The Day Nate Drove The Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Actors. I think Elvis is hilarious on the spot. He
always has something funny to say. Oh my god, Sarah,
it's so funny. They will make me swallow. Yeah, Oh
my gosh, Elvis, I'm so excited to be on the
phone with you right now. No, no, no, all the
excitement is out. I'm leaving, I'm walking away. I like

(00:28):
to hear that other people have issues too. Hello, hys Sarah, hysterically,
I love it. Stick that in your pipe and stop
Sylvis Duran in the Morning Show. That is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show minus Elvis Duran. That equation still
equals and the Morning Show. Are you guys ready for yourself?

(00:51):
That's yeah, all right, let's do your TV. Let's do something.
Attendance roll called Danielle, Good morning, Gondhi, Froggy, Good morning, Scary,
got me, Good morning, Diamond hid again. Okay, well she's here,

(01:13):
but she's here. Are you guys ready? It is Monday,
May third, Elvis is taking the day off and we
are here to do the show. And I am very tired.
So I needed, as I said, to Scary, some driving guitars.
And do you think Metallica has driving guitars enough jessef okay, well,

(01:34):
wake it up. It's Monday, and here we are Elvis,
dran Well and the Morning Show. Well, good morning. I
hope that'll work you up. I'm looking at all of
these texts coming in. I'm never drive this fast to
work on a Monday. Sandman is a speeding song, rocking
out of the first song of the day. Great hick Nate,
you are awesome. Look at all these texts loving me.

(01:56):
This is fantastic. Hill up. Half of them are for
my mom. But then I have this one person. Can
you text us when they're super aggressive? For six AM's
song is over? Oh gosh, seriously, it's gonna run for
four hours. Yeah, well play again this person the Wambules.

(02:20):
All right, here we go. It is Monday. Good morning, guys.
How's everybody doing this morning? Good? Fribulous? Anybody texting in
Elvis is fine? He just wanted a day off. I
hope Elvis is okay. No, all your text Elvis is fine.
Everybody thinks that you killed him and like stopped him
in someplace. Damn it, I did. I did get rid

(02:41):
of a rug this weekend and I had it rolled
up and I threw it in the dumpster. I'm like, man,
this would be great for a body. Of course, sad
that was one of my initial thoughts. Of course it
is so we are already running behind. So let's get
things going. Let's talk to our first caller of the day.
It is Robin. Good morning, Robin morning. How is everybody today?

(03:01):
We are fantastic. Now you're a high school math teacher.
What are you teaching today? Is it the Cartesian plane? Oh?
My god? Time on teaching quad laterals and normal distribution? Okay, well, Danielle,
Danielle is our math major here. Would you like to
get Danielle a quick equation to see if she can
get it right? I don't even know what she said.
It sounds like high and grillas or something. What did

(03:25):
she say? Huh it's I said? How many sighs? Oh?
Come on for that? I know, Danielle. Very good, Danielle.
All right, let's just stop there. Let's just so if
it is and I do want to point this out,
I'm glad we have Robin on. So thank you Diamond
for getting Robin. Because it is teacher appreciation week? How

(03:47):
long have you been a teacher, Robin? This is my
twenty fourth year one. Wow, and will there be twenty
five or are you twenty four and out? No, there
will be twenty five and more. And do you remember
all of your students? If you saw somebody from your
first year of teaching, would you remember her or him? Um?
I would probably remember where they stick in my classroom,

(04:09):
but I don't always remember their name. Wow, that is
a crazy memory. Yeah, all the teachers remembered me because
I had to sit close to the teacher because I
talked too much. I wanted to talk to everybody in
the class. Unfortunately, this year, nobody talks to anybody. It's
really not so good. Yeah, it's so sad. That will change.

(04:30):
Things are looking on the up and up. Today's show
is about hope too. I just want to point that, well, Robin,
it was lovely, lovely talking to you today. I'm so
glad that we were able to show. Thank you so much.
Do you love it even without Elvis? I do love
it even without elm Okay, well it's just one day.
I also want to say that it is going to
be nursive week this week too, So all that's right,

(04:53):
it's teacher. I just don't know why they put them
both together. I mean, can't we spread this out and
like you know, past week get moved to this week.
I don't know. Robert was lovely chatting with you. We're
going to sing you some scrubs. Even though you're not
a nurse. I feel like you can wear them before
you go to it, or even in the classroom now
if you're doing things remotely. So it was lovely chatting
and happy Teachers Appreciation week. Thank you, have a great day.

(05:16):
Thank you very much, Robin. We should have more teachers
on the Today Diamond. Thank you. Let's get into TV.
Let's get into the three things, Gandhi, what happened over
the weekend, and what's happening right now. A lot of
stuff happened over the weekend, some pretty serious things going on.
A crowd estimated to be around four hundred people is
expected to attend the invitation only funeral of Andrew Brown

(05:37):
Junior in Elizabeth City, North Carolina today. The forty two
year old, unarmed black man was shot to death by
sheriff's deputies, reportedly as he was trying to drive away
from officers attempting to serve a warrant. Protesters were turned
to the streets for a twelfth day of demonstration Sunday,
demanding that the full police bodycam video of the incident
be released to the public. More help is now on

(05:58):
the way as India about is an explosive surge in
the coronavirus. The US has now sent military planes loaded
with supplies, medicine and desperately needed oxygen. The country is
home to more than a third of the world's new cases,
soaring to a new peak on Saturday. India has actually
recorded over three hundred thousand new cases of the virus
every day for the past ten days. The government says

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the total of cases now tops nineteen and a half million.
A handful of Indian states have lockdowns and other restrictions
in place. Hospitals are said to be so overwhelmed that
they're either turning away sick patients or just leaving some
to die in waiting rooms. A new travel band from
India to the US begins tomorrow. And finally, a remote
Canyon and Death Valley National Park is closed off any

(06:42):
ideas why, guesses and why they found a forty acre
pot farm the first one, Yeah, I wanted to shut
it down, but the illegal grow site is one of
hundreds spotted over the last decade. A ranger found it
tucked away near the border between California and Nevada. Those
are your three things, you know. When I lived in California,
they had little signs at all the national parks and

(07:04):
said be careful there might be pot growing out here.
Oh we'll get you. Apparently people protect it with we Okay,
maybe I don't want to go hiking today. It's fairly time. Yes,
that's exactly what. Thank you very much for the stories, Gandhi.
Your war scopes are coming up next. More from the

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I apparently rubbed the people the wrong way playing Metallica
this morning? Did that? Whoa? Okay? I actually kind of
loved it. Investigation that those eleven text messages all negative.

(08:30):
They're all from the same phone number y co two five.
One person trying to the voice of many once again,
it's your mother, she's complaining. I don't even think my
mom knows who Metallica is, what that song is? So god,
really it's one person. It's one person name and about

(08:50):
five hundred people that loved it. All right, everybody text
this number two one five. Oh my god, seriously, don't
ring up block. Blood is froggy block? Then for me,
get the barn yard, which who is it? What it's
It's like half of the texts two on five, you'll

(09:12):
see it. What are your last two digits to the
phone number nine five? Okay? Done? Block. Thanks for you.
What are the first seven or eight? I'll give it
to you. Seriously, don't rain. I'm like, come on, it's hard.
It okay. I want you to text in or call.
We're gonna take these calls next Diamond, be prepared. You
Can you turn the show off when you don't hear Elvis?

(09:34):
I want to know, can you hear my voice and
not Elvis? Is? Do you turn the show? Im cerious though,
because have they already turned the show? I'm aware of this.
This person was so mean. They're like, oh, learn your audience, Nate.
That song sucks, very visible start to the show. I
guarantee miss your two on five or missus two and five.

(09:56):
I know this audience better than you did that song.
You better believe it. I know what I'm doing you
twenty two years, twenty three years now, I know what
I'm doing. Curious, but seriously, if you have yet to
turn off the radio, but will because Elvis isn't on,
I want to know why one eight zero, one hundred.
Just curious, So let's get into the horscopes. Now call

(10:19):
up and tell me why you don't like me. That's
then I'll read your phone number out on the air,
a good feeling fash you call me and tell me
why you don't like me. I want to know, I
want to know. Let's get into the horscopes, producer, Sam,

(10:41):
Who are you doing them with today? I mean, Nate,
it's the opportune day for me to do them with you. No,
we've no, no, no, we've already pissed enough people off
with me, so you've got it's so upset even you
don't want to hear you. That's exactly right. I don't
want to waste the day when Elvis isn't here with
Nate doing horsecopes, because it's so much better when it
makes Elvis up like that. Okayndie, you mind pulling up

(11:06):
the horoscopes. I would not mind say them anything for
you and helping me out today. Thank youre horoscopes. There
they are. If you celebrate today happy birthday. You are
celebrating with Eric Church and James Brown. Happy birthday. It's
a big birthday there for everyone. Capricorn, if you are
feeling off your game, take a step back and relax
before continuing your day. Is an eight Aquarius, Be aware

(11:30):
that your vague messaging can confuse the people around you,
so be more clear with what you want. Your days
of seven Pisces, enjoy the company of others and feel
the love around you. Your day is at ten Ari.
Stop limiting yourself and begin to push your limits. Your
days of seven Taurus, your hard willed nature will be
an asset to getting a project done on time. Your

(11:50):
day is a nine Gemini. Avoid making any decisions that
may alter the current course you're on. Your day's in
eight Cancer. Put your walls down and let others in
for us serious conversation. It could change your future. Your
day is a ten Leo. Don't continue to extend yourself
to people who do not appreciate your efficiency. Your days
and eight Virgo. Let your creative juices flow and go

(12:13):
wild with your imagination. Your day is an eight Libra.
Be the first to spark up a conversation with a
loved one to show them you're engaged and listening. Your
days of nine Scorpios, shake off any negative feelings and
instead focus on the positive. Your day is a nine
and finally, Sagittarius, stop being indecisive and stand firm in
your decision making. Your days of nine and those are

(12:35):
your Monday morning horoscopes. Oh, thank you very much. What
was capricorn? What was my day? Your day is an eight?
An eight? Oh okay, not a ten? Too bad? It
was a ten until mister two one five text didn't right.
But here's the thing you have to remember. With our horoscopes,
nobody ever gets below a seven, so an eight is

(12:55):
pretty crappier. Yeah, that day, well, well gee, thanks for
it already is thanks to mister two on five. Okay, enough,
we'll find out why people hate me next. But Danielle,
what do you have coming out? Did you guys see
Billy Eilis on the cover of British Vogue. Oh go look,
Oh my gosh, amazing. We gotta talk about ladytastic. We'll
talk about that next. We're watching everything you text. Someone

(13:21):
just texted in. I sniffed seats when people get up. Oh,
text messaging rates me apply Elvistrand in the Morning show.
You know, I don't know why we advertise for Audible
because it's our competition, right, I feel like a little
bit yeah, we're just driving people away when we say
go to audible, download it and then start listening to

(13:43):
a book. I really feel that, like, for instance, Gandi,
what are you excited to listen to? You? I can't
wait to get Travis Barker's autobiography, can't, I say so?
I will be listening to that maybe during the show.
I don't know. See, Oh my god. That is my point, Danielle,
what are you listening to? I'm actually still finishing the
Meaning of Mariah. It was like thirteen hours or something.
I have three hours left. But I love it because

(14:04):
she sings during the book. So it's you don't get
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(15:08):
Is daniel Oh, there's gone here, there's Frog, there's Gary Scotti,
Gary producer, Sam Diamonds out there. I'm straight, Nan, We're
gonna find out why people hate me. Here in a second,
Danielle stop. Danielle has a report coming up, dam has
her feel good's. Actually, let's let's dig into that. We're
gonna try and get this person, this person I was
texting in saying they hated me. They answering. Diamond is

(15:29):
trying right now. I don't think they are answering. But
let's go talk to somebody else. Uh, yes, yes. If
they don't answer, can we all guess why people hate you? Well,
that's fine, he's open this up. You know, I don't
know if we have enough time for it now, Yeah,
we do. Why do you hate any particular one of
us on this show? Oh? Great? Yeah? Hate me? Yes?

