November 30, 2021 • 11 mins
Will Brody be able to fix his microphone and what makes people love ASMR??
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
First show. Here we go the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
There's Froggy, and there's Scotty B. And there's Gandhi and
her Christmas tree. There's Danielle and Scary and NaN's eating something.
(00:24):
What are you eating, Nate? I'm eating breakfast. Scotty B
and I split a breakfast this morning, even though I
didn't want to because I'm getting fat. Oh my god,
the two of you sund like idiots, a couple of idiots.
I realized that Scotty is no good to have around
because he's a food pusher. Like, well, you're eating it,
I know, but I have zero zero willpower. Good also
(00:46):
cook milk. Okay, I'm introducing everyone. Let's not forget Dave
Brody in the in the den and there's a Garrett. God,
did you guys have problems with Brody's microphone yesterday? On
the Well, how can we can't fix that? I don't know,
don't know. There he goes, Yeah, Brodie, when you when
(01:08):
you talk close to it, it's actually not that bad. Yeah,
but that's different than it was before we took a break.
So something's wrong with the Mike mm hmm. I'm not
gonna buy them a mic. Get real close to it
when you when you quit Elvis, you're gonna go to
Brodie's house and grab that microphone. Don't you hate when
(01:32):
you do what I just did? For some reason, I
pushed the mike button on my iPhone. It recorded like
the last fifteen minutes of us talking. When you're talking
about someone and then you look down and your phone's
just taking it all and you're you're like, you're careful
not to push the sin, but like, oh god, please, no, no,
we're okay, now, we're good. Way back to Brodie's mic.
(01:52):
We we work in a world of Mike's. This business
has been using microphones since well the early nineteen hundreds.
Surely we can find someone who can fix the mic.
Just say it, alright, something, Stop feeding your fucking pie
(02:14):
hole for just a minute and warm it's warm. I
gotta eat while it's warm. What do you have? What
do you describe your breakfast? It's the farmer's breakfast. It's
it's got to be described it because you do such
a good job. Eggs are crazy. I don't know what
they do to them. You animals swallow your food before
you start talking. So they so they add milk to
them to make them nice and creamy and fluffy. Expensive breakfast,
(02:37):
isn't it? Yes? It is? But sometimes sometimes the secret
is you ready for this mayonnaise in the absolutely you're
doubling down on eggs, Danielle, I'm never ordering that breakfast again.
And I'm not saying that. They said sometimes yes, and
sometimes sometimes people add mayonnaise to to listen, my grandma
(03:00):
used to throw heavy cream in there and they used
to be the best. But look at Scotty got so good.
But if you talking about how they were going to
divide the meal, and it was like, no, only give
me a third. I'm so fat, And Scotty was like, no,
I'm fat. A couple of supermodels acting like the ridiculous
(03:23):
and we're no good for one another because we we
you know, he sends me pictures of Christmas cookie milk
that he gets at stew Leonards. Is that stew Leonards
Christmas cook milk? And I think I fantasized about it
all Sunday night. Yeah, he's not that either of you
deserve this, but neither of you are fat. Yeah, you're
talking about ironically over Thanksgiving break, I lost four pounds.
(03:46):
Not good for you, I don't know. And now I'm
back and I'm probably putting them on today. So look,
you know we're going ahead with this fifteen minute when
show podcast, but we do have an elephant in the
room here. What's that in his broken microphone? It's still
not better. It's a little a little bad. It's actually
a little better, but I don't know. I want you
(04:08):
to participate in the conversations, and sometimes than you, sometimes
you switch to a different microphone tomorrow and see if
it's the microphone of the feed what what m I
will switch to a different microphone and see if it's
the microphone. That sounds fun when you're that close to it,
like you're gonna you know, like you're I'm not going
to do the podcast like this, Froggy, that sounds better. Look,
(04:32):
I didn't shave for November. Okay, Well, I don't know
what the microble is. I'll figure it out. Okay. I
would like it if you just yelled everything. That would
be a fun podcast. If anyone hates the way I
yelled at you more than anybody. So I'm not that gun.
He's almost giving off of like an a SMR vibe.
As he's talking, I'm now going to nickers. Oh how
(04:57):
was your breakfast, Scotty B. It was delicious. You do
chicken saw It's like I've never seen before. It's incredible.
Back to a s m R for a second. What
is the appeal of people watching mean millions and millions
of views on YouTube? People sitting there watching people eating.
