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October 28, 2025 16 mins

In this mini-episode of the pod, Lisa, Nick, and Skinny Celia dive into one woman's obsession with meatloaf and Lisa and Nick's obsession with Meat Loaf. Listen to hear a hobby become a cry for help.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Lisa Lampanelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach.
She is a meddling advice giving yanta and know it
all and her words come from her head, her heart,
and often out of her ass. This podcast should not
be misconstrued as therapy. I should be taking with a
huge strain of salt for entertainment purposes.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Only these You need help, you're the problems. Come on,
come down, go leam, take a pill.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I think you're insane.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Do what I say, dumb ass, listen to me?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
You now do I start? Now?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Would now be the time?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Moster Lisa, Hey, everybody, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
To the show between the shows between season one and
season two of Shrinked This with Lisa Lampinelli. And because
we were so missed by the how many listeners now
seven point two listeners, We're like, you know what, let's get.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Translation.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Let's give him a tiny little episode every week where
we take an episode from last season and we take
a letter.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
That we have ignored talk about it. So Nick is here. Nick,
introduce yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Remember me, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
One ever wants to see it.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
You know who it is? Your boy Nick Scopes on
Instagram and TikTok just doing the thing here with skinny Celia.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Living Okay, And my new favorite character for you, by
the way, is Nick advertising TikTok a puffer vest Nick
is going to be the new spokesmodel for fat but
Thin for public show how well you impersonate a woman?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Please please?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
So my, oh my god, guys. I love this new
down puffer for the fall. I mean you could dress
it up, you could dress it down. It's like warm
but also like cool at the same time. And they
are going quick, I mean so quick. Link below put
Sarah as the discount code.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
It's true. Do you you are like a Sarah?

Speaker 5 (02:22):
I am a woman?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
What is it? How did you get so womanly? That's
what I'd like.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
There's a great questions. Can I tell you my dad
can do it pretty well? Really, I think it's a genetic.
It's passed down your generations like flicker like I'm doing
right now, I can do it like he can do
it really well. And I was like huh, and my
mother was like, you know, a hairdresser, and so it was.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And I think also you have the thing where you
love the puss so much that it counterbalance is how pussified.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
You are I do.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I know, good for you.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm so proud of you. You're you're you're not gender
non buyinary, but kind.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Of I'm like super binary.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, you definitely aren't. Also, speaking of non binary.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Is the best.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, by the way, you shouldn't make a face because
that's really a judgment.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm not judging non binary.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Yes, I'm judging that you believe that I am a
non bin.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Go back to that.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Cut to her, dude the microsofre.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Wait wait, say like like, I'll be Celia.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'll give you the reaction you nick say speaking of
black women, Lisa Lampinelli's here, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Go ahead, speaking of black women, Lisa Lampinelli's here. That's
literally you racist nun.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
She hates black women and non binary people.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
So anyway, okay, just sit there with that microphone shut off.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I remember I would encourage you in.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
The past to turn it on. We're gonna go opposite day, Celia, shutty.
We're just kidding. Anyway you can.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Find you know, you can't find Celia anywhere. That's the
good thing, because she's so skinny.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
I have never been able to say my social media,
not once.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
But I looked at you.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I looked at your social media. I'm not impressed. So
you will get.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Don't No, No, she's not allowed.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
She's not allowed.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
You don't follow her.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
No, no, I was asking. I wasn't asking because I
realized we're on a podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
She does.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
We don't want you to promote it, but I really
want to know, because I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
What she does is promote. This one took a picture,
whip me.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
This one didn't.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Take a picture. It's something with her. So I don't
like these binary people. Oh we've gotten off the rails.
Celia's social is go ahead, Wow, are you gonna interrupt me?
So I can't say it because I forget what it is.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Celia Underscore Underscore Romano.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
This is why we don't promote it. It becomes underscore underscore.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Was there another Celia clam Clomano.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yes, under one underscore. Yes, you should have figured out
a different way.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
You should have dashed. You maybe should have put a period.
I don't like the period.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, well you.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Know, because you'll get it anymore because you're skinny, you
fucking intern. I know you're Welcomelia. Wait, so follow Celia
Underscore Underscore Romano and the cheez like the cheese.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Thanks and the tatche.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
See what happens, by the way, see what happened the
last three things we recorded without Nick. It wasn't as
nuts as this. Look what happens when he comes back.
I guess mirth, there's joy, and you get attacked, which is.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
So nice to you?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (06:02):
I love you?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Oh are we kidding?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Okay, that's true. That's the place we are paid to
be nice to you.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
I'm never going to give you a hug hello again,
I said on the way down, I'm going to seal hug.
I miss her.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
He did he honestly.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
I'm not gonna lie to make sure you're doing good.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
You know, they paid us extra to be nice to
you off camera. On camera, we get paid extra to
treat you like ship like the stinky cheese to what you.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Are episode name.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
It's true?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
And Nick, where can they find you?

