The Day Brody Broke The Law

The show talked to our former intern Leslie who was just diagnosed with Covid-19, Nate takes Brody to Judge Crotch Court about blowing a stop sign and We played some St. Patrick's trivia with our most IRISH listener!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Every day. It's the Martin Show. Hi. Hi. He begins
with the story of Saint Patrick. Alcohol is always involved.

(00:21):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with black bush Irish whiskey.
She's reading for cocktails. Why days your problems with republic intoxication? Okay,
stop it, day danel Please, we've got guests. Happy Saint
Patrick's Day from Elvis to rand in the Morning Show. Hey,
let's not forget it's the day of the Green. Yeah,

(00:42):
Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Hey it's also National corn, Beef
and Cabbage Day. Who would have thought? Oh? Yeah, So anyway,
everyone's a little Irish today. There's no one in this
room that's actually Irish. I think I'm the closest thing. Yeah,
I'm Scottish. I think that the furthest the furthest one. Daniel,
what are you Italian? And a marriage starts with an eye? Yeah.

(01:04):
This morning on the news, guy goes, this is the
time where I would normally tell you about the parade,
but it's not on. There is no I got some
good news. We are the parade. Yeah all right, all right,
So if you're not wearing green today, you should be pinched.
You know how that works? Right, I'm wearing all black. Anyway, Well,
welcome to Saint Patrick's Day. I'm a star. That's also

(02:41):
the corn beef is something I want to eat once
a year. It's like I only eat ham at Christmas.
I admit something. What I don't think I've ever had it?
Oh it's good. Never it's fretty salty, is it? Yeah? Anyway, Well,
welcome to the day. We'll wait hold on, Froggy. Are
you a little Irish? And you don't you? Oh? Yeah,

(03:02):
a little bit? Yeah? Yeah, all right, I do you got? Okay?
Maybe Froggy's our official irishman. Yeah, we got we got one.
That's all we need is one. Yeah, pretty much. Well,
let's get on in here and have a show. Let's
go talk to Jess on Line nine, our first caller
of the day. Hi Jess, welcome to the show. Good morning.

(03:22):
How are you guys? We're doing okay, happy Saint Patrick's Day?
Are you Irish? I am not Irish? What are you? Um? Well,
I have a little bit of polition me, but that's
about it? All right? Well how can that be it? Well,
I don't know, just a little bit and then you're
anything too good. We just haven't quite identified without the

(03:45):
other stuff is well, look, Jess is a teacher. You
know what hats off to teachers, especially right now. It's
a whole new world. Yeah, well we love you now.
So how is your your world a little upside down
being a teacher these days? Well, we have to go
in the next few days to learn how to do
this remote learning, which is going to be new to everybody,

(04:07):
the kids included. But we're going into school for three
days to learn how to hopefully figure you know, how
to teach online. The fifth grader. I have no idea.
You know, you know, something tells me you're gonna have
a good time. Whenever we have an opportunity to learn
something new, to learn how to drive, to work a
different way, or get to wherever you need to go
a different way, you're gonna be great. I don't agree.

(04:28):
I was like listening in on my son's like online
classes yesterday and I was peaking in. The kids were
having a blast with the teacher. They were having so
much fun in this classroom. They really want it was
pretty cool. Sometimes you gotta stir it up. Well, Jess,
to you and to you and all the teachers who
are making the sacrifice to make sure the learning continues.

(04:48):
We do appreciate it very much. You are the first
caller of the day and Elvis Durin morning show short
is all the way. Okay, can you guys ruin it
for me? Yeah, we'll ruin it. We have nothing else
to do. Ain't positive everything, appreciate it. As long as
we know you're listening, will stay positive and we have
nothing else to do it during the course of our day,
we just sit around the ruin ruined T shirts. Yeah, all,

(05:10):
I just hold on there you go. Yeah, you know
what a lot of parents are like. Okay, the kids
are home. I don't know what to do home learning though.
Have you ever thought about being your child's teacher. Yeah,
I've thought that that could never happen ever in my life.
I don't know enough to teach anyone anything. A lot
of things, not just not just regular work. There's a

(05:31):
lot of things you could teach them. I wouldn't send
my kids. I would send me to the principal's office. Yeah,
where would that be? And I'd give myself spanking. Okay,
I would bring back spanking the things you do when
you're buying yourself right. Well, anyway, let's go around the room, Danielle,
what's on your mind to So last night we finished
Lock and Key and we're not getting a new season
until twenty Oh my gosh, it's so good, especially the ending.

(05:53):
But I go to the hamper to put something in
my hamper and I never jumped so high because my
cat was in them. But I didn't know. He's scared
the crap out of me. They actually put it on
my Insta story after the fact, Oh my gosh. And
then I had a crack up laughing. I needed it was.
It was a little bit of a break in craziness

(06:15):
going on. Oh my gosh, stupid cat scared the crap
out of me. So you really kidding? I'm gonna leave
a mark by your name here, h scary. What's up
with you today? Well, Um, if you're trying to get
some take out because a lot of restaurants are closed, um,

(06:35):
they say try and order directly from the restaurant because
if you order directly from the restaurant, they get to
keep all the profits. When you use a third party app,
they take almost thirty percent. So keep be mindful and
if there's a restaurant that you could call the old
school away call him up or order from their personal website.
Do it. It's very good advice, and this bears this
is worth repeating. I would spread this all over the internet. Okay,

(06:57):
there you go. Thanks, thanks for making the the only
thing you're spreading. Gandhi, what's up with you? Okay? So
I had a friend who was supposed to be going
to Thailand this morning at two forty five, and I
kept saying, are you sure you're going? He said yeah.
He brought me his Nintendo switch and his computer. So
I was super excited for quarantine, Like, yeah, I got
a Nintendo switch. Well, guess who's not allowed to go

(07:19):
to Thailand right now, him and a lot of other people.
So he's coming to take his Nintendo switch back. And
I'm so mad, I know, telling me you're quarantine. I
was like, your lack of planning is not my emergency.
I'm keeping this thing. Do you want me to order
you a Nintendo switch? No, it's okay. I'm just gonna
not give his back. Okay, I have one right here. Froggy,

(07:40):
how are you doing today? Are you gonna tell your
story about Lisa coming up? Because it's my favorite story
of the day. Yes, I would you want me to
tell it now? No, the words coming up later. I
will tell my story about Lisa. Yeah, let's wait, let's
wait for her to be away, because I wanted to
be a part of it. I think it's the sweetest thing.
Just when he thought you'd lost faith in Froggy where

(08:00):
that was so long ago? Yeah, that was so long ago.
Now you like him? I didn't say I agreed yet
while you well, okay, let's move on. Let's get into
your horscopes. Producer Sam is on quarantine. We're gonna hear
from her in a few minutes, though, Susan Colin. But
who's doing horscopes? Oh? Danielle and I can do them? Oh?
Do you have them? All? Right? Here we go here,
let's see Rob Lowe's birthday, Rob Kardashian's birthday. All right, Capricorn,

(08:24):
your heart's bouncing back and forth, pushing you in different
but exciting directions. Trust your gut. Your date is an
eight Aquarius. A project that you have been putting off
needs your attention, So stop putting it off and get
to work. Your day is and nine. Hey, Pisces, do
not doubt strength in numbers. Feel free to start delegating
small tasks to the people around you. You're gonna be
pleased by the results. Your day isn't he harries. A

(08:44):
smile goes a long way. Your vibrant personality is exactly
what is needed today. Your day is a ten hey Tauris.
Do not waste your valuable time and energy on events
that may fluctuate. Be decisive, be confident with your choice.
Your day is a nine gem and I enjoy your
good mood and adopt a me first attitude. You deserve it.
Your day is an eight Cancer. You may be trying
to progress on a personal or career opportunity, but certain

(09:06):
challenges may be hindering your progress. Plan things carefully. Your
day is a seven Leo. More and more people are
beginning to lean on you in this time of need.
Make it. Make it a point to keep your feet
planted and remember to look out for yourself. Your day
is an eight heay Virgo. It's time to get up
and get moving. Any form of physical activity will stimulate
your mind. Your date is a not Libra. Keep your

(09:27):
cool and do not become overwhelmed by the people around you.
Your day is a seven Gorpio cancel all the noise
in your life and look forward to new opportunity. Your
day isn't eight, Sagittarius. Spend some time alone, find your
inner piece, and do something for you. Your day is
an eight. And those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes. All right,
just to let you know, we have totally reconfigured how
we sit in our control room. I believe that Danielle

(09:50):
and I are at least six feet apart from each other.
I think, yeah, yeah. And are you in Gandi six
feet apart from you? I don't think so. I think
we're they're at four. Oh, I don't know. We gotta
fix that. Uh no, Scary is maybe three feet from me.
I don't think there's enough room in here to be
six feet from each other. Oh no, we'll make it.

(10:11):
We had to put some people in not the room.
I think we put everybody's name in a bucket, and
then we picked people's names out, and those people have
to go in another room. I don't know. I like
your style. And there's a Brody. Brody is kind of
close to Scary. I don't know, but there's a nice
distance between Brody and Gandhi. I like that. Yeah, yeah,
that that was what's the feet, That's what started this

(10:31):
whole thing. Yeah, Gandhi called in in. Uh, she's in confidence.
She said, Hey, I need to get away from Brody. Yeah.
I sent a private email to everyone but Brody. And
there's Nate. He doesn't know where to go. I'll go home. No,
you're not. If you want to go home, go home now,

(10:52):
we'll wait here. You go home, won't wait here. Froggy's
like fifteen hundred miles away from us, in a room
by myself, in a room by himself. Froggy did her
with that. Say, we've got lots to get to today.
Let's get into the three things you need to know
from Gandhi. There is so much going on. Today is
another primary day in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination,
and voters are still scheduled to go to polls in Florida, Illinois,

(11:14):
and Arizona, but Ohio not happening. They say that election
day will now be held June second, and needless to say,
that's callus seeing all kinds of controversy over there. Researchers
say that people who don't know they have the coronavirus
are likely the ones spreading most of the infection. Based
on some data from China, where the outbreaks started, it
looks like nearly eighty percent of confirmed cases were transmitted

(11:35):
by people who were not diagnosed because they had only mild, limited,
or no symptoms. So again, that is why we are
saying social distancing is so important right now. And finally,
the NFL Draft still set to go on as scheduled
next month, but there are going to be some changes.
It's going to take place April twenty third through the
twenty fifth, but all public events associated with it in
Vegas have been canceled. And those are your three things,

(11:56):
all right, you guys? Ready for your Tuesday? Yeah, a
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(12:18):
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Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah, Saint Patrick's day. Yes,
I know, I'm gonna do a little jig during my quarantine.

(12:39):
Please do and make sure you TikTok it or it
doesn't count. Uncle Johny's already come up with his quarantine ees,
so he has cocktails going. Hey, So I gotta say.
One temporary casualty we have on the Morning Show is
producer Sam Sam. We miss you, Hi, Sam. Hi. Guys. Now,
Sam has not a positive test. She has not test

(13:00):
positive for anything, but what she did do she flew
out of town and flew back, and so corporate policies
she has to be quarantined for how long? Two weeks?
It's like two weeks. Yeah, Yeah, it's weird. It feels
so weird to be a week and in my house
right now. Well, then either go back to sleep or
you know, go outside. You're stan stand at your front door. Yeah, anyway,

(13:23):
so you are forced to stay home with your hot boyfriend.
There's that. It's kind of been nice that one part.
We can't get into that. Okay, Well, so I'm thinking,
you know, Sam, there's a lot of people out there
going through exactly what you're going through right now, they
are quarantine. They cannot leave the house or at least
they can't go to work, right And so, how is

(13:45):
your first day? I mean, what can your report back
to us? So once you actually just put it into perspective,
I think it's not bad at all. Once I'm like, oh,
I'm safe and I'm keeping other people safe, I start
to feel like really good about it, and it's not terrible.
Yesterday I learned how to play Nintendo Switch updates. I'm awful.

