Thanksgiving Eve Show

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It seems Thanksgiving days upon us. More than fifty five
million people expected to travel this Thanksgiving holiday. I hope
you have a wonderful things. It's like a pig. Let's
share some of our favorite risks. I love the green
bean cast world. No, it's gotta be carved chicken. It's

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fine chintz, fine chicken. I like fried chicken. On all.
I'm trying at least Duran in the Morning Show. Welcome
to one of my favorite days of the year, Thanksgiving Eve.
Hi y'all, how y'all? Day? All right, all right, We've

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got stuff to eat, We've got stuff to play, We've
got stuff to talk about. We've got stuff. I love
today because I feel like Papa Bear and all my
families around the table. I'm about to carve the new
music bird. And but first, who's voting for who this year?
Who's who's voting anyone? Can we talk about politics? What
do I miss? Oh? You know, I'll say it. Here

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are the topics that we will be able to talk about.
Who are you voting for? What do you think about abortion? Yes? Uh,
what do you think? What do you think about? Who
are you dating? How come you're not pregnant? Are you
a lesbian? What's the best religion? Oh? Yeah, who's God wins?
Who has a superior religion? Hey, good morning, Danielle, Hi, Gandhi, Hi, Froggy,

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good morning. A Hello, they're scary. There's producer Sam Morning,
my little Danielle and Gandhi. I have a little surprise
for you too. This dropped last night while you were asleep.
Brand new music from the Weekend. This is heartless. Let's
listen to it. Here we go. Wow, he definitely still

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has that the weekend sound, doesn't he? Yes, he does.
There you go heartless. I always love hearing his music.
It always sounds really, really good. Some say that song
was inspired by Selena Gomez. We don't know. Oh my gosh,
she's got one about Beaver. He's got one about her
triangle crazy, I know. And you know the Weekend went out,

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went through a breakup, came back with a new hairstyle.
The weekend that was heartless. I like that. I like
that a lot. Hey, let's start with our first call
her the day on line ten. I do believe it's Dan,
Hey doing Dan? What's going on now? What's your morning?
Good morning? So welcome to my favorite day of the
year Thanksgiving Eve. So Dan works two jobs around the clock,

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even during holidays. Wow, because a wedding is on the
way and you want to give your fiance at the
wedding she deserves. Is that what this is all about?
That is correct? Oh, you're a great guy. That's nice
of you. Yeah, he's trying to make it special. Try
to do the right thing. It's expensive, man. Let me
tell you, we're still paying for hours. You will be

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for a long time. A lot of people are so
Dan working two jobs. Now, are you gonna have any
time off for a little turkey? Oh? Yes, we're gonna
make it work. I make sure all my guys are
off the road, get home with their family, family first always.
Oh I like that. You're a great guy. You're a
great guy, and you know what, you're gonna have a
great marriage on the way. I pretty great things for
Dan everyone. Yes, I do. But uh yeah, and let's

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hear for people who work their asses off, I think
that's that makes so much of a difference. So I
know so many people, Dan, they just sort of sit
there and expect everything just to work out. Sometimes you
do have to get out there and bust your ass,
you know. And you're doing it well. Listen, thanks for listening.
First caller of the day. You've got your elvis or
in morning show. A shirt on the way. Okay, all right,
can you guys ruin it please? Yeah, we'll ruin it.

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You know what. That'll give us something to do while
you're working two shifts. We're working extra shift. Ruining your shirt,
no problem. You welcome and happy Thanksgiving, Dan, And you
tell your fiance we said good luck in congratulations. Okay. Yeah,
she's a big fan too. She loves you guys. Moved
down here, just turned around to you. She's been following
all of you. All right. He's our disciple. All right,
hold on much saying Dan and having a nice Thanksgiving.

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There you go. People who work their asses off. Maybe
I'll start that one. Yeah, I know, I wonder what
that's like. Let's go around the room, Daniel. What's on
your mind today? I just want to say congratulations to
my son Spencer. I'm so proud of. And we were
out very late last night. We were at a banquet
for his soccer team for high school and he actually
won MVP. Yeah soccer team. I almost fell off the

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chair and I was like, oh, I'm glad I didn't
leave early from this to go to bed. But that's great, Daniel, congratulations.
I'm so proud of Spencer. I'm so proud of his
entire team. So congratulations to them. So awesome. Come on, God,
let us have kids. Oh god, Oh, that's what my
around the room is. Okay, what's what's about? I'm pregnant.
I'm just kidding, totally kidding. Dinner party, comfortable, party, comfortable. No.

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So yesterday we had a bunch of puppies come in,
and you know, I escaped to go play with the
puppies and it was great. I posted a picture of
myself holding one and kissing it, and the amount of
people who have either commented or sent me a DM saying,
oh my god, you need to have babies. No, the
love does not translate the same. It's completely different with
a little puppy. Back off, It's too early to start this.
I haven't even gone home for Thanksgiving yet. Something tells

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me if Gandhi pushed real hard, a puppy would pop out.
Oh if that was the case, I would go get
knocked up right now, what's up, Froggy? So I think
my wife is a little nutty. Last night, she's starting
to decorate the house or Christmas, and she says, you know,
we don't have as many pieces of furniture as we
had in our last house because we got rid of some.
I'm thinking we need to buy a table or two

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to sit Christmas stuff on. I'm like, no, no, no, no,
We're I'm buying things things on. No. Isn't that what
they invented under the tree for. I don't know, man,
I just I'm gonna have to I need to just
move into like a little small shacks andwhere just at
least it do whatever she wants to do. That's hilarious.
I am starting to learn, after this two and a
half months of marriage that it is about compromise, and

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I'm not liking it one bit. No, I refuse to budge.
All right, let's get into horoscopes with producer Sam. You
ready to go, I'm ready, Danielle him sure, all right?
All right? Uh it is Bill Nini. The science guys
today have capricorn. You're hopeful for certain dreams to come true.
It's hard to be patient, but patience is very important

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when turning your dreams that reality. Your date is a
seven Aquarius. Though there may be struggle, you're not alone.
Don't give up on yourself. People are out there rooting
for you. Your days of nine by see shed the
things that you've been working to get rid of. It's
time to let them go. Just like Elsa says, only
keep positivity in your life. Your day is in eight terries.
You've gained strength and wisdom over time. People find comfort

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in you, and that is something to be proud of.
Your days of seven Tours. Good things are coming if
you allow yourself to use what the universe has given you.
Never forget what you shaped and what you can become.
Your days of ten Deemini. There's a journey ahead of
you and you can make it. But don't forget how
you got there and where you came from. Your Days
of nine Cancer, you have something within you that is
incredibly powerful when used wisely. Remember think before you act.

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Your days in eight Leo, don't take the opportunities for
learning new things for granted. What you learn may benefit
you in the future. Your days of seven Virgo, you
hold onto what you have because you're afraid to lose it.
But you shouldn't worry. Things are more secure than you
realize your days of ten Libra, keep working hard and
taking care of yourself what you want and me it
will come to fruition soon enough. Your days and eight

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Scorebi'll look around at what you've achieved and be proud
of yourself. You've gotten through enough hardship thus far. You're
gonna be okay. Your days of seven and Sagittarius. Don't
let your morals come into question. You know who you
are and what you believe in, so stick with them.
Good luck with that. On Thanksgiving your day is a
nine and those are your Wednesday morning hours. Ghost. Oh
thank you pretty for Sam. All right, let's get into

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the three things you need to know from Gandhi. As
we do that, you know what I know, you're already
starting to do a little shopping and looking around. Maybe
you'll be on Amazon to day buying some stuff, or
maybe I know people who are going shopping tomorrow and Thanksgiving,
believe it or not. And of course Black Friday. If
you see some little toys or extra things, pick them up.
There's always a children's hospital not that far from where
you live. Just pick up a couple of things and

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drop them off when you have a chance. Just keep
them in the car till you're driving by in when
your children's hospital adjacent, just exit, go in and here,
thank you, have a nice day. Just a little something.
I had a little glass of wine last night. He
went onto Amazon. I bought some toys for the kids
I know, and thank you red wine. All right, let's
get into the three things. What's going on Gondhi? All right,

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did you guys see this chemical plant explosion near East Texas?
It was enormous. It happened overnight at a place called
the TPC Group plant and it sent flames one hundred
feet into the air and shattered windows up to forty
miles away. So people in that area had to evacuate. Yeah,
imagine that, shattering windows up to forty miles away. Forty
miles away. And what's crazy is that there have been
no casualties so far that we know of, So that's great.

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But if you are in the area, they're saying you
gotta get out for supermarkets. Today is Turkey Wednesday. They
say it's the most chaotic day of the year because
people are showing up to get their turkeys today. And yes,
if you sit long enough, you'll probably see a fight
over someone's big turkey. Hey, you know, if you're if
you're getting in frozen turkey, you better get it early.
That thing has to sit out. Yes, there's nothing worse
than waking up on thirteen boarding and you're like, what

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do we do? Don't micro emergency turkey. And finally, everybody
has a little bit of anxiety, and apparently cows are
no different. So Russia. There's this farm in Russia that's
trying something new and they're giving virtual reality headsets to
cows to reduce their anxiety. What's in the headset? Uska?
What are they looking at? A summer field? I love it.

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I wouldn't mind one of those either, would I? Apparently,
so far this little simulation has boosted their overall mood
and emotional state. So I like that. I've never been
jealous of the cows before. All right, it is Thanksgiving Eve,
our favorite day of they ever mind? Anyway, let's get
into it. You guys ready for your Thursday? Yeah Knowlvis
Duran in the Morning Show, we shuse you and your

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farm dot com. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Thanksgiving us almost upon usis that special time a year
when your whole family gathers together in one place to

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look at their phones. He's kind a funny because every
Thanksgiving we have these same conversations about getting together with
the family and being, you know, full of anxiety and
talking about inappropriate things at the table. I don't know,
I just hang out with people we're inappropriate all year long.
This is not just a Thanksgiving for us. Yeah, now

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I'm looking forward to it. I can't wait to go
out tonight. I don't know what town I'll be in,
but I'm gonna go out because I have to. You know,
this is this is my anniversary. The night I met
Alex was done on Thanksgiving Eve, so we usually I
get together. So hopefully I'm going to be in New
York City tonight. I'm actually solving a lot of problems
on on Twitter today. Someone sent me a tweet saying, hey,

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can you settle a fight between me and at whoever? Else?
It was hand jamming? What is hand jamming? Learning? It
has many answers a hand jamming of course, here we
have the cereal killers in the next room, and they
have all their boxes of cereal. Hand jamming there is
you put your hand inside the cereal, pull it out,

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start eating out of your hand and putting your hand
back in. Not good or you know, maybe a bag
of candy or M and M's. Oh can I tell
you someone in this studio who took it a step
too far? Okay, a new way to hand jam the
definition of hand jamming. Yesterday a bunch of puppies came
into the studio, and Scottie Bee loves puppies. He was
really excited about them. When I came back, I said, Hey,

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you gotta go see the puppies. He said, no, it's
too late. By the time I get there, they will
have been so hand jammed. I can't even touch those puppies.
What they're puppies? Are you talking about? But hand jammy
to me, and it means you're putting your hand into something.
Are people putting hands into the puppies? Not that I
know of. I don't know how Scottie pets puppies, but
it's apparently inappropriate. Oh, there's no way speaking of that

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area of the puppy. I don't know, what is the
story going around where people are putting their bare ass
legs in the air and sun tending the rectums. Oh yeah,
they're butt chugging sunshine. Because they're butt chugging sunshine. Oh
my god, Daniel, I'm not kidding. This is a serious story. Okay,
have you seen the photos? So I'll show you a photo. Daniel,
I don't the photo. I saw a meme on Instagram

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several days ago. I thought it was a joke. It's not.
It's not. People are going out to the rocks and
totally nude, putting their legs way into the air, and
they're exposing the rectal area to sun. Right, but why,
I don't know why. It's supposed to help you acquire
more energy when you take in sun through the butthole.
And let me ask who did the research? My question?

