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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. Oh here it is the St Patrick's Day
edition of the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast, Hello there
by Little chill As, Hello, Hello, Hello, lots of green.
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I have a little there's green, a little bit of
green in here. Oh, the counts will take it? What
is sorry? The big the big Irish bellies taken up?
Let me see that again. There's very convincing, like the bell. Well,
there's Gandhi not wearing green. Yep, oh, you are wearing green.
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There's Foggy definitely wearing green. Danielle is wearing green, Scary's
wearing black. Yeah, and of course Garrett wearing green. Uh
and Scotty b there's your green. And Brodie has green on.
He's got Jets a Jets shirt on. I can't see
Brodie and he's in I can't see. He's getting green
limited edition Lucky charms that turn your milk green? Do
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you drink the milk after like it? I mean it's
green milk. Are you gonna drink the green milk when
you're done with the cereal? Of course taste better. Oh,
please be careful because you have no idea how old
the milk and Scotty Be Studio. Have everyone here, here's
already green without the cereal exactly throwing up. If you
were caught not wearing green on St. Patrick's days, then
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you could be pinched. People could pick Oh yeah that's how.
That's how I always. I always got pinched because I
always forgot about it because it's not, you know, a
big holiday for Indians. But I appreciate it. Yeah, you
don't like my cassette tape shirt. There's not any green
in any of those labels. No, there's nothing all fairness.
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Scary has said he only has five T shirts, so
that's the one of five that he's wearing today. All right,
what do you guys want to do today? Because I'm
just gonna eat my lucky charms. Don't have a game
weekend play. We always like playing games. We do well.
They usually does the games. But he's on a phone call.
Why is he on a phone call? He knows this
is the time for the podcast. Why would he take
a phone call? Am I the only one that in
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elementary school we made Irish soda bread on St Patrick's Day? No? Yeah,
I don't know what that is? Oh you never? What? What? What?
Was the question. I say, an elementary school, Am I
the only one that made Irish soda bread? Every St.
Patrick's Day? They brought us to the kitchen and we
made Irish soda bread. Cool. You can't do that anymore, Scotty, No,
you can't. You can't have holidays that anything trying to
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take care of. You know, there's no food at schools anymore. Right,
So we're so we still have no plan for this
fifteen minute morning show podcast. I mean we could play
bad thing. What's that we were talking about? Scotti? Soda
broad that should give us on the twenty seconds. Let's
just piece it together second by second, hole on the
soda bread, neet sex with it. We got a show.
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I was in four grade. He don't have anything gross
to uh contribute, Scotty, You're gonna nothing going on anything.
Scary got yelled at because he went on our show
and said St. Patrick's Day basically is just for American
Irish to go out and get drunk. Actually all of
us is what I said. It's an excuse for Americans
in general to go out and drink. And that's why
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people go yelled at. Oh someone on text, Scary shut
the funk up too many Irish Americans. It's much more
than an excuse to drink. What a loser. But there
is a stereotype about about the Irish St Patrick's Day
and drinking, a holiday for drinking. And why are you
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thinkings stereotypes? Because they are true stereotype I mean, explain yourself. No,
but no, but it's true. I mean, who does I
mean most Irish people I know make jokes about drinking
on St. Patrick's Day, drinking a funerals use it, you know,
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the Irish exit you know, I mean you we all
know about this holiday. And I hear that in Ireland
it's celebrated a lot differently. We asked here on this show,
what is why why do we celebrate St. Patrick's Day
in America? And all I'm telling you is it's an
excuse for Americans to drink like the non Irish people. Now,
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if you are Irish, is please let me know what?
Give me more background. Scary if if you're like coming
to the what Garrett's Irish? Let's ask him Garrett garretts,
it's scary if you have to go with the defense
of well, it's a stereotype, so it has to be
true stereotypes, don't Garrett. You look at the shirt you're
wearing with a beer belly. An Irish guy with a
boat tie and a beer belly, right of course, drinking shirt. Okay,
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some people can play into it, and just like many
people amongst friends, you either go with the joke or
you you take offense to it. For many Irish Catholics
out there, this is a very very big holiday, you
know that. Okay, that's out there. So to stereotype every
single person out there, you know, like, does every single
Italian you know eat meatballs for every day and eat pizza?
