May 4, 2017 • 16 mins
Elvis and the show chat about doing the "main show" like the podcast.
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slash fifteen for what would you talk about on your
(01:04):
on your podcast? Firm represents minute Morning Show. You know.
I love when we're doing the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
We do it at the same time every morning, right
after the show, the big show, and people start texting in, Hey,
are you doing your podcast? Call me? I want to
(01:24):
be on it. I love that. Should we call someone?
Let him on the podcast? All right? Uh? Straight name?
You want to call these people say welcome them to
the podcast. All right? On the podcast today is Bethany,
and there's Scary Hello, and there's Danielle. Welcome back today, Danielle.
Thank you, we miss you. How good morning evening after
(01:45):
whatever it is whenever you're listening, and of course straight
nights here all right? So god, where do we start?
Yesterday on our podcast, we learned from Great Tea that
he secretly wants to be a burglar and break into
his neighbor's house. What will we learn today? I don't know.
I feel like this podcast has become a home to
our deepest, darkest thoughts, no matter what they are. If
you listen to these podcasts over the course of the
(02:07):
past year or so, some interesting things got revealed on
it over that time. Why during the podcast and not
during the record? That was my follow up question. I
don't know why. I think one reason could be as
I'm not I'm not here a lot and you guys,
I mean, you've got to keep it moving, so sometimes
you'll say anything, including your deepest, darkest secret. So Stephanie's
mom on telling stories, Uncle Johnny, some stuff like it
(02:28):
gets revealed here and I love it. But I also
think it feels more intimate because we know that not
everybody who listens to the Big Show listens to the podcast.
It's a smaller audience on the podcast, so it feels
more intimate. We feel like, if you're listening to this,
you're like in the special club, right. I think we
have someone on the line. Hello, welcome to the fifteen
Minute Morning Show podcast. This is Zach. Hey, Zachy. Yeah,
(02:52):
we're on. You caught us doing the podcast where anything
and everything goes. I love it, call it. I'm never
going to talk to you. I like I like this
to Zach. Where are you calling from? Richmond, Virginia? All right,
what do you? What are you? What are you doing
right now? Are you at work? I do that work? Yes,
I work for Pippi Bows. I right around all day. Cool.
(03:13):
What do you wearing, Zach? What about wearing? I have
a nice blue shirt or well. I've always wonder what
it's like. I mean, because we've been doing radio or
what we do now, this content field thing for over
twenty years. I wonder what it would be like to
have a job where you you're driving around all day?
(03:35):
I mean, is that what you do? You technically are
in the car driving around all day, drive around all
day to different places and install machines. What kind of machines?
All right? So, I mean, look at that. You don't
have to get stuck to one desk. You're not You're
not tethered to your to your office. You can just
roll around and you have some independence that you have
(03:56):
time on your own to listen to the radio, do
whatever you want to do. Are you suggesting this is
something we should all try eventually? I think so. Yes.
I love y'all show. By the way, I listened every morning.
See the chick from the Bronx. Thanks. You have an accent,
you see, But I'm being from the South, I don't
think he has an accent. I think you have the accent. Well, Zach,
(04:19):
thank you for participating in the Fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast.
I appreciate it. You caught us, appreciate it all right,
Thank you, Zach. Have a great day than you or night.
We don't know what it is, all right, thank you. So, okay,
back to the podcast. For instance, today I'm doing a
digital session for an organization called Digitas, and they're talking
(04:41):
about podcasting and all things digital. They're going to ask me, well, Elvis,
what's different about your fifteen minute morning show podcast than
your regular show. I need to come up with an answer,
and so we've started on that a little bit. We
can curse, we can. We don't just because we can,
but we do when we need to punctuate something. Yes, Nate,
you have an idea. Um, we don't feel we don't
(05:03):
feel rushed on the podcast, and we know we have
fifteen minutes and we're just kind of talking and there's
sometimes it's like a word association thing going where we
start in one spot and we end up and a
tangent somewhere else, and it's okay because we're not being
judged for it. We never got to that thought. Yeah.
Most of the time, we don't even know what we're
going to talk about. Like we'll be sitting here and
(05:23):
we're like, what are we gonna say? I don't know.