(14:06):
But today we're going to do some of the coloring
books that I love to do that William doesn't understand.
So we're taking turns. Lockin. Explain to your hot boyfriend
the concept of coloring books. Yeah, day one, he doesn't
get it. He's like, I'm more frustrated now because I
can't get it in the line. Wow, well, you know
your your life is not much different than ours. I mean,

(14:28):
once we're done here, I've four four hours, we immediately
go home. So I mean, and we're gonna be doing
what you're doing. I'm not going out if I can't know.
That's definitely the smart thing to do. Emergency run to
the store. I drove by the store yesterday and I
saw how many people are in the parking lot and
I kept driving. They still doing Oh my gosh, I
couldn't believe how many people. Maybe all the food they
already bought. It was nuts, stomach crazy. Anyway, we we

(14:50):
love being able to talk to you, Sam, And if
ever you need to reach out to talk to us,
we're here. Did you have anything you want to make
us feel good with today? Sure? I got a quick
little feel good if you want. Okay, Oh, I'm in
all right, all right. So there's a Connecticut man. His
name is Bob Sherland, and he could not visit his
wife at a nursing home on their anniversary because of
this outbreak, so he just decided to stand outside of

(15:13):
her window holding up a bunch of balloons and a
sign that said I've loved you sixty seven years and
still do. Happy anniversary. She blew him a kiss from
the window. It's just old people being precious and safe. Well,
hopefully the countdown is on until they see each other again,

(15:34):
you know, yeah in person? Yeah, so okay, so there
you go. I don't know, they didn't make me feel
too good. I'm sorry. Maybe I need to drink okay, please,
they're figuring arrantine. Sounded great. We're all figuring it out.
That's exactly what it is. Exactly. Look, if you have

(15:55):
something going on in your world that you see that
could be worthy of semantic reporting back to us on
something to make us feel good, we need him. So
how did they get in touch with you? Yes, they
can email me Sam at elvistrand dot com, subject mine
feel good. All right, we love you, Sam. We'll talk
to you a little bit. Okay, I love you. Guys.
Go to your coloring books. My boyfriend, your hot boyfriend. Yeah,

(16:17):
I'm quarantine with my hot boyfriend. Sorry, awful. Okay, So
did you guys do yesterday? It was really I considered
yesterday sort of day one in a whole new way
of living and thinking. Yep, I did, Okay. I actually
I caught up on a couple of shows that we
were catching up on. I worked out, I did a

(16:37):
lot of stuff with the kids, just in the house,
did some laundry. I cooked, wasn't I made fresh ravioli?
I mean I did. I bought the fresh rabili, but
I cooked it. Yeah, So I mean it was okay,
I mean it it was. It wasn't too bad. I
wasn't going stir crazy. I didn't feel stir crazy, right,
it was okay, what about you? What did you do yesterday? Same?
I'm still working on all my our projects, so I'm
actually loving not having the opportunity to go out, and

(16:59):
I don't feel bad about missing out on anything. I
just get to do meat and do all the things
I want to do. So far, so good. Well, I
have to go home after the show to clean the
apartment because I messed it up. Oh, because I made
my piea last night. Yeah, it looks like we had
a tomato fight and it's all over the wall everywhere.
That sounds excited, so on sanitary. So I'm gonna go
home and boil the apartment today. That's it, you know,

(17:21):
I'm ready. I'm ready to honker down. I think we
actually found ourselves very mellow yesterday, just kind of not
not sad mellow. Yeah, just okay, We're this is it?
You know, we're good? Whatever? It was day one? Yeah, right,
I don't know what's up. Scary. I made a list
of all the things that I need to get done,
and then I did none of them and fell asleep.

(17:42):
The entire day. All right, that's that's okay, time to sleep. Yeah,
what about you, Frog? How was your day? Yesterday? You
went for a walk? I called him and he was
on a walk. I did so. I worked out on
the peloton bike and I'm like, you know what, I'm
gonna do some more. I went on a two and
a half mile walk, went back home, got some stuff done.
I was bored at night. I got back on the
peloton again last night. I figured, instead of gaining weight,
I'm gonna use this time to stay in shape. Don't

(18:04):
overdo it either that you can't overdo the working out. Okay,
thanks mom my Mom? Probably the same thing last night.
What is this new thing people are doing where you
have to you work out forty five minutes twice a day.
I'm gonna get into it in a minute. It's like
this intense, intense program you go through. Oh wouldn't that
be great if we do all emerge from this just

(18:24):
completely shredded. Yeah, I know that's not gonna happen. Yeah.
The dinner I've made less night, Yeah, no, we are.
We are eating lots of cheeses. Shredded was cheese. The
last night was oily oily rice and I'm making hamburgers.
Snile in my head. I'm a like, oh, I've got
those fries. I've learned. I'm coming over. I can't. I

(18:45):
opened my cabinets. I'm like, oh, snacks and snacks and snacks.
A lot of people in my building. Uh, they all
have computers with them as they go up in the
elevators because their businesses are asked them to asking them
to set up at home. Yeah, so our whole whole
buildings all be filled with people work working. Yeah, not me.
I get my work done here, but ten o'clock, goodbye,
work done? Used to go skipping through the conference area.

(19:08):
How's your work day? I know I'm done with mine
done this morning at ten. Anyway, So, uh, we have
spread each other out in the room. I don't feel
I don't feel so disconnected. No, we are good. I
think he looks a little lonely over there. It's really far.
I gotta be honest. Brodie always looks lonely over he's
on an island. Hey, straight, Nate, I like our new configuration.

(19:31):
I'm okay with this. I'm okay with it too. I
feel like everybody's setting a good example. Yes, you know,
I think we feel safer even though I'm like three
feet from Gondi right now, she's not feeling safe. Well,
you know, uh, engineer Jeff brought that emergency board over
to my house yesterday. We have these kits, we can
we can actually take these little miniature studios home to

(19:52):
our houses. So if God forbid, we have to use
it to do a show with, yeah, we can do it.
So Daniel has one, Gondi, he has one. I have one,
and so God, he said, you should do a test run.
We should try to do a show where each of
us test it one day. Yeah, did he set it
up at your house? I might need that. Yeah, I
set it up, but it just nothing was plugged into
the right hole. I looked at the directions and I'm like,

(20:17):
this thing in the box doesn't look like the thing
on this paper. It wasn't. Jeff came over and I
paid him with a bottle of wine. Nice Jeff, that wine.
So maybe it'll give us something to do. Okay, not
that board. We'll have to do these test runs. Maybe
I'll do mine Friday. First thing I Jeff said to
me when I walked in, He said, you didn't test
your board, said hey, get out of my life. How

(20:38):
do you know that? He said, Well, if you would
have tested, I would have known him. Yet here, Yeah,
get coffee. I rolled mine into the front of the
house and it's still sitting there. I don't need I'm like,
I looked at it. I'm like, you know, I'm you
and I. We don't know how to work with each other.
I was running my home. It's a huge boxes. I
heart radio on it, and mine had Elvis so we'll

(21:01):
get down the streets of New York City. You're like, oh,
are you Elvis rand I'm like, oh god, uh Like,
what's in the box? It's it's our studio. We're you
taking it? Then? I to like tell the story, right, yeah,
well this is just in case I have to broadcast
from my house. This is the studio in that little box.
I mean, yeah, so Danielle and Gondi are in there. Yeah,
we can fit Gandhian all. I gotta tell we're gonna

(21:22):
take a break. Danielle has your first report of the
day coming up. What do you have? I can't even
I got so much stuff, it's crazy. A lot of
celebrities are doing really cool things online to keep us entertaining.
I like that. I know that. Uh yeah, we'll get
into that in a minute. Say hang on, we'll be
back after this. St. Patrick's Day from Elvis in the
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(22:50):
Saint Patrick's Day from Elvis to Rand in the Morning show,
Why thank you coaster Boy Josh. I think he's Irish. No,
he's not anyway, Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Alexis is online
twenty one. Hi Alexis, how are you? What's going on? Hello?
Oh my god? I got a Bluetooth speaker for my
shower and I usually listen to you on my drive

(23:12):
to work, but now I can listen to you much earlier.
And the reason is because I'm up early. Because my
company makes the raw materials to go into hand sanitizers.
Oh cool, wow, wow, the raw materials. I mean without
the raw materials, we wouldn't have our hand sanitizing. Yeah, right,
So it's all the stuff you see on the back
of the bottles and stuff like that. So yeah, I

(23:32):
have to be up in early because it's unbelievably busy
and crazy and it's actually exciting though, just to help
people to get you know, the chemicals, do them to
make the hand sanitizers that we need. You think of
all the people like you who are on the front line.
Actually you're doing stuff that's helping people. And I will
be honest. Sometimes you go to work every day, it's

(23:55):
like you clock in your clock out it turned and
every day it turns into a week, turns into a month,
and you're like, okay, I did it again today. What
am I accomplishing in life? But now your job has
new meaning, doesn't it. I mean, now it's a whole
different world for you. Yeah. I mean we were always
making cosmetics, but this is so much different. Like you know,
I get everybody loves shampoos and lotions, but this is
so much more important to you know, help the people

(24:16):
because it really does help during this crazy time. Now
tell you what alexis I mean we could go it
would take us hours to go down the lists of
people who are doing something with purpose helping us all
out right now? Yeah, I mean there's no way to
say thank you to one person without fifty other people
saying what about us? Because we're doing it too, and
they deserve praises as well. I know, it's crazy. I
love you guys. A lot of it is the people

(24:38):
that never got praised before, Like it's those jobs that
we just we're like, you never think about those jobs,
but now you're thinking about those jobs and you're like, wow,
that prison really deserves it. Well, we love you too, Alexis.
Thank you for listening to us, and you keep making
those raw materials that go into our hand sanitizers. Yeah,
all right, thank Yeah, you're doing great things. Be proud
of yourself. Thanks for listening. Shout out to our company

(24:58):
proto means for that pot of mein than our hand
to be dirty. Thank you. I have a great day.
There you go. It's true. Yeah, there are so many people.
I mean again, we talked about it yesterday, but medical
professionals too. I can't even imagine what it's like for
them right now. So shout out to them. Yeah. But
you know, going back to what we were saying earlier
about how you know, you never really thought about how

(25:22):
you are actually contributing to the world and your neighbors
and your your community, and and you're helping the leaders
make better decisions because you're keeping them organized. And because
what one little thing you do, one little thing we do,
changes a lot of people's day. It's kind of wild.
It is good for us. Yeahs out, yes, shout out

(25:44):
to us for us. No, but you know, I was
walking to work today and I thought i'd just walk in,
and I was noticing, even at this early hour in
the streets were very empty, more empty than usual. Yeah.
I was noticing the few people who are always already
milling around getting the job done to get our city
up and running. And I'm thinking, God, I never really
thought about how grateful I am that they're doing this
right now. Yeah. Yeah, Like delivery people, anybody who's in

(26:06):
the delivery service, their jobs are so important right now too,
because we still have to get all that people from Amazon,
I mean all that stuff. I was thinking about how,
like what, I guess they have to decide what is
essential and what is not essential, you know, Like like yesterday,
because my husband sells real estate, he was finding out
that a lot of the offices that he would normally
use are going to be either on delayed openings or

(26:28):
not opening at all, and so some of his clients
are not going to be able to get into them
possibly you know, delayed into their houses. So he's like,
oh my gosh, but this is the start of their lives,
like maybe you know, that's their lives. So that's their livelihood.
So that's when your husband is at his best, because
I bet he's in there knocking on doors. Of course
he's got a step in and make can happen. Yeah. Well,
so so to all the heroes who are listening to

(26:49):
our show, thank you so much for what you do.
And we may not go through those lists every day
that that include whatever it is you're doing on there,
but just you know what you're doing and be proud
of it. That's really cool. It really, it really is
adding it's adding a layer of importance to the challenges
we're going through right now. We're now putting all the

(27:11):
important things under the microscope and going, oh my god,
that's right. They've been from me all along. I took
them for granted. Thank you so much. Let's get into
Danielle's report. Anyway, you're talking about a lot of celebrities
are actually online and entertaining the troops. So I have
been watching Jennifer Garner online for a while because she
does a fake cooking show on her Instagram. Okay, she
I think she wants a cooking show, which you've never

(27:32):
gone on. So she's in her kitchen making brand and
all kinds of stuff. It's so cute. So now she's
doing storytelling in her kitchen and stuff like that. Amy
Adams is doing the same thing. Pink was giving piano
lessons yesterday. It was really cool to watch. Miley Cyrus
is giving us Hannah Montana clips on Instagram that you
may have never seen from back in the day. Taylor
Swift is using her cat telling us to self quarantine

(27:55):
just like cats do, doing that on Instagram. Some people
are using Twitter. I know we don't really look at
Twitter as much, but Josh Gadd, who you know played
Olaf in Frozen. He is reading to kids at night,
which is pretty cool on Twitter. Um, you know Lizzo,
she's doing meditation. She was using Sasha flute to do
some meditation. So everybody is like contributing. I mean, they're

(28:17):
at home too, quarantine, so they're trying to figure out
what to do, so they're giving back to the people.
I love it. So every day we're getting something a
little bit new. This I thought was very funny. So
Kim Kardashian took to Twitter there was a lobster walking
down her street yesterday. It is just very odd this
lobster no refugee. I felt like the lobster must have

(28:39):
escaped from somewhere. She's like, what is this lobster doing
walking down my street? But it was. If you go
to her Twitter, you'll see the lobster making a break
down her street. Yeah. A lot of people were pissed
off at Louis Capaldi because he mad made a little mistake,
so everybody's been canceling concerts left and right. He went
on with his show in Scotland over the weekend and
he was telling people to wash their hands, but they've

(29:00):
people were feeling it was a little disrespectful to go
on with the concert, so he did take a lot
of slack for it. Yeah, you know, people will whack
your PEPs if you're out there you're not doing the
right thing. You're definitely gonnap. Billy Eilish fans, they're not
gonna whack it in the way you want there. Billy

(29:20):
Eilish fans are very happy. She's working on her next album,
so that's pretty cool. Drake landed his two hundred and
eighth song on the Billboard Hot one hundred uh new
record for him Oprah's bank account. He did that with
Little Yadi and the baby, So congratulations to him. Derek's
Bentley temporarily close his Whiskey Row Nashville because of everything
going on with COVID nineteen. But he said, you know what,

(29:43):
my ninety employees are so important to me. He's giving
each of them a thousand dollars and he is asking
other bar owners and other employers to do the same
for their employees. He says, this is a very hard
time for people, so if you can give a little extra,
please do so what that's a nice thing to do.
The met Gala is postponed and definitely no. Yeah, I know,
and you had your outfit planned and athlete, I was ready.

