusted his patients level
seeing that we are in a pandemic and Harker shortage,
so we have to be a little bit more patient.
So I still stand behind him because really we hear
the entire meal, and finally you're coming to ask for
our jackets when we're leaving get out of here. Oh
(12:43):
can I tell you my favorite Dennis story? I cannot
give you. I cannot give you a location or who
did it. But I was with Elvis, Dennis, and a
couple other people and somebody decided to drop acid unbeknownst
to Dennis, sitting just hanging out, and this person starts
(13:03):
tripping hard, like staring at the ceiling and chuckling, looking
us dead in the face and like, and Dennis was like, oh,
dear God, what is going on? Explained to me, what's happened?
Did he drink too much alcohol? What is happening here?
And when we told him, he was like, who drops acid?
The rest of us? It was hilarious. His reaction to
(13:26):
it was so funny. And then when Elvis found out
he was like I hate you all so funny. All right,
tomorrow part two of Dennis Clark. We should actually get
him on, we should alright, that's all the time we
have by everybody. Fifteen minute morning show
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