I just put the mics on, and we put the
mics on and stuff just happened. Well, we do that
on the regular shows. We don't have plans just joining
us as Garrett. What we're talking about is we're trying
to figure out the difference behind the fifteen minute morning
show podcast and the regular show. I mean, what do
we do that so different? Because it is a different fields.
Everything is different about it is a different vibe. I
(05:45):
think it's I don't know if it's because we're we're
tired after the show and it's just like, hey, let's
just talk. I don't know, we're a little bit more relaxed.
I think we get into some type of groove after
the show's over, as if we should continue with the
normal show an extra hour because we have somewhat of
a group. Well, that was originally the function of this
(06:07):
was to sort of basically talk about what just happened
on the other show. It never happened, that that never
happens diarrhea. No, I almost feel like this is like
a sidebar, like the show is the show, and then
it's like we're in the next room now and then
we're talking about it's it's weird. It does feel different thought. Yeah,
it doesn't feel like we're doing the show. It's it's
(06:27):
it's less pressure. Is that a good Do you guys
feel less pressure? Absolutely? Feel less pressure. Yeah. Well, the numbers.
First of all, let's consider the numbers of people who
listen to this. It's just a tiny fraction of of
the number of people who listened to the regular show.
I mean, there's it's a big difference. I wonder how
many people listen to the fifteen minute morning show podcast
but never ever listen to the big show. This is
(06:49):
their sole connection with us. I met two people on
our trip to Mexico that only have listened to our
show that they've been listening to to us for a
year via I Heart Radio on the Elvis on demand
channel where they remove some some commercials and it's just
our show for two hours while they're at work. They
never listen live. They just listened straight on the on
(07:11):
their computer or on the app. Wow. But they don't
hear music either, do that? No nope. So it kind
of makes me wonder because I've never listened to that
for an extended period of time. Because I know what
we did on the show, I don't need to listen,
but I wonder what it's like without the the texture
of the music. The music basically kind of sets the
tone and the cadence for our show. It takes two
hours to make one rotation of a four hour show
(07:33):
pure content. It's a little weird. I listened to it
a few times, and it's just I don't know. It's
because if I'm so close to the product that listening
to it without music and without you know, production and
and or commercials, it sounds weird to me. But I
get if you're listening to it for the first time,
it works. I guess. Let me ask you, Bethany, what
if we did our show like that, we had no music,
(07:55):
we had no commercials, where we just had to sit
in the room for two to four hours. You never
really get a break. If you do, other people will
just stay on while you go potty or whatever, and
we have to keep going. I love the luxury of
having a song to kind of get our act together
and figure it out, but a lot of shows don't
have that, and they even consider doing that with us
at one time, doing just NonStop talk, just non like
(08:17):
a talk show period. You know what, I think that
it would be interesting. I think that we would get
the chance to allow things to marinate a little bit
more and and build and grow. Um. But I also,
you know, there are certainly days where we we love
that break, Like when the song comes on, it's a
chance to like take a breath and be like, Okay,
(08:37):
let's see se let's like figure out what we're doing,
let's get our energy back up or whatever we need.
And the danger of doing a full two hour show
without a break is you all know, if you wake
up in a bad mood, it's really hard to stop
yourself from tumbling down that hill. But if it's like
a great day, that two hours will go by quickly
without with my bladder will explode. If for two hours
(08:59):
that it's the magic of having you twenty people on
the show, all right. I mean I listened to a
podcast that's about an hour and a half long, and
that's what they do is they all just sit in
the room and talk and people will just come in
and out and they'll fill each other in You're like, oh,
by the way, he was in the bathroom, this is
what's happening. I think we could do it. I think
it would sound like this. I think it would sound
a lot more like this, because you're like, you would
take in our time. We got two hours here. I
(09:20):
hope it wouldn't sound like this because it's kind of
boring to me. This is boring. There's nothing exciting about it.
It's like, well, we're talking about the possibility of doing it,
as opposed to just talking as if we're doing it normally.
