November 16, 2022 • 16 mins
We check in and everyone's plans for Thanksgiving this year!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis to represents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Hello. Hello,
it's the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Here we go. God,
(00:25):
it fucking beard. I think you're getting close to the
point where it won't itch anymore if you hit with
the beard oil. You keep saying you're bringing me beard
oil and Gandhi, I have to get it from my boyfriend.
He's not gonna from the store. You know, my beard
oil Amazon beard oil work. Yes, about wax, you could
use whack. That's if you have a long staff. I'm
(00:48):
going I'm going. I'm going to Amazon right now to
get some beard oil to it. It's good you want
to tickle each other's beards. He I was thinking about
what it would feel like to fill my beard against Nate's.
I want to try. Oh my goodness, you looking at
you all cocked and hug. It's just like a hug
on our cheeks. Well, okay, so look, I'm a gay guy,
so it's different from me. You have you ever been
(01:09):
like like watching a TV show with a buddy guys
and then you're you wearing shorts and it's in the summer,
and then your two hairy legs come rub up against
each other. I mean, oh my god, like I got electrocuted. Dan,
You know, when you're a hairy leg rubs up against
someone all the time. So no, I like that. It
(01:33):
feels pretty awesome. Would you be weirded out if it
was a soft leg, like a hairless leg? Yeah, Froggy doesn't,
don't Frog? Don't you shave your legs? Frog? I thought
he's hairless. I didn't know that you shave your legs.
I did. Why, I trimmed them. I cut it very,
very very short. So then, Froggy, how would you feel
if your little hairless leg ran against a hairy leg
and while you're watching Netflix and chilling? Depends on what
(01:57):
time the day it is where we are, we're watching
What about my face against Froggy's legs? So here we
go my thigh anyway, but you know, a human to
human contact is such a it's a powerful thing. And uh, anyway,
moving on here for the podcast. Daniel's at home almost
(02:18):
out of of a voice. Yeah, I told myself I'm
allowed to do the show and then I have to
not talk the whole rest of the day, which is
what I tried to do. Yesterday. But yeah, I know
you're daniel You're gonna talk. No, I'm not today. I
am not going to Scary's here and there's Garrett, and
there's Scotty b and uh there's Nate straight Nate number two.
(02:40):
But number two, that's my new name. Number two like
poop stuffing because of the stuff. You got to let
that go. It was just a stuff. Pretty proud of
number two this morning, Good morning, number three, number one,
number five. I gotta say my girlfriend, she's a very
(03:02):
good sport. She laughed it off because she was the
one who did the entry for me. Might blame her
for your loss. I don't blame her for the loss.
You should blame her for your loss. Okay, one that
served up an inferior stuff. You hear that, Robin? It's
all you can? We make that the clip Instagram anyway, camera.
(03:25):
You know I love you, Robin. I'm kidding good yesterday.
I would happily put any of them up against my turkey,
if you know what I'm saying, rubbing my hairy turkey
with you? All right? So where are we going? What
do you want to do? Danielle, Since you don't want
to talk, what do you want to talk about. I
don't know, I'm just good thing. What is everyone doing
(03:47):
for like Thanksgiving this year? Do you have big plans?
Everyone going something like fun? What are you doing? Yeah,
I'm I'm one of my sister's house. Well, actually I'm
going to the parade, which I'm very excited about, going
to sit in the grandstands. And then I'm going to
my sister's house because my brother in law is on call.
He's an orthopedic surgeon, so we have to stay close
(04:09):
to That's what we're doing. It from wrong, guys, but
it seems like everything's giving or Christmas or something. Danielle
always brings up family drama. She's like, well, we're not
gonna go to their house this year because well, they
don't like my whatever. And then I mean, am I right?
Do you guys remember hearing some stuff like this? Danielle,
I don't think so. I don't think there's much drama,
(04:30):
but okay, we can start some by this conversation quickly there, Well,
who's hosting this? Yere is anybody actually hosting Thanksgiving? No?
