The Day the Answer Was Meat

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's the scene of the crime. I want you to
be on top and riding me. That was cross. I'm
about to shake because he Oh my god. I love you, guys.
I hear you every morning Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Look at that, it's already Wednesday. It is Wednesday, July.

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I'm Elvis Durand that is Danielle. That is Bethany, that
is Froggy. Good morning. That is scary. Hello, he is Nate.
Why don't no one else goes by their last name
in here except for me? I just realized that you
even know my last name. You have a last name here.

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She really have a last name. It's Finklewits finkle Wits
like that, Bethany lipshit. Welcome to another day. Yeah, oh good,
Big Daddy's getting down yours having your birthday today on
National Hot Dog Day. Everybody, good Old Job Rule. I

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love that story. You tell me your friend out for
Halloween in Hollywood. Yeah. See, somebody says, oh my god,
your Job Rule costume is awesome, and it was you
look just like Rule. Oh well, welcome to the day.
Let's all wake it up, sisters, we got stuff to do.

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I want to hear about your night last night, Danielle
and Bethany. You know you guys are getting to be
known in the circuit circuit for being great hosts of events,
so we'll find out what you were hosting last night. Again,
thank you to Kesha, who gave us an incredible interview. Yes,
your day. I don't even want to call it an interview.

(02:02):
It was just to sit down visit. She's amazing and
it was so good to see her and to hear
from her again. It's been far too long. Does my
microphone sound terrible? But you sound great? Cash. It was fantastic.
Loved her. If you want to hear it, listen to
him on the replay. It's all great. Her microphone sounds
to her. Don't tell her. I, um, you know, we
should never tell the talent that the camera's fuzzy. You like,

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sound great anyway. So anyway, Kesha, thank you. Let's move
on interviews today tomorrow. Harry Styles. Yeah, Harry Styles. Who's
got who's rocking some Harry Styles today? Al Right around
the room. We'll start with you, Bethany. What's on your
mind today? Okay, so I'd like to order clothes on Amazon,

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but you never quite know what that sizing is going
to be, especially if they're not made in the USA,
the sizing might be different. So I took just like
a gamble and I ordered a skirt um from whatever
this really question very cheap company, and I ordered it
in three sizes larger than I thought I was going
to because I'm very tall, and it fits perfectly. So

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I'm wearing like a double extra large in this skirt.
It looks fun, but it's perfect. So sometimes you just
have to try to like guess what the company is thinking. Well, yeah,
but and another lesson to be learned is don't always
get all weirded out by sizes on clothes because it
fits you wrong. The tag off, that's exactly. That's the
best advice. There are companies that I'm a small inn

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and this one apparently I'm like a double extra large
end exactly, So don't go buy what's on the label
in order three. What about you, Froggy, what's on your
mind today? So? Yes, last night I went to the
store and I bought some some special cereal, you know
how they had the little cereals and a little single
size little packages. I left it at home today and
so all I can think about now is my seial?
What I left? What? What? What kind of cereal was it?

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It was the little lucky charms with a little fake
marshmallows inside marshmallows. Those aren't fake marshmallows. Those are not
real mars was almost there's no way a real marshmallows.
When you eat them, they feel like you're eating plastic,
but they taste good. Marshmallows are just a different consistency.
But when you leave something at home and you want
to eat it, it's all you think about all day long.

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So when I leave here today, I'm going to get
the first thing you're gonna do. I don't even want
milk with him, I just want a lucky chimes. Daniel,
what's up with you today? So we were at this
event last night, and sometimes I feel like you don't
say thank you enough to the people that go above
and beyond for you. So today do that. Andrew your
assistant last night. He did not have to come with us,
it was not your event, but he still came with us.

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He takes care of us all the time. He makes
sure everything runs smoothly. He is just like the most
amazing person in the world. And Bethany and I appreciate
him so much, and kiss the people and hug the people,
and thank the people that go above and beyond for you. Really,
I'm glad that you liked having him there for you.
You know, we send him just to keep an eye
on you, make sure we don't want you're the home

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the family name. If he's there to bail you at
a No, he is great. We love our Andrew. I
love you Andrew, Katie, our first caller of the day.
What are you doing right now? It sounds like fun?
Hi II, Hi, are very I am driving from Jupiter, Florida,
all the way up to Maine, all the way up
the east coast. That is a far drive. How exciting?

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So how far into the trip are you? Oh gosh,
I just got in the car about an hour ago. Okay,
you'll be there before you know it. How drive take you?
Do you know? Um? Well, I'm stopping in DC tonight
for some cousins and then i'll be there by five
o'clock tomorrow. Wow, So you're you're really just stopping for

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a minute in d C and you're up. I mean
that that could be a three day drive for some people.
So you're just in the middle. Well, my parents do
it every year, about three times a year, and they
sew it for three days. Then you're going from Florida
to Main. You're going from lobster to lobster. Here's a regular. Yeah,

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they're they're different lobsters. We'll look have a wonderful, wonderful
road trip. I'm jealous. I would love to do a
road trip. That sounds like fun, Katie. Yeah, I've had
the dog in the car. You know, it's all good
traveling with animals. Have fun, Be safe. Thank you for
listening to us on the drive. We're gonna send you
an Elvis durn shirt to either your Main address or
your Florida address. Faith for listening to us, Katie, have

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a great drive, be safe. Thanks guys. Hold on one second.
You know what's your Rich's birthday. Yeah, she's reminding us
that today's National hot dog Day, it's National Dakari Day,
and it's also your Ritz's birthday, which is also a
national holiday as of today. It is absolutely let's get
into your horoscope first. In you all right, let's see
it is, oh, your Ritz's birthday, Carichord. Stay focused on

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accomplishing as much as possible. Think of the most efficient
plan to work through everything on your plate. Your days
and night Aquarius, you've been experiencing a lack of motivation.
Potential change of attitude will allow you to be more practical.
Your day is the nine. You're determined to reach your goals,
and your peers have noticed your commitment. Enjoy the attention
your days and eight areas. There's a lot of work
to do on your to do list. The sooner you

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start accomplishing the tasks, the more positive you'll feel. Your
days of seven chars your face with several directions to
choose from. Continue to explore your choices, build your confidence.
Your days and nine Gemina, you don't have all the
answers you thought you did. Set new goals to start
showing the world that you can do it. Your day
is at ten. What was that? Gemini? Gemini? Sorry, cancer.
Empathy is a wonderful quality of Caring for others can

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take a toll. Remember practice self care your days of
nine Haleo. Finding the right words can sometimes prove challenging.
Always remember that honesty is the best policy and g
your shirts amazing today. Your days of seven Virgo, don't
be afraid of your own creativity. Your ideas are unique
and they're going to impact somebody who needs it. Your
days attamp Libra, stop thinking about the past. You'll feel
much better once you let go of what's been draining

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you your days in eight Scarpio. If you're feeling drained
by learning something new or taking a risk, your energy
is going to improve your days of nine and Sagittarius,
you've been empowered by those in your life. Use this
new sense of secure already the strengths and others in
return your days of ten and those are your Wednesday
morning horoscopes. So Froggy talking about leaving his little cereal
box at home and driving him crazy. Now people are

(08:09):
texting and talking about everything they left at home that
wished they still had with them, Like Josh, he just
had to go back home because he forgot his barbecue chicken.
Oh see, that's worth going back home over. Yeah, I know,
I know. You know what, before you walk out of
the house, if you're listening, think about it. What is
it you want out of that refrigerator? Because I just
thought of something I should have brought in turn, damn it,
all right, we'll just get into your headlines. Bets Tony,

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What's going on? After the Senate Republican healthcare bill lost support,
Setate majority leader Mitch McConnell began pushing for a repeal
now replaced later plan, but now three Republicans say they
cannot support it. That effectively kills the plan, as Republicans
would now be under the minimum number of votes needed
to move that proposal forward. Even so, McConnell says the

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Senate will go ahead with a procedural vote to repeal
Obamacare next week. A Chipotle in Sterling, Virginia, had to
close down after multiple customers reported getting said now you remember.
Back in Chipotle had to close dozens of stores due
to an E. Coli outbreak, But Chipotle says their food
supply is not responsible for this particular outbreak, and a

(09:10):
food poisoning expert told Business Insider that it's still safe
to eat at Chipotle because the neuro virus outbreak tends
to only happen at one restaurant location. Today is National
Hot Dog Day. This is also your hourly reminder to
take a deep breath and if you look, combine the
two and take a deep hot dog, hot girl. And

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if you love the selfie stick don't go to Milan, Italy.
They have banned them. The band went into effect on
July fourteenth. That's gonna last until August thirteen, but there's
a chance and may continue. The band isn't just for
selfie sticks, by the way. Hoping to curb terrible tourist
behavior in general, the city has also banned food trucks,
street sellers, and the sale of any drinks and glass

(09:53):
bottles or cans. Milan selfies takes. They do take the
best photos, but they are so obnoxious. They really, they
really are, so I know I'm torn. All right, you
guys ready for your Wednesday? Is Elvis Durand in the
morning show cash But you don't have your A t
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phone tapp? What a phone tap from coaster Boy Josh,
Hello coaster Boy Josh, you decided to do a phone tap?

(10:37):
Why is that. Um, I just thought I would do
want to help out the team. I like that. Yeah,
all right, let's see what you can do to Coaster
boy Josh. What is your phone tap all about? Okay,
so a g emailed she has an overprotective father. UM,
so we thought we'd get him going. So I call
up the father UM and ask him a simple question that,
Asie knows, would drive him crazy. Okay, you're gonna mess

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with a girl's over protective father. Here goes Coasterboy Josh
and his phone tap. I'm dying to hear this. Here
we go. Hi, Mr, who are you? You don't know me? Uh,
my name is Andrew. I mean philosophy class with your daughter.
We've been hanging out for the past couple of weeks.
Excuse me. My name is Andrew. I I have been

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in philosophy class with your daughter. And yeah, Angie, UM
give you my number. Well, um, well, actually I took
it from her a phone. You're going through my girls?
What do you I have something really important to that
I that I want to ask you. That's very important
that you tell me. Why are you going through my daughters?

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I know you're an old fashioned man, UM, So this
is an easy to ask, But can I have your
daughter for the rest of my life? So yes, because
I need to know. What are you talking about? Marry
that girl? I want to mary that her, marry her anyway? Yeah?
What do you mean when? Man? How you know Angie? Please?
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?

