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April 5, 2023 14 mins

Skeery reveals some personal details about an incident he had when he was just nine years old…

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
morning show, the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Here we go,
get a room full. We're missing Danielle, we're missing Garrett,
I'm missing Nate and Diana camera. But we have Scottie

(00:28):
b we have Gandhi and look at that diamond is here,
Producer Sam High and Andrew is sitting in today and Scary,
what up? What up? But you know I tried to
get coach boy Josh de joined us, but he wants
nothing to do with us. Made lies. I watched to
make him lies right on the spot. He trusted that guy.

(00:50):
Before we get started a little piece of business. Scottie
just said to be. Scotty just said to me, I
have something to tell you. It's gonna make you very mad.
What is it? Oh? No, I just to come in
here when you're in a good mood, because you're not
gonna like something that I did. What did you do? Well?
You know when you come in here and record commercials
and production with me every day, Well, when you did
it yesterday, I still had that studio punched in from

(01:11):
this podcast. If you recorded everything I recorded yesterday again,
But Scary was recording commercials and so you and him
were talking at the same time. Shit, so two days
your production to do? Then kind of Josh has joined it.
I'm in a good mood, Josh. Hey to Josh, I'm

(01:33):
pretty good. I don't know why you guys want me here.
Do we like you? Josh? I like everyone in this room.
We got a nice room. Yeah, we have some announcements
to make you know. Diamond is going to be on
day four of filling in for Danielle doing stories and
a great job. Wow, thank you, thank you. I needed that.
Thank you really need Yeah. It's nerve wracking. Are you kidding?

(01:54):
I'm sweating in parts of my body that I didn't
even know You're not. We're a deodorant this week. Um,
First of all, I don't mind your business. Thank you everyone,
And that's not true. While I was good doing a detox,
but he shamed me this morning. So, um, you're doing detox? Yes,
we have to like detox your under arms from all
of the aluminum. Yeah, the benefit of that, but what

(02:16):
about us having to smell you? Yeah? Well it was
working up until this morning when I decided to jump rope,
and then Scotty reminded me that I would smell, and
so then I felt bad. I ran to the back.
We got drama? What what's wrong Wednesday? Tom something? What? What?
What do you mean we've got drama? I was just
trying that we had to start at the end of

(02:37):
the show. Here, we're good? What nothing? Go ahead? Oh? Yeah,
here's the problem we have. We have two shows going
on at once. We have a live show and we
have this show. Are we okay? Now? Yeah, we're good? Yea.
Was that an attempt to throw someone under the bus
that you decided to walk away from? No, not at all. Okay,
what something didn't start? Are you whispering to someone behind
soundproof glass? Scary whispering? You're refering to a soundproof class.

(03:01):
That's hilarious. I blame scott I didn't do anything bad too.
Sounds like it all got messed up because you didn't
do anything. No, blame the wheatstone. All right, moving on? Okay,
So you are giving up deodorate for a week. Well
I thought that I was, but you know I used
some today because Scottie shamed me. And don't listen to Scottie. Um,

(03:24):
I have to walk through the onion cloud every morning.
So she no what and you know what. I'm going
to reserve. Um, some things that I have to say
for later. Okay, how about I won't get in trouble here.
People think that we all really truly fight and hate
each other. We do. Yeah, at least half of that
is true. What are your thoughts about today's show, Josh,

(03:44):
you were a part of it. It was a fantastic show.
Job well done everyone in this room. Wow Wow, some
nice compliments. I don't trust it. As our operations manager.
What big events do we have coming up that we
need to be like thinking about planning ahead? Okay? Um,
we have the Miami trip that's gonna be nice. We

(04:07):
have Lewis Capaldi coming in. Um, a lot of other
great guests coming up. So yeah, there's a lot of
exciting things on the horizon. About food deliveries, we got
one on Friday and then one for Grilled Cheese Day
next week, Scary Jones, Well, well, melt is coming next
week for Grilled Cheese Day Melt Shop and John George

(04:28):
is bringing up some delights just in time for Easter delights,
they said, very much. You don't know. John George is
a famous chef worldwide, world renowned. So anytime we get
to taste his delicacies, I get excited. Delicacies delica, some