(15:55):
I mean I could come up with a list for
each and every one of you, but it's more interesting
listeners have to say. Just speculation is what they were thinking.
So let's talk. Okay, let's start with some positivity. Dan
in Philly, Hey, Dan, line one, So you actually you
don't hate me? I just want to I do not.

(16:15):
I do want to clear the record with that. Okay.
I also wanted to redeem the two one five area
code because I felt like we were again a little
bit of flak over here. Okay. Oh, so you're a
two one five or as well? I am, but I don't.
I don't associate myself with that. Okay, So that wasn't

(16:37):
you from like your wife's phone or something like that. No, no,
thank god, I don't have a wife. No. So you
listen to the show with or without Elvis? Yes, I do,
Thank you, Dan, I like, yeah, thank anytime. I'm listening
with my coworker Jay. We liked Metallica. We thought it

(16:58):
was a good play. Thank you, Dan and Jay. If
you missed what we're talking about, listen to the de
Mancho later. Thank you very much, There, Dan great Now.
Line twenty three is Lynn, Hi, Lynn, Hi, good morning lady. Hello.
So you don't hate me. I just want to make

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Oh heavens no, let me tell you the way. So
you have a great, really sexy phone voice. Incredibly, you've
heard of the call app, right, Yeah, Okay, Matthew McConaughey's
on that. I really should do a second job and
get on that call app. You have a great sexy voice.

(17:40):
Thank you. Hey, I did not play this cool diamond
and I hear when I hear that guy, Matthew McConaughey,
I want to go buy a pool table and that
car he always tried to sew a right. I'm not kidding. Okay,
is anybody else getting a little warm? I'm a little uncomfortable. Okay,
to be a defensive, I don't mean to be offensive.

(18:01):
I do a great I don't think you're a offensive.
I think he's loving it. He's going to save this
audio for later. Right, I'm gonna listen back to your
voice later. I Well, thank you very much, Le, appreciate it.
You have a great day. Well, we have two likes,
no no hates right now, but I'm sure those will
come in, especially for a time. Well, let's get into

(18:26):
Danielle's report. Okay, Danielle, give the people a reason to
hate you. Okay, here we go. So Billie Eilish is
on the cover of British Vogue looking insane, like obviously
you know, she has blonde hair now, but she's wearing
a corset and she's like, you know how she usually
wears baggy clothes. Well, this time around she decided to

(18:46):
change it up and she said she's proud of her body.
She's proud of what she looks like. She feels in
power and stuff like that. So if you would like to,
you know, check it out, you should because she looks great.
Can you believe Anna in Aicole Smith's Water is fourteen
years old. Danny Lynn looks just like mom. If you
have not seen her, it's it's crazy how much he

(19:08):
looks like Mom. And it's it's been, you know, since
two thousand and seven. Anna died in two thousand and
seven at thirty nine years old, So that's a long
time ago, when she was just a little baby. Then
Travis Scott did you see him landing in Miami and
a brand new private jet came back from the Bahamas
celebrating his twenty ninth birthday. The jet is so big
it looks like it's a commercial flight. It's ridiculous how

(19:30):
big the jet is. Yet it's it's crazy. The security
guard around the Kardashians and that gated community. Man, it's
just been getting crazy. Another guy tried to get near them.
So this time ask the security guards, Hey, I want
to meet the Kardashians. And the security guard goes, no,
you're not going to be meet the Kardashians. Leaves, comes back,
jumps a fence or a gate and gets in and

(19:52):
it's walking around the gated community. Of course they got him.
Thank goodness, because this is like the third person in
a couple of weeks that's really scary out there. Chris Martin,
I think is Chris Martin. Um he's got new music
coming out. I know that o. Um. So he will
be on American Idol next Sunday and he's going to
be a mentor for the contestants because it's gonna be

(20:12):
a cold Play themed episode. He's gonna perform his new
one um and there'll be seven contestants who will be
doing two songs because they'll do a regular song and
then they're gonna do a Mother's Day song because it
is Mother's Day this coming weekend. In case you forgot,
don't forget its Mother's Day and Sky Season two of
Bridgerton has started filming. There are pictures, but don't get

(20:32):
so excited because you know, there's no reggae Jean Page,
there's no Duke of Hastings, so I'm not so sure
I'm going to be watching, but will say I fetch you.
They're gonna sneak him in somehow. He's gonna be I
know he's gonna be talked about because he's still married
to her. But you know the big thing is everybody's
saying that he's not in it right, so he's gonna
be in it. It's gonna be a surprise. See episode eight.
He's gonna sneak in there. Episode eight. I don't wait

(20:54):
until episode eighty going to make you watch the whole thing.
That's how they do it come on The Incredible Two's
on regular television tonight. If you need a movie, You've
got The Voice. The series finale of Prey Obey Kill
on HBO Max Netflix. Okay, so Nate, I thought of you.
Over the weekend, Sheldon and I started watching something called
Ripper Street on Netflix. It's from but wait, it's from

(21:14):
twenty twelve to twenty sixteen. But it's not about Jack
the Ripper. It's about like other things that happened on
the same in the same area that Jack the Ripper
kind of like you know was. It's much easier to
watch it with a brit because there were many times
where I go, what the hell did he just say?
And thankfully my British husband deciphered it. Okay, and then
I know fiance, Oh my gosh, Guy Gandhi and I

(21:38):
are watching the like the end of the show and
the reunion. Oh my gosh. Crazy and Gandhi watched something
called The Last Cruise on HBO Max. Tell everyone what
that's about. Um, it's about the last cruise that departed
as the coronavirus pandemic was beginning, so that Diamond Princess
cruise that was stranded. It's really just kind of a
roundown of what happened on that ship the perspective of

(22:01):
the people who were on the ship. Yeah, and that's
my Daniel report. Well, thank you very much, Daniel. There
is distinct no reasons to hate you in there. Well, yeah,
I'm sure there'll be one at door two. Just gotta
look closer. Let's get into the field goods right now.
Producer Sam all right, so this one comes from Sharon's Layton,
and she sent me an adorable story about an anonymous
couple from Canada. They've been married for fifty years and

(22:23):
the wife has always taken great pride in her appearance,
but that's got a little bit tougher recently because her
eyesight started to fade, and recently she's been burning herself
a lot with the curling iron. So this seventy nine
year old man decided to go to beauty school for
his wife so that he could get her ready every morning.
So first he had a lesson on hair and then makeup.

(22:45):
And what was super cute is the entire time he
was just showing employees photos of his wife saying how
beautiful is she? How beautiful is this woman? It's just
super sweet. I'm sure the wife's gonna appreciate getting glammed
up by her husband every morning, but I'm sure the
knowledge that he wanted to do that for her is
going to be priceless. So thank you Sharon for this story.
And if you have a story that deserves to be featured,

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email me Sam at elvistran dot com subject mine feel good?
Which Sheldon ever do that for you? Daniel? Of course
I want to see him do your makeup one day
and your ID be awesome. Shut up, Froggy, Oh, Froggy,
can you do Lisa this morning? Oh god, this morning?
You don't want that. It would be the worst ever.

(23:29):
She would look like a clown if she's lucky, let's
put it Doway. Okay, well, thank you very much for that, Producer, Sham,
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is taking the day off you have in the morning show.

(24:13):
You know now, I know how Elvis feels when we're
running late and you still want to do something because
I want to do something here, but I realize we
don't have enough time to do it. Oh but see,
since you're a producer, you're the producer and you're the host,
you can say whatever. I know I could. All the
scary really steps up when I have to host. So
I feel like he's gonna say, hey, we're running a
light here. Yeah. But if if you do that the

(24:34):
next time that we run late and Elvis don't want
to break, I'm gonna go Nate, Remember you do the
same thing. That's the thing. I don't want to be
a hypocrite. We don't want to hear it. So I
guess we'll just move forward quickly and efficiently. And you
got ninety seconds, I know, the time to talk about
what you want to do and then do it in

(24:56):
the next month. Let's do that fantastic idea. Okay, so
we solicited for people that hate it. Nobody hates us.
We're infallible, all right, all right, I think you might
need to wait until people wake up. Yeah again, because
there there are people that hate us. I feel like
the people that are awake early on are way more

(25:16):
critical than the people that are awake later on. Right,
So I feel like if anything would have sparked, even
just a twinge of hate, it would have been Now.
I feel like even later people love us even more.
We could literally get away with murder. You know, you
haven't let that go? Okay, So what do you want
to talk about next? Getting stuck in a laundry basket? Danielle?

(25:36):
Or yeah, I wasn't stuck. I just said okay. Well,
Danielle brought up something that was very interesting and it
sparked a conversation here in the room. So we're going
to talk about that next because we have how much
time left? Scary about seconds about what did you get
stuck in as a child? And all were able to
chime in instantly with that thing that we got stuck

(25:58):
in as a what m I got stuck in a dryer?
We have? We had a front loader and I used
to like used to sit in it, used to put
my butt in first and sit down. I used to
rock back and forth in it. Yeah, I didn't realize
how big I had gotten over time, and I literally
got stuck. It took a while I started. You know,

(26:19):
when you freak out, you tense up, and you tend
to stuck. Getn't even I couldn't get out of it,
but your ass got larger. I got stuck in it,
and my entire body got in it. I couldn't pull
myself out. My head was outside of the thing, and
the rest of my body was inside, with my feet
dangling out. Smartphones were invented for back then. That was No,

(26:44):
that is hilarious. As a kid. Really, there's no way
you can even get part of your body in a dryer. No,
no way. Okay, So okay, that's the top because we're
now out of time, right pretty much. Well, you go
around the room first, No, no, no, Well we'll get
to everybody else's story next. I want to know what
did you get stuck in as a child? One hundred
two two zero one. We're gonna talk about that next.

(27:05):
And in twenty minutes we have a thousand dollars free
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we're breaking on time. Great show. This is Elvis Strayed
in the morning show show and if you're just waking up.

(27:26):
Elvis took the day off, He's totally fine. I know.
He gave us that lecture yesterday when he decided to
take the day off. He goes, I'm just taking the day.
Don't ask me if I'm okay? Right, though, I want
to know who did it, Like somebody texted him. Somebody
texted him, I'm here for you if you need me, right,
who is it? Don't He hates that. He hates it

(27:47):
because he just simply wanted to take a day off.
I'm entitled to do that. And then somebody goes, oh, gosh,
if anything, if anything's wrong, I'm here for you, and
then that just set him off. Anything texts, don't ask
me how I am. I'm fine. What do you think
you like? If you need anything, I'm here for you.
Is sort of a little way to dig further and
find out, like when you want to just be like, oh,
why why are you taking the day off? What's going on?