I want something exciting to happen. Come on, Danielle, like,
what give me a couple of weeks. Well, you're shooting
your pants off on this podcast. Remember I did. I
(09:44):
got changed in the room because, um why did I
get changed with the room? You were doing something after
the podcast. I had to change my pants, we challenged you.
So I went under the table. Because when I did
children's entertainment on the weekends, I would arrive at a
party dressed as Bell, and I would arrive at the
next party dressed as Elmo, and I would get changed
in the car. So it's a talent I have. So
I changed under the table and nobody saw it. Yeah,
(10:05):
I forgot when I did theater, you'd have a quick
costume change and you'd have to change really quick. And
a lot of people saw me naked, a lot. I mean,
I'd be wearing you know, height underwear, but you're naked.
Other than that, well show us what that looks like.
I could pull my pants off. Do you want? Do
you want? I think if he wants to, he should
feel safe enough to do it. Yeah, I don't thine
(10:26):
like a little drill. But yeah, let's talk about Ben
and Droll. Elvis, You and Nate are both in a
Benadrell haze. Drilled. I can't believe I call it's a
very good term I called. I called Bethany Kathy Lee
earlier on the radio. I'm like, I just say it now,
blah blah blah with Kathy Lee. And everyone looked at me, like, really,
I hate this feeling. I don't like. But which is
(10:49):
worse being absolutely miserable from allergies? Don't bene drill? I
don't know now I do. Both of you are no, no, no, no.
Here's the thing. You feel like it is an upper
but it's still clogged your mind because my heart is racing,
but at the same time, I'm just like out of it.
Because you know that all mammals except for I think
mice and something else, had the same number of heartbeats
(11:11):
in their entire lifetimes. So an elephant gets like a
million beats. We get a million beats, and then a
mouse gets a million beats because a mouse's heart beats
much faster than humans, but they die fast. But they
all just basically get the same number of beats. So
we all have an odometer as soon as we have
a million beats? Were done? Yeah? Are you serious? Yes?
(11:33):
He said it, so we're thinking serious. It's it's a fact.
Look it up. I know that. But some people who
die of old age quote unquote die sooner than other people.
So but on average, for people that don't have you know,
get pushed out a window or hit by a bus
or something, have the same number of beats. How do
I slow down my beats? Exercise? The whole point is
(11:55):
you want do you want your heart to work less hard?
You don't want it to work hard? And uh you yeah,
so I guess that would mean less beats when you
had a million beats. Start being a paying attention. Yeah, man,
I would start counting them. Now, if you're a marathon runner,
you might live a shorter life because you're beating really fast. No,
but then your heart is healthier, so when you're not
(12:15):
working out, it actually beats more slowly. Exactly. You are
shrinking though, if you're a marathon runner, because you run
so much that you start to decrease in height. Well
also and make you live longer though. But we'll tell
you this. When I was larger and I had high
blood pressure, my heart walls were thicker and it had
to work harder. Therefore, that's where heart disease comes into play.
(12:37):
And now that I've lost weight my blood pressures, I'm
not even on blood pressure medicine anymore. And my heart
looks good and the taker's ticking and it's all good.
You know. When we were in New Mexico, the altitude
was much higher than here. You can even go higher
an altitude in the state of New Mexico, and that's
where a lot of Olympic trainers go to train because
the heart has to pump in a whole different way
New Mexico. Try to bake a cake in New Mexico.
(13:00):
If you were looked on the back of a Duncan
Hinds cake box. It has instructions on how to bake it,
and it says, in higher altitudes you need to do this.
It's a whole different thing because the lack of oxygen.
There's a lot of things that the altitude. You don't
realize it because I mean, you just get off a
plane and you're like, oh, here I am on the ground. No.
I remember when I did scuba diving, they had different
(13:22):
calculations as to when you could get back on a
plane because there's so much less oxygen in your blood.
You don't want to get the bends. Yeah, exactly, it's crazy.
You have your period. Sometimes you have your period, you
can't cook certain things because you burn it. I don't
know what that is a wive's tale. Well, my friend Melissa,
who's a chef, she did the brunch at the hotel
where she worked in the kitchen. They never would let
(13:44):
her do burnet's sauce if she was having or shoes
on her period because it would always curdle. And she says, Melissa,
this is a wife tell She said, no, I don't
know if anyone can explain it. But there's some chemical reaction.