(30:05):
Oh my gosh. And Megan and Harry are on lockdown
in Canada right now. This I think is awesome. Universal
is bumping up on demand releases as some of its
newest newer movies to help us get through. So like
Trolls World Tour, The Invisible Man, The Hunt, Emma, stuff
like that, We're gonna get rental periods at home. You're

(30:25):
gonna get to pay for it at home since we're
not going to be going to the movie theaters. It's
about time. Yes, it took something this drastic to finally
get us some first run movie. I'm very excited about all. Oh, Daniel,
thank you so much. You're welcome. Next hour, we are
going to talk about some things that if you're at home,
maybe you'll want to watch a list of some cool
shows that you could watch. Oh my god, you're talking
about celebrities going online and entertaining as Chris Martin from Coldplay.

(30:47):
Did you see his little concert he did on his piano.
He did a concert that was awesome, So I want
to see that one again. You should do a concert
you playing the piano a little? Not that well, that's okay, Nope,
I watch watch Me Struggle. Yes, Amanda Line twenty one,
calling from beautiful Burlington. What's going on up there? Amanda?
Oh no, just trying to stay coronavirus free. Yeah. Well, hey,

(31:09):
you know a little challenging for you. Tell everyone what
you do for a living. UM, I work in a laboratory.
UM we do testing from in patience and now patients. UM.
So we are handling the blobs for the coronavirus testing.
We're not actually testing them in our laboratory, but we
have to receive them in and package them for the
state lab. Wow. So I guess washing your hands is

(31:31):
the least you can do. I mean, you're you actually,
Oh my gosh. We're constantly just disinfecting our tables, were
taking our gloves off, constantly, washing our hands constantly. I'm
taking a shot of elderberry right now. I just walked
in the door from my shift. Oh wait, oh elderberry.
Am I missing something? She'll be doing shots of elderberry
every single day. Really, it is very good for your

(31:53):
immune system. Yeah. I went out to buy zinc last night.
There is very natural. There's no zinc is gone. Zinc
is gone. Everything is gone. Yep. It was sold out
at the story. I had to. I had to pretty
much beat up three old ladies to get this one. Now,
stop beating up a lady, Amanda. You're doing some great
things at the laboratory. Then you're beating up the elderly.

(32:13):
You were drinking elder berry and elders and um. So
I was doing my son some of the elder barry
he was reading the bottle and he was like, Mom,
this was um, this comes from Italy. You didn't want
to take it hopefully clean clean elder Berry. Well, listen
to Amanda. Thank you for listening, and thank you for
the important job you're doing, and stop beating up old people.

(32:34):
Other than that, we love it. I would never have
a great day. Okay, thanks, thanks for listening. Yeah, what
zinc is gone? I wanted to buy a thermometer. We
don't have a thermometer in the house, so I went online.
The only one I could find was a rectal like
rectal thermometer off Amazon. Well, well, yeah, I think it
shoots a beam up your butt and I don't know
how it works. Then it could be for babies, Is

(32:56):
it okay if I use a baby's rectal digital thermometer
as long as you're cofortable with it, one way to
find out. But I feel a little skivie. He's like,
this is for a child. That makes me like some
weird freak. No, it doesn't, all right, So next time
you see me bent over, I'm taking my temperature. Let's
get into the three things you need to know, Gandhi,
what's going on? Well, major social media platforms are warning

(33:18):
us right now that some of your content could get
taken down by accident. Why is that because a lot
of their employees are staying home, so they were look
so they are relying on artificial intelligence to scroll through
their platforms and decide for themselves what's wrong. They also
said don't worry because if your stuff gets taken down,
we're not going to automatically ban you just yet. These
platforms are YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, and of course Instagram. I

(33:41):
don't know if you guys have been following the story
of former Tallahassee mayor Andrew Gillham, but he is now
withdrawing from public life and entering rehab for alcoholism. If
you haven't followed, he was recently found in a Miami
hotel room, inebriated with a male escort who is suspected
of overdosing on crystal meth. And finally, yeah, what with
all that nothing? Crystal math? A man last coort. Some

(34:03):
people are tweeting politics, and how about some inspiring stories
from the last twenty four hours. There's a lot of
good stuff still going on. A customer in Ohio left
a twenty five hundred dollar tip right before one of
the restaurants closed down. A landlord in Maine says he
will not be charging rent for the entire month. Coming up.
One of the world's biggest fragrance companies now making free

(34:23):
hand sanitizer instead of perfume. And this is the one
I like best. It's something called a kindness postcard. It's
a card you can print off off the Internet and
putting your neighbor's mailbox in case they need assistance. You
just list your name and phone number and it says
to call if you need grocery supplies or even just
somebody to talk to. I like that. Yeah, you know,
and even yesterday's headlines you were giving are still important today.
We know that China where it all started. We think

(34:46):
they're ahead of it right now because they got serious
and they stayed home. Right So if you can make
a choice between all, let's go out and see what's
going on versus going home to going home for now, yes,
stay home. It's not that there's nothing that's that serious
that you have to do right now besides maybe going
to work and visiting loved ones and that set right. Yeah,

(35:08):
I went out and took a nice walk yesterday. I
feel good because I was away from people. I had
a whole whole park to walk around in with my dog,
and then I went home and hid. All right, we
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Show show. Happy St. Patrick's Day from Elis Duran in
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are back on Food Network. Buddy the Last Joe and
Duff Golden push each other to create the best cakes

(35:53):
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Saint Patrick's Day from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah,
we gotta figure out how to get this corn, beef
and cabbage thing today I want to get. I wanna
you know I'm gonna be home alone quarantining today. I
can't think of a better day to have. The the

(36:15):
cabbage five. Oh yeah, oh yeah at Gassi one isolated
that's the time. Yes, I'm gonna isolatelate. Wow, I don't
even know where to begin. Brody almost went to prison yesterday,
oh by, So it's a really funny story. Brody h
and Nate went to the to the garage to get
the cars out to get out of here. And you know, Nate,

(36:36):
you watch the whole thing happen, right. Oh yeah, I
s I was an eyewitness, and in all fairness, Brody
really didn't do anything wrong, even though he did technically
break the law. Well, no, it's a yes or no.
Did he break the law technically? Yes? Okay, well then
it's a yes. So what did you do? Brodie? So
we both pulled out of the garage. I was in
front of shaw judge cut Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,

(37:00):
sometimes you need you need a judge, Yeah, you need
a I need an independent counsel. Can I wear my robe? Scary?
This is taking way too long a second, he's social
distance too far from the keyboard. Yeah, exactly, how to
run over here? Literally a step anyway. So sometimes people

(37:21):
think when I didn't really break the law, but you did?
You did? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. Let's let's take
it to I dont Let's not even do this anymore.
I'm not kind of board, just waiting for this music. Well,
I should keep the setup going while he's looking, well, no,
this is okay, here we go. What is this? Okay?
Dave Brody is walking into the court the courtroom. I

(37:44):
really don't want to do this bit anymore. Off, turn
it off. Let's just talk. Because if I was watching
you try to get this thing together, it was like
it was like you were chipping away at it and
nothing ever came up. The thing is with social distancing,
I have to be in two places at once, so
I'm not in my regular Okay, So if I had
gone as slow as him, this wouldn't have happened. Yes,

(38:07):
out of the parking garage, and Nate is right behind him,
seeing the whole thing. Right, So we go through, We
crossed the street, go through the red the green light.
I signal to the right. We go by the little
park by rat Park, and there's a stop sign. So
as I'm coming to the stop sign, which I go
to every day and West broad West Broadway, there's a
little park to my left, rat Park. No one around.
It's zombie Land. At eleven o'clock yesterday, I see one

(38:29):
guy in the distance in the park, but otherwise no humans.
So I rolled down to like two miles an hour
and I go, nobody's around, and I signal. I always signal.
I make the right. I make another right. Nate's right
behind me, so he didn't have made So now you're
in front of the world famous Ghostbusters fire station. Yes,
So I'm in front, and I see behind me because
I always look check my mirrors. I see Nate stop

(38:51):
short and a guy on a scooter like a Vespa
flying up behind me. So I go, is that a
police officer? Look? What did I do? So I figured
he must be going past me, So I pull over.
He pulls up right next to my window and says, Pauler, So,
no problem. You don't listen, my father was a police officer.
Nothing but respect. Rolled down my window, get my license

(39:12):
registration out, all ready to go whatever he wants. I
don't know what he wants. He says, you blew the
stop sign. You blew the stop said lucky stop sign.
So I said that was a froggy joke. I know.
I slowed down almost to a stop, I said, I'm
sort of in a hurry. I explained to him there
was something in my family I needed to take care
of that was important, which is a legitimate thing. I said,

(39:34):
I'm a little stressed about that, and you know, the
virus thing and my family an whole thing. I used
the virus. It related to what I said I was
doing it. It made sense. I just don't want to
talk about you have the virus. Nope, I told him.
I explained it. You know what's going on in my
personal life. I said, okay, okay, okay, bro continue. Yeah, yeah,
I said, look, officer, I Sa'm terribly sorry. I don't
ever speed, I don't ever break the rules. I showed

(39:55):
up my dad's idea. I have his police IDA with me.
I said, look, you know, my dad was a scooter
police officer, just like you. I feel terrible about this.
I pulled over immediately. I signaled, did you did you
show him your your a police officer's card. No. I
showed him my father's police ID, and I said, you know,
my dad was on the job of thirty five years.
So it happened. He says, he says, he put the
camera on He's I'm filming you. Okay, no problem. So

(40:18):
he's said he. I said, look, I was maybe a
little too much of a Harry. I apologize. I thought
I came to him mostly of a stop. He says,
it's not a slow down sign, Sir, it's a stop sign. Okay.
I said, absolutely, you're one hundred percent right. He's look,
I know you're in a Harry. Let me just I'll
get you out of here real quick. So I figured
he's gonna run my plates, make sure I don't have
any you know, a record, any previous problems. So he

(40:38):
comes back. He turned his back to me, and he
comes back. He goes, I'm giving you a ticket. I said,
you're giving me a ticket? While are you giving me
a ticket? Because I had said to him there was
no one around except some guy in the park. He says, well,
you've endangered that man in the park. We have a
zero tolerance in New York. Oh you can't. You can't
rush through a stop. So far away was he in

(40:59):
the park? Thirty forty feet? I said, if I gave
you the impression that he was right by the curb
and I was trying to beat him to the curb,
I said that wasn't what happened. I was just commenting
that no one was around except some guy in what
if he had a kid, The kid could have run
out in front of the car. But if he had
a kid, I said, I understand that, sir, I sir,
I tried everything. Yes, yes, I think the guy actually

(41:21):
had a walker. I mean he was moving slow. There
is no you This guy was gonna give you a
ticket no matter what the worst part was, he says,
I was gonna let you off until you told me
you saw a guy coming. I said, I only mentioned
that to tell you there was nobody around but that
one guy. We didn't even see the guy coming. You
told him about the guy could well, as my wife

(41:41):
pointed out, you always say one thing too much. That's
the thing. If the guy saw me there was no
one around. Well, I didn't want to lie to the
police officer. I assume. I assumed if he was on
the corner staring at me, he would have seen the guy.
I said, no, you know story. Let's let's wrap it up. Okay,
you got a ticket for how much? Two hundred dollars
two hundred and forty eighty eight dollars star charge. It's

(42:04):
just that it's points because no points. I'm a Jersey driver,
so no New York points. I asked him. All right,
so Nate, you saw the whole thing. He technically broke
the law. I'll just come right out and say it. Yeah,
he did technically. Yes, However, I don't know that the
cop cut me off. Is there like a citizen's arrest
on a cop, because I really I don't think you

(42:25):
should start bullying of the first precinct. I know I'm
trying to defend Brody and take very good care of us.
They do take very good care of us. But I
was driving and then out of nowhere, the cop zooms
in front of me, and it was kind of embarrassing
to know the person that's about to be pulled over,
because I'm watching this guy zip right all along the

(42:46):
street and I know he's going right for Brody. And
then I see him get right up next to Brody
and you know, point with his finger to pull over. Yeah.
So then I pull up behind the two of them,
and the officer gets off and he's talking to Brody
through the driver's window, and I'm behind both of them
because I you know, he's he's busy. You know, doing
his thing, and then the cop waves me forward to

(43:06):
park right next to them, So then I have to
pull up and stare at Brody getting this ticket. So
you got a ticket? Yeah, and Nate has tinted windows,
so I assumed he was laughing at me behind the window.
And no. It was kind of like when you get
caught doing something bad in school, but the teacher of
the principal only picks on one of you to go
to the office. I was kind of like the one

(43:26):
did you run to the top side? Two? I probably did,
but in defense there was nobody. So Brody got a
ticket for two hundred and eighty dollars. But he got
my license plate wrong, he got the year of my
car wrong, h and my address wrong. You'll, you'll, that
doesn't matter. He's not even good at writing tickets. I

(43:49):
wouldn't be a very nice gentleman and very handsome. Yeah.
He actually he's in charge and in this transaction. Yeah,
what I didn't do was pull a Scario Danielle and
tell him where I work. I don't ever do that ever,
do that. They just know Danielle. He didn't know me,
know me. One time I was pulled over for running
a stop sign, and I had a friend in the car,
and my friend says, don't you know this is Elvis

(44:11):
Duran from ZE one hundred and the guy. The guy says, oh,
I hate that station. I listened to Howard and so
I mean he gave me a ticket for everything he
could find. Yeah, yeah, you have to pull that. You
already lose if you if anyone ever says, do you
know who I am? You lost already because don't care.

(44:32):
Line three, Tina, let's see from benson Hurst, Brooklyn, because
they have a whole new set of laws, and that's
my neighborhood in Brooklyn. It's the law, Tina. He didn't
he rolled through a stop sign. You're supposed to stop. Yeah,
but come on, there was nobody out. It's dead. I
was on the subway yesterday for a certain amount of time.

