The Day Jason Derulo Zoom'd In

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Portions of this program are prerecorded. Do So Good. We're
about to do something wacky on the Wacky Morning Show.
Good Bye, good Morning. Yeah, I had sex with him.
Do you want if I put my toe on your
ankle look at the table wood, I would most certainly

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come back as a straight female so I can have
sex with all the hot straight boys. Say that song.
All this burping is turning me on. You Do so Good,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Well, we are halfway
through this dog of a week. Yeah, I know it's Wednesday. Wednesday.

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I thought it was Friday when I woke up, and
then I was like, no, it's not. You know, we
could make it Friday. We have that magic. We get
to say today's Friday by four day weekend Friday. Hey, so,
welcome to the weekends Friday. According to daniel good morning, Danielle,
Good morning, Hi Froggy, Hello, Well hello there, gandhi Hello. Producer.
Sam's at Master Control in beautiful downtown Manhattan today. Hello Sam,

(01:11):
good morning. Is it great to come into the office
every once in a while. I mean, I do freaking
love Wednesdays. I'm not even gonna lie I love here.
Wednesday's your official in the office day. I didn't know
that that's my day because it's just much easier to
use the official studio on that day of tasks. Okay, well,
it's not like everyone else is in line to use
any studios. Good morning, scary, good morning. There's Scottie b

(01:32):
at Master Control at Z one hundred, New York. Hi there,
and there's oh, there's straight name. Well, all right, so
I'm gonna make the request for the first song of
the day today. It could be a little challenging because
it's a sing along and oh well, a lot of
people don't understand is as we are broadcasting our show

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are segments from different places in the country. There's a
little delay, so it's impossible to kind of along with
the song, but the results are usually just astounding. Oh
what's the song? I hope I know it? Well, you don't,
but we do, Okay, should you should print up the
words to Thank God I'm a Country Boy by John
Denver and I'll tell you, Okay, since I spend all

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of my days out here in the country, I'm on
the farm. I've been. I'm living on a farm since March. Right, Yeah,
something in today's song is going to be for me
and all of those who are staying at home and
working and living on farms, because we're all a bunch
of country boys. Hit scary, We're a laugh on the farm.
Try of live back then, munch of old country ball.
Try the first side. Thank god, I'm a country boy

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working on the farm. You're turned in, now, you're turned
in the Thank god, I'm a country boy. Well got
me up, fine, forgot me when the sun's coming up.
But get cakes on the middle. Thank god, I'm a
country and sonset pull out the middle man, Rosson's frog,

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your next kids, arm asleepepaddle. Thank thank god, I'm a
country boy. It's very good. So a fiddle man I can.
Thank god. I'm a Brooklyn boy. Well god, alright, as

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you see, this is not working. Actually my voice may
actually be working because I'm trying to sing a half
a second before the song. Than for you? Is it working?
Is actually for you? But it's weird. What else rights working?
For me? You have to sing a half second before
the song, and it may it may work. We'll see
what happens in a moment. You know what I'm saying.
We're gonna give meate another stroke. I'm worried. I'll show

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me how it works. Watch this, Okay, I thank god
I'm my country boy. Same girl, people, that's a mighty key.
Tell you now, thank God, I'm a country boy. Well,
my god, my wife igot the old fiddle widars suns
coming up. I got cake, so the riddle. My god,

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I was really glad. I don't know. I don't know. Well,
we're trying to all of our listeners who are out
in the country. Country boys, country girls, get ready to
go out do some farming, melt some cows. We appreciate
you listening to us, as we know our farmers across
America are so important to us. We salute you today.
All right, what John din for bread on home? Come on, John,

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I'm a fiddle. My dad is the big he died.
Put my by the hand. Hum they close to his side.
That live a good life. Thank God, I'm a country boy.
There you got my daddy want me and how to hunt,
how to work pendle and thank god? Who God, I'm

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a country bay. You know what, if you're listening in
Canada this morning, in Toronto, you're you're a country person.
You're a different country. Well, welcome to the day. It
is Wednesday, November eighteenth. I do believe. Thank you, John Denver,

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God rest your soul. Yeah all right, let's get rolling. Okay, Well,
what can we do to top that? Nothing? That's it
is the highlight of the day. Time to go now,
next time we're seeing that Gandhi. You really need to
have those words committed to memory. Okay, this is something
I need to like work on on the side because

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I never think about it until it actually pops up,
and then every time I think I don't know these words.
You're an Indian country boy. Yes we call it daisy folk.
Oh really okay cool. Our first call of the day
is Sophia. She just left Jim. Oh my god. We
just got our work out into So you arrive at
the gym every morning at what time? Sophia? Um? I

(06:19):
actually get that five am every morning? Wow, I try
to go every morning. Good for you. So working out
makes you feel better. You have friends giving on the
way next weekend. So you're in charge of mashed potatoes
and cookies, the two most fattening things at the table.
So how do you do your mashed potatoes? Tell us
your mashed potatoes secret? Goum so it's actually my sister's

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recipe and potatoes and then we use actually cream cheese
and sour cream. Yeah that works. Yeah. Yeah, it's a
subtle little tang. It's so good. Yeah, it's a great
name for a drag queen. Subtle tang. Okay, and your cookies.
What cookies are you taking to friends giving? Oh? I'll

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talk with hip when I make them homemade. A girl,
that's good. All right, I'm getting ready. So how many
people will be at your friends giving? Um, we're keeping
in a little bit safe, so it's gonna be five
of us. All right, that's possible. Well, I hope you
guys have a great day together. I'm looking forward to
our small little family gathering. You are the first caller

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of the day, Sophia, and we're gonna see you some
Elvis Drain Morning Show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. I hope
you have a great day to day. Thank you. I've
been so I've been hoping to win the group, so
I'm really excited. Well, here they come, whether you like
it or not, incoming. Have a great day, Sophia. Thanks
for starting our show off as first caller of the day.
Hold on one, second. Okay, And there you have it,

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Sophia setting the pace. She's already been working out. God,
I feel like such a slob. I know for you.
I worked out, I hit snooze, I had Okay. So,
there's a place in my area that does COVID testing,
and I have to get a COVID test for that
tooth extraction that I've yet to do. You're saying I

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have to have a COVID test, And so I was.
Every day I try to go online to make an
appointment and I don't get in. So I went on
at four o'clock this morning and got in. So, yeah,
COVID test. I'm so excited. Swab my nose. All right.
So horoscopes, who are you doing them with today, Producer Sam.
I'd love to do them with Gandhi and hope it's
not another debacle. Oh yeah, we got them to see

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if we got this all right? If you celebrate today
happy birthday, you are celebrating with Owen Wilson and Chloe.
How do you say the last name Savania Transylvania, Happy birthday, Chloe.
All right, right, Capricorn, it may feel like your batteries
have been recharged, so get out and go on a

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new adventure. Your day is at ten Aquarius. Stop dulling
your shine, continue to fire on all cylinders, and try
to network as much as possible. Your days and eight Pisces.
Don't shut yourself off from exploring new opportunities. Try to
wander outside your comfort zone. Your day is seven Arias.
Try some good old fashioned teamwork to accomplish your goals.
Two heads are better than one. Your days and nine Taurus.

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While your patients may be running thin, try to give
others the benefit of the doubt. Your day is a
nine hey Gemini. Look to streamline at chore that you
often put off and start creating healthy habits. Your day's
in eight Cancer. Express your opinions candidly and make sure
you take credit for all the hard work you've done.
Your day is an eight to Leo. You may be
feeling extra sentimental. Give yourself some time to take that

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all in. Your day's a ten Virgo. A collaboration with
an unlikely colleague, Well, have you see things in a
new and creative light. Your day is a nine Libra.
Don't let your fiery temper get in the way of
allowing yourself to have a good time. Oh dear, your
day is a seven. Scorpio, fly under the radar and
stay out of sight. Take the time to really focus
on your responsibilities. Your day is an eight. And finally, Sagittarius,

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take your mental health seriously as you begin to stop
any self doubts and instead focus on positive compliments. Your
day is a nine and those are your Wednesday morning.
Our scopes have you rolled into the three things you
need to know? Looking at the text, we do have
a lot of farmers. We've got some Christmas tree farmers listening.
Love you too, some people cleaning out the horse stalls
before they get on with their day. Loving it all right.

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To all of our tractor driving, horse stall cleaning farmers,
we love you. Thanks for listening to us. All right, Gandhi,
what's going on well? As positive cases of the coronavirus
continue to surge, cases at nursing homes are at an
all time high. According to federal data, there were over
ten thousand cases in nursing homes during the first week
in November, which is the most recent information available. That's

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more than the previous high set back in July. More
than ninety four thousand Americans have now died at long
term care centers. Meanwhile, with no concession yet from President Trump,
information sharing has still been hindered, and yesterday top officials
at the American Hospital Association, the American Medical Association, and
the American Nurses Association sent him a letter urging him
to cooperate with President Electjoe Biden, saying information needs to

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be shared to save lives. The current death toll has
passed two hundred and forty eight thousand. Israel and the
Palestinian Authority are agreeing to stick with all the agreements
that they've reached in the past. This is a big announcement.
It came on Tuesday from the PA General's Authority for
Civil Affairs. Senior Israeli officials backed that up, saying that
all relations, including security coordination, are being restored. And finally,

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Twitter is about to let us all be a bit
more shady by adding what everybody has had for a while,
but they're calling it fleets. They're also known as disappearing tweets.
Instagram has had it on the story for a while,
Snapchat had it before that, but it's basically going to
be vanishing tweets after twenty four hours. The new feature
will be available to all iPhone and Android users globally,

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and the company said that through their tests in Brazil, Italy, India,
and South Korea, they found that people with fleets are
actually talking more on Twitter, using it more, and they
want to do that. The fleet can be a text,
a reaction to a tweet, photo, or video with background
and text customization options. So yeay, Twitter is jumping into
like twenty eighteen. Yeay, congratulations, those are your three things.
I thought fleets were like douches. I don't want to

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tweet a Twitter enema. I mean, okay, I'm in calling
me there, all right. We do have a one thousand
dollars at mac Weldon free money phone tap coming up
for you, a lot of stuff. Who knows what we're
doing today. We don't even know what we're doing today,
So stick around and find out for yourself. You guys,
ready for Wednesday? Yeah, yeah, all right, let's go do it. Hey,
I'm a brand new listener. I love you guys, Thank

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you so much. In the Morning Show tomorrow, get ready
to spend the holidays with Jersey Shore on MTV. It's
the biggest vacation in Jersey Shore history. As the fan
brings the extended family along for the ride. Don't miss
Jersey Shore Family Vacation new season premieres tomorrow at eight
seventh Central on MTV. In the Morning show, you know

(12:52):
who we should put on a rocket ship and send
up outer space never to be seen again. Oh, we'll
have a list of people whole ship. Okay, well, oh yeah,
I have a big shipment of people going up never
to be returned. People who are porch pirates, people who
are stealing from people's porches. You know what, our friends
with the US Postal Service and fed X and ups

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all the delivery services, they worked their asses off to
get these packages to the right place. Yea, they have
strenuous days now more than ever because we're all sitting
at home on our asses ordering stuff from Amazon, and
then people show up and decide they're going to take
your stuff. You know what, fu, I'm sorry. I hate
to be such a bad boy today. F you up

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your nose. Don't take people's stuff. And some people have
them on their ring, you know, their ring cameras stealing
but you can't see them, and there's nothing you can
do about it. You just you just get you know,
your packages taken and nothing you can do, Daniel. They'll
take they'll take your ring camera. I mean, relentless. You
know what, You don't know what's in those boxes. That
could be the last gift for someone who's probably spending

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their last days on earth. It could be I'll get
for someone who doesn't have money to have a Christmas
or a birthday. You know, you don't know what's in
those boxes. Leave them alone. The reason I'm so so
amped up over this is because it happened to a
friend of mine yesterday. She was expecting a very very
very important keepsake that belonged to her mother who passed away,
and she's never going to see her again. She couldn't
be with her when she was passing away because of

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the stupid COVID and it was a little trinket. It's
the only thing she wanted from her mother. So her
sister fed exit to her and they have them on
the ring camera stealing it off their front pal. So gross.
I did watch a nice compilation video though, of instant
karma of people stealing things off of porches and then
immediately falling and like breaking a leg or steping into

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the street, was getting hit by a FedEx truck. Hey,
did you see the video I sent some of you
The guy that has a FedEx truck passed parked across
the street and he's about to walk over in a
UPS truck goes by and he shoots him the finger
or yeah, the other way around. He's like, screw the competition,
screw you. Send that video too, I felt to send

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to someone anyway. Yeah, leave people stuff alone. I think
what we're missing here and the best gift all of
us can give everyone else on this earth of ours
is peace on earth. And that includes not bullying, not
being a jerk. You know, just because you disagree, it
doesn't mean you have to like make them feel like crapps. Yep,

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that's the gift you give. And some people are getting
meds delivered to them, like you have no idea what's
in that box? A life saving device? Syringes? You don't know?
Leave it alone. So gummies, yes, gummies, don't touch my porch.
I know what scary. I don't know why they singled
out this story, but I was listening to the news
station on the way in and they were talking about
a porch pirate that they saw on a camera on

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October twenty third, and the gift was for a six
year old boy. It was his birthday and all it
was a Lego set, and they stole the Lego set.
And and how is this mother who can't afford to
buy another Lego set for this kid? Done? Exactly my point. Actually,
it's just stop it. If you know someone who's doing it,
you know, call, call the police, call the poem called

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the Poe, get him in here. Wow, I'm just starting.
I'm starting to make my I am writing a list
of people we need to send to it out of space.
I don't even I'm not even going to put a
planet on there. I did. What if the first planet
it hits, they stay there, it's all theres Maybe they
should just have to float around space the whole time.
That would be even worse. Yeah. Hey, here's a question.

