June 15, 2022 • 16 mins
We promise not to throw each other under the bus! Scotty B turns down free food based off a sign?!?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we sold raise your hand. I solemnly swear, Gandhi's
not saying anything. I didn't know what I'm swearing. I'll
start over. I state your name, your day, do solways
swear not to throw anyone under the bus during this
(00:20):
fifteen minute morning show podcast. God, he didn't say it,
didn't say this. I don't know where we're going. I
can't promise you guys are all liars. You guys I've
been watching every single fifteen minute morning show podcast has
been nothing but you people throwing each other under the
fucking bus. It's mostly scary. Not not true, not true
(00:43):
that that's what That's terrible. But to say this Garrett
before I walked into your Garrett's like, oh you wait
till the podcast. If I and I'm so so under
the bus, you're throwing Garrett under the bu swear because
you guys already broke yourself. Swears Yeah, exactly that. I swore.
I swore to Elvis that I would not throw anybody
(01:04):
under the bus. But if I did, it would be scary. No,
but I was. I was telling you earlier. Elvis I
got to experience scary in his natural habitat. We've all
seen Scary videos when he goes out to dinner and
how he like meticulously like angles his camera for Instagram
and shoots and he's like the Steven Spielberg of the
Instagram food videos. Well, Scary was at dinner with me
(01:26):
on Saturday night. He's gone from the table for like
twenty minutes automatically, most of the table goes oh, he's
probably pooping. No, Scary is wandering around the restaurant like
a tourist in Times Square, filming things for Instagram. It
was interesting being on the other side of the perspective
as opposed to watching the video. Have you ever seen
influencers in the wild on Instagram? It's an amazing account.
It's actually people filming people doing TikTok's or you know,
(01:52):
you just gotta get footage. Yeah, you look a little
idiotic doing it, but hey, whole time out for time
out for a second. Yeah, what do you guys doing
in their scotty? Josh is like putting a drumstick on
his winning. You're acting like it's his private parts because
they're trying to distract and mess with me and scare
me and throw things at me. But I'm trying to
keep my composure. Did you guys see that? Yeah? And
(02:16):
then they both disappeared out of the studio once you
called him out for it. Another back, What are you
guys doing, coach to boy Josh, what are you trying
to do to poor Scotty's career? I was poking with
my wood before they started. He came in scared the
hell out. I mean, I threw water all over the place.
Did you go, yes, he did. Yeah, we all heard it.
(02:38):
We were actually doing our job. Stop. Sorry. And then
what happened with the the a gun? They scare me.
I don't know that that's coming. I just want to
be left alo. I can't wait for the new studios.
No one to bother me. I think that's going to
be the case, because apparently it's a tiny little space.
(02:58):
I'm just sitting there by myself, asked, but you're gonna
miss everybody. You're gonna go on through the glass. It'll
be great. Shouldn't have asked for this booby Trapic, we're
gonna booby trap your new studio. Please can please make
a trap door under the seat exact? I want to
put a fair gun on his chair. Vibrate prostate. Speaking
of scaring Scotty. There is a video that we did
(03:19):
earlier in the week where I would like to say
Scotty did not fart in the video. I added a
fart and then people working love that that Scotty farted
in a video when we scared him. And by the way,
are we teetering on throwing under the bus? Right here?
We're good so far. We're such a good just telling story.
I'm a good sport. I think Garret just drew himself
under the bus. That's allowed. Hey, let's do a fifteen
(03:42):
minute morning show podcast of us throwing ourselves under the bus.
That's allowed. I want to nate you go next, because
you have a lot of material that you come on. Man,
I've been You've been rigging me all day, all day.
I've been written by you. Because this this room has
(04:03):
had no cohesiveness, it's had no direction, nothing, nothing. Does
it have to have a direction? I would prefer that
you know when you host your own show one day,
scary you'll you'll need a little direction, I promise you. Yeah,
sometimes is that happening? Sometimes soon? Maybe? No? An announcement
to make Is there something coming I should know about?
(04:26):
You should make the announcement your new show that you're starting. No,
I just see I see a lot of texts go
by that say, sometimes when we're the most disorganized, that
that's sometimes the funniest stuff that comes out of us.
For some reason, they call us the sign Feld of radio.