(44:52):
It was. It's so everything is so different. I'm really
sorry that that happened. Plus it's not different. The cop well,
I know, I know, but I know, look, you know
he in my opinion, it would have been better. Head
he said, okay, look just stop it to stop signs
and let him go. But he doesn't show professional courtesy
to somebody did he did break the law, though you

(45:13):
know he didn't. It doesn't say stop on the stop
sign and underneath in small letters or just slow down
if you do. Yeah. Yeah, if your father was a cop,
you can just keep trying. Right. It means I would
raise a certain way to break the rules, but just
broke the rules. There's a code among police officers, you
do the right thing. Well yeah, but why not even
let him go, especially with everything that's going on right now?

(45:35):
I agree, Gandhi. Well, with less drivers on the road,
less tickets are being written, and people still have money
that they need to make. So sorry, Brodie, oh my god,
ticket for not yielding to a pedestrian. No, it was
not respecting the stop sign. Enough scary. We just got
a text message that said on behalf of the first precinct.
I'm sorry, Brodie. Oh there you go. They would like

(45:58):
to chip in for me. That's they just said that
they're sorry that you broke thelw Well. Listen, every morning,
every morning I walked by the police station, I say
hi to them, I wave to them. I love those guys.
I mean, you can break the light, walk by, dump
off a check. I hope you can go. Yeah, I

(46:18):
agree with you, Tina, But it didn't happen that way.
This guy he wanted to get this ticket written. Hey,
thanks for listening to his Tina. You go have a
good day and stay saying. Okay, thank you you two guys.
All right, Dave on line six, Let's let him make
the final decision. Hello Dave, Hey, Hello, Hellow what's going on? Listen?
He's just upsected so long? Could he used his dad's

(46:39):
thing to get him out of the ticket. Just pay
the ticket. I'm sure if you just add a ball
the ticket you've gotten out of before, you're still you're
still ahead. That's fair. Okay. So if I get mugged,
I should be thankful all the times I didn't get mugged. Yes,
and I punched you in the face, but look at
all the days of your life you weren't hunched in

(47:00):
the fall. That's true. But I mean I will walk
around trying to use my dad to get me out
of every ticket. I'm not to tell you what my
dad does for a living, but whatever he does, I
don't use him to get me out. Yeah, your dad
was a pastry chef. You've got free donuts. How do
you know what you know? What Dave is. He's got something.
Now you should go through life and pay what you

(47:22):
owe and not try to weasel out on him. Dad.
You remember the time when Brody blames Scary for the
ticket he got because Scary texted him while he was driving. Yeah, yeah,
yity for yourself. You're not a three year old. You're
thank you, dame, Thank you very much. Have a great day, dad,

(47:45):
Dave on Dave violence, David, not get into the let's
get into the three things you need to know all right.
Canada is closing its borders to non citizens due to

(48:05):
the coronavirus pandemic. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced it yesterday.
He says it's time to take every precaution to keep
people safe. Canada is making some exceptions, including US citizens,
just some of them. But they are also urging all
Canadian citizens who are traveling outside the country to come home.
Amazon now hiring an additional one hundred thousand employees just

(48:26):
because of Danielle her case alone. Well, I think we're
all guilty of ordering a whole lot more stuff online. Yeah,
So to meet the surgeon demand, they are hiring a
ton of employees. They're looking to add extra full time
and part time positions for warehouse and delivery workers. And
we've been talking about all the different events that are

(48:48):
getting canceled and postponed, and the twenty twenty Kentucky Derby
is now one of them. It'll be postponed until at
least September because of the virus. It's the first time
that this won't be held in seventy five years. September
fifth is tentative date. And as we've been saying, one
more thing, social distancing is so important, and that is
why China has been able to get past this. So
we're saying, as much as you can stay home, don't

(49:09):
go out and do things. If you don't have to
go out and do things, social distancing is important. We're
doing it in the studio right now. We are. Yes,
everyone's staying away from Dave. What's the tech says? It's
as a surprise, Brody didn't split the ticket with Nate.
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(49:34):
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Thank and Coast of Poor Josh, Daniel, have you lost
your mind? You know what I just did? Daniel just
beamed her head on the microphone. I've went forward and

(49:57):
I hit my head, gotten it and I can't stop.
I thought, but I also heard it. I heard a
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that's so good. What's wrong? Straight, Nate, little label. We're
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have Jean and Geane. Correct, this is the strangest thing.
They've been waiting on a callback from the pharmacy for
the constipation prescription. So Suzantte told me they're easily confused.

(52:12):
So baldfreyk Ronnie and I got into the studio took
this opportunity to pretend to be their friendly neighborhood pharmacists. Hello. Hi,
I'm looking for Geane please. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's two
of them. You want you want my wife? Well, I
don't know who I want. This is Patrick Fitzgerald from
sneyor Goold Oh the money, it's the drug store. What Hi?

(52:43):
This is Patrick Fitzgerald from calling about your mirror axe.
That's my order. It's ready to be picked up. I'm
sorry about the delay on that. We were all backed up.
We were waiting a couple of days for that. Now
do your whole pharmacy, Gerald Fitzpatrick speaking. How can I
help you guys? Right? Go ahead, Gene, I'm just gonna
ask him how it is a total. I have an

(53:05):
order here for amodium. No, Gene, you didn't order amodium,
did you? No? We had the mirrorlax. We need mirror reax. Gene,
are you sure it's not amodium because I see amodium here. No,
it's not amodium. I am no. What sort of symptoms
are you having? Gene stomach clamps? I got a poop? Oh,
well then you wouldn't need amodium. It needs a merroraxe.

(53:28):
Don't confuse me. No, this is Patrick Fitzgerald. How much
longer do we have to wait for this? I have
your dual galaxe here, du galaze. The doctor prescribed mar relax,
not a duke galaxe. I what you're talking about? But
this man hasn't made a BM and over forty eight
hours you wanted to get us on DM. This is
a landline, not a cell phone. You can't text us. No,

(53:48):
it's really so confused. I don't understand. This is Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Who am I speaking to? Is this gene gene? So
you're both the same gene. You like a pair of jeans? Yes,
that's right. Here for Kaopec tape, and we have a

(54:09):
special today, two Kopec tapes for seventeen ninety nine proper
special plus additional sales tax. Actually this is duty free.
He doesn't have diarrhea. He's got a hard story. You know,
you may want to go with a generic brand because
this is not on sale this week. Good news. These
are on clearance. We're trying to dump them. He was right,
mirror Ax what we always get. I'm sorry, guys, I'm

(54:30):
new here. Bear with me. I've been here for twenty
five years. I'm a veteran. I've been professional getting sun straight.
Can you tell me the address to send this to
You'll just call to tell me it's ready to be
picked up. And now you're asking me for my aad track.
I can't wait anymore. I feel like I've got golf
balls up my head. All right, guys, I got your emmotium,
your Kaopec tapes, your Pepto bismol forty three ninety nine.

(54:53):
That's a pickup. And I also have another golf balls here.
I have fifty six thousand, thirty three cents for the
Ducal Axe and the mirror Ax, and we're gonna mail
that to you. No, you're guys delivery. Who are we
talking to? This is Patrick Fitzgerald. This is Gerald Fitzpatrick.
It's two of them. You guys are rid of your mind.
You're not nailing nothing. You're coming down here right now.
Feels like there's a brick up there. All right, you

(55:15):
know what, I'm going to drive right over there. I'm sorry, guys,
I don't drive. How about we call your granddaughter Suzette.
I shall take care of this whole thing. Well, she's
the one playing a phone tap on both of you.
My name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran and the
Morning Show. And I'm bald freak Ronie. This phone you
mean conversation. Millions of people are tapped into hearing this conversation.

(55:38):
You could say that believe we really do medication. She
was so cute. There you go from the Saint Patrick's
Day phone tap vault. That was a scary and bald
freak Ronnie. There you have it. Hey, let's go talk

(55:59):
to Nick. Nick just want a trip to Florida. Hey, Nick,
how you doing great? How are you doing doing well?
I think we're doing very well. Yeah, very You just
want a trip to wherever you want to go in Florida. Yay,
get out of here. That's awesome. It's awesome. And what's
even more awesome, did you you have up to a
year to take it, So don't don't feel like right
now it's the time to travel. You're okay, you're safe.

(56:20):
So what a phenomenal there. I'm running lates to grand
late to work, and now you just won this, so
I know it's worth being a little late. Three nights
and in the Florida destination of your choice, round trip
airfair for two. You're gonna love the sunshine in Florida.
It's waiting for you. Thank you for listening to us,
and and have a great day. Oh you two, Thank
you so much. Love you guys, love you. Hold on
one second, so visit Florida dot com. Go on there,

(56:42):
check out their website, start fantasizing about where you want
to take your trip. You're gonna win tomorrow right here
with the free trip phone tap. That was great. Hey,
I'm want to go talk to Lisa. Froggy and Lisa.
You know they've been married for how long have you
guys have been married? You just had your anniversary long
ass time, eighteen years old. Oh it's awesome. Hi Lisa, Hi,
how's everything going? Are you? Are you staying insane during

(57:05):
all of this insanity? I'm trying well, I mean, other
than married to Froggy, it's pretty easy. Um typically So anyway,
Froggy told me your story. This morning. I thought it
was so sweet. I'm like, oh my god, I want
to talk to Lisa about this. Do you want do
you want to go ahead and tell the story? Yeah,

(57:26):
listen to this. This is awesome. So I wanted to go.
I want to get my nails tainted. I know it
sounds silly, but they're they're chipping and they're breaking. I'm
trying to do a transition with my own nails and
they look awful, and I really want to go to
the nail salon and just get them painted. But I'm
afraid too, and I know it's the right thing to do,
not to go in social distance, and I get all that.

(57:46):
So I just happened to ask him yes to him, like, hey,
you know, maybe you could paint my nails for me.
And he was like what, And I'm like, you know,
you just paint my nails. It's not really hard to do.
And he's like, are you serious, and oh, well do it. Well,
here's it, dear, here's what I say. Don't don't answer it,

(58:09):
don't answer it. But sweet, but don't you think that
would be a sweet thing to do? That would be
a sweet thing to do for Lisa because it would
mean so much to her, and you know it's and
it would teach you how to do it, and it
would be like a fun activity for the right. See,
it's something that bonding time. We could sit still actually
for ten minutes and it would work. I think it'd
be great. We don't have to talk. You can even

(58:29):
wear a mask and they'll feel right at home. Yeah,
so what's your issue here, Froggy? All right? So my
issue is this Number one. I feel like whatever I do,
it's going to be wrong. She's gonna tell me I'm
doing it wrong. She's going to point out the flaws
I'm not doing. I don't want that. Number two. She's
right handed. I think she could do her left hand
on her own and then I will assist her with

(58:51):
her right hand. But if you did my my other hand,
then that way you would have practice and be good
at the last hand. So why would you even say?
And the two hands will come out looking different. So
it's better if you do both hands because then they
both come out look in the same. Yeah, do what
Froggy do at all? Right? If I paint your nails,

(59:14):
can we do something else later? Oh? Why would you
even do that? You can't even just do something nice
without a sexual favorite jacket. And by you asking, you
don't get it if you don't ask me to nails.
But here's the thing, if you don't ask, then maybe
you'll reap the benefits later. I mean, don't you just

(59:34):
don't know how to play the game. So Lisa, don't
ask me to pay your nails and see if it
just happens. Okay, let me be very very very frank.
So I here, I am walking into work today and
I have Froggy on the phone. We have our morning
have our morning phone call right right, and he says, hey,
so this is something maybe we should bring up, bring out.

(59:56):
Lisa really wants to get her nails done, but she
she doesn't want to go out to get them done
right now. And so she asked me if I would
do her nails for her. And the first thing I
said was what you should do it? It's so sweet,
I said, this is the sweetest thing you could do
for your wife. How great and what a great bonding moment.
And yeah, you may mess it, you know, Lisa, he
may mess it up. Wait, hold on, Gandhi, didn't you

(01:00:17):
have a boyfriend that used to mess up your nails?
All the time. Yes, the X of mine used to
want to paint my nails, so I'd be no, sure,
go ahead, And it was terrible because his hands were
way too big to be doing something like that. And
he also used to like to straighten my hair. That
work out for you? Well we broke up, but the
hair looked good because he could get to the back
and I always miss a spot in the back. Here
you go. Yeah, am I the only one who thinks

(01:00:38):
this is? It would be such a sweet moment for
you to do that for your wife? Do it? It
is sweet? What's good? You know? I do think it's
a sweet idea. But Frog, if you're really concerned about
messing it up, you could practice on her toes because
those aren't seen as much. So why don't you do
her left and right? I don't. I don't like feet.
And Lisa's got weird looking She's got one of her toes.

