April 18, 2017 • 16 mins
Brody thinks Skeery doesn't show him any sympathy for his injured hand!
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Blue a Bring dot com slash. What would you talk
(01:05):
about on your on your podcast? Firm Presents fifteen minute
morning show? Okay find me? I said I had a
twenty second People were okay. Before the podcast start and
everyone's like, what do you got? Who has something? And
(01:27):
nobody said anything, So I said, well, I have like
a twenty second RAN. And now they said, oh yeah,
like your rand's gonna be twenty seconds. You know you're
gonna go on and on before the RAN and then
after and long, which I totally disagree with. I think
when I you know, if I you throw it to
me to rant, I'll just reapp with twenty seconds. I'm
not just gonna go on and on and on discount
because you're already Okay. So you guys know I had
I had risk surgery. Really yeah really, and so the
(01:53):
last few days have been really painful. I went to
my first physical therapy for the risk yesterday and it's
really painful. So you guys all left the studio when
the show ended, and he knows what I'm talking about now.
Remember Scary Jones last week when I couldn't open the door,
saw me struggling with the door and looked right at me,
and then made a right and went in another studio.
He ignored me, didn't open the door. He's standing there
(02:15):
and he's walking towards the editing machine edit some audio
at ten o one when the show ended, and I'm
packing up my stuff and I moved my wrist in
the wrong way, and I went a son of him.
Oh my god, God, he doesn't look up. So I
go and he doesn't look up, and he's staring at
(02:35):
the computer screen like he doesn't remember why he walked
over there. And I said, you know, you could ask
how I'm doing what I said, my wrist is killing me.
He says, oh, I thought maybe you dropped your laptop
on your fingers, as if that was an excuse. Well,
I thought it was normal, like a normal thing you did,
like you dropped something on your hand. I didn't need
(02:55):
to ask about it. I said, why wouldn't, Jaska is
why already know you're in pain? Why would I ask?
I want to say something? Yeah, that rant was a
minute and a half. Thanks Thanks for always listen. I
like to paint a picture. You painted it right now.
I just want to say one thing. You've had that
(03:17):
damn brace on your hand for so good two years.
I've become hold on. I've become desensitized to it, and
I hate it. I agree with Scary. I mean, you can't.
You only get so much. I'm sorry missed a guy
in a wheelchair, but crippled for five years. I don't
care anymore. I'm not I'm not in a wheelchair. You
only get so much leeway and so much great that guy,
(03:39):
that guy's blind into tracious. Subconsciously, it's like here he
goes again. Because if I've seen you with that thing
so now, if it was fresh in my head and
you would just put that on last week and it
was brand new, I'd be like, oh my god, Brody,
(04:01):
because it's a new, fresh injury. But it's you've been
dealing with the pain for so long. I'm like, how
much more painful could this have been than anything else
you've gone through in the past two years. I hate
to say, but I agree with you. Okay, okay, Nate
with the band back every time, oh my back, I say,
how is your back? When you went to sit down
(04:21):
and fell out of the chair, your old fart. I said,
are you okay? And then the next day I said,
how you feeling? Pause right there? But scary, here's your
bit food. Every day, I pointed out, every day, had
Nate felt fallen out of a chair? Every single day?
You again, but because it was new and you've never
seen that before, you to get alarmed by it, because
(04:43):
you know, you're like, oh my god, you never saw that. Okay,
if I had gone, if I had if I had
picked up my laptop went, I understand that, but I actually,
but I know exactly with the problem. And I stood
there holding my wrist in pain. I mean, you're you're
the on man at this point. That didn't been off
your arm in two years. Okay, the first surgery didn't work.
(05:05):
I had a second surgery much eight like I just
had surgery. But the then it literally clasps on and off.
It's vell grow like so it's not even permu. Okay,
you don't stop into a wheelchair. You can literally have
somebody pick you up out of a wheelchair. The honeymoon
is over, Brody, Sorry, sorry, you only get so much sympathy.