There's a chemical reaction between you while you're while you're
on your cycle, or be on your period, and making
sure eggs don't curdle. I thought that was an urban legend. No,
(14:07):
I've done it before, and I'm like, why can't I
get this right? And then I realized ship time of
the month. So none of you can cook now, because
aren't you all cycled up? No, I'm not. I don't
have my period now. I don't get my period. Never
mind that she's already she's already been. So you're just
a bad cook, is that what you're telling? Well, no,
the question would be, then how can you explain your
(14:28):
cooking if you're not in your period. It's just like
you must must be on your period. You're in a
bad mood, which is such the worst thing you could
ever say to a woman. I thought Scotty was on
his period, but he just threw out his back or
something today. But even worse for a chef, you must
be on your period because your burnet sauces curdled. How
(14:48):
can you anything on it? It's chef, I mean nothing.
If you're a chef, call us on the main show.
Maybe we'll bring it up on the main show. We've
got a bet a minute left, and I'm just being
a drilled Did you see Nate? He didn't even know
we were doing a podcast for a few minutes in
the beginning, and then he looks up and he goes, oh,
he pulled the microphone over because he's like in a Benadrell.
I shouldn't drive or operate farm machinery because I'm gonna
(15:11):
injure myself for someone else. You look in New York City,
you'll do neither today. But yesterday I had a meeting
at Stephen Levine's office, which is up in the village.
And after we were done, I went out on the street.
I walked west towards the Hudson River, which is the
opposite of way of which which I should have walked,
And I looked up where am I? I didn't know
where I was going. I don't remember getting there. Yesterday
we went up to the other the other tower here
(15:31):
in the bed. Yeah, I don't remember going. I remember that.
I looked up at everyone at our new destination. I said,
how do we get here? They all looked at me
like like you were you were an alien? You too
need a liaison. You cannot be allowed to hang out.
You're both high on benadrill. This is over the counter.
You need a show for at least you had your
pants on for now. The night is young. All right.
(15:54):
There you go, have a beautiful day or night. The
fifteen Minute Morning Show
So if you're hiring, do you really know where to
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slash fifteen for what would you talk about on your
(01:04):
on your podcast? Firm represents minute Morning Show. You know.
I love when we're doing the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
We do it at the same time every morning, right
after the show, the big show, and people start texting in, Hey,
are you doing your podcast? Call me? I want to
(01:24):
be on it. I love that. Should we call someone?
Let him on the podcast? All right? Uh? Straight name?
You want to call these people say welcome them to
the podcast. All right? On the podcast today is Bethany,
and there's Scary Hello, and there's Danielle. Welcome back today, Danielle.
Thank you, we miss you. How good morning evening after
(01:45):
whatever it is whenever you're listening, and of course straight
nights here all right? So god, where do we start?
Yesterday on our podcast, we learned from Great Tea that
he secretly wants to be a burglar and break into
his neighbor's house. What will we learn today? I don't know.
I feel like this podcast has become a home to
our deepest, darkest thoughts, no matter what they are. If
you listen to these podcasts over the course of the
(02:07):
past year or so, some interesting things got revealed on
it over that time. Why during the podcast and not
during the record? That was my follow up question. I
don't know why. I think one reason could be as
I'm not I'm not here a lot and you guys,
I mean, you've got to keep it moving, so sometimes
you'll say anything, including your deepest, darkest secret. So Stephanie's
mom on telling stories, Uncle Johnny, some stuff like it
(02:28):
gets revealed here and I love it. But I also
think it feels more intimate because we know that not
everybody who listens to the Big Show listens to the podcast.
It's a smaller audience on the podcast, so it feels
more intimate. We feel like, if you're listening to this,
you're like in the special club, right. I think we
have someone on the line. Hello, welcome to the fifteen
Minute Morning Show podcast. This is Zach. Hey, Zachy. Yeah,
(02:52):
we're on. You caught us doing the podcast where anything
and everything goes. I love it, call it. I'm never
going to talk to you. I like I like this
to Zach. Where are you calling from? Richmond, Virginia? All right,
what do you? What are you? What are you doing
right now? Are you at work? I do that work? Yes,
I work for Pippi Bows. I right around all day. Cool.