(01:01:02):
He's got a strange toe. I want you to give
me a pedicure and a foot massage. Now, no, dude,
Lisa's heels. Man, they'll cut your hands those things. I
don't know what's wrong with checking grape cheese with those Yes, yes,
I think it's really weird that you'll paint your house
but you won't paint your your white finger nail. Look,

(01:01:23):
you know what I want you guys to You're gonna
have a lot of time to kill today. So something
tells me it's gonna happen. And I want a full
report tomorrow, Lisa, And I'm rooting for you. I think
it'd be a it's more than just a cosmetic thing.
It's actually a really great thing you'd be doing. I'll
do it. I'll do it today, I promise. And you
don't expect don't expect sexual favors because you did that, correct,

(01:01:45):
Because my nails will be wet and he'll take twenty
four hours to try. All right, there you hit you? Yeah,
you don't want her to do anything that requires hands? Well,
all right right, I love you, Lisa. Let me know
how it turns out. Okay, I love you too. All right,
just get into the Daniel Report. Dan, Yes, what's going on?
All right? So this is pretty cool. We were talking
earlier about how celebrities are doing stuff not just the

(01:02:06):
past time for themselves, but to give back to their fans. Sary,
what are you doing to get back to your fan
on social and stunt stuff like that. I'll give you
voice messages and your DMS today. How about that? A
personal voice messages from scary job. Got nothing but time?
Oh god? Am So. Chris Martin give a little concert
the other day. So John Legend is going to be

(01:02:26):
doing it today. So it's gonna be one o'clock Pacific time.
So what is that four o'clock? Yeah, yeah, right, four pm?
So on Instagram, So go to his Instagram and uh,
he's gonna be doing that later on today. It's pretty cool.
Pink did piano lessons yesterday. Was so cute. Amy Adams,
Jennifer Garner, they're telling stories. Miley Cyrus gave us some
Hannah Montana clips. Taylor swifted up. She had something doing

(01:02:49):
with her cat. Josh Gatt took to Twitter and told
some stories. Um, you know, he was a loft so
kids love him. Very cool. I love it. It's so cute.
It's nice that we're giving that. The celebrities are giving
back to their fans right now because we all need it.
We all need distraction, so it's nice. So did you
know that Orlando Bloom said he went six straight months
without sex, nothing like nothing, no, kind of sexual anything

(01:03:14):
like before nothing. Wow, it's like a born again virgin
before he got back together with Katy Perry. I don't
a lot of people do that. Okay, you don't know
a lot of people do that. I know you don't
do that. I'm confused by by the story. A lot
of people do that. He said that. You know she's
pregnant now and expecting, so he's talking about that. You know,

(01:03:35):
obviously they've had sex now. Okay. By the way, Cardie B,
you guys have seen the remix video right of her,
a little coronavirus thing. She likes it, she says, I
might as well do a damn music video to its. Well,
she's at home right now, Fitty said, still hanging out
with the strippers, even though we got some coronavirus stuff

(01:03:56):
going on there. There are some rumors, some talk about
an end Sync reunion, reuniting fur tour without Justin Timberlake.
So I don't know. We'll see would you go without
Justin Timberlake? Oh? Oh gosh, I'm sorry, don't answer so quickly.
All right, thank you, Daniel, you're lovely. Let's get into
the three things you need to know. Gandhi what's going on?
All right? Today is another primary day? Where's the music? Herey,

(01:04:18):
here we go? And now it feels official scary. Are
you okay, honey? Are you drinking? No? I'm good, but
you know, I never realized what a difficult job you have? Ill? Okay, gandhi?
What's going on? Hello? All right? It's Tuesday. That means
another primary day in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination.
Voters are scheduled to go to the polls in Florida, Illinois,
and Arizona. But it's going to be different for Ohio.

(01:04:40):
The polls are going to be closed as of right now.
Election day should be June second, and of course people
are not very happy with that. There's some controversy there.
The Japanese Prime Minister, though, confirming that Tokyo Olympics are
going to move forward as planned despite the outbreak of
the coronavirus. The other G seven countries have given their support,
and some people are saying that this serves as evidence
that the world will conquer COVID nineteen. And finally, I

(01:05:03):
know Nate is loving this story that came out yesterday.
A two hundred and thirty foot super yacht owned by
a Saudi prince was being lifted out of the water
for repairs and grease when it fell and capsized. Right now.
He loves this sto he loved it. In case you
don't know how big that is. It comes with eleven cabins,
a full blown cinema for guests, and a jacuzzi on deck.

(01:05:26):
No word what the cost to repair it will be,
but Nate will be laughing the whole time. Thank you, Nate.
He by the way, it is Saint Patrick's day. A
day we're typically all on top of each other in
a bar. How the house? How foreign does that sound
right now? So maybe you're gonna be home today? Well,
why not celebrate with lepro condoms? Is the game of year?

(01:05:49):
Would have anyone to leave it irish? Say, Cooline, would
you be wanting to come over to my place to
hit me? Wax my Chaliley? Now that I would. Mattie, Actually,
if you be wearing the green, I know there's a
smart Lassie. She's making sure her Laddy's wearing the Kelly
Green prediction of lepra condoms. Don't be wishing on a

(01:06:13):
four left clover. I'm silent for the gift to gab
especially if you're planning on kissing some blinding stones, he
what have you be doubling in your prediction with Lipra condoms.
They're strong enough for a man, but I like them too,
So kit yourself a lipri condom and you won't be
kitching anything else. Scilly Friends. Top of the Morning to you.

(01:06:37):
Happy Syn Patrick's day from Ellis to Rain. In the
Morning Show, it's Gary Jones The Titans of Baking Her
back on Food Network, Buddy the Last Joe and Duff
Golden push each other to create the best cakes of
their careers. In this epic battle for baking domination. Buddy
Versus Duff Too is back with an all new episode
this Sunday at nine eighth Central on Food Network. Suggestion

(01:06:59):
that people not gathering groups larger than ten and avoid
gathering in groups and more than ten people, avoid discretionary travel,
and avoid eating and drinking at bars, restaurants, and public
food courts. If you're sick, please stay home. If someone
in your household is diagnosed with this virus, the entire

(01:07:22):
household should quarantine in the house to prevent spread of
the virus to other virus to shelter. Oh yeah, I'll
go oh, what's happening. I just want to thank you
guys for showing up to work and being live and

(01:07:43):
entertaining us and lapping. We all need it right now. Wow,
you find this entertaining. I think that's interesting. Elster Ran
in the Morning show. Great job, coaster boy, Josh love that,
you know. Let me get Alex on the phone. I've
got a question. Hey Alex, Hey, good morning. I know
you're really busy back at a zoo keeping all the
animals live and doing your thing. Thank you, well, thank

(01:08:04):
you for doing that. We love ours, taten Island Zoo. Well,
thank you. I did notice something last night, and I
know this is probably going to be a conversation that
couples start to have more and more of. But I
woke up in the middle of the night. I looked
over at you and you had placed a wall of
pillows between us. Did you know that you did? Well.

(01:08:26):
I'm just being cautious because you know, this coronavirus got
me a little paranoid, so I said, let me put
some pillows. Maybe that will filter out some of your snoring.
I was snoring, yeah, just a little bit. But I
was like, oh, I don't want to get any germs
on me. So I put the pillows and I grabbed

(01:08:47):
little Maximan and I held it tight. Wait, hold on
a second. So so you'd think that I'm diseased, but
what if it's you, Well, then I'm protecting you also
with Max. Okay, So I saw that out of the
corner of my eye that I went. I turned back

(01:09:08):
around and go to sleep, and I was like, wait
a minute, what is he doing? Well, you know, we
were we were hanging out earlier. We were really close earlier,
and it didn't slow you down. Then, so something happened
and during during your sleep, is it did your mind
will start to wander? Then you started getting all nervous. Well,
you know me, my mind's always going and then I
start getting paranoid and you know, so then yeah, yeah,

(01:09:29):
my mind always takes over. Well I'm not I'm not
taking it personally that you put a wall of pillows
up between us, No big deal. It was we're we
were watching Below Deck, right, yeah, and they were doing
things in this episode of Below Deck that are so
foreign already, Like they were touching each other, kissing each

(01:09:52):
other on the mouth. Oh no, no, no, no, there
was one one guy he took his hand and licked
his He licked at his own hand that he put
on the girl's face. That's gross. It was gross even
that we can't even do stuff like that. I mean, Alex,
are you seeing things like that too that make you go,
wait a minute? Life is different now, a lot different. Yeah, totally,
you know, like yeah, just watching movies and seeing them

(01:10:16):
hug and I'm like, wow, they're too close exactly. Then
you wake up and your own husband puts a wall
of pillows up between you. My boyfriend does the same thing,
and it irritated me so badly. I'm like, why, what
is the point why you even sleep in the bed
if you're building a fort of what's happening. He's like,
I don't know, I just I build it in my sleep.
So now when he knows, he also wraps up like
a burrito, really really tight in a blanket, like who

(01:10:39):
you like? Stop it all right? But he's getting better.
I have faith in Alex. Well, look, I love you, Alex.
I hope you enjoyed the dinner I made. I made
a nice pia last night. That was good, right, it
was great, And I forgot to bring the leftovers to work. Now,
Are you freaked out about eating my leftovers? Oh my god?
Oh lord. You had no problem eating when they were fresh, yeah,

(01:11:04):
because it was nice and hot, But now the germs
are growing. Are all right? I love you, have a
great day. I'll talk to you a little bit. Okay,
I love you. Bye, Okay bye. Yeah, that was weird.
I woke up and I'm like, where's Alex? But all
of a sudden was this wall of pillows? Did you
feel offended? Were you like, what the well? Yeah, I'm like, well, okay,

(01:11:26):
that's all right. I mean we should we shouldn't take
it personally right now. Hey, intern Leslie is on the phone.
Former intern Leslie. Good morning, Leslie, Hello Elvis. How are you.
I'm doing very well. How are you feeling today? Not amazing.
I'm definitely feeling better than yesterday, but it's still it's
still not ideal. Let me tell you about Intern Leslie.

(01:11:46):
She was one of our favorite batches of interns, like
between twenty twelve and twenty fourteen. She was here with
James and Chelsea. I mean, we had a great family.
So we found out the other day that you have
tested positive for COVID nineteen. Yes, it's still weird to say,
isn't it. It's like so surreal. So what happened? I mean,

(01:12:09):
how did you what tipped you off that maybe there
was a problem. So I had a sore throat like
two days ago, and I kind of wrote it off
as just seasonal allergies. And then yesterday I went for
a run, and I'm a good runner. I ran the
Brooklyn Half like I'm very active, and three minutes into
the run, I got so out of breath that I
had to stop running and I got super super dizzy.

(01:12:32):
So I walked back to my apartment and within a
half an hour I had a fever. I was like incapacitated,
insane body aches. So it just happened all really really quickly.
And so at that point I had every single symptom
of COVID nineteen. So I did like a virtual visit
to Mount Sinai because they set that up for this specifically,

(01:12:53):
so that way you don't, you know, get anybody sick
on your way to the hospital or anything, and they
diagnosed me that way. Unfortunately, they don't have enough tests,
so they can't actually test anyone who does not need
to be in the ICU at this point, So because
I'm otherwise young and healthy, they won't do a swab test.
So I'm what's called a presumed positive, okay, And so

(01:13:16):
so psychologically, what does it do to you when you're like,
oh my god, all those stories on the news, the
whole world is paying attention to this and now I
have it? Does that kind of screw screw like mine?
Screw you a little bit? You know, it's not great.
I do suffer it from anxiety anyway, so it definitely
plays into it a little bit. But I do feel

(01:13:37):
really lucky because I have such a good support system.
As soon as I started telling people that I have it,
because I do try, I'm trying to let everybody know
that I might have come in contact with. As soon
as I told people that I had it, everyone was
reaching out like can I bring gatorade and put on
your doorstep? You know, all things like that. So I
think that it has been keeping me totally sorry, my

(01:13:59):
voice is crazy. Um, the dad has been keeping me
kind of grounded and stay inter out this. So, now
that you've been presumed positive, what are your next steps?
What are they telling you you need to do to
take care of yourself? Um? I got prescribed an inhaler,
which is again so crazy to think about because I
am a runner and I am someone who's normally totally healthy,

(01:14:21):
you know, respiratory wise, So I have an inhaler I have.
They gave me also coughs eyrup, which I'm avoiding taking
because the who wants to do that? But I obviously
will if I need to. But that's basically it. They
just tell you to self isolate. I'm not supposed to
leave my apartment for seven days, which I don't think
I could if I wanted to, so that's not an issue.