(05:27):
I think this is true with anybody's injury. At some point,
you gotta suck it up. That Oscar pistorious guy. At
some point we were like, you don't have any leg. Okay,
he wanted gold medal ball all right, and he also
murdered his girl, got off and then he got back,
you know. Okay. So you know what if we have
a friend who's blind, right after a while, it becomes
part of it. Okay, yes, okay, But when he becomes
(05:48):
part of the wallpaper because he walks into a wall,
I hope he showed some sympathy, but you don't. Now
we can be sympathetic towards that because shut up, you
get you get used to it. After what was the
last I'm setting myself up? When was the last time
I went? God? Just now, You guys are so terrible
(06:13):
what you would feel if someone's writhing in pain, I
would definitely ask them if they were okay, even if
there was on the floor, I'll give you that. I'll
come over so I didn't hurt enough. We've never seen
him on the floor, and apparently he screamed very loudly,
so you know that would indicate maybe there's an issue.
(06:35):
You think he would have flinched if he looked, if
Scary had heard the noise and looked over, and then
when it's Brody, I get him half credit. But he
didn't even look over, and he wasn't working. He was
staring at the at the machine, going why did I
come over here? He couldn't remember why he went over there.
I hate to say you don't. Okay, hold on before
(06:57):
you say that. When we walked in the room, Nate
was telling a story goes, God, I hate to be
a dick. Oh here believes he hates to be a
deck Now, okay, you hate to say this guy, I
hate to say. Sorry. So when I worked on the ambulance,
this is actually a syndrome for people to care for
other people rights that I wouldn't know because I'm jaded. Now,
there was this guy we worked with and he had
(07:20):
been been an E M T for like fifteen years.
Fifteen years of that you kind of become jaded. So
his nickname became Captain Compassion because he did not give
a ship like seriously, I can tell you with a
truth right now, there was a patient and the patient
was trying to, like, you know, explain what was going on,
but it was like one of these old ladies that
we always pick up because they just want attention. We
(07:42):
call him frequent flyers. He's back there behind her reading
a newspaper and she's like, yeah, my arm hurt. I
have a headache. And he's like, oh, okay, yeah, I
get a four letter word for you know, like he's doing.
What I'm saying is you're the old lady. Okay. So
(08:02):
about three weeks ago, I was two weeks out of surgery,
and I asked, how you were there? Let's tell your story.
So my my sixteen year old daughter, who will be
here tomorrow. She's very excited. Which one I don't know
any of their name? My oldest one, Jessica. I could
have said her name, but I was choosing toally have
no idea what your daughter's names are. By the way,
thank you worked here. How many years now? Four and
(08:22):
a half, Jessica. I don't give up my I don't
talk about my kids, so let's move on. Anyway, my
oldest my oldest daughter. I don't post their pick anyway.
My oldest daughter, I said, you know what name? You
haven't even asked me how I'm feeling. In the two
weeks since my surgery, and she said, why would I
ask you just canna wine? Oh God, that's hard. So
(08:46):
it doesn't surprise me that my co worker for nineteen years,
Scary Jones my neighborhood. That's right tomorrow when they come
up to meet bill Na, you can say, hey, I
don't give a shot about your father either. How is
your risk? Because I know you had a surgery like
a year and a half ago and it didn't go well. Right,
And I had another surgery March ninth, I said eight
(09:07):
before was nine and it seems to be healing. But
in the healing process you have to start moving it
more and you know, trying to stretch it out. So
you couldn't go bowling last week. Could not go bowling
with my recovering wrist. And if I move it in
with this new cast now I'm able to move more
for you know, more fluidly. But if I move, like
to reach into my pocket or turn it in some positions,
(09:29):
the pain is excruciating. I'm sorry, And when that happens,
I might yell outing, I'm really sorry. Sorry? Really did
they have to fuse anything? Yeah, they fused two bones
in my wrist the last time, and this time. They
removed a joint and part of one of the two
bones in my wrist, and you're missing cartilage and it hurts. Yeah, yeah,
(09:52):
it hurt. Well it now it hurts for different reasons.
