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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Represents minute Morning Show. Wow? Is it working? Yeah,
it's working, it's working all right. Hey, welcome to another
fifteen minute morning show podcast Around the Table. We've got
Gandhi and Dave, Rhodie and Garrett and Danielle in straight
(00:28):
eight and live from Jacksonville, Florida, the one and only Frog.
So here we go. What a day. Is it working? Yeah,
but everyone's looking at the control panel as if it's
not working. Is it working? It's working all right, Nate,
go ahead, what do you want to do? Well, you
just hit the button off that was keeping track of
how long we were doing this. I got it. It
(00:52):
could be a shorter fifteen minute morning show. Okay, No,
we're sixty seconds and I'm watching the timer. I wanted
to talk more about being stood up. I got stood up,
believe it or hut? I know. I believe it. I
got stuck one time because who would stand me up
a dead girl? Stop it? And you can stand me
up because I would have to kill her on the date, Brody.
(01:13):
But what if you made a second date forgetting you
killed her and then she didn't show? Would I forget Okay, okay,
none of this. Who cares and now tell us right now?
Why did she stand you of all people? I don't know, Okay,
So I think it started with she was just very late,
like she was taking forever to get ready, and then
it just ballooned into I'm not going to make this
date and I'm gonna look bad, so I'm not even
(01:35):
going to show up. That's what I think. It was terrible. Yeah,
So then I'm like, I'm not going to go out
with someone that takes forever to get ready. I'm not
doing this. I get that. Yeah. I also think it's
so rude when people stand people up. There's just no
excuse for it. I stood somebody up, though. That was
an accident. I fell asleep. I fell asleep. I woke
up realized that date had happened like two hours ago.
(01:58):
She never talked to me again. You know, have you
ever gone into a restaurant and you see someone walk
in and they're looking around, They keep looking at their
phone to see if you give a text message. They
look like they're waiting for someone, and you just know
in your head they are waiting for someone and they
are being stood up. And I mean it happens, you know.
This morning on our show, Smiling Stephen, our producer from Philly,
he told the story of how this guy was thirty
(02:19):
minutes late and then he left. I think waiting for
thirty minutes is five minutes too long. I think that
last five minutes in waiting for someone for the thirty
minutes is just pitiful. I say, from now on twenty
five minutes. I mean you said this name. We live
in the city of New York City, where being late
is typical, and sometimes when you're underground on a train
(02:42):
you can't get self service sometimes, but every stop you can.
Every stop it pops back on. Wow, you're very observing.
I give somebody fifteen minutes just to be late, period,
and then on top of that, I was gonna give
him fifteen I agree with you, I was act ten
ten minutes. I've had the opposite happen to me where
(03:03):
I go to dinner alone, if I'm in a business
trip or something, and then the waite staff can continuously
thinks I'm waiting for someone. Oh, do you want to
wait to order until your your partner comes or your
your date? Go no, I'm alone, and they give you
that look. Oh, like, it's almost better if you said
you have stood up, as opposed to you don't even
get stood. No one to even think about you're so scary. No,
(03:25):
I don't have a problem being alone. But the staff
seems to have a problem because they're like, are you
waiting for somebody? That's weird because they should see people
who are dining alone all the time. But keep approaching me.
What do you do. I'm going to go by myself somewhere,
and I'm by myself, I'll sit at the bar. If
there's a bar area, I'll just sit at the bar
so it doesn't look like I'm at a table for
two I'm waiting for another person. You're saying, if you're
going to dinner by yourself, you should never sit at
(03:46):
the table. You should sit at the bar and you're safe.
I wonder if it's because they're going to make less
money and they're like, there, you're wasting a table for
to go sit at the bar. This is a two top.
What a great scam though, I just realized this. I'm
gonna go someplace, sit down at the bar, sit there
for a second and look at my watch, then get
(04:09):
a drink, then order some food. And somebody says, hey,
are you waiting for somebody? Like, yeah, they're still not here.
Maybe I'll get the meal for free because a pity you, yeah,
wouldn't be a great idea. That pathetic. You're pathetic that
I've tried it. Wow, I don't know, you know, it's
really funny this morning talking to Froggy and Lisa about
their anniversary dinner last night where Froggy accidentally in air quotes,
(04:32):
left his credit card at home and she didn't have
a credit card. And I'm sorry, I just don't don't
have any patience for someone who doesn't always have a
credit card with him at all times. I think this
was an exception to that though, because she said very
clearly I'm not bringing mine. Then she reminded him to
bring his, and he failed on every level. And why
are we? Okay? Why are we mad at Lisa? I'm
(04:52):
not hating. Why are we? I'm sorry, but I, in
all fairness, Daniel, you're always on you always, Why are we?