(01:14:44):
And then I do have a roommate unfortunately for her,
so I've just been any time I go to the bathroom,
you know, I try to disinfect every single thing I touch. Wow,
you know, it's a lot. It's like it's a full
time job having this thing so internalized. We still call
her internal Leslie, even though she's no longer interning twenty seven,

(01:15:04):
twenty seven years old and uh in shortness of breath,
extreme pressure on chest, fever, dry cough, very painful body eggs.
So to you, the symptoms were definitely something major and
so yeah, yeah, and it doesn't feel like the flu.
I just want to say that because I think a
lot of people are kind of conflating like the symptoms

(01:15:27):
of each I've had the flu before, it this is
very different and obviously symptoms presented, but this was so
specific and just the body aches are so different from
anything I've ever felt before that I knew it was something. Wow,
hey different, Leslie. When you knew there was a problem,
you were out for your run, did it feel like

(01:15:48):
a wave just rolled over you and it was like
you went from fifty to zero and like a heartbeat,
it was that fast. Yeah, that's exactly what it's like.
As soon as I stopped running, I felt so See.
I actually got on the phone to say Mom, and
I didn't want to hang up till I got back
to my apartment because I was so out of it.
Right wow, yeah, see I when I had the flu

(01:16:09):
once and that's how I felt. So you know, I
keep in mind symptoms. Different people have different symptoms, So
what happened with Leslie may not happen with you or
anyone else. So absolutely, but take care of yourself. Wanted
to talk to you and just make sure you're okay.
And I guess now it's it's you. On your own,
I mean, with as much and put as you can
on the phone. And are you facetiming your mom and

(01:16:30):
stuff like that, I'm facetiming anyone who will facetimeing. You
cannot catch it over FaceTime. Thank you exactly. Yeah, thank
you for putting that out there. Yeah yeah, I'm sure
a lot of people listening to this, and don't get offended.
I've been sure people listening to this have turned it
off because they're afraid they're going to catch it on
the radio. I don't blame though, No, that's I think

(01:16:51):
we're all say leslie best to you and just do
nothing but focus on yourself, because that's that's all you
need to be doing right now. Okay, thank you, Alvis,
Thank you guys, have a good one. Well, thank you,
thank you twenty seven and healthy. Yeah, run exactly. All
the people who think that they're going to go out

(01:17:12):
and party because it doesn't affect them, you are not correct.
Very good point. Stay home. With that said, let's get
into the three things we need to know. I would
put that as your headline if you want, it's you,
it's your bit. Well, the headline is social distancing is
really going to help us to get through all of
this faster. And again, like Leslie just highlighted, she's twenty
seven years old and healthy, and she has been presumed

(01:17:33):
positive for the coronavirus. So don't think that age and
health are going to keep you away from it. They're not.
Some new guidelines are out from the White House and
now the recommendation is to avoid gatherings of more than
ten people, saying that everybody has a critical role to
play in stopping the transmission. President Trump warned that it
could be July or August maybe later before the crisis
is over in the US. He is also urging older

(01:17:54):
Americans to stay home and keep away from other people.
And now we are saying older or not stay home
if you can stay away from other people. Amazon now
hiring an additional one hundred thousand employees because of the
insane demand of people ordering now online. Danielle, it's all Danielle.
I've been ordering too. I've been ordering Jennifer Lopez. She says,

(01:18:16):
she's been ordering lots of shoes. Yeah, I think everybody
erectal thermometers coming today. Good good, so. But the good
news here is that if you are out of work
in other areas like if you are a waiter or bartender,
and maybe you need to pick up some some jobs.
Full time and part ten positions are available for warehouse
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(01:18:40):
new investigation found that you if you're considered poor, disabled, toothless, ugly,
or obese, your videos will be seen by nobody. Off
the hook. What's the list of things I am poor? Yeah, disabled, toothless, ugly, ye, obese? Okay, Well,

(01:19:01):
of course they're coming out and saying no, that was
just put in place to protect people from cyberbullying. However,
the documents were released and contained no mention of any
anti bullying rationale, but they explicitly say the app needs
to retain new users and grow. Maybe an answer why
your tiktoks aren't getting any likes or watches because I'm
poor and obese. Think about it, I'm ugly, I'm not talented,

(01:19:26):
and I've got bad breath. Today. All right, thank you,
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visiting state farm dot com. Oh, Saint Patrick's Day. I
think we should do a little s Patrick's Day trivia
coming up. Oh how much do you know about Saint
Patrick's Day? Me? Almost nothing? Yeah, me neither. Perfect trivia contestant.

(01:20:10):
We need to find someone who's extremely Irish. Okay, I
don't know what that means, but if you're extremely Irish
college now, yeah, please. I got some friends in Boston
eight hundred two four two or one hundred. We may
have to use them. Okay, all right, let's go around
the room. We'll start with you Frog. What's on your
mind today. I don't know about you, but we went
shopping on Sunday and got a bunch of stuff. We're like, oh,

(01:20:32):
we're all set, we're good. Oh we've mowed through those snacks.
We're gonna have to go back today and get more snacks.
I feel like whatever you buy, you just eat it
right away and you gotta go back again. That's why
every time you go to the grocery store, the shelves
are wide clean. Are you gonna Are you gonna gain
the quarantine? Fifteen yes, I think I'm trying not to.
So I'm trying to. Whenever I think I want to
eat something, try and work out a little bit first,

(01:20:53):
and then I eat after a girl. Okay, the quarantine
fifteen not good? Not me. I eat and lay down immediately.
What's up, Gandhi? I want to take this moment. We
know that our lovely Sam is out right now, and
my boyfriend, in an attempt to try and make her
feel better, has been tagging her and wildly inappropriate things
on Instagram. I noticed that, so I wanted to say sorry, Sam.

(01:21:15):
She's been laughing about it, but Brandon, stop it. Not
everybody jokes around the way you and I do. Yeah,
you can't do that. Alex is sending out this new
wave of the tackiest, grossest memes that are coming out.
All that one he sent the other day that looks
like a grocery store line. I was with my father
when I opened it. He said that he sent that

(01:21:37):
to a good friend of ours who and she is
an angel from heaven, and you did not. I saw
that one to my kids though, because I thought it
was hys therapist, your kids and my friend Mother's what's
going on with you today, Daniello. So I find myself
ordering a lot of my groceries online Instacart, which I
know a lot of people are doing. You have to
order a couple of days ahead now, because that's so

(01:22:00):
I am. I wait and I go, okay, let's see
did they get my bleach? Is it in stock? And
you wait to see if they got it? And then
you go, yeah, I got it, And then you wait
for the next thing and you see if they got
it on your list. It's so it's like a game
you play to see if it's in stock. So ridiculous,
and we're all on like this chat where dude, I

(01:22:20):
heard targets delivering and there's only like a three hour delay,
and like we let each other know. It's so crazy,
but this is what it's come to. And when I
run out of something, I right away order it real quick.
Oh yeah, yeah, let's see. Let me check my Amazon
Prime arriving by tomorrow at eight o'clock pm. Toilet tissue good, okay,
arriving Thursday. My ultimate Omega D Vitamin D with with

(01:22:42):
fish oil. That's very good. Arriving Thursday. Some assorted uh
protein shakes okay, Benadrill Benadrill allergy to come in Friday.
Also Friday. Oh oh, doggy poop Bagsy. We used to
call you then high school scary doggy poop bagh And
I remember I must I got drunk and ordered this oven.

(01:23:06):
Let's see what else. I got some new headphones coming. Yeah, no,
but but I you know what the the rectal thermometer.
I didn't know it was rectal til I ordered it,
and now it's too late to cancel. It's all right,
I'll mix that up with the oral thermometer. Yeah, I've
gotten some vasoline with the rectal thermometer. You may want
to go back on Amazon and order that need. Thank you,
Danielle need that. I have kids. I don't know. Oh

(01:23:28):
my god, I don't still use it on then. I'm
just saying back in the day, Uh, let me ask
you a question, Danielle gandhi, uh huh. Now, with quarantining
going on and we're I noticed we're wearing more sweatshirts
and hoodies, we kind of slowed it down a little bit. Yeah,
are you shaving as much as you? Yes, I'm still shaving. Well,

(01:23:49):
I have been lasered from head to toe, so shaving
is not really a thing, but I would be if
I wasn't. I made a mistake and didn't get my
hair cut, and now the three different places I could
go get my haircut or closed, So now I'm gonna
be mopping out for at least what until July? Yep, well,
might I gotta get to want to cut my hair.
I said that the Sheldon yesterday. He's just like, what

(01:24:10):
do you mean they're closing all the things? I said,
this is why I went and got my roots done
last week because I had a feeling, and he's like, oh,
this is not good. Danielle and I both went and
got our nails done and we got them a lot
shorter than we normally have. That I just get given
time to grow what straight name? Well, I did talk
to my mom yesterday and I had her look for
the flowbe. So if you're if you're willing, do not

(01:24:32):
do not use the flowb. Yeah, she's looking for it
right now. They have him online. Do not order that
I still works. Oh those things are built a last
through nuclear blast. Boy. Oh, if if you're willing, i'll
I think I could do it with the Flowbee. I'm no,
I don't want, I'm not gonna flow be my hair. Okay,
not gonna, I offered. Does the outcome look that bad?

(01:24:54):
It's not bad, he says, it's not that bad. That
doesn't mean it's Believe me. I do not want to
flow job, don't want it, don't need it. Uh. It
is Saint Patrick's Day, and uh have you ever thought
about what Saint Patrick's Day is all about? Do you
know everything there is to know about Saint Patrick's Day.

(01:25:17):
Let's go talk to Kathy. Kathy, what is your last name? Oh?
So are you Irish? I am Irish? All right, let's
see how much Kathy O'Shane knows about Saint Patrick's Day.
What do you have to give her? We have a
good looking, tight fit in Elvis the ranch shirt. No,

(01:25:38):
and okay, you ignore him. I'm gonna give you thanks
to our friends at Eminem's Minis Chocolate Candies. We're gonna
give you a five hundred dollars cash gift card. Yeah wow.
Or if you want to go Scary, you'll give you
a T shirt. It's either way, the five hundred dollars
cash gift card or a T shirt from Scary anyway.
The green the Green Mini Eminem's are my favorite here

(01:26:01):
on Saint Patrick's Day. So get three out of five correct? Uh?
Kathy o'sheay and you win? Okay, okay. This year Saint
Patrick's Day falls on March seventeenth. What day did it
fall on last year? March seventeenth. In nineteen sixty two,

(01:26:24):
Chicago began its annual Saint Patrick's Day tradition of doing
what to the Chicago River turning a green? Is right?
What was Saint Patrick's real name? Was that Shamus Dara
Dara Dermott or Maywin suck It? Oh? Shoot, I don't

(01:26:49):
know that one. Um, I'll say Dermott. No, it was
Maywin suck it. I'm probably staying his name. Second, Hey,
what was the first color? The first color associated with
Saint Patrick's Day? It wasn't green? Blue? That's right now.

(01:27:13):
How did you know that? Did you guess? No? I? Actually, um,
I'm kind of associated with a couple of Irish societies,
so I kind of knew that Irish societies. Yeah. St. St.
Patrick's color was blue. The specific hue was a light
shade called Saint Patrick's blue, and you can still see
it on ancient Irish flags. And can I can I

(01:27:36):
please give a shout out to the brain Han Loss
the side of Naso County. That's the group I'm affiliated with.
Oh there you go. You're a proud Irish lassie. Thank you.
Are you going to do anything today to celebrate? Are
you gonna just hide under the bed like everyone else?
I'll probably drink when I get home from work. Yeah,
me too, I'll have some nice water. It's not sad,

(01:27:59):
you know what. We're all going to go back to
living living a large before you know it. And I
want you to have that very happy Saint Patrick's Day,
and let's hear it for all of our Irish friends.
Thank you, thank you. I just wanted to wish you
guys good to health. Please stay safe and wash your
hands absolutely, Thank you very much. Kathy, hold on one second.
That was awesome. Yeah, learn some stuff today. I know

(01:28:22):
I'm gonna spend all day drying to drive the snakes
out of Manhattan. What's that word? How do you say it? No,
let's get into the Danielle report. Daniel all right, what
are you going on? All right? So a lot of

(01:28:43):
things going on. First of all, the contestant contestants on
Germany's version of Big Brother have no idea about the coronavirus.
They're supposed to find out today, so you're going to
come out and be surprised. So here's what happened. The
other day. One of them got voted off, and usually
when they get voted off, there's a studio audience waiting
to greet them. Well, there was no studio audience waiting

(01:29:03):
to greet them because of what's going on. So now
everybody in the house is kind of like, what's going on?
What's going on? So they kind of had a meeting
and they decided, okay, look, we're gonna let them know
on a live show. Of course, of course this is
going to be a special that's so crazy. Yeah, so
they're going to find out today what is going on.
It's it is going to be so crazy. But if
you think about it, they're all in the safest place

(01:29:25):
possible because they've all been quarantined and they've been away
from everybody. So right, Jared Leto, Yes, this is a
great story. Yes, so, Jared Letto, he just posted that
he was twelve days on the Silent Meditation in the
desert and he just got back. He had no idea
what was going on. He said that he gets back
and everything has changed. It's so crazy. And he was

(01:29:48):
on he kind of well, we're doing now. He was
kind of doing in the desert. He was away from everybody,
he was meditating, he was on his own, and now
he's coming back and he said he cannot believe it. Yeah,
he's getting all these message just from friends and family
and everything. He said, it's it's crazy. So WrestleMania thirty six,
it is going to be moving from the stadium to

(01:30:08):
WWE's training facility due to coronavirus. So it's not gonna
have a studio an audience. You're you know, usually it's
this huge audience. Everybody gets to watch it, blah blah blah.
You're gonna get to watch it on television. But it's
going to be at the training facility in Orlando on
April fifth, and there's not going to be an audience.
So that's what's going to be happening there. That's so weird.
Like to me, WrestleMania is this huge event. You get

(01:30:31):
a chair, you bring it home, your brother over the
head with it. It's just gonna be different this time around.
So many things are going to be different. So if
you are home. I actually at Elvis Durram show on Instagram.
I give you a list of the movies I think
are pretty cool to watch while you're home. But there
are a lot of TV shows that have one hundred
plus episodes that you can be streaming, Like, I know

(01:30:52):
The Office one of our favorites, love it. We're finishing
up streaming that at home right now. Seinfeld, Smallville, Gilmour Girls,
Brooklyn ninety nine, cheers Er Community. There are so many
shows that you could be streaming at home if you
have a lot of downtime right now and you're not
cleaning out your underwear drawer, you know, painting the house,
cleaning out your underwear exactly, And this is pretty cool.

