That Washing Machine Tech is a LIAR!

David's grandmother had her washing machine fixed, and apparently the repair man complained about her!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Elvis Durrand's phone tap, Danielle, set this thing up, all right,
comes from David. My grandmother just had her washing machine fixed.
She said. The guy that came only stayed a few
minutes and he didn't really do anything. So I want
you to call her and tell her the repair man
complains about her and that she owes money and she
will go crazy. Danielle picking on an old lady. Let's

(00:21):
listen to today's phone tap. Hello, Yes, man's week to me?
Your aunt? Please this is here. This is Melinda Prosel
calling from Siri. Yes, did you have some service done
on your washing machine the other day?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, about a week or so ago.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, did you recall the guy that came to fix it?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh? God, he was such a nice guy. You know.
He told me his name, but I forgot.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah. Well you say he's a nice guy, then how
come I have paperwork here that says you were very
rude to him?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh my god, I was rude.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
That's what it says here.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
It says he's a liar.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
He said that you him out.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh my, he's a god stern liar. You know, I'm
made the two years old. I'm like everybody, what's wrong
with him.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, he says that you tried to throw him out
of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh my oh, that he's a liar.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, he said that you use the F word.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my god, I never end my life.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Well, unfortunately, because he was there and he says he
did fix your problem. He said that you are going
to be charged of the visit home made.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah no, why no, no, hey didn't fix nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
He still came out for a service call ma'am.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh my god. But we got insurance on it.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
No, it's not here and not according to my paperwork.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, you know, I have to talk to my grandson
because he's the one he bought the machine.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Maybe your grandson's a little irresponsible.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, he's not. He's a college graduate. He has his
own business.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, we do have this two hundred and fifty dollars
bill here.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Ah, oh my god, oh my god. No, no, no,
I cannot pay for that because he's a liar. For
him to come in here for two minutes, but he
didn't fix nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
He says, you don't know how to use a washing machine.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Wow, he's still hot air. You know I've been washing
close for the last sixty years. Tell him to go
fly a kite because here, you know, if the man
is sick, definitely sick, and tell him I said it too.
But he's a god darn liar. Tell him to come
here with somebody. Tell him to bring a lawyer. Bring
somebody here. I'll have my lawyer here. Goodbye, ma'am a.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Liar, he's she's over. He's a liar. He's a liar.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
He's calling me now.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay, don't answer unless you have three way? Do you
have three way? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Hello? Ay? That what this guy from called me? And
oh yeah, we're a problem over here, he said. I
threw him out. I cursed him. I'm going to tell
you something. The guy was a but a liar. I'll
tell you right now. He was a liar. I was
very polite to him. He isn't even here five damn minutes.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
You said he was nice.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
What was I gonna say? I didn't know. He was
the son of a bitch. I want. He said, I
overload the machine.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well you do kind of overload it?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
No, I don't. No, that machine was at night from
day one. I'll tell you what. I don't ever want
you to do business with that reached again. You understand me?
Why are you curing because I'm damn man, I should
have done that to that son of a bitch that
was over here. And I'll tell you another thing. I
thought you had the insurance. That's why I called the

(03:35):
damn guy and I got those for you. I'm cutting
up the cards right now.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Don't cut the cards up yet. We're gonna he's gonna
come this afternoon to fixed machine.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Who I don't say. I'm not got here because I've
come down the stairs.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Not nice.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't want to here he's coming. I don't give
it all right out. That son of a bitch. You
ought to cloak that. I say, you know what I mean.
He was a son of a bitch, and I doctor.
I don't want him in here because I put him
them stairs. I said, I've been washing clothes for the
last sixty years, and you're telling me how to wash clothes.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
They're gonna come out and teach you how to do laundry.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, yeah, how do you like that? Tell him to
go at him stuff and don't come here that son
of a bitch load you know in front of him. Yeah.
I have one damn towel. That's all I have is
one bath towel. That's all I had down here, and
it's one that I use to put the clothes on
and when I want to flatten it out and that

(04:36):
and that's I'm cutting the cards up. He's right, I'm
gonna show how rude I am. Now I'm gonna tell
him this is how rude I am. And I throw
the cards at him.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Ma'am. Huh, I'm confirming your appointment for today.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I don't have no appointment today. Don't send nobody here.
I don't want to have nothing to do with us anymore.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
But your grandson told me that.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay, what he said, I don't want nobody here.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
He said that you wanted someone to teach you how
to do the laundry.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
No, no, no, gonna pick for a sick don't come
here because I told him down the stairs. I was'm
rude before that. I am rude now. Okay, ma'am, please please,
I don't want to hear is not my grandma grandma.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Wait, ma'am, this is Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durant in
the Morning Show. And you got phone apped. Your grandson's
playing a joke on you.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
David. Why do you play these things on me.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Because you're funny.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh my, that is the worst I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
See Elvis Duran's phone tap