I just don't have any patience for him jury who
doesn't have a credit card. Listen to her testimony forgot
his credit card too. We are forgetting that part after
being reminded having okay, so then they should share the
(05:16):
responsibility and share the blame Froggy. But at least she said,
I'm not bringing it, take yours. A man never gets
to say that. What man goes, Hey, I'm leaving my
wallet health tonight. My husband has said it to be
that's the weirdest thing. A man takes his wallet. That's
what makes him a man. That century isn't. Yeah, my
(05:39):
point is it's easy for Lisa to go, I'm not
bringing my identification as an adult tonight. I'm not bringing
anyway to pay for anything. You know, like, I'm gonna
be a child tonight, Daddy, Let Froggy be the adult. No,
you're both adults. Bring your driver's license. Froggy's in a
car accidents. I completely disagree about this one. She planned
it out. She told him she's reminded him to bring
(06:01):
the credit card and it didn't happen. And Lisa, the
best part was we had multiple conversation sitting at the
table while we were waiting to see if they took
electronic payment. She's like, what are you gonna do? I said,
I'll just run down the street to the bank because
I'll use my phone and get money out of the
a t M. She says, what am I gonna do
while you do that? I said, well you can either one.
You can sit here at the table. She's like, I'll
(06:23):
look like a fool, I said, or you can go
with me. She's like, what are you gonna leave for collateral?
So I'm like looking around for also on this whole thing.
I know you probably don't do it, Elvis, but my
boyfriend does this all the time, which is he wears
pants that are tight and doesn't want to put stuff
in his pockets, and all of a sudden he's hitting
(06:44):
me all of his crap. Hey can you put that
in your backpack? Hey? Can you put that in person?
And I'm like, dude, but that's what Lisa did. Everyone's
yelling at least about it, because had Brandon been abducted,
like you guys all were worried about, he wouldn't have
had a credit card. I would have had it. I
will besh Brandon too. He should not be wearing pants
Tidy can't carry things he's supposed to be. He looks
hot in those West pants in a tight He finds
(07:05):
a way to squeeze that wallet. Brandon looks hot in
his pants, but mine are too tight. What's the difference?
Yours are only tight in the crotch? Yeah, when you're
sitting down here, it's your balls. You got camel looking direct?
Are they too tighten? Know? These pants are perfect, Daniel?
Are they not camel toe pants today? These pants looks
(07:26):
so good on him. I don't like him because they're not.
I'm sitting here and they're the tightest nut hugging things
I've been like. This is why you who want to
date you? She can see your crab all right, you're
gonna be able to have kids. That's fine with me.
Tighter the better. I don't want kids. Is that what
(07:48):
you do it? You don't want kids? You're a minute
when you see you're strangling your swim when you say
I don't want kids. The tighter the better. We're talking
about your pants, sugar god. No, I don't want kids.
And I think, by the way, my pants weren't always
that tight. I put on a few lbs. I love
your name. So would you gain weight? Does your scrotum
get larger? I don't know if yours? Do you have?
(08:10):
Do you have fatty balls? He's always I do? Notice?
Is starting to hang a little lower though, No, you
gotta get the brow. This is a great name. It's
a braw for your voice. Yeah, it's like underwear that
keeps them up in tight. You know. It's not your
ball's fault. It's the water in the toilet because sometimes
the water the waterline is too high and then they
(08:32):
like toilet water. I've had that one time. That was
so scotty. Has it like regularly lower hanging? Boy? Write
it down, Gavin Garrett. It's a new name for a band.
Uh tea bag and toilet. I'm gonna ask about his
jupy ball we're talking about. Do you ever tea bag
the toilet with your balls? Yes? Terminal five at JFK
Always my left one hits the water. I'm sorry, that's
(08:55):
the place so far. Yes, isn't a specific stall to know,
it's just term to five in the bathroom there by
Jeff you're there, you know once or twice a year,
al right, the first time it plopped into the water.
What brought you back? Well, I mean I had to
go and I can't elevate myself. It's not I can't
raise myself. No, you cannot squat because your cheeks are
still together when you're squatting, and that holds things back.
