The Day of Missed Connections

Welcome back from the weekend with Elvis Duran and The Morning Show. Today is all about missed connections. Gandhi missed her flight home yesterday so the craziest reason! Our listener Beth saw Elvis out on the street but was nervous to say hi, s she called in! Danielle is out sick BUT we think she is trying to avoid 'Bobby Flay's Stuff Off' tomorrow! Do you own a. "brunch hat" and are you high maintenance ?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
I just laughed when a booker came out on our
I love how funny. They are so hilarious, and I
love listening to it on my way to work. Everyone
is so aboo the whole show. It really is just
on a slippery slope to hell. That's why I listened
to it because it makes me up every morning, rewarding.
That is the single most annoying sound on the planet.
Annoying sound on the planet. All this is totally honest.

(00:26):
It is so funny. When I say, hey, please dong me,
then feel free tell this Dan in the Morning Show?
How dare we show up for work today? Isn't it Sunday?
It feels like it? Is it Sunday or Monday? It's Monday?
The crap, it's Monday. Welcome to day. It is Monday,

(00:47):
November fourteenth. We're halfway through Movember. I can't wait to
shave this off. Oh my god, it's it's it's it's itchy,
awful stage. How about yours? Mate? Oh, it's it's not
awful anymore. I think I finally I'm a mountain man.
I'm a full on mountain man. God, gandhi, how's your
beard and mustache going? It's coming in pretty solid, patchy
in some areas, but I'm working on it. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:09):
they're telling me that I looked like chef Boyard. You did?
You look good on a can? And of course Danielle
is out today. Her mustache is growing as we speak,
but she's out. She's not feeling well today. She'll be
back maybe tomorrow in time for the stuff off. Good morning, producer, Sam.
How you doing down there? I'm doing well. My legs
are holding up pretty fuzzy, right, froggy, How you doing?

(01:31):
I can't see you yet. I'm doing good. Do you
have Do you have a beard or mustache? I do not.
I tried to grow one and I started breaking out
with like pimples all over my lip. Had it stop?
I for some reason, I cran I can't grow a
facial hair wild. It's so traumatic for some. And that's
Scottie b. How are you doing over there? I'm very bristly.
You are bristly. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't
think you're supposed to hide diamond. How you doing it?

(01:53):
They're beautiful? Oh? Great? Loving it? How's your mustache and
beard coming in? Thick? Thick? All right? Well, welcome from
the weekend. I hope you had a nice one. Uh
hmmm Swedish house mafia maybe yeah, Okay, this sounds good.
All right, well this wake us up pray town. That
was sure? So wow, that sounded good. Welcome to Monday.

(02:20):
I got to Michael. Mike, Oh, Mike, hey, how are you?
I'm doing great? Do you guys hear that happiness in
Mike's voice? Can I tell you why he's so happy?
He's a You're a coach in high school of soccer, right,
and on Saturday, you guys advanced to the semifinals. Yes, yeah,
we won. We won four nothing on Saturday and uh

(02:41):
we advanced to the semifinal of the state tournament, which
is tomorrow night. Wow, look at that. I wish Danielle
was here. She's our big soccer head on the show,
you know, yeah, and I follow her and you know
what she posts about her sons and how how well
they do. So you must be so proud, absolutely now,
absolutely very proudaboy. Now, if you guys win at all,

(03:01):
I mean, how many millions does this mean for your school?
It means no millions for them, it means no millions
for me. But you know what it's all the satisfaction
of knowing you win. You know, isn't that weird? How
pro sports have all the money high schools high school
sports should have all the money, I think. Yeah, not easy,
dealing with teenage personalities and ups and downs of the days,

(03:25):
different activities. I can imagine, you know, when I was
going to high school in Texas, Texas, high school football
is a whole other world, right, I mean there are
some high schools in Texas that have nicer stadiums than
pro teams across the country. It's wild. How's money they
put into them? So weird? Yeah, absolutely we were not
at that level, that's for sure. But this is obviously,

(03:46):
you know, big for a talent and big for a
community and big for a school. And you know, I mean,
pride is very important high school sports these days. Absolutely,
it's fun to be a part of good for you,
you know what. And they're so lucky to have you
as a coach, Mike, and we're lucky to have you
list listening to us. I feel like we should be
on the bench ready to play a game. You're more
than welcome to be there. Yeah, I know that you

(04:06):
usually end up the bench. I really do. Hey, what
do we have for Mike? Something good? Oh? Some unworn
vintage Elvis gran in the Morning Show apparel. Yeah, it's unworn,
totally unworn. It's on the way. Okay, love it, I
love it? All right, Coach, have a great May I
call you? Coach? You can call me coaching time? Sure?
All right, coach Michael. On one second, there's an art

(04:27):
official coach in the Morning Show. Coach, Mike. Yeah, Coach Mike.
Can you imagine? Hey, so, Gandhi is not in New
York today because she missed her flight for the dumbest
reasons of all And we'll get into that later. It
would never I say, it would never happen to me. Huh,
But I don't think it would. Yeah. You know, this
is a second time that something like this has happened.

(04:49):
The first time I blamed Diamond. This time I have
no one to blame. And it's the worst not being
able to blame anybody but yourself. Oh my god. Yeah,
wait till you hear why she missed her flight. Other
than that, lots going on. The three things we need
to know, Gandhi? What's going on? All right? At least
three people are dead and two more are injured after
a shooting at the University of Virginia's main campus in Charlottesville.

(05:11):
Police are still searching. As of just a few minutes ago,
they continue to look for the suspect. University police have
identified him a former UVA football player, Chris Darnell Jones.
They do consider him to be armed and dangerous. The
university president said he was devastated by the violence and
announced that classes would be canceled today. The CDC is
warning a very high or high rates of influenza activity

(05:33):
in at least twenty five states. They're saying Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi,
North Carolina, Tennessee, South Carolina, Virginia, and Washington DC have
the highest levels of flu activity as of right now.
Health officials estimate that there have been about two point
eight million, well between two point eight million and six
point six million flu cases since early October, and they're
saying this is earlier than usual for the flu season

(05:55):
to start. And finally, how about this, we've all been
talking about the midterm elections. A northern Kentucky mayor's race
was determined by a coin flip voters votes. I'm sorry,
we're tied last week in the race to become the
mayor of Pendleton County City, the incumbent mayor Greg mclfresh
and Mason Taylor both got fifty five votes, Taylor one

(06:16):
thanks to the coin landing on tails. He's now going
to represent the six hundred people as their mayor. And
those are your three things? A coin toss, coin flip.
They were tied fifty five fifty five and they're like, okay,
it's legal, We're all take it to the coin toss yup.
Apparently you can do it, and they did it. So
now he's going to be the mayor and represent those
six hundred people. If you walked into my apartment right
now and say, okay, Elvis, watch for dinner. Let's let's

(06:38):
toss a coin. I couldn't find a coin. Do you
have coins? Now? I don't think so. Do you keep coin? Frog?
Do we keep coins? Are you saying your money doesn't
jiggle jiggle? It folds pretty much? So good line, Froggy.
Where are you guys ready for Monday? Elvis Duran in

(06:59):
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to get a quote today breaking up in Charlottesville. What
a story, Hans. This guy is still on the loose

(07:19):
as of now, three people have passed away at UVA. Correct, Yeah,
anything new? What's the latest? No, as of just a
few minutes ago. I mean the information is staying the same.
And they said, since it's an active situation, they're being
careful about what they released. They don't want to confuse
people or send out any misinformation. But they did order
the campus a lockdown. They are saying that the shooter

(07:40):
are still on the loose, armed and dangerous. A former
football player. Wow. We're receiving as some texts from multiple
texts from from Charlottesville people saying that they're they're going
to work downtown. It's a crazy, scary situation and wow. Wow.
All right, so we'll keep an eye on that story.
So mu's going on. Gandhi is still somewhere in Ohio. Yeah, yeah,

(08:02):
what are you? I'm still in Columbus. Okay, So you're
supposed to fly home yesterday? Yeah, okay, So it all
started Friday morning. You did the show with us and
then you went to the Wendy's test kitchen. Yeah, how
was it? Um? It was awesome. It's really really cool
to see the way that they do things. I mean,
they have a replica Wendy's inside their corporate headquarters, like
the kitchen, so you see exactly how everything works. I

(08:23):
got to taste some stuff, the Peppermint Frosty by the way,
which is coming out tomorrow. I didn't expect it to
be nearly as good as it is. It's very good.
There's other stuff I got to try. I'm not allowed
to talk about it yet because no, no, no, no, no,
that's okay. They they went ahead and told me that
it's okay for you to talk about everything you saw.
Did they Yes, An, I'm not trinking. They said, whatever
she saw, it's no longer a secret, right, Nate. Did

(08:45):
you have to sign one of those documents like they
did at the beginning of Willie Wonk and the Chocolate
Factory signal talk about you know, didn't you sign anything?
They just said, just don't say you to the young lady. Yeah,
they said, well, don't we think that this may be embargoed?
Part of it? Like, what is it like a Burger type,
or maybe it's like a ghost Pepper something that you know,
I would love a couple of things, A couple of things.
You know. Ghost Pepper is like the new Pepper. Yeah,

(09:08):
everywhere everyone about ghost Pepper. All right, So Friday you
went to the Wendy's a test kitchen and you love that. Yeah.
And then Saturday, I'm assuming you hung up with your sister,
and then so you went to catch your flight yesterday. Yesterday.
Tell everyone, Okay, I don't believe this to be true.
I think I think you're full of crap. No, I
swear on my sister that this is true. I wish

(09:29):
it wasn't because it's embarrassing. I feel stupid. So I
dropped the car off. I had a rental car, dropped
it off. Go to the airport. I'm sitting there, just
working on my laptop, having, you know, a good time,
And they say, all right, the flight's getting ready to board. Cool,
no problem. As it starts to the plane before is deplaning,
and I'm noticing it's a couple of minutes later, but
not too late. All of a sudden, somebody comes on

(09:50):
the PA and they're like, all right, everybody getting ready
to head to Dallas, I said, Dallas. Oh no, I
looked they had changed the gate to the gate next
to me. It was five minutes before my flight was
getting ready to take off. So I ran over, praying,
please God, let me get on this plane. I'm a moron.
And the doors were shut and the flight was gone.
It even left a couple of minutes early. Now, so

(10:11):
you were sitting at the How long were you sitting
at the wrong gate? Probably forty five minutes? Oh gandhi
getting there. See that is not even possible. It is possible.
And then this is the worst. So I always thought
they paged you, right, because I hear them paging people
all the time, passenger so and so your flight's getting
ready to leave. I didn't hear it once. But then
when I went and I was talking to the woman,

(10:32):
and yeah, I'm frustrated, but it's my own fault. I
wish I could blame somebody else, but I was the
idiot sitting there. I was like, you guys didn't page
me nothing. She said, well, we called your phone. I've
never heard of them calling my phone ever, and they
definitely have no misscalls on my phone. Okay, okay, but
doesn't matter. Yeah, Gandhi, I'm sorry my own fault. We
can't blame anyone but yo yo yo. I would never.