(28:07):
Instead of saying that, somebody tried to couch it and right,
I'm here for you if you need me, if you
need to talk. To check it this way, I wrote
when he said to me that he's going to take
the day off, I wrote, He goes, love you, and
I wrote love you too. Okay, Hope all is Well,
Maybe was it a separate text that you send him,

(28:30):
because I think this is a separate text, a separate
text first, and then I him back. Hope all is
Well said yeah, I did the same thing, because he
initially texted me and he said, hey, hey, Handsome, you're
okay hosting the show tomorrow? Like, yeah, fine, no problem,
whatever you need. He goes, okay, I'm gonna take the
day and then he immediately texted the group and then

(28:50):
somebody's sidebarred from that group text yeah that every time
I didn't sidebar okay me neither. Okay, are you gonna
roll back? Okay? Do I did? But it had nothing
to do with asking if you're okay? I asked him,
I said, when you take the day off, maybe somebody
gets fired. Is tomorrow my last day? He wrote back
it is? By okay. Okay, that's awkward. Let's move on. Okay, Well,

(29:16):
now that that's out, Elvis has taking the office, so fine,
So let's get back to what we were talking about.
What did you get stuck in as a child Daniel,
what did you say? So what I said was I
when we were talking about sad movies, and I said,
I watched Old Yeller as a kid, and I remember
exactly where I watched it because it was so traumatic,
and it was in a laundry basket. Like you know,

(29:37):
you leave laundry baskets around the house. The cats jump
in at the kids jump in it. So I, as
a kid, I jumped in the laundry baskets and I
watched the entire movie in the laundry basket. And then
right away you guys were like, did you get stuck
in the laundry basket. I'm like, no, I didn't get
stuck in the laundry basket. And then that's sparked. Yes, okay,
So so we all have one of those stories of
where you got stuck as a child. Froggy for instance,

(30:00):
we lived in a two story house and there was
like this little pipe and you could put clothes down
and they would go down to the bottom floor in
the laundry room. They would land in some basket. I
tried to slide down the laundry SHOOTE pulled me out
with a rope. Oh my gosh. Yeah, like I couldn't
get Yeah, I got far enough down that he couldn't
quite reach me. So he had to put a rope

(30:21):
down there and I had to hold onto it and
he pulled me up and then my hand pulled me
the rest of the way out. That's like that baby
Jessica that fell down the wells story. That's crazy. They
said she was much more attractive than I, so they
didn't care at Okay, Gandi, where did you get stuck?
As a child? I was going to play in a
creek with my neighbor, Michael palm Arrow, and my mom

(30:42):
specifically told me to stay away from this one area
because it was a little thick the bushes, and I
thought that's fine, ran through it got stuck in a
thorn bush because I made it through the first half,
then realized I was bleeding everywhere and it was terrible,
so I didn't want to run through the second half.
My mom had to come down and get me out
of the bush. Wait, you had to run down to
come did Michael palmerow did he have to run and

(31:04):
get your mom? Michael had to run home and tell
my mama. She told me I was gonna get stuck
in that's another topic. When did you have to run
for your parents because one of your friends or your
brother and sister injured themselves Because I did that thing
where when you tell a story from your childhood, you
have to use the first and last name of your

(31:24):
best friend. Yeah, Michael, how are you? I used to know? Yeah,
great story. Okay, so let's let's talk about this more
with people other than us, right, So, John, John line four,
Good morning, good morning, Good morning. So John, where did
you get stuck as a child? So I was. My
dad took me and my cousin to my best friend,
Jimmy Fris young kid and his little sister had a

(31:47):
Fisher Price card, a little red one with the yellow roof,
a little like McDonald. Oh yeah, yeah. I thought I'd
crawl in it, but I was far too large should
be doing that, And I got stuck and my legs
were through, but my torso and head were stuck in
the inside part of the car. So I should walk
around my legs stuck out the bottom around with this

(32:08):
car on me. My uncle had to cut me out
of it. I had to cut the top off of it.
You know, it's bad when they have to break out
the jaws of life. That's oh my goodness. Those little cars. Yeah,
those you know you think you can fit in there, right,
but you can't. No, I should have stuck to my
big wheel. Yeah that doesn't have a top, right nope,

(32:31):
bipe Yeah that that little Pson car. That's that's dangerous.
Oh my god, Andrea line nine, Oh my lou Hi Andrew,
would you get stuck in as a child? Him, I
can't believe I'm on the radio. That's hilarious. Um yeah
for this. I got my head stuck in. So I
was in first grade and I got my head stuck

(32:51):
into a school like on my little desk chair. I
got up to you know, the little wooden desk chair.
I got up, I get like a pencil drop or something.
I can't remember exactly why. I reached down and I
put my head through the slot, you know the little
blots between the two the two wooden lidang, And I
got my head stuck and then I couldn't get it out.
They had to call the custodians. I remember. I remember

(33:14):
the frustration of my teacher, like I was like one
of those I kind of got into jams quite a bit,
and I yeah, and I self this frustration of her
like thing, I'll go, oh yeah, she goes again like
some what did Andrea doing now? But they literally had
to get the custodians in and get and break the
chair for me to get my head out. Oh my god.

(33:34):
You know I had to say, people like you may
always make class interesting because it delayed the lesson the
next day. Yeah, I'm a teacher now, so I litle
bit watching empathetic, said kids like me, Do they still
make chairs like that? Because I know the exact chair
you're talking about. Yeah, well, my cheans are more in
like the metal plastic chair, like the plastic you know,

(33:57):
plat slats in the back right right, Yeah, they don't
have that, right. But you know those old fashion wood hits. Yeah,
kids got stuck in those every day back. Okay, So
line two is Sam, Sam, would you get stuck in? Oh?
Hi Sam? Hi? Sam? Would you get stuck in? As
a child? So, um, my father's sister and I were

(34:19):
at a hotel. It was easter back I'm like probably
ninety two. Um, so we were going to see my mom.
But I don't know what possessed me at six years
old at the time, but I stuck my head through
the staircase like railing um, and I got stuck. So
I'm sitting there in a huge, like gaudy roughly Easter
dress like kicking my feet, can't get out. Um. My

(34:42):
dad basically was going to call the fire department. He
kept just like maneuvering my head. So I just remember
my neck and my head killing me because he's trying
to like jam it back. We put a kid it.
Oh my god, it was hilarious. He was having a
pits of course, but fire department didn't have to come.

(35:03):
But oh my gosh, I mean my little I'm sure
my butt was hanging out of the big ruffle dress,
and oh my gosh, that would be the story ten
times better if the fire department at a show. I know,
I know, just in time. But this day, I remember
my neck killing me because I'm like, he's just like
shamming it back. Daniel, did your kids ever get their

(35:24):
head stuck in anything? No? You know why they've gotten
things stuck up their nose? I mean that's a that's
a that's you know, that's the thing. But yeah, but not,
I don't. They don't think they've ever been stuck in anything.
Froggy about Kaden. No, he swallowed a penny one time,
he had no he's you just got to talk about

(35:45):
your kids or being children. That's an endless series of topics.
But look at these texts coming in. There's one somebody
texts in they got their head stuck in a cat
house a cat inside. Oh yeah, like one of those
cat towers. Yeah, I can see that happen. Those openings
are pretty big. I'm confused. Maybe they got a fat
head stuck in the railing of a chalkboard, arms stuck

(36:06):
in the ringer of an old fashioned washing machine with
this person grubbed during the impression with the whole Yes, scary.
More text This person got stuck in a mailbox with
their Barbie roller skates on. I got my whole hand
stuck in a pickle jar, and I got stuck sliding
down a fire pole waiting out and then you go down.

(36:30):
I thought that only happens in cartoons, you know, you
when the whole Santa. Usually it took four floors and
you slide down the pole all four floors. But I
guess maybe the cut out of the circle and there's
big was this got muff up questions? Well this is
this is a question that can go on social So Ali,

(36:50):
if you're listening, what did you get stuck in as
a child, feel free to chime in? Interesting, everybody, I sucked.
I sucked Lisa's hair in one of the industrial whole
vacuum cleaners that you like back in your car with
at the car wash. A shine that stuck. Yeah, we're
going like pulling your hair out of her head? Yes,

(37:10):
When when those selfie fans first came out that like
make your hair blow beautifully like Beyonce, I got one
and was recording myself, like using it like a tutorial
type of thing. My hair got chopped up in it
so fast. Oh you heard like a I heard the
video somewhere. You didn't look like Beyonce. What happened? I
did not? I did not. The more interesting you God

(37:33):
used to do tutorials for for hair products. I didn't.
It was one specific because this little selfie fan was
so stupid looking and awesome that we were talking about
it on my show. So I was like, I'm gonna
get it. I'm gonna try to show you out a coast. Okay,
didn't not go. Well, just let us know what it
is so the same one. All right, Well, let's move.

(37:53):
We have a free money phone tap coming up in
a second. Let's get into the three things you need
to know, Gandhi, What is happening? Lots of stuff is
going on. At least three tornadoes are confirmed to have
touched down in Mississippi. They ripped roofs off of homes,
knocked down trees, snapped power poles, and blue road signs away.
People are being asked to stay inside his cruise assess
damage in three counties. The county of Tapalo appears to

(38:17):
be hit hardest, with widespread debris that includes a gas
station destroyed and a middle school in need of repairs.
At this point, there are no reports of injuries, so
that's great. At least four people are dead and dozens
more have been hospitalized after a suspected human smuggling boat
capsized off the San Diego Coast yesterday. I don't know
if you guys saw this story, but the boat reportedly
ran aground and then broke apart near Point Loma. Officials

(38:39):
say they were around thirty people on the vessel, with
over twenty being taken to the hospital. Injuries range from
hypothermia to injuries sustained from the boat actually breaking apart.
Those released from the hospital are now in custody, as
is the boat captain, who Border Patrols officials say is talking.
And finally, I don't know if you guys saw this story,
but a Russian man joined a boy band competition show

(39:02):
on Chinese TV and then got trapped. Have you guys
seen this story at all? No? Okay. He started off
as just a translator between the contestants and producers. Well,
then producers noticed he's kind of handsome. Let's ask him
if he wants to be on the show. He said.
They approached him and said, hey, would you like to
try a new life. He agreed and then immediately regretted
his decision. He did not want to be on the show,

(39:22):
but he signed a contract where if he tried to leave,
he would have to pay back a health defined so
he couldn't pay it back. He started begging viewers to
send him home. He would say, if you came for quality,
it's not here. I'm going to suck. He tried to
take it repeatedly, gosh, and the viewers kept him on.
That's crazy. A little hostage on TV. He finally got out.

(39:43):
He said, everyone else is trying to give you an A.
I want to get an F. It stands for freedom. Saturday,
he was voted off the show. And those are your
three things. Oh, I think that's what Elvis did today.
Let me leave, all right, Well, thank you very much.
Gun you are one thousand dollars free money phones tape
is up? Nick? What's up? It's DULEEPA. This is justin Timberland.

(40:06):
Pay It's Gaga with Elvis Durant and the Morning Show.
Have you got any money the free money phone tap?
I don't have any money. Elvis has money. Let's give
away his money, all right? Where, Dandy, do you have
a game we can do later? I do? I have
a few games. You guys will have to pick between them.
I think we need to give away Elvis's money. And

(40:27):
instead of doing ten dollars for ever, correct, dancer, I
think we need to do twenty or twenty and then
you're gonna make him know you the money you pay
for half of it. Anyways, he got the day off,
he can afford another four. Thank you, all right, A
good time? Listen, do giveaway Elvis's money all morning. Let's
start right now with the free money phone tap thanks

(40:47):
to our friends at Visit Florida and Visit Florida is
doing something cool. They've got into the movie production business
and they've teamed up with Amazon Prime. Right, Froggy, Oh
there you are. That was your queue. That was your queue.

