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May 5, 2017 7 mins

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(01:04):
your podcast show? That is annoying as hell? What you
guys are doing right now, that's not it's raining. Who

(01:27):
we talked about? The guy across the street. Yes, okay,
this is awesome. This is awesome. Okay, So you know
we live, we live, we work across from a hotel. Yeah,
and there's like an alleyway between us in the hotel. Danielle,
what did we see? So across the street there is
a guy. He's laying on a mattress and a big
quilt with his suitcase, and he's dressed really nicely. So

(01:48):
we in our heads are trying to figure out whether
or not his wife or girlfriends kicked him out of
the house or boyfriend kicked him out of the house
because he cheated or something. And he was like, well,
screw you. If I'm gonna get kicked out, I'm taking this, Matthew.
If he got evicted because he cannot pay his bills
or something. But there is a hotel right there, so
we're thinking, why is he sleeping out in the rain.
You probably can see him if you look out the
window right now, he's like he's dressed. He's dressed like

(02:10):
a normal duty, looks like he's showered. You know, he
doesn't look He has a cell phone and a nice suitcase.
So we were like, well, he's clearly been kicked out.
But then if he was kicked out, why wouldn't he
just get a hotel unless the hotel was booked and
he couldn't. I don't know, I don't know. It is
the weekend people book hotels. Yeah, you guys are very
good at creating stories around things. We were so excited.

(02:32):
I feel bad for him because obviously, but unless he
did something awful and then he deserves sleeping out there.
What if he cheated on his girlfriend, or his boyfriend,
or his wife whatever, he deserves to sleep out there
on that wet mattress underneath that alright, let me turn
it around. What if, yes, his wife, yes, cheated on him,

(02:54):
She deserves it too, and he left. You stay here.
I'm not sleep. I can't bear to be in this
same But that's when I feel bad. If if he
left because she did something and he didn't have anywhere
to go, then I feel bad for him. Ian to
help him. Here's what I stopped feeling bad for him
because I did it first. But then as he was
laying on his mattress, he went and talked to Lugie

(03:17):
on his mattress and then did it again a second time.
And I'm like, you don't have any matters. I don't
feel bad. Why didn't think that he's not smoking his teeth?
That's a night hotel room. Hotel room. Go outside and dude,

(03:39):
he's right outside. Did you see something. He's right in
front of the psychic store. Yeah. Go look. Yeah, you
can't mayberneath the sleeping Maybe he's waiting with a psychic
to open. I'm telling you, guys, that is the sign
of someone who's on major drugs. I don't know. That's
a really nice I know what we're saying. It's like

(04:01):
he whipped off the sheets. It looks clean. It's like, yeah, something,
I don't know what it went down. I feel bad.
He's like dressed in like khaki's and a fleece pull over.
He's got a cell phone and he kept checking it.
I feel bad, but I don't feel bad. If he
did something stupid, you want to go ask him? Can
we do a report on already go ask him feel curious, Sam.

(04:28):
It's raining out by the way, so he's underneath his
sleeping back. I mean seriously, he's unusually dressed well and
unusually like the mattress is like crystal war. Everything sleeping
bag is really nice, everything about it. Maybe he's newly homeless.
Maybe there's that first day you don't have a home, right,

(04:53):
there's that first day. I thought, maybe he got evicted
and he can't afford it, and that's when he's sleeping.
Maybe he's on Maybe what the psychic what like? Can't
I don't want to call the psychic store, I means
out there would be ironic if the psychic is trying

(05:14):
to get into her store and she goes, why are
you here? Yeah, exactly psychic? Would you think you think? Well?
So know once she asks his name or the first
letter of his name, or they do it they did
to you. I feel energy. Here, take my card. If
you didn't hear, I was walking through Lows right to

(05:37):
find something from my house and this woman came over
to me. Wait, I need to give you my card.
She goes rummaging through her purse, couldn't even find it,
then found it. I feel this energy around you. There
are things I need to tell you. And she hands
me her card, and of course me like, oh my gosh,
what I call her? Like, what if this is real?
What if there's things she needs to tell me? But
everyone here told me not to. I would have given

(05:59):
her more respect if she handed me the plunger and said,
I know your toilet's cut, as opposed to her freaking card. Yeah,
I mean, the thing is, you got to make a
good impression. And her card was printed slightly off center
and it was blurry. Yeah, like, yeah, that's true. I
mean what I know that's not fair, but you're trying
to trying to get a good vibe on somebody. Well

(06:20):
the way, how do we only have forty seconds left
in the podcast? What the hell? No, you can look
at the time. You did something wrong? I don't know. Oh,
you know, Josh was fixing production. I think he may
have made a mistake. Josh, can you stop it? No,
it's a fifteen minute Okay, Well, I don't know it's
going to be the How long was this? That was

(06:41):
barely five minutes? Guys, it was like six minutes. Well,
we're on vacation, everybody, We're on vacation next week. I'm
telling you we're on vacation. So if you don't hear
and I didn't do one of my things, this wasn't me.
Maybe let fifteen minute morning show

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