I don't know, listen, I don't know if it's entertaining
or not. I'm just going by sometimes what I see
from sometimes, you know, Okay, I'm trying to think of
(04:50):
how to throw myself under the bus. Something help me outmate,
I can I can throw myself under the bus to Elvis.
I told you guys this the other day, but Elvis
wasn't here on the podcast. Do you remember a week
or two ago, at the very beginning of the show,
when the audio dropped out, You're like, I can't hear anything.
We're just gonna go and blind whatever because and and
something happened and you couldn't hear everybody anymore. Well, I
(05:13):
accidentally had all the mics and they're turned on through
my board, and I screwed up the whole beginning of
that show. So I'm just letting you know. Oh, no,
I knew about that. What are you talking about? The bus?
I knew that. I knew that you did that. You
didn't You just said you admitted it on the podcast,
and he's watched every podcast for the last week. Oh
you watched the podcast? Yeah, well, how come you didn't
(05:37):
send me an angry text like you're an idiot? Because
I think you understand it was a mistake. Can we
moved on? You think if you own up to the mistake, fine,
I always own up to mistakes, but it takes me
a while. I'll do that. Everyone own up to a mistake,
and I'll forgive you. That'll be this show. Go Oh
my god. Yeah. First, I'm trying to I'm trying to
(06:00):
think of I really don't make a lot so between
I can't remember the last one I made. Crazy. No.
I agree with Nate though. As soon as you just
said like, yeah, I did it, okay, sorry up, sorry on,
then a lot of people try to make all the
excuses they didn't make a mistake or it wasn't their fault,
(06:20):
and then that just sends people into a tizzy. You
can just shut it down. Boom, yep, I did it,
my bad. I just trying to think what I did.
I'm trying to decipher this text that just came through. Hi,
this is Joe who just played the music game. Okay,
I just wanted to say I love you guys, Chender Garth.
You're a great painter. Keep it up. I think that
(06:42):
was meant to be Gandhi. Yes, that's a new one.
That's your name. You're the best and you're a great
host in person. Daniel, you're wonderful and beautiful. We need
more talking and less music. Love listening to you guys
every day. So it's the Elvis, Daniel and Chender guard show.
That guy all that, but he's stilled your wrong in
every single one of Oh that's that's the problem. And
(07:06):
not chander gard We don't think it was voice isn't
Chandergara Pokemon. I was gonna give voice to text, Scotty,
you're right. I thought voice at texts when I first
started to say that. But there's no way Gandhi became
chander guards in in voice to text. So then well
it's probably worse than voice of text. He's probably texting
(07:27):
and driving because he told us he was driving while
he was listening, So he's texting the listener under the bus.
Now I know, you know to be honest, froggy. He
was saying nothing but very kind things about it, so
you could have maybe given a little slack on the
your versus your versus understand, but he used your wrong one, two, three,
four or five times like you think you would have
got one right. Just saye, you technically didn't say you
(07:50):
can't google these things while we're giving you the lyrics,
because I definitely heard some google and going on. It's
kind of hard to prove except for his because you
get hear the clicking. Do you think there'll ever be
a point where society just won't care about your anymore
and it'll just be one spelling And that's about five
years ago it started. Yeah, dude, TikTok is all you're
(08:13):
you're this, you're that, or always the wrong your. But
the thing, the thing that makes me crazy is when
like stores have professional signs made up and they have
ships spelled wrong and use the wrong punctuation, Like what
sign maker is making signs with the wrong stuff on it?
Smart one Because then when you realize that, you take
it back to that sign guy and be like, hey,
you gotta fix it, and then he gets paid twice. Hey,
people make mistakes I've had times when I'm setting something
(08:34):
out and had the wrong your on it. I didn't
mean to do it, or maybe that they did it,
I didn't. I don't know. I don't know. Can we
ask the parents, like when you when you have to
put someone in a position where they are like next
to Satan and their pieces of ship because they do
don't use the wrong right Your letting fucking go, man, Exactly,
here's a question. So Danielle, your kids, if they're writing
(08:57):
a paper, is their huge emphasis on grammar and spell
of course? Okay, so that we can't blame the schools.
