The 15 Minute Morning Show - Hot Doctors - 5/17/17

Bethany finds her male doctor hot, is that wrong?

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(01:04):
your podcasts morning show? Hey, it's uh Wednesday today if
you're listening all day day, but if you're listening whatever,
then it's whenever, And I hope you're whenever is going

(01:26):
super well. I'm Bethany. I'm in the room with Brodie
Greg Hello, Elvis, Duran, Hi, Danielle, and Scary is over there.
What's up? Okay, I have a bit of a situation. Oh,
you have dozens I do, and here's one of them.
Which one are we focusing on today? Bethanye. So I

(01:48):
had to have my annual physical as a healthy person
is want to have, and the my normal doctor was
not available, So I just booked a different doctor within
my company whatever they make it supreezy different doctor. The
doctor comes in and he is like thirty and chiseled,

(02:12):
with cheekbones you could serve a cheese platter off of.
And he has to check moles on my body and
do various things. I immediately have like this total crush
on him, like he's so hot, and then he starts
the mole check and like because I'm so fair skinned,

(02:34):
and there's also a history of skin cancer in my family.
We gotta do full body mole check. And so he's
like so, he's so he's so hot, and he's like
looking at my like inner thigh and like my no,
no, no no, And I am so uncomfortable because I don't
want him to look at me like that unless we're
on a date, like You're like, so like, I'm at

(02:55):
this point now where I'm trying to like any time
I have a bit of like I'm wondering if maybe
I should go to the doctor. We'll miss you a question, Bethany.
When you're out with a guy on a date and
you go home and get intimate, do you ever say
to him, would you ever whisper in his ear check
me like you're checking for I think it's it's like

(03:16):
that weird situation where you don't want the hot person
to see you like that. You want the hot person
to see you at your best. Isn't it funny how
we totally judge scenarios by the way the people look, Oh, totally, No,
I'm totally objectifying him, But we're like, we didn't have
time to discuss philosophy, so It's not like I knew

(03:37):
if we had a connection. It was just like a
primal primarily wanted to have his children. So after it
was all over, yeah what happened. I don't have skin cancer,
So that's good. I mean, so I didn't do anything.
What am I gonna do? But I just I'm now
like I need to see him again. But like I
can't go to the doctor that many times, Daniel, why

(03:58):
can't she go back? After a while, He's going to
be like, really your care again? You're sick again? Do
you think other women do this too? Absolutely? I think
that if you find I think that any time you're
in a situation where you're being helped by somebody you're
very attracted to, when you're less than your best is
I would stop the greatest. Like for example, like if

(04:20):
you if you go to Target and the guy or
woman at the cashier at the register is gorgeous and
what you're buying is x lax not an ideal situation,
or like condoms or like pet maxi pads or whatever,
you're just like and you find yourself saying stupid things

(04:41):
like yeah, I'm getting these from my cousin who just
got a period. For the first time. You can walk
down you can walk down the street and just oh,
there's a plant, or he walked down the street and
see a beautiful flower. It makes you feel differently than
that that plant. Did you think about it? You enjoy it?
I wouldn't you see? You wasted time with a hot doctor.

(05:01):
What you should have done is just enjoyed it. You
don't have to tell him you're enjoying it. You should
have enjoyed it. You know you're not going to see
him again, just like, oh my god, this go see
him again. That's the problem. But now he's seen my
private private for him. One private is like another private
is like another. Are you going to deliberately go out
in the sun all the time now hoping to get
some kind of skin things? You can go back? I
think I I think what I will end up doing

(05:22):
is like if I do have for real, I'll seek
him out. I think, really that's the way to start
a romance at the doctor's office with your physician, where
you can get you know me, I don't talk to
people i'm attracted to. I run the other direction. This
is the best I can do. Okay, So this is
this is a situation where you're forced to have a

(05:44):
conversation exactly. Oh yeah, it's like a matchmaker, but the
matchmaker is my my health spending account. You know. I
used to go get before I went to Ideal, in
which just skip my body waxed, you know. So I
was attracted to this girl that used to do my waxing.
So I used to go there constantly, even though like
I had no have a lot of hair growing back,
and I used to try to feel arout and see
whether or not there was something there. So I used

(06:04):
to like moan or like that feels good. But what
I'm saying is so so so I don't see a
reason why you can't, like if you have a scratch
this in your throat and you might need to throw culture,
you know, you need to go back and need so
many things. She's gonna be able to make up. That's

