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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(01:05):
about on your on your podcast represents shows Hello, Hello
by the ladies joined us today? We always join you,
not yesterday filming filming the thing. I'm ready for my clothes.

(01:33):
I didn't put on fake eyelashes for nothing. I didn't
even put on fake eyelashes yesterday. Really scary. Garrett and
I were so desperate for content. We called Scotty Bean
and talked about coupons yesterday. Lord. Now you know, sorry
people who said they enjoyed that it was enjoyable, because
we have the ability to make even trash somewhat enjoyable.
I think, can I not that yesterday was trash? I'm
saying we've talked about stupider ship on this podcast. Floor

(01:56):
Recognized as Danielle so Brodie. I know you now have
a different kind of a cast thing on your arm.
It's a brace, yea. Is it on purpose that it's
the colors of the Mets? Yes, Okay, I just want
to make so for those of you who haven't seen
maybe post a picture tomorrow. I got a blue cast.
They molded it to my arm, and then they ask
you what color velcrow you want, and they had like

(02:17):
a whole bunch of ribbons of you know, all colors.
It was like being in a craft store and I
could have yellow or green or whatever, or I could
have had like blue that matched. And I got orange
because I had met colors on my brace, to which
my wife replied, you got a backup set of velcrow
straps right, like, is it going to get dirty? No,

(02:37):
because she she although she knows I like the Mets,
she thought maybe wearing a brace and met colors was
a bit much, and then there might be, like we
go out to dinner this weekend, and maybe she'd like
me to have more formal straps on my own black strap, affair,
velvet strap, velvet. Hello, if you go to Diddie's white party,
you need white straps. I decided, And you know, I'm

(03:00):
sure that there's people who have a favorite team or
a college team whatever. I decided. If my arm is
going to be in pain, which it still is, I
would like it to be a little jazzy in my
world and match. You know, my phone is blue and
orange and what are you doing? Oh? I know you're
not okay. I'm not sure I would die? What's so

(03:21):
this morning? If you were listening to The Big Show today,
which is a Thursday, Greg t hosted the show for
two segments and got so nervous that he developed cotton mouth,
cotton throat, cotton eye Joe. And so I was like, here,
have some water. And I thought that he would like
kind of pour it into his mouth, but he wrapped
his lips around the water bottle and like put his

(03:43):
tongue in it to drink. But I still have a
lot of water in here. And I also like, it's
a sizeable amount of water. And so I took hand
sanitizer and I put it on a napkin and then
I like moved it around the mouth. And Daniel's giving
me the look. Sanitizer in your mouth, that's one. It's
still got to be better than his spittle. Yeah, but
how much was that? Like this was like a four

(04:05):
dollar bottle of water. It's worth four dollars. You should
put squeeze the sanitizer into the water. No, she'll get poisoned.
You don't drink hands and drinks alcohol all the time.
You're not used in the eyes. There have been children
rushed to the hospital for a drinking that has to
be a ton. You have to drink a ton. We
still wouldn't. Can we address the real problem here? The

(04:28):
real problem is Bethany drinks out of a bottle like
a pelican. She opens up the bottom part of her mouth,
her jaw, extends it and then pours it in like
she's filling up the sink and glug glug, glug, glug glug.
So she doesn't No, But but most people, I'm gonna
I'm gonna say it's a podcast. Normal people put the
bottle either they put their lips over the bottom half

(04:50):
of the opening, or they put their mouth over the opening.
And you how to pursue lips when you take a
sip out of a bottle. No, I'm with Bethany. I
drink to the side. I don't drink you pop can
Yeah no, so no, I totally agree with Bethany. Home.
But if you don't want if you're going to share

(05:13):
with somebody, are you're going to pass the bottle to
someone that you think is someone you don't want to
share with? For whatever reason, you have to assume they're
gonna put their mouth on it and kiss that bottle
go by, I know, but it was like he was
so panicked, Like if you listen back to today's show,
he was in a legit panic where he was shaking.
That was sweet of you, well, thank you, But so
I wanted to help him out and I wasn't and

(05:34):
there weren't any cups, and I was like, you know what,
buddy needs some water and I didn't, but but this
is I mean, this is like a leader of water
that has yet to be imbibed and I don't want
to pour that what she was doing when I looked
up that you had a napkin in the bottle and
you were you were like hard, you were trying to

(05:55):
like scrub his stank off the bottle, speed out of
my water bottle, like he was hoping for a second
date from it, you know, Like he was like, but
that's what I'm asking you what you're doing, because I
didn't understand you just have this napkin and you're you're
trying to scrub it, scrub. But I would think the
gross part is the water that went in his mouth
and back out as he released the bottle I don't.