(01:31:14):
Universal is bumping up the on demand releases of some
of its newer movies to help you pass the time.
So trol I wish I wanted to see one of them,
Rolls World Tour. I can't wait to see Trolls World Tour,
The Invisible Man, The Hunt, Emma, A lot of these movies,
they're gonna give you like a forty eight hour rental
period for like nineteen ninety nine, and you're gonna get
to see these so that's cool. As an Alice postponed

(01:31:34):
it's next three episodes because of of course, the coronavirus
and Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are out of the hospital.
They have not left Australia, but they are renting a
home and that's where they're relaxing right now. That's what's
going on. Oh, Daniel, love you, love you, thank you
so much. I need some corn, beef and cabbage. Now, Hey,
you know what, do something as a gift for your

(01:31:58):
friends and your family. Don't pressure them into doing anything.
Don't go hey, let's just sneak out and go do something. No,
this is really not the time to do it. We
need to be just hunkering down, as they say, staying
out of the traffic. And when I say traffic, I
don't I mean cars, I mean like people like shailing. Yeah,
the traffic of germs. You need to be staying in

(01:32:19):
And I know it takes a lot. I know it's scary.
It's scarier than you think it is. But once you
do it, it's not bad. Yeah, it's good. I'm looking forward.
I'm counting the minutes till I get the hell out
of here and go home. Really it's true. I can't.
I'm looking forward to going home, so it's in a nap. Today.
I'll probably take a nap, but I have a lot
of cleaning to do. I gotta get rid of those

(01:32:41):
old spices. Didn't even have any spice left it. I'm
probably at the point where it's just like a block
of powder. Yeah, I don't even know what it is.
I don't know. I'm gonna clean that mess out today.
That's gonna be awesome. Yeah, scary. I was inspired by
Nate yesterday. You said that you and your girlfriend did
some cleaning and over the weekends. So I took out.

(01:33:01):
I finally found my vacuum cleaner, first of all, and
then I took it out of the cloth. I finally
found your vacuum. It was gone for a while. Where
does it go? I haven't touched it. I haven't touched it.
But the point is, well, who's been vacuuming? I have
somebody come in and once every couple of weeks to
do and they bring their own. No, she's got she's
got money, but you know, vacuum in between like, no,

(01:33:23):
sif I swiffer. I gotta swiffer. The point I had
the dust bunny joy that Nate had on Sunday. Some
dust buddies were under my bed and they're little clusters
of dust, and I'm like, oh, great, God, so good, Radic. Here,
here's okay, here's what you should do. Live a life
where you have zero dust bunnies in your house. How
is that? And next time, don't hide your vacuum cleaner
behind your inflatable woman washing machine, which I never use.

(01:33:49):
People beinged hundreds of the Weekend wild, Oh my god,
so glad I watched it. Also, people are telling me, Elvis,
You've got to watch Spencer Confidential. Yeah. A lot of
people are swearing by that show. What is it? I
don't know. I know Mark Wahlberg is in it, and
it's supposed to be funny. You're saying it's great. It's Netflix.
It's a it's a movie. It looks it looks good.
But I did have a couple of friends tell me
that it's not worth it. I don't know. I'm getting

(01:34:09):
mixed reviews because I want to watch it as well.
Are they friends that you trust, Yes, a couple of them.
What's up? Garrett post Malone's in it too? Yes? Is
he good? Yeah? No, it's very good, do you. I
liked it. Yes, at times I'm afraid you gonna do
it right now, I'm sorry, I asked. All right, let's
get into a sound with Garrett. Garrett, what's going on?

(01:34:30):
So yesterday we played this great clip from Italy. Since
everyone's quarantine, they go out to their balconies and they sing. Right,
we played this clip. We said that can never happen
in New York. Right. So Trevor Noah, he is on
isolation as well, and he went out to his balcony
yesterday to try to sing with the rest of New York.
So I've been inspired by Italy, and I figure, like,

(01:34:53):
why don't we do this in New York. We're also
neighbors are here. It's let's be together. You know, I
can show you the world shining sham. All right, So
we played this clip of Cardi B. Yesterday. A guy

(01:35:14):
online put Cardi B's coronavirus rant music sounds like this. Yes,
I watched it. There's the first thing I saw when
I woke up this morning. Yes, So DJ Snake said, hey,
let me give it a try. There you go. Cardi

(01:35:47):
B's actually asking for royalties from this. By the way
like all the remixes that are coming out. And finally,
since it is Saint Patrick's day, let's end on a
happy note. Red Hot Chili Pipers doing a cover of
CNC Music Factory Gonna make you sweat? There you go.

(01:36:36):
I love them Red Hot Chili Pipers. You know what,
Let's be honest. The only true irishman in the room
is our own garret right thrown throught according to uh
all the the ancestry tests. What's the other two percent? German? Yeah, German? Well,
happy Saint Patrick's tat, Thank you very much? You know
a Klalahan family corned beef tonight, cannot wait? Who's making

(01:36:59):
it out? My wife ally is Wow? Is she Irish?
Uh no, she's Italian hundred percent? Well she's Irish now yeah,
hey scary? Who do you have the tires show there?
How sa Pine? Oh yeah, all right, happy Saint Patrick's Day.
The three things you need to know from Gandhi coming
up after bucket up, bucket and let me bick in.

(01:37:37):
Came the wind down on me. That's a sin. I
won't tell my suck up, get a back up, try
and play the running out a whole coat up, stand up,
your hands up thing you got the pails, jump ups,
the sinling monthless someone sucking jumped up something they and
then I'm taking the pump feeling get hamping. I dunk.
I got more times in this cups a dunk gon

(01:37:58):
try and suck up, puffing the kids on my head
with my mom my arms. I can't nick it down.
I can't nick it down, so get down you sitting
jump around, chump around, chump around, chimp around, chump, check
up and get down up. Tell me everybody talk cho

(01:38:21):
tell me everybody tump me chump. I'll get your making
picking steps up. I'm slacking up. Work to your arms.
I came to drop arm me. I got more rounds
and the bob's got ms and just like about a
gift son ip proturned and they one stepping on me.
You'll get burning because I got barret, but you ain't
gotten you come about with a shotgun shot, but do

(01:38:43):
get a focus. I do the damn trying to step
make your ticket as cup. I got the skill. Come
get your bill because when I shoot the gifts I shoot,
I can't nick it down. I can't nick it down,
so'll get down. Just seating, jump around, chump around, chump around, chamber,
chump fun, jump up and get down, chump. Watch tell

(01:39:06):
me nobody, jump watch, tell let me up, tell me chump.
Tell me if we read kid kid, I'm the cream
of the crop. I right to the top. I never
eat up because I'm come my beady yet a terminado

(01:39:28):
like on the fort Anack. I'm trying to blame me
out like becausing My name is Saga. But I ain't
going out like no problem. I'm stalling here when I
might switch it. I'm bumping around down, but I cat
head and then you rake up in the dorner to day.
I'm coming to kitchen. I'm coming to kitch up and
lyrics told me, I watch you. I came to get down.
I came to get down a get out, just seeing

(01:39:48):
jump around, chomp around, chamber, chamber jump fun, jump op
and get down. Chump. There you go. Now, I'm I'm

(01:40:29):
totally obsessed with corn, beef and cabbage. But if I
don't get it today, I'm gonna I'm gonna start a fight.
I'm sure you can order it somewhere. Literally, I've never
tried corn beef and cabbage. I don't know what I'm
missing out on no idea salty fatty. It's all good. Okay,
that's very good. That's right, frog ya sa, it's salty
fatty and it's so good. Is it a like? What

(01:40:50):
is it like? It's a beef, it's brisk but corn.
It's corned. It's corned corn. Well, they soak it in
a solution of spron and it's spices. Yeah, but not corn. Well,
it's corned. I don't think there's any corn and corn
to beef. No, yes, Brody, they use rock salt, and
the nuggets of rock salt are called corns. That's why

(01:41:13):
they call the corned beef. Next. Yeah, you're not going
to have the revelation later of when did I have corn?
It's not that they shave them off people's feet, but
it's the same cud of beef as brisket's right. So
now you know we've we've really given you everything you
need to know. You can always google that, I guess, yeah,
but I like to ask you guys. Okay, but like
it was some spicy Coleman's mustard on there? Oh yeah,

(01:41:35):
on rye bread? Okay, what's that? Can you corn other things?
I guess you can Yeah, you could pickle things took
you sound like an irishman. That's crab. Can't wait to
corn some chicken later? Corn? Oh man, you can corn.
I'm not gonna corn corn. Yeah we can say that

(01:42:03):
corn a hole? Yeah, don't. You're gonna put my microphone
down hole? Okays, just playing on the driveway last week,
a lot of people are playing I shut up your cornhole.
It's a beambag toss game. All right. With that said,

(01:42:24):
into the three things you need to know Gandhi. Canada
is closing its borders to non citizens due to the
coronavirus pandemic. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said yesterday that it's
time to take every precaution to keep people safe. Canada
is making some exceptions for US citizens, but the country
is also urging Canadian citizens who are outside the country
to please come home. Today is another primary day in

(01:42:47):
the race for the Democratic presidential nomination. Ohio voters are
not going to be able to vote today. That is
causing a lot of controversy. As of right now, the
elections are just postponed until June second. But if you
live in Florida, Illinois, or Arizona, you should still be
able to vote. And now for something sweet and helpful.
There is something called a kindness postcard. It's a card
you can print out and it put it in your

(01:43:07):
neighbor's mailbox in case they need assistance. You just listen
to your name and your phone number and it says
please call if you need groceries, supplies, or even just
somebody to talk to. And you can keep that safe
social distance that we keep talking about, because that is
very important and it's going to help us get through
this a lot faster. Excellent, great advice. Thank you so much, Gandhi.
By the way, just a little side note, we are
totally live. A lot of shows are trying to figure

(01:43:31):
out what they're gonna do, and we're gonna we're gonna
keep going as long as we can. Yeah, and I
think if we all just play our cards right, we're
gonna be cool. We'll get through all this together, bringing
your live shows every day. And what, oh my gosh,
someone just said they're gonna send me some corn beef.
I gotta go. We'll be live again after we go

(01:43:54):
accept our corned beef delivery. Thank you very much. Anyway,
we are live and we're here for you and thank
you for listening to us The Martin Show. Happy Saint
Patrick's Day from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Well,

(01:44:18):
you know, if you want your brain operated on, you
go to a brain surgeon. Correct. Yes, yeah, So why
would you get your breakfast burrito from a burger place
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(01:45:03):
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and during breakfast hour, Happy Saint Patrick's Day from Elvis
to Urrand in the morning show Something fun to watch tonight.
I do believe Ellen's Game of Games is on tonight.
I want to be on that show so bad. It

(01:45:24):
is a fun show, and we need more shows like
that we can just watch and enjoy and you know whatever.
I was looking at the Netflix Top ten Number one,
Spencer Confidential. Mark Wahlberg stars as a former police detective
who dives back into Boston's criminal underworld to unravel a
murder conspiracy and post malone. Number two on the Netflix

(01:45:45):
Top ten. On my Block, Oh really, a group of
teen friends aren't as close as they were two years ago.
Season three finale. Oh I watched season one and then
I tapped out of that Lost Girls Very Serious. A
woman determined to find her miss escort daughter launches an
investigation that brings to like multiple unsolved cases of murdered
sex workers. Oh, I'm definitely gonna watch that Lost Girls. Yeah,

(01:46:09):
I love true crime stuff. Daniel Love's Love is Blind
with Nick and Vanessa Lache. You like that one? No,
I thought you said you love me. The Trials of
Gabriel Fernandez that is supposed to be a sad, sad,
sad show. Now that's one of those things you have
to brace yourself for it. Be in the right place
to watch it because it's sad. And then if you
want to really get down and dirty with the headlines

(01:46:32):
of the day from nineteen ninety five, number six on
Netflix Top ten is Outbreak. Yeah no, it's number six.
People are watching it. A team of doctors fight against
a dangerous airborne virus spread by African monkeys smuggled into
the US. It could happen. No, no, no, no Elite

(01:46:52):
The season three premieres number seven on the Netflix top ten.
Dirty Money is about Ard Kushner's real estate empire, okay,
the Wells Fargo banking scandal, and Malaysia's corruption case. Angry
Birds Movie two is number nine, and Space Jam from
nineteen ninety six, Oh yeah, Space Dam is So Good

(01:47:13):
is number ten. And you know what's a week from Friday? Right?
What's a week from Friday? Ozark three, I'm looking forward to,
uh my quarantine nights. Don't call me Ozarks in? What
kind of text are coming in? Askary? Somebody just texted
in a recipe suggestion for you Elvis. I make my corn,
beef and cabbage in a croc pot with some Guinness

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extra stout poured over it in the crock pot. Yea.
And Heather from Potsdam wrote in saying that she's stressed
about daycare for her son, but hearing our show has
helped her to calm down. You know, a lot of
people are learning that you can you can control your anxiety.
Sometimes there are there are ways to to try to

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relax and take a deep breath. And I know it's
not easy for everyone. And there are some people who
are out there battling against anxiety and anxious moments every
moment of the day. And I would never ever sit
here and pretend like, well, you should just stop that now.
I know better. I have friends you're dealing with it
every day. But if you can find you find your
way into a situation where you can take some deep

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breaths enjoy your time alone. Some people just cannot spend
time alone with their thoughts and with that empty space
in their head where they have to fill it up
with anxiety and fright and stuff. And you don't reach
out to a friend and say, hey, I'm having my moment.
Oh you know, you have, you know you do have

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that at least one friend who understands you and understands
your anxiety. Of course, call them say hey, you want
to FaceTime later? Have you FaceTime to anyone during this Yeah,
we face time to Uncle Johnny yesterday. That made me
a little anxious. I had a little shortness of breath.
It's like, oh, yeah, you're facing time facetiming people. Yeah,

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I mean I FaceTime my family. I FaceTime my boyfriend
because everybody's far away, so I'm always on that thing. Yeah,
what about you? Straight ate did a group FaceTime with
my two best friends in Los Angeles, and they're just
as concerned as everybody here. And I think group FaceTime
is great too, because you get a lot of people
on it once and you get to see everybody, and
it just makes you feel like we're all in this together. Yeah, yeah,

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I want. I don't know what I'm gonna see my
mom again. I was telling her to let us night.
I'm like, Mom, I don't know what I'm gonna see
you next. It's so crazytime to FaceTime. But when I
FaceTime my mom usually I either see the bottom of
her face or the top of her She never quite
gets it in the center the frame. Yeah, okay, So
you know, if you're very, very anxious about the condition

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and the virus, what you can do is do the
smart thing, stay out it, stay home. Yes, as as
big a question marks as that is in your head,
like what does that mean? Just staying at home by myself?
You know what, It's giving you less things to be
anxious about. You're in your home, You're in your four walls,
where you are at your safest, so to speak, unless

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you're unless you live with scary who hasn't vacuumed in
over a decade. There are some dust bunnies came to life.
There are some really good graphics and just pictures. If
you don't understand what the social distancing is going to do,
you've all seen the matches, right, Yeah. So Katie Kirk
actually posted a video of how that works and it's great.