Thank god? Heather mentioned like, hey, do you want to
host someone? You know it's a sexy grandiose idea until
until you do, you're like, what the fun was I thinking?
Unless you cater it, it is so much work, or
(04:50):
unless you have everyone brings something like that's what my
sister is doing, Like I'm bringing the lasagna, my brother
brings the turkey. You know. Yeah, yeah, you gotta like
write the script. What are you doing? We are actually
having Gandhi Pelooza two in Nashville. My cousin Anita is hosting,
So all of the Gandhi's from all corners of the
country are coming and there will be family drama for sure.
(05:12):
I just don't know who's going to start it. Um.
I think there are thirty that will be there. Yeah,
so we're saying, you know, not everyone's staying with my
cousin because her place isn't big enough. But we've got airbnb.
Is all kind of on the same street. And I'm
excited to see how this How many creepy uncle mustaches
will there be? Oh the mustaches? Um, I think in
(05:34):
the Indian world all uncles have mustaches. Yeah. They What's
really weird though, is more of my extended extended family
they have the mustaches and then the ones that I'm
going out with they have all gotten rid of them. Really. Yeah, Hey,
I'm glad you're here. Yes, And I don't know if
it's well for many reasons. I'm glad Gandhi's here. But
there's this thing on TikTok and on Instagram where you
(05:54):
have a man who sounds like he has an Indian dialect,
like reading like the motivational script, and they show videos
of like animals and nature. Do not worry about being
an assholes. I've realized a lot. So there are a
(06:15):
lot of very hilarious Indian people, but be careful because
so many of them are like me, were their first generation,
and they're faking the accent. I can pick up a
fake Indian accent, like maybe this guy is fake accent,
like Pinky Patel, Hello, my Prince. That lady she's hilarious,
but that is a fake accent. I love her, she's funny,
(06:35):
it's fake. Yeah, she's a totally normal, like like white
American sounding voice, Like I love playing that game with Sheldon.
Like when we hear a British person m I try
to figure out if it's real or not, and I'm like,
that's not real, right, And he's like, you're right, very good. Yeah,
you can tell I want to hear this. TikTok Now, hold, okay,
(07:02):
this isn't working well, is it? Never never mind, we
don't come up later on when you're not looking for
this knows what I'm talking I'm sure and I'm excited
to see. I know you're going to find the videos
later in the day and you're gonna send them to me.
It's like it's like a guy with an Indian accent
who gives you like motivational things to think about. Well,
(07:24):
but but it's a video of like, you know, a
moose walking through a field. Anyway, So what are you
doing for Thanksgiving? Scary? So my sister in law and
my brother Stephen are hosting at their house. One little
wrinkle to this Thanksgiving. You know, in years past, I
would buy that boogie turkey that Williams what happens? Yeah,
(07:45):
they organic pre brind job whatever. Well, I ordered a
little too late this year, so they only had ten
pound turkeys available, which is not going to feed the
entire family. So or two of yeah to no, I
can't have two birds that we thought about it. So
I had to search this country high and low to
(08:06):
find what I could would consider a valid substitute, which
is a pasteur raised heritage turkey. So I found from
the oldest it's the oldest breed of turkey line. It
still exists in America. Somewhere in Kansas. Is this farm
that rate, that pastor raises turkeys in the first turkey
(08:29):
from them, And I'm rolling the dice this year because
they didn't have my size with the Williams Sonoma. They
didn't have my son, the Williams Sonoma for Willie Bird.
So the turkey he's having is it's still alive right now?
Or yes? Yes, absolutely? Two? Because it's a fresh pasteurized Okay,
(08:55):
I keep making fun of scary. No one's laughing. It's
a fresh pasteurized past are raised turkey. A pastor, A
pastor raised the turkey past your meaning Baptist pastor. No,
you mean it runs around in the farm. This turkey
is on a farm at run around where sounds like
(09:17):
past So they gave this turkey a good life, so
it doesn't know what's coming. But yeah, but and it
eats off and he eats off the land. It doesn't eat.
They don't feed a corn and shoving it, shove it
in a coupe where it's eating its own ship. How
do you like a lot of turkeys? Do a lot?