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What are you talking about? How many? How long you
know my daughter? Why are you gotta be so rude?
What do you mean rude? Real? Listen? Don't you know
I'm human too? Why you gotta be so rude? Though? Good? Hello? Ahi? Mr?
You think we get you're crazy? Just sell you? Why

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are you got to be so rude? Why they just stay?
You call me? You're crazy. I'm gonna marry that girl.
You're not gonna marry nobody. I'm gonna marry her anyway.
If you come anybody, I would marry that girl and
we'll be a family. Marry that girl or something. If
you don't want to see whatever years you are, you

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better stay away from my daughter, okay, because I will.
I'm gonna marry that girl and it is not a game.
I'm gonna marry that girl and will be a family.
Are you I don't even know who you are. Look, man,
love me or hate me, we will be boys standing
at that altar. Stay away from my like, okay, goodbye,

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go away find them. We'll run away to another galaxy.
Where are you gonna go to another galaxy? To another galaxy?
I'm going to find out who you are. Okay? You
know you know she's in love with me and she'll
go where anywhere you go? What you think? You know
what you're going to love to? When I put my

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fist through your face? Why are you got to be
so gracerto You weren't kidding? Your dad's creaty. Oh my god,
I listening you. Where are you exactly of his house?
Right now? When you walk in? Keep your cell phone on.
We're recording everything so we get all that sounds. Okay, Dad?

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Who's this guy Andrew? If you don't be called to
ask me if he can marry you? Oh yeah? Really?
You're going to throw with your whole life for this guy?

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Are you? Baby? Whole life? You know who's going to
play with the school? These guys who doesn't have a job.
What do you do? Oh? Yeah, you see you don't
even know? Hey, who's talking to It's Andrew? Hey, Mr

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did they tell you don't call it here anymore. You're
being phone tapped. You're being phone tapped me. This is
Josh from elves Duran in the Morning Show. It's all
a joke. Oh my, that's what we should think. It
was rude. Ye have an idea for a phone tab.

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Go to ellist rand dot com. Click on the phone
tap tab, tell us what you want to do. This
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Boy Josh is a fine phone tapa. That was nice.
And then you know what you hear that coaster boy job.
That's the real coaster boy job. I love. Somebody said, oh,

(15:33):
he didn't sound too excited. He probably should sound more
excited in phone taps. No, that's that was as exciting
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So Great Team comes in yesterday. You know Great Tea
has this lie. He'say. You can just tell he's frustrated
about something. He just He's like, oh God, what's wrong now,

(17:00):
t if someone die? No, I'm trying to figure out
how to get rid of cable and just you know,
use live streaming at home. I said, this is your
biggest problem. They're doing a really good job. This is
that's perfect. That's exactly what I was like. So here, uh,
I have the latest issue of Consumer Reports magazine. The
cover is cable or streaming. How to cut the cord

(17:22):
and get the best deals and pick the ideal combo
for you. I'm telling you, people are listening to what
I'm saying. I'm being listened to by the government, and
they print these articles in the magazine printed before you.
You had this conversation yesterday. But that is a big question.
That's a big question, though, Elvis. That is the issue
that I'm having at home. I don't know what to

(17:42):
do because Trish and I are looking at our bill
and we're going we don't watch all of these channels
that our cable provider is giving us. The truth be
told more and more and more people, I know this
is a new concept to you are just streaming. You know,
used to when I wanted to watch the show on
like HBO, I would buy HBO just because True Blood

(18:04):
was on, and then when True Blood went off, I
would get rid of it, and then when it came
on for a new season, I would pick up HBO again. Well,
now you just get HBO in your laptop back then,
That's what I did, and you can stream your laptop
to your to your TV's. I don't know why you
have not done this. It's awkward for me because I'm
so used to having a television, having a cable provider.
I'm not used to just going on, let's watch something.
Open up laptop and Apple TV. Yeah, I have Apple TV. Okay,

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you can cut the cords whenever you're ready. And so
you were on I heard you on the phone with
Direct TV yesterday. Yeah yeah, what was that all about?
I was growing back and forth. D did you hear
Did you hear him? Yeah? I sit at the desk
next to him, and he went down the list of
all a hundred and fifty channels he gets and was
demanding the woman on the phone tell him who watches
those channels? Was like, why am I paying for the

(18:48):
Envy channel? How do they stay in business? Why am
I paying fan V? Get that off my bill? And
then classic. I don't want to watch old games. Okay,
get off my belt. That is funny. I think though,
even though they aren't doing at I think you should
be able to just pick and choose ala cart I know,
I still don't know why that's not a thing you
can do. I want Channel four and channel watch a

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single show on cable right now. I watched Game of Thrones,
which you can watch on HBO go, and I watched
things on Netflix. I don't even I don't know the
last time I watched something on TV. Right well, that's
the thing. And if there's if there's something on any
cable network, you can get it online. It's right there.
I was asking, um what Jake, and I asked Jake,

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I said, I said, what do you do? You have
a television your apartments? I know he has an apartment
with some other guys and stuff, and he said, yeah,
he goes. But we don't have an actual cable provider.
He's like, literally, if they want to watch television, someone
comes out with their laptop and sentence on television and
that's the end of But you see, cable providers are
smart because now they're offering streaming. I mean, so you
can get streaming a million different ways, So stop having

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a meltdown. But question, just one question. I can feel
my bloyd pressure rising with you just in the room.
Last question. If I have an app, let's say like
HBO go, I'm just throwing it out there. Let's say
have that appy and Game of Thrones is on HBO
nine o'clock Eastern time, right, so on my app? Will
it be on exactly at nine or is it going

(20:14):
to be like after the show? You can watch it
as it's happening, right, It's it's streaming as it's on.
I do believe. Okay, thank you, Greg. Please leave the room. No,
I'm not just not funny seriously, I mean my doctor
has told me to ask you to leave the room.
Can come across. No, no, no, don't touch me. You
are cryptic. I love you, great tea. Having you in
the vicinity makes my blood pressure boil. No, I love

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you though, just bits and pieces, just great tea and doses.
Look at straight and Nate, he's got a look of
death on his face. What's wrong with you? Yeah? I
think doses of Greg T. I mean he's he's a
very powerful drug, so very small. Well, you do mean
we'll get out. I love you. Hello, Justin, how are
you doing well? Great? Tea is leaving the room, so

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I feel my blood pressure coming back down to there
there it is. Yeah, you need coffee? Yeah, that's what
he needs more catching what's going on, Justin? Well, so
what's going on? We got you on the phone. So
you got rid of cable a couple of months ago? Right,
yeah it was the bill, was saying by and dad

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refused to pay it anymore. He her dad refused to
pay for the cable bill. He said, I'm getting rid
of cable, but I'll keep the internet. Figure it out,
and so you know what, and you have made it
work for you, right yeah, I mean I watched pretty
much every show that ever wanted to watch. Do you
have it all? Right? Excellent? Thank you? Justin? See if

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Justin can do it, anyone can do it. You know
what I'm saying. Uh, finally we talked to Claire. Claire,
what's going on? Good morning? Good morning? You're not doing
anything illegal, are you? No? I am not? Okay, So
what's going on? So we could cable about a year ago,
and one of my friends paid for Hbo. One of

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my friends paid for Netflix. One of my friends pay
for Hulu and we all just show our user name
in cast words because you can create accounts, and then
we all get to watch everything we want to watch.
There you go, and life is good and you're not
boiling like great tea. No, I'm a pretty relaxed person. Yeah,
look I like that. You know what. My doctor told
me to hang out with more people like you. Yeah,

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I have to come over, put my name on your
Hulu account. Yeah, you have to share one of your
accounts all this, so that's how that works. There you go,
Thank you, Thank you for listening, Claire. Thanks God, love
you guys. See just talking to Claire, call me down.
She should have her on retainers so you can call
her anytime you want. Oh my god, seriously, maybe you
could talk to her while Greg teeth in the room.

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It even out. I just like, I don't know. It's like,
don't you have people in your life that as soon
as you see their name or hear their voice, because
you're like, yo, yeah, yeah there's one person who When
I see that this person has texted me, my heart
rate goes up like a bad way. Are you looking
at me? What? Okay? What? Nanielle I mean, what's scary? Um,

(23:11):
I just wanted to say that if you're a football fan,
the direct TV kind of has you, uh you know
by the Gonads because they offer and they're the only
ones who let's gross NFL Sunday ticket, which is all
the football games. So that might convince a lot of
people to keep the system around the while good, I'm glad.
I'm not into sports. Yeah, I into cooking. Right, Yeah,

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what's going on? Okay, So we've been talking about Jim
Henson and how you know, the guy that played Kermit
got fired and the reasons why blah blah blah. Well
guess who actually did the firing. Jim Henson's daughter. She
says the guy was portraying the character as a bitter, angry,
depressed victim. She said Kermit hadn't been funny for years
and basically it was time for him to go, so

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the show must go on. Jennifer Lawrence was at a
Broadway show four and on This is Monday. During a performance,
she ran to the lobby and she threw up because
she says that she got the tummy bug from her nephews.
But wait, we've been hearing about this show on Broadway.
They're saying that it has so much loud action in
some scene about a rat, and people are actually vomiting

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at the show. Can you imagine going to see a
Broadway show and you just you pay extra for the
vomit or not? No, I'm sure it's, you know, the
same as all the other shows. Would you want to
have a show known for making people vomited? Well, puts
it in the news, right, and then people get curious,
true it, says Vulture dot Com says that it has
a viscerally experimental staging which makes you vomit, which I

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don't know if I want that, I don't know. Madonna
got a judge to block it an auction of items
she claims were stolen from her. In the auction, there
were used panties, a letter to Cock wrote her from prison,
at a hairbrush with some of her hair still in it,
which someone could potentially get her DNA from. So there's
a stop on that right now. No one's getting their
hands on that. We knew that Mindy Kaling was pregnant,

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right I told you yesterday with her first child. She
is not going to identify the father. She has decided
not to tell us who that is David Beckham got
dad dad tattooed on his neck and honor of his children.
That he's so cute. I mean that just makes them
cuter in my eyes. I love it. And Ed Sheering
he's got this complicated relationship with Twitter right now. Okay,

(25:25):
just saying, but Mashable did a hysterical letter. It's as
if you know Ed wrote this letter basically telling everyone
to go bleep themselves. You know about the Game of
Thrones business. You were putting it up for you at
Elvis sand dot com. So check that out when you
get a chance. People gave Ed sharing crap. They did
that appear on Game of Throne. All he did was

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show up and did and he left and it was like,
you're awful. I don't blame Ed Sheer and I blame
the Game of Thrones producer. It's just what it was.
And we move on. God, people been out of shape
over silly thing. Ridiculous. By the way, when Harry saw
comes in this week, we need to ask him about
his four nipples. Well now everyone's asking about his for me,
it's exciting. Maybe started talking about it. Maybe he'll show us.