But there was a lot of things that were wrong.
They fixed it, it it didn't fix right. Things moved, and
they were getting better. That's the big thing, because I
know the first one was left up. Well, you don't
know if it's getting better. If when Scary ignores my
pain next week, if when I tell the story it's
shorter and less loud, that's how you'll know it's better
than it was a month ago. When I had that
big rubbersitive. I've been you know what, I've been insensitive
(10:17):
to a lot of a lot of ailments from people
around here over thee. I had thyroid cancer. He had
no idea. I had no idea. I had no idea. Yeah,
daniel was like, I'm six months recovered from thyroid cancer.
He says, you had thyroid cancer a year and I
was out for a whole week recovering from it. And
I didn't think it was any business. While you were
talking about Danielle returned from a month and a half
(10:39):
maternity leave and he says, why are you out? She says,
I was recovering from giving birth. You gave birth. I'm
just I'm just aloof I only think. I only focus
on the positive for some reasons, and I only for
some positive you know. So I'll have an orgasm in here,
maybe you'll pay attention. So was the successful cancer surgery?
(11:00):
Yes it was. It was very successful, and I am
I get when I found out you had. I gave
you a big hug and a kish that that boy
that made everything better? Well, it was just to celebrate
your one year of being in recovery. But I did
call you on the day that you got out of surgery.
I texted you. Yeah, he texted me while my arm
was in a cast, so I had to text him back.
I think we all did that. Well, no, no, there
(11:21):
were people who did not check in on me. How
about we do this then, to try and turn things around.
That's the worst thing to happen to you yesterday. What
was the best thing to happen to you? Brodie? You
have to think about that one. You finally stumped. When
I was a kid. When I was a kid, we
occasionally played this game called best Worst weirdest where you
had to say the best thing that happening that day,
the worst thing, and the weirdest thing. So I'm vamping,
(11:45):
so hopefully you'll have time to think. I told you
before that the daughter who told me that I was whinding,
we were not. We have not been talking as I
disagreed with her outfit choice for a concert coming up.
We weren't talking, and so I told her that Bill
Night is coming in tomorrow, being whins Day, who is
her favorite, has wanted to meet in two years. I said,
but it's gonna cost you. What's the price? I said,
(12:06):
I can get a hug, or you can clean your
room because the room is a disaster. And she said, fine,
I'll clean my room. Although it was a slap in
the face, I got her to clean her room. So
that's I guess, a half positive. But she's not talking
to you when you're letting her come in tomorrow. She's
talking to me enough to say, what time do you
I have to get up to meet Dulnot Oh goodness,
(12:32):
we have plenty of time. Uh best, worst weirdness to
just today or yesterday the weekend. I would say, let's
start with worst, get it over with. The worst is
I'm in the middle of a scheduling nightmare right now,
where you know you're trying to like get a bunch
of people all to coordinate schedules to do one thing,
(12:52):
and then you're juggling everyone's schedules. So that's a pain
in the butt. Best I would say is, um, I'm
I've learned to love my mornings because even though we
get up really early, it's like quiet in the house,
it's dark, it's cozy. I really love that. So I
actually look forward to waking up every morning because I
love that kind of alone metime. So that's very lovely
(13:13):
and weirdest is I think yesterday being kicked out of
our studio so that Max could have a photo shoot.
I think that's the weirdest thing that's happened to me.
Yesterday's right, it was photo shoot. I think the weirdest
thing that So we did this podcast in our old
studios yesterday, we're back in. We're back in the studio
(13:35):
as we normally. Okay, thank you, I was just testing
that time. Thank you. That's much better, Daniel, what about you?
Best words weirdest? Um, this is just today or now yesterday? Whatever? Um,
let's see. Oh, the best thing is getting to spend
(13:55):
more time with my kids because they're home from school.
I hate when they go back to school. I would
wish they could just stay home. They would like that.
