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March 23, 2017 16 mins

What celebrity do you think is your spirit animal?!?!

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(01:05):
what would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents show can find that so interesting that
Garrett wants to be Justin Timberlake. He does. He loves
that that I don't. But that's his spirit animal like
form met for Lopez. I think we all have that, Like,

(01:28):
don't you have somebody that you couple you Stevie Nicks
is for sua spirit that Yeah, I love her. You
know what's so funny? Stewart John Stewart, I don't really
want to be anybody I want to have. You don't
have someone that you're like, Oh, I connect with that
person even though I don't know them. Yeah, you should
really aim higher than that. That means you don't have anything.
That's that's the answer my point that my point is though, uh,

(01:48):
it started because you're wearing a shirt that Justin Timberlake
promotes or it's what's the name of it, William Rust
William rast him and his friend started it up and
I like their design. That's why I connect with Justin
because I feel like he's the type of guy that
I could sit down at a bar with and just
b s about anything, not about his celebrity nous, but

(02:12):
just about you know what's on TV, what's happening in life, family,
and just be cool. Well, the thing that I was
about to say was it's true that I actually shopped
for cologne back in the day from Sean Puffy Combs
the what was it called unforgettable or something? Or from

(02:33):
because of him? I bought it because of him. Okay,
oh so you didn't buy it from him before he
was puffy Like Arene. It happens to be a very
sweet smelling fragrance. It's very appealing. I love it to
the nineties. No, that's not true. I wear Katie Perry
every day. Katie Perry Killer Queen. It's my favorite perfume.
And it's not because it's Katie Perry's. Well, it's just

(02:54):
because that's you. Would you might not have tried it
had it not been rud give Would you have given
it a shot? I don't know, do we? I mean
celebrity products, celebrity endorsed products, sub products made by something
like For instance, I wear a shirt by Iron Zering.
The one that he came in I forgot was the
name of the kind of time the chain subrands. Yeah, Daniel,

(03:19):
You're awful because here's the thing. You don't really think
I saw that If I saw that, truth be told.
If I saw that shirt in a store it was
from Chainsaw Brands, that's right. It's a nice winter button down,
not a sponsor. Not a sponsor, I wouldn't probably not
have bought it, but because it was handed to me
by Iron Zer Ing and it was I'm like, you

(03:40):
know what, there's a coolness factor to it. I kind
of like it. I think I liked it more because
it came from him and it's one of his clothing.
So this way I have a story right with my friends, like, oh, scared,
would you get that shirt of my funny? Actually it's
iron Zer So you do you wear it so you
can name drop because that he had it to you,
not specifically, but I'm just saying I like it because
the slub he's attached on it, That's what I'm saying.

(04:01):
Do you think that getting an and I love Iron
He's he's a great guy. Have him up here a lot.
Do you think it's cooler to get a shirt from
Iron's ear ring then wearing a justin timber Lake shirt,
like justin hand you that shirt. No, but his shirts
cooler than the shirt you have from Iron's eering. I
will say, like, celebrity endorsements absolutely work one they totally absolutely.

(04:27):
Nicki Minaj, doesn't she have that? You know? I've tried it.
It's great and you like it? Now? Do you like
it more because it's attached to herd? Or do you?
But would you buy it if it wasn't her? You know?
I think part of it is that there are so
many different types of the same thing out there, and
so when a celebrity endorses something, it's kind of a

(04:48):
way of them saying, like, here, I've narrowed it down
for you, like here's here's one to look at um
like mice every I think everyone should have a signature scent,
and mine is Sarah Jessica Parker's Lovely, which I don't
even know if it's made anymore, but it's my favorite sense.
She came out with it a while ago, and I
started wearing it because she talked about it on Oprah,

(05:08):
And I wouldn't have tried it if she hadn't, you know,
she hadn't like brought my attention to the world of
perfume is crazy and into Brittany. Everybody's got one right
by Bethany. I have my own sent to Patrick Dempsey
had unscripted and it's not made anymore. And I'm down
to like the last maybe ten squirts. Did you go
an Amazon rebay? You might fail a little bit more

(05:30):
expensive than I want to pay for. And then the
other one I fell for was Rob Below. Rob Below
was on Ellen talking about his I Cream. Now Rob
Blow does an age at all, And and I work
overnight and I have those those bags under my eyes
don't work. Rob blows I Cream was sold me, so
I bought it and it is freaking expensive. But I
just walked in. And this is what the podcast is about.