Now that's just laziness. Look, you know, I see it
if people do a wrong your but I don't think
we have to take out an ad and like send
those big displays of light shows up in the air
to say I wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn't saying killed
(09:17):
the guy. I was just pointing it out. I was
only trying to be like comical. Sorry, I mean restaurant.
There was a restaurant by me that put out a
thing that said kids eat free, and it was k
idea apostrophees and I wouldn't go there. You showed them
I'm just getting the food that should makes me crazy.
I know it's so stupid and I'm such an asshole,
(09:38):
but i mean those do you starve your kids? Know?
I what somewhere else he paid for that food because
of a scene. It bothers, It bothers me, That's all
I mean. If we're going down this road. There was
just deli locally called Vetos v I t o apostrophees. Well,
they unveiled a new sign yesterday and I'm just trying
to figure it out. And this is permanent now in
(09:59):
front of the store. It's called Vetos and Son with
the amber stand. So it's v I t O apostrophe
s and Son And I'm like, that doesn't roll off
the tongue, right, It's something sounds wrong with that, Like
it sounds weird. Should be Veto and Sons Vito and Son, right,
but it's Vitos and so so anyway, but I'm not
(10:19):
gonna get into a tizzy about it. I feel like
like Elvis here, just you know, give people a break.
Let them o those who get into tizs. There's a
restaurant that used to be someone and Sons, and I
guess they hate their dad, it's just now called and son?
Have you seen that? Get up? It's and sons like
what happened to dad or whoever it was? I don't know,
(10:42):
that's funny, just wondering. Anyway, I gotta go to the
A T M machine later. Would you go to an
A T M machine? If someone scotty and froggy, if
someone said that, would you not go to the A
T M machine? There was a sign over that said
a T M machine, I wouldn't use it. You know what,
I'm not worried about going to my ATM machine because
(11:02):
it has a ship aladle more money in it than
yours done for money, So I'll probably just call it
all anything I want, I will say, hold on. I did.
One time. I was on the phone with an insurance
company and they did ask me if I could provide
them with my VEN number, and I was like, I
asked them to repeat themselves. I'm like, what was that?
Did you really? Yeah? I'm like, you need what? And
they're like, we need your VEN number? You could fry
(11:23):
any Yesterday I was in a doctor's office and when
I checked in, the woman said, uh, since your last visit,
has your demographic changed? And I said, I'm still white.
I don't know what you mean. You know, like your
home address, your phone number, that's not my demographic. That's
my that's my information. You know what's your demographic. So
I was like, no, I'm correct, right, that's not a demographic.
(11:46):
I'm assuming the only demographic that could change is maybe
your age a little bit. Maybe since five days earlier household,
you never know what if you had a birthday between,
I don't think that would be my demographic could be
and it was if you're if you were, if your
demographic four and you turn fifty four days ago, you
technically are in a different demographic. Yep, yeah, that's true.
(12:09):
I want to know what Chanderguard thinks about this. What
do you think? What wasn't a couple of weeks ago
somebody called you chihabra and when I questioned them, they said,
oh voice the text, Like, what do you have to
say to your phone to get it to say chehabra?
And how did their phone learn that? Yeah? I have
no idea. The only time I ever will deliberately correct
people is if you try to shoot on me in
my comments section on my page and then you spell
(12:30):
things incorrectly I just go underneath and correct the spelling exactly,
so then you sometimes you have to match the energy. Now,
let's all test it out. Take out your phones and
do voice to text and see what gandhi comes up
as it comes as I've done it before. And because
she's in our contacts, right, Oh that was that? What
(12:51):
the text or all the time? Oh all mind, it
just came up as Donnie, your own phone doesn't know
you my own phone. That should be your new artist
name too, Donny. Now, I one of the things that
really irritates me is, I don't know, we've talked about
this before, but if you email me and you spell
my name incorrectly in the email that you're sending to me,
(13:12):
I don't really understand it because my email address is
the correct spelling of my name. So all you have
to do is look at it and then you get
it correct. And it doesn't happen often. Get that a lot.
So even if they were giving you free money in
the email, that's never happened, not one time. But I'll
take those. I don't know. I think your personal name
is a very very important thing. I told you that.