If you haven't you seen turkey houses here. He's scary
talking about anything that has to do with anything other
(09:39):
than his life in Brooklyn. It's hilarious. This turkey come
with papers like, do you get like they did introduced
family Turkey curtified. No, they said no, there's a gold
seal on the website. So the website has a gold seal.
It's no, it's called a heritage brand. Are you beating
seals and eating them? No? No, no, no, no times turkey.
(10:00):
You've seen the henhouses before where they're all like like
it's like a free range turkey. This is not range.
It let it let a happy life, so it's less
stress and how they kill? Do you know? I don't
know your kindness? Scary, scary? You have no fucking clue
what you're talking about? Does I do? I found it
(10:23):
where you're believing everything they say would say on the
website our turkeys Live a happy line. Hundred and seventy
seven dollars. Trying in heirloom or heritage turkey for the
first time, maybe a bit surprising because it will actually
taste like something a bit gamier and richer than most
supermarket birds. This stronger flavor stems from both the heritage
(10:44):
breeds themselves well any age of the bird's talk about
America's off the only bloodline of turkey left. Let's they've
got a little turkey therapist running around talking to the
happy it could be there, You're you're excitement as you're showing.
It's just cut. Five out of six adults prefer the
the heritage turkey to But are you Are they cling
(11:08):
for you because normally some No, it just comes fresh
and cold, and you put it, you put it in
the refrigerator, and when you just shove it in the oven,
when yours ups like FedEx, I guess yes, FedEx. FedEx.
It gives you a specific person who raised these turkeys. Yes,
there's a farmer. Do you talk to the farmer. There's
a family of farmers in Kansas to pick the exact
(11:31):
bird like it's just like buying a star for their birthday.
After this, don't you feel bad eating it? Yes? No,
it's organic, it's good for you. Here it goes. What
about that turkey question? Was what are you doing for peace? Kipping?
Thanks for the answer. I'm buying a turkey and sending
(11:53):
it to my brother and sister in law, and I'm
just ringing a lot of stuff about this, like white
or dark meat, scary both. It's a lot of dark.
It's a lot of dark. It's a darker. But it's
gott a gold seal right there on the website, right there.
So the website has a gold seal, little gold seals
in each individual turkey. Faith in this farmer that he's
not going to the supermarket and doing a bait and
(12:14):
switch and just putting a gold seal on something from
I believe, I believe it's exactly. You know, there used
to be a chicken restaurant here in New York City
that had these crazy, crazy single line chickens. They and
they were expensive and they were good, But I could
go to Popeye's and be happier. To be honest, popeye
(12:34):
is making turkey this year, frying turkeys. Why didn't you
just do that? Scar because seven dollars from Kansas. So
what are you doing for Thanksgiving? Garrett? I'm afraid to
ask anyone else what they're doing. It's my wife's birthday.
It falls on Thanksgiving. This year. So yesterday I spent
an hour trying to look for a birthday cake because
all the bakeries are like, stop taking orders because it's Thanksgiving.
(12:58):
So I have to get a birthday cake two days
prior to her birthday. So hopefully it doesn't know you
should order one of these turkeys. Birthday turkey, Yes, candle
in there? What about your frog? What are you doing?
So I'm going to my parents, but my job is
to deep private turkey. So yesterday my dad called him
and gave me instructions. I need you to go on
Sunday and get eighteen pound turkey. Don't get a fifteen
(13:20):
it's not enough, and don't get a twenty and won't
fit in a cooker eighteen. I said, well, what if
they don't have an eighteen, then go somewhere else. I'm like, Dad,
I'm not going to drive around town for two days
looking for it. Left over turkey, that's good, I'm like.
He says, it won't fit in the cooker, so then
therefore the top won't be all crispy like he likes it.
My dad's a little picky. What are you doing? Going
to be with some good friends on Thanksgiving and then
(13:42):
you know, I gotta go to bed because I have
to work Friday morning, because somebody has to. You know, Friday,
Sam's getting married. What are you guys wearing clothes? A suit, suit, undress.