(10:54):
I don't know. I'm so anally whatever. When I'm fly,
I like, I'll check with the forty five thousand times
to make sure it's the right gate. Yeah, I mean normally,
I go and I look at the little screen that
says where it's going. I don't know why I didn't.
It was like the perfect combination of all the nonsense.
And I was just sitting at the airport like, okay,
so now I have to go get the stupid rental
car again, drive all the way back just to come back,

(11:16):
and it's oh, I was so mad, so mad at myself.
But it's just me. I wish I could blame somebody.
She just sat at the gate until her plane took off, Yeah,
and left without me sitting right next to it. Yeah,
I'll get over if you notice. When she started the conversation,
Gandy said, no, I swear on my sister, like once
you're swear on like mine is I swear all my
dogs or I swear on Tom Brady When I want

(11:36):
Lisa to know I really mean business and I'm telling
the truth. You know what, I don't. I don't have
a swear on could people who do that scare me?
So I swear on my dad's grave. What no, no, no, no,
don't don't do that. Yeah, I know this one. It
was just unbelievable. Even my sister I called her because
she checks on me all the time, like, hey, the gate,
I said, You're never going to believe this. I miss

(11:57):
my flight. I know, but keep in mind he Gandhi's
the one that of scary hell when he goes to
the gate early. Yeah, she films me. She comes standing
dandy at the gate, scary, push women and children out
of the way to get into the front, whatever it
takes to get on board. Anyway, So she's in Columbus
another day. I'm assuming he'll catch the right flight today. Hey,

(12:17):
you know what, you never know. Here's hoping. All right,
let's get into the horoscopes with Sam. Sam, Who are
you doing them with? I'd love to do them with
Scotty B. This morning. The way Sam is inching closer
and closer to her wedding day, Oh my god, did
you have a crazy wedding weekend? I did. We had
zero fun. We were working the entire time, and then
Sunday night happens. I'm like, can we go out? Can
we party? We just worked for forty eight hours and
the answer was no, So no one. I feel like

(12:38):
I need a weekend. We got to catch up with
you and your wedding in a few minutes. All right, now,
who you doing these with? Scotty? Be okay? All right?
How you turning him on? Here, Scotty? Here we go?
All right, Scotty, you're ready? Here, I am high. Here
we go here? All right. If it's your birthday today,
you celebrated with King Charles the Third and Travis Barker. Capricorn,
it's a great dinner party. That's that's more like that's

(12:58):
a breekfast time. Sorry, Capricorn. Cooperate with others to get
exactly what you want. Your day is a six Aquarius,
the long awaited news you've been waiting for. It might
feel a little underwhelming. Your days of seven Pisces, you
may be accident prone today. Watch your step your days
an eight ooh arias. An unexpected event could throw you
for a loop, so stay vigilant. Your days of nine Taurus,
pay attention to what you say and do as someone

(13:21):
is hanging on your every word. Your day is a
nine Gemini. Guard with yours and own the moment. Your
days of ten Cancer. Double check your existing plans as
things may have shifted in recent days. Your days a
seven Ouleo. You're in a restless mood. Find an activity
to get out some of your pent up aggression. Your
days of five vert Virgo watch how to know that
someone in your vicinity does not have your best interests

(13:42):
in mind. Your days of six, Oh no Libra, someone
of authority is sure to take notice of your hard
work and effort everything you're putting into your job. Your
days and nine Scorpio. Double check your travel plans for
this upcoming holiday, as things maybe in flux. Your day
is an eight and finally, Sagittarius, surround yourself with the
people who mean the most you. It'll recharge your batteries
in more ways than one. Don't miss your flight again.

(14:03):
Your day is at eight and those are your Monday
morning horoscopes. This is where I'd normally go to Danielle
and say, hey, what do you have coming up in
your report? But I can't because she's not here. Danielle
is not feeling well. My little Danielle. Anyway, we have
some stuff if you want it. If you want an
entertainment report, we can do it. Oh you have some stuff. Yeah,
all right, let's just talk. We'll just talk it out.

(14:24):
It doesn't have to be like an official report. Okay,
we'll just talk it out. That's on the way. You
know why she's calling in sick today too. I mean,
it's all you guys are a bunch of scammers. Why
because I know, because I know that you just wanted
another day in Columbus. No, first of all, I do
love Columbus. But now you skipped your flight on purpose.
Danielle is at home on purpose. I'll tell you why.

(14:44):
Coming up in a couple of minutes in the morning
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and you know they and their entire team of chefs
have new recipes just in time for the holidays, so

(15:06):
you're gonna see a lot more like a holiday type food.
So the crazy thing, Elvis, So we've been doing Hello
Fresh so much. I had to go to the grocery
store yesterday. I didn't even know where to start because
it's normally just in the box. I don't have to
look for anything. I had no idea where the sour
cream was. I had no idea where to find any
Let me go with you to the store. Seriously, it's

(15:28):
all in the box. You don't have to look for it.
Hello Fresh, high quality ingredients. They do all the shopping
and there's no waste at all. I mean, they give
you the perfect portion of food that matches the recipes.
The recipes that you make match the pictures on the card.
I mean, it's all kind of a beautiful little dance right,
easy to follow recipes, getting dinner on the table as
a snap. It's cheaper than going to the grocer's door,

(15:51):
to be honest, and like I said, no food waste.
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and free shipping. In the morning show. Wow, I can't

(16:14):
believe I crapped out before ten pm. I was watching
the two hour Yellowstone season premiere and I uh, I
got up to about nine thirty and then there's thirty
minutes dismissing from my world. Anyway, it was great to
be back with Yellowstone. I missed Yellowstone so much. I
was watching an all day to kind of ramp up. There.

(16:34):
They're playing reruns from last season on the Paramount Network
and then at eight o'clock pm East Coast time, come boom.
You can't wait. I love them for me with Benjing
because I watched all of Yellowstone, all four seasons, yes,
in about two weeks. Yeah, so I have no clue
where I'm at now because I watched it all and

(16:55):
there's no yell. He'll catch rn on Okay, it's easy. Yeah.
So you you're a big Yellowstone fans? Well, gandhi, Oh,
I love it. I think Beth is one of my
favorite people ever in Rip Hello lady. I know. Yeah,
They're all fantastic and I'm not giving anything away. I'm
just telling you it's great. I love them. And then
I've finished The Crown, so we have one more season
in the Crown. I believe they're ending it after next season. Hey,

(17:17):
speaking of you know ever since Nate and I started
watching The Crown Gandhi and Frog and Scary. We were
already like big Royal fans, but now we love to
read like between the line stories. Okay, here's a new
thing that came out. Of course, they can say this
now that the Queen has departed. Buckingham Palace servants leaked

(17:41):
an embarrassing detail of their tasks while traveling with the
late Queen. Her Majesty demanded, okay, you got to hear
me throughout here. Her Majesty demanded that not a soul
would hear her drop a pooh in the toilet. Okay,
how do they buffer that? The servant devised the banana test,

(18:04):
where her staff would drop a banana into the toilet
to see how far away you have to be not
to hear the splash. What wait a second. That doesn't
account for other things that you could hear while she's
in there. Well, this is what they're talking about, Okay,
they said. Some said it wasn't banana. It was not

(18:24):
a banana, it was a potato. Wow. Another was pouring
liquid for when Her Majesty goes number one or if
she suffered you know, number three. You know what I'm saying, right,
so they didn't want anyone hearing the royal flush. I
guess it makes sense though, right, No it doesn't. No,

(18:48):
I think it does. She's got to protect her image
and she doesn't want anybody hearing that. We all know
that she pooed, right, it's okay too, but she as
the leader of the Church of England, she didn't want
people to have to hear that it's not unholy to poop.
I get that. It's got her image to protect. I mean,

(19:10):
even watching the Crown, ninety percent of what they do
is to protect their image. So this story holds water,
so to speak. All right, You know, we hear all
sorts of stories about the royal family. For instance, King Charles.
At one point, Prince Charles, they would have his toothpaste
on the toothbrush ready for him in the morning. It
was already there on the toothbrush next to the sink. Yeah,

(19:34):
ready to go. I believe it. I believe that. What
about you, gon, do you believe any of this? I
believe all of it. I wonder how these people would
fare like if you suddenly toss King Charles and to
survivor do you think he would just die immediately because
he doesn't know how to do anything for himself. But
I also think it would be a way simpler money
saving venture for them instead of testing all these foods

(19:54):
in the toilet, to just give her a little portable
speaker that she can listen to music or play like
white noise. Yeah, just drown out that sound like I
will take my phone into the bathroom and if I
think something's going to happen, I just turned my music on.
You know what she should do? What you're right? She
should have a big speaker. Remember the boom box. Yeah,

(20:15):
they should have the Queen's poom poo box, the boombox. Yes,
and all she does is play Queen the band Queen.
I see this is a great idea. Oh yeah, and
then you save all that manpower of people going in
and wasting fruits and root whatever vegetables and the toilet.
Good evening. I think I need to get to the party.

(20:37):
Anyone know where my boom boxes? That kaming there? It
is there is, Yeah, it would be a sense it
up outside the Royal bathroom. Play here, you're right, go now, daddy,
who tonight? What a great song? Her majesty using the

(21:06):
bathroom to fat bottomed girl, Fat bottom girls, you make
the rocking word. Alright, I'm done, beautiful, I know what
a beautiful lady. I really. I can't believe she's not

(21:27):
here any longer. I miss her. I miss her as
queen desperately. I miss Danielle. Danielle is not here today.
She is under the weather. She's at home. Hopefully she'll
be back tomorrow for the You know why she's not
here because the big stuff office tomorrow and she wants
nothing to do with it. You think she's faking to

(21:48):
get out of the stuff. I don't know. I think no.
I think she really is under the weather and feeling poorly.
But she brought it on. She brought it on herself
so she wouldn't have to be here tomorrow. So Gandhi's
gonna just kind of on the blanks. What are a
couple of things that daniel would be working on? Okay,
how about I ask you if you guys want to
talk about something, and you tell me yes or no,
and then okay, go about it all right? Do we
want to talk about Dave Chappelle on Saturday Night Live? Yes? Yeah.

(22:11):
Dave Chappelle's opening monologue on Saturday Night Live was incredible.
You forget what a good stand up comedian he is
until you see this kind of stuff. A lot of
people loved it, but of course he's catching some heat
about it, some people saying it was anti Semitic, others
saying absolutely not, it's comedy. It had nothing to do
with anti semitism on his part. He was definitely taking
shots at Kanye, taking shots at Trump. If you haven't

(22:34):
seen it, go see it. Do yourself a favor, make
that judgment for yourself. What did you guys think? I
thought he was brilliant, absolutely, and I knew he was
going to get some some flashback or splashback or whatever
back he got. Yes, always, no matter what he does though,
he always does. And it started they were gearing up
for there to be controversy, and then you know, he
always delivers. Do we want to talk about Nick Cannon's

(22:54):
one thousandth child? You don't have to. I mean he's
up to twelve now. I mean this is already know
how it works. Another day, another Cannon. This one's name
is beautiful Zeppelin Canon. Do we want to talk about
Alec Baldwin? Yes? Back up? Did you hear supposedly he
has to be like three million a year in child

(23:14):
support for all these kids he does apparently. Yeah, I
mean he does like seventy thousand things between TV and radio. Yeah, yeah,
I know. But look, I love Nick Cannon and it's
just another child on the way. Number thirteen could be
like on the way. A lot of people love Nick
Cannon apparently. Okay, okay, what's your next question? Do you

(23:36):
want to talk about Alec Baldwin suing crew members on
the same rock? Okay? Do you now? Do you want
to talk about Julia Fox? You remember her the on
Cajams Girl. Yes, she says she's going to sue any
company who uses anti aging as a way to sell
their product. If you want to hear the audio, it's
quite annoying but also hilarious. I have it if you'd
like it and just play it from my phone. Yeah,

(23:58):
you're ready for this? All right? Here we go. So
you guys know, aging is fully in like fully dirty girl, ugly, um,
not wearing clothes that fit your body type, but just
fully just wearing anything you want. Um, all those things

(24:19):
are in. And if I see another product that says
anti aging on the label, I'm suing. I'm going to sue.
That's it, Okay, he says, the whole thing with no eyebrows. Yes,
so she has no eyebrows, but she says, aging is
the is the same as like just being dirty and
not changing your clothes, dirty, hot, wearing whatever clothes you want,

