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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast? Phone?
Elvis represents show what did you say? Give me your phone?
He thinks that there's a pair in your coffee. It's
the light. It's like, no, put it back, give me,
give me your count there. I don't know. People can't
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see this matter, Bethany can I'm not You want to
show for ourselves right now? I think so that's all right.
You know the microphone, the microphones are on and the
I know, well, I have my my coffee here, tools
is rolling. We're taping this. Thinks that there's a pair
in it. Well, from where I'm sitting, it looks like
there's a pair floating. You drinks totally let me say,
let me say thank you? Can I say, let me see? Yeah? Yeah,
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now who's it looks like a finger, finger a pair
of finger it's a finger. Anyway, Hi, everyone, I see
an elephant. You see an elephant. Welcome to the podcast.
You should see the school therapist. So the elephants. You know,
it's so weird because if this, you know, we're trying
to we're treating this like we're live, live, like if
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this was anything else in a recording session, I would
have been like I would have stopped the pro Tools,
which is our digital computer, and I would start over again,
because I'm like, that was a bad start the last
like the first two months of what we just if
this is is the stupid ship that we talked about, when
the when the and on? This really is so that's us,
So it's normal and it's really so it's okay that
we're just hanging out there and we we just like
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started in mundane. How many podcasts do you listen to? Um,
not too many. Actually, I listened to an Acquired Taste,
which is your podcast. I listened to probably twenty different
podcasts total, and half of them are like unproduced, like
friends sitting in a room talking, and those are the
ones that I enjoy more because it's like you you
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it's just like you feel like you're with your friends
talking in a room. And that's fine and I'm cool
with that too. I just that's not the way we
were trained with it. Since you're living in the box,
you're living in the body. Start the podcast, you want
to read the sounder and like we'll just like we'll
keep this, but then we'll just restart starting. Let's start.
You're in the box, penny like what we should say,
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but no, no, keep it. I don't know. We'll start,
we'll start as if the way you want to start
the show, and we'll go from there. But it's not
going to be as fun. Well you'll be happy, or
you get to be happy, so don't need happy. People
still loving the pair and the drink bit, so you
just it's getting more interesting as the minutes go by,
I think, or is it getting more boring because we're
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really going in circles. I think it's going to make
you feel better if we replay the sounder and we
start the podcast the way you wanted to an We're
gonna leave this for everybody here. I got to agree.
I agree with that. Okay, let's start. This will change everything.
Everybody super quiet, It's like, but they take the clap
and they go Take two. All right, and Elvis ran
fifteen minute morning show podcast? Take two? What would you
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talk about on your on your podcast? Firm Elvis represents
a fifteen minute morning show. You know now that I'm
looking at it looks more like a pepper. It is
like a pepper. It's like a pepper and her you
didn't do what you think? Hey, what we're gonna like
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so we're just gonna start with Okay, I thought we
were start started, started up. I just noticed while doing
it looks like a pepper on the set. Take Okay,
look it up. Let's take four to four. What would
you talk about on your on your podcast? Firm Elvis
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Presents a fifteen minute morning show. Welcome to the fifteen
minute morning show. Sitting here with me around the desk,
we have Scary Jones, Danielle Venera. How are you, Garrett?
I don't know your last name, David bro and I'm
Besting Watson. We're here to talk about some fascinating podcast topics.
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How would you like to taste of my sweaty ball
well produced podcast that you love the show? There we go,
I'm reading the times right, let's talk about Syria and
I'm going to talk like Mr Michael Oppenheim. You know what? Okay, Okay,
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let's go with it. I'm just going with it all right,
back to the drink because I had wanted to bring drink.
What do you want to bring it? Danielle to drink?
I had a problem. I thought you guys are gonna
help help bring it up on your shirt. I'll be fine,
start over. We can talk about your problem. We'll solve it.
What's up. I'm happy to djil revolve it. Here's here's
my issue. Okay, I have missed going to a couple
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of people's weddings, and I've missed a couple of berths. Okay, Okay,
So now, at what point is it awkward to give
a gift after a year when the kids in college? Okay? Serious?
Why I say this because these people are close to
me in my life, But I feel like it gets
more awkward as the day goes by. Like this past weekend,
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I was supposed to go to a wedding and I
was out of town, so I missed the wedding. So
I got a wedding card check and I was gonna
put money in it check a check, right, and I
was going to give it to them. I was going
to mail to them because it's still within about a week.