(41:11):
You you even said, hey, Nate, I'm prepared. I got
to kind of be ready for this Lexi rewards thing.
I'll be ready for you, man, I'll be there. I
figure out what's going on with one of my dogs. Sorry, okay,
blame the dog. Blame the dog. Well, you missed your queue.
Talk about rewards really is? It's it's a cool show.
It's actually and one reason I'm such a fan of

(41:33):
it is because I grew up in the area where
it's filmed, in Saint Pete Clearwater here in Florida. This
guy gets stuck at the Don Cizzar Hotel, which is
like a famous hotel. His all of his investments, he's
a New York stockbroker, all of his investments go belly up,
and all he has is his rewards points. He's got
enough rewards points to stay at this high end hotel
for six months. Oh wow, he's stuck in this high

(41:56):
end hotel and he goes all around Saint Pete clear Water.
It's really kind of cool. You see how many things
there are to do, but it's really super cool, and
he's super funny and really charismatic, so it's really cool.
That's a great pitch. I'm so excited for this series
now starting Amazon Prime. That's fantastic. All right, Well, I'm
excited to watch that, and I'm excited to give away
Elvis's money right now. One hundred two two zero one

(42:18):
hundred call one hundred right now and you get a
thousand dollars. Let's get into the phone tap, Elvis, Elvis Durrand,
Elvis durand phone tap. Here we go. It's a new
phone tap from Garrett. Hey, Garrett, Hey, what's it all
about today? So Bo was using her husband John's car.
It was stolen while she was using it. Okay, So
a few months have gone by, Bow is back in

(42:39):
the good graces of her own husband, and she decided, Hey,
let's play a phone tap on him. So Bow's going
to start the call to her husband John saying the
car was stolen again again, and I'm going to be
the guy who stole the car. Here we go, today's
phone tap. Hello John, yep, I'm outside right now and
I want to look for it. That lunch and the
car's gone. What do you mean the car gone? The

(43:01):
car is gone? It is that in the line anymore?
So let's stole a car? Are you kidding me? It's caring.
I don't see it. Why is it always with you?
I leave the car, talk to the city all day
and it won't happen to me. I don't know what
I have to call the police. What if you don't
know what to do? I did call the police, That's
why I took a long and I'm waiting for them.

(43:24):
I how every time you take the car, the car
get stolen. It's not my faugh. If I get this carback,
you're not allowed to drive my car anymore. I don't
give it. How do you get to work? I don't
care if you have to pick a bus to work
every day. Don't take my car anymore, it's not my
fon whatever to figure it out? Coming back later? Yeah? Yo?

(43:48):
Is this the owner of the Yeah? All right, well
let me tell you the situation I'm in right now.
I have your car, so let's do some business. What
I mean you have my car. Let's just say I
have your are health hostage and I'm looking for some
money now. So you're basically tell me you stole my car.
You want me to pay you to get my car back.
Let's do business like men, and you can get your

(44:09):
car back. Do you want to do business with me
after you take my car? Are you kidding me? That's
how a good business man does business. He calls the
guy's car he just stole, and he gets the money.
That's not how it works. I do you know what?
You know what? You know what? I you know what?
How much are you looking for it? This is looking around?
Maybe forty g all right, forty gez. Let's meet right now.

(44:31):
Where would you like to meet anywhere? Okay, bring it
back to the lot that you stole it from, and
I'll just say I'm not going back to the scene
of the crime. Any true criminal like yourself should know
that I'm a criminal. Now. You stole my car, and
I'm a criminal. You sound like a criminal. I'm making
this convenient for you. Listen, you're not making eighty convenient
from me when you stole my car. I just gotta

(44:51):
be suke. All right, You're gonna sit there and tell
me after you stole my car? Do you want to
do business? Are you kidding me? I want money? You
want your car. Let's meet in the middle, and you
don't want to do what you want with the car.
If you don't want why don't you name a spot
to meet me yet? Because then you got dumb? Well
you know you don't know I should name a spot,
but you can't name a spot all right? Why don't

(45:12):
you meet me at the police precinct dead Oh that's
real smart, make you happy exactly? So watch your name
a spot and I'll be there. They'll probably think you
stole the car. Then if we meet up there like
a dumb mass when you want the phone meet this
whole time? My promos on the phone with the cops.
Oh yeah, all right? So do you must feel dumb mass?
Do you want? All right? Feel? I am not gonna
pay you forty thousand dollars with my car, all right?

(45:34):
Why don't you give me back my car and give
me a one hundred grand on top of that? Why
am I giving you money? How does this exactly exactly?
Why should I give you money? Because you want your
car back? Can't keep it? Keep it I'll go through
a shorts and get a new car. There's something more
to talk about if you want to. If you if you,
if you really think that I'm dumb enough to give
you forty grand for a car, that's not the worst

(45:54):
forty grand, you must be up. Maybe you should do
some little homework on how much the cause ward and
you have to steal my car and call me. Well,
then they say do you want your car back? Let's
let's let's be men and I make up business steal.
You have got to be kidding me. I ain't got
nothing more to say to you. All right, well you
know what, Well, then maybe you know Bo has something
to say to you. Same. Don't enough to do that type.

(46:24):
Thank you very much. I was Garrett right, Garrett doing
the phone Taputan's Gary Garrett. I love saying Garrett, I
know you do. Uh well, you should say Ryan next
because Ryan Online twelve just got a thousand dollars. That's awesome. Hey,

(46:46):
and I just want to point out that the Morning
Show gave it to you, not Elvis. Oh now it
does come out of his pocket. Daniell. You're getting caught
up in the details. But sorry, sorry, we gave you
the money a thousand dollars thanks to our friends at
Visit Florida, right, Froggy. Yes, And if you go to

(47:06):
Elvestrand dot com right now and you can register for
your chance to win a five night Florida getaway at
the Don Cazar on Saint Pete Beach. Thank you very much.
Can't wait for that series too. Looks very good. Froggy's
telling us more about it off the air. We'll talk
more about that later. Sounds sounds great. So Ryan, congratulations,
what are you gonna do with that thousand dollars? Well,
probably just put it in a bank and go on vacation.

(47:28):
We got some vacations plans this summer, so I'll use
it for spending money. Yeah, maybe go to Florida. Florida suggestion.
We're going to Long Beach Island and then we're going
to Mexico. So okay, Well, well, you know, Visit flor
Florida technically sponsored this. I feel like you should just
play a Long Florida man. Yeah, okay, so where are

(47:51):
you going to run? Florida? Going to Florida? Fantastic, fantastic.
We'll take that thousand dollars and spend it. Well, thank
you so much for listening for winning. I love that. Um. Okay,
we have another thousand dollars of Elvis's money tomorrow and
then later we're giving way Elvis's money period because I mean,
he just blindly responds to Scottie Bee's Venmoe requests. Scottie

(48:14):
Bee will just like, hey, I need two hundred dollars
for this winter, elvit just send it. So oh wait,
really we can do a lot with that information. It
has to be Scottie B. So if we could get
Scottie B to request money on behalf of all of
us give Scotty Be a kickback. Yeah, he needs the
like a double cut or something. I'll not ask that, Okay,
I'm fine with that. I mean, hey, twenty dollars is

(48:36):
twenty dollars. Okay, I've done worse for twenty dollars. So
really is that we should discuss maybe in the fifteen minute.
All right, Danielle, let's get into your report right now.
All right, So you guys know there's all these Britney

(48:56):
Spears documentaries coming out of the woodwork. So BBC aired
they it's called The Battle for Britney Fans, Cash and
a Conservative Ship and according to The London Sun, which
you sometimes you can believe them, sometimes you can, they
reveal that during Britney's two thousand and eight breakdown, her
father Jamie claims she had dementia in order to gain
control of her finances. So yeah, I don't know if

(49:18):
that's true. But so you guys know, Vin Diesel Fast
nine is on the way coming out very soon, so
you may not have known that. Not just the actors
have to audition to be in the movie, but the
cars have to always be auditioned as well, because there
are such a significant part of the representation of the
characters that it's all about casting in exact vehicles for

(49:40):
the state that the movie is in and the mind
of the character and the journey, so they audition the
cars as well. I don't know, but so that was interesting.
Jennifer Lopez hanging out with this her ex Ben Affleck,
and of course everybody on social was like, Oh, what's
going on? Are they rekindling? Apparently they're just friends. She's
days friends with her exes she usually does, so that's

(50:03):
what's going on there. I don't know. Sophie Turner and
Joe Jonas shared some pictures from their wedding back from
twenty nineteen from Vegas, So if you want, you can
go on their social and check those out. Charles Manson's
original police booking sheet is up for sale. Crime collectors
love stuff like this. It's going for ninety five thousand dollars.

(50:24):
It's a piece of paper, actually two pieces of paper,
talking about how he was arrested for robbery, homicide. He
was facing seven counts of murder. It's dated December ninth,
nineteen sixty nine, which is a few months after he
killed Sharon Tate and all those other people fingerprints are
on there. So this is like a really big collector's
item for like I said, crime people, I love. I

(50:45):
hope that money goes to a good cause, you know, seriously, like, hey,
murder people and somebody fifty years later is spending money.
I know. I know. Vanessa Bryant, celebrator what would have
been her daughter's fifteenth birthday over the weekend, of course,
posting an amaze using tribute to her butt, started a
clothing line uh Mamba Sitza gear, and a lot of
celebrities took the social sporting their sweatshirts and their sweatpants

(51:08):
Jimmy Kimmel, Michelle Williams, Chloe Kardashian, Sierra. One hundred percent
of the proceeds go to Mamba and Mamba Sits Sports Foundation,
so that's awesome. And of course she teamed up with
another another designer to give this to everybody. So if
you want to get your hands on it, because I
know it's selling out, you can check it out. The
Incredibles two on tonight, You've Got the Voice on tonight
as well, the series finale of Prey Obey Kill on

(51:29):
HBO Max. I'm loving Ripper Street Over on Netflix. It's
an old one, but it's pretty good. And of course
Ninety Day Fiance you can watch on demand the reunion
from this last season if you haven't seen it yet.
Oh my gosh, it's just insane. Okay, and report thank you, Okay,
I have never said I mean, I know, like Ed,

(51:50):
he wasn't in this season. What I want to get
into it because you and Gandhi talk about it so much. Yeah,
and before the show they had like a twenty minute
dis or two. I don't even need to watch now
because I know what's going on. They turned our microphones off,
by the way, while they did. They don't want to
hear of. I mean, here's I don't want spoilers, right,

(52:11):
So what what is your pitch? As far as me
watching nine eight fiance? What is the what is the
It's just a crap show? Okay, it really is, like
one sentence for it, I would say, watch these Americans
get scammed out of a green card. They think it's love. No,
green cards are real bagline in the bio, that's fantastic

(52:34):
right for nothing. I sold life for life's rewards way
better than they just sold ninety GONDI is it? Are
you agreeing? There are a couple of characters, a couple
of people on the show that are with the hottest partners,
and you're like, yeah, there's no way in hell if
they didn't want a green card they would be with
that person. Yes. It really just makes you take a

(52:55):
step back and think, I really hope I'm self aware
because that's a big party, these matches, Like you've got
this guy who basically like LARPs all the time. I
don't know if you live like the people who dress
up like the Renaissance Festival and go, yeah, this guy
is basically that, and he's got the hottest French chick
in the world, just loving on him. His traits are

(53:16):
like crap, and she sticks around and I'm like, sir,
you need to know what's happening. Yeah. I was like,
it's not that easy to get like a green card
or get your visa or whatever. Because when Sheldon and
I were dating, we dated for six years before we
got engaged, and even after we were together that long,

(53:38):
they still make it hard for you to go in again.
And I'm like, dude, you think I'd be with him
for six years if this one in the rail vale,
you know, Sheldon's playing a long game on mister. Well
apparently though after two years, Sheldon could have just dipped
if he wanted to, because he would have been here
long enough, right. So wait, So then the other thing
is is that when when when you first get the

(54:00):
he didn't get a green card. I guess it is
a green card. He's not a citizens as a green card, right,
So you're in charge of them for the first couple
of years that they're here. Like so you're well, well,
you're like, basically, if he does anything bad, it looks
bad on me, Like I have to be responsible. And
then after a couple of years. Then he you know,
he's responsible for himself. But I was just like, dude,

(54:21):
don't do anything stupid. And these people are bringing over
like twenty year old dudes that they've never really spent
a lot of time with and wondering I hope he's faithful. Like, woman,
you're fifty five and he's twenty. This is not going
to work out. So there's one couple that she's older
and he's younger, right, and so she winds up getting

(54:42):
facial work done and I'm just gonna give this is
a spoiler from the reunion, I'm gonna tell it. At
the reunion, she they asked Robin Roberts, who host it.
She's like, so, did you want her to look younger?
Did you want her to get surgery done? And stuffed him.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he likes yeah, she looks like.
Jamee's gonna smack the crap out of them. I don't
think he understands what is being asked, but he just yes,

(55:06):
he not just head and says yes, so amazing, yeah
all the time. I don't even think it's some of
these people though, in the back of their mind they
know they're being used and they're just like, I'm here
for a good time right now, and whatever happens happens
in the area. Yeah, I don't know, but I tell
you some of the people are so hot scary that

(55:27):
you would be like, I'll give him a pass because
she's so hot. I'll be with her. I don't care what. Okay,
how how long is each episode of Long Long? Yeah?
I don't know, like an hour and an hour and
a half. But Long But can't do that. I know
they do that thing where they recap a lot so
they tell you like, oh, this happened last time, so

(55:48):
that you can kind of jump in anywhere when you're
not really lost. That's what's going on. Oh it's Sean Robinson.
That is it Shaun Robinson that host? Yes, yes, I
think so, Yeah, I got that clear. I'm telling you
you have to watch this train wreck of a Ship's hilarious,
even take the cultural clashes happening. I love when she's

(56:09):
on when she's on the little her little speaker like hello,
oh did he leave the building or is he coming back? Oh?
Oh oh during the runing, well we just find out
he's not coming back. Oh my god, I don't exactly
know what that means, but it sounds intriguing. So I
will watch tonight. Thank you ladies. I can't wait to
put that on my GETT watch list. We'll be right back.