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Have you engage that? I mean, look energy beaters on
high I must have been out sun tending my butt
all that on the Thanksgiving table because you have so
much more energy lately, Well, I've been sending my butt hole.
That's why. Come on, Grandma, come outside during dessert. Let's
gets you energized. It's supposedly the ancient art of Peru

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sunning Perium. Isn't a flower peranium? Perenium? I don't know. Whatever.
We're not going to have the debate about white meat
versus dark meat today, Oh god, but that has nothing
to do with the last conversation. But I will tell
you the question is which is healthier? And of course,

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naturally white meat does have less a few less calories,
but dark meat has more vitamins. And it really isn't
the meat of the turkey you need to be worried about.
It's all the mountains of carbs you put around them.
So eat whatever meat you want. I prefer dark potentition.
All right, let's get into oh the feel goods. This
is a great feel goods day because it has a

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lovely worthy giveaway at the end. I know I'm gonna
so go ahead, you go first, Okay, so our listeners.
Cecil Gonzalez told me about a woman who has been
her biggest inspiration for taking care of others. This woman's
name is Margie Colin. She and twenty years ago. She
lost her son when he was only five years old
to a brain tumor. So during his last year he

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needed so much attention, especially over the holiday season, and
it was always so meaningful to Margie that people were
giving up their own holiday with their families in order
to help hers. So for the past twenty years, Margie
and her husband have been cooking a giant, complete Thanksgiving
meal for the nurses and the staff in that wing
that took care of her son in that hospital. So

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feel goods submitters. Cecilia has been helping for the last
fifteen years and says it's getting bigger every year with
volunteers and all members of hospital staff who don't get
to go home to be with their families are welcome.
So so beautiful, Margie, are amazing, and so are you,
cecil And our friends at the op Games aka creators
of Telestrations after Dark wanted on this segment because they

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know laughter is healing. So they're donating five hundred dollars
to My Stuffed Bags Foundation, which provides new belongings and
comfort items to children whom are taken out of unfit households,
as if that's not hard enough for them, So thank
you to My Fitbags. And you know, actually the people
at ops Games Tellustrations after Dark, they gave us a

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thousand dollars this week to give away. So it's really cool.
Laughter is healing. That's why we love getting together to
play the board games because we find that the more
we laugh, the more we like each other, and the
more fun life is, I mean going around. Can you
imagine going through life not laughing? Oh no, not at all.
So much to laugh at. And thanks to Tellustrations after
Dark in our friends at the op games, we're helping

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some people out and helping. We're helping that, we're helping
the world. And thank you producer Sam. This is all
because of you. You can pick up Tellustrations after Dark
at Target, bedbef and Beyond, Barnet and Noble, wherever you
buy your board game is Elvis durand in the morning
show Turket Time from our family to yours. Happy Thanksgiving.
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don't let them get the best of you. You know,
sometimes you just find yourself like huh and kind of
out of breath and whatever. Be aware of how you're
feeling at all times, and you'll be surprised how you
can actually calm yourself down a little bit. Hey, we're
trying to get a determination on the Netflix releasing The Irishman.
It was released this morning. Yeah three, oh my god,
really yeah, three our time, because of course the West

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Coast ruins everything and it had to be midnight that time. Okay,
all right, I'm so ready to watch it. By the way,
did you see how much is coming out this weekend?
That it's criticulous coming out television? So wait, hold on,
let me get my list out. Hold on, Hold on,
where the hell did I put my list? Hold on,
I'm give me a minute. Yeah all right, so, yeah,

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I see, I get I get all anxious about about releases.
I wait, Josh Colodney, please come in, please report to
control rooms. Coaster Boy Josh. He saw The Irishman. O'May yeah,
I finished the final episode of The Crown yesterday. Are
you depressed, Well, I'm depressed. I'm sad and yeah, yeah,

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it's got me down. I'm looking for something new to watch,
so The Irishman will get me through, I think. All right, okay,
hold on for the list he coast Boy Josh, what
was The Arishman? Like? Was it good? Oh, it's very good,
Martin Scorsese at his best and yeah, definitely go see it.
I went to see in theaters. Actually, um awesome. Alpaccino
steals the show real, So if you saw it in
the theater. So we're trying to figure out what time

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it comes out on Netflix. Oh yeah, yeah, I just
wanted to see it on the big screen, so I
went to Like, it was released in the city here,
so I want to see it. How was Sebastian metascalco
He was good. He's only it for like a minute,
but like, yeah it was. Yeah, it definitely came out
overnight pretty much. It's at three am. Oh god, I
gotta see it all right. Well, thank you coaster boy Josh.

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By the way, all the all the Thanksgiving production. You're
doing fabulous. Thank you very much, I love you. All. Right,
let's get into the Danielle Report, and within this report
will be her massive list of everything that's coming out
this weekend. So much, so much, so much. Okay, first
of all, let's talk about Cardi B. Did you see
her Pepsi commercial yet? It's really really cool. So it's

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gonna air um during Thanksgiving Day parade tomorrow and it's
that's pretty cool. And she's basically giving cash away. She's
paying it forward for the holiday season. This is what
it sounds like. If you don't know they size, don't
get them a sweat up, give them the gift. It
always be gifting it forward with Cardi B. And it's

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so cute. The elves are there and there's a lot
of cash and she's making a rain and it's cute.
So check that out tomorrow during the Thanksgiving Day prade.
Well there's more to the story though. This has to
do with our friends at Pepsi gifting it forward. Yep, yep,
you know. So now Cardi B's she's she's taking a
trick off of our shows. Say she biting our style
and we're just allowing it. No, I think she's hurt us.

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And she just was so impressed and she's like, you know,
when I got through this, but I like it yet.
Don't give someone the gift of clothing if you don't
know their size. Hello, No, I never do that. No, no, no, no.
Didn't she do by the way, that commercial you said
will be during the Thanksgiving Day parade? Yep? Didn't she
do a Pepsi commercial during during the super Bowl? Yeah,
but that was that was a different one, I think,

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And of course it was a different one. I mean,
you know Pepsi, they've always had like the biggest, most
fun celebrities doing their commercials. Yeah, they like her, all right,
what's going on? What else is going all right? So
Billy Bobby Brown is making at least seven million bucks
for the next movie that she will be doing. It
could be more depending on the box office performance because
she's also the producer. She's only fifteen or so. It's

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so crazy. I love it. Gabrielle Union and Julianna Huff
are out and America's got talent now. Oh they're only
there for one season. There's a lot of rumors going
around about why they're out tell me that it was
a toxic There was a lot of toxic things going
on behind the scene between the two of them. No,
no, no no, no, not between the two of them, but

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that Julianne was always like, I'm told you know how
she's supposed to look, how she's supposed to wear her hair,
and criticized about it and something went down with Jay Leno.
It's a lot to go into, so if you want
to read about it, then I would google it. I
see Gandhi googling right now. But they are definitely not happening.
But Juliannehuff is still going to have her relationship with
the network, so I think things are okay there or

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she doesn't rock the boat. But it's interesting to read
to read about what you think or what they're saying
might have happened. So Billboard is changing its rules. Listen
to this to prevent the padding of album sales. Now,
I know, as fans you like to get like the
download codes and the merchandise and the bundling. They're not
gonna do that anymore. Well, this is going into effect

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in twenty twenty because that helps their album sales because
if you're getting you know, concert tickets bundled in with
the album, you're gonna go out and buy that album,
and so they're not going to do that. They're saying
that it's not fair. Everybody was mad at Travis Scott
last year. Yeah, exactly. Mariah Carey's All I Want for
Christmas As You now holds three Guinness World records, including
the highest charting holiday song on the Hot one hundred

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first solo artists, and the most stream track in twenty
four hours on Spotify for a female artist. So congratulations
to Mariah Carey. And I don't know about you, but
I watched this video a million times on Instagram yesterday.
Prianka Choepra surprising Jonas was a new puppy. It was
the best video. Do you think he was? He really
asleep when that dog crawled into conced He was asleep.

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So she took him a minute to like figure out
what was happening exactly. So and okay, So at first,
all I kept thinking about was, oh, gosh, his breath
must be awful. He's just waking up awful. If you
have such bad morning breath you actually melt your puppy's face. Yeah,
that's not good. So Priyanka actually like she taps Nick
on the shoulder and then he like kind of rolls

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over and the puppy starts licking him all over the
place and so guilty. So if you get a chance
to go check it out. Do you know what, I
couldn't stop looking at her giant ring when she tapped him.
All I was like, my god, woman, Okay, that's the thing.
You know what when you watch the video of Prianka
bringing the puppy into bed with Nick, yeah, you basically
see that giant ring on her finger. You see her
perfect fingernails. Yes, and she is also wearing something that's

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kind of shiny, some outfit. Maybe it's a shiny robe
or something. I don't know. She's like, she's already dressed up,
I know, and he's still in bed sleeping. By the way,
it was an early anniversary gift because their anniversaries coming
up already, their one year anniversary for being married. Okay,
so let's talk about what is on your television this weekend.
First of all, the CW is giving you our iHeartRadio
Music Festival today and tomorrow. It's a special two day special,

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so you may want to check that out. It'd be
good to watch that with the family on Thanksgiving as well.
You know Netflix, like we said, the Irishman is there.
You also have Apple TV, the series premiere of Servant, Netflix,
Mary Happy or Whatever. That's a sitcom which a lot
of people were talking about. Holiday Rush on Netflix. Garth

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Brooks Yankee Stadium concert is going down this week. That's tomorrow.
The Casey Musgrave's Christmas Show. That's a holiday variety show
that's on Amazon on Friday. Friday. On DC Universe, the
series premiere of Harley Quinn that's animated. A lot of
people are waiting for that. I mean, I can lifetime
you light up my Christmas. I mean I could go.
The list is ridiculous. Don't get mad at me, but

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you just listed twenty five things. I don't want to see.
One those you don't want to see Harley Quinn. No,
I want to see The Irishman. That's about it. Yeah, gosh,
the Merry Happy Whatever. That sitcom actually looks like it
might be cute, so you may want to check. Okay,
next hour, we're gonna talk about the fifty most important
music moments of the decade. But I promise I'm not
going to go through all fifty Yeah, no, no no, no,

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I'm rereading down that list. There's some interesting moments I
totally forgot about God. Very interesting, all right, so can
we talk about Okay, there's a radio guy named Bob
Bronson and oh boy, and he used to work down
the hall at light FM. He did the morning show
with our friend Christine Nagy, and he would come down

(25:39):
every Christmas. He would come down and bring us cookies
and remind our listeners to turn us off and turn
on Light FM because they played nothing but Christmas music. Therefore,
we banned him from our show because he was stealing
our listeners. So he recently decided he wanted to leave
a New York can move down south, and in doing so,
he packed his bags and left. But we think he
took a lot of stuff with him. Christmas, where's the

(26:05):
Christmas tree? There's nothing to decorate. So Light decided to
go to the Christmas closet to pull their tree out.
It's gone, and they said, okay, let's make some coffee
and talk about this. They went to make a coffee
and they wanted to go toast some bagels in their
delongy oven. It was gone, gone, not cool. So they're

(26:28):
saying that Bob Bronson took everything with him. Yeah, well,
apparently there was a witness to the convection oven for sure,
batty steel an Wait, hold on, back up. Remember the
date Scary stole a convection of an out of my office. Yes,
you know, but that was because it was gone unused
that it was on your floor for two months, and
I was on my floor. It was my oven. Don't

(26:48):
take stuff anybody wanted it. I'm like, I'll use it.
I mean stonehenge rocks have been there for years. Doesn't
mean you can take them because they're us. Okay, so
let me it's yours. Yeah. So, so Scary and Bob
Bronson have a little something in common. Laughed so hard.
I'm like, oh my god. Really. On the way out,

(27:09):
I kind of respect the move, and then I started
looking around for what I would take. But at the
same time, now they have no tree. But wait a minute, Okay,
so I can see why if he would take the
DeLonge toaster of it, I get that, But Christmas tree,
I mean, how do you even walk out of a
building with a like? I guess it was in the
bottoms too. With the treecation fascorations. I no, don't don't

(27:37):
say these things until we know why. I mean, there
could be a chance he bought maybe he paid for it.
Maybe I've really been trying to do investigations around here
and get all the answers. Maybe he's very you know,
attached to that tree, or it's attached to his hands.
Let me ask you a question. Do we need to
uh purchase a new tree for our friends at light

(27:58):
FM that think you get them on the phone. Are
they here? Yeah, they're here. Can we call uh, can
you call Cubby? Yeah, we can do that because they're
you know, they're playing like fifteen Christmas songs in a row.
They're not doing anything down there that's awful. That's like
waking up on Christmas morning with a turret in your stock.
The grip that's still creepy. He can seem shiving into

(28:19):
the bag, no one else thinking it's kind of hilarious.
It's a tree. Okay, ask you a question. If you
left tomorrow, what would you take with you? What would
you You wouldn't take anything there's I wouldn't think decoration.
There's nothing in this caved in building that I want

(28:39):
in my life. I would take. I have some artwork
in my office. I'll take and that's it. There's nothing
else I need. Are we getting him on the line?
Is he there? You're working on it. They're getting him
right now. Oh my god. I would try to leave
with my dignity, but I don't think that's gonna You
have none left. Yeah, it's gone by the way. You
know here, I am stuck in in in a room
in Santa Fe, New Mexico, And I know you guys
have Carmine is on the way to bring a Hugeaceiread,

(29:02):
Virgil and Virgil. So you got barbecue, you got smoked turkey,
You've got everything Italian way. So I I have a
chicken pot pie. I'm going to put in my oven
and I'm going to cook it at the same time
you were getting your food, and so we all eat together. Froggy,
what food did you bring in in your studio? I
don't have anybody. Did you steal that oven or is
it yours? Now? This is my oven? Okay, Now I

(29:25):
don't have any food. No, I'm not. I'm gonna just
sit here and watch you guys. Do we eat? Hold on?
Do we have Cubby on the line? No? No, not yet.
Well why not? Rody's trying to get Yeah, he may
be talking on the radio. I'd love to talk. It's
Christmas musical, scary, what do you need? But I just
wanted to know what would go through somebody's head in
walking out of any job with with things? Is it

(29:48):
because they want revenge? There? Is that they being spiteful? No, no,
by the way, by the way, and let me we're
not turning this into a bash Bob Bronson. No, no, no, no, um,
I don't know. We don't know. That's the thing. We don't. No,
they he took the tree or the oven, I would
do it solely out of revenge. I just want everyone
to know that. Okay, what revenge? What revenge do you

(30:08):
have against us? Well? I don't have any here. So
everything's getting left behind. But I've left some places where
I thought I should take that. We didn't take it.
We didn't Someone that used to work here that said
when they left the building they were going to poop
the table. But that's that's leaving something behind, not taking
it with them. He still works here, he's done a
k to you. Yes, all right, Well we're not getting

(30:32):
him on the phone. Let's just do something else. But
let's find out if they need a tree. Because I
don't like the fact that light of Fem's down there
playing nothing but Christmas music and they have no tree.
I know, maybe we should lend them ours. Scary, Why
don't you go steal another dongy oven and take it
down there. But the way, when are we erecting our tree? Uh?