(04:50):
sweet and some savory, and I'm for both, like chicken
and waffles. Second quarter scary Yeah, watering, Andrew, I don't
see any food on the calendar for Friday. Okay, you
said there was food. Yeah, no, no, I'll do it
when I'm back at my desk. Oh, like you were
so busy not hitting the end of the show. I'll

(05:12):
do it when I'm back at that one No, no no,
one day You'll learn about radio, because I had nothing
to do with that right now, Lord, this is getting dirty.
Andrew's annoyed because his response is okay, I just feel
like it does a good job of just being like,

(05:32):
I'm done with the conversation now, okay, thank you. So
salty to each other, so salt. You know, I'm finding
that because of the salt between Gandhi and Andrew, now
we're all becoming a little more salty. Well well, oh no,
the salt is saturating. Yeah, oh yeah, no, we're swimming
in it. Well, Andrew, I'm him and c salt block,

(05:52):
and I gave him a gift everything nonsense. Would you
give him? Oh? She gave you that an incredible kitchen tool,
and you haven't taken it home. There I didn't want to,
like walk home with it on the track. Why it's
not that big. I'll take it. If you don't want it,
I want it. He doesn't even cook. You don't cook, Okay, okay,

(06:12):
you order out like every night. You know, it's really cool.
It's a kitchen tool. You put it over your sink
and you can shop vegetables and and you can just
push the part you're not gonna eat into the bowl. Yeah,
but it's on your desk. It's so smart. I think
it's a great idea. But not if it's not at
your house. It's going to be used. I Andrew as
a virtual doorman on his front door, and I'm locked
into it. So every time he gets take out, I

(06:34):
see oh noh my god, I'm so sorry. Now I
believe gifted this knowing exactly how it was going to
fall out. This wasn't a real gift for you. You You
were setting him up ahead, think ahead, so exactly what
he's doing that I can go and I can see
the delivery man and see if he got pizza. Did
you just show up at his apartment if it's good.

(06:54):
I did not know this was going to become an
attack Andrew podcast. That's why you're never here, because that's
always what we want to do. That's why you're not
invited here, because all we ever want to do is
attack us and welcome today. We love our Andrew stop.
I pushed him all the way down the hallway. He
got a very fun little ride today. I thought it
was fun, but then I realized I had a psycho

(07:16):
pushing me. And then I saw I heard you go it.
Just keep pushing and pushing and the window. He was
screaming a little. It was because I realized that you
were pushing me. So I at any point could have
been thrown into a wall. But were you You threw
me into a chair. He ran into the chair. I

(07:36):
feel like this podcast is going absolutely nowhere. Absolutely Hey,
can we talk about nineteenth century things that are still
in use today? Left turn your personality? No, Nate. Nate
and I were walking through the parking garage the other day,
and do you know that they have fire buckets hanging
on the wall. I saw it's a bucket with sand

(07:57):
that says fire on it. I thought that was an ashtray. No,
it couldn't be. I don't know why they're there, but
you know what, that still works. What is it for
an engine on fire? If there's an oil fire or
a grease fire or whatever. You you you can't put
water on it. You have to put something dry on it.
And that's how you do it. Oh yeah, learn something

(08:17):
new every day. But it's one tiny bucket. Hey, yeah,
we're gonna need a bigger bull really do anything in
the event of a fire. I think her diamonds under arms,
which she's not very there's probably some old New York
City law that requires them to have that could be
all right, Well that was a good try, a good
at getting the podcast back on track. Yeah, thank you man.

(08:39):
Anyone else have a little tidbit they're gonna throw out
there that we can all comment on. Anyone ever crap
their pants? Yeah, yeah, it always turns to shark. I
didn't do it? Are we not answering that question? Done it?
Like in the best five minutes. My aunt was once
in the bathroom too long at Easter and I crap
my pts? Old were you? I was like thirteen? And

(09:04):
then and then then I went in and cleaned myself
after she got out, and I hid the underwear in
her closet bathroom like you were going to recover. I
didn't want to throw them out because someone would see
him in the basket, so I like hit it back
in the closet foolproof. I crapped my pants and wall bounds.
When I was nine. Yeah, is the best part of
that story. I love a You know what age it was?