(09:18):
Didn't you cup them? Didn't you hold them? Because then
my knuckles will hit the water? Right you can lift
up comfortable? That would be what is more uncomfortable than
your hand in the toilet water at an airpoint. But
there's stuff happening while your hand is there. I don't
want to be a part of that. Okay, he doesn't.
He doesn't want to brush by. I had a breast
(09:42):
when I had breast reduction. They breast I know when
I had breast reduction. They lifted them so that now
I can wear I can go without a braw and
they're up there. Can they do that for your guy's penis?
Can you get so your bowls are not drooping? I
(10:06):
bet they can? But do you I would rather dip
it in the JFK toilet water that have a surgery
done on my scrotum, But if I could just get
a block of ice beforehand, because if they get cold,
they're hardened up. It's called a scrotoplasty. A scrotal lift
is performed to correct a condition of excessive slackness of
(10:26):
the scrotal skin, which can have not only esthetic consequences,
but can prove to be a health rest. There you
go that outpatient. They can do it right here in
the studio. When we were talking about Nate's on the
air this morning, there was a text messure that came
through a fan theory saying that he's practicing to have
(10:46):
kids and not wearing tight pants. So, Nate, do you
want to I'm just saying not the case. I do
like those. I like the little cuffe. Thank you. The scrotoplasty,
it's a it's a scrotal lift or squatal reduction. How
much do you think how much it said they started?
(11:06):
Now if you can for insurance like I did, how
do you approve that? I don't know that problem? Your
boys and toilet water, Yeah, that's a that's a that's
a health risk. Dirty water, there's germs in there. Is disgusting.
It is the most disgusting podcast every than other things.
You know, Nate, if you need bigger pants, Scary has
(11:27):
his pre fat pants. He could probably get it out. Yeah,
four pants, get them back. When you put this in
the system, this show today, are you gonna have to do? Uh?
I need to do a lot to this explicit. Yeah, explicit.
It's not safe for work. Now we have to do
s f W. But nobody cursed. Yeah we did. We
(11:47):
cursed her Rare. Yeah, and we're talking about you know,
I didn't remember anybody saying like a bad word. That
list the question you were asking for. So James Lipton
from Actress Actors Studio, he always asked the biggest stars
in the world the same questionnaire, and on the questionnaire
(12:09):
was what is your favorite curse word? M God even
on a podcast, can't say her. I wouldn't say that.
I don't know. I don't understand. It's not even a word.
It's a made up word. I'm protecting you. I think
you should think twice about that. Sometimes you do need
me to protect you. I always need you to protect me. Sometimes,
if if left to myself, I would say it involves
(12:31):
the C word. It does, and so I just went
to see though it's a hybrid word. I like to
think I coined it myself. I think you do. You
guys want her to do it? How about I? I
can do it starts with and then rhymes with and
people can put it together. No, no, then it just
doesn't have I'm not gonna say yes or no. I
just think I don't know. No. Nate even gave me
(12:52):
the eyes. I can't say, is a rock band with
that name? No, I don't think she should. Don't don't
do it, there is. I don't think the word there's
a rock band with that name? I think No. I
don't think it's a good idea anyway. So uh, I
think and I agree with Froggy the word fuck is
fabulous because it can be applied to so many good
(13:12):
and bad things. It's just it's so versatile, Like you
can what's that? I like putting the word wad at
the end of it. I used to call people fu
or stick by the way, I guess we're definitely like
in the zone of this is not safe, you know,
which was not my favorite but probably in my top three.
(13:35):
When you called someone a dick hole one. I love
the term dick hole. I think he was calling me that.
I feel like that's really an insult because hos are
not very big, so you don't think much of that.
I think you're overthinking it. I mean, it's not really
literally that. It's just what dick hole or a whole
(13:58):
dick just thinking. My favorite curse needs another word after it.
What mine is is more of a modifier. It's fucking
so like if I got him in a car. Are
you fucking more on, you fucking idiot, you fucking asshole.
It has to be a two part Yeah, fucking douche bag.