(30:55):
I don't know. Actually, this weekend I was told that
when we come in on Monday morning, there likely will
be a and Elvis Durand show giving tree. Oh yeah,
that's right, we're doing the giving tree. Love it all right,
that's good, all right, we've got things to do here. Um,
you know what I do want to talk about. I'm
want to talk about grandparents who die at the table.
We don't no, no, no, no. Is that a common occurrence?

(31:18):
My god, that's not good. It's on my list making
list things that talk about on the show today, grandparents
who die and things giving table. I mean that is fascinating. No,
it's not. Are you fasting so today so you can
eat like an animal tomorrow? You know? The trick is
you have to stretch your stomach out. You can't fast
because then you're not gonna be able to take in
as much like those competitive eaters. They slam food the

(31:39):
day before. So we have to get real stuff today.
You have to stretch your sacks, stack out. Yep. I'm
trying to lose a couple pounds so that tomorrow I
can just gain it back. Yeah. I shouldn't do that today. No,
stretch it out. Yeah, Brodie, I've got Danielle de Lilo
on the hot line. Okay, put her on. Okay, let's go.
What Hello, Danielle. I believe I can't believe you're talking

(32:07):
about this. I discovered stuff I bought with my own money.
This guy took home with him. Okay, so we know
he took the light of him. Christmas tree, Yeah, because
I bought. Okay, let me backtrack for you a minute. Okay, broke.

(32:32):
He broke a tree when we were doing a commercial. Right,
so then the new tree. Yeah, yeah, he snapped the
bottom because he could be a dope. Okay, so you broke,
you broke a Christmas tree? Then what happened? Then I
bought a new one with my own money, right, I
want to talking. I got a new tree. And then

(32:54):
I said, all right, Bob, this is the new tree.
I'm gonna leave it in the corner for next next year.
What happened? I go to decorate, it ain't there? Sure
he walked out with the Christmas tree. I'm eighty five
percent okay, So who I'm just gonna take it, Delia,

(33:19):
she ain't here. Question what about the delongi toaster oven?
Who took that? He took that? He took the toaster
oven through. I gotta tell you, this guy got sticky thingings.
No way, let's be fair. Was it his toaster oven?
It was not. It was his cousin Vinnie. Well, okay,

(33:44):
what this is? Yeah? He had this cousin guy come
in all the time and cook for us. And then
I was a veto I think it was Veto of Anny,
one of those things. And he would come in and
he I gotta show you I have a whole big bag.
I'll take a picture of a leader of all the
stuff that Beetle would cook with. And he had this
fancy toast oven and he took to toast. He goes,

(34:07):
this is mine, and he walked out with it. All right? Okay,
So Danielle, Danielle, Okay, we gotta we gotta rush it.
But I got a question for you. Do we need
to take care of our relatives down at Light of
Him and buy them a new Christmas tree? I mean,
it's up to you. I just bought one the other day. Oh,
if they have them, we're fine. Okay, Well, let me

(34:27):
know if they need anything, because it sounds like the
Grinch really rip them off. If we can help them
do anything, let us know. Okay, I'll give you a
call later. I'm gonna I'm gonna go in and there's
a little bit and all right, thank you, Danielle. I
got a cubby on the line. Do we have cubby? Yeah,
there's cuby. Okay, hi cubby. Oh hello there guys. So,

(34:48):
so we hear that your predecessor took everything and rob
you blind. And so if you need anything else, we
hear you have a Christmas tree at Light of Him.
But if you need anything else for decorating, anything that
Bob took will replace it. What do you need? Are
you buying whatever you need? Well, we could use a
really nice Christmas tree. The one we have right here
is like the Peanuts one. It's like it's pretty bad. Okay,

(35:10):
I tell you why you have here? Andrew come here please. Yeah,
we'll get Andrew down there right now to measure, and
we're going to fill up every squarage. Yeah, we're gonna
get you a tree. We have to. Yeah. Oh my god, Christine,
you're getting a new tree. Hang out, Christine here. Hello. Yeah,
it's a good old fashioned Christmas miracle. Are you father Christmas?

(35:32):
I'm daddy Christmas. Yeah, we heard that Bob Bronson took
your tree. We're gonna get you a new one. Okay,
thank you so much, thank you. Ours is kind of
Benton falling over, so yeah, you know, I appreciate that.
And I can Christine, I can hear you like trying
to talk through the tears of joy. But we love you, guys,

(35:52):
and Merry Christmas to light FM. Okay, oh we love
you too, Thank you so much. All right, took something
as well, Bob's job. Yeah, all right, we're gonna take
a break. We gotta take it. But scary engineer Jeffers
here with a very quick eyewitness report of what he
saw on video. So when it was all taken, we
have it all on video, okay, but what came back then?

(36:15):
Did he take the tree and the DeLonge of it? Well,
we have him on the weekend bringing everything down the
freight elevator. So we talk in the security guard that
it was all his. He's leaving in blah blah blah.
It in a box. It was in a box. What
else did he take? He had to hit several boxes
with him, like he was moving out. Did you have

(36:38):
like a forklift at light FM? Like that raising stuff up?
He had a hand truck with him. I guess he
brought it from home and he was like moving out
of his office. Make sure that's not our hand truck.
All we gotta take a break. Thank you, Jazz. More
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I'm so excited about tonight. I feel like my palms
are a little sweaty. Oh what are you nervous about?

(37:42):
I just get I'm not nervous. I just get excited
about going out the night before Thanksgiving. It's good. Things
have always happened to me on this night. Blackout Wednesday,
but I'm not gonna blacks. They call it blackout Wednesday.
And then you have Thanksgiving, drunks Giving. Yeah, it's Black
Friday and then Black Friday. Uh no, I'm ready to

(38:04):
go out. I don't know where I'm gonna be going out,
but I'm going out. I always take advantage of this
this evening nice. I like to watch a movie on
this evening. Yeah, I like to get because I have
some of my family over. We'll vegi on the couch,
have some wine, watch a movie. It's nice. I'm dropping
stuff all over the place. Let me check the status
of my irishman downloading from Netflix onto my iPad. Oh

(38:24):
it's just downloaded. Oh, you're gonna watch the watch it
while you're doing the show. No, that's not cool. Where
do I find it now that it's downloaded? It should
be in like a little thing that says your stuff.
Hold on, let me play. I'm gonna play it. Don't
know why? Why? Why can't I do what I want?
Because you're doing a show right now. You don't like

(38:45):
it when I shopped during the show. Let me just
start it down at the bottom where it says downloads.
That's where it'll be. Oh no, I'm playing it already.
Hold on, I'm watching Pardon me while I watch the
Irishman Durna show Netflix presents. Oh I'm so excited. Yeah,
it was released to the public good night last night. Yeah,
this is about the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa. Oh look
at it so beautiful. I'm sorry, we're doing a show. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay,

(39:13):
you people take away on my phone. Oh my gosh, okay,
I'll watch that later. You don't want to watch Mary
Happy whatever? No, you know what. That's the thing. Danielle
was going down the list of all the shows that
are out this weekend, and none of them sound interesting.
They all sound like all right whatever, like you know,
like the Life the Hallmark Channel and the Lifetime A

(39:33):
Lifetime as you Light up My Christmas with Kim Field.
She's a woman whose family runs a Christmas light factory.
Just a small town girl. And then the city boys
shows up and saves her with his dog. It's the
same script in every show. Boyfriend comes back. So who
all is going back to their hometown tonight? This is
a big thing on Thanksgiving Eve, you know, going back

(39:55):
to your hometown if not for tonight, yeah, you know,
for some time this weekend. I know, I know two
friends who actually go home and they hook up with
their sweethearts from high school and college. Whoa, that happens
a lot cheek and they're both in a relationship at home. Oh,
but they feel in their mind, in their mind that

(40:16):
it's justifiable because they've been doing these people since they
were in high school. So it's it's not a it's
not cheating. Oh you don't add to your list either,
What do you what do you think about that? I
think that is absolutely invalid. It's still cheating. Okay, fine,
be that way. Um, what are the great things about tonight?
About Thanksgiving? Eve? Is Number one. You know you're you're

(40:38):
the house is already for tomorrow, so you don't want
to mess up the house, so you go out somewhere else, right,
you glad to a bar? Also, h what are the reasons?
We'll give me some justification to go out tonight. You're
going to have to be around your family for a
long amount of time tomorrow, and you've got to really
take the edge off tonight. Yeah. Yeah, and tomorrow if
you're going to be hungover all those carbs, yeah, you
know what I'm saying. Those are better in your skinny

(41:00):
jeans tonight, then you will tomorrow, right, because for all
those cars, gonna be a lot of bloat tomorrow. Yes.
And here's my list. Here's my list. Why Thanksgiving Eva's
the biggest drinking out of the year. Number one, nearly
all Americans have Thanksgiving off. Number two, No one wants
to entertain the night before hosting a big Thanksgiving meal.
Number three everyone's home for the holidays, wants to see
old friends. And number before Thanksgiving dinners a perfect hangover cure. Yeah,

(41:20):
do you think I have a question? Do you think
the malls will be busy today or no, they'll be
I don't know, you know what, I know the grocery
stores will be yeah, I do know of some people
who are shopping tomorrow. Lot a lot of stores are
open tomorrow. And you remember, for a while it was like,
do not open on Thanksgiving, do not make your employees work, yeah,
do not support But now people are going out anyway.

(41:41):
They don't care. I kind of feel bad for the
employees that have to come out on Thanksgiving. Why it's
not cool? Totally? What's up? Scary? I think Thanksgiving Eva's
about nostalgia. I think that's the word that I always
because because you go back to a place that you
can always go back to, you know, they say you
always go back home, and you could always you know,
you relive men memories in local bars and hangs with

(42:02):
old friends that maybe you haven't seen. This is the
time of the year that my friends that I haven't
seen in like twenty years, we all get together in
this time of year. And did you say the biggest
travel day too? Oh yeah, big travel day. Danielle, You
will remember this. When I met Alex Thanksgiving Eve with
how many years ago, nine years, eight years ago, whatever
it was, It was at a time in my life

(42:23):
where I needed a total life change. Oh yeah, I
had left a bad relationship. It just didn't work out.
I was in transition in my life. I didn't know
what I wanted. I'd just moved from from the country
to the city again. And I made all new friends
when I met Alex and his friends that Thanksgiving Eve. Yeah,
I had. I had a whole new barn of friends
I'll remember. And I really I needed new friends and

(42:45):
I had them. And so Thanksgiving Eves is it's it's
exactly what Scary says. It's about nostalgia. It's a it's
about I don't know, it's it's it's a you know,
going home even though you may not be home. Yep.
I remember. I remember being in the club the night
before Thanksgiving always when I was growing up, and I
just remember sweating and like, you know, the dancing and

(43:05):
the smell of everybody's sweating on top of each other
and the alcohol and screaming who grinding up against each other,
all the memories. You just kind of turned me off
of it now, sweaty people all over me. It was fun.
We had a good time. I don't know. I'm glad
my parents don't live in my quote unquote hometown, because

(43:25):
whenever I'm around my hometown friends, that's when I do
bad things. Yeah, that's when we could just get carried away,
like we don't have big girl and big boy jobs
now and we just no offense. I know you now,
and you still do bad things, don't I'm around my friends,
blames them the bad influence from my past. Let let's
get into the three things you need to know from Gandhi.
What's going on Gandhi. Well, it is the biggest travel

(43:46):
day of the year and a pair of really powerful
storms are threatening to overpower millions of Thanksgiving travelers. This
is happening across the country. So if you are traveling,
they say, at least two hours before a domestic flight,
three hours before an international flight. There are storms that
are going to take out power. They say from New
Mexico to New York City. And then tomorrow, wind gusts
are expected to possibly affect the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

(44:08):
So we'll see about that. Just get to the airport
on time, don't risk it. Today at least three people
have been injured after that explosion happened at a chemical
plant in East Texas. It forced people to evacuate and
shattered windows up to forty miles away. Wow. Yeah. The
company that was responsible for this says that the injured
are employees and they are being treated. And finally, we
talked about this a little bit earlier, but we have

(44:29):
an answer now. A woman on Instagram who says she
is a metaphysical scientist. Her name is Megan, suggested that
you sunbathe your rectum. We wanted to know why, she says,
and again, we have no science to really back this
up yet. But the thirty seconds of sunlight to your
bee hole is the equivalent of a full day of
sunlight with your clothes on. How nice. We have to try,

(44:49):
someone has to try. No, do a Google on this
story and look at the actual photos of people out
like big boulders. Yeah, totally nude with their legs in
the air and mister sunshines trying to get on in there.
Very joyful. Yes it did, thank a Ganda Elvis Duran
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(45:13):
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(45:37):
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we're about to get into your best of the Thanksgiving
phone taps. This one from Garrett, and I think that
the subject matter here is someone bringing someone else home
for Thanksgiving and they're spending the night in their house. So,

(46:47):
you know, I love hearing stories from people, and we
do this every stories about you going to spend Thanksgiving
with a family you don't know, but you're dating one
of them, and then you get to know this unique
maybe sad emily. I don't know, because because look, you know,
I would assume typically most Thanksgiving gatherings for families they

(47:07):
turn out okay. You know, you go there, sometimes you
drink sometimes, you know, eat a lot of food and
you won't thank you and you leave and you're fine.
But if you spend the night in the house for
a few nights, you know, then you're subject to see
all sorts of things. Right, You're going to learn a
lot about that person you're dating when you hang out
with their family. Yeah, you learn like what's to come?
Oh yeah, could be once they turn into their mother

(47:28):
or father. I get nervous for people to meet my dad,
like my boyfriend to meet my dad, because I look
like my dad and I feel like it just changes
everything I see that I mean. But also your your
dad really doesn't have much of a filter, does he?
He says whatever's on his mind? Yes he does. You
got so, you got your you got your looks and
your non filter situation from your dad. Ye all, daddy.