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They do? They do? Somebody? I laugh because I have
a sense of humor. I'm not triggered. I'm not a
snowflake about it. That's all everyone. We we can laugh
at scary every Italian is in the mafia. That is
the fakest laugh I've ever heard of. But hold on,
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hold on, hold on, hold on. There is something to
be said for the fact that they're saying this is
the day that they drove Pagans out of Ireland, and
there's a there, there's a serious there, there is a
serious note to why we're commemorating this day. I hear.
I wish someone would correct me or let me know
if I'm right or wrong. Right when I looked it up,
it said the same thing and said that this was
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not only driving out the paganism, but the start of
Christianity in Ireland. So maybe some Pagans get sad on St.
Patrick's Day. We thought about that. That's fair. What does
that have to do with drinking? Don't anything not about
just getting wasted. It's about celebrating, right, But like I
feel like every every brand in America also takes advantage
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of it. Like you know, think of all the liquor
brands that are out there. It's everyone does things on
St Patrick's Day. Kiss me, I'm Irish, and the and
the sh Garrett reminds you it's more than just doing shots.
It's about celebrating with your friends. And I'm okay with that.
The thing is, I would like that. Why is that
not more at the forefront. It's more of a question
than anything Irish. I feel like I should. That's the
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opposite of an Irish exit. Yeah, that was like a
deliberate excite getting my ball and going home. These lucky
charms are fabulous. Oh yeah, five balls. This is St.
Patrick's Day really about the the the Mick Shake, the
mcflurry and the crispy cream uh doughnuts for St Patrick's.
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They are amazing. I'm so excited when I think of
I think of crispy cream donuts, have all of them
to like an oh, so oh that's a that's a
far stretched for a joke. Yeah, but it didn't take
me long, so it councilor points by the way, I
had my first green bagel this morning. I've never eaten
one before because I always assumed they would taste differently,
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and I got I got convinced to eat one and
it was fine. But I always hated like they because
they look green. I didn't want to eat them. I
would imagine you, like other things, if they're the wrong color,
you don't eat them. You don't eat things green typically though,
So that's correct. So that's why I don't need a
vegetable bagel. But apparently it's just food coloring. So you know,
out of all of us, Froggy is really the only
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one who's gonna be out celebrating today. Yeah, I'm going out.
I am going to a little party, little friend's house party.
And where you going frog, I'm going to the beach.
Or we we gave some We did a little contest
here on the radio station here in Jack's and so
we are having a celebration at Kolhanes Irish pub on
Atlantic Beach. It is, you know, set about doors and
they're following all the proper protocols and whatnot, but we
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are still at least having some sense of normalcy and
doing things to get back. So Danielle is going to
a smaller version just with some friends, right, yeah, one family,
and we're just like the husband is Irish and so
we're she tries to do something special for him, which
is nice, and so we just we're gonna get together tonight.
I'm gonna have some corned beef sandwich and get drunk
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with the guy. Like scary predicts. I do not think so,
but thank you, you're typically you should. So I lived
in Boston before, obviously I moved to New York with
all of you, and it is crazy on St. Patrick's
Day in Boston and every year our radio station will
do these giant parades and people get so excited, and
for me personally, it was the most miserable experience ever
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because it's freezing right now. I'm buston and you're just outside,
and of course all the drunks are throwing stuff at
you while you're on a float waving at them. Oh yeah,
there are Irish people in Boston crazy. Also, it doesn't
matter if they serve the liquor. They're coming out with
their own liquor. Anyway. It's a parade route. He's going
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to Boston. You're right scary. You could get there in
about four hours from where you are. Go. Go. You know,
it was a couple of years ago I celebrated in
Delray Beach. I hosted the same patch parade there and
we were on a trailer or some kind of a float,
I don't know in the parade and it was I
don't know, it was a blur of an afternoon. He
speaking of remember when we used to go to that
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big event in West Palm Beach sun Fest was the
name of the event, and would always put us on
the Captain Morgan Captain Morgan party barge, which I'm telling
you right now, I'm surp is that thing is still afloat,
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to be honest, Yeah, it's still there. Seriously, I mean,
we we would be on this huge party bars with
hundreds and hundreds of people in a DJ and the
music is going and the thing is rock and the guys,
I'm gonna be on shore right. A couple of times
I thought we weren't going to make it out. I know,
it's like, I don't know if this is my idea
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of celebrating today, but it wasn't St Patrick's Day. I
don't know, but I don't know who's who wants to
say something. I'm tired of trying to Patrick's Day. I
have many angles? Can you come up with for St
Patrick's Day? Other than you know, here he gets yelled
at by people who are Irish or what else? I
just want to know what mates doing on the phone
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in some kind he's laughing, come on, we need you podcast?