(13:33):
One of the things my dad always stressed to us,
your name is very important. If someone doesn't spell it
right or get it right, you have every right to
correct good. You know, there are people that have worked
here for almost as long as me that still spell
my name s C O T T I E. And
it makes me nuts nuts Scott, which which you hate
just as much. I just don't get how people take
(13:55):
Garrett and turn it into Gary, like I'm pretty sure
I pronounced the tease, like, yeah, I get Gary so much,
that's okay. I get scary, scurvy, an influence. How do
they not know your name? Get all of that? I get?
I get groggy all the time, and I'm like, when
(14:15):
I feel groggy, so that's fine. You can call me
that if you'd like. It doesn't bother me. Skeeters those
ones I can actually see being autocorrect groggy because my
phone has done that. Scary. Same with you, the G
and the for next to each other, so that could
be a typo. But also when I see because there
are lots of you know, Gandhi, the real Gandhi, not
me quotes, and there will be a quote and then
(14:36):
underneath it's spelled incorrectly there and I just think, why,
why did this happen. Happened to Target Target count your days,
as Diamond says. She said that she just told a major, major, major, worldwide,
huge institution of a corporation and watch your days because
they brought her a meat ball rather than ground beef.
(14:58):
I agree with where she was coming, you know, I
when I do insta car, you're supposed to substitute as
best you can, you know, but the people can complain
about it. But I was also supposed to ask them, Hey,
is it okay if I substitute this chicken cutlet for
burled chicken. Half the time, those jerks are not paying
attention to their phone, and I'm standing there with chicken
in my hand. I'm like, well, I don't know what
to do. But then don't they just not get the
chicken because you're supposed to substitute it, And then they're
(15:21):
not supposed to be pissed because they weren't paying attention.
Maybe me ball and ground beef, don't they don't substitute?
Can you just smush it or pull it apart? A
meat ball from Target probably has seasoning already in it.
I'm assuming, yeah, I guess you're right, that's Target. It
might not know what I mean. Scotty and I used
to go on dates two I Key and watch the
planes take off by New York and eat Swedish meatballs
(15:43):
when we work in promotions. Those great, remember I love those. Yeah?
And the Lincoln berries at get you when you wipe.
When Lincoln berries yeah yeah, when Lincoln berries comes up,
it's time to end the berries. I played Lincoln Logs
(16:03):
lingol Logs.
So we sold raise your hand. I solemnly swear, Gandhi's
not saying anything. I didn't know what I'm swearing. I'll
start over. I state your name, your day, do solways
swear not to throw anyone under the bus during this
(00:20):
fifteen minute morning show podcast. God, he didn't say it,
didn't say this. I don't know where we're going. I
can't promise you guys are all liars. You guys I've
been watching every single fifteen minute morning show podcast has
been nothing but you people throwing each other under the
fucking bus. It's mostly scary. Not not true, not true
(00:43):
that that's what That's terrible. But to say this Garrett
before I walked into your Garrett's like, oh you wait
till the podcast. If I and I'm so so under
the bus, you're throwing Garrett under the bu swear because
you guys already broke yourself. Swears Yeah, exactly that. I swore.
I swore to Elvis that I would not throw anybody
(01:04):
under the bus. But if I did, it would be scary. No,
but I was. I was telling you earlier. Elvis I
got to experience scary in his natural habitat. We've all
seen Scary videos when he goes out to dinner and
how he like meticulously like angles his camera for Instagram
and shoots and he's like the Steven Spielberg of the
Instagram food videos. Well, Scary was at dinner with me
(01:26):
on Saturday night. He's gone from the table for like
twenty minutes automatically, most of the table goes oh, he's
probably pooping. No, Scary is wandering around the restaurant like
a tourist in Times Square, filming things for Instagram. It
was interesting being on the other side of the perspective
as opposed to watching the video. Have you ever seen
influencers in the wild on Instagram? It's an amazing account.
It's actually people filming people doing TikTok's or you know,
(01:52):
you just gotta get footage. Yeah, you look a little
idiotic doing it, but hey, whole time out for time
out for a second. Yeah, what do you guys doing
in their scotty? Josh is like putting a drumstick on
his winning. You're acting like it's his private parts because
they're trying to distract and mess with me and scare
me and throw things at me. But I'm trying to
keep my composure. Did you guys see that? Yeah? And
(02:16):
then they both disappeared out of the studio once you
called him out for it. Another back, What are you
guys doing, coach to boy Josh, what are you trying
to do to poor Scotty's career? I was poking with
my wood before they started. He came in scared the
hell out. I mean, I threw water all over the place.