(16:29):
Why is Pepsi putting out apple pie flavored soda? Is
this really what we need in all lives? Oh? To know?
Hey what if it's delicious? Though? What if you're like, oh,
I'm never gonna try that, and you take one sip
you're like, WHOA, Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen.
Does it have cinnamon in it. Of course it does. Yeah,

(16:50):
Gandhi hates cinnamon and hates turkey. She hates all of
the above. So um so, Danielle, I watched episode four
of The Undoing Ye last night. I'm loving I'm loving it.
Do you feel like you know more than you think
you know before? Yeah, we're trying. I'll give you. I'm
not giving anything away by telling it to a who

(17:10):
done it right? Uh? No, I refuse to believe because
I believe that when they write these these stories, the storylines,
they try to make us think we know who it is, right. Yeah,
so no, I think that too. But there was one
thing that happened that I was like, maybe that's a hint.
So I don't know. Yeah, I have guesses. I won't guess.
Look at Nate holding in the ears. We're not telling

(17:31):
you anything. Your ears open your telling open your ears?
Why are you Why are you plugging your ear holes?
We're not saying anything. I know she doesn't mean to,
but sometimes she just blurts out something that I want
to anything. You don't think you do it? You do it? No,
nothing I said was blurted. She sometimes it's fine, No, sorry,

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I'm just sharing for the possible not be inevitable, but
we call it here the Danielle blurt. Yeah, that's it.
But it's okay because it makes people want to watch
it more. That's what I was talking about. We don't
want to hear your blurt. So I got through two
episodes of The Crown last night. Oh God, that's my family.

(18:12):
Hold your ears because he might say something you never say.
An The only thing I ever spoiled for Elvis was
a show he'd seen like seven times and you just
forgot what happened. Remember The West Wing. You've already seen
that like three times Imber forty five years ago. So sorry,
you know what, interesting conversation speaking of what do we

(18:33):
watching on TV? And interesting conversation going on in Frog
and Lisa's house. I want to get to that in
a moment where they hear us talk about all these
shows so they try to watch them and they hate
them all. What. No, the undoing was a good choice.
I'm telling you guys, it was. It really was. I'm
just really irritated that it's weekly. No. I don't think
Froggy and Lisa would like the undoing really, and they

(18:53):
didn't like bore out what the heck do they like
frog wagh in here? No, we have. So last night
Lisa says to me, we have to find a show
to watch together because we used to I'm gonna date now.
This is how far we used to watch, like two
and a half and then when that was on, or
everybody Loves Raymond or sitcoms like that, like we used
to watch those every week and so show always. Here's
everybody talking about all these shows, Nate, Elvis, Gandhi Danyell.

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You guys are always talking about all these shows you watch.
So we first started with The Queen's ganmbit. There's no
chance in hell we're watching that. Oh it's so good. Really,
it's the best. Okay if you don't like it, that's okay,
what you know? And then some men ask Elvis what
what what do we watch? Like? What what we like?
Because Elvis knows my personality, he knows what I will
and won't watch. He's like, I don't think end doings

(19:37):
for you either, So what is it that we can
watch that we would like? What about Designated Survivor? I
think you guys would like that. Did you watch twenty
four when it was on with Key for someone Daniel's
too deep for them. I see watch reruns of Dukes
of Hazard. Maybe I don't know, maybe do they have
is he Hall still playing? Dude? My Arns used to

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watch Hehaw every Friday night. Okay, then you need to
go if you don't know what Heehaw is, go to
a search on that froggy. Maybe you need to go
back and take it to like The Office and thirty Rock.
If you guys like sitcoms, those are both amazing. Okay, okay,
because you know what I know, Alex my husband, I
love him, but he and I he would never watch

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The Crown. He would never watch The Undoing. He would
rather watch something like a scary movie or It's we
have totally different tastes. Anyway, Yeah, Producer Sam Live from
the Producer Sam Studio in beautiful downtown Manhattan. Oh, hier,
work at work Wednesday. I know, I'm so excited. Do
make me lame or a dedicated employee? I can't tell. No, dedicated,

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stay away from scary. All right, let's get into your
feel goods? What do you have today? All right? So
Michelle MARTOCHI sent me a double whammy feel goods a
little while ago. The Whiting family was enjoying their last
day of this ten day vacation whatever when ten year
old Haley went out for a swim and she got
stuck in a rip current, and if any one's been
in a rip current before, it is serious stuff. So

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as expected, her mom Sam ran out to help and
also got stuck in the rip current. Thankfully, on the beach,
Kevin Cozy was nearby and he's been swimming competitively for
a long time, so he felt qualified and rushed to
help and did ultimately end up saving both of their lives.
They were really struggling, they said, before he got there.

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They wanted to figure out how to return the favor
and found out that Kevin is engaged. So ten year
old Haley had the idea to raise money for his
upcoming wedding. They started a gofund me page and so far,
you guys, they have raised almost sixty thousand dollars, so
there's going to be a pretty nice wedding for them.
If you want to contribute, the gofund me page is

(21:45):
still up and I'm putting that up with the article
on Elvis Durand dot com and I would love to
raise that amount of money. For all healthcare workers today.
But thank you Michelle for that amazing story, and if
you have a story that deserves to be featured, email
me Sam Elvis Durand dot com, subject line feel good.
Thank you Sam. Hey frog, did you guys ever try
to start Shit's Creek? We did. We watched the first

(22:06):
two episodes of Ship's Creek and neither one of us
loved it. I think, okay, calm down, no, no, no where.
You know, as my dad used to say, there's an
ass for every chair. Sometimes sometimes you know, we just
different opinion. They're not gonna creek for every chair. They're
not gonna like everything we like. We have different taste,

(22:26):
you know, Daniel, I don't like everything you like, but
els they don't like anything we like. Like, we've given
a million suggestions, they don't like any of them. That's okay.
They're forty five thousand of their channels. All that waste
that we think is this crap. That's the stuff they like.
Conversation ended, well, I'll try thirty Rock. But the conversation
ended with she blames it on me. She's like, you
don't like anything. She said, there's more to life than golf, football,

(22:50):
and boobs. I'm like, there is, Yeah, there is. Uh.
So Lisa may be able to watch stuff, but she
can't watch a lot of stuff we like because he
doesn't like it anyway. So uh Danielle, Yeah, what's your
first reporter of the day? Al, What lies are you
making them? Well, this might be a lie. Actually, it
looks like Joe Exotic might get out of prison soon. No,

(23:13):
get out of here. We'll talk about that. We'll see. Please, Mary,
we don't need that. All right, let's take a break.
We're back with that and other lies after this. That's
something to tell us, text us, we might put you
on the air. Hey Danielle, this text or mayonnaise is nasty,
should never be made again. Thank you. Standard. This is

(23:34):
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(23:57):
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are here to see Elvis Durrant in the morning show.

(24:20):
So I was on the phone with Froggy this morning
before the show, as I am every morning, Froggy, I
love to have our little makeout session on the phone
and h he says, oh yeah, Lisa went out and
did some Christmas shopping and so get some things for friends.
I said, Froggy, please do not send me a gift
this year. Please don't send a gift. And what does
Froggy say, We already bought you something. Yeah, don't send it.

(24:42):
Take it back. They won't take it back because I'm
writing a new song called I'm giving nothing for Christmas,
nothing at all. I just it's just I don't. I
just don't have the bandwidth to shop. And I really
do this year, this year, more than every I can't.

(25:03):
Then I need to have this conversation with alex See
on the phone he's screening the calls and said he's
got robo killer or something. What I don't know that
this call, this number is using robo killer. Just screen
their call. Really, So you're our radio station is now
a robo call? Well it comes up as unknown. Yeah. Yeah,

(25:27):
Well let me try again, try and find the way.
Can we go back to Froggy for one second? So
what time was this yesterday that you were having this conversation,
because at eleven twenty four am I got a text
from Lisa that said I'm getting the Christmas lecture again.
Oh she was texting you during that. Yep. He wait, wait, wait,

(25:50):
hold on, what's the Christmas lecture? What did you tell you? No,
don't spend too much money. Lisa just blows through cash,
like when our American Express bill comes in January, I
need a forklift to bring it in the house at
so many pages. And I'm like, Lisa, we don't need
to do that. Like, Christmas isn't about how much money
you spend, It's about the thought of the gift. And

(26:10):
then of course she went out last night to some
holiday gift thing and she bought Danielle more crap and
quote she says, oh, we have to send this early
because Danielle needs this before Christmas. So what you're saying,
when you're January MX bell comes, you need a forklift
to bring it into the house. See, I need to
learn how to listen to conversations and then you learn
what to give someone for Christmas. I'm giving you a forklift.

(26:32):
Thank you. I love that anyway. So Alex isn't answering
his phone. You know, he's never a round one. I
need him. I don't know what's going on there. He
doesn't want to talk to us. He's screaming. Maybe he
could be working, because he's at work. They have something
to do. He what he responded to my text. But

(26:54):
he's not answering. That's him anyway. So we need to
we need to have that conversation. Is anyone else having
that conversation. Let's not get anything for Christmas for each other.
Let's just have a nice season, Danie, I mean Gandhi
And yes, no, I tell everybody not to get me
anything for Christmas because I can never think of things
that I want and no one will make me things,
which is what I really want. But I cannot be

(27:16):
told not to buy someone else something for Christmas, I'll
do it. I love it. I love giving gifts. It
makes me happy. So it's happening me too. All right, well,
then buy a way, you get a gift, and you
get again. Stop it. By the way, what Daniel, my husband,
had the same conversation with me, same one Foggy had

(27:36):
with Lisa's like this is it gets a little out
of control. I know you love buying for people, but
you gotta just calm down a little bit. I'm like Boker.
You should see my bill when it comes down in January.
It's the same as the one in December and November
and in September. Zero for anyone anyway. So I don't know.
I just it's just okay. I'll tell you. I'll admit,

(28:00):
for Alex, what do you buy the person who has everything,
and he has everything, make it, make something for them
to come up with great ideas. I told you so
for my sister's birthday. That's how I feel about her.
She has everything. When she wants something, she gets it
for herself. So I know she enjoys being celebrated. And

(28:21):
that's why I went to all of her best friends
and I said, hey, can you please write her a
love letter just about your relationship. And then I put
all of those letters into a book and I gave
that to her. You can hey, Alex hung he just
called it hung up? Called Alex on to hell? Why
for us? Jesus Hello. I answered the phone, but I

(28:49):
couldn't talk because Daniel, I mean Gandhi was telling a story.
You're on the air. Hey, We're trying to put you
on the air to talk to you. How came you're
on entering your phone? Well, the other day I got
so many spam calls. I put app called robo killer
and it greensol my cool and I just looked. I
had like mills from Nate. Why know what we're trying

(29:10):
to We're trying to call you? How do we call?
How do we get through robo kill? Law? No? You
you gotta put a name and stop it. It's got
to be a verified phone number to get through to me. Now, Nate,
you don't have a verified phone number. Distance is a
business line. I think it's the business that it's attached.
D doesn't even exist anymore. Yeah, someone he says he
can't do that, Alex, Well, what's that hold on? Alex? Yes,

(29:31):
GONDI what if someone's trying to get ahold of Alex
from like a hospital or a jail cell. Going to
do what if a friend from a hospital or a
jail cell that's trying to get in touch with you
and robocople won't let him through or whatever it is.
You know, I didn't think of that because Uncle Johnny's
in the hospital and maybe they gotta get in touch.
I know, well, okay, turn off robo kill. What I'm

(29:53):
trying to have a conversation about is I'm begging you
not to give me a gift for Christmas, and I
will not give you one and will be even and
we're fun. Are we okay with that? I gotta think
about it because I know that there's a couple of
things that you really want. No stops. It is sweet, Danielle,
she thinks it's sweet, But I mean I buy you

(30:14):
things all year round. I mean, it's NonStop. So therefore
I don't have anything left to get you unless it
I don't know. I don't need anything. I don't want anything.
I don't need anything. I know, but see I have
a list of things I needn't hear me, but the
proper thing they would be I already have you Elvis?
I don't need anything else. Yeah, you're supposed to say,

(30:34):
I already have you Elvis. I don't need anything else.
Oh I just need a bowl around you see a
big huge bow around my belly. All right, I'm gonna
hang up. Turn off your robo kill low. It's it's
it's making me a man. Now. Hey. Hey, by the way,
I don't want to talk about it on the radio,

(30:55):
but we're gonna do it anyway. What is that stupid
thing you use to to uh text bomb me the
other day? Oh, I'm not telling that's my secret. I
got twenty five texts. There are interesting tidbits about coffee,
and I'm like, he said, I did that. It's funny
that you just let it out and I did it.

