That Doesn't Look Like Me

We talk about how people think we look like certain people, but do we really? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Elvis presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. It is the
fifteen minute morning show podcast. Look at this, everyone's here.
There's Scary and Froggy and Danielle Senor Nate is here,

(00:26):
and there's Gandhi, and there's Garrett, and there's Scotty b
and of course there's Brody sitting in front of Norwegian Bliss.
All right, well, we don't have any time. We do
have to end this one a little early. We have
stuff that needs to be done. We'll leave it at that.
At least as long as you tell them ahead of time,

(00:46):
then it's okay. I think, okay, do you have to
say it? All right, so we only have like nine minutes?
What do you want to do in nine minutes? And
the idea I think we continue the homophonic spelling. Be
by the way, we we know that's a joke, right,
Like we're not really taking this seriously, Like when we do,
the answer is me. We know that some people texting

(01:08):
in did not know that people were taking it very seriously.
You guys suck. I can't believe like we center our
lives around trying to entertain people and when we do
something like that and people that's not fair. It's not fair,
you're cheating. Well, they didn't need they're not smart. Some
people aren't smart. They're not smart, like they're not. It's

(01:30):
not for everybody, is that a thing like that's of course,
a lot of people don't understand sarcasm. Sarcasm, They don't
understand irony, facetiousness. Yeah, they don't understand. The whole generation
is lost on sarcasm. What Elvis was just saying that
I was reading about it. But really a lot of
people they take things to heart, they take things very seriously.

(01:51):
I think it was because money was on the line.
If we didn't put any type of like value on it,
I think it wouldn't have been as a big meal.
I think it's a lot of people just want to
be right, and then when they're not, it makes them mad.
They don't understand that it's just the game. Do you
think they were like spelling along like damnit? Yes, yes,
People who listen to the show need to not take

(02:12):
everything and we do seriously. Like when Elvis picks on scary,
they're like, I don't think it's fair and you pick
on scary it's so numb rolling. I don't know why
he still works there. It's a joke. We're all, we're family.
He gets paid handsomely to be screwed over. Today we
were joking about who's gonna pay for the game, and
someone texted in, you know that's me and you're making

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your coworkers. I know it sounds like you enjoy your jobs,
but it's a terrible advice. Smell, a terrible environment and toxic.
This is the most toxic of work spaces we've ever
worked in. That same idiot is the one that texts
in when we go on vacation. It says, you guys
have so much money, you go on your lavish vacations.

(02:54):
Why don't you do that. It's like they just bitch
to bitch. They need something to pick about. You're on
vacation again. I would I got to go on vacation,
but didn't go get a job to give you more case.
It's my fault a job. Yes, vacations, we're okay. We're
allowed to take vacations. We're allowed to do whatever we

(03:16):
want to do. You don't have to listen to this ship.
We're allowed to have a nine minute podcast Morning show
the call of baseball players and now at them fall
only playing a hundred sixty two days a year. How
would you like it if someone who's just up your
ass constantly over stupid ship that does some method. Look
at Tom Brady, he works sixty seventeen days a year.

(03:36):
What must be nice? It is nice. That's why it's
Tom Brady. Elvis. You know what? I love the fact
when you tell people not to listen and then they
get upset when you're how dare you tell me not
to listen? So I can't complain about that? It's really funny.
I will tell you this, And this is kind of
a behind the scenes thing, but everyone here knows. The
people who texting the meanest things have been texting mean

(03:57):
things for years. They listened to us every single day.
They hate us every day, and we have all we see.
Everything you said is it's the strangest thing I don't understand.
And then they go online and bitch about us. They
have message boards complain about Howard Stern's movie private parts.
When they're going over Howard's ratings, and the guy says

(04:17):
to his boss, he says, people who love Howard listen
for two hours a dayo, what about the people who
hate Howard he goes they listen for four exactly. It's true.
It is true anyway. Those who are loyal to us,
we are loyal to you. And there aren't way more loyal,
nice people, annoying ones who slide in that one person

(04:38):
at the time and just live in our brains for
some reason. But the overwhelming majority is great, and our
listeners are pretty great. There's just a handful of that
text all the time. Why do we allow the negative
people to live rent free in our heads? We talked
about this. It's supposedly it's a survival instinct because when
you make a mistake and you get a bad feeling
about it, then you don't make that mistake again. So