(47:50):
I don't know my boyfriends to see that my parents
has both my sister and if we were bringing our
boyfriend's home for the holidays because both of us have
pretty new boyfriends, yeah, and in Unison at the exact
same time, no hesitation. We were like, no, that's sad.
So so Brandon's not going home for Thanksgiving with you. No,
He's gonna go see his family for Thanksgiving and I'm
gonna hopefully make this relationship last a little longer. Okay,

(48:12):
I got you. I see what you're up to there.
I get it. Yeah, I get it. I get it.
But you know, there are also other complications. Sometimes at
the table, you know, the typical red versus blue political
conversations come up, or you know, who are you dating?
How can you know what happened to that guy? Or
you know when you're gonna get married? Yeah, those those
are but those are those typical questions. But also there's

(48:34):
always like someone who turns into a monster when they drink. Oh, yes,
and they just started insulting people because there's just that's
just what alcohol does to them. Oh yeah, you know,
there's always that person you're drunk. Those are the yeah,
and there's always a drunkle who gets a little too
handsyde Sometimes it's an aunt that does that. I don't know, yeah, sometimes. Yeah.

(48:57):
I used to have an aunt and she was great.
She was my favorite aunt. She was the aunt that
never got married. Well I thought she was a lesbian,
it doesn't matter. Yeah, but she used to kiss me
on the lips all the time, and I was like,
what I told you. When we were younger, my aunt
would come when she would visit from Italy and she
would grab my boobs and be like, where are they?
They haven't grown yet? Like something like that was back

(49:18):
in the day. God, that's like, you never reminds me
of Remember that old movie sixteen Candles? Yeah? Did you
did you ever see that one? Gandhi? Yeah? Yeah, it's
an old movie. The thing is, it's so old you
can't play it anymore because it's so politically politically incorrect.
I mean, it's bad. Go see it anyway. The grandmother's like, oh,
your boobies have grown. She starts feeling up her granddaughter

(49:39):
like that's weird. Never okay anyway, So this is what
this this phone tap is all about, sort of like
bringing that stranger home. And I would love to go
ahead and set a set a date for Monday, when
we return from Thanksgiving weekend. I want people to call
in and talk about the uncomfortable moments they had meeting

(49:59):
there magnificant others family for the very first time. Pretty interesting.
We'll get into that on Monday. Elvis, Elvis Duran, Elvis Durant.
Phone tap. All right, today's phone tap from our friend Garrett.
All right, here's what happens. Our listener, Kylie wants to
phone tap her sister, Stephanie. Stephanie is hosting Thanksgiving this year,

(50:21):
and since Kylie's at college, she thought to be a
perfect opportunity to play a little joke on her sister.
So Garrett's going to start to call to Stephanie pretending
to be Kylie's new boyfriend who will be joining them.
Let's see how this works on today's phone tap from
Garrett listening. Hello, Stephanie, this is Stephanie is Oh, hey Stephanie,

(50:41):
what's up? My name is schmid Um. I would Yeah,
Kylie didn't talk to you. I haven't talked to her
to day. Are you a friend of Kylie's? I'm her boyfriend.
She invited me over for dinner, so I kind of
I went through a phone real quick, but I figured

(51:02):
i'd call you just to say what's up and introduce myself.
And so does she know you went through her phone?
I'm sure she does real cool like that, you know,
ever since we met in class us Okay, no, no,
I'm the teacher's aid I'm a grid student. I'm sorry,
I'm confused. I teach her class. You teach her class.

(51:24):
How old are you anyway? Thirty eight? So you're thirty
eight years old. I was just wondering if we can
go over some plans for Thanksgiving dinner? Wait for Thanksgiving dinner? Yeah,
I'm really sorry. She hasn't spoken with me about that yet.
I have a gluten analogy and I just wanted to

(51:44):
make sure that use the proper breadcrumbs because I can't.
I can't have wheat. You know, I need to talk
to Kylie about this. I really appreciate the phone call.
Do you have a problem because we're sleeping together. I
need to see was Kylie? But apparently your phone her
phone is near you. Can I at least bring my

(52:06):
my pet, my pet snake? Okay? Um, you know, I'm
really sorry. UM, I need to speak with my sister
before you speak to anyone else in my family. What
am I supposed to do with mister slinky? Oh my god?
All right, so here's what old you. We'll call her back.
I'll have you call and try to U just ask
her what's going on? All right? Awesome? Cool? Hello? Okay, staty, Hello,

(52:36):
what's up? What's up? Your boyfriend just called me? Tell
me O, No, I told him not to call you.
He no. You know what. I don't even want to
hear about not to call me. How did you happen
to start dating a person that is teaching your class? Well,
I mean he's not teaching the class, he's the teacher's aide.
I mean it's starting eight years old. I don't care. Hey,

(52:59):
isping in the class. Well, I was studying at me
and he said that he could help me. And then
you know, one thing like you another and it's college
and we look together. How are you talking about this?
A Isn't this no big deal? They never taking a
college of you. I didn't call you. Now, I doesn't
matter you were nineteen years old. He's thirty eight. He

(53:22):
is taking advantage of you. Well, first of all, I
didn't know he was thirty eight. Okay, I thought he
was like twenty. You would still have a just a
Beaver poster on your dormwall. I know there are lots
of grown adults who love Justin Bieber, so that's not
really fair to say it is totally inappropriate. There's nothing
there's okay about what your true boyfriend. Okay. I wanted

(53:43):
to bring him a home I wanted from one. Okay.
I think personally that he and Dad have a lot
in common and could probably talk a lot. I mean,
they're like the same kind of books. They both football,
and Dad didn't talk about the same proptate doctor that
they use. Are you kidding me? He's closer to Dad's
age than he is to yours. Well, but I'm very
much sure for my age. You know that very much.

(54:04):
Sure he teaches your class. This man is complete letch.
He's a pervert. Don't you see that Elie on the
phone because he had gone to your phone. He loves me.
Schmidt would not do that. He is a crazy person.
They make movies about what he's done to you. And
did you know he has a pet snake that's just weird,

(54:27):
Like who has a pet snake? And he calls me
and talks about this. This is as gluten allergy as
if I care. He's an As soon as I saw
Dad about this, he's going to kick your ass. And
you know it. Hey, Stephanie Glee, Oh Stephanie, my name
is Garret from Alms during in the Morning show, and
he's got phone tapped by your sister side phone taps me.

(54:50):
Oh you are Oh my god, I can't You're such
a jerk. I have an idea for a phone tab.
Go to Elstan dot com, click on the phone tab tab,
tell us what you want to do. This phone tablest
pre recorded. We permission granted by all participates. Ellis Duran

(55:14):
phone tab were on Ellis durand in the Morning Show.
I don't know. I think the only thing more uncomfortable
about joining your significant other at their parents house for
the holidays is when they make you sleep in a
separate bedroom. Oh that happened to me. I did that?
What you did? And where did you sleep? Um? I slept,
Actually I slipped in my mom's room, and then my
boyfriend took a guest room. Wow. Yeah, there's like an

(55:36):
extra no hanky panky under my roof. No, let me
tell you that was not even an option, because nothing
turns me off more than being around my parents. Oh
so it really wasn't something your parents said you should do.
You decided on your own. I'm not going to sleep
with him in my parents house, so I did decide
on my own. However, I think had I not decided
on my own, they still would have been like, hey,
so this is your room and this is his room.
I don't think that they're not that cool. Well, okay,

(56:00):
like I said, when we come back Monday, I want
to talk about this. Yeah. Scary. You know when I
go home to sleep once a year, choose you on Thanksgiving,
your Christmas and that my parents ripped apart my entire
bedroom and now I have to sleep on a futon,
which is was. My bedroom is now just an office
for my parents that they don't even use. So I'm like,
I've sit there with all this sterile furniture staring up
at the ceiling. I know, who are you taking your

(56:21):
girlfriend home? No? No, no, she sleeps in a separate
flor Oh. Because that's what we were talking about. It
was talking about parents who annihilate your bedroom, and now
you do you have nowhere to set You know, when
I go visit a friend in another city, or when
I used to visit my parents, I would stay in
a hotel. I just it's I like my space. You know,
I got some good deals. I don't. I have my
own soapucking steel. Yeah. Anyway, a lot of stuff going

(56:43):
on today, including the storms sweeping across the country. They're
saying that not only are they huge, they're historic. Right. Yeah,
a lot of travel, a lot of travel screwed up
this weekend. So beware, get to the airport early. If
you're listening to us in Oklahoma, we're keeping an eye
on you're going through with all of the wildfires because
the winds are stoking up the wildfires. There's over twenty

(57:06):
five fires burning in Oklahoma right now. People in two
counties were evacuated. Wow. Because of the threat the blizzards,
high wind warnings in effect everywhere most of West coast,
including Oregon, California, and Nevada, Idaho bracing for today they're
calling The National Weather Service is calling it an historic,
unprecedented winter storm. That funny how it always seems to

(57:27):
happen on travel day. Yeah, yeah, you just wait like
a week, Give me a week. Well yeah, well, wish
me luck. I may. If I do spend Thanksgiving out
here alone by myself, I will be live on Instagram.
Oh oh great, watch it? Watch it. If it would
be so exciting and I get stuck, we can just
face on each other the whole time. Now I will
be drunk, and I'll be wearing the same sweats I've

(57:49):
been wearing for four days. Yes, and there's a great
song on the Justin Bieber Christmas album about getting stuck
in the snow and waiting for the person to come
home with the bad weather. You should listen to that.
Thanks that help just to Bieber pull me out of
my funk? All right, Danielle, what's going on? All right?
Did you know mister Rogers was a farger He loved farge.
He was his actual His widow says, hey, you know,

(58:12):
you guys all think he was this, you know, straight
laced guy. No, he wasn't the saint. She said. Sometimes
he would raise one cheek and he would look at
me and just smile. You know. Another great man in
history loved farts. Benjamin Franklin. Did you know that? No,
he actually wrote a He wrote a book called Fart Proudly, Oh,

(58:35):
the Writings of Benjamin Franklin. You can buy it on Instagram,
I mean on Amazon. Bought my dad a card that
had something from Ben Franklin about farting, and I thought
it was a joke. Speaking of Ben Franklin, how I
appropriate He wanted our national bird to be the turkey?
Did he, Daniel? Then? Not the national bird. So that's
why we're not having eagle tomorrow. Oh thank god, Yeah,

(58:57):
thank gosh. Rolling Stone as a list of the fifty
most important music moments of the past decade. It's pretty cool.
Number one, of course, they're saying, is November of twenty ten,
the Beatles finally put their music on iTunes. So that's
they're saying about that. You guys, remember Rebecca Black Friday
when it went viral thing that was a big deal.
A hologram of Tupac Shakur performing at Coachella, that that

(59:20):
was big. Yeah. Frozen soundtrack smashing all expectations. Yeah, Oscar
for Let It Go. That was a big deal. And
the list goes on and on. Taylor Swift pulling our
entire catalog from Spotify. This is interesting, Danielle Summer of
twenty fourteen. Another huge moment in this decade of music.
Canadian teenager Shawn Mendez gets half a billion views on

(59:41):
Vine with six second covers of Justin Bieber and Ed
Shearon songs. Yeah, who is that? Canadian teenager Shawn Mendes.
I don't know you guys. Remember Desposito sweeping the globe
without a word of English? That was a big deal.
Cardi b the first female rapper to score two number
one hits. And the list goes on and on. It's
a very interesting list. It's like I said on Rolling Stone,
So check it out if you get a chance. Avenger's

(01:00:03):
Endgame might not be the last we've seen of the Hulk.
Mark Ruffalo says the president of Marvel Studios recently asked
him if he had any ideas for his character, and
he said, what about Hulk versus Wolverine? And it sparked
an interest. It's not confirmed, but it could happen. Brodie's
looking at me like, no, do you like that idea? Yeah,

(01:00:24):
well that's where Wolverine got his store. Oh is that
what I really? Oh? Okay, So there's also another list.
This is the end of the year, so you've get
a lot of lists that I like it. I know
me too. Ten interesting behind the scenes facts from Christmas movies.
So the shower scene and Elf wasn't in the original script.
It actually got added after the director learned that Zoey

(01:00:44):
Deschanelle was a good singer, so they put it in
there so that they could show us her vocals. That
that's interesting. The fight between Will Ferrell and the fake
Santa could only be done once because the department store
Christmas decorations took weeks to make, and so once they
destroyed them then that was it. They couldn't redo it,
so it had to be and it turned out great.

(01:01:05):
Turned out great. And in a Christmas story, Flick's tongue
was suctioned by a hidden vacuum to make it look
like it was stuck to that pole. You remember that
famous scene in that movie where his tongue got stuck
to the pole. Well, that's how they did it. I
love all these lists of us. They're so much fun.
Eric stone Street from Modern Family is a part of

(01:01:27):
the ownership group taking over the Kansas City Royals. He
is so happy because he's from Kansas City, but his
stake in the team is probably pretty small. At least
that's what they're saying. On television, there's so much I
don't even know where to start. Okay, there's nothing worth watching.
Guess the iHeartRadio Music Awards the only one today and tomorrow,
so you may want to watch that. And if you

(01:01:48):
are looking forward to The Irishman on Netflix, that is
out as well. I've been watching it during the show. Yeah, yeah,
while I'm doing my report. Yes, thanks the end of you.
I can get those anywhere whatever. Danielle. Okay, I have
a Jerry. Thank you, Danielle. I love you. See I'm
playing the Danielle card when she says something insulting that

(01:02:09):
she says, I love you. I know, right? Hey, so
uh trending on Twitter. I believe it's a new hashtag.
It's called hashtag last text to the X where people
are going back and checking out the last text they
ever sent to their exes and they're posting them. They're
pretty funny. There's some funny stuff. I looked at mine

(01:02:30):
and they were kind of boring. But Gandhi's was great. Yeahdhya,
last text to your ex? What was it? It was fine?
I will never speak to you again, and then I didn't.
All right, so let's take a break. It's some music
on and the women come back on the other side
of that. I want people texting in or calling us.
I want to hear the last text to your ex

(01:02:51):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show. From our Family to yours. Turkey,
Turkey Turkey. If you're like me, like a little naughty,
crazy fun with your friends, go get the telestrations after
Dark board Game. I just love playing this game and
you will too. Buy it today at Target, Bedbetha Beyond
Barnes and Noble, or where are you buy board games.