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Did you see the Chelsea Handler interview with him. It
was fantastic. Chelsea Handler. Does this bit called one word
answers or she asked you a long question, but you
can only answer with one word? And he tried but
he failed. But she asked him about his four nipples.
What was his answer? His one word here because he
had to point out on his body where they were. Okay,
j lettles garages on tonight. You've got little big shots

(26:30):
forever Young lip Sync Battle is on next hour. Lots
of celebrities doing nice things for people. I can't wait
to tell me about them. Will you finish your story
about Jennifer Lawrence? Someone just in a text saying you
didn't finish it. Yes, she did finish. She threw up
in the in the lobby. She threw up in the lobby.
Hello Maggie, Hi, Hello Maggie. You have a question about Jeopardy.

(26:57):
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited, but I'm talking to me.
You were excited. You're here, and I hope we can
help you because we don't know a lot about Jeopardy,
But go right ahead. What's your question? Well, I was thinking,
because you seem to know a lot about everything else.
We lie about most of it. Go ahead, Well, I
was wondering if you can watch Jeopardy online. I don't know.

(27:19):
I don't know. I don't know because I don't have
cable right now, and I missed Jeopardy so much. That's
technically it would be what is I don't know? What is?
I don't know? But what everything on television? That's the
thing you miss the most? Jeopardy? What's wrong with that?
I would? I would bedr Jeopardy. Wow, Jeopardy. I love

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watching Jeopardy. First of all, it puts me in my place.
It reminds me that I'm stupid. Secondly, I just I'm
just amazed that a panel of three people can be
so smart about so many things that I know nothing about,
and I actually learned. Do you love Do you actually
learn things watching Jeopardy? Absolutely? I learned the last things

(28:04):
that now from Jeary. Very exciting when you get an
answer right, because I get so excited when I get
any because it's like once in a lifetime I get
an answer right on Jeopardy. I'm like, boom in your
face that alright, suck it. Okay, did you go on
line and look? Yeah? I looked it says that the
short answer is no, you can't really stream it. Um.

(28:27):
This is from ex extremist dot com. Um, you can
like try a couple of different like direct TV for
seven days will let you stream of that sort of thing.
But but the short answer is not yet. I think
they're saying because the demographic of Jeopardy is a little
bit older, so it's smarter. Well, yes, but they're saying,
like you know, do they isn't necessarily something that has

(28:48):
a high demand for streaming, So unfortunately, probably not, Maggie.
As soon as we know something, we'll let you know, okay,
and thank you for listening Jeopardy My god, it's only
for people like Bethany. Alright, I heart Radio Music Festival.
We gave you the complete lineup with Kesha yesterday. Coming
up next, I'm gonna tell you how to get in.
I'm gonna tell you who's starring there. It's gonna be fantastic.
We've got a brand new phone t happened thirty minutes.

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Who does the phone tap today? Scary back Wednesday from
me of course? Who voted scary phone Tap to be
on today? Scary zero one? Good morning in the morning show.

(29:30):
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off your first month. Look. It's one thing to have

(29:54):
self uh, self awareness, self love and self appreciation. It's
another thing to be cocky about it. Yeah, Nate, Nate,
Nate can be a little cocky about it. But that's okay.
What now he's finally agreeing, No, No, you do get
a little self cocky. But it's one thing to be
self cocky and but being self appreciative and being you know,

(30:18):
just understanding what your highlights are all about and being
okay with that that there's nothing wrong with that. So
I saw this meme yesterday and I thought about it. Yeah,
do you ever find that you are the Beyonce of
the crowd you hang out with? You are? Sometimes I'm

(30:39):
in a crowd of friends and I'm like, Okay, we're
all sitting around having fun, and I realized sometimes I'm like,
you know, when when the crowd's kind of down and whatever.
I'm the spark plug that wakes everyone out up, and
I'm like the one that tells the the joke that's
a little off center, maybe a little rude, but it
kind of makes people like think and feel. I feel
like I am the Beyonce of my friends. You're the
life of the party. Yea. Sometimes I feel like I

(31:02):
feel like Scary is the Beyonce of his friends. For sure?
Of your friends, yes, but when I come into this room,
I feel more like Solange. Okay, Well there's a place,
there's a time and place own great career, which is
doing many good things. Okay, So are you the Beyonce
or the Solange of your crowd or the Michelle? Yeah?

(31:27):
You know what? You can be? Which members? Which member
of Destiny's Child? Are you like? So in the women's
restroom there are three stalls, and if there's no one
else in there, I always go into the middle stall
because I am the Beyonce of the bathroom of Okay? Bag?
All right, well good, I just want you to think

(31:47):
about that. My favorite meme. Can you imagine if you
announced to your friend group that you're the Beyonce, they
would be livid happy looking at some of my favorite memes.
I've written them down. Uh do you ever sit with
your friends and realize you're the Beyonce may the bridges
I burn light the way. Actually, that's actually very good advice.

(32:10):
We love you. Did not wake up today to be mediocre.
Just because I'm girly, that doesn't mean I don't know
how to run a business. If a pretty girl is
single and on her stuff, you have, you have about
one week to blow her mind before her ex wants
to make it right for the eighty nine time. These
are memes I was writing down. It's real simple. If

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they love you, you'll know it. If they don't, you'll
wonder all the time. If they do. Oh that's good.
We all have that one friend that has no idea
how to whisper. Who is your friend that does not
know how to whisper? I must be a mermaid. I
have no fear of depths and a great fear of

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shallow living. That okay, there's my memes of the day.
Those are very good. I keep a folder in my
phone called quote spiration, and anytime I see something like
that that I really like, I I added to the
quote spiration. Let me add another one. When you have
a queen. Don't reshuffle the deck and end up with

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a joker. That's very good. Hey amen, al right, enough
of the memes can't be so deep. My favorite memes
are the one that the photo of Kermit the Frog
drinking a wine glass. Thank you if oh I like

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this one? What I'm sorry? I'm talking to the victim
of Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation
is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People
like a show, yes they do. Let's give him a show.
Who's gonna get me headed? Today? Nate tried to steal

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the business idea of mine at lunch yesterday. I don't
even talk about it in the because someone else is
going to steal. He stole it from me. I came
up with the idea, clearly. I came up with You know,
I'm always talking about beer Stein's. Don't give it away?
You know what. It doesn't matter to you because it
wasn't your idea, But I was there. I need an answer.
I always talked about beer steindre Let's drink a stein

(34:21):
of beer. I talked about it all the time. Yesterday
I said we should we should come up with a Weinstein, Weinstein,
harmy Weinstein. It was a boozy lunch, and you wouldn't
have come up with that idea if I hadn't been
there and we were having that conversation. He's claiming my
idea as his. I clearly came up with him. He

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thinks because he's there, he gets half of it. No. No,
I'm like that other guy from Facebook that nobody knows
his name, the other guy that he's the founder, but
nobody knows who he is exactly I was. I was there.
You would not have had that thought had I not
been there. Okay, let me ask you a question. If
you clearly come up with an idea for or something,
do you give credit to the guy who's just there

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when you came up with it? No, you don't. And
I'm not gonna have this argument on my show about
what I came up with. I came up with the Weinstein,
but I'm it's a it's a glass beer Stein, but
it's a Weinstein. Question. Were you guys riffing or were
you like Nate, I have this great idea. It's definite riffing. Okay,
So if it's riffing, you co o it wasn't riffing.

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I came up with the idea long before this. Yes,
Froggy one, you know when Jimmy I Veen invented beats
by dre he gave Drake credit to he didn't try
to take it all for himself. So you should give
Nate a little bit of credit here, thank you. Froggy.
All right, well, I think you know you guys choose
your size wise sides Wisely, you're gonna make a lot
of money because Nate doesn't have his signature on your paycheck.

(35:45):
You don't either. Times you're not our boss. Look, all
I did was come up with the Weinstein. I think
it's a great It's like a German came up with
the wine garden. I did, But I came up with
the spelling. No, you didn't. He's a liar. I have

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the notes to prove it. I was documenting the entire lunch.
He was writing down what I was saying. Then and
then do you ever have a friend that whips you
off and says your ideas are there's this is my
kicking notes. And then to prove my point, he stole
the napkin that I and then you have no proof.
Now because he's being a little cocky bastard the Elvis.

(36:27):
This is your fault because you're having ideas. This is
why I never have ideas. Then you don't get in
fights with your friends. To sit back and stop having
stop thinking, stop having some thoughts. Well, people are saying
that there was already a Weinstein, but no one says
it like me. But Nate's gonna go. I taught you
how to say it. You know what you are a

(36:47):
tick and you're sucking the lifeblood out of me. All
I wanted was credit. That's all I wanted. Didn't a little?
He was threatening a lawsuit. Did I did have our
our bartender sign a napkin saying that she witnessed its
eat that napkin to he did? He took that napkins?

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She did not. Now he's lying, all right, let's go
talk to Jennifer. Hello, Jennifer, Hello, I'm the Beyonce of
my friends, and obviously Beyonce you know what she has.
She won in the end, and I will too. I
will not love my friends take my ideas. I won't
do it. Yes, Jennifer, go ahead, I am the Rizzo
of my group. Oh my god, are you part of

(37:31):
the pink what are they called ladies? Pink ladies that
like the real moms, pink ladies, pink ladies, my mom, Yeah,
I know, I can hear it. You also know, Rizzo
was the easy one, right, It's okay, but you know what,

(37:52):
it's a lot of pressure being the Rizzo of your group.
So you know, be careful, tread lightly, and don't give
them your ideas. They'll try to steal them from you.
But thank you anyway. Move Oh my god, It's just
it just exhausts me. I never have an original idea ever,
and I finally do and someone tries to take it
from me. Now, now how my friends feel when I
steal their ideas. But apparently that ideas already done. So

(38:14):
we can move on now because I was already out there,
but I will. I have the idea for Netflix. I'm kidding,
but Nate says he came up with it. He wanted
to call it nate Flix, all right, all right, because
why don't even Nate keep having lunch together? You always
it just devolves into fights. We don't know, we don't know.

(38:37):
It's just we don't fight, and we had we talked business.
It's the only time we were available to talk business.
But anyway and doing business we talked about was the
business he's trying to steal from me. I'm a rightful
owner because I would if like I said, if I
hadn't been there, you wouldn't have had the idea. You
wouldn't even been sitting in that restaurant drinking wine to
have the Weinstein idea. Any argument serious, and no judge

(39:01):
will side with you. What's what's that, Brody? This is
like Watson telling Thomas Edison it's dark. So he invented
the light bulb. But now credit credit was the guy
that invented electricity and had it stolen from him by
Thomas Edison. I'm Tesla, I'm Tesla. Congratulations. All right, let's
move on. He's a victim. Now we gotta move on.