(31:17):
The people and they were wondering where it's coming from. Yeah,
it's called robo text bomb or something like you're the worst.
I gotta hang out. I love you, love you. It
must be so much fun living with them. No, No,
it's like it's like living with a two year old.
I'm telling you right now. No, whenever I get a

(31:37):
text from Alex, I get excited because I know it's
going to be something hilariously inappropriate. I'm excited every single time. Yeah, scary,
I feel that because of the year that we've all had.
I'm going in the opposite direction. I want double the gifts,
and I want to give double the gifts because we
need some happiness in our lives. We do, don't. You
want to put a smile on someone's face, like, you know,

(31:59):
get him like an even even it's like an accessory,
you're like a smart speaker or something, or you see,
you're not in a relationship with someone who has everything
you have five. I've given him videos, I've given him
all that stuff and it's in boxes. It's in You
haven't given him the PS five scary go away, don't

(32:21):
get the dam P has five scary. He won't use it. Scary.
See you you think you know my husband, You don't
know him, Daniel. We haven't done your ready. I will
give him a game, Okay, it'll be like something crazy.
I'm not gonna give him like a hot air balloon ride.
I'm gonna give him a hot air balloon. Yes, it's
a here. You should see. We have a we have

(32:42):
a garage fill over with the stuff I've given him
camping tents. I've given him sleep and sleeping bags for
camping excursions. I've given him all sorts of video game
consoles I've given and he hasn't used any of it.
Oh man, all right, I know someone's listening to the
know exactly what this is like. Yeah, all right, danielleko
all right. So Tiger King Joe Exotic his team very

(33:02):
confident that he might get pardoned by President Trump. They
said it is a very good chance that it's coming.
Some things have happened that make them feel like it's
going in that direction. They already have a stretch Limo
waiting in the wings to pick him up from prison
if he gets the pardon. So he's ready. I'll keep
a posting still makes stretch limos. Yeah, nobody takes stretch limos,

(33:26):
but I would expect Joe Exotic exactly. Harvey Wine scene
is an isolation. He has one hundred and one temperature.
They believe it's COVID. They did the test, they're waiting
for results. He has a lot of health issues, so
obviously they're really concerned about that in prison. So Nick
Jonas is returning to the voice. He's gonna take over
for Gwen Stefani in the next season because she's gonna

(33:48):
go and take a little break for a little while.
So Spike Lee is directing a movie about viagra, and
it's a musical. Everyone. Can you imagine my penis is rising?
What are they gonna think? Anyway, it's called It's actually
called All Rise, The untold story of the guy who

(34:09):
launched Viagra. And did you guys know that originally viagra
was for heart patients? Yes? It was. Didn't I had
no idea. So a lot of medications that are like that,
They are made, they start on one path and they
find out it's good for something else along the way,
and it ended up being for that. Did you know
the slinky was originally made for boats at sea to

(34:30):
affixed to the ceiling so they could put instruments on
it and they would just bounce around. They wouldn't hit
the floor. No, shut up, It walks down your staircase.
That's awesome, Okay, all right. Duelipa is the brand ambassador
for Puma for twenty twenty one. It's that she moves
us campaign. She's already promoting that TikTok is trying to
help parents. I'll give us some more tools to protect

(34:52):
the kids. With the app, there's a lot of new features,
the ability to limit who can see your child's content. UM.
You can block some search term so like hashtags and
user names, and you can limit who can comment on
your child's page, which I think is very good. The
Goldberg's The Connors Blackish Um, the series premiere of four
Life is on tonight, The Mass Singer and if you're
a Disney fan, go over to Disney Plus. The Wonderful

(35:13):
World of Mickey Mouse is on tonight. And that is
my Danielle report. So are we joining Jason Drulo on
the phone or in these zoom rooms? During this zoom room?
Oh so, Danielle, you get to see your boy Jason Derulo.
I know, but I don't get to smell my boy
Jason Dering. We love Jason, you know what. Jason's like
a member of the family. We're gonna talk to him next.
Is he next? Next? In the Mercedes Benz Interview, Lone

(35:37):
you got it? O Wow, all right, Jason Drulo, We're
gonna talk to him next. We can't wait. Elm in
the Morning Show, The Toasted cheddar Chilloopa from Taco Bell
is back. But now it comes with a crunchy taco
cinnamon twists and a medium drink in a five dollar box,
the five dollars Toasted cheddar Chaloopa Box. It's back for

(35:58):
a limited time only at Talk Cobell in the Mercedes
AG Interview Lounge. Jason Derulo's in the Zoom Room. Hi Jason,
welcome to the show. Hello, thank you, good morning, good morning.
You know, usually when we're interviewing people in the Zoom room,
we're up close, but we have like a full spectrum.

(36:20):
We have like an entire room. We're looking at here.
Where are you right now? Well, I'm in the living
room in the studio at my house. The studio has
its own living room. Very nice. Yeah. I just I
just built a bathroom for one of my bathrooms. Just uh.
First of all, can we getting something out of the way.

(36:40):
Danielle and I were talking about your latest TikTok chow down. Well, yeah,
talk about it, Danielle. So I know every time you
hit a milestone on TikTok, you eat something that you
shouldn't be eating because it's not good for you. And
you made this thing in a waffle maker. It was
like a donut waffle and you put chocolate it in
and all this gooey stuff and then you ate it.
First of all, I don't believe you eat it at all.

(37:01):
I don't think Gandhi did either. And how delicious was that?
Where can I get the recipe? Oh? My goodness, I
can't even tell you, Like, I'm shaking my head right now.
If you if you, if you're not on on zoom
with us, I'm shaking my head because that recipe was unbelievable. Um. Yeah,
So like every time I reach a million, I call
them Millie meals, and this particular one was a krispy

(37:21):
Kreme waffle smore. Oh my god, it sounds in the
description like my teeth hurt, but they're so good. Like
I feel like I should sell these things because restaurants
don't have desserts. That's good, it just don't. Where do
you get these recipes from? Do you make them up
yourself or do you find them on mine? Um? Sometimes

(37:44):
I'll find a recipe online. Sometimes I'll get inspiration from
another recipe and then add my touch to it. Sometimes
I'll just wake up and be like, yo, what if
I made a Krispy Kreme waffle something tells me. You
go on and you google I want a fat as Really,
to Danielle's point, how much of it do you actually eat?

(38:06):
Because I think you just sniff it and make us
all think that you're eating it because we've all seen
your abs, and then you throw it away. You know
what you know quarantine is. I mean I put on
a little some some you know what I'm saying. But
honestly speaking, I really do try to balance it out.
So if I'm gonna have a milli meal in the evening,
I know through throughout that day I'm going to keep

(38:26):
the clark intake really really low, you know what I'm saying,
So I do try to balance it out. All right. Well,
I see you around thirty nine million. Now when we
hit forty million, I can't wait to see what your
next creation will be. That'll be fabulous. So you can
help me out. Oh sure, I eat like that every day.
I'm sponging up all right. The holidays on the way,
Mazie's is doing this really cool thing. It's Macie's wish

(38:49):
List Wednesday, and Macy's has this really cool thing. It's
called the Gift Guide. It's a holiday gift guid if
you go to Macy's dot com slash Holiday Gift Guide,
I can enter some things I know about you or
think about you. It'll tell me what I need to
give you as your gift. So here's what it said Elvis.
For Jason Derulo, the Macy's dot com slash Holiday Gift
Guide says to either give him a drone or a

(39:09):
board game. Are you Are you into either of those? Yeah?
The board game is really thoughtful because it allows interaction.
Right any anytime that someone gives you something that you
can interact with, I think is a beautiful thing I'm
gonna do. I'm gonna go to Macy's dot com slash
Holiday Gift Guide, find you something, and we'll get rolling.
It'll work for you too. If you're having a difficult

(39:31):
time finding the perfect gift for someone, Macy's dot com
slash Holiday Gift Guide. And another thing, go to Macy's
dot com slash Believe because for every wish list submitted,
Macy's donates a dollar to the Make a Wish Foundation
up to a million a million dollars unbelievable. So that's
Macy's dot com slash Holiday Gift Guide. And then roll
over to Macy's dot com slash Believe. Okay, so Jason
Derulo is here? No, I mean, are you are you

(39:53):
ready for the holiday season and in the way we're
about to have to celebrate it? Are you? Are you?
Are you prepared to get us much holiday love as
you can without without being too unsafe? For sure? You know,
I think there's a silver lining in all of this,
and I think leading with safety, I think we can
still enjoy ourselves. You know. I think it's it's been

(40:15):
so long that we've you know, been in this crazy situation.
I think people are starting to adapt. I think people
are starting to find their happiness, find their happy place,
um and find a balance, right, But we got to
lead with safety obviously, and um yeah, you know, hopefully
we all can spend some time with our family and

(40:35):
making fattening foods as you have proven very well. So
but what about you know what my favorite thing to
do is talk to you, our favorite artist about the songwriting,
song performing, recording, uh process that you're you're now being
forced to do. How are you doing? Are you? Are you?
Are you continuing to pump out some stuff that we
haven't heard yet? Are you putting out all in the

(40:56):
hold for now, what's going on? For sure? Um, I
obviously have take you dancing out right now, thank you
so much. And then I actually am dropping a new
song on the twentieth that nobody knows about, but I'm
telling you because you guys are my faith, so dropping
a brand new one as well. So, I mean, even

(41:16):
collaborating with other artists. It's it's you know, even before
the pandemic, you guys always found ways to do it.
You know, digital makes it happen, you send files. I
mean it's easy. I mean, I have a studio at
the house, so like I mean, I make music every
single day. It's no different. I mean, honestly, I feel
like I have way more time to be creative than
ever in my life, you know, since I was since

(41:36):
I was a teenager. Honestly, I'm able to do anything
in all things creative all day long, you know, whether
it's creating content, whether it's making music in the evening.
I mean, it's it's amazing. The difference is that you
have with a studio in your house, like we do
with our studios in our homes. That I mean, you
can go upstairs and make a sandwich. We'll come back downstairs,
maybe empty the dishwasher, you know, gets you stuff done.

(41:58):
So what's your thought. Danielle worried about having a studio
of my house because I was like, if I put
a studio in my house, I'm just never gonna have
time for myself because I'm obsessive, you know, when it
comes to creation. And I think it's the contrary. I
feel like having a studio of my house has allowed
me to have another life because whenever that inspiration, you know,

(42:20):
comes about, I could just go knock it out and
then go back to my life. Well, I don't like
you being in the studio at your house. I'd like
you being in our studio because I can smell you
better when you're there, and you always smell so amazing
when you walk in the room, and then you hug
us and I smell like you all day, which makes
me happy. We gotta do, we gotta we gotta get
back soon. Hopefully all of this craziness subsides in the

(42:41):
next couple of months. Hey, uh, gone, do you have
a question about TikTok? Yeah, So, with all the talk
that TikTok was maybe gonna go away or be banned completely,
were you nervous about that? Do you have a plan? B?
If it does, I mean music could be a plan B.
You know, I mean like that that would be cool

(43:07):
if Obviously, TikTok is safe now because the Oracle and
Walmart bought it. Um, but if it would have gone away,
I think it would have been a Saturday for a
lot of people. I think TikTok has become such an
outlet for um a lot of different things. I mean,
families are getting closer. You're offered something different to do
with your family. It's not just watching Netflix. Family. Let's

(43:29):
get together. Let's do a challenge together. Mom, Come learn this, Mom,
Let's do this together. Um. I think that's a beautiful
thing in itself. Also, there's so many people that have
so many talents that are not shown, but TikTok has
allowed a platform where they can do the things that
they love and be recognized for it. I mean there's uh,

(43:50):
you know, huge chef personalities now, UM, I mean huge artists,
you know, painters that I be recognized now that I
would have never been recognized. Um. Singers obviously, I mean
the dancers. I mean the list goes on and on
and on. TikTok is creating all of these stars that
we would have never been introduced to otherwise, So I

(44:13):
think it would have been a Saturday for a lot
of people, including myself. Yes. Well, look, I'm glad you
spent some time with us, and I hope you have
a wonderful holiday. And we miss you, Daniel, miss sniffing you.
I'm reaching out, Jason, I'm reaching out, but it's great
to see you. And if you're watching this on zoom,
his clothing is salmon. Yes. And oh you know, Jason,

(44:39):
we talked to Nile Horn a ball back and he
was actually on the golf course because he's been playing
a lot of golf during during quarantine. I know you
were playing golf too for a while. Are you still
playing golf during quarantine? Um? Nah nah, I mean I
pretty much stay at home, man, I ain't gonna lie
to you. I spend most of my time here at
the house and I played a lot of basketball though. Okay,

(45:02):
next time we want to watch you anyway, I think. Okay,
make any request you want to hear, I'll play. If
you want us to play, take you dancing, I'll play that.
If you want to hear a song from someone else.
Take You Dancing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, It's
yours truly, Jason Derulo. My brand new song is out
right now. It's called Take You Dancing. If you haven't
heard it, this is gonna be your first listen. I'm

(45:22):
so excited for you to hear it. And if you
know it and you love it, sing along to it.
Let's take you Dancing. Put us on your body farming
just am, you're too fine. I bet you taste expense up.