It's the same the same reason why people like to
(05:17):
look at feet. You know, you can't really describe it,
but to reach their own we know, we get this
phenomenon actually started in Asia, if I'm not mistaken, where
people would sit down at a table with mountains of
food and just sit there and eat, and people around
the world will just watch like we were just doing
with Scotty B and Nate. Oh yeah, I've seen those videos.
(05:39):
It's disgusting. Gott to be and Andrew the Serial Killers
did their own a s m R for for their
podcast Every the other Day. It was brief, but people
liked it. I don't know why we were eating crackers.
It's a weird fetish thing on my six hundred pound life.
The woman couldn't even like get out of her bed
because she was well over six hundred pounds, So they
asked her what her income was, and she basically had
(06:02):
something that was like an only fans page, but people
would just pay her to eat different things. It's a
very weird for that show because I'm getting close. Shut
up you yeah you are? You are six hundred pound Scotty.
There you go? Do you guys remember that wooly fetish
(06:24):
um website that I had found where people were like
into wool sweaters and they pulled them over their heads
and stuff and they were like got off on wooly
sweaters for everyone should keep this. You look at I like,
I like you with scrusted. I think it's a good look.
But what is Lady Gaga's mom on the online or
(06:50):
what's going on? Here's the boat on that because we
never released that video. We had the audio, don't we Yeah,
but the video was great, it was did release it.
He was talking about something very serious. She was talking
about something very very serious about mental health. And then
Scotty be just my My Mike is never on during
(07:11):
these interviews. That's why I thought nothing of burping. You
have the sound scaring. Yes, I'm googling Cynthia and our computer,
the hourglass of Cynthia. Here it is the whole interview,
the whole thing. Never mind, just trust us. He belched
in the middle of a serious conversation. I think it's
(07:32):
about suicide or something like that. She was talking about
the person behind this foundation and how they had more
than one occasion attempted to kill themselves, attempted to commit suicide. Yes,
and then I'm like, I'll get it. But the video
is hilarious because all of the audio is routed through
(07:53):
scarious computers. Immediately goes. It cuts from Cynthia to Scary's
face after this this incredibly raucous burp. Yeah, all right,
we are we done? Thank god. Alright, this is the ramp.
(08:15):
It's called Scotty burps during interview, here we go, Here
we go, Here we go. And I'm so uh in
awe of her bravery and resilience. She's sharing her experiences
like a very creative hold on someone. What the heck
was alway? Shut up, Garrett and people still connected? No,
(08:40):
I mean that sounded like Scotty be Okay, you were,
you were going down a very very very important lane
there and someone microphone. I'm sorry, Cynthia Scotty to turn
his microphone off. I did it for him, and then
you're like, oh my god, play it again. I'm gonna
(09:01):
hear again, just to the burnt part, and I'm so
uh in awe of her bravery and resilience. She's sharing
her experiences. I like Scottie even waited for her to
like pause, and then he shared his experience. Because if
(09:21):
you listen, you're like, no, that sounds like Scottie, Yeah
you identified, yeah, embarrassed. What is so funny to me
is I would love to record what goes on in
there during the entire show, because I guarantee you're making
all sorts of bodily function noises during the entire show. Yeah,
well that that the mic is never on, so I
wouldn't think twice. There are many times we hear you burping. Yeah,
(09:44):
I apologize. I also I don't know what they were
doing in there today, but Nate came like busting through
the door and I was like, don't go in there.
Was it the candle of the t when Andrew poured
something on my face? Yeah, I don't know what that's
what was that stuff? It's got a box of it.
It was I don't know. I can't read Korean, so
I don't look like to you it's Korean red. Okay,
(10:08):
what does that do? Mix your belch? Don't put a
little lead in your pencil. It smells. It's very pungent.
It's how I imagine sex panther would smell. So you
apparently take this for health reasons. You take it once
a day, uh, and you mix it with warmer cold
water to serve as a tea, and then you add
honey for taste. Does it open your sinuses and everything?
(10:31):
I don't know what any of these things are, but
it does these things. An start taking those right now?
It sounds good? Okay, ye are we done? I think so?
We went long yesterday? Right, we went really long. We
actually did the actual fifteen minutes yesterday. Right, Yeah, paused it.
(10:56):
I was timing, but I paused. Well, I hope you
guys have a beautiful day enjoying. Okay, you love that microphone, Brody,
Thank you, Elvis, and I guess we'll go bye bye bye.