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This is getting bored. We got to talk about the
iHeart Radio Music Festival, which, by the way, invented by
Nate because he was there when they came up with
the idea. So now he's saying it's the it's it's
called Nate's I Heart Radio Music Festival. It's going on.
It's a team Mobile Arena, Las Vegas Beautiful Arena. September,
presented by our Marquis partner, Capital One, and if you
have a Capital one card, you have first cricket tickets.

(39:44):
I'm gonna tell you how to get them in just
a second now, Kesa, keslat Tesla over here. Uh actually,
Kesha was here yesterday and announced the lineup cold Play.
Can you imagine this lineup on one concert bill? Cold Play,
The Weekend, DJ Khaled, Chris Stapleton, Lord Kings of Leon,

(40:06):
Big Sean Pink, Miley Cyrus thirty seconds to Mars Nile Horn,
David Ghetta, Thomas Rhett, Harry Styles and Kesha. That does
not suck as a lineup at all. This is gonna
be amazing. What a show. Here's how it works. If
you want to be first in line to get your tickets,
Capital one card holder pre sale starts next Tuesday, ten

(40:28):
am Pacific one pm Eastern. Ticket supplies are limited. Grab
your Capital one card and visit I Heart radio dot
com slash Capital one and purchase your tickets before they
run out. All the information about the I Heart I'm
Sorry our I Heart Radio Music Festival at i heart
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exclusive opportunities to hang out with us at the I

(40:51):
Heart Radio. I'm sorry our I Heart Radio Music Festival.
It's gonna be incredible. I can't wait. Excited. Yeah, we
all go in say, well, we haven't gotten the invite yet,
but babe, it'll come. We'll see if they invite us
this year, every envelope that comes to your house opened
it up in hope, just hope it's that magic ticket,

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the Golden ticket. Absolutely all right, it's now time for
the headlines sponsored by Elvis Duran's Weinstein. No, not at all,
all right, what's going on? All right? After the Senate
Republican healthcare bill lost support, Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell
began pushing for a repeal now replaced later plan, but

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now three Republicans say they cannot support it, so that
effectively kills the plan, as Republicans would now be under
the minimum number of votes needed to move that proposal forward.
A melting glacier has revealed the bodies of a Swiss
couple who went missing during World War Two. A worker
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the couple left their six to go milk their cows.
They were never seen again. Their children say that the
news is a relief. This is your hourly reminder to
take a deep breath. And you know, being angry, that's
being hungry and angry as a result. Well, now there's flangry,
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(42:20):
not getting enough sleep affects people's ability to have a
positive attitude. So, in other words, you're negative, you're irritable,
and you're slangry. Another reason to get some sleep. Sleep, sleep,
you need sleep excellent. Okay, A way back Wednesday, phone
tap from Scary on the way. I thought we're gonna

(42:42):
usually vote on these. You did, Scary voted on it
any one? All right? So which one are we doing? Oh?
This is when we haven't had in a while. This
is what we're gonna take the dust off of this one? Okay,
which one is it? It's called come clean the old
Smelly apartment, The old smelly apartment. Phone taps your way
back Wednesday phone tap coming up next. I've done Elvis

(43:03):
before in the morning show. New Trident Gum is now
bursting with more flavor. There's so much flavor in each
piece of Trident it will shock your taste buds. New
Trident gum. Now, Yes, it is National hot Dog Day.
Never tell we tell you it's National whatever day. People

(43:24):
are like, oh my god, let's go out and get
that for lunch. Yeah. I don't hear that many people
say we gotta get a hot dog for lunch. Why
is that? Because it's going to be taken the wrong way,
going to get myself a wiener? What could be that?
Maybe maybe it's hot dogs are more of a like
it's like fruitcake. Yeah, you don't eat a lot of

(43:45):
fruit cakes. So a National fruitcake Today? You're like, I
don't even think I want one today. Have you ever
eaten a fruitcake when it's been given to you as
a gift? Never? I always regifted you know what. They
may be really good. I don't know what it tastes like.
National hot Dog Day? Is anyone planning on having you?
Love fruitcake? Love it? I love it? What is it?
I like eating something that was baked in nineteen fifty two? Okay,

(44:07):
it has history and you can kill someone. I like
the denseness of it. It feels like I'm doing something
constructive with my time. I like the flavor of it.
It's a little like a I don't know, it's got
I like. I like candied fruit for some reason. I
was born nine two years old. Okay, so you really were?
All right? So we gotta try a fruit. I just

(44:27):
want to bite. But anyway, but hot dog Day, I mean,
is anyone planning on going out for lunch and having
a hot dog? Froggy? You are absolutely that's the plan.
My son and I are going to go have hot dogs.
Good because on National Taco Day. I'm there really Yeah.
I love Taco Day. What about you? Yes? Great, team you.

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I'm telling you, man, I was so excited when I
woke up and I found out that it was National
hot Dog Day. You're excited? I cannot wait, I am.
I know exactly what hot dog I'm going to get,
what kind of bun? What I'm on it. I'm so stoked.
I'm on a hot dog day today? Okay? Love it? Good? Yes?
All right? Anyone else having hot dogs today? Yes? This

(45:09):
is great. It's also National Dacri Day? Who's having a dacie?
You know we are We are accustomed to drinking frozen Dacris.
That's not the original Dacary. I'm shocked when you said this.
I didn't know that the original Dacri is. Actually, you
ask any great, great bartender or great uh you know,
someone behind the bar, and they'll they'll tell you when

(45:32):
to know the original Dacri is. Actually it has a great,
great history. What is it? I have the recipe? Well,
here we go. Um. So it's light rum, lime juice
and simple syrup. It's sweet a cocktail shaker with ice cube.
They shake it like a like a polaroid picture. Exactly,
it's not it doesn't come out of a machine or

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you don't you don't freeze. It is great, yes, scary.
What's up? So do kabasis and schnitzel's and rats and
worsts all qualify under the National Hot Dog Gay Umbrella. Well,
I think schnitzel isn't a weener schnitzel, But you're thinking
of wiener schnitzel. Yeah, that not that. Rats, rats. You

(46:17):
know what I'll tell you at a barbecue, I will
make the kibosa first and caught it up in little
pieces and serve it as appetizes, with a little toothpicks
in it. And then we will also still have the
hot dog, and you'll have high sodium levels. Will The
question is are those hot dogs? Hot? Dog? To me?

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Is just a good old weener in a bum Now,
I don't It doesn't in my book, it doesn't count.
No sausage. I really, we really are breaking this down.
I think it's got to be a hot dog. Yeah.
I thought it has to be a tubula tubular thing
with Casey. No, No, I don't know. Look at a
Steaksteak is not a hot dog, and that's that's tube steak.

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And there has to be an National Sausage Day. Were
twelve years old, al right now not all of us.
Sausage Day is October eleven. We have to October eleven
for sausage Day. You need a hot dog today, okay? Dog?
And National broad Day is August sixteen. When when look

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that out? Anyway, Well, let's move on. We're really going
on and on about this. It's National hot Dog Day. Enjoy.
National horse Radish Month is July, so get ready for
horse Radish Month. I love horse Radish. What Bethany National veenis.
Schnitzel Day is September ninth. I'm in Bethany said that

(47:44):
she was born howled. So we're just texted and saying
your name should be Bethany Button. Yeah, anyway, corn by
My corn dogs are not hot dogs, totally different hot dog.
Don't the hot dog covered in something? Hot dog includes
the bun, doesn't it? A hot dog isn't just a wiener.

(48:06):
It's like saying a hamburger, Patty is a hamburger. It's not. No,
that's a hot dog. It's just in a different hot dogs. Yeah, Nope,
it can be a corn dog. Is a corn dog? Yes, Bethan, Yes,
Bethany Button. National corn Dog Day is March seventeen. It
has its own different day, alright, so obviously the people,

(48:28):
it's the calendar company. Now speaking of corn dog, so
I know you can buy that because it's on stick.
Have you ever had pancake on a stick? Oh my gosh,
they served as at the baseball game. It's it's a
sausage like a you know what, a pancake wrapped around
it and it's got a little bit of syrup and
he's shove it in the microwave. I love that. I

(48:49):
vote for that. It needs its own day. Today's Tomorrow's
National Fortune Cookie Day? Does every food have a day?
I hope? So. You know when people think fortune cookies
are Chinese, they're actually they were invented in San Francisco, California.
They are they are Californian. Yes, Bethany, National pancake Days
March seven, I know, but not right wrapped on a stick? No,

(49:10):
that's the different day. What stick day? When it eats
its own day? What scary text just came in and
said all hot dogs are sausages, but not all sausages
are hot dogs? Very very good, Yes, Bethany National something
on a stick Day is March birthday? May we celebrate
this year and everything on a stick? This is so

(49:32):
much fun. What about dumplings? When are dumpling days? This
is great? Well, you know Bethany's looking it up. I'm sorry.
Dumplings Day is September seventeenth. Oh my gosh, we have
lots of days ahead of I'm so full. My stomach
is growling sushi? What about sushi days? About? All right?
What are we doing here? We have to play? The

(49:53):
answer is meat that's on the way. As requested by Bethany,
she raised her hand and requested we play. The answer
is meat. Okay, that's on the way. Uh it's National
Dacary Day, It's National hot dog Day, so you know,
do with it as you will. Way back Wednesday, phone
tap from Scary el Dan Elvis durand phone tap. I

(50:14):
was lucky enough to listen to this phone tap yesterday
as it was being prepared, and I gotta say, great job, Scary,
Scared in a great job. We've had some really great
phone taps, y'all. The email tells us my co worker
Angela recently moved out of her apartment in Brooklyn and
never really got along with the landlord. Please phone tap
her and pretend you're the brother of the landlord and

(50:36):
you're taking over the vacant apartment and question her on
why she left it in such a messy state. Trust me,
this girl has a very short fuse. Okay, this comes
to us from Verity. Alright, Verity, here he comes. Scary
is going to phone tap your co worker Angela. Scary
plays the part of Carlo, the landlord's brother who will
be moving into the apartment. Let's listen in, shall we.
Here we go? Hello, Yeah, Angela, how you doing? My

(50:59):
name is call Oh you don't know me? Um, I'm
actually Mariam Blue Num brother. Yeah, you occupied her apartment
over there. Oh okay, yeah, I'm moving back from Florida.
I'm moving into the empty apartment. And I had asked
who had the apartment before it was vacant, and she
had directed me over to you. Did you know that

(51:22):
you left that place like a pig sty? You know what,
excuse you? I don't leave any place I live as
a pig sty. So I think you need to relax
yourself with the words you're using. Okay, okay, that's fine,
that's fine. I just want to know what happened to
the wall that was cracked behind the radiator. There was
some day, so am I wondering about that? Also? As