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even though it's not necessarily burning your hand with fire,
it's something similar to, oh I said something I shouldn't
have said. Maybe I shouldn't say that again, which clearly
stops none of us. But that's why trying to do
and you also say that you sometimes it takes one
negative comment and it takes like nine or ten to
have the same effect that that one negative has. YEA. Anyway,

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it's just I think the other thing at play here
is just it's disappointing to know that we're sharing oxygen
with some of these people. Yes, they're just not nice. Look,
you know what, you're watching this or listening to this
podcast right now. You're out there every day you people
are beating you down, and you gotta be back. You
gotta fight back if you want to, if you want
to survive and enjoy your life. And I learned that

(05:43):
from you, Elvis, because I've been doing this for twenty
five years and it would bother me. You know, these
these dumb asses say stuff and I worked with other
people that they're like, oh, I can't believe this person
thought this about this game. We really need to change
what you're doing. And you are confident enough to know
that what you're doing matters and means something to you.
And you're right point nine percent of the time and

(06:03):
you're doing what you believe in and you're like, fun
those people, you know what, we don't need them to
waste our fucking time. We don't. We don't that company before.
I don't know. I just I learned. Elvis taught me
that here's Nate right here. Wait, you gotta turn around.
There you go, He's not playing playing what should be?

(06:29):
That was? That was a moment where you didn't have
self confidence. I was just piste off, you know, I mean,
we get all these tex you know, we were trying
to do a game to entertain people. You know, that's
all we were trying to do. And I guarantee people
were sitting in their car laughing their asses off. Of

(06:49):
course they was, but there was five people that were like, wait,
this isn't fair. But it really wasn't that funny, to
be honest. This here's a text. My name is Vinny.
I'm listening to the radio show. My coworker Austin thinks
your show is dumb. Can you tell them what's up? Hey, Austin,
what's up right here? I think it's important to be unpredictable.

(07:12):
Like Danielle is always taking the high roads. She really
is never mean to listeners. They don't ever come at her.
That's unless they cheat on their significant But there are
times like I will try to take the high road.
And then every now and then I'm like, you know,
I think I need to be really rude to somebody today.
Today's the day that you rubbed me the wrong way
and then you say something back to them, and they

(07:32):
call you a bully. That's my favorite. I'm like, wait
a second. I just went to your profile and saw
that your page said rapper fall and you have thirty
two followers. You are not rapping for anyone. How does
that make me a bully? You're the bully you started it.
I just I had that problem. Two days ago. Somebody
sent me a picture. Uh they said, oh, look, your
doppelganger lives in my town or something, and it was

(07:52):
a picture of a very unattractive person. So I wope back,
and I wope back. I d M them back and
I said, hey, I really appreciate you thinking of me.
That's very nice that I'm top of mine and that
person looks nothing like me. But again, thanks for thinking
of me. I tried to be polite about it. She
then finds a picture of me with a celebrity on
the internet and post the picture in the DM goes, look,

(08:14):
you do look like that person, and I said, seriously,
how would you feel? So I sent this picture. Can
you see that Diana? If you see that picture? No,
So I sent that picture. I'll put it back up again.
I sent the picture of a really ugly woman that
I thought, you know, it was like two percent looked
like her. And I said, how would you feel if
I said that you look like this? I said, she

(08:38):
looks enough like you. I said, is that a compliment?
Or would you feel awful? Like? So she's like, oh,
you know what I see? You don't take you don't
take compliments? Well haven't I? No, no, I really don't

(09:01):
have Let me decide if if this is your doubel Gang.
So it's like, what's you have an agenda? Like, she's
looking for pictures of me online? How do you think
I feel? Somebody do this painting? And said this was
just like just that is my point is if you're

(09:21):
going to find a picture that says something you look
like them, making an attractive person, you know, like someone
better looking than maybe be fine. Maybe she thought this
person was attractive. Maybe well she said it was a
compliment Danielle when we full studios and they said, that's

(09:42):
the only thing he wants to take. NFL linebacker Danielle,
Wrap it Up, Wrap it Up. Sorry for the short
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