(09:25):
I was nine. I was nine. I remember I had
a big meal and then and then we had ice
cream from the ice cream to Miss a Softy Guy.
And then my mother said, come on, we're going shopping.
And I was going up one of the aisles and
I'm like, and it was the middle of August, so
I had shorts on. Oh my god, st cleaned up.

(09:52):
But I was nine. All right, Well I did it
at thirty two, so I guess I can. Yeah, we
really covers. I set into a baby. I was drunk
with you people in the afternoon on white wine, which
is not something I'm used to digesting. No, no, no,
I waited till I got in. I vomited. Yeah, but
that was a different time. I went on a long

(10:12):
walk all the way into Liberty State Park and there's
no freaking bathroom over there. And I was walking back
to my apartment, which takes roughly what twenty five thirty minutes.
I did not make it, did not make it home.
I blame the white wine. I feel like we've been
very bad influences on you. Yeah, it was some of
my favorite shitty memories of my life. No pun intended.
So let's shift to let's pivot. Okay, pivot to another topic.

(10:36):
Anyone have something just out of the sky and their pants? Oh, Scottie, next,
Josh has another one. I think we should do a
drag show on the air one day with everyone from
the show. Oh that's dangerous for children. That would be fun.
What is your drag name going to be? Irene Irene Maiden? Yes,

(10:56):
he loves his rock. I really wanted to dress up.
I love that you leave your beard on. No beaten
drag kings to wow Josh? Please wait, does anyone else
have a drag name picked out? Because I have mine?
Clamidia Burns. I love that I am Rhonda applause. Wait,
but can you be can I can I still be
a drag queen as a woman, you can be a

(11:17):
drag king okay. Or you could be a woman dressing
up like a drag what you could do whatever you want?
How about that? I know a professional drag queen. Maybe
I could have her come in and help us with
hair and makeup if we want. Yeah, Lucy Stools sounds
like very fidding. She would invite, she would invite, kid
rotten chard, drag shows up, all the beverages. Nothing feeling

(11:45):
right now what I've been bringing up things to talk
about for four friggid hours. I can't come up with
it anymore. True, that's fair. I do want to talk
about something on the show tomorrow. Have you ever really
truly wished you could be off the grid for like
two solid days? Yes? Absolutely, do it your work, I know,

(12:11):
but I think we need to be off the grid sometimes.
I want to get into this tomorrow. Yes, I'm afraid too.
I would love to be like a week off the grid,
absolutely too good time. I want to know what's in
the grid, Like even like internet at all, you cannot
be reached, can't be reached? Okay, no easier, but you
said no, Diamond, you're like long, five days a full

(12:32):
week too long? Why not? Why? Why can't you do that?
Just because I want to know that people miss me. Hello,
you know you know will miss you. Listen. My love
language is words of affirmation. So yeah, so I mean
if you miss an me, text me amazing. I can't
imagine you wake up to no good morning text, not
even from your friends. I would cry. Okay, wow, do

(12:53):
you guys all know your love languages? Yes? How do
you determine your love language? There's a little quiz that
you can take. There are five love languages. I think
if I name them, you would probably just be able
to identify you are. So it's words of affirmation, physical touch,
quality time, gifts, and acts of service. I am one
acts of service. I think I'm acts of service. To

(13:14):
touch me. Scotti needs to be touched. Okay, Scotty needs
to be touched. Ye, touch me, So we go, touch Scotty.
Come on, h Josh is coming to touch you. Here
we go go bear hugging like a big hug. What
are your languages? I think I see the probably touch Yeah, okay,
I like quality time, Okay, like words of affirmation and

(13:37):
acts of service. No one can't pick one. I'd like
to be all. Josh really loves you, don't Josh camera
where Scotty's fans half way down. Yeah, I don't think
we should he put them there. I don't think we

(13:58):
should play that. Okay, know that we can't post that,
can't post that. You can't grab someone's private parts, and
we post it. I fake grabbed it. Yeah, you faked it.
Scotty just screams at the thought of anything of someone
farting on me either on camera. Yeah, you can't. I

(14:21):
can't see that. Yes, I almost sharded this guy ever,
the worst podcast ever ever. We blue dot it. They
put a blue dot. I don't I don't know if
we have that capability, won't aw I've learned so much. Yeah,

(14:42):
we're done. Hey, thanks for joining us. By they're not
here anymore. Fifteen minute Morning Show

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