I'm not going, Mama, you won't be here right, I'll
be out of town. If it was on a Saturday,
(14:03):
I would have cut the family vacation short. But it's
you know, the whole family is going to be there
and we're Nashville's. I can't make it, but I'll be
wearing probably this. I'll drink some jamison in your honor. Thanks.
I appreciate it. Well. I love about the fact. I
love a fact about Sam's wedding. It's at a venue
that's really close to my house. Oh that's awesome. Lucky
you luck what about you? Straight and Nate family going
(14:27):
to do two Thanksgivings, one with my wife's family on
Thanksgiving Day and then the next day with my family.
So I get to Thanksgiving dinners. Very exciting, and you know,
spen me, I'll go like, I'll go to a diner
the day before Thanksgiving and still have a hot open
turkey sene, eat turkey before drink and after Thanksgiving We're
(14:48):
going to car Mines the day before Thanksgiving off mushrooms.
They're so good. Well, I figured we stay in this.
We did this last year. We stayed in the city.
We did that, and we did the Bryant Park Um
Chris his village, and it's so cool because it's not
that busy yet. It doesn't get crazy busy really until
like right after Thanksgiving, so it's nice. Well, what are
(15:11):
you gonna do? I'm having Thanksgiving okay with Alex and
his mom, and I think Uncle Johnny may show up
if you can. Are you cooking? No no no no
no no no no. You know next year hopefully our
will be at our renovated kitchen. I'll cook then I
don't want to do it. Okay, you know we have
(15:32):
Thanksgiving all prepared for us, waiting for us. They already
cooked it. They left turkey from Kansas. Yeah. Yeah, it's
one of those those turkeys. Did you get to pick
your bird? I get to pick the bird and the
person who raised the bird talk to the mom and
dad to make sure he was a well behaved turkey,
keep it happy. I get to talk to them too well. Anyway,
(15:52):
So there you go. How do you fill up fifteen
minutes in a podcast. Can we get out of here? Yeah?
I love you Mine. Bye. The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis to represents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Hello. Hello,
it's the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Here we go. God,
(00:25):
it fucking beard. I think you're getting close to the
point where it won't itch anymore if you hit with
the beard oil. You keep saying you're bringing me beard
oil and Gandhi, I have to get it from my boyfriend.
He's not gonna from the store. You know, my beard
oil Amazon beard oil work. Yes, about wax, you could
use whack. That's if you have a long staff. I'm
(00:48):
going I'm going. I'm going to Amazon right now to
get some beard oil to it. It's good you want
to tickle each other's beards. He I was thinking about
what it would feel like to fill my beard against Nate's.
I want to try. Oh my goodness, you looking at
you all cocked and hug. It's just like a hug
on our cheeks. Well, okay, so look, I'm a gay guy,
so it's different from me. You have you ever been
(01:09):
like like watching a TV show with a buddy guys
and then you're you wearing shorts and it's in the summer,
and then your two hairy legs come rub up against
each other. I mean, oh my god, like I got electrocuted. Dan,
You know, when you're a hairy leg rubs up against
someone all the time. So no, I like that. It
(01:33):
feels pretty awesome. Would you be weirded out if it
was a soft leg, like a hairless leg? Yeah, Froggy doesn't,
don't Frog? Don't you shave your legs? Frog? I thought
he's hairless. I didn't know that you shave your legs.
I did. Why, I trimmed them. I cut it very,
very very short. So then, Froggy, how would you feel
if your little hairless leg ran against a hairy leg
and while you're watching Netflix and chilling? Depends on what
(01:57):
time the day it is where we are, we're watching
What about my face against Froggy's legs? So here we
go my thigh anyway, but you know, a human to
human contact is such a it's a powerful thing. And uh, anyway,
moving on here for the podcast. Daniel's at home almost
(02:18):
out of of a voice. Yeah, I told myself I'm
allowed to do the show and then I have to
not talk the whole rest of the day, which is
what I tried to do. Yesterday. But yeah, I know
you're daniel You're gonna talk. No, I'm not today. I
am not going to Scary's here and there's Garrett, and
there's Scotty b and uh there's Nate straight Nate number two.