(51:43):
I lived there for six years, this happened before you. Okay,
First of all, if you look in the ceiling or
the cracks, I repaired that. Buddy, Well, you did a
sloppy job. You could tell the contractor to do that. No,
but I got on the ladder with the sackle and
I did it. The place smells like cat urine. Okay,
they're out of hand. You're just ridiculous. Now, why are
you talking crap? Because I'm just moving in there. Now

(52:05):
that's not my fault. Are you sure you didn't trash
the place up? And just be like, I'm just getting
out of here. You kidding me? You are kidding me,
because you know what, I have respects with people, in
respect people's stuff. I can't believe my sister would rent
to animals. Then you must have been living because I'm
not an animal, buddy. She said, you cracked the window.
I cracked the wind with her head. What I cracked
the window with? Yeah? You and your who's in there

(52:25):
with you? What did you have? Your damn business? None
of your damn business? Okay, you and your Brooklyn attitude?
You are? You know what have you? I've never seen
you once at that house where you come in wood work.
I'm coming from Florida and I'm gonna sue your ass.
You're gonna sue me, Okay, bring it on. Okay, you're
just being ridiculous right now. Where are you living? Now,
I'm going to tell you, go find me, buddy, Go

(52:48):
find me. I bet you're probably mouching off your parents again,
of my parents, Yeah much, Honestly, you don't know, you
don't know. You go cracking another case of gum there
huh huh yeah, uh huh, yeah, I got attitude. All right? Yeah,
what are you twelve? You must be twelve. I'm dealing
with an idiot. Okay, yeah, then you must be looking
in the mirror. Oh, it's so funny, like that's gonna

(53:11):
hurt me. Boo hoo. Okay, what do you What do
you want from me? What are you calling him? I
want money? I want money to replay? Want what money?
You know what? I was a great tennant. It was
lucky to have me and my family in that house.
I don't know where you're coming somebody. Why does the
place stink like a zoom? What are you talking about it?
Months later? What are you talking about? It stinks in there.

(53:31):
It's like it's like to get out of it, because
when I lived there didn't stink. Okay what the phone
went out? Would say again? Speak up, buddy? What about
the carpet stains? Where did those come from? Okay, listen, buddy,
that's my carpet. All right, my compet I need earplugs
because your voice annoying. Then don't call here again. If

(53:52):
Maria had a problem with me, she should quote she
is the landlord. You are not the landlord, you are nothing.
The least you could do is get down on your
knees and scrub your cats be out of my carpet.
Are you kidding me? I'm gonna come back and help
you clean the house. I ain't did it. I an't
clean that house. Every floor was vacuumed, That fantom was
a math. You could up the floor and the toilet.
Don't you dare dare try tell me no, I did

(54:14):
it myself, just for a little while. Give me a hand.
You just got one from me. If you seriously just
spent a couple of hours helping me clean the place
to help you, I know the location. When do you
want me to be this? I leave my job now?
You will? You know what you have some set to
even call me and even try to say that you're

(54:34):
saying and the fact that you disrespected my cat. You're
gonna catch a beating just for that. Angela, no listening, Carlo,
Do you want to hear something? I'll let you know
what you want to hear that this is his phone tap?
Are you kidding? No? Whom you speaking? This is scary Jones.
Every day my way to work and my window was busted.

(54:58):
But don't you dance about cat it. I ain't having that.
I have an idea for a phone tab. Go to
Elvis Durand dot com. Click on the phone tap tab,
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(55:23):
radio show Want Together and we're gonna stopt. In the
morning show, Scary is up in arms over his online stories.
You're gonna talk about snap stories versus, He says, this
is causing a dilemma. He's got to choose between story.
I mean, because you got Instagram Instagram Story, which tried

(55:44):
to bite off a Snapchat because Snapchat was the original
story right with video and pictures. But now Instagram came
along and tried to do it better. And now so
I think this, like, do you add to each one
each day or do you just focus on one and
not the other. I I find myself snapping a Snapchat
story and then copying it over to Instagram for Instagram Story.

(56:04):
It just seemed like a lot of work. How much
work keep up with both. Well, now you gotta keep
it with He's gotta dug both. But now Snap is
doing that. It's like a whole minute of ten second increments. Yeah,
they're releasing like multi Snap, So it lets you create
up to a minute of video by separately recording up

(56:24):
to ten seconds at a time, and then it kind
of combines them all together and then edits them together. Yeah,
and then you can go back and edit a specific
part of um a photo as well with a new
editing feature. There scary feels he has to tell this
story across all platforms or the story won't be told
to the masses. Is that basically what? That's pretty much
what I'm saying. I'm like, wait, a second half of
my audience isn't gonna see it. My audience half of

(56:46):
the people follow, and if they don't see it, it
didn't happen. Yeah, exactly. Okay, Well let's get both halves
of your audience. I want to get you a hobby.
But I just don't know if this is goodness great?
Which one? Are you getting more action on Instagram Story
or Snapchat? I get more action on Instagram Story, but

(57:07):
I feel like my stories are better on Snapchat because
the people appreciate them more. The christy look, this is
actually scary has a very valid point. If you're if
you're as in as scary, you you you're it's a conflict. Yeah,
but the market tool, the market tool is better in
Instagram Story, but the Snapchat filters are better on Snapchat.

(57:28):
But I do like the location thing they've added on
Instagram Story. And now with can you imagine being scary?
Scary's head is about to explode. Scary if you catch
somebody doing something in real time, do you say stop?
I've got to decide which social media platform I want
to put you on. Give me one second. He has
had me repeat the same conversation three different times so

(57:49):
he can tighten it up for Snapchat. A thought here, maybe, look,
first of all, you have so much fun telling your
stories on snap and instead just have fun doing it
and don't don't let it bring it down, brother, it
really is. It's bringing it down. It's problem though I'm having.
But now it's a good problem to have. But now
that you can record up to a minute on Snapchat, Elvis,

(58:12):
this is revolution every this morning that the features coming
out because you can only do that on Instagram no,
it is a big deal. I'm not saying it's not,
but I'm just saying, you know, just have fun with it.
Don't don't worry about it. It's good think about it
too much. I don't think these are things you should be,
you know, wanting to to jump off a bridge about.
And I like, there's so much social Like, there's so
many different platforms. I kind of think of them as clubs.

(58:33):
So like, I have people who only follow me on Snapchat,
and so I like to do something different for them
versus Instagram, Like all like you hold different. Yeah, you're like,
you're in my special Snapchat people. You get this. Look
at my Instagram people, you get this. I love this text.
These are the troubles of Scary and other teenagers teaching teens. Hey,

(58:57):
young men and women, let's talk about stuff scary. It's okay,
but you know it's okay. I know, I'm just scary.
Sounds like a twelve year old explaining Snapchat change. Some teens.
Do you want to wrap about the real issues like
drugs and other stuff that's whack? Some people, Oh my god.
Some people are saying that Instagram stories are better to post.

(59:20):
You know, I don't just choose it, but don't. My
point is you're losing sleepover scary. Facebook has has Facebook
has a story feature now too. Are you not using that? No?
It's in scary world. That's for grandmother's Okay, okay, Hello Natalie.
So Scary followed you on Instagram and once you followed
him back, he unfollowed you. I'm so sorry. What did

(59:44):
you do something? Did you do something offensive to Scary?
I like a couple of pictures and he just unfollowed. Man,
are you over sixteen? That could be the reason. Right, Well,
sorry about that. Thank you for thanks for thanks for

(01:00:07):
checking us out. Have a good day, Hello, nor, thanks
for listening. What's going on with you? Nor? Oh my god?
I can't be him on Hello lady? Hello? So you're
a difference between Snapchat stories and Instagram is what? Yes?
So pretty much I'm piggybacking off of what Bethany was saying.
So I definitely have a different audience on each and
I feel like Snapchat is more so for like the

(01:00:28):
stupid posts that I put up of like my morning
coffee or like something just very very dumb. Snapchat is
more fun and like just whatever. Right, But then Instagram
is more so for things that didn't make it to
my actual Instagram posts that are you know, they're they're
cool posts, but they didn't make it exactly to like
my actual Instagram page. Okay, so everyone has a different

(01:00:49):
way to make the decisions where it goes like it'll
be in the Instagram basket or I'll put it in
the snap basket. Yeah, you know where is that a
new app that's a social media platform? It's up your app?
Up your app? All right, Nora, thank you for listening. Yeah,

(01:01:10):
it's like so much thought goes into it. Just it's ridiculous.
Just have fun with it. Just have fun with what No, no,
we're really done with that. Uh, just had fun with it. Scary,
You're good. One thing I do like to do is
if I'm doing Instagram Live, that's me is like a
super secret special club because sometimes when you first start,
there's like two people following you, and that's when I

(01:01:31):
tell secrets. And then when more and more people start
to join that I tell fewer and fewer secrets. So
if you get the notification that Bethany's doing Instagram Life,
you better get on fast. The secrets already told. Alright,
So here in New York Broadway. In our own backyard,
we have just incredible, incredible artists, performers, entertainers, whatever you
wanna call it. Great writers, great stories, great music. There

(01:01:54):
is a show called In and of Itself. I first
heard about this from a friend of mine who saw it,
and I wish I could get him to give me
an answer, but I can't find him. Unbelievable. It's really
this one guy who is a magician, but they're saying
just calling him a magician is not doing him justice.
His name is Derek Delgadio, and they're saying he comes

(01:02:16):
out and does incredible illusions. But at the same time,
this show in and of itself is this thing that
makes you feel and makes you see things and read
look at yourself in a mirror. I don't know. The
thing is the people who right the reviews use all
this flowery descriptive text that it makes no sense to me.

(01:02:40):
Just tell me what it's about. Yeah, like it's described
on the website. It's it's like, oh, sorry, I'm been
pulling it up right now. Do you remember what they
said about it? Oh? The story reveals the illusion of
one's identity in Derek Delgadio's modern allegory. Okay, so okay,
what does that mean? So anyway, so I got ticket.

