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July 8, 2025 4 mins

Eric is getting his water bed delivered, and Garrett is the delivery guy who poked a hole in it!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (00:02):
The Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
All right, Scary, tells me. Today's phone tap is high concept.
Warning it's different, icy roads ahead. All right, well, Garrett
does today's phone tap? The email coming in? Says dear Elvis,
My husband Eric and I are expecting a delivery of
our waterbed today. I'd love to play a phone tap
on him with one of you. I guess we're playing

(00:26):
the part of a delivery man and making things go wrong.
All right, well, Amanda, we are now going to phone
tap your husband Eric. Amanda, the wife starts the call
to her husband Eric, letting him know that bad has arrived.
That's the good news. The bad news. Garrett is the
delivery guy. Let's listen to today's high concept phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello, honey, Yeah, oh, I have the guy here that's
fixing the waterbed you. Yeah, he was close to forty
five minutes. All right, good, he's there, Yeah, he's here.
What's your name, Mike, Amanda?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I just need your help for a second.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, what do you want me to do?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I just got to run to my truck. Uh, do
you mind just keeping your thumb right here on the bed?
For a second. Uh kind of sprung the leak. But
it's all right. I can patch it up.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I just put your thumb there. I'll be right back.
Just got to go to the truck.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
The week because the water is coming out. It's like
it's like.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Gold bed is the leak. I just put down new
floors in there. I don't care if he has to
put his lips on that mattress and suck every ounce
of water that's coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You make sure he stops that water from coming out.
You hear me, Eric, I don't know. Listen, I'm going
to the bathroom. I have to cock your Eric. I
got to put you on the phone with him. I
don't know what to do.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
A very on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
All right, I'll take the phone. You keep your finger
on there until I figure out what to do.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Okay, I'm gonna come over and then give m a
kicken his He ain't gonna believe what hit him.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Hello, you're destroying my house.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't mean I didn't wait my wife in those holes. Nos,
I walked into this.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You better figure out a way to get the floor
and offt that floor, because which is gonna walk I
just spent thousands on them with that flooring.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Trust me, I'm the bed professional. I know what I'm doing.
So all I'm asking is, do you know what you're doing?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
You want to have my wife there holding her fingers
on the holes. How much water is going over the
floor right now, because that's the second floor. Is that
war going through to the first floor.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, let's just say it's raining on the first floor.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Laning on the first floor, kidding me, yeah, but are
you some kind of idiot? I don't mean it's raining
on the first floor.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
That out of the room floor.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
I didn't get that thing plugged up.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I cannot just easily plug a bed because you know.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Why you get that whole plugged.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Get this story in my whole house.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Eric, Eric listened to me. He has this tool and
it almost hes like he's trying to fix the leak.
But listen to me, honey, it almost looks like an
ice pick. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, And what would you be doing with him?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know what you know. I don't know tools.
But and he's like punctoring, and.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
He's putting a sharp object into the mattress.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Get the hold on night night. That's my husband's shirt.
Oh honey, how you shirt? He's wiping the water with
your two hundred and fifty dollars my shirt.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Give the guy some flags?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Are you? Can?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
We get that guy on the phone.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay, hold on one second, Mike.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yes, hello, he took my monogram shirt.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You know, it was time of desperation and I didn't
want anything else leaking into the house, so I kind
of built a damn of shirts.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Did you have talks for this mattress?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know in theory? Yes, but give me some credit
because it's only my second day on the.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Job, your second day.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Get somebody else there, all right, listen, listen, I'm just
trying to smooth out the perforations to the bedpost. That
kind to know what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
But just tell your husband office.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Now, Eric, Honey, you're gonna lose your job. No, no, no, no,
don't come home. I'll get him out of the house. Honey,
I'll get him out of the house. No, don't come in.
Don't come home, Eric, No need to come home.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Who's this Hey, Eric?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
My name is Garrett from Elsterhan and the Morning Show,
and your wife Amanda wanted to play a prank on you.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Are you shidding me? Amanda? Are you kidding me? He
did this to me at your office.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Let me go on, So, Eric, what do you got
to say to your lovely wife Amanda?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Are doing a.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Pocohol in the bed? Would hot tonight?

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