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So if you want to go take a look. Just
if you were wondering should I or should I not?
You should And there's a reason why, right. You know
what my dad always used to say, if you want
to live a safe life, don't walk out in front
of a moving bus. And that's an extreme way of saying,
you know what, if you want less anxiety as far
as this goes, as far as this virus goes, don't

(01:50:56):
put yourself in a place it's going to make you
more anxious. Ye, stay home, let me come over and
cook for you. Oh, I would love that. I'll come
over and cook for you. I'll wear my mask. Chicken palm.
You know what I'm doing, Chicken palm tonight. Oh and
I'm by myself. I'm doing chicken palm party of one's.
I'll come over and sit twelve feet away if you
just I'm looking forward to it. Hey, take care of yourself,

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and just know that we're here, and we may always
say the right things. We may say stuff that makes
you pissed off sometimes, and of course Froggy usually says
something that disgusted you, right, But you love that. Yeah,
that's why we love him. Use your FaceTime today. That's
that's the morning show challenge. FaceTime from People today. I'm
I'm gonna FaceTime family. Yeah, I'm gonna FaceTime Danielle. I

(01:51:43):
FaceTime Danielle. Actually I owe her an apology. I FaceTime
her from a restaurant a couple of weeks ago with
some fans and Danielle just gotten off the peloton and
I was getting in the shower and she answered, well,
don't don't answer, Oh no, because because it's froggy and
Lisa answer, yeah, well okay, you look like crapy. Definitely
don't FaceTime unless you they know you're coming on FaceTime. Okay,

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let's take a break. We'll be back after this. The
Holiday of the Lucky Charms. Happy Saint Patrick's Day from
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Oh, Happy Saint Pat's
next Day. Hey, is it true Tom Brady is not

(01:52:27):
going back to the Patriots. Oh yeah, that's one of
my three things. He's out twenty years with the Pats,
and he announces on Saint Patrick's Day in the city
where the Saint Patrick's Day parade was canceled, that he
is not going to be returning. My friends say that
it's going crazy over there, talk about it. Really couldn't
have waited. I mean today, today's the beginning of free agency.

(01:52:48):
Today's the day they could avoid the last two years
of his contract. They did, so he's announcing that he
won't be back. One of the teams they think he's
gonna go to is the team that I like a lot,
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, And I gotta be honest with you,
I don't really want him why. I don't know what's
gonna I don't want to be the team that ruined
Tom Brady. I just don't. I want Tom Brady to
go out the way he is as a champion, as

(01:53:09):
a well respected player. And I know how the Buccaneers
have away of just screwing things. So you're saying it
and be better if he just retired, yes, or go
to another team and where you could possibly win again,
improve that you could do it without Billichick, him without
the Patriot way. I mean, I know he's going to
try that, but my friends are telling me from the
city of Boston it's not good. Right now, he's on

(01:53:30):
a beach with Gazelle right now. Here's the thing about
Tom Brady. I just he's not tall enough to play basketball.
Is that what this game is? Tennis? Actually not very
good at rebounding, you, right, I'm kidding. I know he's
a hockey guy, but it's just so bizarre to me
that he's done so much for that city and that
team and now they turn their back on him. It's

(01:53:51):
just bizarre to me that I don't know. I think
turning their back on him is up in the air
for debate. Well what do you mean by that? So
some people are saying that he didn't get a fair
shake when his contract was up for renewal. They didn't
offer him the money that he should be getting. Other
people are saying, he's forty two years old and didn't
have a great last season. Why should they pay him more.
It's a sport at the end of the day, that's
what it is. Are you winning or are you not?

(01:54:12):
So I think saying that the city turned their back
on him, I don't know about that. I mean that
city has worshiped Tom Brady for a long time. All Right,
keep an eye on that Gandhi developing story. Let's get
into the three things you need to know. I'm assuming
we just we just ran one off. Okay, here's two
things you need to know from throwing another one if
you want to do it. Well. There are some new
guidelines out from the White House and now the recommendation

(01:54:34):
is to avoid gatherings of more than ten people. Yesterday
it was fifty, today it's ten. They are saying that
everyone has a critical role to play and stopping the
transmission of the coronavirus. President Trump warned that it could
be July August or even later before this is over
here in the US. He is also urging older Americans
please stay home, keep away from other people, as they
are at an increased rate of contracting the virus. Now

(01:54:56):
we talk to somebody today who was twenty seven years
old and healthy, she's a runner. She has contracted the
virus as well. So it's not just older people. A
lot of people are susceptible to this. Stay in if
you can stay in. Actually, social distancing right now is
really going to help us get through all of this.
A quick update on big events as of right now.
The Kentucky Derby is being postponed until September. The NFL

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Draft will happen, but no audience and no events in
Vegas that they usually have going on at the time.
The Prime Minister of Japan says that the Olympics will
go on as planned. Voting in Illinois, Florida and Arizona
going on as planned today, but Ohio voting has been
postponed until June. Second, and just a lighter story, TikTok
catching some heat because Apparently they're trying to filter what

(01:55:38):
you see based on how attractive people are and whether
or not they're rich. How could this be get out
of no way? Right? Of course they're saying, no, we
wanted to protect people from cyberbullying if they were Are
you ready for this? Poor, disabled, toothless, ugly or obese?
They wanted to protect people from being bullied. But this
is why I cannot go on. I am all of
the above memo. There's actual talk about needing to retain

(01:56:02):
and keep new users and grow the apps, though there
was no mention of anti bullying. All right, well, thank
you Gary. A great Saint Patrick's Dad phone tap coming
up right after this Saint Patrick's Day from Elvis Durand
in the morning show It Scary Jones. The Titans of
Baking are back on Food Network. Buddy the Last Joe
and Duff Golden push each other to create the best

(01:56:23):
cakes of their careers in this epic battle for baking domination.
Buddy Versus Duff Too is back with an all new
episode this Sunday at nine eighth Central on Food Network.
Elvis Elvis Durand The Elvis Durand Phone Tap. All right,
let's get into it. Scary you want to set it up? Yeah,
let's do it. So Suzette emailed us wanting to play
a phone tap on both her grandparents, Gene j E

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A n and Gene g E N E. They've been
waiting on a callback from the pharmacy under Gene and
Jean Jean and Gene. How great is this? It's perfect?
So all right, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald are about
to phone tap Gene and Gene. Correct, this is a
strange They've been waiting on a callback from the pharmacy
for the constipation prescription. So Suzantte told me they're easily confused.

(01:57:08):
So bald freak Ronnie and I got into the studio.
I took this opportunity to pretend to be their friendly
neighborhood pharmacists. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Geane please. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's two of them. You want? You want my wife? Well,
I don't know who I want. This is Patrick Fitzgerald
from sne yorhol Oh the money, it's the drug store?

(01:57:31):
What Hi? This is Patrick Fitzgerald from calling about your
mirror axe. That's my order. It's ready to be picked up.
I'm sorry about the delay on that. We were all
backed up. Is that right? We were waiting a couple
of days for that? Now can your whole pharmacy? Gerald

(01:57:52):
Fitzpatrick speaking, How can I help you? Guys? Right? Go ahead, Gene,
I'm gonna ask them how much is a total? I
have an order here for amodium. No, Gene, you didn't
order amodium, did you? No, we had the mirrorax. We
need mirror reax. Gene. Are you sure it's not amodium
because I see amodium here? No, it's not amodium. I

(01:58:13):
am no. What what sort of symptoms are you having? Gene?
Stomach clamps? I got a poop? Oh, well then you
wouldn't need amodium. It needs a merroraxe. Don't confuse me. No,
this is Patrick Fitzgerald. How much longer do we have
to wait for this? I have your dual galaxe here,
du galaze the doctor prescribed marlax, not a duke galaxe.

(01:58:34):
I what you're talking about? But this man hasn't made
a BM and a forty eight hours you wanted to
get us on DM. This is a landline, not a
cell phone. You can't text us. No, it's so confused.
I don't understand. This is Gerald Fitzpatrick. Who am I
speaking to? Is this gene gene? So you're both the
same gene or crying out you're like a pair of jeans. Yeah,

(01:59:00):
that's right. Here for Kaopec tape. And we have a
special today, two Kopec tapes for seventeen ninety nine proper
special plus additional sales tax. Actually this is duty free.
He doesn't have diarrhea. He's got a hard story. You know,
you may want to go with a generic brand because
this is not on sale this week. Good news, these
are on clearance. We're trying to dump them a mirror

(01:59:22):
ax what we always get. I'm sorry, guys, I'm new here.
Bear with me. I've been here for twenty five years.
I'm a veteran, been professional, getting sun straight. Can you
tell me the address to send this to. You'll just
call to tell me it's ready to be picked up.
And now you're asking me for my aad track. I
can't wait anymore. I feel like I've got golf balls
up my head. All right, guys, I got your emmotium,

(01:59:44):
your Kaopec tapes, your Pepto bismol forty three ninety nine
that's a pickup. And I also have another golf balls here.
I have fifty six thousand, thirty three cents for the
Ducal Axe and the mirror ax. And we're gonna met
that to you. No, you're going to deliver it. Who
are we talking to? This is Patrick Fitzgerald. This is
Gerald Fitzpatrick. It's two of them. You guys are out
of your mind. You're not nailing nothing. You're coming down

(02:00:06):
here right now. Feels like there's a brick up there.
All right, you know what, I'm gonna drive right over there.
I'm sorry, guys, I don't drive. How about we call
your granddaughter Suzette. I shall take care of this whole thing.
To do with this, well, she's the one playing a
phone tap on both of you. My name is Scary
Jones from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, and I'm
bald freak grinding. This phone is tap? Do you mean

(02:00:28):
you're conversation? Millions of people are tapped into hearing this conversation.
You could say that, just believe we really do medication.
Have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Ellis
Durand dot com, click on the phone tap tab. Tell

(02:00:49):
us what you want to do this phone tab was
prerecorded with permission granted by all parts Elvis Duran phone tab.
We're on Elvis Durand in the Morning show. Let me
see they're always after me, Lucky Charming Show. One more
look at the daniel Report Danielle all right. So a
lot of celebrities have taken to Instagram and Twitter to

(02:01:09):
kind of keep themselves busy and to give us some entertainment.
So I know that Pink has been giving Pitney piano lessons.
Chris Martin's a little concert, and so John Legend says, Hey,
my friend Chris Martin gave a concert. I'm giving one too.
So today one pm Pacific, which is four pm Eastern,
John Legend will be doing that on his Instagram. So cool.
I love it. Taylor Swift was doing something Josh Gadd

(02:01:31):
on Twitter. You know a lot of things going on,
so check that out when you get a chance. Billie Eilish,
she's working on her follow up album, so that's awesome.
Drake just landed his two hundred and eighth song on
the Billboard Hot one hundred, setting a new record. Oprah's
Bank account. That's the name of the song he did
it with a little Yatti and the baby. So congratulations there.

(02:01:51):
Met Galla postponed and definitely Megan and Harry on lockdown
in Canada. I mean, I mean, there's just so many things.
The Razzie Awards were given out. Who cares? Yeah, google
that if you want to know the way I mean,
you forget about these things are happening. You know it's crazy. No,
we didn't forget because you were in mind. Thank you, Danielle.
The three things you need to know Gandhi. So things
are changing hour by hour, as we've been saying, and

(02:02:13):
yesterday it was announced, Hey, no gatherings of fifty people
or more. Today they're saying no gatherings of ten people
or more. So if you can stay away from everyone,
stay away, because social distancing is really going to help us.
A lot of people were thinking this is only affecting
a certain age group. That is not true. We talked
to someone today who is twenty seven years old, absolutely healthy.
She's a marathon runner and she now has the coronavirus.

(02:02:34):
So be careful, stay away from things if you can
stay away from them. Canada closing its borders to non citizens,
they will be making some exceptions for US citizens, but
the country is shutting down in order to keep people
safe and urging their citizens to come home. And finally,
we know a lot of places are shutting down, but
Amazon is now hiring. They're looking for one hundred thousand
additional employees because of the surge in people ordering things online.

(02:02:58):
Thank You Show, the Morning Show, This Morning Show, Happy
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