(45:46):
I went up, leader, you're keeping up. Keeper to key
love and buck up. Girl, you might be a problem.
Run away you run away, you run away away. I
know that I should, but my heart I want to
stay at wanna stay and stay. Don't want to stay now.
You can see the eyes that I want to take
it down right now. It's like, so, I hope you

(46:08):
know what I mean. I say, let me take you, pion,
so step to the fable. We don't need no dance though,
let me see your personal Anything could happen, ever, says
I Nashal. Don't need to imagine baby plum asking. Just

(46:29):
let me take your discing like man that mind well

(46:49):
lost curt skirt on your body, just us to in
this boy that louis that brother, just so much better
off your turning your up up be my way, tress
me not didn't losing this naked to keep up and
cup Russ, you might be a follow run away, run away,
went away? When away? I know that I should, but

(47:10):
my heart want to stay? When to stay? When I stay?
Wanna stay? Now? You can see the eyes that I'm
gonna take it down right now if I could so,
I hope you know what I mean. Side, Let me
take you thiscing so step cut. We don't need no
desk though. Let me shoot your bestment. Anything could happen, ever,

(47:34):
say some nation, don't need to imagine baby on the baskets.
Let me take you thishing like you know what I mean. Back,

(47:59):
Let me tell you to step to the bell, wait
on the desk bow, let me see your basba amasondo.
I don't need to imagine baby asking. It's let me
take you if you know what I mean. This is

(48:38):
Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, Elvis Joran in the
Morning Show. Oh wow, there's a lot of fun hanging
out with Jason Trullo. Isn't he the best? I love him,
He's fantastic. By the way, that Zoom Room interview will
be up at Elvis Durand dot com and Elvis Durand
Show on Instagram and Twitter as well right after the
interview over. The interviews over, so it could be now,

(49:00):
I don't know, go check it out. Are you there, Gandhi?
I'm here. It's so funny because we've been trying to
talk to you for like, oh moments and moments, and
we see you in the zoom room typing and you're
like really busy on something. Are you writing your book today?
What do you Let's take a guess. Let's take a
guess what Gandhi's doing. Ok, it wasn't your news because
you were typing for a long time and you only
do three things, so it was the news. Really. Yeah,

(49:25):
I'm trying to patch together. So there's so much more
than three things that are happening in the world right now,
so I'm trying to piece them all together in groups,
like this is your grouping of one thing, you're grouping
of another thing. And then my gosh, look at you. Yeah,
so much happening, so much news today. There's tons and
tons of stuff going on. Yeah, it really is all right. Well,
so we'll have three things with Gandhi on the way.

(49:45):
We're about to get into your one thousand dollars Mac
Weldon free money phone tap. Scary's wearing his mac Weldon
tech sweater. It's your your cashmere sweater. Yeah, my tech
cashmere sweater. It's cash cash and you spend. It's casual.
I know, so you say cashmere? Is it cashmere? Am
I wrong? Maybe I'm wrong. I think it's as cash.

(50:06):
I've never heard it cash me. I've always said cash mire.
But it's all good and and and you know what,
it is very casual. I feel so comfortable. Cashmere is
not from the word cashu wall, it's from cashmere. I
don't know. Well, whatever it is, it's feeling so nice
on my body. Look at you. Yeah, I'm wearing my
mac Weldon T shirt and I've yeah, I'm going I'm

(50:28):
doing all mac Weldon again today. You know, as we
get into this phone tap. The reason why we're in
love with Mac, by the way, just an interesting story
Mac Weldon. We were talking about Mac Weldon and how
much I love we love Mac Weldon long before they said, hey,
you know you talk about it. We might as well
pay you for it. So, I mean, now we're partners
with them. I mean, but because we're just true fans
of everything Mac Weldon, all the men's essentials and the

(50:50):
fabrics that they last forever. They're so super soft, and
like I said before, the more you wash them, the
softer they get. I mean, they last. I have mac
Weldon underwear that I bought when I lost all my
weight like five years ago. I'm still wearing the same underwear.
It doesn't have holes in it at all. It's like
brand new. So there you go. Does it usually take
you to get the holes in your underwear? There are

(51:11):
other brands that do wear out faster because them, Yeah,
I'm frog, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, And
where are the holes? Usually? Yeah? Wherever? Usually Okay, you're
going for some stupid nasty story, but I'm gonna be honest.
It's usually you're like under the band because you use
your tongs to pull them up and stuff, and so
it rips from the band around your waist. Can I
go to the underwear thing? You're exactly right, exactly so

(51:35):
Mac Weldon. We love them, And speaking of them, let's
just get into the phone tap let's go. You got
any money and as a special gift for you, twenty
percent off your first order. But you have to work
for it. Here's what you have to do. You have
to go to macweldon dot com slash Elvis and then
when you check out, you have to enter the promo

(51:56):
code Elvis. And why are they making us jump through
fiery hoops like that? How we just can't do it? Why? No?
But it's still okay. Once again, it's m ac k
W E L d O and mac weldon dot com
slash Elvis. Do your shopping and then use the promo
code Elvis when you're checking out. You get twenty percent off.
And that's great. This is high quality stuff and not

(52:19):
all of its underwear. I mean we're talking stuff you
were on the street as well, like they're I think
there's Sunday sweats or Sunday Sunday Lounge, Sunday Lounge. Yeah,
the pants, I mean they look great and they're comfortable
just to sit around, you know, man. Whatever. Anyway, so
someone just Texidence and Scary's right, it's pronounced pronounced cash mirror. Yeah,
that's how I've always heard it. Can you look that up?

(52:40):
Can you get an on that I wouldn't trust me.
I wouldn't anyway, So Mac Weldon, uh and I'm gonna go.
They didn't tell us we could say this, but I'm
saying women as well. It's men's essentials. But this stuff
is so perfect us to figure out the sizing for you,
because I don't know how the sizing is between men
and women all that kind of stuff. But uh, yeah,

(53:02):
Mac Weldon dot com, slash Elvis and when you check out,
use the promo code Elvis for twenty percent off. Where
are you finding? Well, I'm finding that Kashmir is actually
from the Kashmir region of India. Gandhi. I'm not one
hundred percent sure that's true. I thought it came from
a particular goat that wandered all over the place. But

(53:24):
the region of India is called Keshmir, so if it's
the same, it would be a kash Kashmir. But I
I well, they're saying that that Keshmir is the anglization
anglisation Keshmir whatever, anyway, so that we know now we
know for once. Scary's right, wow, yeah, Scar, yes, right,

(53:47):
twice a day it is. If you still use analog clocks,
one squirrel trips over and nut from time to time. Okay,
with that said, if you're called a one hundred, you
win the mac Weldon one thousand dollars free money. Phone
tap if you're calling one hundred at this number, one
eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. All right,
who does the phone tap today? Oh it's a classic
from David Brody. Here we go. Okay, Elvis, Elvis durand

(54:12):
Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Brodie, what's your phone
tap about today? Helvius? So listen to Miguel wanted us
to phone tap his wife, Linda. Linda was extra stressed
about Thanksgiving. She was making dinner for his family and
her family. So I called her the day before Thanksgiving
and told her there was a problem with the turkey
they ordered. Okay, that's a Thanksgiving. That's a good way
to mess with someone's head. Let's listen to Brodie's phone tap. Hi,

(54:35):
I'm looking for Linda Putty. Ah, Hi, this is her. Hi.
This is Pete Campie from Rush. I'm just calling to
confirm your order that's been picked up today. Oh yeah,
that's great, thank you. Huh. So we've got four pounds
of potato salad, four pounds of macaroni salad, three pounds
a half sour pickle, and of course the turkey. Yes,
that's correct. Now, your order is very hard to fill

(54:57):
for the turkey, but we got it's all taken care of.
Why well, because I just found your order a little strange.
But it's all taken care of. We were able to
do it. We got twenty two pound turkeys. How many
twenty two pound turkeys? We just need one? No, no, no, no,
not twenty two pound turkeys. You have twenty two pound turkeys.
We have them all for you. I had to call
some other stores. No, no, no, no, no, no no.

(55:18):
We ordered one twenty two pounds turkey. Yeah no. I
took the order from let me see here, your husband, Miguel.
He said, hey, you got twenty two pound turkeys, and
I said yeah. He said, I'll take them. Sign me up.
So that's what we got. No, who in the right
line orders? What? What is it? Two two, two twenty turkeys?

(55:39):
Twenty two pound turkeys. We went to a lot of
a lot of trouble to get these. I had to
call four other stores in the area. How about it?
Thank you? I'm sorry that's who. Why wouldn't you know
this doesn't even make any sense. That doesn't I have
sixteen people coming tomorrow. I can't I can't serve that
to people. I don't understand you again, give one person

(56:00):
at turkey. I thought it was a cute idea. I
figured you haven't like a get your own turkey kind
of party. But I don't understand you do this all
the time, Like are you stupid? You had to have
realized that that was like, excuse needed that? Excuse me?
I am? I am a supermarket professional, ma'am. I've been
doing a seventeen years. I think I've heard turkey fessional.
Then you would know that nobody in the right mind
is going to order twenty two pound turkeys. It's like,

(56:22):
literally doesn't make any sense. You had to have known
that that was a mistake. Listen, people are into different things.
I don't know what you what you people are into
these days? Hey back, you know my culture? Wherever you
were from? I don't know that's what you do. I
don't question people where we're from. What are you talking from? Ohio?
This doesn't make any sense and something needs to be done,
and I need an actual twenty two pound turkey. Because

(56:43):
it's tomorrow and I'm sixteen people coming over here. Hey Ley,
where am I going to find a twenty two pound turkey?
You know what I mean? Well, maybe you should have
thought of that when you were placing that order. That
something seems at all? Does that mean you don't want
the three pounds a half salad pickles? I don't want
you speak to you anymore what I wanted for. I'm
going to call my husband selling. We'll get back to you. Okay,
you sound you could use the pickles, if you know
what I mean. Oh my god, you're disgusted. Who doesn't

(57:05):
love pickles? You know what? I have a great Thanksgiving Miguel.
All right, so we're gonna have to call me right now. Good.
I was gonna say, we should call her. Okay, great,
let it go. Question, we call her back. Here we go.
What he's going on right now? What you talk for
the people from your flash, because I'm gonna kill them.

(57:27):
Were you talking about? No? No, you ordered twenty two
pound turkeys. Twenty turkeys that aren't two pounds. There's still
the same amount of turkeys. What's the problem? Wait? What
what's the problem? First of all, I don't even know
how to cook those. What do you mean? What's the
the small turkeys, just a lot of them. The cooking
instructions are gonna be different. I don't even know how

(57:47):
I'm gonna get twenty turkeys in a coming, Like, I
don't understand how to cook that. Like that's that's ridiculous
and embarrassing for that matter, Look like Pickens, Linda, who
is that? Does this? Dave Brody Melvis Day in the
Morning Show. We're phone tapping right now. Your turkey's really
on the way. It's fine. I don't know if I
should be mad or relieved, like, oh my god, oh

(58:07):
my god, I'm gonna sound like a crazy person on
the radio. Well you got that right, sister. Is everyone
on that phone tap on blow or something? Everyone's talking
so fast? Even Brody was talking fast. Did you hear that?
Thank you so much, Brodie. The twenty two pound turkey

(58:28):
phone tap perfect for Thansgiving. Right, if you have an
idea for a phone tap, don't call us. We're not
doing new ones. Uh, I don't know when are we
gonna do new ones again? Well, when we get out
of this pandemic and we're okay to like screw with way.
I don't understand you can screw with people. Now, I've
already had a hard times. Why would we do that? Well,
why would we ever do it? People are always having
hard times exactly. This has always been my argument against

(58:50):
the phone tap. They're just bigger. All rightep, pe tap
that one. I'm gonna deep fund the phone tape. That
was actually a good one. That was a good one, broody,
thank you so much. All right, let's go talk to
Courtney from Philly. I'm listening to Q one O two
in beautiful Balletkinwood, Pennsylvania. How you doing, Courtney. I'm good,

(59:12):
are fabulous. It's Wednesday, it's sunny. Ready for the weekend.
We're going to send you one thousand dollars. You just
won the mack Weldon Yeah, yay you thank oh, thank
you so much, a thousand dollars. Talk about it. Thank you?
What could it do? Um? So I didn't like my teachers.