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Nick?

Speaker 5 (06:41):
They already know, baby, you can find me. You can
find men on Instagram and TikTok Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, okay, so wait, let's we went off the rails.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
We've beat.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's not your fault, Celia. I blame Nick completely. He
brings it down in me we are going back this
week to the episode called watch Out. Your obsession is showing,
and this is about weird obsessions and hobbies that people
have and where it gets a little too much like
my former obsessions with Cobra Kai Hamilton, Nick's obsession with

(07:14):
stinky cheese twat Celia. So, Nick, we have a letter
that we did ignore from last episode.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
So can you please read it?

Speaker 5 (07:23):
All right? You ready, Celia, I'm ready, okay, all right. So,
dear Lisa, Dear Lisa. In these cold winter months, I
have become obsessed with cooking meat loaf. I don't know
what It's so funny with me? All right, I have
co obsessed with cooking meat loaf. I'm constantly trying new

(07:45):
recipes and enjoying every second of the process. My kids
are sick of meat loaf, but all they really want
is mac and cheese. Meat Loaf is such.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
A comfort food.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Should I keep making it even if my kids won't
eat it? I could see why we ignored this letter.
I know something in Montreal.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
First of all, I don't get it like I like
meat loaf, and I do mean, of course, the food,
not the singer. Although we do love the singer I
love and now, by the way, he never says what
he won't do for a member said, but I won't
do that.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Do you think it's anal he's a big guy. Maybe
he's that when he's dead.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
By the way, so we're so dead.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
That's why you gotta get a higher bed and you
put the right the.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Man.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Do I know from experience?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I don't know a fucking guy.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Listen, a couple of months ago, you.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Were definitely leaning over to the meat loaf. Tits still still,
I mean not as bad. This podcast has become only
fat shaming. If you were, it's terrible. Absolutely, I think
we're going to get I yes, that's what we should do.
You know what, when we come back for season two,

(09:09):
it's all about weight loss in unhealthy ways.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yes, it'll be weight watchers.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
It'll be like Jenny Craig, it'll be about just starving yourself.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I mean, speaking of starving's all.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Okay, So this bitch she cooks meat loaf, but it's weird.
I mean, I get it, but if your kids aren't
eating it, what are you doing with it? And also,
like these kids sound misshapen already because all they want
is mac and cheese. So what is going on? What
do you think is going on with Linda? She's a
very bad mother and letter writer. I feel what do

(09:45):
you think? Yeah, it's almost like and did you know,
by the way, did I tell you this that meat Loaf?
It's the guy.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
His name it was meat.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
No, it was like meat space loaf, Like it was
two words.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
If you look up right now.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
On music Apple Music, it says meat space Loaf.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
In the New York Times.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I remember once reading an art line and they said,
mister Loaf says that.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
So he called him mister Loaf. Is his name legally
changed to meat loaf?