(02:40):
But number two, that's my new name. Number two like
poop stuffing because of the stuff. You got to let
that go. It was just a stuff. Pretty proud of
number two this morning, Good morning, number three, number one,
number five. I gotta say my girlfriend, she's a very
(03:02):
good sport. She laughed it off because she was the
one who did the entry for me. Might blame her
for your loss. I don't blame her for the loss.
You should blame her for your loss. Okay, one that
served up an inferior stuff. You hear that, Robin? It's
all you can? We make that the clip Instagram anyway, camera.
(03:25):
You know I love you, Robin. I'm kidding good yesterday.
I would happily put any of them up against my turkey,
if you know what I'm saying, rubbing my hairy turkey
with you? All right? So where are we going? What
do you want to do? Danielle, Since you don't want
to talk, what do you want to talk about. I
don't know, I'm just good thing. What is everyone doing
(03:47):
for like Thanksgiving this year? Do you have big plans?
Everyone going something like fun? What are you doing? Yeah,
I'm I'm one of my sister's house. Well, actually I'm
going to the parade, which I'm very excited about, going
to sit in the grandstands. And then I'm going to
my sister's house because my brother in law is on call.
He's an orthopedic surgeon, so we have to stay close
(04:09):
to That's what we're doing. It from wrong, guys, but
it seems like everything's giving or Christmas or something. Danielle
always brings up family drama. She's like, well, we're not
gonna go to their house this year because well, they
don't like my whatever. And then I mean, am I right?
Do you guys remember hearing some stuff like this? Danielle,
I don't think so. I don't think there's much drama,
(04:30):
but okay, we can start some by this conversation quickly there, Well,
who's hosting this? Yere is anybody actually hosting Thanksgiving? No?
Thank god? Heather mentioned like, hey, do you want to
host someone? You know it's a sexy grandiose idea until
until you do, you're like, what the fun was I thinking?
Unless you cater it, it is so much work, or
(04:50):
unless you have everyone brings something like that's what my
sister is doing, Like I'm bringing the lasagna, my brother
brings the turkey. You know. Yeah, yeah, you gotta like
write the script. What are you doing? We are actually
having Gandhi Pelooza two in Nashville. My cousin Anita is hosting,
So all of the Gandhi's from all corners of the
country are coming and there will be family drama for sure.
(05:12):
I just don't know who's going to start it. Um.
I think there are thirty that will be there. Yeah,
so we're saying, you know, not everyone's staying with my
cousin because her place isn't big enough. But we've got airbnb.
Is all kind of on the same street. And I'm
excited to see how this How many creepy uncle mustaches
will there be? Oh the mustaches? Um, I think in
(05:34):
the Indian world all uncles have mustaches. Yeah. They What's
really weird though, is more of my extended extended family
they have the mustaches and then the ones that I'm
going out with they have all gotten rid of them. Really. Yeah, Hey,
I'm glad you're here. Yes, And I don't know if
it's well for many reasons. I'm glad Gandhi's here. But
there's this thing on TikTok and on Instagram where you
(05:54):
have a man who sounds like he has an Indian dialect,
like reading like the motivational script, and they show videos
of like animals and nature. Do not worry about being
an assholes. I've realized a lot. So there are a
(06:15):
lot of very hilarious Indian people, but be careful because
so many of them are like me, were their first generation,
and they're faking the accent. I can pick up a
fake Indian accent, like maybe this guy is fake accent,
like Pinky Patel, Hello, my Prince. That lady she's hilarious,
but that is a fake accent. I love her, she's funny,
(06:35):
it's fake. Yeah, she's a totally normal, like like white
American sounding voice, Like I love playing that game with Sheldon.