(59:35):
I'm actually a teacher for Philadelphia. Wow. Well this has
been really hard my husband, those kinds has been really
hard for us. Wow. To thank you so much. It's
a pleasure. It's a pleasure to send this money to
you and your husband. Your husband. Please tell him we said,
thank you for being a police officer. We love our
police officers, and thank you for being a teacher. Can

(59:58):
superstars under one room? Ye? So sister, my sister is
a critical care and nurse as well. Wow, wow impacted.
How busy is she these days? Is she watching it
warm up and heat up in her hospital? She is? Yeah,
she's actually a critical care and nurse. And he'll be
high valley. Wow. All right, Yeah, they're getting out there. Look,

(01:00:19):
thank you for listening to us, and I have a
beautiful day. Okay, Courtney, thank you so much. Wow fabulous.
All right, another mac Weldon free money phone tap tomorrow.
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your twenty percent off. Daniel, what do you have coming
up next? Let's talk about Conan. He's ending late night

(01:00:42):
after twenty eight years. I know I love him. I
hate that. All right? That and more on the way
after this. I want to be part of the next conversation.
We're watching everything. You text to five Now you're on
the radio talking about it, which is my favorite thing ever.
Alstrand in the Morning Show. Here's something you can do
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on the wacky morning show Good Morning. Yeah, I had
sex on the Do you want if I put my

(01:01:26):
toe on your ankle? Look at the table? Wow? I
would most certainly come back as a straight female so
I can have sex with all the hot straight boys.
Say a song. All this burping is turning me on,
you do? Delvis Duran in the Morning Show. Wow. Another

(01:01:53):
weird scene from New York City. Do you see the
video of the guy on top of the bus in
Brooklyn shoot his flamethrower? Yeah? Was like it was like
a food truck, right, and the guy in the food
truck just kept going about his business like nothing was
going well. This was an MTA bus he was on
top of. I'm looking at that's the video I'm watching.
Oh doing it all day? I don't I don't know,

(01:02:15):
said he was like an up and coming rapper from Brooklyn.
Flame towers are frightening to start off with, but to
be standing on a moving city bus shooting your flame
at people? Right? Did he get arrested? Do we know?
Last I saw it was an investigation is underway to

(01:02:35):
figure out who it was, right, but that it could
have changed by now. How do you get away with
a flamethrower like he disappeared to the crowd When you're
the guy with the flamethrower? Is that a flame tower
and your pants? You're happy to see me? It's a
flame thrower. I saw a different angle and there is
a food truck park next to it. But from the
angle I saw, it looked like he was on top

(01:02:56):
of the food truck, but he was actually on the bus. Yeah,
it says he invited people to join him at the
corner for free ice cream, t shirts champagne for the
video there's yeah, we do it. It's actually yeah, it's
an up and coming rapper. O D. Yeah, yeah, I've
never heard of him. He was on a MTA bus

(01:03:17):
New Yorus forty forty eight. Because the video I'm watching
he's standing with a flamethrower shooting flames across the city
and he's standing on the four of the four h
four eight of the bush eight. Yeah, so we got
that going on for us here in New York City.
Oh my gosh. There were people in the bus. It
says the bus had twenty five people and then at
the next stop they had to get out and get
on another bus. Well, Danielle, I would think if a

(01:03:40):
bus is driving down a city street and there's a
man on top of it shooting his flames, so we're
the safest place would be in the bus. That is true.
If you're on the sidewalk, you're screwed. The man with
the flaf that. Oh wow, we've lost our minds and
even more than we lost him before Thanksgiving on the way,
of course, a lot of families, of course, not being
able to see each other, and a lot of loved

(01:04:00):
ones not seeing loved ones for Thanksgiving. It is a
temporary norm. We will be back to our regular norm
and a regularly schedule Thanksgiving next year. Zoom is waiving
their time limits on Thanksgiving. I heard did you hear this?
They're making it easier to celebrate with your virtual family
meetings The conference company announced their waving time limits for

(01:04:21):
video calls on Thanksgiving Day, which makes me because I
hate zooming. We do it every day. I had to
zoom an interview with Sam Smith yesterday. It was fabulous.
They're doing great, fabulous. It was a great interview. It'll
be a part of our iHeart Radio jingle Bowl. Also,
National Geographic every year comes out with their best places
in the world to travel to. Of course in twenty

(01:04:44):
twenty one, you know, the debate is on when the
travel will be safe. But a lot of our listeners
are living in these places. Of course, this is the
best of the world twenty twenty one with destinations and
categories like sustainability and family travel and nature, venture, culture
and history. Here in the US, Denver, Colorado landed on

(01:05:04):
the sustainability list, and the Space Coast, Florida. They say
this is a great place for families to travel too.
I know you're listening to us right now. There's also
a little bit of island in Lake Superior, and it's
still in the state of Michigan, even though it's really
up there on the border of Canada and Wisconsin. Is
it what we're saying? Yeah? Iole Royale in Michigan. They're

(01:05:28):
saying that's where you go for adventure. In Tulsa, Oklahoma,
and my state of New Mexico singled out in the
culture and history category in New Mexico, great for a
road trip. So there you go. A lot of travel
will begin to happen in the new year, and so
if you're starting to plan on where you want to go,
there you go. Um, today is Mickey Mouse Day? Did

(01:05:51):
you know that? No? No, yeah, Mickey, I love him
frog here we celebrating his birthday? Or is it just
a day of celebrating him. I'm gets his birthday, is
what I was told. Did you ever wonder why Mickey
only has four fingers? Oh drives me nuts. Well, they're
saying that if he had five fingers, it would look

(01:06:12):
like bananas because they're yellow, so it looks like a
bunch of bananas if it's five. Also, Walt Disney said,
if you add up all the time saved by not
drawing that fifth finger, you would find that the studio
has saved millions of dollars over the forty five thousand
plus drawings of Mickey Mouse. So they save money by
taking out a finger his birthday. He's ninety two years old.

(01:06:35):
He and Money both well, he looked. They look fantat Mini.
What is she doing to keep her two? I have
another Mickey Mouse story which is a little different. Uh.
This is back in the old days at Disney Studios.
Where where did it go? Damn it that? Hell? I
just so okay, this is the story. So in the

(01:07:05):
early days of Disney Studios, they have staff party and
a cartoon short was shown of Mickey and Miny Mouse
in an X rated scene, and after it showed, Walt
Disney actually chuckled a little bit along with everyone else.
He invited them up on stage to be recognized, and
he fired them both on the spot shot and he

(01:07:25):
ordered the film to be destroyed. Have you heard the story?
I could see him doing that. I need to believe
that's true. Yeah, I want to see it. Crazy, Oh
it's too animated, mice heavy set. Need that because I
need to see it. Okay, And you would watch it too.

(01:07:46):
Do you notice she's not saying anything? Yes, you would, Okay.
Having a conversation with Froggy earlier about Visa gift cards
and it could be a MasterCard gift card, it could
be any gift card. It's not just particularly Visa. What
is your issue? Maybe we can hope you figure this out. Okay,
it's not a store gift card, so let me make
that very clear. It's one of the it's a Visa
gift card, one of these cards that you get, you
know has a gift and so I wanted to buy it.

(01:08:09):
It's a one hundred dollars Visa gift card. I wanted
to buy a pair of shoes that were ninety nine dollars,
and then by time you put shipping and tax and everything,
it's one hundred and twelve dollars. So I go online.
I try to use the Visa gift card in the
Visa box, and it says insufficient funds because there's only
one hundred dollars on this card. So there is no

(01:08:29):
way to make a partial purchase. They don't allow you
to put two cards in and that needs to change.
There's no way I can use this online for anything
more than one hundred dollars. I have to use it
for less, and then there's money left on here that
I'll never use. Yeah, because when you go to the
store sometimes after say you have like ten fifteen dollars
left on one of those. Then you go to the store.

(01:08:51):
I've had problems where they try to swipe it and
they're like, no, you can't use it. I still got
money on that. Yeah, it's those are crazy. I think
it's a big scam. But anyways are as scary. Calls
it a scamboni. But you can't use for partial So
how do I go about? Does somebody know is there
a way I can use all one hundred dollars on
this gift card and then I'll pay the other twelve
dollars with another credit card. I don't know. There are

(01:09:12):
some websites I know that you put your original payment
card down and then they they let you add supplemental cards.
But that's not all. Not all vendors do that. And
by the way, we give away so many gift cards
on our show, I guess we're a part of the scam. Nah, oh,
we are part of the scamboni. I how can they
send them all back to us so that we can scotty?
You should know this. You're the cheap bastard. What should

(01:09:32):
we do? What you can do? When you have like
even I've had cards to have like seventy cents on it,
I don't throw them out. I still use it. If
you take it to the supermarket or the drug store,
you swipe it as payment and choose credit, it'll zero
out the balance and then you can use another card
to pay the rest of it Online. There are some
sites that will let you split, but most do not
let you use more than one card. Yeah, all right,

(01:09:53):
well you're screwed, scammed and screwed scammer. I want the shoes,
but I refuse to buy them with my other credit
card because I want to use this gift card that
I was given for my birthday, and that'll be the
gift that person got me. I'll tell you what, send
it to me. I'll VENMO you one hundred bucks and
then you're good to go. Oh here's an idea. There
you go, or someone said on the text, buy a

(01:10:16):
gift card to that store first, then use the one
hundred dollars gift card for your purchase, and then the balance.
This is all too much work. The damn wedsite needs
to just let you use two credit cards. It'd be
much easier. Can you call the store? I know that's
so old old school, but could you just call them
and say, hey, I want this, This is what's going on,
and maybe the store will help you out. Maybe I
could try that. I might try that today. But I
just it shouldn't be so difficult. We should be able

(01:10:37):
to just swipe and run, right, It's all we should
have to do. It's a real problem. Did you hear
the story of the fifty one year old grandmother who
gave birth to her own granddaughter after offering to be
her daughter's surrogate. This beautiful little girl's grandmother's also her mother? Wow?

(01:10:59):
Oh oh huh? Something so beautiful about that? I think
there is. I mean, some people could be confused with
the math. It's okay, I don't know's. I think it's
really sweet. They're staying so close with each other by
giving birth to each other's babies and stuff. Hey, um,
let's get your headlines for your around the Room segment,

(01:11:19):
which is coming up in like thirty minutes. Uh, what
is your headline? Froggy, You cannot recycle poop. We almost
went to the entire show without talking about poop. It's
not human, it's not human, it's not human poop. So that, Danielle,
what's your headline? Window shopping can be fun okay, uh,

(01:11:41):
producer Sam headline doing the wrong thing, but for the
right reason. Okay, Gandhi, more proof. I would be the
worst parent in the world. Okay, we don't need more proof.
But if you want to give some scary what's your headline?
It's way too tight. Okay, we have thirty minutes to

(01:12:05):
wait to find the answers out for this. Yes, straight, Nate,
what's your headline? And you're around the room one year
ago today? Oh ah, we'll find out all right. Also
coming up, I don't know if I want to get
into this or not because I don't want to tacky
evil trolls to come out. But our own Ali Ali

(01:12:26):
Gold is dating someone. She's been dating for him for
how long? I think it's about a month, maybe a
little bit longer than that. And she's having that challenge,
which is not uncommon these days of their well they're
both politically, they're against, they're opposing and political beliefs. So

(01:12:46):
it's like everything's great until that comes up and then
it makes her skin crawl. So I just like and
I the couples go through this, you know, at one
time I was going through this. Thank God, no more.
But I just kind of wonder like how are we
doing with that? Right? So we may get into that later.
But you know, the thing is, when you have a
lot of people listening, you get into a conversation like this,

(01:13:06):
people tend to be well trolls and bullies and so
you can't get through it having an adult conversation. Yeah,
this is the world we live in. And I'm sure,
well I know, but I don't even know if we
want to try that. Yeah, I say we tried. I
think a lot of people are going through the same
thing Ali's going through. I mean, I know my friends personally.
There's a lot of that going on within couples. All right,

(01:13:29):
that and well possibly that and a lot of other
stuff on the way. Let's get into the three things
we need to know early? Yeah? Early, so who cares early?
The three can take a long time if you want,
don't worry. Well, you know, you have a lot of stuff.
We may have to do the four things you need
to know from gandhi. Yeah, I've tried to squish them
all together. All right. What's going on? Well? President elect
Joe Biden is making his appointments to high level positions

(01:13:50):
despite President's Trump refusal. President Trump's refusal to concede. Louisiana
Congressman Cedric Richmond is going to serve as a White
House Senior advisor and will resign from Congress. He's former
chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus. Biden's campaign manager, Jen
O'Malley Dillon will serve as deputy chief of staff. Meanwhile,
the Pennsylvania Supreme Court has thrown out a Trump campaign

(01:14:11):
lawsuit over election observers in Philadelphia, ruling that the election
officials did not violate state law when they kept at
least fifteen feet of separation between observers and workers counting ballots.
Pennsylvania law only requires that observers must be allowed in
the room where the ballots are counted, but doesn't set
a minimum distance between them and the counting table. In
related news, Senator Lindsey Graham is denying allegations that he

(01:14:33):
told Georgia election officials to toss out legal votes, which
is acclaim asserted by George's Republican Secretary of State. And yesterday,
President Trump fired Chris Krebs, the director of Cybersecurity and
Infrastructure Security Agency, and directly tied it to Kreb's statement
that there was no evidence of any voting system deleted
or lost votes, changed votes, or that the election was

(01:14:54):
in any way compromised. Tuesday was the nation's deadliest day
in six months. More and fifteen hundred Americans died from
COVID nineteen. That is the highest death count since May fourteenth.
The COVID Tracking Project reported that more than one hundred
and fifty five thousand new infections and about seventy seven
thousand coronavirus patients are now in the hospital as well.