(03:13):
What do you wearing, Zach? What about wearing? I have
a nice blue shirt or well. I've always wonder what
it's like. I mean, because we've been doing radio or
what we do now, this content field thing for over
twenty years. I wonder what it would be like to
have a job where you you're driving around all day?
(03:35):
I mean, is that what you do? You technically are
in the car driving around all day, drive around all
day to different places and install machines. What kind of machines?
All right? So, I mean, look at that. You don't
have to get stuck to one desk. You're not You're
not tethered to your to your office. You can just
roll around and you have some independence that you have
(03:56):
time on your own to listen to the radio, do
whatever you want to do. Are you suggesting this is
something we should all try eventually? I think so. Yes.
I love y'all show. By the way, I listened every morning.
See the chick from the Bronx. Thanks. You have an accent,
you see, But I'm being from the South, I don't
think he has an accent. I think you have the accent. Well, Zach,
(04:19):
thank you for participating in the Fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast.
I appreciate it. You caught us, appreciate it all right,
Thank you, Zach. Have a great day than you or night.
We don't know what it is, all right, thank you. So, okay,
back to the podcast. For instance, today I'm doing a
digital session for an organization called Digitas, and they're talking
(04:41):
about podcasting and all things digital. They're going to ask me, well, Elvis,
what's different about your fifteen minute morning show podcast than
your regular show. I need to come up with an answer,
and so we've started on that a little bit. We
can curse, we can. We don't just because we can,
but we do when we need to punctuate something. Yes, Nate,
you have an idea. Um, we don't feel we don't
(05:03):
feel rushed on the podcast, and we know we have
fifteen minutes and we're just kind of talking and there's
sometimes it's like a word association thing going where we
start in one spot and we end up and a
tangent somewhere else, and it's okay because we're not being
judged for it. We never got to that thought. Yeah.
Most of the time, we don't even know what we're
going to talk about. Like we'll be sitting here and
(05:23):
we're like, what are we gonna say? I don't know.
I just put the mics on, and we put the
mics on and stuff just happened. Well, we do that
on the regular shows. We don't have plans just joining
us as Garrett. What we're talking about is we're trying
to figure out the difference behind the fifteen minute morning
show podcast and the regular show. I mean, what do
we do that so different? Because it is a different fields.
Everything is different about it is a different vibe. I
(05:45):
think it's I don't know if it's because we're we're
tired after the show and it's just like, hey, let's
just talk. I don't know, we're a little bit more relaxed.
I think we get into some type of groove after
the show's over, as if we should continue with the
normal show an extra hour because we have somewhat of
a group. Well, that was originally the function of this
(06:07):
was to sort of basically talk about what just happened
on the other show. It never happened, that that never
happens diarrhea. No, I almost feel like this is like
a sidebar, like the show is the show, and then
it's like we're in the next room now and then
we're talking about it's it's weird. It does feel different thought. Yeah,
it doesn't feel like we're doing the show. It's it's
(06:27):
it's less pressure. Is that a good Do you guys
feel less pressure? Absolutely? Feel less pressure. Yeah. Well, the numbers.
First of all, let's consider the numbers of people who
listen to this. It's just a tiny fraction of of
the number of people who listened to the regular show.