I think you have up to a year. Isn't that
the game? Well, I have a couple of people that
I missed their weddings and it's coming up on a year,
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and and you know, oh my god, a couple of
people it's been like two years. I have a couple
of people as well, and every time I see her
in the hallway, I go, shit, I gotta give her
a wedding president because I missed her wedding rule four months.
But but is it awkward? Do you forget about it
after that? Do they think you're addict if they appreciated
that you gave them something. I think, if you're honest,
I have my weding, my my cousin's wedding invitation June
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on my fridge. So I went to the wedding and
I said at the wedding, I was like, Jess, I
forgot you will get one. You'll get a wedding gift.
And I saw her about a year later. I'm like, yeah, totally,
you will still get one. And she's like, I still
love you. I don't care. I'm going to give her
a gift and I'm going to write in the card
I'm the worst person ever. But she'll get it. I
think if you just own up to the fact, like, dude,
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I suck. My buddy's kid just turned three. Boys trip
if you let them close when they were first born,
just an f y I it's not gonna fit anymore.
Not more stid talking. Yeah, yeah, she's gonna be three tomorrow,
and I'm like, so, I have a sixteen year old
and fourteen year old and a twelve year old. Scary
bought the sixteen year old when she was born a plate.
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I still have that same plate. Yeah, he got me
a plate from I don't know what a baby does
with It wasn't like a kid's plate. It was like
a Wedgewood blue plate. When my second daughter, when my
second daughter was born Goldilocks. He didn't get anything for
my second or third daughters. So it's been fourteen years
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and twelve years. I'm okay, if you still want to
give a gift, Yeah, okay, what if I get the
matching plates? Obviously you want. You're not going to be
too happy with that. You didn't like the first gift,
so I said fuck you. After that, I have the
to Tiffany bowls that you gave my kids. Yeah, I got,
I got and I think I got a spoon, silver
spoons those. If you don't want to Tiffany's, then just
give it out as I did think of doing. Tiffany
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tends to have a lot of the same things over
the years. Sure that I could take those two bowls
and exchange it for a piece of jewels. You can,
because they're timeless. Most pieces I gave you, I could
buy myself a bracelet or engraved or anything. Right, No,
if they're not, didn't engrave them. No, I haven't engrave them,
So you can. Yeah, feel free to do that. But
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I don't think that's wrong. But I thought about it
for weddings. My some of my friends started doing this
because we're at the point in our lives where people
get married and some people are married for sixty years
or six months. So if they if they make the
year mark, my friend will then send out his cards
as a congratulatory like, hey, you just made it a
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full year. Here's the money I was going to give
you the day of the wedding. Here you go. But
it is still awkward on the other side for the
bride and groom because they see you, they know you.
It's not so much the gift, it's more about the
logistics of covering your ass at the wedding. So so,
but if I see someone in the hall a year
later and there was a person here and that I
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could run into in the hallway and I probably have yes,
and I'm like, uh, they do think it's more awkward
if you bring it up and you hand them something
because they might have forgotten all this time. Is it
the person we used to work with? Okay, so I
have the same problem, but I was I was invited
to the wedding. I wasn't able to go, right, and
so when you go to a wedding, it's top of
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mind and you you hand them a check because you're there.
When you don't go to the wedding, you have that
like I didn't I didn't go, but yet I have
to pay a lot of money, so you like put
it off and then after a while it's been a
year and a half. Yeah, so I feel like I'm
good to know that I'm not the only one because
I love the guy. Yes, but one of two for me,
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I don't know the wife and I didn't go to
the wedding. I didn't. I didn't I didn't gain anything.
I didn't get a meal, right, but they didn't pay
for me. Yeah, yeah, I know, but I felt like
it was past the point. So I was like, it's
past the point and forget these people from if I'm
getting correctly or having a housewarming next month. Did you
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get an invite. No, did you I did? I did, yes,
But I can't make people housewarming? Wait, I didn't. Why
wasn't invited? Did you guys get an invite in the mail?
I got a text message? I got well. I talked
and them all the time. They said only for my
closest friends. I missed it. Hold On, Tom Si no, no,
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no, no no, no, Greg T and I talked about this
on the off air show, and he just came right
out with it. I can't go to the next housewarming.