(01:03:16):
It seems Thanksgiving days upon us. More than fifty five
million people expected to travel this Thanksgiving holiday. You have
a wonderful things. It's like a pig. Let's share some
of our favorite risks I love the green being castle. No,
it's gotta be carved. That was on your chicken. It's

(01:03:37):
fried chinz fried chicken. I like fried chicken on all
Thanksgivings the eldest dran in the morning show. All right,
let's mix it up a little bit. We'll go round
the room in a minute. Let's go to line ten.
Cynthia calling him from Whitestone. The world famous bridge, of course,

(01:04:00):
is out there. How you doing, Cynthia? Somebody is online ten.
You say, okay, let's go to line You were going
to line twenty one, maybe that we're working. Bailey calling
from the eastern end of Long Island. He's tempted. How
you doing, Bailey? Hi, I'm good. How are you? How
we're doing well? We're doing well. Are you here to
be a part of our hashtag? Last text to the
X conversation? I am, And if I was there, you

(01:04:22):
guys would see him fright Red. I didn't think that
you guys would actually want to hear this story. Okay,
So your last text to your X tell me all
about it. Okay. So I dated my ex for probably
about a year, and he cheated on me with multiple people.
So I found that out so it was a pretty
rough breakup. But he was one of those people who,

(01:04:44):
even after we broke up, would still send me a
text like you up every once in a while, and
I got pretty sick of it. So one day I
got one in the middle of the night and I
might have been a little bit intoxicated, and I told him,
you need some serious help moving on. I'll pay your
match dot com subscription if it means you won't talk
to me anymore. He didn't he respond to that. No,

(01:05:10):
he hasn't. He hasn't said anything, and I haven't run
into him yet too. I'm pretty happy. And there you go.
Your last text to your ex That wasn't so bad.
That's a set of balls. Oh guys, I've heard some
that will curl your hair. That was not that bad.
All right, Bailey, thank you for listening. Happy Thanksgiving to you,
Thank you, Happy Thanksgiving. Let's go back to Gandhi's because

(01:05:30):
we could actually do an entire hour and a half
on her last texas to her exes. The last text
I like. People have been called people, tech people called
texts texts texas. Oh yeah, Cardi Bie loves that textas
too much. Ye give me some more because they're funny. Um.
So my last text to him, like I told you,
was fine, I'll never talk to you again. And then
I never talked to him again. His last text to me, um,

(01:05:50):
I don't even think I can really read them. Well,
just you can't use the whole words. You can use
the first letter of like you know, the bad words. Okay,
So he said, I can't believe you would try to
ruin this day for me. You are such an FFing
a hole. Get out of my life. I don't f
with fake people. And then I got a peace sign
in a middle finger. There you go. Yeah, them is

(01:06:12):
really lessen the blow. Yeah, it's fine, let's go talk
to line uh twenty three Jessica. Alright, good morning, good morning,
hashtag last text to the X go ahead, it's all
you all right. So he sent me a text message
and broke up with me, and then a few weeks
later he tried to reach out and I had taken
his name out on my phone and so I was like,

(01:06:34):
who's this and he's like it never mind. Oh, so
your last text to him was who's this? That's why
not I realized it afterwards, But yeah, all right, so
do you miss Do you miss him at all? Oh? No, no,
thank goodness. Well here's one Erico two three nine hashtag
last text to the X. I guess it's a good thing.

(01:06:54):
I wore a condom o er last text to the
X from Eric five. Oh thanks to us breaking up.
I don't shave my balls anymore. Why is that all about? What?
I don't know. They don't groom anymore, Danielle. They don't groom.
You need to groom for the next person. Give up
my life. There are a lot of good ones over here.
They go buy so fast. All right, listen, Jessica, I

(01:07:15):
have a hype Thanksgiving. Thanks for listening to us, Love
you too. See. I don't know. I think when it
comes to a relationship like Gandhi, like you were having
with him, you should take him out of your phone.
You shouldn't even have his energy your near your other stuff.
I mean, it's certainly not something I go back and read,
but I just really never cleanse my phone of anything.
So that's probably from like two thousand and sixteen seventeen,

(01:07:37):
something like that, and it's still in there. It's also
a good reminder just in case, for some reason he
ever decides to be nice like, no, no, I'm not
gonna happen. Here's another last at text to the X.
After giving her stuff back, she says, you should have
just burnt that picture of us, And then I said
send it back. I'll do just that. Oh wow, I

(01:07:58):
just love how petty everybody gets at the end of
a relationship. And it's the same person at fifteen minutes earlier.
You guys are like, oh, I love you so much,
sweety pie, honey bunches, Oh I love you so much,
and it's like, get out of my life. Wow, they're
still coming. In fifty five one text the man, let's
get into the Danielle Report. Danielle. Yes, isn't it time

(01:08:18):
for Daniel's What time is it own the room? Yeah?
What's called let's go around the room. I was looking
at the clock. I was like, wait a minute, it's
only eight o'clock. Yeah, that's it. Lord. You guys are starving.
You know, here's the thing in the studio of New
York City. There are plates filled with food. You want
to go ahead and tell me everything that's on your plate? Gun,
Oh my plate. I think I might have the biggest plate.

(01:08:39):
I have macaroni that has that like crust on the
top of it. That's so amazing. I have mashed potatoes
and gravy stuffing and gravy green beans, Brussels sprouts, and
I believe it's smoked turkey. Yeah, that's all right now.
And guess what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make this
break extra long so none of you can eat anything. Yeah,
that's not very nice. I am not kidding. Scary is sweating.
The tape inside him that control him. They are living

(01:09:01):
right now is overflowing. And I haven't even looked down.
I could just smell the aroma. Sitting right in front
of him. He's got his forking knife to the right
of him and his hands are on the death like
he's Scary is so hungry. He's sharpening his knife in
his work together. He has a bib on his neck
and he has that that that animated turkey leg floating

(01:09:24):
above him in the sky. You know, I'm saying, anyway,
let's go around the room. We'll start with the salivating Scary.
What's up with you today? So I didn't realize this,
but there has been this this craze over the last
few years, and it started in South Korea speaking of
food and eating, and it's people watching people eat. They're
called muck bong videos m u k bag. I love

(01:09:46):
watching those. So some of these people are YouTube stars
based just on having three million people for having like
just sitting in, you know, having a decadent meal and
people watching them eat. I saw CB so today morning
they interviewed one of these women and she's like, oh, yeah,
Scary you are the pioneer of this concept. Yeah, well
I should be making money off of this by having

(01:10:08):
people watching me eat. I just turn on a camera. Yeah,
people off. I can't watch scary eat now? Can you
not follow this woman? And I could not believe it's
not a woman. There are tons of people doing this.
There's a lot of people who do those fascinated by
the count and a lot of them are from Asian
countries and they're more petite, but they still pack away
a mega ton of food. They used to watch them

(01:10:29):
eat the whole thing. All right, what's going on with
you today? Gandhi? I just wanted to say, mommy, daddy pee.
If you guys are listening, I can't wait to see you.
I haven't been this excited to go home in a
really long time. We kind of talked about this yesterday,
but we just have all this stuff happening around us,
you know, with Nate being out and other things that
are going on here, and I just can't wait to
go hook my family. So I think they're listening right now, unfortunately,

(01:10:49):
but I love them, and I hope that they heard that.
I would hope they're not listening to this crap. Here's
another last text to the X. I'm gonna make this
abundantly clear. My friends are not your friends. I don't
care anyway. He goes on and on and on. Oh
my god, you want to hear the rest of him? Yes,
I'll give it to you later. Let's go Okay. I
don't care where the f you are with your new

(01:11:09):
girlfriend at any given time. You are not to make
them feel uncomfortable, to impose your self upon their life.
I never want to hear that you did something like that. Again.
Keep your new life as far the f away from
mine as possible and stay there. Good. You tell him,
you tell him. Here's another one last text to the X, Well,
I wish you the best. You should really get your
erect hall dysfunction looked at. Oh my god, I was

(01:11:31):
gonna say I want the backstory behind some of these,
but that one's pretty clear. Yeah, all right, what's up
with you today? Producer Sam? So, I'm really glad that
our friend Glenn is in here from Carmines because they
say people always remember how you make them feel. And
I remember I first met Glenn as an intern and
he offered me this delicious chickendition. I said, I can't.

(01:11:52):
I'm a Pescterian. I don't eat meat. So Okay comes
back a few months later, finds me and says, sweetie,
I made you a plate. Oh. I want to thank
Glenn because I will never forget how you made me
feel as part of this family as an intern, and
our interns are part of our family. But it was
so nice having it. That was cool, an extra person.
I love you. We love Glenn. Well, here's how Glenn
makes me feel full. We love you, Glenn. What's up?

(01:12:16):
Makes me feel jealous because I'm not there to eat
all too. I'm with you, Froggy. What's up? Daniel? So?
Whoever was in the private bathroom in the hallway and
around while we're eating, I just want to say, you
probably should get that check because I guarantee. You need
medicine for that that bring those fumes in here? Please?
You know I'm about to eat my chicken pot pie.

(01:12:36):
I don't need this. I'm sorry. Another last text to
the X, Oh you had a cute little date with
your hungry, hungry hippo. How wow, I'm not right. That's
that's amazing, Lord, that's amazing. Line twenty one is Michael
calling in from Dayton, Ohio, listening to Channel nine nine nine.

(01:12:57):
I'm assuming, Hey, Michael, what's going on? Hey? Are you doing?
We're doing okay. So your last text to the X
what was it about? So? She texted me after a
couple of days after we broke up, she cheated on me.
I left her and then she said you have two
hundred dollars And I texted her back and said, I
do not. I spent it on a day with your sister,

(01:13:23):
did you. I love it? You want to go right
for the juggular? Is that what that's all about? Yes,
that's what it's all about. Ruined the family on the
way out? All right, Michael, Thank you very much. I
have a great day. Yeah, I got to have a
good Thanksgiving. We're getting thank you. We're getting a lot
of these texts, not all texted to the extra bad
and my last text was congratulations to you and your

(01:13:44):
lovely wife. So happy for you both. Uh. Last text
to the X. When I broke it with my X,
he said, you'll never find someone else like me. I said,
that's the point, dumb ass. When my girlfriend and I
broke up in twenty fourteen, oh interesting text here. Um.
My last text to her was you're going to die alone.

(01:14:05):
No one is going to love you. A few months later,
in twenty fifteen, we got back together. Now in twenty
nineteen were engaged. Yeah, that's rude text. Last text to
the EX, go f your mother. Men don't like that node.
There's another all the reasons they broke up. Text to
the X. Tell your sister, I'm sorry for that rash.

(01:14:28):
Maybe you can share your antibiotics. Damn. Wow, forgot dragging
everyone's sister into it. Look these are real last texts
to the X. I love these. Last text to the X. Whatever, girl,
just remember you're the reason I'm gay. Your brother was
way better. Oh my gosh, and hung up at last

(01:14:55):
text to the X, I faked every orgasm. Oh low
blow ever see that and I don't believe because I
think that's just them being petty. I don't know. I
could text that to at least two guys there, last
text of the act. If I were you, I would
trim your beaver. Oh god, they must live on a
river in Canada. Anyway, we could go on and all

(01:15:18):
the Wow, there's a lot of animosity out there. Pretty cool,
so much hashtag last text to your actual If you
want to go on Twitter, do it, and you know,
and go ahead and tag us on it so we
can see it. Let's get into the Gandhi things. I
can't push your button for some reason. There the three
things you need to know from Gandhi. What's going on Gandhi?
So we've been talking about these crazy storms that are

(01:15:38):
going to hit pretty much the entire country, and right
now parts of northwest Oklahoma had to be evacuated because
of wildfires that were sparked and then they spread quickly
because of the high winds. Authorities said that the flames
are moving rapidly northeast and the evacuation will be over soon.
Yesterday had happened, and they're worried about some other stuff
today because a hundred homes have been damaged and as

(01:16:00):
as well as a barn. So wow, we're feeling bad
for them. Supermarkets. If you're going today, just brace yourself.
Oh my gosh. Instacarta all the way. They're calling it
Turkey Wednesday, which is the day before Thanksgiving when everyone
goes to the grocery store and fights over the turkeys.
So Elvis already said you should probably be thawing that
thing right now. Yah. Yeah, it needs to be as

(01:16:20):
we speak. Yeah, so if you're going there, just be careful.
People are trying to get your turkey like you are.
And finally, we talked about this a little bit earlier.
The cows in Russia apparently have anxiety just like everybody
else does. So one farmer decided he was going to
try out some virtual reality headsets to reduce the anxiety.
And it's working. These cows get to stare at a
summer field when it's bad outside, and they say it's