I need two words to insult people. You should work
(14:20):
on a hybrid word that you can never say ever
on the air or a podcast. Fund Okay, how about
douche nozzle? Really a curse is here to save our career? Jeez,
this has been the most foul. I think this was
(14:42):
the most foul fifteen minute morning show podcast we've every
If you're happy, the fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Represents minute Morning Show. Wow? Is it working? Yeah,
it's working, it's working all right. Hey, welcome to another
fifteen minute morning show podcast Around the Table. We've got
Gandhi and Dave, Rhodie and Garrett and Danielle in straight
(00:28):
eight and live from Jacksonville, Florida, the one and only Frog.
So here we go. What a day. Is it working? Yeah,
but everyone's looking at the control panel as if it's
not working. Is it working? It's working all right, Nate,
go ahead, what do you want to do? Well, you
just hit the button off that was keeping track of
how long we were doing this. I got it. It
(00:52):
could be a shorter fifteen minute morning show. Okay, No,
we're sixty seconds and I'm watching the timer. I wanted
to talk more about being stood up. I got stood up,
believe it or hut? I know. I believe it. I
got stuck one time because who would stand me up
a dead girl? Stop it? And you can stand me
up because I would have to kill her on the date, Brody.
(01:13):
But what if you made a second date forgetting you
killed her and then she didn't show? Would I forget Okay, okay,
none of this. Who cares and now tell us right now?
Why did she stand you of all people? I don't know, Okay,
So I think it started with she was just very late,
like she was taking forever to get ready, and then
it just ballooned into I'm not going to make this
date and I'm gonna look bad, so I'm not even
(01:35):
going to show up. That's what I think. It was terrible. Yeah,
So then I'm like, I'm not going to go out
with someone that takes forever to get ready. I'm not
doing this. I get that. Yeah. I also think it's
so rude when people stand people up. There's just no
excuse for it. I stood somebody up, though. That was
an accident. I fell asleep. I fell asleep. I woke
up realized that date had happened like two hours ago.
(01:58):
She never talked to me again. You know, have you
ever gone into a restaurant and you see someone walk
in and they're looking around, They keep looking at their
phone to see if you give a text message. They
look like they're waiting for someone, and you just know
in your head they are waiting for someone and they
are being stood up. And I mean it happens, you know.
This morning on our show, Smiling Stephen, our producer from Philly,
he told the story of how this guy was thirty
(02:19):
minutes late and then he left. I think waiting for
thirty minutes is five minutes too long. I think that
last five minutes in waiting for someone for the thirty
minutes is just pitiful. I say, from now on twenty
five minutes. I mean you said this name. We live
in the city of New York City, where being late
is typical, and sometimes when you're underground on a train
(02:42):
you can't get self service sometimes, but every stop you can.
Every stop it pops back on. Wow, you're very observing.
I give somebody fifteen minutes just to be late, period,
and then on top of that, I was gonna give
him fifteen I agree with you, I was act ten
ten minutes. I've had the opposite happen to me where
(03:03):
I go to dinner alone, if I'm in a business
trip or something, and then the waite staff can continuously
thinks I'm waiting for someone. Oh, do you want to
wait to order until your your partner comes or your
your date? Go no, I'm alone, and they give you
that look. Oh, like, it's almost better if you said
you have stood up, as opposed to you don't even
get stood. No one to even think about you're so scary. No,
(03:25):
I don't have a problem being alone. But the staff
seems to have a problem because they're like, are you
waiting for somebody? That's weird because they should see people
who are dining alone all the time. But keep approaching me.
What do you do. I'm going to go by myself somewhere,
and I'm by myself, I'll sit at the bar. If
there's a bar area, I'll just sit at the bar
so it doesn't look like I'm at a table for
two I'm waiting for another person. You're saying, if you're
going to dinner by yourself, you should never sit at
(03:46):
the table. You should sit at the bar and you're safe.
I wonder if it's because they're going to make less
money and they're like, there, you're wasting a table for
to go sit at the bar. This is a two top.
What a great scam though, I just realized this. I'm
gonna go someplace, sit down at the bar, sit there
for a second and look at my watch, then get
(04:09):
a drink, then order some food. And somebody says, hey,
are you waiting for somebody? Like, yeah, they're still not here.