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
First show. Here we go the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
There's Froggy, and there's Scotty B. And there's Gandhi and
her Christmas tree. There's Danielle and Scary and NaN's eating something.
(00:24):
What are you eating, Nate? I'm eating breakfast. Scotty B
and I split a breakfast this morning, even though I
didn't want to because I'm getting fat. Oh my god,
the two of you sund like idiots, a couple of idiots.
I realized that Scotty is no good to have around
because he's a food pusher. Like, well, you're eating it,
I know, but I have zero zero willpower. Good also
(00:46):
cook milk. Okay, I'm introducing everyone. Let's not forget Dave
Brody in the in the den and there's a Garrett. God,
did you guys have problems with Brody's microphone yesterday? On
the Well, how can we can't fix that? I don't know,
don't know. There he goes, Yeah, Brodie, when you when
(01:08):
you talk close to it, it's actually not that bad. Yeah,
but that's different than it was before we took a break.
So something's wrong with the Mike mm hmm. I'm not
gonna buy them a mic. Get real close to it
when you when you quit Elvis, you're gonna go to
Brodie's house and grab that microphone. Don't you hate when
(01:32):
you do what I just did? For some reason, I
pushed the mike button on my iPhone. It recorded like
the last fifteen minutes of us talking. When you're talking
about someone and then you look down and your phone's
just taking it all and you're you're like, you're careful
not to push the sin, but like, oh god, please, no, no,
we're okay, now, we're good. Way back to Brodie's mic.
(01:52):
We we work in a world of Mike's. This business
has been using microphones since well the early nineteen hundreds.
Surely we can find someone who can fix the mic.
Just say it, alright, something, Stop feeding your fucking pie
(02:14):
hole for just a minute and warm it's warm. I
gotta eat while it's warm. What do you have? What
do you describe your breakfast? It's the farmer's breakfast. It's
it's got to be described it because you do such
a good job. Eggs are crazy. I don't know what
they do to them. You animals swallow your food before
you start talking. So they so they add milk to
them to make them nice and creamy and fluffy. Expensive breakfast,
(02:37):
isn't it? Yes? It is? But sometimes sometimes the secret
is you ready for this mayonnaise in the absolutely you're
doubling down on eggs, Danielle, I'm never ordering that breakfast again.
And I'm not saying that. They said sometimes yes, and
sometimes sometimes people add mayonnaise to to listen, my grandma
(03:00):
used to throw heavy cream in there and they used
to be the best. But look at Scotty got so good.
But if you talking about how they were going to
divide the meal, and it was like, no, only give
me a third. I'm so fat, And Scotty was like, no,
I'm fat. A couple of supermodels acting like the ridiculous
(03:23):
and we're no good for one another because we we
you know, he sends me pictures of Christmas cookie milk
that he gets at stew Leonards. Is that stew Leonards
Christmas cook milk? And I think I fantasized about it
all Sunday night. Yeah, he's not that either of you
deserve this, but neither of you are fat. Yeah, you're
talking about ironically over Thanksgiving break, I lost four pounds.
(03:46):
Not good for you, I don't know. And now I'm
back and I'm probably putting them on today. So look,
you know we're going ahead with this fifteen minute when
show podcast, but we do have an elephant in the
room here. What's that in his broken microphone? It's still
not better. It's a little a little bad. It's actually
a little better, but I don't know. I want you
(04:08):
to participate in the conversations, and sometimes than you, sometimes
you switch to a different microphone tomorrow and see if
it's the microphone of the feed what what m I
will switch to a different microphone and see if it's
the microphone. That sounds fun when you're that close to it,
like you're gonna you know, like you're I'm not going
to do the podcast like this, Froggy, that sounds better. Look,
(04:32):
I didn't shave for November. Okay, Well, I don't know
what the microble is. I'll figure it out. Okay. I
would like it if you just yelled everything. That would
be a fun podcast. If anyone hates the way I
yelled at you more than anybody. So I'm not that gun.
He's almost giving off of like an a SMR vibe.
As he's talking, I'm now going to nickers. Oh how
(04:57):
was your breakfast, Scotty B. It was delicious. You do
chicken saw It's like I've never seen before. It's incredible.
Back to a s m R for a second. What
is the appeal of people watching mean millions and millions
of views on YouTube? People sitting there watching people eating.