(01:03:00):
We're all going and I have and I invited Danielle
and her husband Sheldon, and invited Bethany plus whoever she
wishes to bring. So we have this extra seat. Well,
Bethany has an extra seat to do with. She could
use it to put her purse on if she wants,
or she can invite a bow, she can invite whoever

(01:03:20):
she wants, a friend, whatever you want to do. So
what do you want to do with your seat? I'm
kind of curious. It's Sunday night. Well, so I want
somebody on the show to come along. If I'm not
going to bring a friend, which it looks like a
bunch of my friends are all not available, so I
think it should be someone on the show. I want
to auction it off. I want to make a little
extra side cash for this, because I have some expenses
that are coming up. All right, you're gonna scalp You're

(01:03:44):
gonna make You're gonna scalp Elvis's ticket. No, it's not
my ticket. I gave it to her. She can use
it as she as she wishes, so I will start
the bidding at fifty dollars. I know Nate wants to go.
I know Scary wants to go. If you don't, you
don't me tell you that's a lot more than that.
I'll start. I'll start it. I'm starting the bidding. Buy

(01:04:07):
you just sold it? Oh no, I didn't need to
sell it. Retract this old, retract this hold. Okay? Does
anyone want to his fifty dollars for this seat? That
cost a lot more of five? Good? No, no, okay,
we'll take fifty cents. Okay, we'll be here all day.
Fifty six sixty sixty dollars, big gun, screw you seventy

(01:04:30):
seventy dollars to Captain Humble? Do I see be Humble? Who?
Senior Uni brow seventy five? Oh my gosh, see here seven?
I hear you signed? Do you want to fly in
for it? I'm I'm already outdid at this point Nathaniel

(01:04:52):
eighty eight? Great? Do you invited you yesterday for free
and you turned it down. But now it's going for
a good cause. And I know that Scary what's going
into Bethany's pocket. She's gonna spend it on her bill.
I still don't. It'll be kind of fun. If I
put a hundred Scary really wants to go, He's gonna

(01:05:13):
go over. You're I'm boosting it. You're jacking up the
progress hundreds und I'll give you a hundred bucks. You
guys should stop now and make it pay for it. No,
that doesn't count. Yes it does. If it does, it does.
Hundred dollars dollars Great Tea, hundred dollars for the ticketing.
I know I pulled back to back. So to the man,

(01:05:38):
you've been hundred dollars. You have to pay her hunt
all take that. But no does not No, but I
didn't want to do that. You have to pay me
a hundred dollars. You've been on it and you get
to you just want a ticket for for free. That's
still a very good pross. Actually, I have an idea
for Great Tea. So he can give me the hun

(01:06:00):
do dollars. Now it's his ticket. He can start the
auction over with these two things. You want to go
and make back some of you you can make fifty back.
Does anybody want to Tickety Scary? I just found tickets
for fifty three dollars. Let you, and I go, all right,
so you're stuck with your hundred totally knew this is
gonna happen on this one, and you set yourself up.
But you know, I was trying to do it for fun.

(01:06:22):
You read me what I was gonna do. It's like
going on eBay and sill bidding your own items and
then you get stuck with it. That's exactly what you
just did. Froggy's right. You go into eBay and you
start bidding on your own item thinking other people are
gonna pay more, and they don't, and you're stuck with it.
You're you, oh, bethany one hundred dollars. But I didn't
want to do that at all. You did it, and
I talked to someone on the side somewhere. No, just

(01:06:43):
let you know. You can sell it now and see
what you can get back back. Okay, So is this
is this Lipika? Yes, welcome to the show. You heard
what great t just did. He just bought a seat
for one hundred dollars and he didn't mean to do it. Okay,
So you went to see in and of itself and
so in Layman's terms, because I don't understand all these

(01:07:06):
descriptions on the in these fancy articles. What is this
show about? It's more than a magic show, right, It's
more than a magic show. It's more it's basically compares
um certain aspects of your life, to say, a magic trick. Right.
So throughout it's a series of magic tricks, and essentially
it's like you're telling you a metaphor about life, whether
it can be an object, and then out of nowhere

(01:07:28):
you don't see it coming. It turns into an illusion
of some sort, and it's basically about how you are
so much more or life is so much more than
what it seems. You know, there's so much more to it,
and it makes you look more at yourself and the
people around you and what layers that make them who
they are. I've heard this show is totally moving, and
it's it's worth every penny, be it fifty three hundred

(01:07:51):
dollars or however much you spent, it's worth every penny
to go see it. It's something everyone should give it,
give a shot with. Yeah, my husband's a magicidence, so
I took it. I took him there for his birthday
and he said it was the best show he's ever seen.
And I bet you loved it so much. He took
you home and sawed you in half, but he put

(01:08:14):
you back together. That's the all right, thank you so much.
I appreciate it. Thanks for listening to us. All right,
So in and of itself. If if living here, if
traveling through New York City, get a ticket, we'll give
you a full review Monday. Now, scary, you're gonna buy
the ticket from Greg t. Yeah, I'll buy the ticket
off you for thirty bucks. That know that I'm losing seventy.

(01:08:36):
We're not losing a hundred. Now, this is a if
you're not going to go to the show, this is
a better deal than he's doing it on purpose. Because
I have to take the deal. There's got to be
somebody to keep me out. I get one, keep going,
keep going, God concerned, I'm not going to get my hundred,

(01:08:59):
Hill makes give it to hold on at the very
at the very core of this all you owe her dollars.
That's the first transaction that needs to be taken care
of before you can sell a ticket to anyone else.
This is so ridiculous. That's we just need to go
off the air and I need to talk to you
guys about what need to talk about unless you want
to rescind your offer, which means that I can give

(01:09:21):
it to Scary for the seventy five that you want to.
I want to reid. Yes, somehow it is your ticket.
You can do what every and she knows that she
holds out t ain't pay and so she's got to
do it. I wouldn't like stiffer like that. I wouldn't
do that. I would do it. Okay, all right, but
I want to rescind do that. What you just said, Okay,
we gotta move on. We gotta move on. Figure it out.

(01:09:42):
But you know, there's a lesson learned here. Don't start
bidding on things that you don't intend when you go
to those those auctions with the paddles and accidentally, sorry
I was just yawning. We have attorneys saying I was
waving to a friend. So you just bought a new car.
Lesson learned. I'm never coming in the studio again. So

(01:10:05):
we're all winners here, all right. Look in the next studio,
Scotty b is deep throwing a banana. Look look look
at that. My god, No reflect their al right, congratulations
hundred dollars for that? Anyway, what that was aggressive. It

(01:10:28):
was make a little jealous. Now, uh, attorneys are texting
and saying it's a legally binding contract, but it is
Bettany's business decision. If she wants to let you out
of this, you guys discuss it later. Danielle, what's going on?
A quick apology? I said that Judge Aaron Judge hit
a home run last night. Actually was not Judge. It
was dere glorious at the Yankee game. At the Yankee Games,

(01:10:50):
and we said Tom's River, New Jersey. It's not Tom's River,
New York. So there you go. Okay, So let's talk
about what did you get right? I say, I was
like farting all over the place too, and you know
how I feel like apologize. What's going on? Let's talk
about the cool things that celebrities do. Like Ryan Reynolds.
He took his time out of his day on the
set of dead Pool Too to face time with a

(01:11:11):
terminally ill five year old boy. The kid's name is Daniel.
He was recently diagnosed with a inoperable brain tumor. He
only has a few months to live and he is
a huge Marvel fan. Ryan is his hero, and he
got to talk to him and make this kid's day.
So brought tears to my eyes, goose bumps and love
and stuff like that. Uh. Drake still getting paychecks from

(01:11:32):
his days on Degrassi The Next Generation. So, Alvis, how
much do you get when you get the check for
die Hard with a Vengeance in the matter, We'll go
a check for three dollars the other day. Drake gets
eight dollars and cents from time to time. Okay, so
you know you get more than Drake. No, no, not
always no, okay. Jessica Alba and her hobby, Cash Warren,

(01:11:53):
they're expecting their first child, so congratulations to them. The
second season of the Netflix show Thirteen Reasons Why could
feature Amanda Binds. She is making a comeback. Everything is
going well with her now, Thank goodness. Tonight, Jay Lenos Garage,
you got a little big shots forever young. Uh and
let me see what I second. I think it's Jessica
Alba and Cash Warren's third child. Is it the third child?

(01:12:14):
Because he already has one to child? I said when
I say first child, thank you, thank you, I'm at
their jold say I'm farting all over the place. Let
me get out of here. Wait wait, if you're far,
we should get out of here. That's true, and that's it. Okay,
I've been sleeping with my hand down my pants a

(01:12:34):
lot to rand. In the Morning Show, New Trident gum
is now bursting with more flavor. There's so much flavor
in each piece of Trident it will shock your taste buds.
New Trident gum now bursting with more flavor. It's the

(01:12:57):
scene of the crime I want That was cross. Oh
my god. I love you guys, I hear you every morning.
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yes we did. We

(01:13:18):
announced the lineup for our I Heart Radio Music Festival.
It's going down September the Team Mobile Arena in Las Vegas.
But also don't forget we have the day Time Village,
which is happening in another location outside in Las Vegas.
We have a whole other show there, the whole festival,
and we have our own private Elvis Duran viewing suite

(01:13:40):
with air conditioning and cocktails and bathroom. And then one
lady that shows up and throws up every year year
and though that was good to get good, she gave
us a year off. That's a bonus. Live on one
stage presented by our marquee partner, Capital One. We've got
imagined this show. Don't let these names go by without
letting it register in your mind. Okay, this is our show,

(01:14:02):
cold Play The Weekend, DJ Khaled, Chris Stapleton, Lord Kings
Of Leon, Big Sean, Pink, Miley Cyrus, thirty seconds to Mars,
Nile Horn, David Getta, Thomas Rhett, Harry Styles, and Kesha

(01:14:24):
our special guest, Kesha Crazy. That's not even including the
daytime Village concert and the special guests that they always
add at the last minute that half the time they
don't even tell you about the s and also the
collaborations you'll never know. You may see thirty seconds to
Mars hop on stage with Harry Styles and Pink. You know,
you don't know. The thing I just realized is that

(01:14:45):
thirty seconds to Mars, thirty seconds to Mars are going
to be there, which means that Jared Letto is going
to be there, which means that you are going to
get entranced by his blue eyes again and you will
be useless to us for three days. Okay, just letting
you know, if you ever you have a chance to
hang out with Jared Letto or just shake his hand,
say hi. He will flirt with you. He flirts with
everyone that That's very smart on his part because it

(01:15:07):
gets people to pay attention to him and continue to
talk about him all the time. It's a weekend of
music you'll never experience again. Two nights on one stage
and of course the daytime village as well. September in
Las Vegas. Now, Capital one card holders, we have a
pre sale for you starting next Tuesday at ten am
Pacific one pm Eastern. Ticket supplies are limited. To grab

(01:15:30):
your Capital one card, visit I heart radio dot com
slash Capital one and purchase your tickets before they run out.
So excited about our I Heart Radio Music Festival. I
gotta be honest about something. When we first started doing
the I Heart Radio Music Festival, we all flew out
to Vegas and they said, Okay, here's your stage. Okay,
here's all your stars, bigger the biggest stars in the business.