(06:24):
what she wants that guy to know that you can
continue to find things all over your body that he
needs to check a little by little and strike up
a conversation. Now, I had a reverse thing happened, and
it was a good thing when it comes to attractive
and unattractive. About seven or eight years ago, one of
my family jewels had gotten a little bigger than the other.
So I was concerned I had should go get it

(06:45):
checked out as always right. So the doctor, my urologist
who's named, by the way is Seman. True story, Doctor
Seman suggested I get a sonogram. He prescribe me a sonogram.
So they tell you to disrobe, get into a gown,
lay on the table, and someone will come in and
they'll put that blue lotion when you're pregnant. Right, They
put the blue thing on and they take that, put
the wand they put the wand and they give you

(07:07):
the whole thing, right, and they rub it up on
your on your ball, on your ball. Right. So this
gorgeous twenties something girl comes to the waiting room and says,
Mr Brodie, we're ready for you. I'll i'm your whatever,
right exactly, your ball searcher. And so she's, you know,
get up on the table and she's getting the gloves
ready and whatever. And she's um and she looks at

(07:29):
the clock and she's hold on all right back and
I'm thinking, oh my god, this girl is so gorgeous. Well,
she was gonna be my fluff. I'm like, oh, she's
gonna be down there, all up in me, around me.
I'm gonna get aroused, and this is gonna be so embarrassing.
I don't know, but I felt very uncomfortable because she's
very hot and she's gonna be touching all up on there.

(07:49):
So she says, I'll be right back. I'm waiting, waiting, waiting.
All of a sudden, hit the door open and my
head is to the back of my back of my head,
face in the door, I can't see. And this woman
comes in who looks like she's sixty, not in ape
it all, and she's hello, on Maria, uh, Joanie went
on break, I'm taking over, and I thought, oh, thank god, really,
and there was no chance of My point is this,

(08:11):
as I was trying to make Bethany, you should have
been disappointed. It was your moment just to kind of
have a little fun and hang out with someone who's
kind of you know what, if I was like overly impressive,
I would have thought that this. But she doesn't care
about you being overly impressive. All she cares about is
taking the wand and cramming it on your old scroat.
I know, but I wanted to be professional and not

(08:33):
you know, have it because a patient. It's not your job.
Is your job just to sit there and let them
analyze you like like that you're inspecting a house. They
don't care. It's not your fault. She was hot, but
you know they sent you the hot girl. What are
you gonna do? You should have wanted her to come back,
you know, hey, bring the hot No, I'm thinking that
maybe I lost out now. I was thinking it was
a good thing that the less attractive woman Maria came

(08:53):
into check the old package. When you're in a position
with someone who you're you're not going to score with
and my position legs in the air, but they're hot,
you know what, It makes your blood flow a little faster.
Butterflies and you use your butterflies in your stomach. Those
are good feelings to have, even though you're not going

(09:14):
to act on them. Don't ever walk away from something
that's gonna make you feel good. Yes, that's why I
only stick with male doctors nurses, and same with elvis,
different reasons. Not at all. Do you go to do
you go to mail doctors? Like you know what, I
haven't My doctor, who was male, very attractive guy by

(09:36):
the way, just recently passed away, so now moving on
to a new doctor. I've not met her yet, but
she will be my she'll be my primary doctor. I
don't I just I don't know. I don't know what
to expect. I'm not even thinking about it. If I
walk in and she's really attractive or she's has something
going on, you know, I won't be turned on by it.
Maybe her assistant will be hot, he'll be a guy.
I don't know. I'm in a relationship. It doesn't matter

(09:57):
to me. When we were in max Acho um Unico,
the hotel we were staying at, one of the massages
that they had was their signature massage, which is two
people give you the massage at the same four hands.
One has only one hand and the three handed hands
and hook um and uh and so so I got

(10:18):
I requested that one, and then they said, you know,
would you like a man or a woman? And I
was like, I would like a man. I loved the
idea of two dudes massaging me at the same time.
That was like, that was my moment of like doing
what you're saying, Like I'm really just going to enjoy
this moment where like four guys have their hands on me,
and it's amazing. So I for eight four hands, two

(10:41):
dudes matths super hard. I feel eight hands and why
was Matt super hard? And was video? But so then
two women came in and did it instead, and I
was very disappointed. Now they gave a great massage. It
was incredible, but I would have definitely loved to have
had experience of seventeen men putting all of their hands.