They want to be homeschool. I'm like, yeah, I don't
think so. Um worst, I don't even I have to
get blood work today. That's probably the worst. Right now.
I have to give blood work. But I didn't have
to fast for it, so that's pretty No. I just
(14:17):
don't look, I just want to get blood work. You
want to go get blood work? That's not fun. Did
you know it's a proven fact that if a doctor
or nurse tells you this won't hurt a little bit,
or says this is going to sting a little bit,
it will make it a hundred times worse. Yeah. I
don't say anything your mind for something. They just need
to surprise you and like stick it in there and
(14:37):
stick it in there. I hope they do that, and weirdest,
I don't even know. Um, I don't know. Look at me.
What's the worst? Today's tax day and I haven't done
my tax. What are you gonna do? I'm going to
(14:59):
file for next day, but I have to actually make
some phone calls and do some work to make sure
that that happens today by what time close of business today, midnight, tonight,
whatever it is. You know what, My email is open
right now. I'm doing the same thing. You didn't do
that ahead of time and try to get you could
file for an extension today. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm going
(15:19):
to use every second of that. Uh. And I guess
the best thing I found out is that someone who
owes me money, a large sum of money, is actually
paying me back today. But that didn't happen yet. So
maybe I shouldn't count my chickens before they don't. Don't
count well the money before you have it. I guess
that would be I don't have a weird thing right now,
but anyone else because we have. I got a worse
than and I saw two things. Worst is I ordered
(15:41):
something from Amazon and I got an email saying it
they couldn't pack it, they couldn't ship it. Click the
link and enter the code on the pink sticker they
left on my door. They didn't leave a pink sticker
on my door. And the weirdest there were band aids
in my pocket. I don't know how they got there.
You can have them. The fifteen minute Morning Show
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is under ten dollars if you actually learn how to
(00:22):
cook from them. And like I said, they're ingredients are
from right up the street. They're all from farms in
your region. It's affordable, like I said, less than ten
dollars per meal. Lots of varieties, new recipes every week.
They're flexible with what you want. If you don't want fish,
they won't send fish. If you need to take off
a week or two or the three or four days,
just do it. They don't charge you, and guaranteed freshness
every single meal. They do the heavy lifting, They do
(00:44):
all the shopping, and like I said, they don't give
you too much food seed to waste. Any food. You
just chop it, saute it, and eat it. It's so delicious.
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for free and free shipping by going to blue Apron
dot com slash fifteen as in fifteen minute morning show
Blue a Bring dot com slash. What would you talk
(01:05):
about on your on your podcast? Firm Presents fifteen minute
morning show? Okay find me? I said I had a
twenty second People were okay. Before the podcast start and
everyone's like, what do you got? Who has something? And
(01:27):
nobody said anything, So I said, well, I have like
a twenty second RAN. And now they said, oh yeah,
like your rand's gonna be twenty seconds. You know you're
gonna go on and on before the RAN and then
after and long, which I totally disagree with. I think
when I you know, if I you throw it to
me to rant, I'll just reapp with twenty seconds. I'm
not just gonna go on and on and on discount
because you're already Okay. So you guys know I had
I had risk surgery. Really yeah really, and so the
(01:53):
last few days have been really painful. I went to
my first physical therapy for the risk yesterday and it's
really painful. So you guys all left the studio when
the show ended, and he knows what I'm talking about now.
Remember Scary Jones last week when I couldn't open the door,
saw me struggling with the door and looked right at me,
and then made a right and went in another studio.
He ignored me, didn't open the door. He's standing there
(02:15):
and he's walking towards the editing machine edit some audio
at ten o one when the show ended, and I'm
packing up my stuff and I moved my wrist in
the wrong way, and I went a son of him.
Oh my god, God, he doesn't look up. So I
go and he doesn't look up, and he's staring at
(02:35):
the computer screen like he doesn't remember why he walked
over there. And I said, you know, you could ask
how I'm doing what I said, my wrist is killing me.