(01:15:53):
And we looked at each other, wh what do we
do now? We knew we could pull it off, but
a lot of it was just like, Okay, never done
it before, Let's just do it. And it was the
most incredible experience ever and every year it changes and
we become more and more more into it and understanding
it more and more. But but it throws us curveballs

(01:16:15):
when we're backstage putting the live broadcast together. It's different
every year, and it's so great to come together with
our I Heart family flying in from all corners of
the earth. That's one of my favorite parts, seeing all
the different DJs that we know and love from all
over the place and in one place we get to
hang out with everybody in all different kinds of music.
You've got country, E, d M, you have you know rock,

(01:16:37):
you have got hip hop, You've got everything on one stage.
It's just an incredible event to witness as you will,
and an incredible event to give to you. So I
Heart Radio were so we could not be more proud.
This is our this is our big night. Two nights
and one day. I heard radio dot Com for all
the info we're about to get into a sound with Garrett.

(01:16:58):
He's got some great stuff for you, including Oldie, an
old song which is back in a new way from
our friend Cisco. Where has he been? Wait till you
hear this? Also, I think by request, Bethany wants us
to play. The answer is meat. The answer is meat,
all right. It's the easiest game to win. It's a

(01:17:24):
matter of fact. If you want to know how to win,
sure fire way to win. It's in the title of
the game. The name of the game is. The answer
is meat. All right? Call us now to play. The
answer is meat. Hundred great tea. We've got a role here.
But you know, I don't want to take it too

(01:17:45):
much of your time. Okay. You always get really frustrated
when we play this game. That's exactly why I came
back in here. I just want to say, for the record,
I have asked you, guys, and you have said, Okay,
we're not gonna do it anymore. But I'm telling you
I still don't understand exactly how the game goes because
it really makes no sense. The answer is me. But
it doesn't make any sense because that that's not how
the answer. Okay, here we go. Let let me give

(01:18:06):
you a sample question before we get into sound with Garrett,
and I'd like our listeners to please listen closely. Go ahead,
who okay, ready to play? The answer is me? I
absolutely am. Who is the Vice President of the United States,
Mike Pence? No, but the answer is me, so call
us now I'm leaving. I can't. It's so frustrating. I

(01:18:32):
don't I don't get it. We give you answer. The
answer is I get it. I understand. Don't you don't
get it? Okay, ready to finish this phrase? Please Philly
cheese blank, Philly, she steak. That's Philly, she steak. No,
the answer it's not. This is ridiculous, right, Okay, please

(01:18:58):
kick yourself out. Don't get good. We're done with you.
We were done with you before you were done with us.
He said, an angry little man. You know he piss
when he kicks himself out of the studio. That never happens.
I know. We gotta get him like that again. All right,
Here we go into sound with Garrett as people call
in to play the answers meat, yes, Garrett, Yes, all right.

(01:19:20):
Let's start with America's Got talent from last night. Listen
to nine year old Angelica hele Do Alicia Keys girl
on Fire. She's nine years old, nine years old, nine

(01:19:46):
years old, America's got talent. All right, Let's let's talk
a little sports for a second. New Jersey Governor Chris
Christie went to the Mets game last night, and uh,
he caught a foul ball, which is very hard to
do when you go to a baseball game. He got
got booed by everyone at City Field. So these are
the announcers talking from St. Louis Cardinals on Fox Sports

(01:20:06):
Midwest describing what went down. Yeah, and they just describe it,
but you can actually hear it. Look at it. And
a souvenir for Chris Christie, are you kid mean about that?
You just noticed him? You're who? Are you hot? I'll
tell you you justice thing between endings and what do

(01:20:29):
you know? He gets the ball left handed catch. They
don't like when I used to see him get from
the beach here to the ballpark. I find him entertaining.
Yes anyway, yes? What else? All right? So the song
that has taken over our lives, Bethany loves it best Desposito.

(01:20:51):
I've never heard the song. How else could we cover
this song? Right? So a woman recorded her husband snoring
four years in a row. Recorded it. I wanted to
show friends doctors. Then she told the internet, hey, what
can you turn this into? So listen to the Desposito
snoring remake that video Elvis dran dot com. Alright, alright,

(01:21:26):
let's let's sneak into Froggy's house. Okay, okay, yeah, let's yeah,
let's sneak into Froggy's house last night. So we all
know Froggy loves his dog Rocky, right, yes, Frog, what
do you call your dog? Rock right? Uh? So, thank
you to Lisa, Froggy's wife, for sending in this audio
from last night in Froggy's house. A moment with Froggy

(01:21:48):
and his dog can't be good, actually cursing, get your

(01:22:11):
dog Rocky. I call him Mr effing Rue, Mr. I'm
like sitting around doing nothing. I just talked to him.
And then another little quick sports clip right here. So
Washington Redskin quarterback Kirk Cousins he's renegotiating his contract right
now with the Washington Redskins. Well, they stopped talking because

(01:22:33):
I think I know why he doesn't want to renegotiate,
because the owner, Daniel Schneider, doesn't know his name. They're
calling him Kurt as opposed to Kirk. Kurt is obviously
an important part of our organization. Our goal was to
sign Kirk to a long term contract. We made Kurt
an offer, but despite our repeated attempts, we have not

(01:22:57):
received any offer from Kurts. Well, maybe they made the
offer to a named Kurt yea the wrong guy. His
name was Kirk Kurt Cousins, not Kirk exactly. There's a
guy out there named Kurt Kurs Cousins going, okay, I'll
take I'll take the fifty million, three million dollars getting
led Kurt six sixty nine instead of Kirk. Sorry, So

(01:23:19):
Kirk is only playing for one year with the Washington
Redskins at least for twenty four million dollars. Okay, So
all right, remember the Thong song? Cisco? Right, what has
Cisco been doing to Thong? I have no idea. Well,
thanks to a Norwegian production trio named Juicy, they contacted

(01:23:41):
Cisco and said, hey, can we redo your song? So
Cisco is re releasing the Thong song with a dance
bed behind it. Let me it's back. Here comes to beat.
Great first summer of the Thong song. There you go

(01:24:10):
the video yet? No, I haven't seen the videos. Well
you wouldn't like it, but hot bikini girls because I'm gay, homosexual.
I'm a homosexual. Actually, you know what I do. I
appreciate people. It doesn't matter man, female, whatever, man, woman, girl. Guy,

(01:24:32):
you can't watch that video. It only has scnfully clad model.
It's not fair say I'm not allowed to like that
because you are a homosexual. There will be no men
with their penises out. You are not allowed to watch Froggy.
Thank you. Your answer is meat me Elizabeth. I love
your hair, Elizabeth faulous. She looks fabulous. Anyway, you're shaving

(01:24:58):
a Thank you, Garret, You're a good American. Thank you.
Let's go talk to Ken. Hello, Ken, how are you?
Good morning? Welcome to the Answers Meet. Someone actually sent
a text and saying, this is a stupid game. It
is that's it is. It is stupid. We got you.
You are so perceptive person who said this is a

(01:25:21):
stupid game. I mean, this is not PBS, this is
not all things considered. Let's keep this in mind, all
things considered. Are you good at trivia? Ken? Uh? Kind of?
It doesn't matter because the answers Welcome to the Answers Meet.
Are you ready to play? Okay? Beyonce just gave birth

(01:25:45):
to Oh I don't remember bro? All right, thank you,
thank you, thank you for playing the answer me truth?
All right, Let's go talk to Katie. Hello, Katie, Welcome

(01:26:07):
to the answer is meat. Hello, lay, all right, let's
see how you do. Ready, you get this at eyehop
and you pour syrup over the top. The answer is me. Well,

(01:26:27):
thank you, Katie. What are we giving away to people
who get the answer is correctly to RANTI shirt. All right,
here we go. Let's go talk to Amanda. Hi, Amanda,
welcome to. The answer is meat, lady, Hello lady, Okay, ready.
A popular Chinese food dish is blank and broccoli. I'm

(01:26:53):
gonna go ahead with beef, beef beef. No. The answer
me but thank you. Let's go talk to Marcy. Hi, Marcy,
good morning. I love Fort Marcy and beautiful Santa Fe,
New Mexico. I'll be there for the burning of Zozobra

(01:27:14):
at the end of August of September. It's the original
burning man. All right now, welcome to. The answer is
meet Marcy. Uh ready. Nick Jonas used to be in
this band. The answer is meat, but thank you. I

(01:27:40):
think we're out of We're out of question. Are we
done with the answers and meats? No one's getting them.
I mean, it's a very simple what's wrong with great
great teas? Home? Look at him and he's so mad. Hello,
do you guys understand what's wrong? Great, but that doesn't

(01:28:01):
make any sense. Jonas Brothers. Is the answer? It is?
It is and maybe not maybe the Rocley role the answer,
so we're not playing. The answer is Rice and Brockley.
Someone just texted in in all capital letters. I'm going
to throw my phone out the window. I don't get it.

(01:28:23):
Thank you, Greg, It's always a pleasure. Let's go talk.
Let's let's try a few more. Bob, Hi, Bob, Hi, Bob. Hello, Hey, Bob,
how are you okay? Ready? We just had Greg Tea
on the air. You heard that right, yea, just manufacturing.
Let me connect you with him. Gregory say, how to Bob?
Bob is our next contestant on. The answer is meat.

(01:28:45):
Good okay, Bob. Here we go, Bob. The answer is meat.
Ready all in our morning show, Greg t hosts a
segment called topic Blank. Oh oh, this is a tough one,
but I'm just going to take a shot in the dark.
And the answer is meat. The answer is me. We going.

(01:29:12):
It's a train. It's great. The answer is meat. The
answer is meat, and Bob got it right? Good going, Bob?
Hold on, Greg hold on, but thank you Bob. Congratulations
you want to what are the wins? Congratulations you got
a good look at type fit Alis to RANTI show
the answers meat you win? Meat all right, Bob, thank

(01:29:34):
you very much, thanks for playing. The answer is meat.
You're welcome now. Since I am already the pound owner
of a good looking types and T shirt, I would
be happy if you pass that along to another lucky
Well hold on, Okay, stop the music. We've got to
play another round. Then it's very sweet. Let's go talk.
Let's go talk to Sam. Hi, Sam Elvis. How are
you guys doing it? Are we doing? Okay? Okay, Sam,

(01:29:57):
welcome to The answer is meat. Ready do you which?
Who were you calling from? Sam? From? Okay? What is
the capital of your state? The answer is Hartford? Now meat.

(01:30:22):
Oh my god, no meat for you. That is my
favorite game ever. No Hartford for you. This is the
worst game ever. Dude, Hey, straightening, what's going on? What's

(01:30:48):
wrong with you? No? No, the answers me to say me,
it's me. What's wrong with you? The answers me, the
answers meat. You put your gloves on your hands and
your shoes on your meat. So I just in a
text I want to punch someone in the face. Made
people so mad? Why does the why do they get people?