(05:52):
Row Blows talking about celebrity endorsed products and do we
we do we tend to buy them more because by
that celebrity And are there any good ones I would
pay to? Look like Robolow? By the way, this is
the worst podcast ever. Is there is there a celebrity
endorse something that you Oh my god, Emerald his grill? No,
not Emerald, Who's grill? George forman grill. I bought it

(06:13):
because of George Ford at the time. Confused, I about
to grow because it's a good grill. It had nothing
to do with George Foreman. But I do love blue Apron.
That's right, says a celebrity endorser himself. By the way, scary,
you just found a way to confuse Emerald Legassi with
George Forman grills out. They both are. Emerald has a

(06:35):
grill as well, everyone's but Emerald. But there goes your
theory because George Foreman was a professional boxer who knows
nothing about cooking really, and Emerald is a professional chef.
But you take the word of a professional boxer for
grillingal that I mean, don't oil and fat with like

(06:59):
poor out them and still life. Yes, yes, yes, So
if you had a product, what would be your product?
If you have a great question, that's where to go
with that. I would go sneakers me personally, my own sneaker.
Let me do something with shoes. I don't know what,
but something. I would have a couch recliner couch TV
combo where the TV came perfect distance from a recliner couch.

(07:21):
Based on my specifications, what people would say, Brody knows
how to watch TV in a recliner couch. This must
be a good comment with your hand Scary Jones vodka,
I think, yeah, I mean that just that just suits me.
That would be totally on brand for you. I would
have a newly published set of classic books like newly

(07:43):
bound in like a really laughter smell, new smell like
newly bound and like really beautiful like binding with gold
leaf and like really and it would come in Bessanese
Grimm's fairy Tale, Yes, Watson's Grimm's Fair Following up that,
that would be another great question. What would you smell like?
What would your scent? The old books might have some

(08:06):
Petulians who books. That's my father's favorite cologne, Petulan old
books for truly an old books, scary Christmas cookie. Look
that would describe you though, that that's that's a very
nice smell. But what would describe Scary Jones. Onions and

(08:30):
garlic all in the same pan, and a little of
that Abercrombie and Fitch stores and some red bulls and
some red bull I don't want that Colo no, But
I mean that's really what gets me is seriously frying
onions with garlic and olive oil. That's it gets us. Too.
Every morning that smells amazing before you eat it. Danielle Um,

(08:54):
I don't know lip wax, I think no, no, I
think new smell the leather like just opening up the box,
you open the box for the first time. What about
you gluten? I don't know. How about just bread baking bread,

(09:16):
baking bread? Yeah, that's why it's called irony. How that
new pool tube smell like you know when you blow
or gas smell. I'm sorry, I would not date someone
if they smell like a gas stage. How about coffee bean? Okay?
You know when you're walking down the street and you

(09:37):
smell a scent and you go, oh, there's a Chinese
restaurant a couple of blocks from here. I want that smell.
I want people to smell me and go, oh, I'm
close to Chinese food. Not like actual Chinese food, but
that smell from a distance that makes you happy, and
then you go walk and get it inside. It's too much,
too much when you're there, but that's scent from like
a block away and you're trying to figure out which

(09:59):
way the winds blowing, like Chinese restaurant. I smell it.
That word when you what is it when you've deluded.
It's deluded. The smell you're talking about the spare ribs
like the it's that it's that all encompassing greasy, but
far enough a way where it's delightful. You know, it's
not pizza, you know. You know, it's not like a
barbecue place. You know, it's Chinese, but a far enough

(10:22):
a way that it doesn't go too much. But you've
got to find it. By the way. Oh, there's a
very clever name for a Chinese restaurant that does delivery
and Hoboken where I live. Next where I live, it's cold.
Come down. Watched that video. It's it's low fat Chow.

(10:43):
How clever is that? That's very clever. Hello fat f
a t chow chow. And they're trying to show that
it's Chinese health food. That's great. So I gotta tell
you the food there is great. There's a kosher Chinese
place near me. Also the clever name, it's called low price.
He can say that because he's doing plus I am right.
You can't make that joke. But he can make that joke.