Did you go, yes, he did. Yeah, we all heard it.
(02:38):
We were actually doing our job. Stop. Sorry. And then
what happened with the the a gun? They scare me.
I don't know that that's coming. I just want to
be left alo. I can't wait for the new studios.
No one to bother me. I think that's going to
be the case, because apparently it's a tiny little space.
(02:58):
I'm just sitting there by myself, asked, but you're gonna
miss everybody. You're gonna go on through the glass. It'll
be great. Shouldn't have asked for this booby Trapic, we're
gonna booby trap your new studio. Please can please make
a trap door under the seat exact? I want to
put a fair gun on his chair. Vibrate prostate. Speaking
of scaring Scotty. There is a video that we did
(03:19):
earlier in the week where I would like to say
Scotty did not fart in the video. I added a
fart and then people working love that that Scotty farted
in a video when we scared him. And by the way,
are we teetering on throwing under the bus? Right here?
We're good so far. We're such a good just telling story.
I'm a good sport. I think Garret just drew himself
under the bus. That's allowed. Hey, let's do a fifteen
(03:42):
minute morning show podcast of us throwing ourselves under the bus.
That's allowed. I want to nate you go next, because
you have a lot of material that you come on. Man,
I've been You've been rigging me all day, all day.
I've been written by you. Because this this room has
(04:03):
had no cohesiveness, it's had no direction, nothing, nothing. Does
it have to have a direction? I would prefer that
you know when you host your own show one day,
scary you'll you'll need a little direction, I promise you. Yeah,
sometimes is that happening? Sometimes soon? Maybe? No? An announcement
to make Is there something coming I should know about?
(04:26):
You should make the announcement your new show that you're starting. No,
I just see I see a lot of texts go
by that say, sometimes when we're the most disorganized, that
that's sometimes the funniest stuff that comes out of us.
For some reason, they call us the sign Feld of radio.
I don't know, listen, I don't know if it's entertaining
or not. I'm just going by sometimes what I see
from sometimes, you know, Okay, I'm trying to think of
(04:50):
how to throw myself under the bus. Something help me outmate,
I can I can throw myself under the bus to Elvis.
I told you guys this the other day, but Elvis
wasn't here on the podcast. Do you remember a week
or two ago, at the very beginning of the show,
when the audio dropped out, You're like, I can't hear anything.
We're just gonna go and blind whatever because and and
something happened and you couldn't hear everybody anymore. Well, I
(05:13):
accidentally had all the mics and they're turned on through
my board, and I screwed up the whole beginning of
that show. So I'm just letting you know. Oh, no,
I knew about that. What are you talking about? The bus?
I knew that. I knew that you did that. You
didn't You just said you admitted it on the podcast,
and he's watched every podcast for the last week. Oh
you watched the podcast? Yeah, well, how come you didn't
(05:37):
send me an angry text like you're an idiot? Because
I think you understand it was a mistake. Can we
moved on? You think if you own up to the mistake, fine,
I always own up to mistakes, but it takes me
a while. I'll do that. Everyone own up to a mistake,
and I'll forgive you. That'll be this show. Go Oh
my god. Yeah. First, I'm trying to I'm trying to
(06:00):
think of I really don't make a lot so between
I can't remember the last one I made. Crazy. No.
I agree with Nate though. As soon as you just
said like, yeah, I did it, okay, sorry up, sorry on,
then a lot of people try to make all the
excuses they didn't make a mistake or it wasn't their fault,
(06:20):
and then that just sends people into a tizzy. You
can just shut it down. Boom, yep, I did it,
my bad. I just trying to think what I did.
I'm trying to decipher this text that just came through. Hi,
this is Joe who just played the music game. Okay,
I just wanted to say I love you guys, Chender Garth.
You're a great painter. Keep it up. I think that
(06:42):
was meant to be Gandhi. Yes, that's a new one.
That's your name. You're the best and you're a great
host in person. Daniel, you're wonderful and beautiful. We need
more talking and less music. Love listening to you guys
every day. So it's the Elvis, Daniel and Chender guard show.