(24:41):
regardless of your body type, just being who you are.
Aging is fully in. She's gonna sue people. Okay, her
eyebrows shaved off of her face. It was all very bizarre.
Prop comic Gallagher. We know he died on Friday. He
had a short battle with his health. He was seventy
six years old. He was us known for smashing watermelons

(25:01):
and other things with an oversized sledgehammer, right. He called
it the sledge oomadic. I know we've been talking about
him a little bit lately. He did pass away, so
it's very sad. He was hilarious and actually we saw him.
He was hilarious. And it's like going to Sea World.
If you go, if you go watch like the Orca
or whatever, m you'd have to like put on like

(25:22):
a kind of a poncho, Yeah, a waterproof poncho in
the front row. The same thing, getting the same thing
with Gallagher. Yeah, he had his splash zone because he'd
beat the hell out of watermelons all night. Well, it's
sad he's passed away, seventy six years old and he
was apparently very funny. Black Panthers Wakonda forever? Do we
want to talk about that? Number one man? I'm dying

(25:44):
to go see this film, so am I I heard
no spoiler alerts, but I heard that there's a moment
in the movie where the theater just goes dead silent
and people have never seen something like this before, so
interested to see how that one goes. Rhianna, we know
that she did one of the songs on the soundtrack
at she just hopped out with Asap Rocky at the
Mercer and Prince Party. Her hair is causing all kinds

(26:07):
of controversy. I don't know if you guys saw it,
but from the front, she just has these really cute
box braids and they're like, oh, Rihanna, she looks amazing.
Then she turned sideways and it's just like a full
silk press. So she has two different hairstyles going on
that made her head look twice as big as it
like normally is, and everyone's talking about that today if
you care. You've had a lot of stuff to talk about. Yeah,
lots of stuff I talk about to be empty, but

(26:28):
now you have like way too much. Okay, well you
want to wrap it up? Well, no, And I was
kind of curious about your dick story. What was it
we could talk about. Due Libra not performing at the
World Cup, there were rumors she was going to do it.
She said, absolutely not, because Qatar is not improving their
human rights records. Robbie Williams, David Beckham. They are actually
catching some heat for linking themselves to the World Cup
because of that poor record when it comes to humanitarian rights.

(26:52):
Tonight on TV, you can of course stream yellow Stone.
It came out yesterday. The new season Monday Night Football.
The Eagles undefeata did the only team in the NFL undefeated.
Right now, they're hosting the Washington Commanders. And then if
you like Dancing with the Stars, that's happening on Disney Plus.
Thank you, Gandhi, You're welcome. Fingers crossed, Daniel, We'll be
back tomorrow. Yeah, I'm telling you right now. One of

(27:14):
the reasons why she got sick is because she was
all worried and frustrated, full of anxiety over this stuff
off tomorrow with Bobby Flay. Of course we all know that.
And she's been talking about how I'm not participating. He
hated my stepping last time. Are you really saying this,
Daniel sounds like that, which she complains, Yeah, that's not nice,
which complains She gets angry spe Bobby Flay. Did he

(27:37):
one see his new movie I did you did? Yeah?
And you know what, The main character in the movie
is your girl, Laura Morano's sister, Vanessa Vanessa Idols Morano
is the main character in that. In that now, Bobby,
he was in the movie for like probably combined two minutes. Oh,
that's it, all right, closes. Bobby Flay will be here
tomorrow for the for the Bobby Flay stuff off, right,

(28:01):
So who always gonna make stuff? I am, I'm doing
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mister rand in the Morning Show, Welcome to the day,
Welcome to Monday. Danielle is out today, but we're all here.
We made it um. Tomorrow is the big stuff off.

(28:45):
Bobby Flay will be here to judge. I gotta tell
you he's maybe that's why Danielle is at home in
the fetal position. She's all anxious because of this stuff
off tomorrow. Because Bobby he's a he's a mean judge. Man.
Remember the year he told uh, he told Andrew his

(29:05):
mom's stuffing tasted like cat food. Looked looked and tasted
like I don't even believe that. Don't make it worse
than it really is. No, that was true. And he
did kind of look a little bit like catfood. Don't
say that his mother's a saint. I'm so sorry for
saying that. It really is. I don't blame me for
shooting the finger in him. I'm just calling it like

(29:26):
it is. No, you're not anyway, so he'll be here tomorrow.
And but Danielle was is so nervous she didn't want
to even be here during the competition anyway. So I'm
gonna go home tonight make mine. Are you guys meet
tonight right? Yes? Yeah, yes, And I'd be honored even
if he dogs my whatever it is, catfood, whatever it
looks or tastes like, I'm just honored that he tasted it. Okay,

(29:48):
here you go. Hey, a diamond is here. Good morning, Diamond,
good morning. Are you excited that Love is Blind is
doing so well? Oh? Am gee? Well, I'm a little
nervous about it because of the simple fact that I've
already finished it. It makes my heart race. I don't
want to give it away to people. So when I
have conversations about it, which I want to talk to
everyone about it all day long, I'm nervous because I'm like, oh,

(30:11):
I don't want to ruin it. A lot of people
don't even know what exists. Ah, well, they got to
catch that. For instance, Froggy, have you ever seen an
episode of Love Is Blind? Yeah? I have not. I
have not, you know. I mean, I'm telling you right now,
if you ever think poorly about your life and where
you are in the world. Watch these people. Oh yeah,
maybe I should watch it. You should know you. I
always feel better about myself after watching shows like Love

(30:33):
Is Blind. Do you think you would help my relationship
with Lista? If she watched this, she'd go, you know what,
Frog's not that bad, good guy. No, there's nothing. Nothing
will be helped. Nothing will be helped by watching Love
is Blind. But if you watch it, you know what
I'm talking about. What did you watch it? Now? Heather
sucked me into it, so we start watching it. What garbage?
I'm sorry? What absolute garbage? Diamond rebuttal not garbage? Very entertaining?

(31:00):
Come up? How can you love someone? Let her speak?
Be nice? Now, go ahead, talk about talk about why
you love Love is Blind? Well, I think it's like
the best concept ever for a dating show, because I
mean it's something I've never seen it, have never seen it. Basically,
you're in pods meeting people of the opposite sex without

(31:20):
actually meeting them, Like you can't see them, You're just
talking to them, and the only way that you actually
get to meet them in person is if you get engaged.
I'm sorry, what did you say? I can't hear you. You
You keep talking. It's so stupid. I'm the only way
that you see the person in person is if you
get engaged to them. Okay, ten out of ten. Honestly,

(31:43):
it's really good. So the first season, do we really
want to start here? So the first season, I think
everyone was so into it. Gandhi, I don't know if
you agree. Yeah, everyone was really into it because it
was something new. The second season aired up maybe in April,
and I just I think it was fast track. Nobody
really cares. It's like whatever, there was a lot of drama.
Season three is where it's at. Okay, now what do
you mean by that? Okay, So these people, I think

(32:05):
at this point it's just like trying to get on Survivor.
You just want to get on right, It's like, oh,
I want to be on TV whatever. But these people
are insane. So we have one guy who thinks he's
like God's gift to women and his name is Bartise.
He's a loser, so that's number one him so far. Okay,
So yeah, most people are complaining about Bartise yep, as

(32:27):
they should. He deserves every bit of backlash on this planet. Okay, Yeah,
he showed his you know what. So then we have
um he showed his you know what, I can't say, Oh,
I can't say. I don't know what. Ass I can say,
ass you just don't want to say it and get
in trouble. He showed his ass. Okay he did. So

(32:49):
then we have Cole, who I think it's just immature.
You know, we'll we'll see more of him throughout this
right by the way, I do mean it or interrupt you.
We don't have to go down the list of it.
But you're just saying we should give Love is Blind
a chance because it's so Yeah, it's so god awful. Yes,
there's a problem with it though. So in this show,

(33:10):
based on season one, everybody knows that whoever is on
the other side of that wall is objectively good looking.
All of these people are good looking. They need to
toss in some fugos with great personalities so that you
really really take the you know, take the chance. Am
I in love with someone's personality or not? Because the
way it is right now, you're getting a good looking
person no matter what happens. Well, I don't really know

(33:30):
about that, because someone could be good looking to one
person and not be attractive to the other. So like,
I don't think Bartisse is attractive whatsoever. But they don't
have anybody who's obese, nobody with a goiter, nobody who
has we know, like an ipatch, like nothing. All these people,
you know that they're able bodied, totally in general terms,

(33:50):
attractive people. They need to really mix it up. Okay,
I think we've really gone overboard talking about a show
that most people have never seen. You got to watch.
This is all you need to do. Just listen to
this last five minutes and then don't watch the show
it was. It was garbage, all right. Love is Blind.
Dune Yellowstone was on the season premiere. Season five, I

(34:11):
do believe was last night. Season five. Yeah, I watched
almost all of it, two hours worth. That Beth, Beth
Dutton is just my hero. I need to do a
catch up. I haven't. I mean, I've seen everything, but
I've benched it all at once, so I have no
memory of where we're at. Catch up. Okay, it's worth it.
I mean, once they start the new season, you're like, Okay,

(34:33):
I know exactly did they do that? Did they do
a nice little recap? This is what happened? Not really anyway,
don't anyway, But here's the new thing you want to see,
the new trend on on on what you're gonna watch
every night. Yeah, these slap off competitions. Yes, absolutely, Yeah,
well go ahead and who go ahead? Gandhi. Dana White

(34:55):
is creating a slap off It's coming to TV and
it is exactly what you think is going to be,
where people just stand there and slap the crap out
of each other. And the way that it scored is
if somebody passes out or gets knocked out, and then
the reaction of the defender. So if they don't even
react to getting slapped, then you don't really get any points.
But if you know they scream and yell, then you're
gonna get some points. It's crazy. See, I can't watch this.

(35:16):
I would have, I couldn't handle it. I would get
so anxious watching people slapping the crap out of each
other and they powder up their hand too. Yeah, I
can't can't watch that. As a matter of fact, fighting
this weekend, the most disgusting fight was I can't watch
these fights. All the blood that fight was that it

(35:38):
was Poorier and Chandler gearing up to the main card
in the UFC fight this weekend and watch it. Chandler
took a hit to the nose that turned his nose
into like a chocolate fondue fountain where it was just
gushing everywhere. He couldn't even get a really good grip
okay because there was blood everywhere. So my question is
this and Frog Giggs he can't watch it either. If

(35:58):
I can't watch slap Pops and I can't watch extreme
fighting whatever I mean? Am I unusual? No? I think
a lot of people, a lot of people do love
watching Froggy. I mean, have you ever liked watching people
beat the limiting a lot of each other? I could
watch the slap off and for a little bit, but
once it starts getting like violent and mean, I can't.
I can't watch it. But UFC fighting. We went to

(36:20):
a restaurant one time and we got there early, I
guess before they had started to switch over, and right
when they served our dinner, they put all the UFC
fight all around us. There was no where you can look.
We left. I can't handle it. I just I just
don't like UFC fighting. I understand some people do, and
I'm not judging you me personally. I just can't watch. Okay,

(36:41):
I'm not the only one. Thing. No, I mean you can.
Actually it sounds like someone pounding meat. Yeah, it really does,
like you be beating a steak with your hand. I
can't handle it. So so okay, we have slap offs,
we have love is Blind, we have fighting, we have
yellow Stone, right, and of course the Crown. I watch

(37:03):
the Crown. Which one of these is not like the
other exactly? Anyway, some rods kind of catching up. If
you're wondering where Danielle is, she's out today, she's out
to today, but hopefully she'll be back tomorrow. Okay, make
a little stuttery noises. Anyway, let's get into the three