(01:16:42):
improved the overall emotional mood of the herd, as well
as produced better milk. So I'm imagine that, Oh, look
er a summer field. Yeah all right, gandhi, thank you
very much. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Hi,
this is Chelsea Hill. Hey, this is Taylor Swift. Hey,
let's go on. This is Brendan Neary from Panic at
the Disco. You're listening to Elvis durand Elvis Durrand in

(01:17:04):
the Morning Ship. So a lot of people like to
bust out their hot sauce on Taco Tuesday. Not me.
I busted out all the time. Cholula's original flavors showed
me that I can use them on eggs burgers, anything
I want. They compliment any dish, So grab a bottle
with a wooden cap. You won't be disappointed. Thanksgiving from
Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. So again, thank you
to Glenn and everyone at Carmines and Virgils. They brought

(01:17:27):
up quite the spread. Everyone in the New York studio
is enjoying the hell of it. I can see you
guys are very very full. Oh yeah, I just bit
my tongue. I was that into the food so good.
I just took my Whole Foods chicken pot pie out
of the oven. How is it? It's very hot? Oh
it's very good. And Froggy's eating nothing, absolutely nothing. Yeah,
sad came down to the machine down the hallway and

(01:17:48):
get some like cheese crackers or something. You know, I
made the mistake of stepping on the scale last night.
I waited the most I've weighed in almost five years.
I'm like, I have to do something, no way, I
know it. Thanksgiving Eve is at the time to do something,
and I know, and so here's what I'm gonna do.
So today I've decided I'm gonna eat very little. Tomorrow
I will eat whatever I want to eat. And then
Friday I have to lose a little weight. I don't

(01:18:09):
have any clothes to fit, and I refuse to go
buy new clothes on the same boat. So yeah, maybe
Santa I will bring you some new fat clothes. No,
I don't want fat clothes. I want to lose a
little bit of weight, even if it's just ten pounds.
I need to lose weight. Elastic waistbands, Froggy have. Would
you use those extended buttons? Yes, Danielle showed me how

(01:18:31):
to use those. Are awesome, she did. You know, it's
kind of funny. I was just reading just a bunch
of stuff and looking forward to today's show, The Top
ten things we just don't have time for. Listen to
these things and tell me what they all have in common.
The top ten things that we say were too busy
to do exercising, reading, spending time outdoors, spending time with family,

(01:19:00):
sorting through old stuff and cleaning stuff out, yard work,
cooking from scratch, catching up with friends, deep cleaning your home,
watching movies, volunteering, recycling. Now what do all those things
have income? The things we say we don't have time
for it, there are all things we should absolutely be
making time for it. Absolutely, those are the things that

(01:19:21):
bring us sanity and move us forward in life and
propel us to great, great things. We don't have time
to do the stuff that's most important for us, I
mean minus yard work, fine, but I mean where's our
time going? That's my questions that list? Well, I know,
but what's on that list? I mean, are we talking
social media, Danielle. I mean we're a lot of us. Yeah,

(01:19:43):
social media, TV, work work portunately not us, but you know, interesting, right, Exercising, reading,
spending more time outside, spending time with family, going through
your old stuff in the house, doing like a deep
clean for your house, catching up with friends, cooking from scratch,
which I love to do. Watching movies is even on
the list. We don't even we're not even giving us

(01:20:03):
our time a time for ourselves to be idle to
watch a movie because we're doing something else. I don't know,
going someone just sent a text, and going to church,
you know, the important things. So anyway, keep that list
in mind. We may post it and maybe if you
can try to like bucket list some of those things. Yeah,
I think I may read today, or go outside for
a walk. Why not? What's that a walk? Do you

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and your family ever do that thing where you go
around the table and sometime grudgingly, be grudgingly say what
you're most thankful for? Oh no, sadly it's a good idea.
But well, when I was a kid, we'd do it
every once in a while and it was such uncomfortable
because of the kid, and I was like, uh really,
and then we stopped doing it. See my dad used
to My dad was really good at this because he

(01:20:49):
would always do the prayer before dinner and he would
go around and he would say, you know, like, oh,
this person had a baby, we're so thankful for that,
and this one got a new job. He would he
would kind of take the reins with that, So, what
are you gonna do this year with your father not there?
Are you? Is someone else gonna do that? I'm hoping.
I'm hoping we'll all just kind of, you know, reminisce

(01:21:11):
about him doing the prayer and everything, and then kind
of one of us will take the lead and do
it small. You know what, if I was if I
was in your situation, it's so easy to say, Well,
if I was in your situation, I would look at
everyone at the table and say, you know what, I'm
so thankful for I'm thankful that I got this from dad.

(01:21:33):
It could be like some irritating thing you say, you
know what I'm saying, Like, oh my god, I sound
like my dad. You know, there was a time in
my life I would say something and I think I've
said this on their show. I would say something out
loud and go, oh my god, that's my dad talking. Yeah,
And I would and I would be like kind of negative.
Now if I hear my dad coming out of me,
it's a positive yep. I do the same thing with
my mom. I used to be like, oh gosh, I'm

(01:21:53):
turning into my mom. But now certain things I say, yeah,
that's right that it is my mom. And that's a
good thing, you know, But each and every one of
you got something from your dad that's unique to you,
probably more so than others. So the things people are
thankful for family, health, friends, career, you know those things,
those are easy to point out. And I got to say,
I was thinking about this this morning. What am I
most thankful for? It's the people in my life, and

(01:22:13):
of course, each and every person on this show is
you know, it's it's us, you know, it really it
is us, and because of us, it brings on other
things that I'm thankful for this show and the people
who listen and this. You know, the success we get
from this show, and the success on this show isn't
a monetary thing, because that money goes to someone else.

(01:22:34):
But the success on this show is reaction from people
who say, you have changed my life when you talked
about this, ye, or you really made me think, you
really made me laugh when you did this, and that
My mom was reading all of the letters and cards
and stuff that the listeners have sent us after my
father passed, and she said last night, my gosh, you
guys should really understand how blessed you are that you've

(01:22:57):
touched people in the way that you do because it's incredible. Well,
it's another thing to be thankful for, right, Yeah, So
gift giving sometimes it makes people anxious. And I'm saying,
be a little selfish this year when you're trying to
come up with that perfect idea for a gift for someone,
do the WE gift the gift that pays off for
both of you. It could be something like a trip somewhere,

(01:23:20):
or it could be a curing coffee machine that you
know you're going to be sucking those down every day anyway, right,
that I got this for you, And then the persons
will wait a minute exactly, honey, all the all the
people who contribute to our show with just thought starters
and stuff like that, they're all talking about WE gift.
It's like the biggest news story today. WE gifting. Do
you get? Do you get a lit upset of someone
WE gift to you or you know you're gonna have

(01:23:41):
to share it with them? No, you know what, I've
probably never noticed before, I might notice more now. No,
because if it's an experience, I'm happy to do it
even with you know whomever give me that gift. Well,
that's the good gift. I mean, the good gift is
an experience you two can bond over, right, But what
if it's a thing like you know what I'm saying,
or a cure? Yeah? Wait? What if somebody gives you,

(01:24:02):
like tickets to like a play and they expect you
to take them? I think they do? Wait and then
you go, oh my gosh, I can't wait to ask Lisa.
She's would be so excited. I've actually done that before.
I gave away a concert, a pair of concert tickets,
and then I would say, and look, you take whoever
you want, right And they didn't take you? Did they? Now?

(01:24:22):
They did absolutely? Actually, I think Brody, didn't you give
tickets for a show for your wife? Oh? Yeah, I
got her tickets for her birthday, which is four days
after my birthday, tickets for I See Billy Joel, which
is a terribly hard ticket to get. And I said,
you know what your yours, do what you want? And
she did. She took a friend. You did she did exactly? Well,

(01:24:49):
I know, did you say anything or you knew she
had the right to do that, She had the right
to do it. I'm sort of wee gifting my sister something.
I can't tell you what it is, but for Christmas,
I know she's gonna love it. But so, okay, I'm
with you. You know, the thought of giving something that
you has to be unwrapped just doesn't do it for
me anymore. If you give a gift of experience, a

(01:25:10):
dinner out, or I don't know. Do you know what
my husband and I are doing this year? What? So
we both want like a new treadmill or a new
bike or something like that for the gym, but we
want a really good one, so we know it's expensive,
so we're gonna split that together. Then we said, you
know what, we really don't need anything else, so we're
gonna do gag gifts that make each other laugh. Okay,

(01:25:31):
And it can be something you're gonna throw away after
a few hours, or maybe it's something funny that you
want to keep around to remind you of the other person.
That's a great idea, yeah, you know, but at the
end of the day, it's a bunch of gag gifts
you're gonna end up throwing away, laugh at him and
go Okay. It's to the point now where if I
get a physical gift, I do feel like a stir, like,
oh God, what is this? Do we really need more stuff?

(01:25:54):
Don't you? Don't we all agree? Don't you have enough stuff?
I have plenty of stuff. I don't want any more stuff.
I want experiences or I want something that somebody has
made me from the heart. Well, he apparently stresses everyone
out when I say easies. You know I do. Well,
I'm over the easies. I'm done. I'm not gonna you
want the experience of stuff. I don't know. So who's

(01:26:16):
going Black Friday shopping in a couple of days, Danielle?
Are you going this year? I don't know, because my
mom is here. This year, my sister will be here,
So I don't know. If I sneak out for a
little while, I don't know. I haven't decided yet. Lisa's going.
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. You know,
if you look at Today's New York Post, they actually

(01:26:36):
give you a list of some of the most awful
Black Friday accidents and news stories. People. I think a
few people lost their lives. Actually that's not okay, no,
it's it's it's crazy. But I haven't been to a
Black Friday sale in a long time, but last time
I went to when I swore I would never do
it again. Yeah, me too. I think it's my mom's
way of testing if I love her or not, because

(01:26:57):
she knows that I hate it. Yeah, and every year,
be like, so I was hoping that you would come
with me. I'm like, oh, fun, have fun, Philip Garding,
I'm not doing it. I know that you know, the
targets and the best buys, and the walmarts have lots
of great stuff that people are gonna be fighting over
and I don't get it. But anyway, good luck, make
sure you. I think my favorite part of White Friday

(01:27:19):
shopping would be stopping off for lunch and cocktails and
then just not going back. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
all right, let's get into sound with Garrett. Hi, Garrett, Garrett,
good morning, gut, all right, what do you have today?
All right, let's start with this new music that came out.
Dan and Shape put out a remix to their song
ten thousand hours with Biber, but just a piano version
that's been s since ten thousand more. Oh, if that's

(01:27:43):
what it takes soon, that's sweetheart of yours and might
never get I hear them more than a piano, don't you?
Am I hearing thing? Just a piano on that one? Okay,
what else you have? All right? And then The Weekend
already released new music called Heartless, but he also teased
some new music called Blinding Lights. Sounds like The Weekend. Yeah, yeah,

(01:28:13):
he's back doing The Weekend. Yeah all right. So if
you watch Dancing with the Stars on Monday night, you
might have seen a promo for the new season of
The Bachelor, which is The Bachelor's Peter the pilot. He
was the guy that had sex with Hannah Brown in
the windmill at the at the on the miniature golf
course several times. So he's the new Bachelor, And they

(01:28:34):
played the promo during Dancing with the Stars where Hannah
Brown wants to come back and try to win Peter's
heart over if Peter in fights her back, what are
you doing here making decisions for my heart? Because I
knew there's still something there and I would do anything
for a relationship and Brown, And I'm not going say

(01:28:56):
it's extremely crazy. What would you say if I asked
come part of the al That's all we get. It's
a tease, but still conspiracy theories. Hello, lady, you want
to talk about it, Let's let's get through sound and
go back to Dancing with the Stars, all right, because
I know you're gonna go deep on this, Danielle. So

(01:29:18):
yesterday this was trending on Twitter. So, uh, the guy
who was was the CEO of Papa John. John Shatner.
He I think it's whatever. He's not who it is.
He's thinking, William Shatner, He's not the CEO. If he

(01:29:39):
was the ceo'd have gotten it right, all right. So
he's upset the way Papa John's is being run right now.
He says that he ate forty pie's in the last
thirty days and he's not happy with it. I've had
over forty pizzas in the last thirty days and it's
not the same pizza. It's not the same product. It
just doesn't taste it's good. The way they're making the pizza,
the way they're putting the pizza together, is just not

(01:29:59):
fundamentally sound. What makes the Papa John's pizza the Papa
John's pizza? There you go. He's saying his ex pizza's crap.
It's what he's saying. Of course, the day of reckoning
will come eventually. You always say your ex whatever is crap.
We just said that. Well, I don't know, but he's
been but he hadn't been eating his ex for thirty days.
That sounds weird. But wait, yeah, I don't know. I

(01:30:22):
don't eat Papa John's pizza, so I don't know. Maybe
someone who eats a lot can tell us whether it
was changed the recipe or something. You're eating your ex
for thirty days? Do you think you have a shatner?
I don't know. All right, So yesterday we played this
video message Mark mcgraff made for a boyfriend, and he
pretty much broke up with this girl's boyfriend via video message.

(01:30:43):
This is what he's doing for a living now, right,
yes off of the at cameo, so fans of the
Cleveland Brown said, you know what, I have an idea.
Let's send a message to Mason Rudolph, the Pittsburgh Steelers
quarterback and let him know he's been bench because yesterday
the news was Pittsburgh Steelers are benching their quarterback Mason Rudolph.
Mark mcgraff got the message and this is what he said, Hey,

(01:31:04):
what is up, Mason? It's smart mcgraffs from the band
Sugar Aye off the charts, but always in your hearts.
And uh, these are the tough ones I have to do,
you know, um Mason, Unfortunately the team has not been delivering.
We're gonna have to go in a different direction. You know.