That guy all that, but he's stilled your wrong in
every single one of Oh that's that's the problem. And
(07:06):
not chander gard We don't think it was voice isn't
Chandergara Pokemon. I was gonna give voice to text, Scotty,
you're right. I thought voice at texts when I first
started to say that. But there's no way Gandhi became
chander guards in in voice to text. So then well
it's probably worse than voice of text. He's probably texting
(07:27):
and driving because he told us he was driving while
he was listening, So he's texting the listener under the bus.
Now I know, you know to be honest, froggy. He
was saying nothing but very kind things about it, so
you could have maybe given a little slack on the
your versus your versus understand, but he used your wrong one, two, three,
four or five times like you think you would have
got one right. Just saye, you technically didn't say you
(07:50):
can't google these things while we're giving you the lyrics,
because I definitely heard some google and going on. It's
kind of hard to prove except for his because you
get hear the clicking. Do you think there'll ever be
a point where society just won't care about your anymore
and it'll just be one spelling And that's about five
years ago it started. Yeah, dude, TikTok is all you're
(08:13):
you're this, you're that, or always the wrong your. But
the thing, the thing that makes me crazy is when
like stores have professional signs made up and they have
ships spelled wrong and use the wrong punctuation, Like what
sign maker is making signs with the wrong stuff on it?
Smart one Because then when you realize that, you take
it back to that sign guy and be like, hey,
you gotta fix it, and then he gets paid twice. Hey,
people make mistakes I've had times when I'm setting something
(08:34):
out and had the wrong your on it. I didn't
mean to do it, or maybe that they did it,
I didn't. I don't know. I don't know. Can we
ask the parents, like when you when you have to
put someone in a position where they are like next
to Satan and their pieces of ship because they do
don't use the wrong right Your letting fucking go, man, Exactly,
here's a question. So Danielle, your kids, if they're writing
(08:57):
a paper, is their huge emphasis on grammar and spell
of course? Okay, so that we can't blame the schools.
Now that's just laziness. Look, you know, I see it
if people do a wrong your but I don't think
we have to take out an ad and like send
those big displays of light shows up in the air
to say I wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn't saying killed
(09:17):
the guy. I was just pointing it out. I was
only trying to be like comical. Sorry, I mean restaurant.
There was a restaurant by me that put out a
thing that said kids eat free, and it was k
idea apostrophees and I wouldn't go there. You showed them
I'm just getting the food that should makes me crazy.
I know it's so stupid and I'm such an asshole,
(09:38):
but i mean those do you starve your kids? Know?
I what somewhere else he paid for that food because
of a scene. It bothers, It bothers me, That's all
I mean. If we're going down this road. There was
just deli locally called Vetos v I t o apostrophees. Well,
they unveiled a new sign yesterday and I'm just trying
to figure it out. And this is permanent now in
(09:59):
front of the store. It's called Vetos and Son with
the amber stand. So it's v I t O apostrophe
s and Son And I'm like, that doesn't roll off
the tongue, right, It's something sounds wrong with that, Like
it sounds weird. Should be Veto and Sons Vito and Son, right,
but it's Vitos and so so anyway, but I'm not
(10:19):
gonna get into a tizzy about it. I feel like
like Elvis here, just you know, give people a break.
Let them o those who get into tizs. There's a
restaurant that used to be someone and Sons, and I
guess they hate their dad, it's just now called and son?
Have you seen that? Get up? It's and sons like
what happened to dad or whoever it was? I don't know,
(10:42):
that's funny, just wondering. Anyway, I gotta go to the
A T M machine later. Would you go to an
A T M machine? If someone scotty and froggy, if
someone said that, would you not go to the A
T M machine? There was a sign over that said
a T M machine, I wouldn't use it. You know what,
I'm not worried about going to my ATM machine because
(11:02):
it has a ship aladle more money in it than
yours done for money, So I'll probably just call it
all anything I want, I will say, hold on. I did.
One time. I was on the phone with an insurance
company and they did ask me if I could provide
them with my VEN number, and I was like, I
asked them to repeat themselves. I'm like, what was that?
Did you really? Yeah? I'm like, you need what? And
they're like, we need your VEN number? You could fry
(11:23):
any Yesterday I was in a doctor's office and when
I checked in, the woman said, uh, since your last visit,
has your demographic changed? And I said, I'm still white.