(06:17):
I don't know how much. I mean, it's almost impossible
to just cut the faucet off boom and stop the
flow of liquid. Some stuff I came back out right
goes back into the bottle. I'm gonna I'm gonna hedge
my bets and say that he had such dry mouth
that nothing was coming back in the Come on, Bethell

(06:40):
the first one to tell us he doesn't go to
the dentist very right. Also, did he smoke this morning?
There were times when Gregg Tea would come in here
after not brushing his teeth. Brownies and that's how he
would brush his teeth sometimes brownie. I took a brownie
and I just switched around the coke. How young was
he when he got married to Trish? Yeah, so he
did because I know that there are some some guys

(07:05):
who go from their mother straight to their their girlfriend wife,
so there's never a time where they have to like
learn how to take care of themselves. But Greg t
did spend time single. He spent quite a bit of
time single, oh, absolutely all of his twenties. And he
lived with me for about maybe four years. Uh yeah,
And I got to him we were like two when

(07:29):
he moved in, so he had plenty of time before
he even lived with Trish. It's really interesting. I dated
a guy who, um he his mother passed away when
he was really young, and so his father sort of
shut down after that, and so didn't really teach him
any life lessons because dad was not really able to
do much. He was really kind of traumatized by the death.

(07:49):
And so from the age of like eight on, my
boyfriend at the time didn't get life lessons. So he
never brushed his teeth, he never washed his hair. He like,
and I don't. My parents look back and they're like,
what were you doing? But like, he just never learned
that stuff. Speaking of washing your hair, I was told
that guy should only wash their hair like twice a week.

(08:10):
I heard the same thing. I don't know, I don't know,
it sounds gross. I washed twice a day. That's way
too much, said day. Why David Schwimmer did summer In
the summertime, if I take to shower, every time I
go in the shower, my hair is getting washed. You say, well,
do you wash it with shampoo and shampoo shampoo? They say,
you only need two to three times a week because
you don't want you sculled getting so dry. Right. Yeah,

(08:32):
so two times that's way too much. Too washed hair
right now? I mean it always looks clean. Yeah. Sometimes
I can go a week shampoo. I can produce your sham.
This morning I complimented her on her hair. I'm like,
hair looks so good? Would you do it? Um? I
woke up and didn't wash it and just put a
bunch of pins in it. Well, her hair is thick

(08:53):
and naturally very very curly, and that's a whole different
there's a whole different way you deal with naturally curly hair,
Like don't brush it. You wash it differently to pick
it a little bit. That's it. You can use your
fingers if it's more textured. I think you like define
the curls if you have time to do that. Diffuser,
you have defeated meat when you use the cheese straightener
on it. The ceramic, the ionic ceramic thing. If you

(09:16):
want like straight straight hair, you use that, but it
messes with your hair. Yeah. An next girlfriend of mine
used to use the ionic something or other. It was
like some kind of ceramic piece and it would get
like to be like seven degrees. She had that in
the easy bake oven. Yeah, exactly. I think I kind
of saw that coming. I kind of stepped in front
of that bus. Yeah, I have. I have a niece

(09:40):
who's now eight and scary, stay always scary, and over
the holidays, she asked me to do her hair like
a vampire, which to her means put most of it
up in a bun on top of her head, but
two tendrils hanging down by her ears. And she wanted
the tendrils so tightly curled find points for the use
of the word tendrils. Yes, thank you. And she's she

(10:00):
was seven at the time, and I was like, I
felt so guilty using it curling her and on that
like virgin, beautiful hair hair, I know, so I like
sprayed it down with so many products to put like
a cover over and protect it and protect it and
protect it. And I just wanted I see why parents
now are like, don't touch certain parts because oh, don't
ruin it. Even Spencer, my son has long hair. It's
to his shoulders, and I'm just like, look at this

(10:21):
beautiful hair, undamaged, not dyed. It's gorgeous. Yeah, speaking of
virgin or untouched hair, I have, you know, I have
three daughters, all with long hair, and they better be.
And my oldest has had every hair color imaginable. And
my middle daughter decided she wanted her hair blond er
because it wasn't blond enough. And I look at my
youngest who's eleven, and I go, oh, thank god. But

(10:44):
we have an intern named Melissa who's uh just turned
twenty one, and she officially got permission as a twenty
one year old to do something with her hair. And
what was that doesn't matter. Her mother would not let
her do anything with her hair. She couldn't curl it,
she couldn't color it, she couldn't cut it, because that
sort of mother said she was, I don't I want
you to keep the hair color you have until such