(01:15:14):
Philadelphia has imposed some new restrictions to fight the spread,
and health officials believe the city could run out of
ICU beds next month. The Midwest continues to see numbers
surge as well, But now Fiser is saying that their
final analysis of their vaccine is actually ninety five percent effective,
not the ninety percent effective that they previously stated. The
company says that will seek emergency use authorization from the

(01:15:35):
FDA within days. Fiser expects to produce as many as
fifty million doses of the vaccine this year and up
to one point three billion doses next year. And finally,
astronomers want to put a huge telescope on the Moon
so they can look back in time and study the
Big Bang. The space experts say that the telescope would
be able to see the first stars that formed after

(01:15:56):
the Big Bang out of material made when the universe
was created thirteen billion years ago. There currently is no
telescope that can see back that far in time. But
this telescope would have a liquid mirror. This all sounds
like something out of an Avenger's movie. It's more than
three hundred feet in diameter. It'll be made of the
liquid rather than glass because it's lighter and cheaper to
get to the moon. And those are your three things,

(01:16:17):
all right, and there you have it, Thank you, Gandhi.
Let's take a break. We're back after this. In the
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I want to tell you say, you guys make my
day every single day. Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Wow,
I don't know. Are you looking at this painting from
a ten? Yes? Oh my god, am okay, there's a

(01:17:01):
there's a painting from eighteen sixty called The Expected One
by Ferdinand George Valdmula. I'm sorry he's someone building a nest.
Sorry that I dropped my phone. Anyway, This painting that
was painted in eighteen sixty, there's a woman in the
painting and it looks like she's holding an iPhone and
looking at the screen. Do you see that? Yes? Yeah,

(01:17:23):
absolutely it does because in the painting there's like a
glow coming off the screen shining into her face, like
an iPhone. Maybe it's like gold or a gem or something.
I don't know. They're saying it might be she's holding
like a small prayer book or something like that in
her hands, but it was sure does look like an
iPhone to me? It does. I'm gonna go with iPhone

(01:17:44):
and time travel is real? Time travel is real? Yeah,
what's the wait, what's the name of the painting? The
expect It's called The Expected One by Ferdinand George. She's
expecting a call on the phone. She's texting. She's texting
from eighteen six. He's waiting for a text back. It
looks like, you know how she sees three dots, she

(01:18:05):
says three dots. She's there in eighteen sixty waiting for
the text to come through. So again, that's called the
Expected One by Ferdinand George V. I thought it was
kind of interesting. The Giant Food grocery store. Have you
heard of Giant Food in the East Coast. They're apologizing

(01:18:26):
they ran a Thanksgiving ad with the slogan hosting plan
a super spread O. That's clever. It's not right. There's
a fairy system up in British Columbia. They put new
signs reminding passengers to wear face masks. But the drawing
they use it looks like a guy's penis the long nose.

(01:18:53):
They're taking those down. I don't know the signs that
say where the asked the right way? It has to
go over your nose, right, because so many people still
don't realize it's got to go over your nose. They
don't put it over their nose. They're still learning. Yeah, learning,
you know, we never did um Danielle's Danielle Report. We

(01:19:15):
still have to do around the room. What else? Straight name?
What else are we missing Garrett sound? We have Garrett sound.
We've got lots to do. All right, let's start with Garrett.
We'll get sound in here. What do you have going on? Garrett? Yes? Bye, guys. Sorry,
A family's leaving. Bye guys. Bye, they say bye, they
said bye to all Right enough, all right, here's a
montage of the Bachelor's So there's a term that they're

(01:19:39):
using this season that we've noticed they're using more often
than none on every single episode, and it's this, Yeah,
I think I'm you know, in the sort of upper
echelon in terms of being of grown ass man. There's
a grown ass man not compete in a physical competition.
I feel confident that I'm a grown ass man. That's
not the kind of grown ass man that she needs

(01:19:59):
to be, you know, all the confidence in being a
grown asque man. Part of being a grown asque man is,
you know, being grown asque man, have manner, grown asked man.
Somebody who is kind. I think it's up to her
who is a grown asque man being a grown asque
man in alright, alright, right, So questions if you use
a term grown ass man, are you really a grown
ass man, I'm sure one in my life that said that,

(01:20:22):
and was one ever? Would you date him if he said,
I'm a grown ass man, you should date me. No,
because he's not down. Yeah, if you use that, you're
not all right. Let's move over to Wheel of Fortune.
So Monday night, this contestant lost the puzzle because he
added a term to what was up on the board.
So listen to his shock when he realizes that he
got it wrong. Alex, Why, yeah, there's a while, I'm

(01:20:48):
declaring victory. Oh what is that puzzle? Amanda to me, Yeah,
claring victory. Yeah, that's it, Alex. She'll go a puzzle.
But you added a word. You said, I'm declaring victory,

(01:21:08):
and you're not allowed to do that. You have to
say you have to just say the puzzle. And we, uh,
you know what I'm saying. I didn't even know I
said on Yeah, yeah, you're a grown ash man. It's
a blanch. I think he was just so excited to
like solve the puzzle. So he goes, I'm declaring victory.
But unfortunately, yeah, all right. This is the most shazamed

(01:21:32):
song of all time. Over thirty six million times people
have shazammed this song when they hear it because they
don't know what it is, so they hit the app
and it's this really tones and I dance Monkey. We
used to play the hell out of the song. Yeah,

(01:21:53):
definitely that. I'm sure. Yeah, she loved that one. And
I'm sure we're playing it right now and people are
shazamming it and they're like, what's that song? All right?
There is a new feature on the the thing in
your House. We'll just call it al and then you
can finish the rest. But when you ask who you're
talking about, Alexa, See if I do that right now,
I'll set off mine as I play this clip. Well

(01:22:14):
I know, but you know all right, So when you say,
when you say Alexa, who is Billie Eilish? This is
what happens. Billie Eilish is an American singer songwriter. Let
me introduce you. Hi. Where am I in your house?
Am I in your kitchen? This is me? I am
speaking to you you as who is Billie Eilish? It's
me right here? I'm here? So cool? Yeah? See who

(01:22:39):
is that yours? That's mine? So how many? How many
of those just started talking across America? Okay? So sorry?
I apologized all right this last clip, I think we
all can relate. Mom is questioning a son and daughter
of who broke the vase in the house? And mom
has a way of always getting the answer, who broke

(01:23:02):
my bassic car? Okay, who broke my bass? No PlayStation five?
No Christmas? Who broke my bass? Why would mothers know?
They are the ultimate investigators? They know? Ye, law and order, Mom, division,

(01:23:26):
there you go. You're a good American. Garrett, Thank you
so much, Thank you fabulous, fabulous, beautiful. I feel like
we should play him song, but I also think we
should do a Danielle report. Which one do you want
to do? Danielle? It's stuck to you. So I feel
like we should play some music. Hey, did you ever
do that George Clooney story about how he gave fourteen
to his friends a million dollars in cash? Yeah, well
we did it when he did it. He did that

(01:23:46):
back in twenty thirteen. But he's talking about it now
because he's GQ's Icon of the Year. Yeah, they're asking
him why he did it. Yeah, so it's because he can,
because he can, because he's get George Clooney can't imagine anyway. Okay,
what other stories do you have? All right? So he
actually said it was a token of appreciation. That's why
he gave them all the money. Yeah, I want to
have a friend that gives me a token of apprecise.

(01:24:07):
I have a friend that fourteen million dollars seriously, right, damn?
All right, let's talk about yesterday. We were talking about
Hold on now, I lost my play so much. Okay,
people man, People Magazine Sexiest Man for twenty twenty. It
is Michael B. Jordan that is who won. You got
the honor, so congratulations, Um yes, definitely yum if he

(01:24:27):
pleases John Legend, who got the top spot last year.
If you don't remember, the American Music Awards are happening
this Sunday to Roggi p Henson will be your host.
Justin Bieber will be performing the weekend, and Kenny g
is supposedly going to do In Your Eyes Together. Nellie
will be there to perform this because there's the twentieth
anniversary of this song as Country Grammar. I can't believe

(01:24:55):
it's twenty years. And Belle bib de Vaux will be
on hand because it's the thirtieth anniverse sorry of this song.
Oh my god, that's a song we should play absolutely Okay,
we're gonna play Bell viv devote all right, non play
too much, You're gonna all right. Spike Lee is directing
a movie about viagra. It's a musical and I'm guessing

(01:25:18):
the songs are gonna be like my penis is rising,
like what's gonna make It's called All Rise, The Untold
story of the guy who launched Viagra. If you didn't know,
Viagra was originally supposed to be used for hard patients,
but we found out it had other uses. So it
should be interesting to see what that's all about when
it comes out. Conan is ending his late night talk

(01:25:41):
show twenty eight years he's been doing late night. He
has a new variety show coming in June of twenty
twenty one to HBO Max. He also has a special
on TBS on the way, so he will definitely still
be working and you can still see him. Al Roker
had his prostate cancer surgery, said he will be back
to work on Monday. He's like Froggy. You can't keep
him down. He's gonna be better, don't. Jakat got together

(01:26:03):
with a UK clothing line. It's called Pretty Little Thing.
They have a lot of stores over there, and they're
putting out twenty six new pieces inspired by her. I
looked them up. They're very sexy and provocative. And Quentin
Tarantino is turning Once Upon a Time in Hollywood into
a novel. He actually just signed two book deals and
the first one will be that Once Upon a Time
in Hollywood. Let's see tonight, You've got the Goldbergs, the Connors.

(01:26:26):
Blackish is on the season premiere for Life the Mass Singer,
and of course, over on Disney Plus, we are celebrating
Mickey today. It's the Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse. And
that's my Danielle report. I'll be off to episode three
of the new The Crown season tonight. I can't wait.
I'm in. We were talking about this earlier before you
were listening, probably about how, you know, a lot of

(01:26:48):
us get excited about some shows and can't understand why
some other people in the show don't like the same
show as we do. Well, obviously because we have different taste. Yeah,
but Froggy and his wife Lisa, they try to watch
all the shows that Danielle and Gandhi and Nate and
I suggest they hate them. All, yeah, I don't understand.
So when we tried the Queen's gambit, I can't. I'm

(01:27:10):
not watching that it's so good. I mean, how much
did you watch just Curious? Fifteen minutes? Oh see you
see the rest? The rest the rest of the season
has not really little to do with that. It's so different.
But I'm not going to sit here and beg what
scary you come over to my side of the fence
where I assume everything is garbage until enough people get

(01:27:32):
in my ear that you have to watch something. And
that's when I watch it. See it's creek and great.
I didn't love that either, and I we watched two
episodes of that. That's it. Yeah, all right, if I
don't like it up to two episodes, why am I
forcing myself to watch something. I really think you should
try Designated Survivor. I think that you will like it.

(01:27:52):
And can I say something about that show? Which is crazy?
I know you love that show so much. So we're
on the second season, which came out in twenty seventeen.
They talk about twenty seventeen in these episodes. Not only
do they talk about social justice, it's a big issue
which is an issue in twenty twenty, and they talk
about a pandemic. A freaking pandemic happens. How did they

(01:28:13):
know they knew all this in twenties and seventeen, that
this is gonna happen. It was crazy. We couldn't believe
it's it's nuts. You gotta watch it? Okay, so good.
I just don't want to watch any show that I
have to force myself to watch the first three or
four episodes, like I want to. I want to like
it to where I'm like, hey, I get enjoyable, and
I totally understand, you know, And I'm sure a lot
of people listening right now are in the same situation

(01:28:35):
with their friends and family where they become so passionate
about a show that, like I swear to you, you're
gonna love it, so they go off to watch it.
They come back here, Sorry, you suck. That was the
worst show ever. Reclaiming my time. Yeah, I get I
get it, though, because I mean, Froggie told us the
shows that he likes, and I think that he's just
on a completely different page, Like he's into Two and

(01:28:55):
a half Men and everybody loves Raymond. He's not gonna
like the Queens gambit. We know that. So you don't
like like a thinking man show. I just want to
sit and laugh. I just want to laugh and be Okay,
that's what I want. Don't You didn't like Bora at
the second Bora and that's all you do is llow. No.
But it's just that was just it was too much.

(01:29:17):
It was too much. I agree. Did you Did you
watch Ozark? One of the best shows ever? No, that's
another one that a neighbor of mine who actually moved
to Vermont. He and I are still very good friends.
He's tried to get me to watch Ozark because I
do like the actors that are in Ozark. But once again,
I watched to the first two episodes and it was
all I could do to get through the first two. Okay,

(01:29:37):
what about Dead to Me? Dead to Me with Christina Apple?
So the best show ever? Come on, I didn't watch that.
I haven't tried that one. Try to watch that. It
may be like it. I think Lisa would like it,
maybe like it's one of those it's like sarcastic humor.
You know, at least it's a little deeper than I am.
I And I'm sure you know that now. But I
mean Liza's Lisa's intellect is a little deeper than mine.
Dead to me is not too deep. It's more Yeah, no,

(01:30:01):
it's great. It's really great though. All right, well we've
thrown a line out there, you know, So what do
you look for in a show other than just I
just want to sit there and laugh and not think
that's it. I just want to laugh. I want it
to be funny. I want to like the characters. I
want to be like, for example, Charlie Sheen. I liked
his character. Man, I wanted to be that guy. You
don't like to have conversations after about like what do

(01:30:23):
you think like those kind of shows, you don't you
don't have to talk about like who do you think
did it? Or what do you think is going to happen?
Like you don't like those conversations. No, no, we did.
We used to talk about Two and a half Man,
like which are the which are the women that Charlie
Sheen in that episode? Which one he was going to
stick with for the next episode? Oh, oh my god.
I never liked to and a half Man. So it's like, no, neither.
I just didn't really give me enough to chew on.