(37:23):
things we needed. We do have a one thousand dollars
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We love him, Gandhi. Three things? What's going on right now?
All right? Three people are dead two others wounded after
a shooting last night on the University of Virginia's main
campus in Charlottesville. The campus has been on lockdown since

(37:44):
just after ten thirty as police search for the suspect,
identified as Christopher Darnell Jones Junior. He's a former UVA
football player. The school's vice president urged students to take
the shelter in place commands seriously as the situation remains active.
Disbursement of the UVALDI Together We Rise fund starts today.
Between May and October, the fund raised more than twenty

(38:06):
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(38:27):
New York City is starting a new initiative today that
aims to clean up the city. The Get Stuff Clean
plan involves targeting about fifteen hundred areas of the city
that people say have been neglected. The city has hired
more than two hundred sanitation workers that will be focused
only on cleaning. The initiative also includes an increasing camera
enforcement against illegal dumping, more litter basket service, and more

(38:50):
rat exterminators. And those are your three things. Where do
they start? I like that it'said fifteen hundred areas of
the city that have been neglected. It's the whole city. Yeah, everywhere,
one massive area exactly. Thank you, Gandhi. All right, you're
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(39:14):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show. Hey, if ever
you see us, come up and say hi. You know,
scary was in Nashville over the weekend. Yeah, and you
were dancing in some honky tonk We were you were
you boot scooting, we're weiping tout seas And all of
a sudden some listeners came by and there like, hey,
we listen to you guys every morning on QO and
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(39:35):
so I was hanging out in the city Friday in
Beth who listens to us, saw me didn't come say hi?
How come you didn't Why didn't you come say hi
to me? Beth? Oh? Yeah, pouring. I wasn't completely sure
it was you, and uh, I was like, oh, I
don't want to bother him. We were doing something. It
was pouring. It was like a really rainy day. Where
was I What was I doing? Oh? I don't know.

(39:58):
I think you were walking somewhere. I was walking somewhere.
Are you with two people? Who knows? Who knows what?
We were all doing it around five? Yeah, yeah, around
five o'clock. Yeah, that's when the whole day started falling apart.
Really I'm kidding. No, I'm kidding, no, no, no, I'm
hanging up with some friends and we were walking somewhere.

(40:18):
I don't know what, but yeah, come say hi. I
would have loved to say hi to you. Well at
a happy hour. My husband was like, what would you
have said, big fan? And I was like, uh, yeah,
and just say hey are you Elvis? Yeah? I listened
to you every day. Thank you so much. You're the best.
You're the best one on the radio ever. Ye like that,
That's exactly what I would have said. It's not really true,

(40:41):
but I'd love to hear it. Yeah. I implore you
to appreciate all you guys. It's been fun listening to
you guys through the years high school. Thank you very much.
I don't really care about being recognized, but if you
do recognize this, come up and say hi, because there
are times where I've gotten home and then I see
like a tweet or an Instagram a message of like
a picture of my shoes, like is are these your shoes?

(41:03):
Did I see you? I'm like that is way creepier
than coming up and to say hi, you know what
I mean, and they're I can't think that. Yeah, comes, yeah,
come say high Hi, don't point. It's okay. I'd love
to hear from you. Plus, around five o'clock Friday, i'd
love to know where I was somewhere in Soho. I mean,
it was a crazy day. It all started here on

(41:26):
the show. Yeah. Then I had brunch with a friend,
and then I met some other friends at a gallery
and we went to another drink. I don't know. It
was one of those days. Yeah, I could have used
your help. Actually, all right, well, Beth, next time, come
stay hi, and I'd love to I'd love to have
a conversation with you. Okay, absolutely, thanks, have a great day. Yeah,

(41:48):
Friday is one of those days. At five o'clock, I
wonder where I was. I'm kidding, I h everyone's taking
me seriously. No, I'm trying to track down because I
did text you at around six fifty five and you
did respond No, I'm just fine. I'm kidding. Oh it was.
It was definitely a happy hour Friday, but it wasn't
out of control. Yeah, Frog. As far as seeing us
in public places, most of the time, we do want

(42:09):
you to approach us. But there was this one time
Lisa and I were having us light disagreement. We were
in public and target. We were not speaking to one another,
and somebody came up and was like, oh my god,
I love you guys, and we had to like play
nice to each other. It was so difficult. So sometimes
it's really not the best. We were having a very
difficult disagreement at that time. Hey, that's allowed. God, I
would see, that's the best time for you to come
interrupt us. What's funny is Lisa could go from being

(42:34):
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(43:38):
we're doing Okay, we're missing Danielle. Danielle is out sick today.
She swears she will try to be here tomorrow for
the Big Bobby Flay stuff off? Who won last time?
We've done it two or three times? Right, you won
this first year? I guess I remember the second year
I won one. Yeah, I don't know who won the

(43:59):
last time. We'll find out that someone somewhere knows. What's
that Scotti? What I won a couple of years ago.
I don't know if it was the last one, but
I think you won the last one. Yeah, Oh, okay,
we congrats to I'm building. I'm building building quite the
monster tonight for the big stuff off tomorrow. Really Oh yeah,
I'm taking like four different recipes that I love and
kind of combining them together to see what happens. Oh man,

(44:22):
I'm nervous. I'm already resigned to losing. I'm okay losing.
It's fine. I'm gonna show up. I'm gonna do my best.
It's not gonna be good. What is this. I'm gonna lose,
but I'm gonna try anyway. Below rap, what do you mean?
Don't say that you have to set your You have
to be realistic with your expectations. If I roll into
this thing like I'm gonna win that, I'm only going
to be disappointed. If I say I fully plan on losing.
I have nothing to do but gain from there, because

(44:44):
if I lose, cool I expected it. If I win,
we here's how I look at it. They're gandhi. Yes,
I know that I'm gonna make a kick ass stuffing, right,
and if someone beats me, that means I get to
eat a stuffing better than my own. Yeah, I'm gonna
have a great morning eating stuffing exactly. Is no one.
I'm so excited anyway, scary you got your stuff in

(45:04):
a recipe? Ready? I do? Now? Do you put big
pieces of bread in your stuffing? Is it a bread day? Stories? Yeah?
You know what. They're all different, Rice, I'm like, I'm
not doing They're all different. They're all different. Nate, you
got you're ready? I'm ready to go, baby, I feel confident.
Here's the thing. I just want him to say, not bad.
That's all. That's all I want. I just want to

(45:24):
not bad from Bobby, Right. We don't want to Oh
that looks and taste like cat food. Yeah, not like
Andrew's mom. Stop saying that. Oh God, you have no manners?
Are there people from Airy Pennsylvania that have manners? Oh?
So anyway, because I'm convinced. I'm convinced that no one
has manners, and I think I had manners, and then
I think I lost some of it in a stroke.
In in fact, somebody texted me over the weekend and said, hey,

(45:48):
I think very likely it is because of your stroke.
When you just say random things like that without the stroke,
you're blaming the stroke on your rude. Hey, you guys
haven't had one hanging Yeah, what's my excuse? Yeah, maybe
I had a stroke without knowing it. Yeah, it's fascinating
how your brain. Men's be cognitive. I've got to go

(46:08):
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All right? So? Um, Michelle's mom and dad own one
of those old school mom and pop pharmacies that you

(48:18):
don't see very often, but they still have one in
the neighborhood. So she said. They get weird phone calls
all the time, but they're the nicest people and they
always stay on the phone and try to help. So
I call them with a problem. Well, here we go,
Daniel's phone tap. Let's listen in here are you pharmacy?
Can I help you? I ate a hop pepper? Is

(48:42):
there something you could give me? Calmly explain to me
what happens? Okay? Oh, we played tooth or Dare with
my friends. They dare bet Agent's hot pepper and I
ate it. Now my mouth is a fire all right, Well,
that usually diminishes within a few minutes. He does it.
It's been half an hour and I and I tried water,

(49:02):
I tried milk, I twed everything, and nothing is worked.
All right, just calm down. It's not a good deal.
Has this ever happened to you before. No. I never
have eaten a hot pepper before. But they dared be
and I didn't want to. I didn't want to. Truth,
I want to dare and then I ate the hot
pepper and this is what's happening. All right, Look, it's
gonna be fine. Just calm down. I think a big

(49:22):
part of the problem is you getting very anxious, and
that's that's exacerbating this. My mouth is on fire. It's
not on fire. I mean you're you're obviously in some pain.
Any help. I'm going to call somebody else, Sir G pharmacy,
Can I help you? I ate a hot pepper and
my mouth is on fire and I need to know
what to do. You talked about this. Do you deliver?

(49:46):
You deliver delivers. There's nothing to deliver here. You've just
had some hot pepper. It's going to go away. I
need an ointment or something cool. There's no ointment. For
you here. Look, you could take a try a spoonful
of olive oil, swish it in your mouth and then
spin it out. That might help, Okay, can you deliverance

(50:07):
of olive oil? Please? We're a pharmacy, not a supermargin.
We don't have that sort of thing. On a scale
of one to ten, where are you fifteen? It can't
be that way. Fifteen your arm would be off. You know,
it's so bad. It hurt so bad. Look, man, I
can't do anything else for you. If you're hurt, just
go to the emergency room at your local hospital. I'm

(50:29):
sure they can help you out. It's not a big deal.
That says, not a life threatening situation. Did you pick
me up? I don't have a car. I can't pick
you up. I'm here at the pharmacy. Call nine one one,
They'll send it. An ambulance. An ambulance by pepper mouth, sir,
the pharmacy can help you, hot pepper and I really

(50:51):
need help. I can't give you any more time. I
just I just you go to the hospital. I don't
know what's going on, because so crazily that's ma'am. You've
been calling here all morning and We've been trying to
give you advice. We've been trying to be patient. But
if you're in this much pain, you need to hospital.

(51:13):
She's a nutchet. Just hang up on her. And now
I have been going to the bathroom and I'm afraid
so I certainly can't help you with that. Ma'am. Good
luck to you, farness. You can help you fire. Now.
I really don't have time for this today. All right,
they're very busy here. You're harassing as cut. I don't

(51:36):
even believe you anymore. This is this has got to
be some sort of joke. My butt really hurts because
I went to the bathroom after eating a hot pepper
about what came out of here. And if you call,
I'm gonna call the police. Understand, the police don't care
to my butts on fire. I don't care if you're
on fire. I gotta line at the door. I don't
have time for your ass and your pepper and your

(51:57):
mouth and your stream it. Stop it, go to the
hospital or go back to the class or whatever is
you've been ditching the call and rassa. I'm still having
a lot of problems, and I don't know why I
told you just stop calling here. Stop calling here. Let's
call the police. I'm gonna call the police. If you
want to stand the line that your business phone call.

(52:18):
I'm calling the police right now. I've got to report
this complaint. Less forty five minutes. This person's been calling
on no no, no, no no no, tell them to
head the phone. So I told you we were going
to call the pea. I know, but this is a
phone tap. This is Danielle Monaro from Elvis to rand
in the morning Shows. Your daughter wanted us a tap
on your poe. Tom, put the phone down, Michelle, it's over.

(52:42):
I'm sure I can't handle it anymore. Good God, that
was irrita. This is why, this is why I don't
answer my phone, because one of you people are phone
tapping me. I don't. I don't want to talk to
you people anyway. Thank you, Danielle in your absence. We
appreciate it. That's your free money phone tap. Let's go
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(53:04):
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It's amazing, Rosie. I never was a robe boy until
Caroloha robes love him. Oh I'm not, but I think

(53:53):
I'm gonna be. Now what a visual me walking around
town in my Caroloha robe. Yes I do. People think
I'm at all crazy. Anyway, Well, thank you, Rosie. I
hope you have the best day ever. A thousand dollars.
Oh my god, thank you, guys, thank you. Love me
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just laughed and a booker came out on our I
love how funny. They are so hilarious, and I love
listening to it on my way to work. I really
so love the whole show. It really is just on
a slippery slope to her. That's why I listened to
it because it makes me up every morning. Here, You're awarded.