(11:04):
time that you're old enough to make her own decisions.
And so now she wants. Now she wants to do something,
color it or cut it, or doesn't know what. But
she's been free to do what she wants. Web Girl,
do you remember when Webb Girl Kathleen's mother wouldn't let
her dye her hair and she was in her late
twenties and her mom's like no, and she was so
afraid when she died her hair blonde to show her
mom because she thought her mom was gonna be so

(11:25):
mad at that. Why did parents feel the need to
butt in at such a late age. I think that
there's some I mean, they just they know that they
know the long game, right, so I think that they
but they picked their battles. My parents knew I was
a good student, I didn't do drugs, I didn't smoke,
and so they let me touch my hair in I
think going into sixth grade was when I dyed my

(11:46):
hair for the first time. Color it was orange, went
to orange orange. Um. But but the psychology behind that,
like why would you say, why would the first color
be orange and not like just like a deeper color
of your car one or maybe like a switch from
like a blonde to like a brunette kind of thing.
Bethany thinks outside the box, but that that's her outside

(12:07):
the color orange. But my my oldest daughter didn't make
her hair a standard color. She made her hair green.
Then it was then it was blue, then it was purple.
Because because at some point, and it may be more
with girls at a certain age, because I don't you know,
I think guys just punch each other and move on.
In life. But I at least all my you know,

(12:29):
friends with boys, they don't really seem to care about
that kind of thing. But girls want to make a statement.
They want to be like, look at me, I'm getting older,
I'm mature, I'm I'm my own unique person. And in
a world where you want to stand out a little
bit and you get out of the crowd, having a
different shade of brown hair isn't really standing out. But
our hair, for women, especially our hair is really often
a huge part of our identity because it's this accessory

(12:52):
that you bring along with you. So if you're going
to change, you know, if you're going to change the
color eyeshadow you wear, the cloesy wear, the kind of
shoes you where, this is just another thing that you
can change up and have. Funny though that all it
is is dead follicles on your head, and really that's
dead dead. If I pinch it, you don't feel it,
but like if it falls on the floor, it's disgusting,

(13:13):
But if it's attached to your head, it's fine. But
they're both dead. Yeah, if it's in my Chinese food,
so good free, Yeah, probably it doesn't slow me down.
If I meet lo Maine and his Chinese person's long
black hair and it I just go, so you're gone.
You won't eat something green that grows from the ground.
The guy's hair is green, I won't eat it because

(13:33):
it looks like a vegetable. But if it's black, it's
like what I can do? They cooked it. But scary.
Getting back to the hair thing, if you had a
blue jacket and you went and bought a similar jacket
in a slightly darker shade of blue, people wouldn't know
you got a new jacket. Oh that's a good point.
That's I'm an analogy guy. We can get an orange
jacket and then it would match my brace and my hair.

(13:54):
I think I dyed a orange because on the box
it looked like a really pretty shade of auburn, and
the way that it kind reacted to my hair turned
it sort of like a weird orange color. It's like
going to McDonald's and asking for the big Mac that
you see up on the screen, but it's not the
big Mac that you get. It's terrible. Also, when girls
dye their hair a color that really doesn't match their

(14:15):
skin tone or their eyebrows, Like if you're really pale
and you decided to have like jet black hair, that's shocking.
Like it doesn't. It's like Bethany has greenish blue hair now,
but you go, oh, its greenish blue hair doesn't really
match anything because it's not a normal human color. But
if she would have jet black hair, it would be like,
that doesn't look right, I don't look awesome because she's
got that porcelain skin, so it would like that that's

(14:38):
a cool look. But it is a different Yeah, that's
what I'm saying. It's shocking, not like I wouldn't Bethany
would look at any color but black, or like if
you have dark skin and you suddenly have blonde hair
or red hair, where it throws you for a second.
But the blue hair, I go, oh, blue hair, Yeah,
it's so fascinating. How like Danielle, if you I don't
even know what your undertone is, she doesn't. But like

(15:01):
if you did blonde hair, it would look it would
it would make your skin not look as glowy as
it does with red hair, you know, like blonde hair
would look strange. Look at her mustache, you could see
the relation. She's beautiful, She's beautiful and kind, not anymore,
and she punches my arm. Later, kindness just goes out
the way. He's gonna need a bigger orange and blue race.

(15:23):
That's right, just hurts, stupid red blood red. People love
it so much when we swear on the podcast. I
get tweets every single time Daniel swears, Oh my god,
and she only does it when she's really pissed. Yea, yeah,
not natural. I did. Speaking of cursing, your friend John
from the Cane Show, did my Walkers and Talkers podcast
this week because my co host was out and no,

(15:44):
well okay, on my Heart Radio Walkers and Pokers, and
I cursed and he wouldn't curse because he gave cursing
up for lint. That's it, says you can't do that
if you tried. That's the fifteen minute Morning Show

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