Maybe I'll get the meal for free because a pity you, yeah,
wouldn't be a great idea. That pathetic. You're pathetic that
I've tried it. Wow, I don't know, you know, it's
really funny this morning talking to Froggy and Lisa about
their anniversary dinner last night where Froggy accidentally in air quotes,
(04:32):
left his credit card at home and she didn't have
a credit card. And I'm sorry, I just don't don't
have any patience for someone who doesn't always have a
credit card with him at all times. I think this
was an exception to that though, because she said very
clearly I'm not bringing mine. Then she reminded him to
bring his, and he failed on every level. And why
are we? Okay? Why are we mad at Lisa? I'm
(04:52):
not hating. Why are we? I'm sorry, but I, in
all fairness, Daniel, you're always on you always, Why are we?
I just don't have any patience for him jury who
doesn't have a credit card. Listen to her testimony forgot
his credit card too. We are forgetting that part after
being reminded having okay, so then they should share the
(05:16):
responsibility and share the blame Froggy. But at least she said,
I'm not bringing it, take yours. A man never gets
to say that. What man goes, Hey, I'm leaving my
wallet health tonight. My husband has said it to be
that's the weirdest thing. A man takes his wallet. That's
what makes him a man. That century isn't. Yeah, my
(05:39):
point is it's easy for Lisa to go, I'm not
bringing my identification as an adult tonight. I'm not bringing
anyway to pay for anything. You know, like, I'm gonna
be a child tonight, Daddy, Let Froggy be the adult. No,
you're both adults. Bring your driver's license. Froggy's in a
car accidents. I completely disagree about this one. She planned
it out. She told him she's reminded him to bring
(06:01):
the credit card and it didn't happen. And Lisa, the
best part was we had multiple conversation sitting at the
table while we were waiting to see if they took
electronic payment. She's like, what are you gonna do? I said,
I'll just run down the street to the bank because
I'll use my phone and get money out of the
a t M. She says, what am I gonna do
while you do that? I said, well you can either one.
You can sit here at the table. She's like, I'll
(06:23):
look like a fool, I said, or you can go
with me. She's like, what are you gonna leave for collateral?
So I'm like looking around for also on this whole thing.
I know you probably don't do it, Elvis, but my
boyfriend does this all the time, which is he wears
pants that are tight and doesn't want to put stuff
in his pockets, and all of a sudden he's hitting
(06:44):
me all of his crap. Hey can you put that
in your backpack? Hey? Can you put that in person?
And I'm like, dude, but that's what Lisa did. Everyone's
yelling at least about it, because had Brandon been abducted,
like you guys all were worried about, he wouldn't have
had a credit card. I would have had it. I
will besh Brandon too. He should not be wearing pants
Tidy can't carry things he's supposed to be. He looks
hot in those West pants in a tight He finds
(07:05):
a way to squeeze that wallet. Brandon looks hot in
his pants, but mine are too tight. What's the difference?
Yours are only tight in the crotch? Yeah, when you're
sitting down here, it's your balls. You got camel looking direct?
Are they too tighten? Know? These pants are perfect, Daniel?
Are they not camel toe pants today? These pants looks
(07:26):
so good on him. I don't like him because they're not.
I'm sitting here and they're the tightest nut hugging things
I've been like. This is why you who want to
date you? She can see your crab all right, you're
gonna be able to have kids. That's fine with me.
Tighter the better. I don't want kids. Is that what
(07:48):
you do it? You don't want kids? You're a minute
when you see you're strangling your swim when you say
I don't want kids. The tighter the better. We're talking
about your pants, sugar god. No, I don't want kids.
And I think, by the way, my pants weren't always
that tight. I put on a few lbs. I love
your name. So would you gain weight? Does your scrotum
get larger? I don't know if yours? Do you have?
(08:10):
Do you have fatty balls? He's always I do? Notice?
Is starting to hang a little lower though, No, you
gotta get the brow. This is a great name. It's
a braw for your voice. Yeah, it's like underwear that
keeps them up in tight. You know. It's not your
ball's fault. It's the water in the toilet because sometimes
the water the waterline is too high and then they
(08:32):
like toilet water. I've had that one time. That was
so scotty. Has it like regularly lower hanging? Boy? Write
it down, Gavin Garrett. It's a new name for a band.
Uh tea bag and toilet. I'm gonna ask about his
jupy ball we're talking about. Do you ever tea bag
the toilet with your balls? Yes? Terminal five at JFK
Always my left one hits the water. I'm sorry, that's
(08:55):
the place so far. Yes, isn't a specific stall to know,
it's just term to five in the bathroom there by
Jeff you're there, you know once or twice a year,
al right, the first time it plopped into the water.