(55:17):
That is the single most annoying sound on The annoying
sound on the plane is totally honest. Is so funny
when I say, hey, please dong me then feel free
drell in the Morning Show. I don't know what that means,
but I'll take it. Hey, welcome to the day. Danielle

(55:38):
is out today. But you know what, if we want
to talk about the stuff that daniel would typically talk about.
Gandhi made a couple of notes. Yeah, we may have
to go through those in just a few minutes. Guests
this week, Bobby Flay tomorrow. I feel like I should
while I'm making the stuffing for the stuff off that
he's judging, I should watch the Bobby Flay a Christmas movie. Yes,
I watched it, but you said he's only in there

(55:59):
for like a minute. Yeah, he opens the movie, so
it opens strong, and then you know, it's all about
what happens at this end the rest of the time,
and then he comes back into the end. He's a
food critic, and of course you know they're trying to
save the end with new food. Right. Today's National Seatbelt Day.
I don't know why we have this, don't Don't we
all know it's really important to wear seatbelts? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Froggy,

(56:20):
you were a seatbelt right, yeah, you would think, though, yeah,
I can't imagine. I can't. I would feel naked riding
or driving in a car without a seatbelt on, because
I just know that, maybe through no fault of my own,
sometimes a tree will just jump out in front of me,
try to kill me, exactly that most cars made in
the last twenty years. It becomes the most annoying thing ever.
If you don't put a seatbelt on, you want to
jump out of the car. It's like, just put the

(56:42):
thing on to get it's not making a noise, So
put on your seatbelt. I can't imagine not having one on.
I guess when you've been in a couple of bangers,
I think about what would have happened had I not
had a seatbelt on. No, I hit my head on
the dashboard or the steering wheel or whatever. It's not
worth it. Hey, what's that scary? I feel like there

(57:02):
was a dividing line in generations. When I came up
starting to learn how to drive, it was mandatory to
put the seatbelt on, and me and my friends and
people of my age, we always wear our seatbelts. However,
people older than us, my parents generation, it was kind
of like they had to be taught after the fact.
It's weird. You know. When I was a kid, which

(57:22):
was much longer before, when any of you people were kids,
Mom and Dad would throw me in the back seat.
Dad would sometimes have a beer while he's driving, and
both of them would be smoking cigarettes. The windows would
be up and no one would have seatbelts on. It
was like, if anything could kill you, it would happen
right then and there. Yeah, we could hit a tree.

(57:45):
Dad's drinking, he's speeding. They're both smoking. I'm inhaling their cigarettes.
And you know, if he turns a corner, I slide
down the seat to the other side of the car.
See it was giant and it was flicks. It was
what they called bench seats or something. And Dad would
turn the other car. I go sliding down to the
other side of the car. And I'm just telling alive

(58:06):
to talk about and I was. I was in there
like it was like a cigarette bong. I was like
riding around, speeding, going around corners because my dad like
burping up schlitzmaalt liquor in the front seat. And I'm
still alive to talk about it. It's the strangest thing.

(58:27):
Then you get back home and you're repainting the house
with lead paint exactly here snort to ays bestos. I
don't know. We all lived, you know what, So far,
so good. I guess, yeah what what I was listening
to a podcast the other day. Did you live in
the era of leaded gasoline? I think so. I don't

(58:49):
know what that has been. I think in the seventies.
I don't ye know. I was like, you are probably
five IQ points dumber because of that, because everybody inhaling
the fumes of leaded gasoline. Everybody got stupider. I bet
I did. Yeah, is that my excuse? I don't know
if you could blame it all on the leaded gas

(59:11):
as you know, as I say, everyone who goes to
the airport loses several IQ points. So if I'm a
leaded gas sniffing airport going I'm a dumb like amba
exactly well, speaking of I mean Gandhi's Yeah, I Q
went down in the airport yesterday, always does. And you're

(59:33):
one of the smartest people. I know what happened anymore?
I don't know something just I had a brain fart,
and you know what, it wasn't just me flavor flavor
did the same thing this weekend. I don't know if
that makes me feel better. Really, yeah, he said, Apparently
he was sitting at his gate. He was at his
gate at least I was one over. He was sitting
at his gate waiting to board the plane, playing on

(59:55):
his laptop, talking on his phone. Did not realize that
they had boarded, looked up, saw the gate agent closing
the door. He got up to run onto the plane,
and they said, sorry, once the door is closed, it's closed.
And he lost it. There's there's actually footage of him
losing it because he was so much Flavor Flavor lost it. Yeah,
the two of us, me and Flavor Flavor embarrassing. He
shouldn't have been late. He had that clock out his

(01:00:16):
neck the hell. Oh gosh. Yeah, But it's my own fault.
I fully take responsibility for it. I wish I could
blame someone else, but I can't. I gotta stop scratching
my beard. This November thing. We have a half a
month left to go. You need a beard oil. I
think that that's going to help you out. Beard oil.
I didn't know there was such a thing, isn't. Yeah,

(01:00:38):
my boyfriend has great beard oil and his beard is
so soft. It's like kissable. It's not itchy and ikey
like a lot of people. Mind's gross. And it's all
from November. And I'm doing it for all the right reasons.
And anyone else is joining me and looking like a
total perv with his facial hair. Thank you. We're doing
in solidarity. I think the key to not having an
itchy beard is when you get about a week's where

(01:01:00):
of growth, take it off. Take it like a quarter
of an inch off, like just a little bit, because
there's that tiny curl at the end that just goes
right back into your face and makes it itchy. It's
much less it treating me crazy when you take a
little bit off. Well, And of course, truth be told,
November means something special in our house this year because
Alex is going through his cancer treatment and he's going

(01:01:25):
to do very well. We're very confident. Everything's great. Just
getting through to the end of chemo, you know, that's
the key. So sitting here and scratching my beard is
nothing compared to what he's going through. I love you, Alex.
Do you know what I've been thinking about with this?
What we have had so many people call us and say, hey,
you guys kept me company through my chemo and I'm done.

(01:01:47):
I got to ring the bell today, and I am
so looking forward to the day that Alex gets to
be that person on the phone with us. Me too. Yeah,
he says he wants to come in and talk about
his experience, and for many reasons. First of all, you know,
one of the reasons November is really turning out to
be such a huge month every year is because when
it comes to men's cancers like testicular cancer and prostate cancer,

(01:02:09):
and look, it's just why are we so freaking many
light years behind and talking about it? You know, Let's
say there's a kid who's taking a shower this morning,
he feels something a little strange. He shouldn't be afraid
to go talk to someone about it. When I was

(01:02:31):
a kid, breast cancer was never talked about. Fraid you
would never say it out loud, you'd whisper it, right,
what happened to her mom? Her mom got bresk. Well,
I'm sorry, what? And now you know, we talk about
it and that's great. I wonder how many lives have
been saved because we simply talk about it more. I
remember watching a movie from the eighties, and they said, oh,

(01:02:52):
he's got the C word word cancer. You can't say cancer,
Yeah you can, you should, You should scream it anyway.
So that's what going on in our world. I'm sure
your world two crazy anyway. So yeah, bitching and moaning
about this beard while my husband is about to do chemo,

(01:03:13):
got it? Okay? Today? This is good? You know? All right?
What else you want to talk about? You wanna go
around the room. Yeah, okay, let's travel. Let's go around
the room. Let's go to a room in Columbus, Ohio. Hello,
where Gandhi is doing her show yet again because she
forgot to get on the airplane. Yes, what's going on today? Gandhi?

(01:03:35):
All right? So, speaking of that, I've recently learned that
there's a specific pose that you should take when you're
asking somebody to help you with something, when you need
a favor. What's it called. It's called the hopeful brontosaurus. Yes,
I saw that would explain this to me because I
don't understand it all right. So you're basically supposed to
lean in with your head as though you had a
very long neck, lean in with your head and make

(01:03:55):
your hands like a little almost like you're praying just
a little hey, please help me? Can you please? With this?
People take you a lot more seriously and they feel
badly for you. And apparently that body posture is supposed
to help you get exactly what you want. So it's
tried it and it worked. The one what brontosaurus, the
hopeful brontos. Okay, so you you so it's almost like
you're you're it's like Benjamin Button kind of thing. You're

(01:04:17):
older a little, yes, it look kind of feeble, yes,
a little rat, little mouse like you look like mister
Burns from the Simpsons. You do, hello, okay, and so
you ask for whatever you're asking for, right. So I
needed to ask for a new flight, and I needed
to not pay for it because it was totally my fault.

(01:04:38):
And you know what, I always talk crap about United,
they came through. I really appreciate everything that that gate
agent did because it was my fault. So that friendly
brount or that a hopeful brontosaurus really worked out. Use
it for yourselves. I'm using it right now. Yes, okay, So,
so kind of cuff your hands together like you're almost praying,
and then you put your your neck out as if

(01:05:00):
you have like some sort of sculo Scudi houses a
little bit, a little bit of a hunchbacking. Yeah exactly,
I see how yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna use that
from now on. It is humbling. Here are you look
nuts doing it? Don't do it that. I would never
give you anything. Yeah, what's scary? What's on your mind today?
I was at the airport yesterday in Nashville, winning for

(01:05:21):
my flight back home, and all of a sudden announcement
comes over the loudspeaker. Hey, we found this hearing aid
at Gate seventeen. Please come to the customer service desk
to pick it up. The problem with that is, hello,
how is the person who loves their hearing aid going
to hear the fact that they're missing their hearing aid?
To begin with a very good point, well, maybe maybe
someone was with them, and well, oh did you hear

(01:05:43):
that they fared your harring aid? Fine? How are you?
My friend Drew does that because he has hearing aids
and sometimes I don't work, he says. If ever, I
can't understand when someone say I'd just say fine, how
are you you? We found your hearing at over a
gate B twelve? Fine, how are you it's great that

(01:06:09):
while doing fine. Hey, producer, Sam, how are you doing today?
I had what felt like the cutest moment over the
weekend with William. So we were sitting with my mom
and she started talking about her New Year's Eve plans
and complaining that my dad was working. And then she said, oh,
but it's okay, and pointed to William and said, because
I'm spending New Year's Eve with your mother this year,

(01:06:31):
my mom and my mother in law have a date
to celebrate New Year's Eve together at a party. I'm
so that's so cute. I'm so excited that they like
each other enough that they're deciding to party together. William
gave my leg like a little pinch under the table,
because it's like it's happening. It was just so that
I'm so excited for New Year's Eve for now. My
mom and mother in law were way more than what else.