(01:31:25):
It's time to make that change. And Duck is going
to be our new starting quarterback going forward. And thank
you Mason for your contributions, but you no longer services
will be needed. Shout out to Duck. Let's move forwards
from coach. Good luck guys the rest of the way.
So that was trending all day yesterday. Poor poorer Mark

(01:31:46):
mcgraff had no idea he was probably making that for
the Steelers quarterback. By the way, if you get a
message from Mark mcgraff, don't open it. It's very bad news.
HR people should hire him, by the way, And and
that's it all right, thank you, okay, So Daniel, Yeah,
as we get into the Daniel report, let's talk about
your conspiracy theory. Now in talking about this, she's going

(01:32:07):
to talk about the winner of Dancing with the Stars,
and I am, I am so came down to the
four Lauren Elena Alie Brook Hannah Brown and Kel Mitchell. Right,
we all know my money was on Kel because he
did incredibly well the whole entire time. But you know,
Ali was incredible also the last couple of episodes, she
was awesome. Hannah Brown was okay. I mean, she's whatever

(01:32:29):
Bachelor ram so she was okay. She didn't get perfect scores,
and Lauren Elena says the same thing, not perfect. She
was fun to watch and she's a sweetheart. Whatever comes
down to. You know, they say bottom three, bottom blood,
whatever gets to the bottom two, and it's Kell, and
it's Hannah Brown. And so I'm sitting there and I'm
it's gotta be Kell. It's gotta be Kell. There's no

(01:32:50):
way in hell it's not killed. Well, it wasn't killed.
It was Hannah Brown. And let me tell you something.
It was silent for a minute in the Dancing with
the Star's audience because no one could freaking believe it.
And this is my conspiracy theory. What is your theory?
She is coming back to the Bachelor. She's going to
go back on because she wants to try to win
the heart of the bachelor that didn't pick her last

(01:33:12):
time or whatever. And so so this is their way
of promoting it. This is like, Oh, the winner of
Dancing with the Stars is now on The Bachelor. Everybody's
gonna watch, so let's give her the the trophy. Bull
Crepa Dingdong is what I say to this. You know
what I love about this. Danielle is so so pissed
that fasces off beyond I mean, like really, so you're

(01:33:36):
thinking you're thinking ABC forced her to win because of
their program. Yes, I think that they had a hand
in it. And people are texting they're agree with what
you're saying here. And here's the thing. Look, I love you,
Bobby Bones more than anything in this world. I voted
for the entire season, but it just so happened that
last year when Bobby won, he also became the big
mentor in American Idol. YEP, just saying kind of wow.

(01:34:02):
I said, I voted for you every single time, and
I thought you just I thought he deserved to win
because he improved the most. So you're saying that from
now on, we should always expect the Dancing with the
Stars winner to be someone who has a show on ABC, Yes,
the affiliate. And I gotta say that it's it's upsetting
me because it makes me not want to watch the
show because it's total crap and everybody even like I
could just imagine Kel after the show, like what just happened? Right?

(01:34:26):
The thing about Kel? Uh? Kel? One? Right? Yeah? None? Okay,
Hannah Brown one and tell everyone, what does Hannah do?
She's the Bachelorette, Okay, the Bachelor that that series, that
franchise has so many people out there that who can vote.
It's it's probably not kind of, it's probably not fair.
I mean, she's got a lot of people who can

(01:34:46):
vote for her for the wrong reason. Whatever. I'm still
got to vote to Dancing with the Stars, um the
tour because all I think Kel will be there, so
I will see Kel, I know. But you're gonna throw
tomatoes at the Mother's performance. No, I'm just so it's
so frustrating to me. It just frustrates the hell out
of me. You know, maybe I'm totally off base, but
I'm not the only one who thinks this way. So

(01:35:07):
I'm with you. I don't agree with you. Yeah, I mean, really,
come on, now, scary we're gonna break early. Well, there
you go, Danielle, you got it off your chest. But wait,
we can do the Danielle report. I forgot we haven't
done that yet. Turn off the music. Scary has start over.
See if someone has pissed off as Danielle can do
the daniel report. Faith in you. You can't even what
kind of language are we using? Ding dong, ding dong?

(01:35:31):
Come on, all right now, all right? So this made
me smile, Not like Dancing with the Stars. When Priyanka
Choper surprised her hubby Nick Jonas with a new puppy.
She woke him up. It was an early anniversary gift.
She like taps him with her big ringed finger and
he wakes up. He's totally out of it and a
puppy starts locking his face. It's so cute and fantastic.
So if you get a chance, go check that out

(01:35:52):
because that will definitely make you smile. You know what
made me not smile? Though? I felt like he took
too long to get happy. You think, well, I think
he was really in it. He was sleep I know,
but I think as soon as I open my eyes,
if there's a puppy in my face, I'm like, yes,
Nick was sleeping off last nights to Quila. It could
have been Mariah carries All I Want for Christmas as
you now hold three Guinness World records, including highest charting

(01:36:12):
holiday song on the Hot one hundred for a solo
artist and the most stream track in twenty four hours
on Spotify for a female artist. So congratulations there. Bill
Board is changing the rules. They are trying to prevent
padding album sales. Now. Sometimes you'll go buy an album
and they'll bundle it with something like, hey, concert tickets
come in your way or download codes for this. They say, no, no,

(01:36:35):
it's not fair because you're not just buying the album
because you like the music, You're buying it because of
the incentive. So there's new rules that will go into
effect in twenty twenty and they no longer will be
allowed to do that. Gabrielle Union and Julianne Huff are
out on America's Got Talent after one season. There's a
lot of rumors behind the scenes that they weren't treated

(01:36:55):
so nicely, that Julianne actually was constantly, you know, be
rated about how she looked in her hair and her appearance,
and this then that she's she's freaking a dwormary. What's wrong?
It's perfect? I hear clinking of nowhere against plates. Yeah,
that I'm eating my Whole Food's chicken pot. You were
not allowed to do that. You told us we couldn't

(01:37:16):
do that one you were. I'm not doing the Elvis
Report anyway. Bread up on the America's Got Talent story
because there's a lot more that I can't get into
because it's just too much. They'll go check that out.
People are texting and they're saying that Hannah really was great. Whatever,
Millie Bobby you know, whatever, them they're your listeners. Okay,
well listeners, I love you. And if you think that,

(01:37:37):
that's wonderful. But did she really deserve to win? Think
about it. They're saying, yes. Millie Bobby Brown is making
at least seven million for her next movie. It could
be more depending on the box office performance. She's also
a producer and she's only fifteen years old. What gets me,
No matter what roles she's in, no matter what movies
she's in, if she's doing something intense, blood comes out

(01:37:58):
of her notes. Yeah, that's just her. It's not really
anyway back to you. The Irishman is out on Does
anyone know what I'm talking about? Oh? Yeah, stranger things.
The Irishman is out on Netflix. If you want to
check that out. CW tonight at the i R Radio
Music Festival. It's a special tonight and tomorrow, so that
will be fun to watch. You've got a lot of
football and there is a lot on let's see Netflix,

(01:38:19):
Apple TV and Amazon. So many things and a lot
of people are excited about this DC universe on Friday Night,
this series forma of Harley Quinn, So get ready for
that thanky. Danielle is Elvis durand in the morning show
turket Time from our family to yours. Happy Thanksgiving. So,
as you know, our all time favorite board game adult

(01:38:41):
board game is tell Ustrations after Dark. We love this game,
you know that right. So recently everyone over at the op,
the people who make tell Ustrations after Dark, they stopped
in to play some games. We had a lot of fun.
Gandhi hadn't played before, so now she's hooked, right, Yes,
I am tell us. It is a fun game, tell
Ustrations after Dark. It's a social party game that gives
you a reason to get a little naughty. Not that
we need a reason, but tell Ustrations is truly a

(01:39:02):
lot of fun to play, and honestly, it's the best
late night board game that we played in a long time.
And by the way, most of the country is cold
right now. So when you're stuck indoors, you want to
have some fun. You want to get together with your friends,
stay warm and play a game. Tellustrations after Dark is
that game. Let the fun and the memories begin. You're
socializing with your friends. It's the best way to bond.

(01:39:24):
Tell Ustrations after Dark. You gotta get it. If you're
like us, you want to get a little crazy with
your friends or your family, get the Tellustrations after Dark
board game, or any version of Tellustrations after Dark or
Tellustrations board Games. It's a great game to play while
mom's burning the bird. Go to day to pick one
up at Target Bedbeth and Beyond, Barnes and Noble or
wherever you buy board games. Show all right. Time for

(01:39:48):
some updates. How about a Nate update? Oh yes, I
received a text, wonderful text from his incredible girlfriend Heathery
yesterday and she's saying he may be out and at
home by this weekend. That being a um. The interesting
thing is, you know they're in there trying to figure
out what's causing his headache and what's going on with

(01:40:11):
a little bit of amount of blood on his brain. Yeah,
they can't one hundred percent lock it in. I don't
think they're trying to still figure it out. But they
think he's fine. You know what he said. He said
that he constantly has a headache, but then like when
he wakes up, he has a worse headache. I can't
even imagine walking around with a headache all the time,
how do you? I can't. Well, he'll be home this weekend,

(01:40:32):
so we're very happy he'll be resting there. He still
won't be back in the office for a while. The
update yesterday morning, and when I looked out into the
freshly fallen snow here outside the house in Santa Fe,
there were footprints, and they were fresh footprints. We found
out last night who it was. Who was it. There
was a guy who was doing work on the house,
who was looking for some tools he had left over
here because he's on his way to another job site,

(01:40:52):
and so he was walking around the house looking for
him talking to himself. At three in the morning, I
heard him talk about yes, yes, but he was It's
not suspicious now now I totally understand it, but at
least he's not, you know, trying to kill me. But yeah,
I like the ghost conspiracy better. Of course you like it.
But let's get real. That's what's going on, all right?
Did any more updates? What else do we need to update?
We have all these these stories that are always growing

(01:41:15):
and progressing, and we're always talking about stuff. Should we update?
How Scary's tapeworm is doing now that he has house
three plates of food? Scary? Really, how's the food? I
bet it's delicious? So I'm trying to stick with just
proteins today. How's that working? Well? I had two spare ribs.
They were big and beefy. Well, I will tell you
that the butter in the mashed potatoes counts as a protein. Okay, oh,

(01:41:37):
there you go. And then and then I had a
little bit of fairy. I have white meat and dark meat,
a little bit of dark meat turkey. And they threw
an entire looks like a piece of a thigh on
my plate. And that's not sitting there right now. It's good.
The piece of turkey that is on his plate right
now is the size of a cornish hen. So Danielle
and I were both looking at it and laughing. We
both took pictures because it's it's a whole bird. Yeah,

(01:41:58):
I've never seen someone so excited to put a bird
in their mouth. You should spatch cock that. It'll be scary.
I know you're eating ribs, you have some I'm looking
at the camera. You have sauce on your cheek. Can
I ask a turkey question? Oh? Please raise your hand, yes, yes,
daniel leeds a turkey question. So yesterday I was talking
to somebody for the first and we were just talking

(01:42:19):
about it, what we're having for Thanksgiving, and she said, oh,
my gosh, I brined a turkey for the first time.
I can't believe what a difference it makes. One, what
does that even mean? I have no idea what brining
a turkey is. And two why does it make such
a difference? You know, brining, Uh, you don't have to
brine a whole turkey. It's not only for whole turkeys.
You can brine like a breast meat of a piece

(01:42:39):
of chicken breast, okay, And what you do is keep
it simple. Let's say you want to cook a piece
of chicken breast, boneless, skinless chicken breast. You soak it
in a solution of salt maybe sometimes sugar in water
for like twenty thirty minutes, and it'll what it'll do,
it'll it'll make it juicier when you're cookie cookhead, I
can't talk story. Well, thank you for green scar. I

(01:43:00):
thought it was something you buy hit the story called brine. Well, okay,
you can. You can buy for a turkey, you can
buy like a package of Brian mix and you mix
it in with a ton of water or apple cider
or whatever, and then it has a lot of spices
in there and it Brian's the turkey overnight. A lot
of people do that or scary spends five thousand dollars
at Williams Sonoma because they Brian the turkeys for you.