What brought you back? Well, I mean I had to
go and I can't elevate myself. It's not I can't
raise myself. No, you cannot squat because your cheeks are
still together when you're squatting, and that holds things back.
(09:18):
Didn't you cup them? Didn't you hold them? Because then
my knuckles will hit the water? Right you can lift
up comfortable? That would be what is more uncomfortable than
your hand in the toilet water at an airpoint. But
there's stuff happening while your hand is there. I don't
want to be a part of that. Okay, he doesn't.
He doesn't want to brush by. I had a breast
(09:42):
when I had breast reduction. They breast I know when
I had breast reduction. They lifted them so that now
I can wear I can go without a braw and
they're up there. Can they do that for your guy's penis?
Can you get so your bowls are not drooping? I
(10:06):
bet they can? But do you I would rather dip
it in the JFK toilet water that have a surgery
done on my scrotum, But if I could just get
a block of ice beforehand, because if they get cold,
they're hardened up. It's called a scrotoplasty. A scrotal lift
is performed to correct a condition of excessive slackness of
(10:26):
the scrotal skin, which can have not only esthetic consequences,
but can prove to be a health rest. There you
go that outpatient. They can do it right here in
the studio. When we were talking about Nate's on the
air this morning, there was a text messure that came
through a fan theory saying that he's practicing to have
(10:46):
kids and not wearing tight pants. So, Nate, do you
want to I'm just saying not the case. I do
like those. I like the little cuffe. Thank you. The scrotoplasty,
it's a it's a scrotal lift or squatal reduction. How
much do you think how much it said they started?
(11:06):
Now if you can for insurance like I did, how
do you approve that? I don't know that problem? Your
boys and toilet water, Yeah, that's a that's a that's
a health risk. Dirty water, there's germs in there. Is disgusting.
It is the most disgusting podcast every than other things.
You know, Nate, if you need bigger pants, Scary has
(11:27):
his pre fat pants. He could probably get it out. Yeah,
four pants, get them back. When you put this in
the system, this show today, are you gonna have to do? Uh?
I need to do a lot to this explicit. Yeah, explicit.
It's not safe for work. Now we have to do
s f W. But nobody cursed. Yeah we did. We
(11:47):
cursed her Rare. Yeah, and we're talking about you know,
I didn't remember anybody saying like a bad word. That
list the question you were asking for. So James Lipton
from Actress Actors Studio, he always asked the biggest stars
in the world the same questionnaire, and on the questionnaire
(12:09):
was what is your favorite curse word? M God even
on a podcast, can't say her. I wouldn't say that.
I don't know. I don't understand. It's not even a word.
It's a made up word. I'm protecting you. I think
you should think twice about that. Sometimes you do need
me to protect you. I always need you to protect me. Sometimes,
if if left to myself, I would say it involves
(12:31):
the C word. It does, and so I just went
to see though it's a hybrid word. I like to
think I coined it myself. I think you do. You
guys want her to do it? How about I? I
can do it starts with and then rhymes with and
people can put it together. No, no, then it just
doesn't have I'm not gonna say yes or no. I
just think I don't know. No. Nate even gave me
(12:52):
the eyes. I can't say, is a rock band with
that name? No, I don't think she should. Don't don't
do it, there is. I don't think the word there's
a rock band with that name? I think No. I
don't think it's a good idea anyway. So uh, I
think and I agree with Froggy the word fuck is
fabulous because it can be applied to so many good
(13:12):
and bad things. It's just it's so versatile, Like you
can what's that? I like putting the word wad at
the end of it. I used to call people fu
or stick by the way, I guess we're definitely like
in the zone of this is not safe, you know,
which was not my favorite but probably in my top three.
(13:35):
When you called someone a dick hole one. I love
the term dick hole. I think he was calling me that.
I feel like that's really an insult because hos are
not very big, so you don't think much of that.
I think you're overthinking it. I mean, it's not really
literally that. It's just what dick hole or a whole
(13:58):
dick just thinking. My favorite curse needs another word after it.
What mine is is more of a modifier. It's fucking
so like if I got him in a car. Are
you fucking more on, you fucking idiot, you fucking asshole.
It has to be a two part Yeah, fucking douche bag.
I need two words to insult people. You should work
(14:20):
on a hybrid word that you can never say ever
on the air or a podcast. Fund Okay, how about
douche nozzle? Really a curse is here to save our career? Jeez,
this has been the most foul. I think this was
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