Like when we hear a British person m I try
to figure out if it's real or not, and I'm like,
that's not real, right, And he's like, you're right, very good. Yeah,
you can tell I want to hear this. TikTok Now, hold, okay,
(07:02):
this isn't working well, is it? Never never mind, we
don't come up later on when you're not looking for
this knows what I'm talking I'm sure and I'm excited
to see. I know you're going to find the videos
later in the day and you're gonna send them to me.
It's like it's like a guy with an Indian accent
who gives you like motivational things to think about. Well,
(07:24):
but but it's a video of like, you know, a
moose walking through a field. Anyway, So what are you
doing for Thanksgiving? Scary? So my sister in law and
my brother Stephen are hosting at their house. One little
wrinkle to this Thanksgiving. You know, in years past, I
would buy that boogie turkey that Williams what happens? Yeah,
(07:45):
they organic pre brind job whatever. Well, I ordered a
little too late this year, so they only had ten
pound turkeys available, which is not going to feed the
entire family. So or two of yeah to no, I
can't have two birds that we thought about it. So
I had to search this country high and low to
(08:06):
find what I could would consider a valid substitute, which
is a pasteur raised heritage turkey. So I found from
the oldest it's the oldest breed of turkey line. It
still exists in America. Somewhere in Kansas. Is this farm
that rate, that pastor raises turkeys in the first turkey
(08:29):
from them, And I'm rolling the dice this year because
they didn't have my size with the Williams Sonoma. They
didn't have my son, the Williams Sonoma for Willie Bird.
So the turkey he's having is it's still alive right now?
Or yes? Yes, absolutely? Two? Because it's a fresh pasteurized Okay,
(08:55):
I keep making fun of scary. No one's laughing. It's
a fresh pasteurized past are raised turkey. A pastor, A
pastor raised the turkey past your meaning Baptist pastor. No,
you mean it runs around in the farm. This turkey
is on a farm at run around where sounds like
(09:17):
past So they gave this turkey a good life, so
it doesn't know what's coming. But yeah, but and it
eats off and he eats off the land. It doesn't eat.
They don't feed a corn and shoving it, shove it
in a coupe where it's eating its own ship. How
do you like a lot of turkeys? Do a lot?
If you haven't you seen turkey houses here. He's scary
talking about anything that has to do with anything other
(09:39):
than his life in Brooklyn. It's hilarious. This turkey come
with papers like, do you get like they did introduced
family Turkey curtified. No, they said no, there's a gold
seal on the website. So the website has a gold seal.
It's no, it's called a heritage brand. Are you beating
seals and eating them? No? No, no, no, no times turkey.
(10:00):
You've seen the henhouses before where they're all like like
it's like a free range turkey. This is not range.
It let it let a happy life, so it's less
stress and how they kill? Do you know? I don't
know your kindness? Scary, scary? You have no fucking clue
what you're talking about? Does I do? I found it
(10:23):
where you're believing everything they say would say on the
website our turkeys Live a happy line. Hundred and seventy
seven dollars. Trying in heirloom or heritage turkey for the
first time, maybe a bit surprising because it will actually
taste like something a bit gamier and richer than most
supermarket birds. This stronger flavor stems from both the heritage
(10:44):
breeds themselves well any age of the bird's talk about
America's off the only bloodline of turkey left. Let's they've
got a little turkey therapist running around talking to the
happy it could be there, You're you're excitement as you're showing.
It's just cut. Five out of six adults prefer the
the heritage turkey to But are you Are they cling
(11:08):
for you because normally some No, it just comes fresh
and cold, and you put it, you put it in
the refrigerator, and when you just shove it in the oven,
when yours ups like FedEx, I guess yes, FedEx. FedEx.
It gives you a specific person who raised these turkeys. Yes,
there's a farmer. Do you talk to the farmer. There's
a family of farmers in Kansas to pick the exact
(11:31):
bird like it's just like buying a star for their birthday.
After this, don't you feel bad eating it? Yes? No,
it's organic, it's good for you. Here it goes. What
about that turkey question? Was what are you doing for peace? Kipping?
Thanks for the answer. I'm buying a turkey and sending
(11:53):
it to my brother and sister in law, and I'm
just ringing a lot of stuff about this, like white
or dark meat, scary both. It's a lot of dark.