(56:29):
We're giving away. Oh, Gandhi, what game do we have?
We have a choice between two, you guys decide. We
can either do the best chick flicks or we can
do Disney side picklicks. Chick Oh yeah, chick flicks. All right,
so if you know your chick flicks now, please call
Diamond one eight hundred two two zero, one hundred. We're
giving way Elvis's money coming up. Yes, disclaimer the chick

(56:50):
flicks are going to be tougher than you think. Okay,
disclaimer given, Call one one hundred giving away Elvis's money.
Next miss part of today's show Elvis Durand on demand,
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(57:12):
It's Danielle. As if Audible couldn't get any better, now
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hilarious on the spot. He always has something funny to say.

(57:34):
Oh my god, Sarah, it's so funny. They don't make
me smile. Yeah, Oh my gosh, Elvis. I'm so excited
to be on the phone with you right now. No, no, no,
all the excitement is outside. I'm leaving a walk. I

(57:54):
like to hear that other people have issues too. Hello, hysteric,
hysterical Sylvis Duran in the Morning show. Oh and we
are halfway through without Elvis. How do you think we're
doing today, Danielle. I think we're doing pretty well. I

(58:15):
give it a grade ten. I would give it a
seven or an eight. I think, oh, let's lean on
the eight. Gandhi, what do you think? I was thinking
an eight as well. I'm feeling good, Froggy. What do
you think in number one to ten? I think it's
an easy, solid eight eight and half. I think it's
a nine nine scary. I think we're under promising and

(58:37):
over delivery. Thank you. I was gonna give it a ten.
Books give a ten. I'm gonna give myself a ten.
I'm gonna give the rest of you a four seven
because that's a fourteen seven. Oh, thank you, Matt the magician.
We have to break out your calculator for that one.
Oh my god, abacus there. Um, well, thank you. You

(59:00):
are listening to Elvis rand in the Morning show without
Elvis Strand. He's taking the day off. There's nothing to
worry around. He'll be back tomorrow. Um, where's Elvis? Where?
Where is he? Where is he? Where? What happens? He's
totally fine. You know many text messages I've gotten this
morning from people is Elvis? My mom is Elvis? Okay,
I'm like, Mom, he's fine, marm okay, Yeah, that's so funny.

(59:24):
It would be a much more somber show. I feel
like if he was if something was wrong, yeah yeah,
of course, all right, well let's just play the phone up.
Good boys some money. But no, he's totally fine. We
would we would be honest, if something was really bad,
we wouldn't even be here. Disconsult. My favorite text st Nate,
did you murder Elvis so you could host the show?

(59:46):
I don't think Nate even wants to host the show.
I feel like on the days he hosts. He wants
to kill us more than he normally wants to kill us,
and it's just way more stressful. Yeah, a little bits,
a little behind the scenes. Right when we went to
break to write, right around seven o'clock, then goes, well,
he's not exactly it's it's it's draining. I see how

(01:00:08):
Elvis just you know, someday it's usually like a Thursday
or Friday, and Elvis is just worn out. Yeah, it's hard, man. Yeah.
My favorite is the online speculation though. That starts all
the rumors started on all the chat rooms. Oh is starting?
Is he leaving? Is this the end of it? Is
this the end of the morning show? Now forget that
you only worked four hours a day, Texters, don't forget

(01:00:30):
those people. Yeah. Now you're in the driver's seat and you're,
you know, kind of figuring out how this all works.
Which one of us annoys you the most? You know,
here's the thing, you guys all kind of step up
when he's not here. Uh, that's not a funny answer. Yeah,
i'd say, Froggy, I say this. I say this because Froggy,

(01:00:56):
you know, you're really kind of reserved when Elvis is
doing the show. But when he's not here, you're more
apt to say things that are appropriate. You know what
it is when the cats a time out, and I'm
gonna call you out on this. What if I said
inappropriate today? That was borderhood you think if anything today?
But there has been step in the past where I've
had to do some quick, fancy footwork in order to

(01:01:18):
clarify what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, okay, see I'm not
the only one frog. Sorry, you suck what Daniel's gonna
agree with what you say? Why do you say that?
Why do you think I'm gonna agree with it? Because
if you say something, Daniel will say Daniel talks out
of both sides. One time, Trig froggy, I love you
so much, and the next time somebody goes Froggy, you're

(01:01:38):
a jackass. Daniels like, yeah, you're a jackass. Those things
could be true. She could love you very much as
the jackass you are, and I love you because you're
a jackass. So there you go. Can't with me because
I'm pressing all the buttons and I'll tank this thing.
Yeah I know that is true. And he can make
me look bad real quick. Like give an example of

(01:01:59):
that scary. I don't know if you can do something
if I'm talking about Elvis not being here and and
you know, okay, well we get into the three things
I really would have to kinds of place. Yeah, I
have to keep scary on my good son anyway. Who
else I have to keep on my good side is
Joe from Coney Island. Joe's online ten. Joe works in construction,

(01:02:20):
and Joe is our contestant today on Uh what do
we call him? This? Daniel? I don't know, I didn't
name Now you're my least team. What is it? Chick flicks?
Chick flicks, Chicklicksick chick had a very appropriate song, girl
girl Girl. So Joe, we're giving away of this is money,

(01:02:45):
so you don't have to be very good at what
you're doing because it's not our money. I don't care.
He's not here, he's not even listening. So Joe, do
you think you'll do? Okay? You're here, and do you
think you know your chick flicks? Oh? I probably won't
be able to go home for dinner tonight if I
missed this one. Okay, all right, a lot of writing
on this, so so how does this work? We play

(01:03:06):
a well known clip Gandhi of a popular chick. Yeah,
we're gonna play a line from a very popular chick flick,
and hopefully you'll guess what that chick flick is. Now,
listen closely to the lines because in some of these
there's a big hint. Okay, there's your clue. So are
you ready to go here? Ready to go here? And there? John? Yeah,
I'll do my best, all right, all right, he's gonna
do his best. So let's play that clip number one

(01:03:29):
chick flick. Oh no, our listen, it's dead. No, it's
just sleeping. Let it die, you know that? Oh yeah,
I definitely have to move out now. Oh no, we

(01:03:51):
want to help him here because this is not our money.
So a little quick on the buzzer. There, you're trying
to take me, I see. So, okay, give a clue
or gandhi? What would that? Okay? Um? So she's talking
about a love fern that died because she's trying to
be super duper annoying to get a guy to break
up with her. Does that help? Uh, she's trying to

(01:04:16):
lose a guy in eleven days? How to how to lose?
How you might want to lose something, how to lose
a guy in I don't know. I'm really trying to
help you. No, I don't, okay, sorry, damn it, Joe.

(01:04:37):
You know so I was trying to help you. So
we're gonna be minus twenty dollars now, So bus I
was going to lose a guy in ten days? Was
a guy in ten days? Yeah? Okay, I wasn't going
to do that, but I was really trying. And okay,
so let's play clip number two, Chance for redemption here

(01:05:00):
if you want to get married? Well I didn't. I
didn't think that was an option. What if it was
an option? Big Popular series on HBO turned into a movie,
Joe Um Popular Series HBO. Yeah, you guys are killing

(01:05:20):
me right now. There's a big guy in this series.
He's big, he's big big, big women took place a
lot about sex. Yeah, they were in a city. All right,
you're at zero dollars. Congratulations, Let's do as you ever

(01:05:41):
guess that, you know? Um, let's go. Okay, let's go
to question number three. I feel it in my chose.
Love is all around me and so I'm afraid you

(01:06:01):
did it again though, Okay, one of my favorite same Yeah,
he was seeing something about love there. Actually don't know that.
I know that, you just don't know the title. Well,
what if somebody had just given you the title rhymes

(01:06:23):
with factually? Yeah, hey, Joe, that you know we're one.
We're one wrong question away from me blaming Diamond for Joe.
I love you, I love you, I love you, Joe.

(01:06:43):
That's okay, I mean somebody does, because if she listens,
it is right now, get my clothes are getting back here,
you go. Okay, so you got your twenty dollars. So
let's go to question number four, Which fuck is this?
Because I go with exactly because isn't it the first
cardinal rule of par maintenance that you're forbidden to what's
your hair for at least twenty four hours after getting
a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thyclockolate. Okay,

(01:07:05):
sounds like she's talking about blonde hair. There um saying
a lot of legal things. Yeah, Joe, legally blonde. Yeah,
you're forty dollars. Now fantastic Elvis is gonna hate us.
Let's go to the movie number five and you select
I don't know that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because

(01:07:27):
you're trying to tell the world that you can't even
need a clue. Elvis in me so proud of you, Joe.
Oh my god, you're redeeming yourself. Joe, I love you.
Let's go to a movie. Number six. That's all you
did in there, And you know what, I thought? It
was amazing? Was it absolutely certifiably nuts? Yes? It was.

(01:07:49):
But you did something, Jane for the first time. You
were not just the perfect Bridesmay stop, just please, I'm
not doing this with you again. I don't even know
why I'm starting if you're talking to you. Okay, bridesmaids
were I think they were certain article of clothing, right, so,
oh yeah, hold on a second. I know that I
know that movie because that's child. Wow. Nobody said her

(01:08:12):
name about ten years. All right, there's a certain number
of clothing February twenty eight minus one, yeah, right, between
twenty six and twenty eight is a number. Yeah, and
usually were a bride'smaid wedding wedding you got out of
number twenty seven dress. I like the pause after minus one.

(01:08:45):
Did you haven't put that in your calculator? Okay, so
you're up to eighty dollars. That's awesome. Let's keep going.
Chicklick number seven. Wow, I'm getting married and it's great. Okay,
I admittedly I have never seen this. Yeah, I don't

(01:09:05):
think I have either. Yeah, I'm just gonna tell you
it's Bride Wars? Is that even a movie? Bride Wars
with Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson. They're being married on
the same day going to fight. You've seen that, right, Joe? Yeah?
That okay? Get that right? That buzzer. We're one hundred
dollars right down, Elvis is money. Give away this money?