(01:43:22):
That that's that doesn't matter, doesn't she asked you a question.
Don't don't blow her off like that. It costs Oh
my god, it cluster. Okay, it cost one hundred dollars
to ship the damn thing. Okay, well it's one hundred
dollarsand shipping the shipping chargets first class. It comes from
Sonoma County, California. But they here's the thing. They clean
it and they pre brine it. And I gotta tell you,

(01:43:42):
it does make all the difference in the world. My
mother went from like a regular, just everyday cook to
like a superstar chef in our kitchen for Thanksgiving because
brining does make all the difference. Listen to how Scary's
telling the story, but you don't don't understand what they
do it. It comes from it's my one splurgy year.
It's worth every penny. One blurts. How is she a
superstar chef when she didn't cook it. She did cook it,

(01:44:04):
She did cook it. Yeah, it comes refrigerate, it comes
like fresh, like cold. So if it's one hundred dollars
to ship, how much is the total of the turkey's
three hundred and seven dollars? Tell them, okay, twenty six
pound turkey with shipping and everything is like close to
three hundred dollars. It's just I don't want to seem
bougie though you're not seeming it. You aren't. The thing

(01:44:26):
is it's organic. It was pastor was pasture raised. It
was probably just killed on Monday, and it was it
was in my It showed up on the doorstep in
Brooklyn on Tuesday. It's a Willie bird. It's called the
Willie Bird fresh organic yea, and it really is great.
And you know, brining your bird, brining your poultry, it
can be a good a good way to make it
taste great. That's it, thank you, and it comes cleaned

(01:44:47):
and ready to go. I mean, all you gotta do
is shove it in the oven. Right. But what I'm saying,
you can brine your own turkey. You don't have to
spend three hundred dollars doing that. Well, I'm not putting
on rubber gloves and doing that well, scared. See. The
thing is is Danielle is having her Thanksgiving catered by

(01:45:08):
Boston Market. Yeah, and you know, every time I go
to Boston Market at least one thing on my combo
plate has a Thanksgiving dish. It has to be stuffing
or it has to be mashed potatoes or gree beans.
It's year round. But they really do a great job
of those turkeys are great. But if you say you're
having your Thanksgiving cater didn't you say it's Boston Market,
and then it doesn't seem as bougie. No, that's more
like an everyday guys thing. And there's a reason. I mean,

(01:45:29):
we're doing it because my mom wanted it a little
more low key, didn't really want anybody to fuss. But
I have to tell you, I am getting everything you
can imagine on the menu, and I'm spending less than
his one turkey. I know, but Thanksgiving is my favorite
meal of the entire year. You know, Scary is actually
shipping in a penguin for Thanksgiving dinner because it's where

(01:45:50):
he God talks and it's got walking around, is it, Brian,
it's live. It's a live turket, a live penguin. Great.
And then if also if you sitting in the Scary
dining room eating, there's a lady in the corner playing
a harp. There's like a big harp between her legs.
Do you even know? Is that one of your aunts
she really has? Isn't there that one thing though that

(01:46:12):
you you actually go overboard on spending? Everyone has that
one thing in their life. I don't have it except
with the turkey. That is. Mary's going to have a
guy in the bathroom handing out cologne, and I hope
I love when they have gone. He actually he invited
Charles Williams, the original Williams and home a guy. I
think he's dead. Yeah, are you paid first class without

(01:46:34):
turkey to fly here. It's gonna get you quick, Okay, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
got all right, let's take a break. Enough of the
scary bougie things kippy from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
In the Morning Show. You see, I'm a little ahead
of my time. Even though it's pumpkin season, we're about

(01:46:56):
to morph into mint season. Yum, yeah, I'm with you.
I'm with you, Gandhi. I like everything gingerbread and peppermint.
I'm all, hey, so Froggy, tell everyone our favorite dessert
at Cheesecake Factory, Peppermint cheesecake or peppermint and bark cheesecake
is back today after Thanksgiving. It's so good. I can't wait.

(01:47:18):
Why do people give cheesecake factories such hell? I love
Cheesecake Factory. I mean, the lines are long, and you
have to get that vibrating thing, you know, to let
you know, hey, come in from them all. Sometimes that's
a good thing sometimes, and there's enough leftovers for the week.
When Daniel, that's the same. That's the what people are
mad about. They're like, the portions are too large. Well, hey,

(01:47:41):
this just in donate the whole thing. You are not
obligated to eat all of it. And they had the
Skinnylicious menu, which is I like to eat off the
skinnylicious menu. Lisa makes fun of me, but I like
to eat off of that menu, and the portions are
not as large, and the chlora can take is not
so bad. And there you go, so cheesecake factory. Yeah.
If I was stranded on a desert island and I
could pick a restaurant, that would be the one. Oh well,

(01:48:02):
I don't know if they have those there, but in
my head, I would have a restaurant on my desert island.
There is something about a restaurant that has eighty pages
of food. Oh have you ever had the sliders? They
taste like white Castle sliders. They're so good. That the
good Okay, that's my heart right there. It's wrapping around

(01:48:26):
your heart anyway. So yeah, I'm ready to I'm ready
to merge into mint season. It's it's time for the
pumpkin stuff to go away. Just go go. Yeah, I've
done with it, aren't we done with pumpkin For a while.
I WoT even had any pumpkin pie this season. I'm
behind on my pie I don't like, guy, you don't
like pumpkin pie? How about pumpkin pie and cream pump cheesecake? Yes? No, yes,

(01:48:52):
scary question. Is there actual pumpkin pulp or pumpkin in
pumpkin pie or well sometimes? Yeah? You know what it's
it's it's a think of pumpkin as a squash. That's
what it really is, right, It's from the same family.
So the same stuff you make squash casserole with a squash,
it's the same stuff you can make into a pie.
And um, I don't know, I think a lot. I

(01:49:14):
think some people make pumpkin pie with squash. They it's
the seasonings in there that make you feel like it
is definitely pumpkin pie. What what's up? Frog? There's a
place here in Florida's how. They're all over Florida called
Village in and they have the best pies ever. So
yesterday I was tasked with ordering the pie. So I
go online and order a pumpkin pie, and then their
French silk pie. It's got like all kinds of red

(01:49:34):
and green ribbons on it, and I won't take one
of those. And then I'm like, so much of this
fifteen pounds. I gotta lose me even three pie Thanksgiving. Yeah,
this kind of funny. How you're sitting in here saying
I'm fat. I'm not gonna you know, you're ordering every pie.
I say, go for the pie. And if you want
to lose a few lbs, why don't you wait till
Jane one? You know you need to lose twenty five pounds.

(01:49:58):
Now we're talking about our love cheesecake factory. Someone just
said of Texas, says, when we moved to the suburbs
cheesecake factory, what's the major requirement? Yes? But so do
we think of their servings as family size or are
those individual size? Oh don't know, that's individual for me.
Oh God, eat it now, need a little bit later,

(01:50:19):
And that's fine. Don't don't make such a small woman
you eat, you do pack a lot of food away.
I don't know where she puts it. She's so tiny.
My spanks nowhere I put it. They're giving up, they're
ripping at the seats. The food feeds her her bad attitude,
attitude fueled by food. Anybody, let's get into the three
things that Gandhi has to tell us what's going on? Well,

(01:50:41):
we know that Today is a huge travel day, the
biggest travel day of the year, and the weather is
not cooperating though across the country. We're gonna have some
pretty crazy storms. If you are traveling today, take a
look at what the weather is like and prepare yourselves
for it. Get to the airport on time. They're saying
two hours ahead of time for a domestic flight and
three hours if it's an international no flight, because they're
expecting a lot of delays and a lot of people

(01:51:03):
coming through Elvis. That means you too, If you're going somewhere,
do my best. You're gonna have to get out today. Hey, So,
if I am stranded in Santa Fe for Thanksgiving, I'm
going live on Instagram. Will you guys join me at
some point? Sure. At least three people have been injured
after that explosion at a chemical plant in East Texas.
Not only did flames shoot hundreds of feet into the air,

(01:51:23):
but this company and the people around in the neighboring
towns say that they were having windows broken up to
forty miles away from the center of the blast. Three people,
like I said, we're injured. They are all employees and
they are being treated and finally, We were just talking
about food, food intake and how much we're all eating.
Any guesses how much we're going to eat on Thanksgiving
Day in calories? I can't even imagine. Guess, I don't

(01:51:45):
know how many? About three thousand calories? They say, yeah,
and that in an hour. Scary just did that. We
watched them. It was amazing. Thirty five hundred pound you
know that gaining a pound oh okay, hundred calories then
each day, that that's a pound a day, and that actually,
these three thousand calories we're supposedly going to eat tomorrow

(01:52:08):
also include one hundred and fifty grams of fats. So
if you are one hundred and sixty pounds, it'll take
you four hours to run that off. You know what
about the salt? Those salts bed and everything's bad. It's
eat it. Let's not obsess. Let's just have fun and eat,
eat the food. We'll make up for it on January first.
Thank you. Yeah. I couldn't have said it better. Thank you, Gandhi.
By the way, again, people keep asking. Even though we
talk about Tellustrations after Dark all the time, people always ask,

(01:52:29):
what's that board game? It is called Tellustrations after Dark
the board game. We love to play with each other.
We've got video, we've got proof online that we do
actually have fun when we're not on the air. And
of course our fun is because we're together. We're having
fun with our friends and we're playing Tellustrations after dark.
So keep in mind this world we live in right
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(01:52:50):
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Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Today's phone tap from
our friend Garrett. All right, here's what happens. Our listener,
Kylie wants to phone tap her sister, Stephanie. Stephanie is
hosting Thanksgiving this year, and since Kylie's at college, she's

(01:53:57):
on going to be a perfect opportunity to play a
little joke on her sister. So Garrett's going to start
to call just Stephanie pretending to be Kylie's new boyfriend
who will be joining them. Let's see how this works
on today's phone tip from Garrett listening. Hello, Stephanie, This
is Stephanie. Is this Oh hey Stephanie, what's up? My
name is Schmidt. Um. I would yeah, Kylie didn't talk

(01:54:21):
to you. I haven't talked to her to day. Are
you a friend of Kylie's? I'm her boyfriend. Uh, she
invited me over for dinner, so I kind of I
went through her phone real quick, but I figured i'd
call you just to say what's up and introduce myself.
And so you went through her phone. I'm sure she

(01:54:44):
does real cool like that, you know, ever since we
met in class? Uh? Okay, no, no, I'm the teacher's aid.
I'm a grid student. I'm sorry, I'm confused. I teach
her class, you teach her class. How old are you? Anyway?
Thirty eight? So you're thirty eight years old. I was
just wondering if we can go over some plans for

(01:55:06):
Thanksgiving dinner. Well, wait for a Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, I'm
really sorry. She hasn't spoken with me about that yet.
I have a gluten analogy, and I just wanted to
make sure that use the proper breadcrumbs because I can't
I can't have wheat, you know. Um, I need to
talk to Kylie about this. Um. I really appreciate the

(01:55:28):
phone call. Do you have a problem because we're sleeping together.
I need to speak with Kylie, but apparently your phone,
her phone is near you. Can I at least bring
my pet, my pet snake? Okay? UM, you know, I'm
really sorry. UM, I need to speak with my sister
before you speak to anyone else in my family. What

(01:55:50):
am I supposed to do with mister slinky? Oh? All right,
So here's what we'll do. We'll call her back. I'll
have you call and try to U juste what's going on? Right? Awesome? Cool? Hello?
Hey Stetthy, Hello, what's up? What's up? Your boyfriend just

(01:56:13):
called me? Tell me O, No, I told him not
to call you. No. You know what, I don't even
want to hear about not to call me? How did
you happen to start dating a person that is teaching
your class? While I mean he's not teaching the class,
he's the teacher's aide. I mean it's thirty eight years old.
I don't care. Hey, is something in the class? Well?

(01:56:35):
I was studying at me and he said that he
could help me. And then you know one thing that
you're another and it's college and we just look together.
How are you talking about this? As? Is this no
big deal? It an't taking a college of you and
me in college. It doesn't matter. You were nineteen years old,
he's thirty eight. He is taking advantage of you. Well,

(01:56:58):
first of all, I didn't know he was thirty eight, Okay,
I thought he was like twenties. You would still have
a just a be the poster on your dormwall. I
know you there are lots of grown adults who love
Justin Bieber, so that's not really fair to say it
is totally inappropriate. There's nothing okay about what your boyfriend. Okay,
I wanted to bring him home. I wanted a front one. Okay.

(01:57:20):
I think personally that he and Dad have a lot
in common and could probably talk about. I mean, they're
like the same kind of books. They both football and
Dad going to talk about the same propt aid doctor
that they use. Are you kidding me? He's closer to
Dad's age than he is to yours. Well, but I'm
very much sure for my age, you know that, very
much sure he teaches your class. This man is complete letch.

(01:57:43):
He's a pervert. Don't you see that he call early
on the phone because he had gone to your phone.
He loved me, Schmidt would not do that. He's a
crazy person. They make movies about what he's done to you.
And did you know he has a pet snake. That's
just weird, Like who has a pet snake? And he
he called me and talks about this. This is as

(01:58:04):
gluten allergy as if I care. As soon as I
sell Dad about this, he's going to kick your ass
and you know it. Stephanie Mom, Hey, Stephanie, Kylie, Stephanie.
My name is Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
And you've just got a phone tap by your sister
side tap phone tapped me. Oh you are oh my god,

(01:58:28):
I cannot any right now. You're such a jerk. Tap.
Have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Ellis
Duran dot com. Click on the phone tap tab, tell
us what you want to do. This table was prerecorded
quit permission granted by all of our two sis, Elvie's
durand phone tab. We're Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

(01:58:52):
From Ellie Duran in the Morning Show. Well, we don't
have time for the entire uh episode of Top of
the Charts, but I do know the number one song
in Turkey, which is very appropriate, right yeah, yeah here
on Thanksgiving number one a song in Turkey is called
cock sevdem valan odo my faith bluts. Here we go.

(01:59:18):
I don't think a code number one in Turkey, all right, Danielle, yes,
Danielle report all right. One thing that I learned today
that I was very impressed by is that mister Rogers
was a fart. According to his widow. He would just
lift up his butt cheek and give her a little
slice smile. Gabrielle Union, Juliet Huff. They are both out

(01:59:42):
at American at America's Got Talent. If you don't know
all the details, I would just google it because it's
really confusing and it's you know, he said, she said,
and you know, I guess the truth comes out eventually,
so we'll see what happens there. Millie Bobby Brown making
at least seven million for her next movie, could be
more depending on how the box office does because she
is also the producer. And by the way, she's only

(02:00:02):
fifteen years old. But my favorite story of the day,
you have to go to Nick Jonas's Instagram for this
her His wife, Prianka Chopra, gave him an early anniversary
gift a brand new puppy, and he got it because
she woke him up with the puppy. It was the
cutest video. You got to see it. She taps him
on the shoulder and then the puppy just starts licking

(02:00:23):
him to death and it's adorable. You're gonna want to
check it out. So check it. He doesn't die, you
know what I mean? Expressions expression Thank you, Danielle, You're awesome.
I'm going you thought the kids. That's why we love you.
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