(01:06:52):
I love is your weddings in a few weeks, and
hopefully by then your family will be in turmoil and
finding each other. Oh. I mean, we got a head
start there, but we'll see what else we can happen.
I want to get into the latest on your plans
and preparation coming up. Froggy, what's up with you today?
This is not an ad by any means, not paid for.
But I this ad popped up on my Instagram and
I am falling. I've fallen guilty to it. So Times

(01:07:15):
dot Com has Frasier fur fragrance wrapping paper you can
rap presents and they smell like a Christmas tree. I'm
totally buying it. I don't even care if it works.
I don't care to it smells like. I just think
it's so cool. I'm buying this stuff. So if I
if it's crapped, and you know what, I'm a victim.
But whatever, I can't wait to buy Christmas tree scented
wrapping paper. Do you know this is the thing. I

(01:07:36):
wouldn't mind that either. Should wait? Is it just Nate left?
Just me? I'm just shoot, all right? What's up? Nate? Okay.
So a couple of weeks ago, our friends Wayne and
Melanie picked us up and say we got a surprise
for you, and they took us to the Edge VR
in Croton on Hudson and it's this virtual reality experience
which was actually a lot of fun. You're like, it's
a virtual or reality game where you're playing for thirty minutes,

(01:07:59):
and it was a lot of funny. Got the goggles on,
you feel like you're a player in a game. But
I know why they took us because watching people go
through virtual reality. Yeah, he's hilarious. I could just hear
them laughing out of the you know, from the side
and watching us like walk a balance beam or jump
from point to point must have been hilarious. So my

(01:08:22):
next goal is to find a couple to take to this,
to watch them go through this experience. I'll never go
with you who is It was a lot of fun.
You should look it up if you're if you're in
the area of edge VR. I've got some of those
those oculus glasses whatever. Yeah, and every time I put
them on a fall over it can't It's very strange
until you adapt to it. It's such a weird feeling.

(01:08:42):
And if I'm sitting on the bed maybe and like
trying to like do whatever, and then I have to
reach something way up, I'll actually stand on the bed
and try to grab it, go, oh my god, I'm
gonna fall Yep, I can't do it. And how about
those new um oculus from the creator of the oculus,
the new VR glasses that are supposed to kill you
if you actually dine in video game. Now we know
that's crap. No, he says, it's if you die in

(01:09:03):
the video game, it will kill you. Oh really, and
blast three little little little shocks into your brain or something,
doesn't it Yep, and you're done. You're gonna die. Who
would want that? I don't even know who would want that,
But apparently they're there. They're not there. You believe anything
and everything. Don't you tell them? You look it up.
It was in all kinds of stuff forbes all over
the place. The person's real. Let's get into the three

(01:09:25):
things we need to know from Gandhi. What's going on
right now. There's a lot happening right now. Let's start
in Virginia. The University of Virginia campus has been on
lockdown since ten thirty last night after a shooting left
three people dead and two others injured. The suspect, who
is still on the loose, has been identified as Christopher
Darnell Jones Junior, a former UVA football player. University police
say officers are conducting a complete search of the area

(01:09:48):
and to expect an increased law enforcement presence. The suspect
is considered armed and dangerous. Authorities are urging students to
take the shelter in place commands seriously. The situation is
still active. Classes have been called off for the day.
The CDC is warning a very high or high rates
of influenza activity in at least twenty five states. The
one's highest risk the ones at highest risk right now Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi,

(01:10:11):
North Carolina, Tennessee, South Carolina, Virginia, and the District of Columbia.
Health officials estimate there have been between two point eight
million and six point six million flucases from October through
early November. In that same period, they've also estimated between
thirteen hundred and thirty six hundred deaths. Flu activity levels
have not been this high since two thousand and nine,

(01:10:32):
when the swine flu outbreak happened. And finally, we have
a lot of guys in the room, maybe you guys
want to weigh in on this one. Researchers in Australia
are testing a new birth control option four men. It's
described as a temporary vasectomy. Apparently, it involves injecting gel
directly into your family jewels they injected into the vast
deference the gel block swimmers for up to two years.

(01:10:56):
The researchers were worried they wouldn't get enough volunteers, so
they posted about it on social media, and they said
they were flooded with people wanted to try it. They
got so many applications they had to shut it down
after a couple of days. It's being described as very safe,
with researchers saying the biggest risk is that it doesn't work.
What do you guys think of that? Would you try
it out? Uh? Well, yeah, it's just a little pinch. Yeah,

(01:11:19):
I like with your shove a needle into your balls.
They always say it's just a little pinch. You can
feel a pinch. Oh boy, I don't know. You know
what though, you know, guys, you know need to step up.
I think so actually, you know, of late with all
the news going on with roversus, ways, isn't that you know, absolutely,

(01:11:39):
it's it's a guy's responsibility to do something, you know. Yeah,
And I mean the side effects of birth control on
so many women are just outrageous, and if this is
something that's really not so bad, why not let's do it? Guys?
I love it, Nate, let me show you what it
would feel like. I don't know, a little pitch. Can
you give you a little pinch my finger? Those are
long enough. I could like a little pinch right there?

(01:12:02):
Did they say where in the in the jewels? I
gotta locate your vis deference? You have to go through
the jewels? Then right, it's up in there. Well, we'll
find it. Yeah, google that. I'll let me know when
it's time to pinch. I'm good. Yeah, guys, step up,
you're responsible here. That's scary. You need a little pinch

(01:12:23):
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in the Morning. So Danielle is out illan today? She'd
be illan? She? Uh, what what are you laughing at?
But Nate's laughing? What are you laughing at? You? At

(01:13:04):
the end of that song? Nothing? Are you drunk today?
Does he seem drunk today? Guys? You check him for
another stroke? No, no, no, So why you were Okay,
we were playing the Britney Spears. Yes, you were impersonating

(01:13:25):
Brittany at the end, but there is the mics were on,
so no, there was no music. You didn't hear any music,
and all I heard was you doing your Brittany impression
in dead silence. And it was very funny. So can
you do it? No movie, It was very funny. Okay,
I believe it. Please hurt me sometimes it was so funny.

(01:13:45):
I'm laughing. Okay, Okay, Okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's
gonna be okay. Um here it is. It's Monday, and
you've got the giggles. Sorry, I mean, listen, I'm glad
that someone's enjoying the Monday, because you know, Monday's typically
people don't walk it out. Where are you going? I can't.
I'm gonna be giggling. Okay, okay. If we need to
focus produce the show, sit down and do your job.

(01:14:07):
Oh my god, sorry, can anyone help me? Here? Happening?
What's that? Gandhi? No? I said, I have no idea
what's happening. He's just happening on the decline for a
couple of weeks. We should get him checked here because
sometimes he speaks and I don't even know what he's saying. Yeah, sorry,
it's okay, No, no, no. I love that it's a
Monday and you're in a giggly mood. This is good.

(01:14:29):
I'm not. I'm I don't want to take away from that.
I'm better. Now. We should start to love Monday's a
little more, because you know what Monday is like today
everyone just beats the crap out of Yeah, I hate Monday's,
Monday shuck. Well, you know what, we've conditioned ourselves into
thinking that Monday's awful. I can't I can't have a
conver if you Okay, that put me in a really

(01:14:51):
good mood for a Monday period. Okay, I mean it's
a it's clean slate Monday. Yeah right, Yeah, let's go
down the list. I've I've complied with a list. Oh,
it's a great opportunity to wake up and find your
motivation again. Do it? Are you stoned because you like
you have like the pot giggles? You know what I'm

(01:15:12):
talking about? Very funny. Nobody else heard it. Let's just
move on. I don't know I give up. Let's do sound.
Let's do this. He's got he's got the pot. Giggles's
about to leave the room for laughing. I've never seen him.
Let's just get into sound. Here we go, Let's start
with the nd that he's not here alright, NFL. They

(01:15:35):
were in Germany yesterday. Froggy's Bucks were playing in the
Seattle Seahawks and during the game, though, they broke into
a sing along in the arena, and this is what
it sounded like. Oh it's John Denver take country. Wow,

(01:16:06):
they know John Denver in Germany. That was so cool.
That's so cool. All right, it's funny. As they didn't
stop when the time out came back and started planning again.
The crowd kept right on singing through the game. They're like, no,
this is more important. And did you see the beers
that they serve at those games. They're they're huge. Well
it's Germany. Yeah. Morrissey, so he was performing in Los
Angeles over the weekend. He was a half hour late

(01:16:28):
to get on the stage. People were a piss. Then
he got on stage, did five songs and said I'm good,
I'm leaving. Yeah, he says it's too cold, in La
to do a show. It was fifty degree and he left.
He just walked off the stage and didn't. Here comes
someone say, I remember her circumstances. I was not going

(01:16:53):
to continue. Okay, don't you remember Morrissey he was with
the Smiths. I believe absolutely. And uh, I remember we
started playing a Morrisey song on Z one hundred years
ago and people used to hate us. You're ruining Morrissey.
He's too cool for those fans, I said, believe me,

(01:17:14):
Morrissey's very happy we're playing Morrissy. Yeah, all right, let's
talk about a super cut. So we all have a
friend that might be in a tech startup, and you
know the cool things that they go through and the
big powerful words they use when they first start at
the company. Here's a little super cut of that. Oh god,
do we want to hear these? Yeah? These are fun
change and innovation and innovation happening in innovation lab. Being disruptive,

(01:17:36):
being disrupted, very very disruptive. I think, what's so disruptive?
We work in an open pit, which allows for a
lot of collaboration, open office space, very open. Yeah, it's
very open. Foster collaboration point is one of the funnest
parts of my day, Tetris spinecraft. We also have a
full bar. Okay, good yeah, not my people. Yeah all right,

(01:17:58):
I wonder how many of those words FD used when
before they talk about disruptive. Yeah right, all right, let's
talk about Levis the genes. So, Elvis, you said you
talked about this a few weeks ago, but Levi just
actually posted on this on their TikTok why they had
the little pocket in their genes, and I'm glad it did.
Here we go. It was actually created for a pocket watch,

(01:18:18):
a common accessory back in the eighteen seventies when fible
ones were first created. Did you know there is a
market for antique Levi's these genes who been I mean
they last forever. I mean you could there are a lot.
I mean people are paying thousands and thousands and thousands
of dollars for old, old genes. They found a pair

(01:18:40):
in a mine somewhere and they were in vintage condition.
You're like to be in a mind for one hundred years.
And they went for one hundred thousand dollars like us.
But no so for stop watches or a pocket watches?
Are they that small? Because the pocket is small, so
I just envision a pocket watch being big at least. Well,
I don't know. We have to go back in time.
I'm pretty sure it worked. I'm mark on it all right.

(01:19:00):
Patrick Stump has a Christmas song. It's called Merry Spidy
Christmas and has a tie into Spider Man. Okay is
that why? Oh my god, I gotta write okay quick.

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They're paying me a lot of money to write a
Christmas song for Spider Man. It's a very spighty Christmas
to be. We need a bunch of cheer all year?
What other what other words? Ride with year and cheer Elvis?
You just wait, you're excited for that song. Wait to this.
I'm gonna bring you to an elementary school right now
for the best worst live performance of jingle bells. Oh really,

(01:19:45):
the band, the whole schools together performing jingle bells. Listen
to this? Is it really bad? It's the best worst
you'll ever hear. Okay, here we go. Oh my god,

(01:20:12):
I love I loved Yeah, that was awesome. March. I
love them. Thank you you're a good American girl. Can
I play it again? Do it? You missed it? Let's

(01:20:34):
hear it starts up with a solo. We're there he go.
It starts up with a solo. Wait till the bag
kicks said. This is great beat. A weapon they're having.

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They're having so much fun on that stage. That's all
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I thought that was kind of bitchy. Did you hear
what Nate just said, Gandhi? No, we're looking at just

(01:22:46):
pictures of people online and a friend of ours is
dating someone and we looked her up. Whatever in his
first words were, she looks very high maintenance. Yeah, really,
you can tell us about looking Just tell the hat, Gandhi.
I think you know what I'm about to say. Oh,
you should know you've dated a lot of high maintenance

(01:23:07):
people in your day. She was wearing the hat. Oh
the hat. You know the hat I'm talking you know,
the hat, the brunch hat, the brunch hat. Hold on you,
We thank you froud you wear that hat. I did
a deep dive. You probably won't funny. We'll find me
the brunch hop. Find it. But you know the hat
I'm talking about, right Elvis if I don't know, and

(01:23:28):
it's to show me, show the brunch hat. Alright, you're
saying it's a very neutral color tope brunch hat. What
they're talking about. Okay, yeah, okay, everyone stopped yelling at me.
It's okay. We're gonna find the brunch hat. You see
it in every picture of a group of girls who
love their pumpkin spice latte standing together wearing like, you know,
knee high brown boots. They're wearing that hat so that

(01:23:49):
they can pose with it. You know, the hat, Okay,
the brunch hat, brunch hat, all right, they all have it.
They don't wear it properly. They I'm hang on, will you?
Oh my gosh, you are moody. You really you have
something going on. You should go see your doctor. I
must have clicked through pictures anyway. So I just find
it interesting how you can look at a picture of
someone you don't know and automatically assume they're high maintenance.