(01:09:27):
All right. Let's go to number now, he's got it right, right, Joe.
You've seen that before. Yes, grand dollars. In fact, we
make that one hundred and ten. All right, here we gods.
We never played a game again. Let's go to a
movie number eight. Thank you, Daniel. What is very good

(01:09:47):
to know. But if staying here he's working within ten
yards of you. Frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping
Sadam whose saints are sounds like she's writing in a
in a book diary or something, Yeah, diary, Hold on,
what's that game? Glad chicken British accent diary? Daniel Bridgie

(01:10:14):
Jones Diary. I was glad you didn't see the diary
Van Frank. That would be a totally different Okay, okay,
movie that's one hundred and thirty dollars. You're just on
fire here. Let's go to movie number nine. World Piece.
Definitely world Piece. That's easy, World paintings, world Piece. What

(01:10:37):
is the one most important thing our society? That would
be harsher punishment for a parole whileater Stan This movie
is so good, mister geniality, yo, one hundred and fifty dollars.
If Elvis is money's let's go to our last movie,

(01:11:01):
our last one movie number ten. I feel I'm so
much more relaxed. Thank you. Hello. I just feel like
I'm excited and I feel relaxed, and I'm ready to
part with the best up now. Strong, finish, strong, finish strong, finish.

(01:11:23):
You got this one. You don't need any you don't
need any help here. You're not poor. That's is not
a clue. I think that's a clue. Right, you're not floor? Yeah,
Google that helped me. I'm poor. I wish I could
google that. Oh you're you're okay. We talked about these

(01:11:44):
these these women earlier. They're part of a bridal party.
All right, we're gonna cut it short. There. That's one
hundred and seventy dollars graduation. No, no, that went dos
just very good. I got to move out of my neighborhood. Now, Joe,

(01:12:08):
you don't have to move back. You're bringing her home
one hundred and seventy dollars. Just just tell her you
want a hundred. I probably tell her one. Nothing there
you got. What a great relationship that's gonna be. That's
funny listening right now. Okay, well, well, honeys, he's got
one hundred and seventy dollars that he's bringing home to you.

(01:12:29):
So congratulations Joe. That was great, Thank you guys. I
listened to you guys every day. Okay, just a long
time great Elvis or Scottie be one of those two
will get to take care of Okay, all right, thank you,
thanks all time. Thanks Joe. All right, that was fun,
giving way Elvis, fun, wasn't it? Dud? Alright? Well, he
maybe knew two answers for real? I do he needed

(01:12:56):
money just for knowing Catherine Heigl's voice, Yeah, come on?
Or her name maybe much grays And that's why he knows,
but she hasn't. Yeah, but if you're you're a fan
of Grays, you know, Catherine. Okay, yes, he said twenty
eight dress. As we said, mine is the one to
fifteen seconds to seven math as good as mine based

(01:13:21):
on Danielle's mathematics. I don't think we can blame Joe,
So thank you Joe for playing. Alright, let's move on now.
Just turning in. Elvis is taking the day off. He's
totally flying. Okay, everything is fine. So the krantit, the
krabit whatever, he's here. Yeah, when he finds out he's
one hundred and seventy dollars to Joe, he's gonna make

(01:13:42):
you pay it. You know, right now he will have
to say, Nate, you're venmoing that money. I didn't especially
if he founds out that we gave him basically every
answer for listening. We all did him a solid. He
got the day off. I think he can pony up
one hundred and seventy bucks. That's not anyway. Let's get
into the three things we need to know. Gandhi, go
ahead and take it away. Alrighty. At least four people

(01:14:03):
are dead and dozens more have been hospitalized. After a
suspected human smuggling boat capsized off the coast of San
Diego yesterday. The boat reportedly ran aground then broke apart,
and officials say there were around thirty people on the vessel,
with over twenty of them being taken to the hospital.
Injuries range from hypothermia to injuries sustained from the boat
actually breaking apart. Those released from the hospital are now

(01:14:25):
in custody, as is the boat captain, who border patrol
officials say is talking. More help is now on the way.
As India battles and explosive surge in the coronavirus. The
US has sent military planes loaded with supplies, medicine and oxygen.
The country is home to more than a third of
the world's new cases, and as of yesterday, they had
three hundred thousand new cases of the virus every single

(01:14:47):
day for the past ten days. The government says the total,
I know, it's crazy. Total number of cases now tops
nineteen and a half million. A handful of states have
lockdowns and other restrictions in place. Hospitals are said to
be overwhelmed, the either turning away sick patients or leaving
some to die in waiting rooms, and a new travel
band from India to the US will begin tomorrow. And finally,

(01:15:08):
on a much much lighter note, let's talk about the
importance of reading directions. Recently, the manager of a sporting
goods store had to deal with an irate customer because
of what this guy claimed was a defective product. The
product in question bear spray. If you don't know how
bear spray works, it works more like pepper spray than
bug spray. This guy assumed it was like bug spray,

(01:15:28):
sprayed it all over his wife and then got super
upset when she ended up in the hospital because her skin, hair,
and eyes were irritated. So again, we say, read the directions.
The bear spray is to spray at the bear, not
at the wife. It doesn't repect the bear. It just
gets it away once the bear has approach. Like really,

(01:15:51):
somebody like this is why they put warnings on stuff,
Like yes, for this guy, I can't, I just can't.
I can see this happening to me, Like Lee, all right, listen,
here's what we're gonna go camping. You need this stuff on.
Are you short? I'm positive you sorry? She was the bear.
Maybe I feel like this was him trying to get
his dollies really quickly. I did send the roll. Let

(01:16:14):
me see the company. God, okay, well, thank you very
much for that story there, Gandhi, I do have a
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and everything at Elvis Durrand dot com. How many people
are here to see Elvis Durrett in the Morning Show? Hello? Hello,
chess check check one check check? All right? Yeah, hill,
Uh it's uh the Morning Show. Mind is Elvis drand
case you're just tuning in. He has taken the day off.

(01:17:39):
He's totally fine, but we're hosting the show for him
to day. Uh, Danielle, we're going to get into why
your pool season is going to suck. Don't see that second.
We've got to get in the old school time machine.
We've got to go do sound with Garrett. Uh. Now
we're gonna play Barbie Girl today because Elvis is an heir. Okay,
just turned Daniel's Okay, sorry, Danielle. I love you, but

(01:18:04):
that your choices for the old school time machine. It's
just you know what gets a flat tiant. I get
lots of people in my in my dms and my
instagram saying that they love my choices. So whatever, they
love your choices because they love you. They're actually siding
with you on your musical choice. Which was the other
one that you picked earth Wind and Fires. No, that

(01:18:25):
would be you. That was great, even that was great, scary.
I picked Mary Joe Blige Real Love the other day.
That was good. Whatever. I mean my lover was your
best pick yet? Yeah? Pick that one. That a good one.
Danielle is not picking today. I just went in case

(01:18:46):
wants to play cater. She's not picking today. But you
do have more bad news, Danielle. Your pool season may
be cut short. There's a chlorine shortage. Did you hear
about this? No? Yeah, the pool industry says there are
a number of factors causing the chlorine shortage and clue
the pandemic. Many people are forced to also a large
chemical fire to plant Louisiana. Oh goodness. So you might
not be able to use your pools. Well, a lot

(01:19:08):
of people don't have chlorine in their pools anymore. I
mean I still have chlorine in mind, but so those
people will be okay, but water pools will be good. Yeah,
better go stock up. How does a saltwater pool? What
it does, now this is very technical. What it does
is it's got a cell and so you put salt
in the pool and what it does. It makes its
own chlorine the salt, and there's these metal blades that

(01:19:30):
are in the cell and through electricity makes its own
chlorine in the water. So it's always stays stable the
whole time. Because when you put chlorine in a pool,
normally you shock it. It's got the highest amount of
chlorine when you pour it in, and then it goes down,
and then you shock it again, you put it goes
you know, it's like a wave up now where a
salt pool stay steady most you add more salt. Well,
you know, I just see this text from Brody. He says, Oh,

(01:19:52):
I know what Brody's scam is pulled? Brody up Brody? Yeah,
did you stock up just you could sell this stuff
on eBay? Listen, I saw this story two weeks ago,
and the first thing I did was go online and
ship cases a shock to my house chlorine tab. I'm
all set, so I know where to go run out. Yeah,

(01:20:16):
I'll charge you double, don't worry. I know it suck man.
Any way, Danielle is You've known Danielle for what twenty
four years now? Yeah? You wouldn't cut her some slack? No,
she listen, she makes a good salary. She can pay
for my shock. What you're an ass. I'm just texting you.

(01:20:39):
We have chlorine in case we need it runs out
by the way, what a boogie top? First problem if
But here's the thing. These pools are going to open
this year and there's going to be you know, community
pools that are opening, and they have chlorine, and if
they run out of chlorine, there's gonna be no place
for people to go. True, So that's not good. Non

(01:21:03):
boogie people swim too. Yes, you're totally right, because I'm
one of these people. I have friends with pools. Yeah,
if they don't have chlorine, then I'm sol Scary's only
mission in life is to find who has the pool
in the summertime and get to the pool. And I
always offer mine up and he doesn't come over. Thanks.
Can I be a pool pirate this year? Please? Okay,
I'm coming over. I should splash around. Let's do it

(01:21:25):
great splash around text from who says wrong they're still
chlorine in a salt pool. I said that it makes
its own chlorine. You don't pour chlorine in it makes
its own did your your Your explanation was very efficient.
Scientific people problems let's move on. No more, Yes, yes, Broton,

(01:21:47):
I just want to say the chlorine shortage. His wife
scary can't come over to my house. You need extra
chlorine to shock it. That's okay. What was the excuse
last year before the chlorine shorted? The pandemic? Oh, the
COVID COVID? What about the year before that? I was anticipating.

(01:22:14):
Thank you, bro go out on a punchline. Okay, so
here we go. Let's get into So, let's get into it.
So what do what do you got for us today?
All right, let's start with the NFL draft. It ended
this weekend, and we'll go to the two hundred and
twenty sixth pick from the Kansas City Chiefs. They picked
Tray Smith. Now that's not the part of the story

(01:22:34):
we're talking about here. They had a fan announced the pick,
and then the fan decided to take the limelight away
from Tray Smith and proposed to his girlfriend. They've selected
Tray Smith guard from Tennessee. Also Rihanna Um. In the
words of our favorite superhero, Wade Wilson, you're the jigsaw

(01:22:55):
piece who's curvey edges complete my life. Well you're really
now if you're weight are you pissed off, really got
he got a better reaction than than the guy that
just got drafted. Okay, so let's just back this truck
up a little bit. This guy's been playing what what

(01:23:16):
do you play before high school football? Peewee football? True? Yeah?
Place like, Yeah, he's been playing the center his whole life.
He's been because if you're that good to make it
to the NFL, you've been playing a long time, usually
that good to get drafted. This guy finally gets there
and he has his smart light stolen by some guy
that he's really come on voting Deadpool. Yeah in his engagement.