(01:30:46):
But that's okay, we're all different. We'll find you something.
I know you like golf. You're like golf and you're
like boobs. All right, we need to find something whole.
I am football in football, all right. Uh, let's go
around the room. You gave us your headlines earlier. I'm
to see what you were talking about. We'll start with you, Froggy.
What was your headline all and what you're around the room?
Poop is not recyclable. Okay, so we don't We pick

(01:31:11):
up our dogs as they go in our backyard and
we keep them in a little trash can. Well, I
forgot to put We usually put it in the regular garbage,
but I forgot, so I just put it in the
recycle can in a box in the recycle Okay. The
people who came to get our recycling up, they took
it out and set it back on the curb. Poop
is not recyclable. Yeah, you are not allowed to put

(01:31:33):
poop in the recycle can. I'll have to hold onto
that until the next garbage day. All right. I just
want you to know dog poop not recyclable. Okay, duly noted.
What was your headline? So a mine was window shopping
can be fun. So last night we were going to
look for a new Christmas tree because it's time we
get a new one, and my husband's like, oh, I

(01:31:54):
know exactly where to go. I did the research already,
blah blah blah. He didn't check what time the store
is going to close. So we show up, the store
is closed, we're freezing, but we're outside looking at all
the Christmas trees, pointing, Oh, that one's nice, Oh, that
one's very full. Oh the lights on that one's very nice.
And I actually enjoyed window shopping without purchasing anything, so
it was very enjoyable. So window shopping can be fun

(01:32:16):
without spending money. Good job, Danielle. You we're gonna go
back and buy that tree today, though, what was your headline?
I think I'm doing the wrong thing, but for the
right reasons. Maybe you guys can tell me to stop
or not. So my boyfriend, since he is in school
right now to get his doctor to physical therapy, doesn't

(01:32:37):
get to work very much. This kid's not making a
lot of money right now, and last year he got
really worried around the holidays because it was hard for
him to budget. So what I've been doing for the
last few months is I check his laundry pockets before
he does it because he usually leaves money in there.
Oh and when I used to just put it in
his drawer, he keeps his cash to give it back
to him. I've been taking it and hiding it in

(01:33:00):
a little piggy bank. And my plan is to give
him the piggy bank like after Thanksgiving. But I know
he's a little money stressed still right now, so I
can't tell if I have to just give up the
gig and give him his money an nour don't don't
do it again. That's you know what, wrap up, wrap
up that pig and give that as a Christmas present.
That's like, really great, here's your own money back. This
is your money. Merry Christmas, here's your money. And no

(01:33:21):
one tell him. Please, if you're his friend, don't tell him.
Don't be that ogle I'm in. I mean, don't be
that Ajoe. What was your headline? Scary? It's way too tight? Okay,
and my thirty four jeans. Here's the thing. I know
where I am in the year with my weight because
of this one pair of jeans I wear as soon

(01:33:41):
as they become too tight. Then that's when it's time
to move to the thirty sixes. And then I got
to start my doctor fat loss for the following day.
Is that that's the scoreboard. Yeah, he's watching the scoreboard.
Problem is that usually that's supposed to be December first.
These thirty four started getting tight on November first, and
now they're way too So that means I'm really I'm

(01:34:03):
I'm maybe a couple of pounds over my starting weight
before I go on my January detail. You're a month ahead. No,
that's bad, bad dad, you know it scary. I gotta
tell you. After I lost my weight, I was like
twenty eight or twenty nine waist, and then then I
leveled off at thirty at a thirty waist. So the
other night when I had to do this thing, they
had to bring clothes for me to wear, I said,

(01:34:24):
you better bring a thirty two. And I put the
thirty twos on and they were too big. I'm like, called,
thank god. Of course they could just be that brand,
you know. We don't know, right, but I know, but
it's that the Titan. But I have some jeans. Oh,
I cannot get them on at all. I don't want
to see that number going up. Man, I want to
stay on the thirty four. I don't want to go
to thirty six. Damn it to hell. I know I'm

(01:34:47):
with you, Gandhi. What was your headline? Gandhi? Mine is
further proof that I would be a terrible parent, because
I'm one of those people that looks at other people's
kids and I'm like, God, you're spoiling them. Why do
you spoil this child so badly? Like I think, I
know every right. I have a lizard who has everything
in the world and done some more. So I'm pretty
sure that if I did have a kid, I would

(01:35:07):
be that parent that I'm always looking at and complaining
about and judging a little bit. Because Kush now has
a mansion and I got them all kinds of stuff,
and I'm so happy because I feel like he's happy.
So I absolutely understand why parents spoil the kids, and
I'd be the worst. I'd be fun an though I
know you spoiler a chameleon all good? Yeah, yeah, And
he's been being really well behaved lately, and I appreciate it.

(01:35:30):
He hasn't been changing his colors at me and hissing.
He just comes out to play like we have had breakthroughs.
It's great. He deserves the mansion. But I had a
lot of fun putting it together. Yesterday you were staring
on your morning I love Gandi because you were just
so from You're from another planet. I love you. Okay,
straight and eate. What was your headline? Okay, it happened
one year ago today? What I almost died? Oh my god?

(01:35:57):
Have time rolls so fast when you're having fun? Yes? Yeah,
one year ago today around I think it was ten
o'clock at night. I can't even remember right now, but yeah,
I had my subarachnoid hemorrhage. So thank you to Heather
for calling the ambulance in just the one you had
after you guys did it? Yes, so are you still
do it again tonight to celebrate a little nervous, a

(01:36:19):
little gun shy there, but yeah, thank you to Heather
for saving me and calling the ambulance. Thank you to
the paramedics, the police officers that carried me down the stairs, doctors, nurses,
all the people I threw up on. Thank you for saying, well,
what a what a wonderful, wonderful thing to remember and
to try to forget. Yeah, I didn't remember the phone

(01:36:41):
call I made to you until you reminded me all this. Yeah,
we we had very very very touching phone calls after
you had your brain hemorrhage. Yeah, so thank you for
reminding me, because both of them don't remember. Yeah. Yeah,
the other one he had a stroke at the Windy's. Yeah. Oh, yes,
that's right, that's the first one. Hey, pick up Brody
for a second. Uh yeah, Brodie, what do you want

(01:37:03):
to talking about? How you waste shame? Scary. I didn't
mean to waste shame, scary. I didn't mean that. Oh,
the poor guy is like, oh, I'm getting sad. I'm
a thirty six, and you're like, oh, man, I thought
I was at thirty, but I wasn't. I was at
twenty eight. I didn't mean that. And I'm not a
twenty eight. I'm somewhere between a thirty one and a
thirty two. And then, oh, I can relate to you, scary,

(01:37:25):
I'm six inches less than you. I didn't mean that.
I'm sorry, scary. If if, if I waste shame in
that direction, by god, all right, Brodie, hold on, don't leave,
all right. I was watching a documentary about a very
famous singer I won't say who, but she was talking

(01:37:47):
about all the revelations that she's had and she said,
I finally figured out it's okay to vias size six.
I was like, side six sall hello, Oh my gosh.
So going back to Garrett to sound, why was he
playing Poisoned by Bell biv Devote Because they've just been
added to the American Music Awards because they are celebrating

(01:38:07):
thirty years. That song is thirty years it is yes,
Oh my god, hit it scary. I want to hear this.
Let's see if it stands up thirty years later. Bell
five Devote sounds good. Yeah, it's not a man of
freezing from the fact. Ready wrong, I'm ready, I'm ready.

(01:38:29):
Stick on you girl, I must see something strange in
my mind. Yo, sit where she moves. That's goods out
of time. It's relationships they see from the stars. So

(01:39:02):
we love is not together. Figure it out. It's timing
me out of my mind. That's why it's hard for
me to ride Jack out of my Listen, miss her love.

(01:39:25):
That girl is you trust to be but smile that
girl is. If I were you, I'd take for caution
before I stay to me. By God, you know, because

(01:39:51):
in some harsh show, she's the best thing in the world.
She so should ride you right out of your mind,
steal your heart and don't mind be rare. She's scheming.
She'll make you think you're dreaming your father love duty, screaming, potaty,

(01:40:18):
moving and slow, looking for a mellow fella like the
Voga handed late. So better a low scheming on hots,
money and the whole ship. The low throw should be
cut like an AFROC. That's what you're saying. She's wearing you,
but I know she's losing. How did you know? Me
and a crew used to do it Boyfen po Boyfen

(01:40:52):
Boyfen Boyden Boyfen Boyfendoyfen Boyfriend Poyson Poison Poison Boysons Poyson
Boyson thigging and taking the more. And that night I

(01:41:12):
played the walk, checking out the Fullers to hide Lowers Keeper.
When I'm over still Clocket, there was one of pepular
girls out the rest poison asking be the power ship
Michael picker Ship, and I'm running shot downtown Bow. Now
you know your split blow. It's driving me out of

(01:41:33):
my mind. That's why it's fine form me to find
can't get it out of my head. Miss her gets
her love her that girls poison poison, never joyed the

(01:41:55):
smile poison. See baby Damn Bunny. There you go, Ricky Bell,

(01:42:31):
Michael Bivens, Ronnie Devout originally from new edition. Do you
remember that? Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike I like the
girl who cares? Who would you like? Exactly? Coolestness? There
you go? Anyway, Sorry if you didn't like that, so
we'd play it. Oh wow, all right, I tell you what. Um,

(01:42:55):
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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. All right, all hell is breaking
LuSE in New York. So on our station's Z one hundred.
Scotty b in charge of keeping Z one hundred on

(01:45:01):
the air, and he was just doing something else and
not paying attention. We had like over thirty seconds of
dead air in New York, which is deadly. Yeah, art
light's supposed to flash, So no I think BTS starts
playing or something. I mean, it's like, wouldn't doubt play dynamite?
You know, so, Scotty, you're in charge of that. But

(01:45:22):
he's like, so I said to Scotty, Scotty, don't you
understand dead air in New York is like we're dead.
We're gonna lose money, revenue is gone. And then he says, well,
at least I'm not like scary actually gave away sixteen
hundred dollars to the wrong listener yesterday. You kind of did,
because that's thirty seconds of Z one hundreds air. Our

(01:45:43):
sixteen hundred dollars pays for a barely a second of
Z one hundred airs, So you look so yesterday scary.
We were doing our secret sound contest in New York
and he's like, he told a winner that she won,
but she wasn't the winner and she said the wrong answer,
so I had to pay her out of my own pocket.
I'm sweating one hundred dollars sweating. It's like, it's like
I have to pay to work on this show. They

(01:46:06):
send me a bill at the end of every show.
Here's what you spent. Do you know that in twenty
five years, I've never done that. Never not. I don't
believe that same same never done what I did yesterday.
And so you know they're calling from our space station,
you know up there at the satellite. Yeah, we're hearing

(01:46:27):
Wait a second, totally, So, Nate, what did you do
to contribute to this loss? I'm out here when this
show is on and we're in commercial. I have headphones
that have the air feed, but I take them off
and I put them down. Yeah, and I have a
kid speaker that has your voice. And you were reading

(01:46:49):
a spot or something. So let's be honest. It's Scotty Beau. Scotty,
you gotta if you're at the helm, you gotta have
keep your hands on the wheel. I take full responsibility.
Do whatever you have to do to me. I wanted
to spaken no, no, see you know me. I would
other just sit here and yell at you, and just
to show you the kind of guy Elvis is. I

(01:47:10):
tried to Venmo him the sixteen hundred dollars after the
show yesterday and he said, you didn't well, I said,
I want to vendomo you this. No, you knew you knew.
You knew I would not accept that. You don't sit
here and take credit for almost No, you would not
have done that. I'm giving you the credit. Why didn't wait, wait,
here's the thing. Why did you just velmo it without
telling him that? Because he wasn't he would dan yell.
I'll tell you. Because he never intended on venmo that money.