I mean, there's it's a big difference. I wonder how
many people listen to the fifteen minute morning show podcast
but never ever listen to the big show. This is
(06:49):
their sole connection with us. I met two people on
our trip to Mexico that only have listened to our
show that they've been listening to to us for a
year via I Heart Radio on the Elvis on demand
channel where they remove some some commercials and it's just
our show for two hours while they're at work. They
never listen live. They just listened straight on the on
(07:11):
their computer or on the app. Wow. But they don't
hear music either, do that? No nope. So it kind
of makes me wonder because I've never listened to that
for an extended period of time. Because I know what
we did on the show, I don't need to listen,
but I wonder what it's like without the the texture
of the music. The music basically kind of sets the
tone and the cadence for our show. It takes two
hours to make one rotation of a four hour show
(07:33):
pure content. It's a little weird. I listened to it
a few times, and it's just I don't know. It's
because if I'm so close to the product that listening
to it without music and without you know, production and
and or commercials, it sounds weird to me. But I
get if you're listening to it for the first time,
it works. I guess. Let me ask you, Bethany, what
if we did our show like that, we had no music,
(07:55):
we had no commercials, where we just had to sit
in the room for two to four hours. You never
really get a break. If you do, other people will
just stay on while you go potty or whatever, and
we have to keep going. I love the luxury of
having a song to kind of get our act together
and figure it out, but a lot of shows don't
have that, and they even consider doing that with us
at one time, doing just NonStop talk, just non like
(08:17):
a talk show period. You know what, I think that
it would be interesting. I think that we would get
the chance to allow things to marinate a little bit
more and and build and grow. Um. But I also,
you know, there are certainly days where we we love
that break, Like when the song comes on, it's a
chance to like take a breath and be like, Okay,
(08:37):
let's see se let's like figure out what we're doing,
let's get our energy back up or whatever we need.
And the danger of doing a full two hour show
without a break is you all know, if you wake
up in a bad mood, it's really hard to stop
yourself from tumbling down that hill. But if it's like
a great day, that two hours will go by quickly
without with my bladder will explode. If for two hours
(08:59):
that it's the magic of having you twenty people on
the show, all right. I mean I listened to a
podcast that's about an hour and a half long, and
that's what they do is they all just sit in
the room and talk and people will just come in
and out and they'll fill each other in You're like, oh,
by the way, he was in the bathroom, this is
what's happening. I think we could do it. I think
it would sound like this. I think it would sound
a lot more like this, because you're like, you would
take in our time. We got two hours here. I
(09:20):
hope it wouldn't sound like this because it's kind of
boring to me. This is boring. There's nothing exciting about it.
It's like, well, we're talking about the possibility of doing it,
as opposed to just talking as if we're doing it normally.
I want something exciting to happen. Come on, Danielle, like,
what give me a couple of weeks. Well, you're shooting
your pants off on this podcast. Remember I did. I
(09:44):
got changed in the room because, um why did I
get changed with the room? You were doing something after
the podcast. I had to change my pants, we challenged you.
So I went under the table. Because when I did
children's entertainment on the weekends, I would arrive at a
party dressed as Bell, and I would arrive at the
next party dressed as Elmo, and I would get changed
in the car. So it's a talent I have. So
I changed under the table and nobody saw it. Yeah,
(10:05):
I forgot when I did theater, you'd have a quick
costume change and you'd have to change really quick. And
a lot of people saw me naked, a lot. I mean,
I'd be wearing you know, height underwear, but you're naked.
Other than that, well show us what that looks like.
I could pull my pants off. Do you want? Do
you want? I think if he wants to, he should
feel safe enough to do it. Yeah, I don't thine
(10:26):
like a little drill. But yeah, let's talk about Ben
and Droll. Elvis, You and Nate are both in a
Benadrell haze. Drilled. I can't believe I call it's a
very good term I called. I called Bethany Kathy Lee
earlier on the radio. I'm like, I just say it now,
blah blah blah with Kathy Lee. And everyone looked at me, like, really,
I hate this feeling. I don't like. But which is
(10:49):
worse being absolutely miserable from allergies? Don't bene drill? I
don't know now I do. Both of you are no, no, no, no.
Here's the thing. You feel like it is an upper
but it's still clogged your mind because my heart is racing,
but at the same time, I'm just like out of it.
Because you know that all mammals except for I think
mice and something else, had the same number of heartbeats
(11:11):
in their entire lifetimes. So an elephant gets like a
million beats. We get a million beats, and then a
mouse gets a million beats because a mouse's heart beats
much faster than humans, but they die fast. But they
all just basically get the same number of beats. So
we all have an odometer as soon as we have
a million beats? Were done? Yeah? Are you serious? Yes?
(11:33):
He said it, so we're thinking serious. It's it's a fact.
Look it up. I know that. But some people who
die of old age quote unquote die sooner than other people.