(01:24:11):
Because the Saturday Night Live did a whole bit on it. Oh,
there's the brunch hat. That's the brunch hat. And they
don't even wear it properly. You're supposed to pull the
brim down. It's always on the back of the crown
of the head. Just wear the cat properly. Okay, right,
all right? You know what, God, if anyone's high maintenance,

(01:24:33):
it's you. You are. You are high maintenance. Okay, I
admit it. I am where I just saw it. Okay, Okay,
Oh my god, he's gonna hurt someone. But no, you
know what I'm talking about, Like, if you do, like
Heather would wear that hat, I'm not saying my wife
is high maintenance. Of course she is a kind of

(01:24:53):
by did you have to fall? But she would wear it.
When we would have contractors come over to give us quotes,
I'm like, don't don't have that hat on. They're gonna
charge this twenty percent more just because that hat. And
you know what I was right charge. Is it safe
to say that each and every one of us is,
at one degree or another high maintenance? Froggy froggy high maintenance?

(01:25:17):
It's well, I don't want to get into it here. No,
you're not. What's we are different? We're all high maintenance
in different ways. But that hat you wear, that hat? Hi, Okay,
all right, all right, we move on. There's only high
maintenance is where he eats Scary wants to eat really good,

(01:25:39):
high end food. Going out with Scary or riding in
a car with Scary is high maintenance. You have to agree, yeah, right, yeah,
And Gandhi just says whatever's on our mind without worrying
about the very true retaliation from others. Then to me,
that's a little high maintenance totally. I would never say
I'm not high maintenance if somebody said that, I yea,

(01:26:00):
you're right, in Nate, it's just high maintenance. I don't
think I'm high man, I'm actually very low maintenance. You're
high maintenance. Everybody who's high maintenance, you know, you're right,
You're right, Gandhi. I just realized as soon as I
was saying that. Anybody that says they're low maintenance, Nope,
total opposite. Yeah, I know I'm high maintenance. I'm the

(01:26:20):
mayor of high maintenance town, hard carrying members. Well, so
here's the thing. I think it's great to be able
to admit that you are high maintenance. It's okay, all right,
can we go back to the brunch hat I have, Carol.
Carol is so offended that you accused all brunch hat
wearers of being high maintenance people. Yeah, that's you, Carol.

(01:26:40):
He says, you're high maintenance because you love the brunch hat.
I promise, oh my god, first of all, high I
love you all, and I promise I'm not high maintenance.
I just love them hot. It's a fun hat to wear.
You also have tall brown leather boots I do. Number two.
Don't mean she's high maintenance. You wear a boat at

(01:27:03):
the same time, Stay, I think that's being very short
sighted of these guys to assume that if I put
the shacket, wearing a shacket and the big dumb hat
and it's not a dumb hat. That's what they called
it on the Saturday Oh my god. So the Saturday

(01:27:25):
Night Live skit was perfect because they were talking about
all the things that come along with the big dumb hat,
and one of them was, if you see me wear
my hat at the airport, you know I'm going to
get into a boarding group that's not mine across the board.
It's true, all right, It's okay, though, you do you
love brunch Carol, I do love there you go see,

(01:27:47):
I'm a brunch I love brunch. I do. I love
avocado toad. There it is bottomless. Yeah yeah, yeah, you
just pulled the alarm. I said that on purpose because
I know it's all good. It's all good, Carol. Thank

(01:28:10):
you for listening to you. I hope you're you're sporting
your your brunch hat and your knee high leather boots,
your shacket. Have a great day. We'll see it brunch
next weekend. Okay, you guys, have a good day. Okay. Bye.
By the way, if you wear a brunch hat, you've
never paid for brunch. I mean, come on, all right,

(01:28:36):
you know what, Danielle is not here today to make
fun of the brunch hat. But we are talking about
some of the Danielle Report items like what are we
talking about? What? Like? What what's in the chair? Okay
or whatever that means? I don't know. We can talk
about Drake losing a ton of money this weekend, some
updates with Aaron Carter and what's going on with his estate.
Go ahead, Oh oh, we're doing it now. Okay, let's go.

(01:28:58):
So we talked about those UFC fights this weekend. The
title fight. Drake bet two million dollars on the guy
who lost. He lost two million dollars in a weekend.
I cannot. I mean, I would love to be at
that point at some point in my life, but no,
I don't think I could do it. Aaron Carter actually
died without a will, so now the state of California
is going to decide who inherits his estate. Apparently, with

(01:29:21):
all the drama between him and his fiance, his attorneys
were urging him to get a will before everything happened. Obviously,
he didn't do that. He died a week ago. Turns
out the housekeeper who found his body was actually a
homeless woman that he had taken in to help her out. Well, yeah,
I know. Du Alipa not performing at the World Cup
and guitar she you know, there were lots of rumors

(01:29:41):
that she would, but she said because of their humanitarian
rights violations, she's definitely not going to do it. Robbie
Williams and David Beckham getting criticized because they are doing
some stuff with the World Cup and people are not
happy with that. Louie Tomlinson, did you guys see what
happened to him over the weekend, no what happened. So
he had his album release party where people could you know,
listen to what was going on. He was really excited.
Faith in the Future came out earlier on Friday. Then

(01:30:04):
he fell down and broke his arm. So he is
going to have to have his album signing dates rescheduled.
People are a little bit bummed about that one. Well
over the he can't sign them, No, he can't. There's
the whole point. Good points. He's okay. I hope he's
okay too. He seems like he's okay. He was sharing
pictures of the X rays showing people exactly what happened.
On Friday, the memorial for Takeoff from Migoes was held.

(01:30:27):
It was in Atlanta, packed, very highly emotional, of course,
lots of celebrities showed up, Cardie B, Justin Bieber, Chloe
Bailey Drake. They said it was really really sad, of course,
and now if people are posting on Instagram about it,
which they hadn't done for a while, now they are.
If you didn't see Dave Chappelle's opening monologue on Saturday
Night Live, he did a great job. A lot of
people are saying it was controversial, you can watch it

(01:30:49):
and decide for yourself. Nick Cannon had another kid. Every
week we do this, he's having another kid. This one
beautiful Zeppelin Cannon. That is the name of his newest baby.
Prop comic Gallagher died on Friday after a short health battle.
He was seventy six years old. Elvis, I know a
lot of you guys have seen him. He used to
smash things with an oversighterledge. He was famous for beating

(01:31:12):
the hell out of watermelon, Like on the front Row.
Everyone would get sprayed by watermelon. With Gallagher, I thought
it was funny, but that was a long time ago.
It was so people are sad and thinking about his
family today. Black Panther Waconda Forever made one hundred and
eighty million bucks it's opening weekend. That is a record
for November, second biggest opening of the year behind Doctor
Strange and The Multiverse of Madness that opened with one

(01:31:33):
hundred and eighty seven point four million. And let's talk
about a lot of people who have a lot of money,
but it's really cool. Dolly Parton was awarded one hundred
million bucks as the recipient of Jeff Bezos's twenty twenty
two Courage and Civility Award, so that money is going
to be donated to organizations of her choice. She said.
She tries to put her money where her heart is,
and she's going to do good things with it. If

(01:31:53):
you're looking for what to watch this weekend, actually not
this weekend. Tonight. Hello, it's Monday, Monday Night Football. The
Philadelphia Eagles taking on the Washington Commanders. They're the only
undefeated team in the NFL so far. We're talking about
the Eagles. Dancing with the Stars is on, and Yellowstone
started streaming last night. Yes, yes, I know. It was
so good to see it. My old friend Yellowstone is
back and I didn't stay awake during the entire two

(01:32:15):
hour season premiere. So I'm gonna finish that day. I'm
gonna finish that today. I love Beth. I love Beth too. Man,
She's awesome. I would love for her. Heard of me,
my friend. She reminds me of one of my cousins.
She reminds me of you. You're like, take it. You're
the beath of our show. You should always have a
scar on your face, like Beth. I'll take it. I
love it. Oh, she's got that scar made her look
so much more badass too. Man, if you don't watch Yellowstone,

(01:32:36):
you've no idea what we're talking about. But Beth is
the Ish, she is everything. She truly is. Um what
you solicit should be solicit. Okay, here's the thing. It's
it's about music. You gotta know your music if you
want to win some money. There I said it artists
that were huge in November. Right, These were huge songs

(01:32:59):
in bag in November. And some of them you may get.
Some of them may be too old for you to get.
I don't know. If you want to win some money,
called us now one eight hundred two four two zero
one hundred, we're gonna break. I don't know what we're
doing earlier. Okay, rarely I have an imaginary friend, Danielle.
Have your birthday, loser. I think these two Friday I

(01:33:21):
might have done an the time or two starting your day.
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There you go, we survived the weekend. Now we're into
the week I'm gonna give you some money. God knows,
the money just keeps coming in. Nothing much we can
do to slow it down. That's that's a joke. By
the way, what do you know about music? Let's see
if her Pj's on. Hey, ore J, Hi r J.
Welcome to the show. Is it true that you are

(01:34:05):
a Poland Spring water delivery truck driver? That is true?
Oh my gosh, what a refreshing load. Yeah, yeah, I would.
I would love to guzzle some of that Poland Spring.
I love Poland Spring. You guys actually visited the spring,
did you not? I did? Yeah? Yeah, Gandhi, How you

(01:34:26):
can't tell us where it is? Though? I can't. They
didn't even tell us where it is, Like we literally
took a helicopter into a secret location and saw the
spring sticking out of the ground where it all comes from.
Did you know this? Did you know that that precious
cargo you had behind you on the Poland Spring truck
is from that top secret hidden spring. I believe it,
but I don't think anybody else does. Well, I saw it, ye,

(01:34:49):
Gandhi was there. She knows for a fact. I mean
I think they put a gun to her headset. If
you tell anyone, we will jack you right here. Yes,
it went exactly like that. Maybe not so so much.
Maybe I took a picture. I don't know. All right,
so here we go. I don't know. I love the music.
I don't know how well you know your music, RJ.
But these are all songs done by artists that took

(01:35:09):
him to number one in the month of November. What
do you want to call this? Gandhi Big in November,
Big in November? Yeah, so, okay, it could be a
little little sketchy. I mean you could get the artist's
name or the name of the song. Which one do
we need? Um? I think we could do. I mean,
you know, I would love to do artist and song.

(01:35:30):
But we'll see. Why did you song? Why Didn'tnate just
dance out of the studio? Hey, Ellen, degenerous? Why don't
you dance back in here? I need you? Why I
need for him to like write down the like, let's
just do the name of the song. I'll keep track
while he's dancing. Okay, here's Big in November song number one?
What's that? Yeah? Big song in November? What was it?