He says, oh, I thought maybe you dropped your laptop
on your fingers, as if that was an excuse. Well,
I thought it was normal, like a normal thing you did,
like you dropped something on your hand. I didn't need
(02:55):
to ask about it. I said, why wouldn't, Jaska is
why already know you're in pain? Why would I ask?
I want to say something? Yeah, that rant was a
minute and a half. Thanks Thanks for always listen. I
like to paint a picture. You painted it right now.
I just want to say one thing. You've had that
(03:17):
damn brace on your hand for so good two years.
I've become hold on. I've become desensitized to it, and
I hate it. I agree with Scary. I mean, you can't.
You only get so much. I'm sorry missed a guy
in a wheelchair, but crippled for five years. I don't
care anymore. I'm not I'm not in a wheelchair. You
only get so much leeway and so much great that guy,
(03:39):
that guy's blind into tracious. Subconsciously, it's like here he
goes again. Because if I've seen you with that thing
so now, if it was fresh in my head and
you would just put that on last week and it
was brand new, I'd be like, oh my god, Brody,
(04:01):
because it's a new, fresh injury. But it's you've been
dealing with the pain for so long. I'm like, how
much more painful could this have been than anything else
you've gone through in the past two years. I hate
to say, but I agree with you. Okay, okay, Nate
with the band back every time, oh my back, I say,
how is your back? When you went to sit down
(04:21):
and fell out of the chair, your old fart. I said,
are you okay? And then the next day I said,
how you feeling? Pause right there? But scary, here's your
bit food. Every day, I pointed out, every day, had
Nate felt fallen out of a chair? Every single day?
You again, but because it was new and you've never
seen that before, you to get alarmed by it, because
(04:43):
you know, you're like, oh my god, you never saw that. Okay,
if I had gone, if I had if I had
picked up my laptop went, I understand that, but I actually,
but I know exactly with the problem. And I stood
there holding my wrist in pain. I mean, you're you're
the on man at this point. That didn't been off
your arm in two years. Okay, the first surgery didn't work.
(05:05):
I had a second surgery much eight like I just
had surgery. But the then it literally clasps on and off.
It's vell grow like so it's not even permu. Okay,
you don't stop into a wheelchair. You can literally have
somebody pick you up out of a wheelchair. The honeymoon
is over, Brody, Sorry, sorry, you only get so much sympathy.
(05:27):
I think this is true with anybody's injury. At some point,
you gotta suck it up. That Oscar pistorious guy. At
some point we were like, you don't have any leg. Okay,
he wanted gold medal ball all right, and he also
murdered his girl, got off and then he got back,
you know. Okay. So you know what if we have
a friend who's blind, right after a while, it becomes
part of it. Okay, yes, okay, But when he becomes
(05:48):
part of the wallpaper because he walks into a wall,
I hope he showed some sympathy, but you don't. Now
we can be sympathetic towards that because shut up, you
get you get used to it. After what was the
last I'm setting myself up? When was the last time
I went? God? Just now, You guys are so terrible
(06:13):
what you would feel if someone's writhing in pain, I
would definitely ask them if they were okay, even if
there was on the floor, I'll give you that. I'll
come over so I didn't hurt enough. We've never seen
him on the floor, and apparently he screamed very loudly,
so you know that would indicate maybe there's an issue.
(06:35):
You think he would have flinched if he looked, if
Scary had heard the noise and looked over, and then
when it's Brody, I get him half credit. But he
didn't even look over, and he wasn't working. He was
staring at the at the machine, going why did I
come over here? He couldn't remember why he went over there.
I hate to say you don't. Okay, hold on before
(06:57):
you say that. When we walked in the room, Nate
was telling a story goes, God, I hate to be
a dick. Oh here believes he hates to be a
deck Now, okay, you hate to say this guy, I
hate to say. Sorry. So when I worked on the ambulance,
this is actually a syndrome for people to care for
other people rights that I wouldn't know because I'm jaded. Now,
there was this guy we worked with and he had
(07:20):
been been an E M T for like fifteen years.