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I will tell you when you when you called to
reserve a massage, a lot of times they will ask
you would you prefer a male or female? You know,
for whatever reason. There's look, a hand is a hand,
A massage is a massage. But sometimes some people prefer
a male or female. And I'm trying to figure out
why I requested a female. I never care. I'm like,
whoever is available. I just want to massage. I don't

(11:25):
give a shit. But you know, I have friends who
refuse to have one or the other. They have to
have a male or they have to have a female.
I know women who would just prefer a woman. I
get that. Yeah, I usually prefer men actually because I
just they are typically stronger and I have major back issues.

(11:47):
Are your female massage? Therapists shaming. I think they're just
a little bit more aggressive in your mind. And that's
why I don't have male uh missuses. I only have women.
Number One. I find that they're a little more forceful
and I don't want that kind of that kind of pain.
Who I feel like they're in better shape than me,
and it makes me feel intimidated that they're judging my
lack of muscles, so Dave is not a deep tissue.

(12:08):
In three, I'm married twenty years. I need some female
to touch me, so I have the woman. Part of
it is having a female. Yeah. Yeah. I also feel
like they're they're a little more sensitive and the tender,
and I feel like that's the level of I need.
I don't need a guy going raw touching. I'm really
getting turned on. Yeah, you thinking of the song? You know,

(12:31):
when I think I'm about I touched myself. You know,
let's know less you know song. We all know the song.
I keep playing it in my head. I'm thinking about
people touching me and the song in the background constantly.
I feel like you're getting around. I feel like a breeze,
like a slight breeze turns you on. Well, it's the
weirdest thing that's ever turns you on great t Oh,

(12:52):
I don't know. I'm I'm not even sure. I really
don't know. So many things do I see, women, men,
all kinds of ideas and pop into my head And
good for you to get crazy turned. Do you have
to see an old couch and think I could tap that?
Barko doun Er. I would like the story. I imagine
what you're wearing right now that you're at the doctors.

(13:13):
All the two doctors are touching you, and I'm like,
oh my god, I'm so into this right now. There
were not two doctors in the doctor's office, but he
would like to see two doctors. Yeah, in his memory.
And then I had that song when I think about
what song is that? That song? Heard that? Talk about
what the verses? Why not think who sings that? I

(13:36):
don't know. I've never literally never heard what other words
out there? What's what is that? It goes when I think,
and then what's the what's the bridge? I touched? That's
all I know. By the way, have you guys seen
the pictures? We took a great tea and Barbara Corkrane
with his failed idea for the sharks and his idea

(13:58):
that Barbara Corkrane like one is the the Mr Office,
the desk for your toilet. He took the desk away.
She loved the toilet he built. Who invented that toilet yesterday?
Invented the said and he said, put it on something

(14:19):
so you could sit on. So I did. I put
on a bucket, and so you owe him half the
money if I made money. He said, put it on
the seat. So Barbara Corkoran said, your your Mr. Mr
Office is not going to work. The desk for the toilet,
but the toilet you built, it's just a bucket with
the toilet sea. She loved that. Mr Potty, she said,

(14:39):
explore that just the prop. That was just for the record.
We didn't get to pitch to her birthday fake dot com.
If we had more time, she would have definitely. Boy,
he's coming back. Barbara Corcoran is coming back. Check out
at Elvis Durant on Instagram to see the pictures of
Mr Potty and Barbara Corcoran. He was amazing, She was amazing.

(14:59):
Very few people walk into this room with that level
of just like amazing energy. And I don't mean like
they're all hyped up I mean like, they're good people,
they're positive people. You just want to eat up whatever.
They wanted her to adopt me, Yeah, I wanted her
to me to favor, to give me money. Oh please, Well,
just be honest with her. I think be honest is
what it's about. In my favorite quote from Barbara Corcoran,

(15:21):
taking chances almost always makes for happy endings. Happy endings,
that's happen. But yeah, So my lease was up last
week and I leased in a new car. Yeah, uh,
it's it's the same model Dodge Charger I had, But

(15:41):
I told Scars it's guy, I got a new car.
We'll walk into the garage together. When we get to
the garage, I love to show you my car. Oh
yeah great. We get to the garage and get scary.
There's my car. He goes, oh yeah, yeah, walks to
his car, gets in his car, and leaves. Didn't even look,
did turn his head. He says, I was focused on
getting in my own car. Fifteen minute Morning show off