(01:23:36):
What draft pick was he? Twenty six? Yeah? Okay, but
to be fair, what was this guy's named? Trevor Troy Smith?
Troy Smith wasn't gonna get anybody else talking about him
as the thirty six draft round pick until this guy
proposed to his girlfriend, so he kind of got some
shine from it, even though it was okay, And I've
got a question, don't you think they should cut off

(01:23:58):
airing the picks after certain umper a hundred ela? I
don't know, like right after really, at some point it
should see like a text le. Great that they got picked.
But I mean, look for him. Even the guys don't care.
Att Yeah, okay, great, all right, we'll go to Memphis

(01:24:19):
now for a TV report And someone live on the
street was about to do a story and then a
car crash happened right behind her. But that's not what
she was doing, the story about mc kelly Robin slid
in the visit a medical district with this story Kelly, yep,
And I'm not here to cover the crash that just
happened behind me. But I hope everyone's okay there. Boy

(01:24:43):
good he didn't run out of the streets. Yeah, all right,
let's go to New York City. So Hugh Jackman met
a fan down the street happened to be a New
York City police officer, and the police officer said, hey,
you should be in the next Deadpool movie as Wolverine
because that's the big storyline, you know. Will Ryan Reynolds
put Huge Ackman then the next Deadpool. So Hugh Jackman
took out a phone and said, hey, do you mind

(01:25:03):
making a video? I'll send it to Ryan Reynolds. And
this is what it sounded like tonight, John the Cowiski
John just came out to me. The wall was gonna
somehow give me a ticket for something. But anyway, John
Sammy need this into me. Hey, Ryan, you gotta get
this guy in Deadpool three. Even if it's a ten
minute camerago, that will be awesome. It will blow a
box office. You could add a or I'll ticket you. Oh,

(01:25:26):
I'll take at you. What are you going to New
York City? All right, hopefully it happens. Remember the classic
line from Family Guy where Stewie goes into the bedroom
and says, mom, mum, mummy. Now they turned it into
a pro vaccine PSA, lemmy, lem me, mama, Mama, mama,
what get the vaccine? That's the short version. The long

(01:25:51):
versions about twenty five seconds long. So now this is
going viral too. So a daughter asked her mom, Hey,
do you mind laughing? And then it turned into a
real laugh, Like try fake laughing and then we'll eventually
turn into a real laugh, mom, fake laugh until you
really laugh. Now, in all fairness, Danielle was laughing during

(01:26:30):
when I previewed this clip before we came back onto
the show, and I'm hoping everybody listening to it for
the first time it is laughing as well. Let's move
on I actually have laughing clubs in India though, where
they get together and they do this because they think
it's really good therapy to just laughs of people just laughing,
fake laugh. Oh, I can't, I can't, I can't do it.

(01:26:58):
It doesn't work right now, the worst break. Okay, let's
keep moving, Garrett, Oh really, this is the worst break. Um,
all right? American Idol. Last night Willie Spence he rocked
some Circle of Life because it was Disney weekend. This
is what he sounded like. The Wow, yes, I might

(01:27:38):
actually have to that's crazy. All right, that's goods later, Yeah, fantastic,
Thank you, Thank you guys were read. American Elvis has
taken the day off. Is he quitting? What's going on?
You know? The real explanation is, you know, it's it's
kind of lame to be honest. Oh really cool? Can't

(01:27:59):
you to share? I don't want to tell people. It's private.
I'm trying to throw them off the scent. When he
comes back tomorrow, he's gonna have all sorts of reasons
they hate us. Listen. I don't want the speculation like
it's happening on text right now. Start a rumor though,
and then just go okay, let's go with it. I

(01:28:19):
think boob job, boob job. Ok yeah, reduction or no implants.
Oh you're gonna say implants reduction. He talks about it.
He doesn't need a reduction. I'm gonna go with diarrhea,
direct diarrhea. Let's okay, diarrhea. Always had crippling diarrhea and
couldn't make it to the show this all right, that's terrible.

(01:28:44):
I don't even want to think about from the Oregon Trails.
I hope you're not in the bathroom tonight. Scary. I
think you just curse yourself a diarrhea or distant area.
If we're talking, Danielle, do you feel like your report
right now? Sure? All right? All right. Let's start out

(01:29:07):
with Billy Eilish looking absolutely fantastic on the cover of British. Whoa,
but it's not that Billy Eilish you're used to. She
is wearing a Gucci corset and a skirt for the
cover and it's definitely figure fitting. And you know, in
the past she's been body shamed for wearing really baggy
clothes and she's defended herself. So now she says in
the magazine, look, some may call me a hypocrite or

(01:29:28):
a slut or a whore. If I am, then I'm proud,
she said, me and all the girls are hoes and
bleep it. You know, let's churn it around and be
empowered in that. She said, showing your body and showing
your skin or not should not take any respect away
from you. So yeah, she really does look incredible though.
The Grammy Award so this year was very controversial because

(01:29:48):
the weekend got snubbed, right, So the Recording Academy enough
that they're getting rid of their so called secret nominating committees.
These committees make up unidentified industry execs an expert, and
they've been responsible for the final say in certain categories.
So now the nominees for these major categories will be
decided by a majority peer to peer vote of voting

(01:30:09):
members of the Recording Academy. So it's supposed to be
more fair and different. So we'll see what happens next year. Guy,
Season two of Bridgerton has started filming. Pictures are online
and I know there's no reggage on page, no Duke
of as dings. I don't know if I can handle it.
There bet be some other hotness going on the show
because really, I mean, even my mom was drooling watching

(01:30:32):
this show. So come on. Selena Gomez and Drake working
together on a movie. It's called Spiral. It's an upcoming
psychological thriller. Drake is on board as executive producer and
Selena isn't it and social It's about a social media
influencer who's addicted to social media and it's causing her
body to literally fall apart. So can you imagine? Yeah,

(01:30:56):
it's a really cool out to name celebrities, but I
won't do it. So I'm wondering this is gonna be
something we're gonna want to see. There's rumors going around
the web that there's collaborations coming up, a Doctor Dre
album and a Kendrick Lamar and Eminem collab on there.
We'll see if that happens. Jack Harlow, did you see this?
He was feet away from what turned out to be
a fatal shooting in Kentucky this weekend. He was partying

(01:31:17):
at a place in town and if you watch the video,
you will see like an altercation happening between two people
and then all of a sudden, gunshots and everybody runs
out and a really sad ending Jack was okay, but
he was just in the place at the time. Elon Musk,
you know he will be hosting SNL this coming weekend,
and a lot of people from the show we're not

(01:31:38):
thrilled with it. Well now, he took to Twitter over
the weekend asking people for sketch ideas and also coming
up with his own sketch ideas. I mean, just pissing
all more cast members. I mean really, the guy just whatever.
And Ivillain, I'm telling you, yeah, I just gonna do
something crazy on live TV. He wanted to do a
actually Bond Supervillain was one of the things he wanted

(01:32:00):
to do. He took to Twitter to talk about. Yeah.
At Olympia, Duke Pacus unfortunately passed away this weekend. You
guys remember her from Moonstruck, Dale, Magnolia. She was in
so many movies, um and uh. Actually Scher took the
social to pay a tribute to her. A lot of
memories with her, the incredible to the voice. On tonight

(01:32:22):
the series finale of Prey Obey Hill on HBO Max,
You've got Netflix Ripper Street, which Sheldon and I are watching,
And like I said, if you have a British friend
invite them over because it's easier to understand what they're saying.
I had to ask several times. And ninety Day Fiance
Gandhi and I and Diamond have been talking about ninety
Day Fiance forever. Really wherever you can see it, old episodes,

(01:32:45):
new whatever, just see it in trash. It's so freaking good.
And that's my Danielle. Thank you, very welcome. We're going
to get into the old school time as she and
take her spin Nick are coming through. I had an
imaginary friend drove my mom crazy. She told me my
dad hit him and killed him with the cars. May apply.

(01:33:08):
My god, look at all the text strand in the
Morning Show. Hello in the Morning Show. Right, it's and
the Morning Show. Elvis decided to take the day. I
take the day off and my dayd for actually a
very good reason. I know I made fun of it
earlier because I didn't want people speculating. But everybody needs
a friend like in Elvish. So that's what I'm gonna

(01:33:30):
say about that. Maybe he'll tell us tomorrow, maybe he won't.
It's his business and we'll just leave it at that.
So he's a great guy. We all love him and
we all miss him, and he'll be back tomorrow because
a lot of people hate me, especially if you listen
to the beginning of the show. Yeah but whatever, whatever,
listening to the on demand show wherever podcasts are sold
or procured, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. So

(01:33:52):
let's get into the old school time machine. Shall hey time,
because she's here gracing us with her presence. The Lovely
Diamond is going to pick stop in the old school

(01:34:14):
time machine. Where are we going to We're going the
Tutsi role town, Yo, let me see rolls a thank
you Diamond behind the wheel of the old school time

(01:34:36):
machine today, Diamond? Do they still play this song at weddings? Like?
Is this still a popular wedding song? I feel like
any song that tells you how to do the dance
is played it away? Yeah? Yeah, this sounds a little confusing.
You can tell people how to do this tutsie roll
and then watch them try to execute and it's terrible.
That's the best part. What are you talking about? I

(01:34:56):
smell a TikTok challenge. God see your tits? Role? Um? Okay,
thank you? Please your pants? What does that mean? Daniel?
I don't know. Okay, please explain in front or that
comes out of that. Like what I think fifth year
role is your is roll in your butt? It's like

(01:35:18):
it's an ass shaking thing. I think it's definitely about poops.
Who on the only one? The only Elvis Durand in
the Morning Show. Hey, it's Selvis Durand. Yeah, it's been

(01:35:38):
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the Morning Show, All right, minus Selvis Drand he's taken

(01:36:00):
the day off for a very good reason. We'll have
him back tomorrow. Miss you, Elvis. Um, this is Nurses
Appreciation Week. Also teach your appreciation week two very important occupations.
I know I could probably I would need all of
my fingers and all of my toes to thank all
of the nurses that have helped me throughout the years. Roggy,

(01:36:21):
you're probably the same way, for sure. Did you get
the spongebath in the hospital? I got the wipe down
the whitewa. Yeah. People say, oh, did you get sponge bath?
Was it sexy? No? It is the most clinical thing ever.
And if you're lucky, they they heat up the little
wipes because they're not even it's not even sponges, it's
little little whites. Their wipes and my mind were heated

(01:36:44):
as well. And they and and just so you understand
the areas that you're thinking about, they ask you if
you would like to do those areas. Yes, yeah, did
it myself. Yeah, I did it myself. They did. They
did do my buttocks area, oh, because I couldn't with
all of the tubes in my arms, you can't really

(01:37:05):
reach back there, like up in the crack or just
the outside the top. I hope they got up in
there for you. I know you would and listen. And honestly,
it's probably the part that gets the dirtiest. I mean,
I'm not saying it's filthy, but you's you see a
lot of sweat. Okay, whatever, I'm okay. Our angels and

(01:37:28):
teachers too, We're gonna talk about y'all all this week.
Are awesome. Let's go around the room, shall we, uh scary,
Let's start with you. So Friday night, my friends and
I went down to the Jersey Shore to Asbury Park.
Check out this awesome restaurant, Bang Bang. It's like all
awesome Asian fusion stuff. And there was this crazy party

(01:37:48):
going on in the side room next door. It's like
a seventies party. So me and my friends wanted to
crash the party and we were told, oh, no, that's
an annulment party. You get going there like annulment party,
And I'm like, that's great. I mean, these people are
wild and having a good time and then in celebration
and they're like, actually the woman found out that her

(01:38:10):
husband had four other wives? What well? Hello, Yeah, I'm like,
wait a second, how do you get to that point
in your life? Or how do you how do you
how do you make that discovery a but b? How
do you hide it from someone? How do you get
away with it for so long? Roggy can't even keep
one happy, people can't keep one wife. So that's crazy.