Fifteen years of that you kind of become jaded. So
his nickname became Captain Compassion because he did not give
a ship like seriously, I can tell you with a
truth right now, there was a patient and the patient
was trying to, like, you know, explain what was going on,
but it was like one of these old ladies that
we always pick up because they just want attention. We
(07:42):
call him frequent flyers. He's back there behind her reading
a newspaper and she's like, yeah, my arm hurt. I
have a headache. And he's like, oh, okay, yeah, I
get a four letter word for you know, like he's doing.
What I'm saying is you're the old lady. Okay. So
(08:02):
about three weeks ago, I was two weeks out of surgery,
and I asked, how you were there? Let's tell your story.
So my my sixteen year old daughter, who will be
here tomorrow. She's very excited. Which one I don't know
any of their name? My oldest one, Jessica. I could
have said her name, but I was choosing toally have
no idea what your daughter's names are. By the way,
thank you worked here. How many years now? Four and
(08:22):
a half, Jessica. I don't give up my I don't
talk about my kids, so let's move on. Anyway, my
oldest my oldest daughter. I don't post their pick anyway.
My oldest daughter, I said, you know what name? You
haven't even asked me how I'm feeling. In the two
weeks since my surgery, and she said, why would I
ask you just canna wine? Oh God, that's hard. So
(08:46):
it doesn't surprise me that my co worker for nineteen years,
Scary Jones my neighborhood. That's right tomorrow when they come
up to meet bill Na, you can say, hey, I
don't give a shot about your father either. How is
your risk? Because I know you had a surgery like
a year and a half ago and it didn't go well. Right,
And I had another surgery March ninth, I said eight
(09:07):
before was nine and it seems to be healing. But
in the healing process you have to start moving it
more and you know, trying to stretch it out. So
you couldn't go bowling last week. Could not go bowling
with my recovering wrist. And if I move it in
with this new cast now I'm able to move more
for you know, more fluidly. But if I move, like
to reach into my pocket or turn it in some positions,
(09:29):
the pain is excruciating. I'm sorry, And when that happens,
I might yell outing, I'm really sorry. Sorry? Really did
they have to fuse anything? Yeah, they fused two bones
in my wrist the last time, and this time. They
removed a joint and part of one of the two
bones in my wrist, and you're missing cartilage and it hurts. Yeah, yeah,
(09:52):
it hurt. Well it now it hurts for different reasons.
But there was a lot of things that were wrong.
They fixed it, it it didn't fix right. Things moved, and
they were getting better. That's the big thing, because I
know the first one was left up. Well, you don't
know if it's getting better. If when Scary ignores my
pain next week, if when I tell the story it's
shorter and less loud, that's how you'll know it's better
than it was a month ago. When I had that
big rubbersitive. I've been you know what, I've been insensitive
(10:17):
to a lot of a lot of ailments from people
around here over thee. I had thyroid cancer. He had
no idea. I had no idea. I had no idea. Yeah,
daniel was like, I'm six months recovered from thyroid cancer.
He says, you had thyroid cancer a year and I
was out for a whole week recovering from it. And
I didn't think it was any business. While you were
talking about Danielle returned from a month and a half
(10:39):
maternity leave and he says, why are you out? She says,
I was recovering from giving birth. You gave birth. I'm
just I'm just aloof I only think. I only focus
on the positive for some reasons, and I only for
some positive you know. So I'll have an orgasm in here,
maybe you'll pay attention. So was the successful cancer surgery?
(11:00):
Yes it was. It was very successful, and I am
I get when I found out you had. I gave
you a big hug and a kish that that boy
that made everything better? Well, it was just to celebrate
your one year of being in recovery. But I did
call you on the day that you got out of surgery.
I texted you. Yeah, he texted me while my arm
was in a cast, so I had to text him back.
I think we all did that. Well, no, no, there
(11:21):
were people who did not check in on me. How
about we do this then, to try and turn things around.