What was that, Scotty? So? We used to have all
those great St Patrick's Day broadcast remember Tavern on the
Green and all those other places, so that we would
go yeah Connolly's. Yeah, we used to do every St
Patrick's da. We would do the morning show and we'd
sit there and smoke cigarettes and get drunk. You know
when I saw this day we met David Brody on
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Patrick's Day? Yeah, so I had been writing parodies for
the show from January to March, and Scary said, Oh,
we're gonna do this live remote. You should come down
and meet everybody. And it was the year that there
was a problem back in ce Caucus in the in
the home office, and half the show had to go
back and wasn't there. So I met Elliott and Danielle,
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but I think the other people were back at the studio,
and I met Greg t who lied to me about
his history and radio um and told me a whole
story about his huge radio career in Florida and how
you guys begged him to come back. And then, of course,
never think that I'd work with him or get to
know him. I found out he worked one day in
Florida and came crying back. It didn't happens when he
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was out of the street calling yeah. So I was
establishing myself with Florida and then they couldn't do the show.
It out and he said they begged me to come back,
and now here I'm again. The show had to pile
into the creepy van with no seats, yes, and we
were going. We would sit and then someone would make
a turney to go we just sit in the back
of which had no seats, but the spare tire was
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back there. Yeah, we sat on the spare tire that
was our seat. And yeah, I remember the one of
the first events I worked as an intern was at
a tavern on the Green and the parking was so
expensive and I wasn't getting paid anything like four was ridiculous.
So I actually paid to work that day because it
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cost me more to park than my paycheck, and back
then I couldn't expense anything. So I was just like, oh,
I guess I'm taking one for the team and now works. Hey,
so you you told Scary that you know that what
what the tradition is if you're not wearing green on
St Patrick's Day? Right? I believe Nate is in the
same boat as Scary. He's got another drinking themed Irish shirt.
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His nipples are still going to get it. Oh my god,
Oh my god's chased him down the hallway and now
he's got him cornered because there's no way making to
escape because Scary to dead end back there. Oh my god.
That video looks like something you would see in one
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of those like true crime documentaries where all of a sudden,
there's just a scuffle. Everything moves around. Now there's an
empty chair scar everyone. Oh yeah, Scott's gonna take us
down there? What's he doing? He got him, Scotty. He
was on the move. That's so weird seeing the studios.
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We haven't been there for so long. Now you should see. Hey,
let them see. Let's let them see. Uh, let me
you can take yours out. You just unplug it. Oh,
he's our Norwegian ships still there. It's okay, that's good. Okay, Oh,
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I mean that's you know, that's over. Oh, it's funny
to see natan two screens. Okay, the toilet seat, Yeah,
that looks like a ship. That's our table of snacks
back there. What's on the table of snacks? These days
have been there, but I love Oh there's not a
lot of people there, so how does it become a
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ship haul? I don't understand the three of them, because
anything that gets sent to us we just leave around
the station from a year ago, you remember that day
the coffee machine was on the fritz. It was spraying
water of water all over the carpet. Oh my god,
you guys just left? Yeah, why not? What a mess
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over there? That is a disa. He's got a box
of tampons down there. You because everyone just abandoned this
place on March a teenth, and we never cleaned anything up,
which left it. In my defense, he left on March seventeen. Okay,
you can't talk to about Danielle's desk ever. Again. That's
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her desk is probably pristine compared to whatever the hell
that was that just happened. At least it's collectible notating
we've been looting your desk. There's nothing left. We gotta go.
We gotta go. We're over, and we're really talking about nothing.
Shut he's talking to the dog. We gotta problem. We
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gotta go. The dogs are going nuts. We gotta go.
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