(01:38:35):
Here's to the annulment party in the next room at
Nasbury Park. I'm curious to know if this is a
thing they are they have there been other annulment parties
or their cards associated with it balloons, right, I'm curious
two two zero one hundred if you've heard of such
a thing. So thank you very much, Scary Danielle. So so,
you know, since we're doing the show from home, though,
I cut my commercials outdoors, and a lot of times,

(01:38:58):
you know, my cats are in the room and they're crying,
they're me owing, and I have to put them out
of the room so I can cut the commercial I had.
Now I have another problem. Freaking Tonka the bearded dragon.
The other night, I'm trying to cut the commercials. He's
climbing on his rocks and it's scratching his nails on
his rocks and making so much freaking noise. I'm like, really, now,
a bearded dragon is making too much noise. And you

(01:39:19):
hear him scratchwatch scratching my commercial that I had to
redo the whole commercial. So I mean, really, I mean,
I like working from home. You know, there are benefits,
but there are some things that I know, really I
can't get away from certain things. That sounds glorious. Damn
bearded dragon and the cat that's constantly on your keyboard,
we see that day every morning. But he's butt hole
in my keyboard, our faces. Every day that turns around,

(01:39:42):
we see his butthole right in about you. I think
I have created a monster. So my boyfriend really enjoys golf,
loves it. He would spend every waking minute playing golf
or whatever, putting whatever it is that you do. So
he does all kinds of for me. So I said, hey,
I'm going to try to learn how to play golf

(01:40:03):
so I can play with you. I thought he would
be like, no, I want to play with my voice.
He got so excited. He's plotting out all that we've
been golfing all weekend. He wants to buy me a
whole new set of clubs. I come down this morning,
he hands me a tea and then leans on my
keyboard and says, you need to look at this all
day so that you can focus and we can go
crush these balls later. I'm like, that's a good one.

(01:40:25):
This is a good one, king all the other ones.
This is nonbreakable. That's great. I love it. And see
the blue line on a gandhi. If you put it
to the in the ground where the blue line is,
that way, you know you're always at the same wait,
wait to the bottom or the top of the blue line,
the top of the blue line. That's how it war
feels like cheating, But this thing really helps out a lot.
So I have my tea. I have to look at
all day sounds like I signed up for a freaking assignment.

(01:40:48):
Now I'm not at myself for doing this, but you
gotta have fun while you're doing it fun. I'm not
gonna lie. I just like driving the card around that
I'm not riding in that car. Okay, moving on, Sam,
which go on so cute. God d I love be
for that. So I have been having trouble lately. A

(01:41:09):
few days. I just feel like I'm super super busy,
and then the day is done, and You're like, what
the hell did I do? I feel like I've done nothing,
But I also feel like I've had no time to relax.
So one thing I started doing that made that so
much better for me is I write things down. Now,
even if I don't have to, Like a little list
of things to do, you can include make the bed

(01:41:30):
on it, and then when you cross it out, it'll
just help you feel a little bit better. And it's
kind of nice at the end of the day when
you have all of these tasks you see that you
physically did and like checked off and it's really helping
that end of the day. Like I felt like my mother,
she was like all I do all day is take
care of you kids, and the day is over and
I've done nothing for me. Like that's how I felt
the kids. So I didn't get it. So just write

(01:41:52):
stuff down. If you're in that same spell that I've
been in, thank you. I'm going to write that down now.
Make fun of scy Okay Morning Show. Nate hosts Morning
Morning to crush that one off. Froggy, Froggy, what about you?
You know you have to take your chance, and you
really should, but be prepared to be shut down. James

(01:42:14):
Palmer from the NFL Network is here in Jacksonville interviewing
the number one draft pick, Trevor Lawrence, and so he's
holding a football and he says, all right, this is
my opportunity. I don't know, man, I want to catch
your first ever NFL pass. And so he hands Trevor
Lawrence the ball and he goes, yeah, I don't think
that's gonna happen. I'm gonna save that for one of
my new teammates. Thanks a dummy, for that. Did he

(01:42:37):
really think that was going to happen? You know what,
you gotta shoot your shot. You gotta take your chance.
Sometimes you're gonna get turned down, but sometimes it might happen.
But he would have he would have sold that as
one of those stupid moments things on social and then
they lots of money. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so fast,
you're right stupid. Oh well, thank you, thank you everybody.

(01:43:04):
I you know what, I haven't around the room as well. Yeah,
you can kill the music for this when they're scared.
So um. You know, I was talking a couple of
weeks ago about moving a pool table, right, bougie, first
world problem, I know. But I found this company out
of Hasbroo Kites and it was called a Team and
it was run by this guy named William and his
brothers Dan and Saut and they came out to move

(01:43:25):
my pool table, the most cordial of people and helped
me with everything, explained everything, helped me move other furniture.
And you know how Elvis says, everybody has a story. Well,
they were talking to me about their business and how
it started, and they were explaining to me that it
was their father that started this business and they took
it over and that they're they're doing it and they

(01:43:47):
learned everything that they learned from their dad. And then
they tell me that their dad passed away a month
ago from COVID. And to see these three guys, big strong,
burly guys moving a pool table and then just to
see them, you know, it shut down when they brought
up their dad and how much he meant to them.

(01:44:09):
It just makes me realize that this isn't over. You
know what everybody's going through, and everybody has gone through
over the past year, and everybody's going through now in
places like India. It just brought it home to how
real this is and how devastating it is to people,
because these guys worked every day with their father and

(01:44:33):
then one day he's not there anymore, and fifty eight
years old, still had a lot of life left, didn't smoke,
didn't do anything that put him in danger of it.
And I just thought it was so heartbreaking for these
guys to do something that their father taught them how
to do without him. And you know what, though, I

(01:44:55):
feel like they they are carrying on their dad's legacy
in their own way. And I've always said that I
feel like, you know how someone is and you know
what their parents are like through them. And I got
to say that William Dan sal you guys, your dad,

(01:45:16):
Bill must have been a hell of a guy because
you are all such true general. So just remember that
everybody has a story, and some of their stories, um,
don't have happy endings, you know. And I really feel
like though these guys, these guys are carrying on the

(01:45:36):
way their dad wanted them to. And in fact, William,
the oldest brother, he just had a baby last week,
not his wife story. Wow, that's the story, um. And
it just you know, it's saddened me too to think that, uh,

(01:45:57):
she would never meet her grandfather because of all this,
you know. And but as I explained to him, hey,
you know, this world works in mysterious ways, and this
this is, uh, this, this child of yours is a
reminder of your father's. So just keep that in mind.
If you have gone through loss, throughout all of this,

(01:46:22):
I think there's a lot of great things that can
come out of it. And it's unfortunate that we have
to have stories like this, you know. And I know
we probably all here in this room have have people
that we know of that have have lost and it's
just it's tough, you know. Yeah, I mean, ye, Danielle,
You're always good In moments like this, I just think about,

(01:46:43):
you know, with like losing my dad. I didn't lose
them to COVID, but I didn't lose them long ago.
And you know, my sister has a kid who never
got to meet my father. And I feel like a
lot of times my father is there and my and
the baby like will look at things and notice things

(01:47:04):
and you think, oh my gosh, that's dad. Dad is represented,
and they show up in the in the most mysterious ways.
And honestly, they are going to get signs from their dad,
maybe not yet because he just passed, but letting them
know that he is okay and that he is proud
of them and that they are doing amazing things. So
they're going to be taking care of him though I

(01:47:24):
know it's not easy, but you know, they're going to
give amazing signs. They really are. Yeah, and uh, as
will everybody that went through something tragical. Yes, oh my gosh,
um and um yeah another word another news. Did you
know pools tables actually come apart? I didn't realize. What
do you mean they could that have made a huge difference,

(01:47:44):
Like could you identify yourself? No? No, I didn't. Like
they come over here and they've done this a gajillion
times before, so I mean, look them up if you
need a pool table move. But it comes in pieces.
What do you mean you take in all fairness, Nate,
you're hit my heads and pieces. But it doesn't mean

(01:48:06):
I could have done it, Like you need a specialist. Yes,
that's why you hired them to do it. Yeah, and uh,
I just didn't know it. So so yeah, everybody, Bill
Dance all and your father, thank you very much for
teaching me that. Um um yeah, sorry, guys. Elvis is
much better this stuff. No, you're great. Hire an expert

(01:48:28):
to do things where experts are needed. Yeah, right, like
hanging TVs? Right, Froggy, Yeah, time, Okay, Well find a
friend that can help you to be that. Sometimes you
can't afford to hire somebody, So if you can't find
a friend who knows what they're doing, which funny is
like over the weekend, we have this TV that we're

(01:48:48):
going to hang because we're finally moving into our house.
I'm like, who can I ask for help? And I
thought of Froggy and then I was like, you know,
he probably knows what he's doing now, but mister fiction himself. Okay,
I've hung I've hung probably thirty televisions between my friends
and my parents, and I mean, that's one fell and
I'm probably it wasn't my fault, but there always could
be another one. So that's why a percentage, right, if

(01:49:11):
one out of thirty people were going to get ill,
I wouldn't walk into that. Exactly. You guys all suck
just saying that. I mean, just only you should have
never told us that Danielle told you, because Lisa told Danielle.
But this is like a review. If you were your service,
this would not be a good referral, right, Okay, I'd

(01:49:32):
have twenty nine five stars and one one star that
time I'd scrolled to the one star and I read
what happened, and if what happened was the TV fell
off the wallop right when I look at the hotel
reviews and I'm going great, great, great, Wait a minute,
this person found stains on their sheets. Oh yeah, I'm
not staying there. I'm not one person happening. One person

(01:49:56):
will screw you every time on the sheets at least
they're not stains on the curtains, right, Scary true to
every hotel does that on the curtains? Man? Yeah, apparently
Scary does Scary? Tell it all right, got to run

(01:50:18):
over to the curtains. Hold on, what was there? Okay,
do we have a phone call? Oh, we have a
phone call. Let's get back to Scary's topic line twenty three. Stacy,
Stacey here, are you there? Hello? Yes, I am I Stacy.
Now Scary was talking about in annulman party. Was there
a particular party you've been to that Homewark doesn't have

(01:50:39):
a card for Yes, it is a gift the special
word out party. OHTF? So what kind of party was that?
So we I'll get together on the anniversary of the
wife cheating on the husband and we have a greatful party,
you know, to drinking people bring their special dishes at

(01:51:00):
year year after year because she's found or excuse me,
the husband found special stains on the sheets. Oh it's okay.
Could we take a break now, I describe the stains

(01:51:23):
I really anticipated. Thank you, Stacy. I appreciate it that.
I hope you remember this for every tell everybody. How
you got on the radio talking about stains and the
sheep Elvis is never gonna let us feed by ourselves again.
Has talked about stains for twenty minutes. It was about

(01:51:43):
fifteen minutes. Thank you all right, listening to the three
things we need to know a lot of serious things happening.
Go ahead, listen. Yes. A crowd estimated to be around
four hundred people is expected to attend the invitation only
funeral of Andrew Brown Junior and lisb City, North Carolina today.
The forty two year old, unarmed black man was shot

(01:52:04):
to death by sheriff's deputies, reportedly as he was trying
to drive away from officers attempting to serve a warrant.
Protesters returned to the streets for a twelfth day of
demonstration Sunday, demanding that the full police bodycam video of
the incident be released to the public. The captain of
a suspected smuggling boat is now in custody. He's one
of twenty five people being treated in a hospital after

(01:52:25):
the boat capsized off the coast of San Diego yesterday.
Four people did die and rescuers could not as rescuers
could not reach them in time. They're still looking for
some more. Most of the survivors did swim to shore.
And finally, we know that scrolling through Zillo and looking
at dream homes is kind of a popular pastime. Do
any of you guys do that? Yeah, you're always scrolling? Okay, good, Well,

(01:52:48):
a new study is showing exactly how hot it is. Apparently,
out of a thousand people, forty nine percent of them
say that they would rather scroll through Zillo than have sex.
And it goes further than that. Around fifty eight percent
admitted that they missed an important deadline because of their
house hunting, and fifty eight percent say they've canceled plans
with friends just to continue scrolling. So I don't know

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how serious it is for you guys, but it's pretty
serious for a lot of other people. And those are
your three things, Thank you very much. Your phone tap
up next, Terilvistian in the Morning show, and that's your
Monday show. I hope you had a good time without Elvis.
He's back tomorrow. Danielle, what's on TV? Connect? I go
with the Voice or the Incredibles. It's on regular television. Okay,
that's it's a peace out. Everybody

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