It's the same the same reason why people like to
(05:17):
look at feet. You know, you can't really describe it,
but to reach their own we know, we get this
phenomenon actually started in Asia, if I'm not mistaken, where
people would sit down at a table with mountains of
food and just sit there and eat, and people around
the world will just watch like we were just doing
with Scotty B and Nate. Oh yeah, I've seen those videos.
(05:39):
It's disgusting. Gott to be and Andrew the Serial Killers
did their own a s m R for for their
podcast Every the other Day. It was brief, but people
liked it. I don't know why we were eating crackers.
It's a weird fetish thing on my six hundred pound life.
The woman couldn't even like get out of her bed
because she was well over six hundred pounds, So they
asked her what her income was, and she basically had
(06:02):
something that was like an only fans page, but people
would just pay her to eat different things. It's a
very weird for that show because I'm getting close. Shut
up you yeah you are? You are six hundred pound Scotty.
There you go? Do you guys remember that wooly fetish
(06:24):
um website that I had found where people were like
into wool sweaters and they pulled them over their heads
and stuff and they were like got off on wooly
sweaters for everyone should keep this. You look at I like,
I like you with scrusted. I think it's a good look.
But what is Lady Gaga's mom on the online or
(06:50):
what's going on? Here's the boat on that because we
never released that video. We had the audio, don't we Yeah,
but the video was great, it was did release it.
He was talking about something very serious. She was talking
about something very very serious about mental health. And then
Scotty be just my My Mike is never on during
(07:11):
these interviews. That's why I thought nothing of burping. You
have the sound scaring. Yes, I'm googling Cynthia and our computer,
the hourglass of Cynthia. Here it is the whole interview,
the whole thing. Never mind, just trust us. He belched
in the middle of a serious conversation. I think it's
(07:32):
about suicide or something like that. She was talking about
the person behind this foundation and how they had more
than one occasion attempted to kill themselves, attempted to commit suicide. Yes,
and then I'm like, I'll get it. But the video
is hilarious because all of the audio is routed through
(07:53):
scarious computers. Immediately goes. It cuts from Cynthia to Scary's
face after this this incredibly raucous burp. Yeah, all right,
we are we done? Thank god. Alright, this is the ramp.
(08:15):
It's called Scotty burps during interview, here we go, Here
we go, Here we go. And I'm so uh in
awe of her bravery and resilience. She's sharing her experiences
like a very creative hold on someone. What the heck
was alway? Shut up, Garrett and people still connected? No,
(08:40):
I mean that sounded like Scotty be Okay, you were,
you were going down a very very very important lane
there and someone microphone. I'm sorry, Cynthia Scotty to turn
his microphone off. I did it for him, and then
you're like, oh my god, play it again. I'm gonna
(09:01):
hear again, just to the burnt part, and I'm so
uh in awe of her bravery and resilience. She's sharing
her experiences. I like Scottie even waited for her to
like pause, and then he shared his experience. Because if
(09:21):
you listen, you're like, no, that sounds like Scottie, Yeah
you identified, yeah, embarrassed. What is so funny to me
is I would love to record what goes on in
there during the entire show, because I guarantee you're making
all sorts of bodily function noises during the entire show. Yeah,
well that that the mic is never on, so I
wouldn't think twice. There are many times we hear you burping. Yeah,
(09:44):
I apologize. I also I don't know what they were
doing in there today, but Nate came like busting through
the door and I was like, don't go in there.
Was it the candle of the t when Andrew poured
something on my face? Yeah, I don't know what that's
what was that stuff? It's got a box of it.
It was I don't know. I can't read Korean, so
I don't look like to you it's Korean red. Okay,
(10:08):
what does that do? Mix your belch? Don't put a
little lead in your pencil. It smells. It's very pungent.
It's how I imagine sex panther would smell. So you
apparently take this for health reasons. You take it once
a day, uh, and you mix it with warmer cold
water to serve as a tea, and then you add
honey for taste. Does it open your sinuses and everything?
(10:31):
I don't know what any of these things are, but
it does these things. An start taking those right now?
It sounds good? Okay, ye are we done? I think so?
We went long yesterday? Right, we went really long. We
actually did the actual fifteen minutes yesterday. Right, Yeah, paused it.
(10:56):
I was timing, but I paused. Well, I hope you
guys have a beautiful day enjoying. Okay, you love that microphone, Brody,
Thank you, Elvis, and I guess we'll go bye bye bye.
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