I don't know what you mean. You know, like your
home address, your phone number, that's not my demographic. That's
my that's my information. You know what's your demographic. So
I was like, no, I'm correct, right, that's not a demographic.
(11:46):
I'm assuming the only demographic that could change is maybe
your age a little bit. Maybe since five days earlier household,
you never know what if you had a birthday between,
I don't think that would be my demographic could be
and it was if you're if you were, if your
demographic four and you turn fifty four days ago, you
technically are in a different demographic. Yep, yeah, that's true.
(12:09):
I want to know what Chanderguard thinks about this. What
do you think? What wasn't a couple of weeks ago
somebody called you chihabra and when I questioned them, they said,
oh voice the text, Like, what do you have to
say to your phone to get it to say chehabra?
And how did their phone learn that? Yeah? I have
no idea. The only time I ever will deliberately correct
people is if you try to shoot on me in
my comments section on my page and then you spell
(12:30):
things incorrectly I just go underneath and correct the spelling exactly,
so then you sometimes you have to match the energy. Now,
let's all test it out. Take out your phones and
do voice to text and see what gandhi comes up
as it comes as I've done it before. And because
she's in our contacts, right, Oh that was that? What
(12:51):
the text or all the time? Oh all mind, it
just came up as Donnie, your own phone doesn't know
you my own phone. That should be your new artist
name too, Donny. Now, I one of the things that
really irritates me is, I don't know, we've talked about
this before, but if you email me and you spell
my name incorrectly in the email that you're sending to me,
(13:12):
I don't really understand it because my email address is
the correct spelling of my name. So all you have
to do is look at it and then you get
it correct. And it doesn't happen often. Get that a lot.
So even if they were giving you free money in
the email, that's never happened, not one time. But I'll
take those. I don't know. I think your personal name
is a very very important thing. I told you that.
(13:33):
One of the things my dad always stressed to us,
your name is very important. If someone doesn't spell it
right or get it right, you have every right to
correct good. You know, there are people that have worked
here for almost as long as me that still spell
my name s C O T T I E. And
it makes me nuts nuts Scott, which which you hate
just as much. I just don't get how people take
(13:55):
Garrett and turn it into Gary, like I'm pretty sure
I pronounced the tease, like, yeah, I get Gary so much,
that's okay. I get scary, scurvy, an influence. How do
they not know your name? Get all of that? I get?
I get groggy all the time, and I'm like, when
(14:15):
I feel groggy, so that's fine. You can call me
that if you'd like. It doesn't bother me. Skeeters those
ones I can actually see being autocorrect groggy because my
phone has done that. Scary. Same with you, the G
and the for next to each other, so that could
be a typo. But also when I see because there
are lots of you know, Gandhi, the real Gandhi, not
me quotes, and there will be a quote and then
(14:36):
underneath it's spelled incorrectly there and I just think, why,
why did this happen. Happened to Target Target count your days,
as Diamond says. She said that she just told a major, major, major, worldwide,
huge institution of a corporation and watch your days because
they brought her a meat ball rather than ground beef.
(14:58):
I agree with where she was coming, you know, I
when I do insta car, you're supposed to substitute as
best you can, you know, but the people can complain
about it. But I was also supposed to ask them, Hey,
is it okay if I substitute this chicken cutlet for
burled chicken. Half the time, those jerks are not paying
attention to their phone, and I'm standing there with chicken
in my hand. I'm like, well, I don't know what
to do. But then don't they just not get the
chicken because you're supposed to substitute it, And then they're
(15:21):
not supposed to be pissed because they weren't paying attention.
Maybe me ball and ground beef, don't they don't substitute?
Can you just smush it or pull it apart? A
meat ball from Target probably has seasoning already in it.
I'm assuming, yeah, I guess you're right, that's Target. It
might not know what I mean. Scotty and I used
to go on dates two I Key and watch the
planes take off by New York and eat Swedish meatballs
(15:43):
when we work in promotions. Those great, remember I love those. Yeah?
And the Lincoln berries at get you when you wipe.
When Lincoln berries yeah yeah, when Lincoln berries comes up,
it's time to end the berries. I played Lincoln Logs
(16:03):
lingol Logs.
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