(01:47:30):
He wanted to go. Okay, I'm sorry. It was the
worst thing ever. I feel awful. I'm gonna venue that
Venmo that money and he knew I would say no,
don't do it. But I wanted to let everybody know
that's what you said. You said, this is no. You
wanted everyone to know that you were willing to vend
my money when you actually weren't. He specifically said, I
tried to, which is a lie because if you'd have tried,
you would have known. You can't even venmo over a

(01:47:52):
thousand dollars, So yeah, you can't. Damn it. I didn't
even know that. Yeah, there's a limited try. But anyway,
that's so great. That really is don't really take the
brunt for everybody I did? What else do we not
know about that? You're You're actually like it's like it's
like you go on vacation with a friend and you
share a hotel room and at the end it's time
to check out, and you notice that while you were
at the beach, they were watching porn and you have

(01:48:13):
to pay for it. Yeah, it's like at the end
of every show, I have to write a check to iHeart,
But can somebody send me thirty five seconds? Somehow? That's
a lot of money. I'm sorry, we already made it up.
So what happened to Scotty's arguments? Though? It might be
my favorite thing though, because he took responsibility. But then
immediately try to deflect to someone else a question, though,
isn't an AMZI one hundred in New York if there's

(01:48:36):
dead air doesn't automatically go to some prerecorded emergency. I thought, yeah,
usually lights flashing here, that's say off air, off air.
But I didn't see any of that. Yeah, I didn't
see it because it was playing bats dynamite. M Scottie,
you better call home because Amy said she's in the
bathroom doing your daughter's hair. Can't hear the show? Is
he getting fired? So you may want to go? Yeah,

(01:48:56):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't use the expensive shampoo and that daughter.
I'm gonna go find some prel call Nate back and
get the free shampoo he offered you. Right, Look, do
they still make that an old champoo called Gee? Your
hair smells terrific? Remember, you better start buying that. You
should have taken. Yeah, you should have taken Nate's cheap

(01:49:17):
all right, All right. I hope that everyone's okay. I
hope that we're back on time. All everyone's listening to
us because you're back just in time for us to
take a break. We've got an excellent phone tap for you. No,
we're not doing phone taps yet. We're not doing that.
We're coming back after this. We're something else. Maybe, Hey,
this is nay this right, carry what's up? This is

(01:49:38):
pink And you're listening to Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran in
the morning showing. Showing show is Elvis durand in the
Morning show? Hey, so all right, we had Dolly Parton
on the other day. Love her. We love Dolly and
everything about Dolly. She's great. Her philosophy and outlook on
life is just so refreshing, right, I mean, so honest

(01:50:01):
great in there. So we were talking about how much
we love Dolly. You know. She wrote Joline and I
Will always love you on the same day, and she
also donated a million dollars or contributed a million dollars
to have the COVID vaccine accelerated. I mean, what are
we doing with our stupid lives? Look at what Dolly
Parton is doing, you know. So Gandhi of course, getting
curious to know more about the wonderful world of Dolly,

(01:50:25):
actually found out a lot about what she has done
and continues to do. Right, Yes, she is amazing. So
obviously she did all of the stuff that you just mentioned,
but she's also donated over one hundred and thirty million
books to children. She's donated a million dollars to the
Monroque Carrell Carroll Junior Vanderbilt Children's Hospital. She helped people
that were victims of the wildfires. Not only did she

(01:50:47):
donate nine million dollars, she helped raise thirteen million dollars.
She's worked, I know she's worked to save the ball
eagle from extinction. She's raised funds for AIDS research. And
she gave a million dollars to the Lacante Medical Center
to create the Dolly Parton Center for Women's Services. And
that's just the beginning of the stuff that she does.
I don't know where she finds the time. That's how

(01:51:07):
do you spelled the name of that women's center? L
l E c o Nte. Okay, maybe La Conte? Okay? Well,
the p Dolly Parton is a saint. If we if
we could make her the next saint, you know what
I'm saying. I mean, we need more Dollies in our life,

(01:51:30):
the heroes, and you know what, Look, she's big and
flashy and everyone knows who she is, and she's donated
a lot of money and and she's raised a lot
of money, so you know, and she's she's very famous,
so we can celebrate her. So there's got to be
some people's in your life. People's there's gonna be people
in your life that sort of does the same thing.
They're always there for other people that they're always kind
of under under the radar, you know, give them a

(01:51:52):
thank you. Then they typically will say, oh, no, no, no,
you know, but I don't love you, Dolly Parton love her. Hey.
I know it was several years ago, but George Clooney
gave fourteen of his friends a suit case packed with
a million dollars in cash, and I know you covered
it back then. Yeah, but yeah, it was twenty thirteen,
I think twenty thirteen exactly. So he did in a

(01:52:13):
recent interview with GQ, and he was talking about why
he said he was single, he had plenty of money.
He wanted to thank the people who got him where
he is. Most of the people he gave the million
dollars too older than him. They'd loaned him money in
the past, they let him sleep on their couches when
he was broke, or they helped him in other ways
over the past thirty five years, and he said, you know,

(01:52:35):
I thought, you know, without them, I don't have any
of this. Yeah, and he said he was going to
leave them in his will, but he said, why bother
waiting till then he goes, might as well give it
to them. Now, what am I waiting for? Yeah? If
I get hit by a bus, they're all in the wheel.
So why am I waiting to get hit by a bus?
So he gave fourteen million dollars in cash too, well,
a million dollars to each of his friends. I wish

(01:52:57):
somebody I was friends this would do that. Well, have
you if anyone along the way that you can think
of that is a million? I think I only have
one friend who possibly has that kind of money, right,
and I didn't really do crap for him. So no,
Enrique Glaciers, he's got to have that kind of money, right,
He's got an airplane. Yeah, yeah, okay, so maybe I
did help him. Yeah, sure, sell an airplane one que,

(01:53:22):
give him some cash. I know, it would be so
awesome to be in the position to be able to
do that for anybody, even more so than get it.
If you had that kind of money and could just
change fourteen lives Oh my god, it would be awesome.
I always wanted to be the one to leave the
big crazy tip when you go to the restaurant that
you know, if you could afford it, just like a
thirty two dollars bill and leave a thousand dollars like
I just want to see someone's face gets so excited,

(01:53:44):
be so cool, fight a way to do it. By
the way, Hey, you know what, speaking of money, let's
talk to Brody. Brodie's obviously fun person to talk to everybody. Hey, Brodie, Rody,
what do you think of this story about George Clooney
from several years ago leaving a million I mean, giving
a million dollars each to fourteen friends. The first thing
I thought was, I hope all this is counting me

(01:54:04):
in for a suitcase. Oh he did. He did give
them each a million dollars in a little like like briefcase.
So they got a free, running, cool leather briefcase too.
You know, tax no taxes on that, Millie, don't know,
I think you do. It's a gift. I don't know
what what I think you do? Have declare it? Yeah,

(01:54:25):
if it's cash, do you declare it? Now? You might
have to do you have to write that. I mean,
do you have to do? You have to report that
to the i RS. If if George Clooney gives you
a million dollars, yes you do. Yeah, the guy that
blabbed about if the other thirteen people are probably like,
what the hell, dude, Now we got to report this
to the Randy Gerber what his friend? Randy Gerber was

(01:54:49):
the one that blabbed to the present double taxation? If
Brandy Garber's got a lot of money too, don't they
own all like the alcohol together and stuff? Yeah, the
hotels and things, yeah, bars and club No, Randy Garbett
didn't need a million dollars. Give that back, Randy is
our business. But still, how is that not double taxation?

(01:55:10):
George Clooney paid taxes on that million dollars already. Why
does somebody who he gives it to have to pay taxes?
That's a bunch of bullcrap. See. The thing is is
I'm married to Alex, so I can give him money.
He can give me money and we can't be taxed
for it because we're married. So he should have married
all fourteen to those friends. Brody, we have to do

(01:55:34):
a fifteen minute morning show podcast in a moment during
the phone tap. Do you you're in charge today? So
I hope you have a nice program ready for us. Well,
I appreciate all the advanced notice like a minute, I'm
giving you, like three minutes. Maybe there's a fun game
we could play, Brodie, you mean, like, will you be
nice to me about this one? One? I'll try. He's

(01:55:56):
on the toilet right now. Yeah, you're whatever microphone you're
using isn't your normal mic. The problem is I'm on
clean feed, the technical advanced one and the falle at
the same time. All right, all right, well we're done.
Put him on hold. All right. I truly enjoyed yesterday's

(01:56:19):
fifteen minute morning show podcast. I still have a tummy
ache from that. If you didn't catch that. Let's get
into the three things we need to know Gandhi, all right.
President elect Joe Biden will meet today with frontline healthcare workers.
As the nation nears a quarter million coronavirus deaths, a
growing number of medical experts are now calling for President
Trump to allow his administration to share coronavirus data with

(01:56:41):
Biden's transition team. Biden warned earlier this week that the
result of the current administration's lack of cooperation might mean
more needless deaths. More than two weeks after the election,
President Trump is yet to concede. Postal workers in New
York City are asking Congress to find the money to
keep the US Postal service up and running. Workers gathered
yesterday in front of the main Postal service building in

(01:57:02):
Manhattan to voice concern that their jobs could be cut
as the Post Office faces a financial crisis. The US
Government Accountability Office reported that the agency is not able
to fund services through its own revenue. Postal workers say
Americans will face massive mail and package delays if the
Post Office starts cutting jobs and service. And finally, we
talked about this earlier. Twitter is going to look a

(01:57:23):
little bit different. They are now joining Snapchat and Instagram
and letting you get rid of tweets after twenty four hours.
It'll be just like an Instagram story. The new feature
will be made available over the next few days, and
the company says that when they tested out the feature
in Brazil, Italy, South Korea, and India, it actually made
people tweet a whole lot more so they're hoping for
more engagement. And those are your three things excellent, Your

(01:57:45):
phone tapp next, I just think this whole thing is crapped.
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on MTV. Elvis, Elvis Durand Elvis Durand phone tap. All right, Brodie,
what's your phone tap about today? Elvis? So listen to.
Miguel wanted us to phone tap his wife, Linda. Linda
was extra stressed about Thanksgiving. She was making dinner for
his family and her family. So I called her the
day before Thanksgiving and told her there was a problem
with the turkey they ordered. Okay, that's a Thanksgiving. That's

(01:58:29):
a good way to mess with some one's head. Let's
listen to Brodie's phone tap. Hi, I'm looking for Linda Potty. Hi,
this is her. Hi, this is Pete Campie from Rush.
I'm just calling to confirm your order that's been picked
up today. Oh yeah, that's great, thank you. Huh. So
we've got four pounds of potato salad, four pounds of
macaroni salad, three pounds a half sour pickle, and of

(01:58:49):
course the turkey. Yes, that's correct. Now, your order is
very hard to fill for the turkey, but we got
it's all taken care of. Why well, because I just
found your order a little strange. But it's all taken
care of. We were able to do it. We got
twenty two pound turkeys. How many twenty two pound turkeys?
We just need one? No, no, no, no, not twenty
two pound turkeys. You have twenty two pound turkeys. We

(01:59:10):
have them all for you. I had to call some
other stores. No, no, no, no, no no. We ordered
one twenty two pounds turkey. Yeah no, I took the
order from let me see here, your husband, Miguel. He said, hey,
you got twenty two pound turkeys, and I said yeah.
He said, I'll take them. Sign me up. So that's
what we got. No, who in the right line orders? What?

(01:59:34):
What is it? Two two, two twenty turkeys? Twenty two
pound turkeys. We went to a lot of a lot
of trouble to get these. I had to call four
other stores in the area. How about it? Thank you.
I'm sorry, that's who. Why wouldn't you know this doesn't
even make any sense, that doesn't I have sixteen people
coming tomorrow. I can't. I can't serve that to people.

(01:59:54):
I don't understand you again, give one person a turkey.
I thought it was a cute idea. I figured you
having like a get your own turkey kind of party.
But I don't understand you do this all the time, Like,
are you stupid? You had to have realized that that
would like needed that. Excuse me, I am. I am
a supermarket professional, ma'am. I've been doing a seventeen years.
I think I've heard turkeyfessional. Then you would know that

(02:00:15):
nobody in the right mind is going to order twenty
two pound turkeys. It's like, literally doesn't make any sense.
You had to have known that that was a mistake. Listen,
people are into different things. I don't know what you
what you people are into these days? Hey back, you
know my culture? Wherever you were from? I don't know
that's what you do. I don't question people where we're from.
What are you talking from? Ohio? This doesn't make any
sense and something needs to be done, and I need

(02:00:37):
an actual twenty two pound turkey because it's tomorrow and
I'm thinking people coming over here. Hey Ley, where am
I going to find a twenty two pound turkey? You
know what I mean? Well, maybe you should have thought
of that when you're placing that order. That something seems
at all? Does that mean you don't want the three
pounds a half salad pickles? I don't want you speak
to you anymore. What I want is for I'm going
to call my husband. Someone will get back to you. Okay,

(02:00:58):
you sound like you could use the pickles, if you
know what I mean. Oh my god, you're disgusted. Who
doesn't love pickles? You know what? I have a great
Thanksgiving Miguel. All right, so we're gonna have to call
me right now. Good. I was gonna say, we should
call her. Okay, great, let it go, Quhall we call
her back. Here we go. What he's going on? Right now?

(02:01:20):
What you talk to the people from your flash? Because
I'm gonna kill them. Were you talking about? No? No, no,
you ordered twenty two pound turkeys. Twenty turkeys that aren't
two pounds. There's still the same amount of turkeys. What's
the problem? Wait? What what's the problem? First of all,
I don't even know how to cook those. What do
you mean? What's the pres the small turkeys, just a

(02:01:42):
lot of them. The cooking instructions are gonna be different.
I don't even know how I'm gonna get twenty turkeys
enough coming, Like, I don't understand how to cook that.
Like that's that's ridiculous and embarrassing for that matter, look
like pigeons, Linda, Who is that? Does? Is Dave Rody
Melvis Joy in the Morning Show? We're phone tapping you
right now. Your turkey's really on the way. It's fine.
I don't know if I should be mad or relieved.

(02:02:02):
It's like, wait, oh my god, oh my god, I'm
gonna sound like a crazy person on the radio. Wouldn't
you be a little crazy? Yeah, But I think it's
kind of cool. It's like, you know, personal pan pizza.
It's a personal pan turkey. It sounds like an interesting idea.

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