So do I bring up give a president anyway? Okay?
But if I don't go to the housewarming and I
didn't go to the wedding, that's two kids. I don't
have to get. You can't invite me just because you
want a gift. I had an angry conversation. I think
that's why they invited you. They want you to be there.
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You're mad that you didn't get invited. Hold On, yeah,
I expressed that on our podcast. Hold let me just
make sure Cubby in the room when you have that. Okay,
on the podcast, this one show, no one listens to that.
No one listen to that ship right, was he in
the room when you have the conversation, but he wasn't.
Greg T revealed it to me on our Affair Show
podcast that he was invited to his housewarming picnic whatever
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it was. Yeah, and I didn't get an invited. I
will say I got the impression that it was couples
already didn't right now, that means what's the new date?
I don't know, no new date yet. Okay, well, if
there is, I haven't gotten I got the new date.
What's the new date? Oh? My gosh? Was it on
the pooring? It was the pouring rain day? Yeah, what's
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the date? I can't tell. It's none of my position
to tell you. I can't say, hey, come this date.
You didn't get an invite. And their house is beautiful,
that I was there because I adopted cats from them.
They what they've done to their backyard is incredible. And
by the way, that's what I told Greg T. That
would have been my perfect opportunity to hand him his
wedding gift if had he invited. Oh, it took a
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picnic for you to give him his wedding But it
would be an unawkward moment for me to hand him
a wedding gift with an envelope and say, hey, buddy,
by the way, this is from your wedding from a
year ago. Are those spare ribs? Great? It's the perfect opportunity,
but he's not allowing me the opportunity because I'm not invited.
Does the back the backyard have a pool? No, it doesn't.
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Is the house? Is the house nicer than your house
and my house? The house is gorgeous, And he didn't
need my gift, like one of those why should I
buy him a gift? If he's got a nice house,
he should buy be a gift. You guys. One of
those areas where it's like not a lot of houses
around them, and they have they have They just built
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like one of those barbecues into the wall. And then
all he has a lot of things privacy from his neighbors.
At privacy, maybe he can buy me a fence because
I don't have that kind of privace. I want to
be there now. At this point, you're committed to stick
with your role. So you're you didn't pay. You didn't
give him a gift for his wedding. He's probably gonna
have a kid somewhere down the line. Don't give him
a gift that we should give him a gift at
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the party and say, unlike Scary, I remember to give
you a gift, but I don't want to have it.
I don't want to have a gift standoff. You don't
want you want me to go down there right now
and ask him to invite you? Just don't do that. FaceTime, FaceTime, FaceTime. Oh,
I have a better idea. Don't copy mobile. I'm gonna
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had him a card signed Scary's name and give him
a check for five dollars left to extend it. Answering, FaceTime,
don't do it. Don't do it, Scary, you're going to
why are gonna cast thee? God? Do you stop it?
It's embarrassing. Litphone. We're doing our podcast right now and
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Scary Scary is upset that you didn't invite him to
the barbecue. Can you invite him to the barbecue? Barbecue?
I said, you did divide just now. No I invited Scary. Uh.
We were in the we're getting our cars together, and
you said you're going to be out of town that weekend.
Isn't there a new date because that was the rain day?
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So what's the new date? Oh? The new date? Well,
we're just we're just publicizing. It's pretty. It's June scary.
Can you make it? I think I can make that happy.
By the way, Cubby, he still owes you a wedding pressent. Yeah,
we all do. We were just just go thing that
we're all very lazy. Comby on a podcast is about
the fact that none of us gave you wedding presents,
and it's awkward to just hand you an envelope in
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the middle of the whole. But Cobby, I don't feel
weird about it because I didn't know you when you
got married. So it's fine. I know. And you know what, Bethan,
if you want to come to our party too, I
just figured you didn't know me and you didn't really care.
I love you. I wouldn't be honored. I don't really
work together to work together. But oh good, I'll take
Bethany's my date, will split the gift. Oh my god,
this having the cats telling the cats, I mean she's
(14:29):
going anywhere. They're doing good. I'm starting. We gave you
a cat, but I'm glad he's fine. They're they're doing
very well now. So you want to plug you want
to plug the cat business real quick? I want to
plug the cat. Yeah, he gave Danyelle two pussies. That happen?
What did you say say? The name of the cat plays?
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