(11:05):
You can make some Guido jokes m I can make.
So can you can say that damase that you're trying
to say that that that's the only thing that I
can own and I can like make fun of and ridicule.
You can only you can only get legitimately make fun
of your own people. You can make fun of David
Swimmer as well, because you have his hand cut. If

(11:26):
you're going to make fun of a race, you can
really only make fun of your own nationality, right, Really
we're talking about that after you did the Irish eggs
it the other day. What do I know? Yeah, I
should listen to the podcast, really sure it was probably
the second half was one of the best second hands.
I want to go fund yourself. If the choice was,

(11:48):
if the choice was doing you or me, I would
do myself. I didn't say that because he's him, because
this is a podcast. I don't think I hear you
cars that much scary. He doesn't get mad only when
he's really that's I don't get mad when I'm not mad,
when I'm nervous. I try not to because they call

(12:08):
me out on it too, like they will hear it
from two rooms away. We heard that it's not nice
because they do not use any foul language. I don't Yeah,
they really Spencer once was having a text with his friends.
His friends started cursing and they apologized to him because
they said, oh, we forgot you were on the text

(12:29):
because he has said to them, I don't really like
that language. Please don't use it. Could I say, like,
Spencer is the most incredible guy, Like he is such
a sweet little dude. He is sweet. He has his moments.
But I just feel like you, like I feel like
you and your husband, Sheldon have figured it out. Like
you guys should really just take in a million Foster.

(12:49):
There's something about you too. Thank you. And he's an entrepreneur,
he's dealer, he regular. I gotta talk to him later.
What do you do with the cigarettes? Have you ever
smoked a cigarette? Scary? No, these are pack of cigarettes.
Because if you weren't listening to the Big Show this morning,

(13:10):
Greg T stayed at my place yesterday and and brought
up some cigarettes and left them on my coffee table,
and I presented them to him on the air because
he claims to be a non smoker, claims to be,
so I'm like, hey, T, here's your cigarettes you left.
He said, if you have one every now and then,
you're not a smoke. The thing is he says he's
a social smoker, and he says he was beer pressured

(13:32):
into it by our boss because but he didn't go
buy them, he had them with him. That's a good point.
And also like, well, like we were saying today, there
are a lot of people who are social smokers. I
used to be a social smoker. I was a theater
person and everybody in the theater department smoked, and so
you just so did I. But then you have to
own it, like you if you're a social smoker, great,

(13:52):
do you do you? But you don't get to just
like say no, no, no, I don't smoke, and then
bring your cigarettes? Did you do your intern smoke? Because
I mean they can't afford them. I can actually give
them this cigarette. And by the way, I have no idea. Bethany, kids,
if you're listening, Bethany was a social smoker in the
two thousands, before we knew smoking was bad. Now, if

(14:13):
you're a theater major, don't smoke, because now it's bad, terrible.
They smell horrible. Unlit. Can I tell you in the
Middlesecond that it is lit? It does smell really great
for like a hot second, and then that's the match.
It's match. The stupid reason I actually started smoking. I
was in a play where my character smoked, and my

(14:35):
director said, you don't have to you can fake it,
and I'm like, it doesn't look realistic if you fake
it, it it really doesn't. I said, I'm going to do this.
I was all like, I'm going to do it for
my art. Yeah, and then I was it was the
dumbest thing ever. And then I just started. And then
for me, I never liked it. I hated how it smelled.
I liked having something to do with my hand. And

(14:55):
then I was like, I don't want to be a smoker,
so I quit quit smoking, and a now I just
fiddle the day Bethany comes in and says, I'm in
a new play where I kill my coworkers method. Did
you ever meet Bethany on the street and her hands
are moving very quickly. She actually wants to be smoking,
but she knows it's not good. But I haven't smoked
in like years and years and years, but normally years

(15:16):
ago she would be smoking. If she's moving her hands
like looking at this pack of cigarettes, and I'm seriously,
I've come into contact with packs of cigarettes maybe like
four times in my life. Yeah, I think it's the most.
By the way, Scary you mentioned last night, we all
went out to an event where Elvis was honored. Musicians
on call and there was just for the morning show.
There were three or four places we could sit real quick,
and some of us were at a table, beautiful table

(15:38):
right by the stage, and some of us were on
a couch, and so Greg got the really nice table. Yeah,
we were at a really nice table, but Greg t
was on the couch. That's just the way it worked out.
Scary spent the home night looking over going couch looks
look comfortable, like Romo, like he felt so bad. So
this morning goes good on the couch. The fifteen minute

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