So but on average, for people that don't have you know,
get pushed out a window or hit by a bus
or something, have the same number of beats. How do
I slow down my beats? Exercise? The whole point is
(11:55):
you want do you want your heart to work less hard?
You don't want it to work hard? And uh you yeah,
so I guess that would mean less beats when you
had a million beats. Start being a paying attention. Yeah, man,
I would start counting them. Now, if you're a marathon runner,
you might live a shorter life because you're beating really fast. No,
but then your heart is healthier, so when you're not
(12:15):
working out, it actually beats more slowly. Exactly. You are
shrinking though, if you're a marathon runner, because you run
so much that you start to decrease in height. Well
also and make you live longer though. But we'll tell
you this. When I was larger and I had high
blood pressure, my heart walls were thicker and it had
to work harder. Therefore, that's where heart disease comes into play.
(12:37):
And now that I've lost weight my blood pressures, I'm
not even on blood pressure medicine anymore. And my heart
looks good and the taker's ticking and it's all good.
You know. When we were in New Mexico, the altitude
was much higher than here. You can even go higher
an altitude in the state of New Mexico, and that's
where a lot of Olympic trainers go to train because
the heart has to pump in a whole different way
New Mexico. Try to bake a cake in New Mexico.
(13:00):
If you were looked on the back of a Duncan
Hinds cake box. It has instructions on how to bake it,
and it says, in higher altitudes you need to do this.
It's a whole different thing because the lack of oxygen.
There's a lot of things that the altitude. You don't
realize it because I mean, you just get off a
plane and you're like, oh, here I am on the ground. No.
I remember when I did scuba diving, they had different
(13:22):
calculations as to when you could get back on a
plane because there's so much less oxygen in your blood.
You don't want to get the bends. Yeah, exactly, it's crazy.
You have your period. Sometimes you have your period, you
can't cook certain things because you burn it. I don't
know what that is a wive's tale. Well, my friend Melissa,
who's a chef, she did the brunch at the hotel
where she worked in the kitchen. They never would let
(13:44):
her do burnet's sauce if she was having or shoes
on her period because it would always curdle. And she says, Melissa,
this is a wife tell She said, no, I don't
know if anyone can explain it. But there's some chemical reaction.
There's a chemical reaction between you while you're while you're
on your cycle, or be on your period, and making
sure eggs don't curdle. I thought that was an urban legend. No,
(14:07):
I've done it before, and I'm like, why can't I
get this right? And then I realized ship time of
the month. So none of you can cook now, because
aren't you all cycled up? No, I'm not. I don't
have my period now. I don't get my period. Never
mind that she's already she's already been. So you're just
a bad cook, is that what you're telling? Well, no,
the question would be, then how can you explain your
(14:28):
cooking if you're not in your period. It's just like
you must must be on your period. You're in a
bad mood, which is such the worst thing you could
ever say to a woman. I thought Scotty was on
his period, but he just threw out his back or
something today. But even worse for a chef, you must
be on your period because your burnet sauces curdled. How
(14:48):
can you anything on it? It's chef, I mean nothing.
If you're a chef, call us on the main show.
Maybe we'll bring it up on the main show. We've
got a bet a minute left, and I'm just being
a drilled Did you see Nate? He didn't even know
we were doing a podcast for a few minutes in
the beginning, and then he looks up and he goes, oh,
he pulled the microphone over because he's like in a Benadrell.
I shouldn't drive or operate farm machinery because I'm gonna
(15:11):
injure myself for someone else. You look in New York City,
you'll do neither today. But yesterday I had a meeting
at Stephen Levine's office, which is up in the village.
And after we were done, I went out on the street.
I walked west towards the Hudson River, which is the
opposite of way of which which I should have walked,
And I looked up where am I? I didn't know
where I was going. I don't remember getting there. Yesterday
we went up to the other the other tower here
(15:31):
in the bed. Yeah, I don't remember going. I remember that.
I looked up at everyone at our new destination. I said,
how do we get here? They all looked at me
like like you were you were an alien? You too
need a liaison. You cannot be allowed to hang out.
You're both high on benadrill. This is over the counter.
You need a show for at least you had your
pants on for now. The night is young. All right.
(15:54):
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