Speaker 5 (10:26):
That's the name of my penis. I call him mister Loaf.
Do you guys know that?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I just can't.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
But why do you think I loved meat Love speaking.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Of weird obsessions, like I loved meat Love. I think
it's because he would always leave it right all out
there on the stage, you know, like he would he
just really made the effort.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
I think, great performer, bigger guy. Also like yeah, like operatic,
very like theatrical, theatrical. Just I think that's I mean,
I guess it if.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
He used to just rock up puffer like he was
just like a built in puffer vets.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
But they even his auditions, they would say he would
just like leave it all out there, and it was
just like crazy, Oh.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
My god, I love that stuff. How come?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
How could I arguably unattractive man be such an obsession
for so many people.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
I don't get it, Nick, tell me, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
So wait back to Linda.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
In short, make the meat loafs, but make sure see
in the old days you could go and donate it
to like a homeless shelter. When they used to take
unwrapped food like you could. I remember my aunt and uncle.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
It was so cute.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
After every Thanksgiving they would go, well, tomorrow, we're taking
all the lefts to you know, the Milford Senior Center
or the Milford Soup Kitchen.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
And it was so nice.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
You're not allowed to take leftovers anymore, so this bitch
can't even go and donate them.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Just fucking wrap and sur rap and throw it at
somebody's door. Yeah, it'll be fine out there.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Just here you go. You know what you should do.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Just take it to where her meat loaf is buried
and stack it up like fucking bricks.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
He buried. I would love to know.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I don't know, but he lived in Shelton, Connecticut for
a while. What I know he coached a little league there.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
I just thought it was very odd.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Connecticut's nice.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
It is nice. Shelton though, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Whoa Okay, mister fucking know guys.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Let me tell you my friend Lisa. She's on a
few homes and.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Sure do real estate.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
So Linda, I think we have to say stop with
the cooking. Also, do you think she's trying to get
sort of something some.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Need met through? This just seems like a different hobby.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, like, hey, make if
your kids don't like and make other food, make that
for yourself and then make other food for the kids.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
She's trying, I think, to recapture something like from childhood,
because I know my mother made a hell of a
meat loaf. But so maybe it has that nostalgic memory or.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Something I get for sure.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Also, it is either.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
One of you guys, that thing where you focus on
something and get obsessed with it.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
So what is that called that hyperfixation?

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
So do you think she just has to look to
the right or left and find something else?

Speaker 6 (13:32):
M I think if her kids are complaining and she's not,
then I agree with Nick she should make something else
for her kids and keep on with her own meat loaf.
But she's got to prioritize her kids and not make
the mac and cheese maybe as a side, but like
she needs a protein and a vegetable.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Balance.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I mean, you can't say it's just like where's the fiber.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
Yeah, you can't just have a big bowl of mac
and your kids like for dinner every single.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Night, every night, are going to be clogged. Their kids, dude,
they're fine.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah, work it out, Celia, fat hater. I not just
asked a question, not kind.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Of smart answer, and we clearly will not be asking.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Any more questions. Well said, smart answer.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
All I have to say is there's a reason these
letters didn't get answered in the first place. Linda from Montreal,
stop with the meat loaf. Also, don't you think ship
in regular would be tough with a meat loaf?

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Hey, let's ask mister Loaf.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, man, call him mister Loaf online too.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Hello, my alarm just went off.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh that was meat Loaf calling for the Great Bond.
Why hello, mister Loave? Why Yes, I'm carrying on your legacy. Yes, no,
Nick has loaf tits.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Okay, thank you mister.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, all right, so everybody, I think we've learned a lot.
There's reasons we ignore these letters. Don't eat anything except
a vegetable, according to Celia, because she's trying to be disordered,
and uh, I wouldn't listen to us anymore. This has
been a miniature episode that should never have happened. I'm

(15:27):
shrink this will Lisa Labinelli? Nick tell them nowhere they
should listen.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Guys, do you even remember just like listen wherever you listen, guys,
go to your iHeartRadio app or wherever the fuck you
find podcast. Yes,

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