That's the worst thing to happen to you yesterday. What
was the best thing to happen to you? Brodie? You
have to think about that one. You finally stumped. When
I was a kid. When I was a kid, we
occasionally played this game called best Worst weirdest where you
had to say the best thing that happening that day,
the worst thing, and the weirdest thing. So I'm vamping,
(11:45):
so hopefully you'll have time to think. I told you
before that the daughter who told me that I was whinding,
we were not. We have not been talking as I
disagreed with her outfit choice for a concert coming up.
We weren't talking, and so I told her that Bill
Night is coming in tomorrow, being whins Day, who is
her favorite, has wanted to meet in two years. I said,
but it's gonna cost you. What's the price? I said,
(12:06):
I can get a hug, or you can clean your
room because the room is a disaster. And she said, fine,
I'll clean my room. Although it was a slap in
the face, I got her to clean her room. So
that's I guess, a half positive. But she's not talking
to you when you're letting her come in tomorrow. She's
talking to me enough to say, what time do you
I have to get up to meet Dulnot Oh goodness,
(12:32):
we have plenty of time. Uh best, worst weirdness to
just today or yesterday the weekend. I would say, let's
start with worst, get it over with. The worst is
I'm in the middle of a scheduling nightmare right now,
where you know you're trying to like get a bunch
of people all to coordinate schedules to do one thing,
(12:52):
and then you're juggling everyone's schedules. So that's a pain
in the butt. Best I would say is, um, I'm
I've learned to love my mornings because even though we
get up really early, it's like quiet in the house,
it's dark, it's cozy. I really love that. So I
actually look forward to waking up every morning because I
love that kind of alone metime. So that's very lovely
(13:13):
and weirdest is I think yesterday being kicked out of
our studio so that Max could have a photo shoot.
I think that's the weirdest thing that's happened to me.
Yesterday's right, it was photo shoot. I think the weirdest
thing that So we did this podcast in our old
studios yesterday, we're back in. We're back in the studio
(13:35):
as we normally. Okay, thank you, I was just testing
that time. Thank you. That's much better, Daniel, what about you?
Best words weirdest? Um, this is just today or now yesterday? Whatever? Um,
let's see. Oh, the best thing is getting to spend
(13:55):
more time with my kids because they're home from school.
I hate when they go back to school. I would
wish they could just stay home. They would like that.
They want to be homeschool. I'm like, yeah, I don't
think so. Um worst, I don't even I have to
get blood work today. That's probably the worst. Right now.
I have to give blood work. But I didn't have
to fast for it, so that's pretty No. I just
(14:17):
don't look, I just want to get blood work. You
want to go get blood work? That's not fun. Did
you know it's a proven fact that if a doctor
or nurse tells you this won't hurt a little bit,
or says this is going to sting a little bit,
it will make it a hundred times worse. Yeah. I
don't say anything your mind for something. They just need
to surprise you and like stick it in there and
(14:37):
stick it in there. I hope they do that, and weirdest,
I don't even know. Um, I don't know. Look at me.
What's the worst? Today's tax day and I haven't done
my tax. What are you gonna do? I'm going to
(14:59):
file for next day, but I have to actually make
some phone calls and do some work to make sure
that that happens today by what time close of business today, midnight, tonight,
whatever it is. You know what, My email is open
right now. I'm doing the same thing. You didn't do
that ahead of time and try to get you could
file for an extension today. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm going
(15:19):
to use every second of that. Uh. And I guess
the best thing I found out is that someone who
owes me money, a large sum of money, is actually
paying me back today. But that didn't happen yet. So
maybe I shouldn't count my chickens before they don't. Don't
count well the money before you have it. I guess
that would be I don't have a weird thing right now,
but anyone else because we have. I got a worse
than and I saw two things. Worst is I ordered
(15:41):
something from Amazon and I got an email saying it
they couldn't pack it, they couldn't ship it. Click the
link and enter the code on the pink sticker they
left on my door. They didn't leave a pink sticker
on my door. And the weirdest there were band aids
in my pocket. I don't know how they got there.
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