(01:36:03):
Somebody that I used to know? That's it? All right? Allan,
he gets ten dollars. Alright, there that's Gautier. Gautier by
the way. All right, here is Big in November, song
number two. I love that song? What is it? I

(01:36:25):
will wait? That's right, same thing, okay, okay, anyway, you
got it? Twenty bucks up. Here's song number three, Huge
in November. M hmmm, Mars Bruno, Mars is right. But

(01:36:52):
what's the name of the song? Um? Oh god, you
made me feel I was what say it again? Locked
out of heaven? That's it? What a great song. All Right,

(01:37:19):
you're thirty bucks and we kind of helped you to
be honest. Here we go. Here's son before we are
remember that home. I'm going on Philip Phillips from American idol. Right, yeah,

(01:37:45):
anyone does anyone care? All right? So now you're up
forty bucks. Let's keep going, man, all right? Hm hmm
uh one last kid? Yeah, wow, that's pink. You're really

(01:38:11):
you're really great at this. R J. Here is your
fifty dollars. Let's go for sixty. Yeah. Hey hold illuminaire.
Oh ho, hey you said hey ho hey, it's a technicality.

(01:38:37):
You get it. You got it, My sweet there you're perfect.
You're up sixty bucks? All right? Sixty what means? All right?
Here we go. Here's a going for seventy long days,

(01:38:57):
held myself. So I walked up and there you go, Plorida, Georgia,
Lion cruise. You do know your music? Diamond warned us
against you. He said this guy, you said, this guy's
a ringer, right, he's gonna win it all alright, you're

(01:39:18):
up to seventy bucks. Let's go for eighty mm hmm.
Girl on fire Alesia keys Dute song in November. Nate

(01:39:39):
is looking at you like you're cheating or something. I
smell a rat. Okay, okay, he's crushing it man, all right,
it's something. There's something fishy. You know. Maybe Headen knows
all the songs and if he is, if he is cheating,
then you know what, Sometimes you get points for cheating.
I believe in you, r J. So he's up to
eighty bucks. All right, here we go. Couldn't fight it.

(01:40:02):
I hope you'd see my face and that you'd be
even minded that for me, it is no huge song?
What was it? The one like you. That's it. Never
mind find you. I wish nothing but the best. All right?

(01:40:28):
So where does that put us? Right now? You're at nineties?
Why are you? Why are you getting mad? It's good
as we want to do any money. He hasn't missed, Warren.
I got one more for you. We could make one
hundred dollars right here. Listen closely, r J. What's that?
Oh God? Uh? We found love? Rihanna? Yeah, why do

(01:40:55):
I wonder? What do you mean? Now? You wonder? But
that made me wonder? Well? How do you think he's
getting them? Are they showing up on your screen somewhere? Like?
Are we doing it the wrong? Won't? No, no whom
were playing it? They won't. And it's too fast for Shazam.
I don't know. Jasam has been real fast lately, and
that last one it sounds like he was going right
down the tubes and then he recovers in two seconds. Yeah, RJ.

(01:41:19):
I believe in you and you won one hundred dollars.
Good for you. Hello, Hello, just tell us a secret secret,
r J? Where are you cheating? You? You're getting the
money regardless. I'll even throw him twenty myself. Just admit it. God,
He's right. Chazam is super fact. Yeah, you just said

(01:41:43):
extra twenty all right, because you admitted that you cheat
with Shazam, you're getting an extra twenty dollars. Okay, cheaters
always win. Now, what's the logistics of this? You got
a son speaker? Do you have another device listening or
is it on your phone? How does that work? I'm
a pretty work guy. I can't figure. Yeah, how's your phone?
And how's your Suzam hearings? I have my iPad set

(01:42:06):
up on susam and you guys run. I had no
idea it was going to be a music thing until
I think it's awesome. I like twenty bucks back. No, no, no, no,
you gave it no fair and square man, pay him
to tell you with cheating? Okay, well we did. Where's
the music again? Sorry? Thank you for cheating and winning.

(01:42:27):
Now is the really cheating or is it just being resourceful?
I think it's being resourceful. Yeah, we didn't tell him
not to use Suzam exactly. R J. Congratulations, it's a
pleasure speaking with you. A big cheater you. We love him.
One hundred twenty dollars on the way. I have to
send him one hundred and twenty. You owe me twenty
Why don't give you give me the joint? Going to
see your twenty bucks? I will be you twenty dollars

(01:42:49):
right now. I'm a man of my word. Thank you
so much, RJ. You have a great day. It's been
very resourceful, very resourceful that r J. Right. Let the
record reflect. RJ has now ruined it for everyone else
because I'm gonna swip these games so Shazam can't get them.
We'll do movies, we'll do lyrics, we'll do backward We
got this. Look at you. Yeah, thank you, r J.
You taught us catch the cheaters. He uses the O

(01:43:12):
UM I don't know as time filler until Shehzam comes
up with the answer. So he maybe we should put
a clock on these people. Why don't you guys just
calm down. It's just money. It's you're not playing. It's
not fair for you. You can't play anyway. I'm out
twenty bucks. You shouldn't have offered it. My parents told
me cheaters never prosper, and clearly they do. It's playing

(01:43:37):
his day. Cheaters do day? Cheaters do prosper? Oh wow?
Out of that entire list, the song we wanted to
hear was blow me one last kiss from PAINK When
does last time? We played this song in a minute.
This is a great song, A bunch of cheaters. What
a great song from Pink Thanks for having that on
that list of music. Yeah, r J cheated one didy dollars.

(01:44:02):
I love it, Nate. You you want one hundred dollars.
I'll give you extra twenty if you tell us how
you cheated. Yep, okay, I mean I will. He just
got another twenty. What a silly thing to offer. Well,
I wanted him what. I wanted him to admit that
he was cheating, and the only way was probably financially
because he was probably gonna deny, deny, deny. Well I
won't cheat. I know these songs blowney. Now we know

(01:44:24):
how to tighten up the games too. So it was
a good investment on Nate's part. Yeah, so we learned.
We learned. We learned the hard way twenty n Hey,
But you know what, whatever, it's kind of funny how
someone most of you guys get mad. Hell yeah, yeah,
we don't have those yeah, come on, and those those

(01:44:45):
helpful things like chaze, we didn't have that. Well that
you have it. Now we need to start monitoring the contestants,
we get, right, Yeah, what's the point of playing a
game if you're not going to play the game. He's
not challenging himself, right, that's true. All right, Well I
happened to look like him a lot. A lot of
people were texting and saying they don't have Jazam at all,
and they got all the songs. Right, it is possible.

(01:45:05):
I think it's totally possible. And we put songs in
there that I thought people would get. We could just
tell that r J did not know them, and then
suddenly he knew them. Yeah. I give him a little
bit of credit. He's pretty resourceful, and in turn he
can now work on his lying skills because he wasn't
that kind of a liar. But now, well, it's the
same as if you're in a math class and they
give you a calculator. Okay, it's like having Shazam for numbers,

(01:45:28):
but you have to know how to use the calculator.
Shazam's doing all the work for him. All right, all right,
we could go on and not at all. Hey pretty
sure Sam is here? Gosh, how many days until your wedding?
It's not Friday, but the following Friday, it's close. Are
they gonna play this song at your wedding? I hope
the remix versions broad all dressed tempo tempo. All right,

(01:45:56):
so we are two and a half weeks then, yeah,
one half okay, So basically, what where are you here?
I mean, what needs to be done? Do you need help? Balloon?
I'm accepting thoughts and prayers, those are definitely welcome right now.
The fun of the weekend was the seating chart, which

(01:46:16):
was as horrible as everyone promised it would be. Okay,
I'll help you with this out. How many total are
you expecting at your your wedding? I think we're down
to like one seventy okay, with one hundred and seventy people. Yeah,
that's a difficult seating chart because you have to figure
out who goes with whom. We actually had a lot
of fun putting ours together. We only had one request
from someone asking not to be sat with someone else

(01:46:40):
that they didn't want to sit. Okay, it only happen
with one person. I have a couple of those. You
do I do? It's it's I like making people happy,
as long as it's not at the expense of my happiness.
So that's where this has been really hard, because there's
so many things. I'm like, Oh, I could make this
work for this person and that person. I'll just sweat

(01:47:00):
about it for eight hours. There was no fighting between
me and William, which was awesome. But I have people
who are trying to be set up with other guests,
but certain other people at the party don't want those
two to be set up. So can I put them
not that close? I have a couple of x's in
the room I have to put not too close. Wow,
I know. Yeah, So it's it's been fun. It's been

(01:47:23):
super fun because the room is not The room's only
so big people. Everyone is near everyone. Yeah, I know
they're going to run into each other eventually anyway, Oh god,
at least they're not stuck at the same table with
each other. Yeah. Mine was. He's dating someone else, someone
other than his ex wife, but his daughter's also there.
He didn't want his new girlfriend to sit with his daughter,

(01:47:48):
so I separated them and we're fun. That was the
only one. Yeah, I do have a couple of people
I will be keeping my eye on. Because a drunk
friend of mine admitted stress about seeing an X at
the wedding. No, that's not You're a problem to solve.
It's not. It might be all of our problem, depending
on how the night it's your wedding. If people are
going to make an issue out of something like that,
shame on them. They can suck it up by day. Yeah,

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I agree, but it's always fun to be confronted with
the question. Well, I'm excited to be there. I'm hoping
and hoping Alex will be filling up to humming because
I don't want to get out of the house. I
can't think of a better way to party than someone's wedding.
I get what else my anxiety did love them. I

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also hired, because of course me and my anxiety. God bless,
I hired a security person just oh good, just in
case someone brought to my attention when and where Sam's
wedding is. So I'm like, you know what, let's just plus,
you need someone there like guard the food when so
true Scary requested no turkey at your wedding. Yeah, just
for you, Scary, We're all going to be I'm doing

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this up stas with everybody in the wedding. The day Well,
I'm one of those weirdos. I'll eat turkey leading up
to and after Thanksgiving up a warm down. And I'm
the only one. I love turkey. There's no scary just
for you, there's no turkey. Please consider that when writing
my check, that it was just for you. God, would

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someone really have the balls to say, Uh, can't wait
to be at your wedding. Now, here's a list of
foods I don't want you to serve scary scary. Yeah,
it was more of a suggestion for for everybody I
speak on, behalf of everybody like you, Thank you, thank
you so much. Generalize, let's get into the the three
things we need to know from Gandhi and then we

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move on with our lives. But anyway, I'm looking forward
to your wedding. I really can't wait. We need reasons
to celebrate. That's my that's my mantra. As you know. Yeah,
let's get ripped, all right, all right, Gandhi, what's going on?
The University of Michigan campus has been locked down since
ten thirty last night after shooting left three people dead
two others injured. The suspect is a former UVA football player,
Christopher Darnell Jones, Junior University Police officers will be conducting

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a complete search and increased law enforcement presence will be
in the area. Classes have been called off for the day.
Control of the Senate is decided. A weekend win for
Democrats in Nevada means they'll be retaining control of the Senate.
Of the Senate, it was Senator Katherine Cortez Masto who
picked up the key victory in her race. Democrats will
have a chance to expand their majority by another seat,

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with a runoff in Georgia coming up on December sixth
that pit's incumbent Democrat Raphael Warnock against Horte herschel Walker.
House control remains up in the air, almost a week
after the midterm elections. And we talked about this earlier,
but it's worth mentioning again. Men's birth control may have
a new innovation, a temporary vasectomy. It involves injecting gel

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directly into your area, specifically the vast deference. The gel
blocks your swimmers for about two years. Researchers got tons
of volunteers. They say so far it's going well and
the worst side effect that they've seen is it just
not working sometimes, which of course that would be terrible
if you think it is, and it doesn't. But no
health issues as yet. And those are your three things,
and there you go. My swimmers are confused. They don't

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know where to go. What this isn't what they taught
us forward forward exactly. I don't know where to go.
This is what we learned in swimmers class. They just
like boom, hit a wall or something like it. Well,
thank you, Gandhi. That was This is Elvis Durrand in
the Morning Show.