It's a lot of dark. It's a darker. But it's
gott a gold seal right there on the website, right there.
So the website has a gold seal, little gold seals
in each individual turkey. Faith in this farmer that he's
not going to the supermarket and doing a bait and
(12:14):
switch and just putting a gold seal on something from
I believe, I believe it's exactly. You know, there used
to be a chicken restaurant here in New York City
that had these crazy, crazy single line chickens. They and
they were expensive and they were good, But I could
go to Popeye's and be happier. To be honest, popeye
(12:34):
is making turkey this year, frying turkeys. Why didn't you
just do that? Scar because seven dollars from Kansas. So
what are you doing for Thanksgiving? Garrett? I'm afraid to
ask anyone else what they're doing. It's my wife's birthday.
It falls on Thanksgiving. This year. So yesterday I spent
an hour trying to look for a birthday cake because
all the bakeries are like, stop taking orders because it's Thanksgiving.
(12:58):
So I have to get a birthday cake two days
prior to her birthday. So hopefully it doesn't know you
should order one of these turkeys. Birthday turkey, Yes, candle
in there? What about your frog? What are you doing?
So I'm going to my parents, but my job is
to deep private turkey. So yesterday my dad called him
and gave me instructions. I need you to go on
Sunday and get eighteen pound turkey. Don't get a fifteen
(13:20):
it's not enough, and don't get a twenty and won't
fit in a cooker eighteen. I said, well, what if
they don't have an eighteen, then go somewhere else. I'm like, Dad,
I'm not going to drive around town for two days
looking for it. Left over turkey, that's good, I'm like.
He says, it won't fit in the cooker, so then
therefore the top won't be all crispy like he likes it.
My dad's a little picky. What are you doing? Going
to be with some good friends on Thanksgiving and then
(13:42):
you know, I gotta go to bed because I have
to work Friday morning, because somebody has to. You know, Friday,
Sam's getting married. What are you guys wearing clothes? A suit, suit, undress.
I'm not going, Mama, you won't be here right, I'll
be out of town. If it was on a Saturday,
(14:03):
I would have cut the family vacation short. But it's
you know, the whole family is going to be there
and we're Nashville's. I can't make it, but I'll be
wearing probably this. I'll drink some jamison in your honor. Thanks.
I appreciate it. Well. I love about the fact. I
love a fact about Sam's wedding. It's at a venue
that's really close to my house. Oh that's awesome. Lucky
you luck what about you? Straight and Nate family going
(14:27):
to do two Thanksgivings, one with my wife's family on
Thanksgiving Day and then the next day with my family.
So I get to Thanksgiving dinners. Very exciting, and you know,
spen me, I'll go like, I'll go to a diner
the day before Thanksgiving and still have a hot open
turkey sene, eat turkey before drink and after Thanksgiving We're
(14:48):
going to car Mines the day before Thanksgiving off mushrooms.
They're so good. Well, I figured we stay in this.
We did this last year. We stayed in the city.
We did that, and we did the Bryant Park Um
Chris his village, and it's so cool because it's not
that busy yet. It doesn't get crazy busy really until
like right after Thanksgiving, so it's nice. Well, what are
(15:11):
you gonna do? I'm having Thanksgiving okay with Alex and
his mom, and I think Uncle Johnny may show up
if you can. Are you cooking? No no no no
no no no no. You know next year hopefully our
will be at our renovated kitchen. I'll cook then I
don't want to do it. Okay, you know we have
(15:32):
Thanksgiving all prepared for us, waiting for us. They already
cooked it. They left turkey from Kansas. Yeah. Yeah, it's
one of those those turkeys. Did you get to pick
your bird? I get to pick the bird and the
person who raised the bird talk to the mom and
dad to make sure he was a well behaved turkey,
keep it happy. I get to talk to them too well. Anyway,
(15:52):
So there you go. How do you fill up fifteen
minutes in a podcast. Can we get out of here? Yeah?
I love you Mine. Bye. The fifteen Minute Morning Show
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