(01:31:11):
Maybe it's the music. Maybe the music is Stanford is
not the capital of the Hartford. The answer is meat.
That's both wrong and wrong. Wrongs don't make a right.
Do you make a meat? You were awful from this right?
Thank you, Greg. I don't know any other plus to

(01:31:31):
Connecticut The answers meat. I've never seen so many texts
in all caps in my life. People are so mad,
they are angry. Why are you mad? I tell us
about you mad meat, call us zero one. I love
you guys. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Are you single?

(01:31:57):
That's okay? Are you dating on Match? If you're seeing
and not dating on Match, then you're really missing out.
Search and connect for free today only at match dot
com slash Elvis. That's m A T. H dot com
slash Elvis. So they say, when you go in to
kiss someone, you lean your typically, you lean your head

(01:32:19):
to the right. They lean their head to the right,
and you go in. Yeah, I say, throw him a
curve punch ball. Throw them a curve ball and go
in on the left and make it interesting and awkward,
but exactly that's my point. I mean, awkward can be sexy.
But Basili looked at me, the kissing traditionalist. No, god, no,

(01:32:42):
I would never go into the left. You must lead
to the right. I clutched my pearls. I was very
I was a gas could free your mind, like have
Nate and scary to go in for the kiss and
see and scary and no, no, you can't test it.
It's gonna be something you do with some spot in it. No,
web Girl, Kathleen, don't bring the camera here. We're not
gonna have to says Catholics, like, oh my god, Guy

(01:33:06):
on Guy Action, I'm not going there and recording this.
Stop it. It has to be a spontaneous thing. Well,
no one on the show ever spontaneously kisses. It's not
gonna happen during our show. This is not my point.
My point is this, when you get home from work
or school or whatever today and you go in for
your kiss, go in on lean left as they lean
the right, and you'll go in together and it'll make

(01:33:28):
it awkward. But awkward can be fun. But wait a second.
If you go in like this and the other person
is used to you going in a certain way, You're
gonna bump faces. It's just not going to be good
and hurt. It's gonna be it's gonna hurt itself a
bloody nose. I'm not saying you should bounce each other's
faces like an ostrange head. I'm just saying, just why

(01:33:50):
are you overthinking? It's just try now. Another thing is,
can we stop bringing so much food in? Because I'm
feeling my shirt getting a little tight? Can I say
what just happened? Okay, yes, but we aren't. You weren't
even in the room. No, but it made a giggle
really hard over Do you want to tell what happened me?

(01:34:11):
I started? Then you finished. So we started talking about
these farmers pantry cornbread crisps. By the way, I received
a letter from the guy who invented these. Oh yes,
we sold them out on Amazon. Did you see that. Yes,
they're so good, proudly grown in America, these corn break crisps.
I mean they are so good. I mean I don't

(01:34:34):
even know how to describe how great they. You're addicted,
that's the problem. So I said to Nate. I said, Nate,
we have a we have a case in the office
that We've got to get this out of my office.
I'm gonna eat all of them. And I'm not saying
they're bad. I'm gonna say I don't want to eat
a case of them. So I'm minding my own business.
Yesterday we had cheeseburgers in here, and I'm like, damn it,
can we just slow down on the deliveries of food? So?

(01:34:58):
And Nate says yes, well yeah, So I said, okay, sure,
I'll do my best to keep the food out of here.
I don't really have a problem with over indulging. So
I grabbed a bag of cornbread crisps this morning and
I'm eating them. And I'm standing in Scotty studio eating
them out of the bag. You come in and say
give me one, I said, may I have a corn

(01:35:18):
bread crisp? So, being a kind person, I'm like, all right,
you remember what you said about food. I'll give you one.
I gave you one. The problem is you can't just
eat one. You have to. You have to binge, you finish,
you swallow, and you look at me and you say, okay,
give me another one. I'll have another, police may I have?

(01:35:39):
I was Oliver, remembering, remembering what you said yesterday. I
said are you sure and you said yes. I said no.
So you said give me another one and I said no.
You said you don't want any move more food. So
then you look at me, you take a step ford,

(01:36:00):
you hold out your hand like a gun, and you say,
give me a mother, eff and corn bread. Chris, as
straight faced as anybody. I felt like I was being
assaulted the way. I didn't do that. I didn't do it.
You did. No. No, I didn't do the handgun. I
did the Sundrew, would you let me finish? I did

(01:36:20):
the side handgun. You flip it to the it's with
my finger, Andrew, I have a witness. You said this
as straight faced as anybody. You were threatening us. I'm
not saying I didn't say it. I totally admit it.
I've never seen you that way before. It was like

(01:36:41):
a pulpit. I held up my finger like a gun,
and they feel threatened. Your addiction has hurt me in
the following ways. Said give me a mother, eff and
mother any corn bread, pretend finger gun. This is an addiction,
it really is. This is what this is what a

(01:37:02):
bag of things due to me? When you threaten bodily
harm to somebody else as a finger gun, and it's
a it's still very can hurt youse if I poked
your eye out with it, you know. I mean it
was like you were an addict and you were threatening
me for more of whatever drug. You were. On episode

(01:37:28):
of the Office where Michael Scott was doing improv and
he kept getting kicked out of class for bringing in
a fake gun, kicked him out of every scene because
it was a Seriously, when it comes to when it
comes to snack foods, I get a little crazy. He's
got the bag. I gotta tell you, because away from there,

(01:37:49):
I don't know you're gonna eat him. Have one. I
dare you, and I want you to have one and
see if you can stop there. You can't. Are you enjoying?
Are you enjoying your corner? Crisp? Fingerpoints? Give me a
mother cornbread crisp. I lost it, Okay, I lost it.

(01:38:12):
Oh my gosh. I do this with my kids all
the time because they're eating like a potato chips or
something in the back seat. I'll go, hey, give mommy one,
and I put my hand back and they give me one,
and then I eat it and then I go could mommy,
have a couple more. No, you said you wanted. You
can't just eat one? And then you pull over and
you look at them and pay for those chips. I

(01:38:35):
brought you into this world. I'll take you. Well, give
me the trip. Why you put them in front of me?
Now you go? Alright, So that's the thing. We become
a little addicted to snack foods and these are great.

(01:38:57):
Don't don't put the bag near me. It's I didn't
want to get shot. I'll sha with my hand, gut.
I'm scar alright, right, So okay, I know I'm not
alone in this speaking of snacks. Who's been taking the
snickers from under my desk that I haven't? That sounds
like a scary Now somebody in here has been doing it.

(01:39:18):
Everyone's everyone's pointing at Nate. I may have taken two
or three, but those are not yours. And you left
the box open so everyone could see them. So now
everyone's coming over for some sorry are threatening to test
text me and say, hey, could I please have one?
I did text you the one day, but then I
thought that just opened the door. So but those are

(01:39:40):
hers that they are mine? I know, Elvis had he
held up a finger gun to me and said, give
me a snickers. Ready to do the daniel Oh my gosh,
all right out of here. I'm gonna hold my hand
gun up to you by the way goes away. And

(01:40:00):
I just picked them out of the garbage. It's okay.
I'm eating pizza out of garbage cans. What are you
looking at? What are you doing in your in your
your phone camera. I think I bit my cheek when
I'm trying to see if it's bleeding or not bleeding.
The answer is meat. All right, let's get into the
Danielle report. Danielle, alright. So Kendrick Lamar did something so cool.

(01:40:23):
He gave a quadriplegic fan a wheelchair accessible van to
help her get around. He also gave her an autographed
jacket and a special note that said, thank you for
always supporting me. You're an inspiration. You're strong, you're positive,
you're kind, you're beautiful. For all the years of inspiring me,
the least I can do is make sure you're comfortable
driving the city. A gift from me to you. You're

(01:40:43):
always appreciated. That is awesome. I love it. So this
just in Desposito. Guess what it's the most stream song
in history of streaming. Why did not do that? Why
did not take over? Take that away from me? You asked,
don't ask if you don't want to shove another chip
in your mouth and be quiet. Wait a minute. To

(01:41:06):
be perfectly fair, you did ask, but I didn't know
you knew the answer. Brodie just gave me the well,
you know, Brodie, shut up. Oh my god, you need
a chip. I'm gonna pull a finger gun on him. Okay,
it's not about Jim Henson. So I have been telling
you guys, all kit right, how Kermit the show? Would
you like? Go ahead? I'm kidding, okay, So you know

(01:41:28):
how Kermit, the original Kermit the Frog, the one that's
been that took over after Jim Henson. He got fired
and we didn't know who did the firing. What we
find out now was Jim Henson's daughter that did the firing.
She said that the guy had been portraying the character
as a bitter, angry, depressed victim and she did not
want that. She said he hadn't been funny in years,
and that was it for Kermit the Frog. The show

(01:41:48):
must go on even if you throw up in the lobby.
Jennifer Lawrence was sitting at a Broadway show and during
a performance she felt it come on, ran out to
the lobby and for up. It was the tummy bug
that her nephews had given her. What a present from
your nephews. Have you read the book? It can be
very intense disturbing. You want to vomit. I can see

(01:42:10):
in a play while have experiencing a stomach bug at
the same time. Okay, okay, really Madonna got a judge
to block an auction because she claims this guy stole
this stuff from her panties. Used pantings. By the way,
Tupac wrote her a letter from prison that was there

(01:42:31):
and a hair brushed with some of her hair in it.
So she's worried about her DNA getting out there. We
know that Mindy Kaling is pregnant with her first child.
I told you that yesterday. She's not going to identify
the father. And David Beckham got a dad Dad's tattoo
on his neck to honor his children. Tonight it's Jay
Leno's garage. You may want to watch that Little Big
Shops Forever Young and lip Sync Battle. Thank you, Danielle.

(01:42:53):
What's hot right now and Elvis dan dot com. Here's
web girl Kathleen and Katy Missy. Yesterday we had our
pal in studio with us and she is incredible. Her
new songs are amazing and she has some very inspirational
words to share with us. The video interview is right
on the homepage. And today is our phone producer Yourritz's birthday.
She just put up a video blog because she's not
sure if she wants to avide her coworkers to her birthday.

(01:43:15):
How rude? Get all this and more Elastan dot com,
Elvis Durand dot com, Elvis Duran in the morning show
our sell every Your birthday today, Happy Birthday, your Ritsa,
thank you so how old are you today? I don't
feel that bad about it anymore? Why should you feel
bad about your birthday? Here's a cake, Happy birthday to

(01:43:41):
Happy birthday, to Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday to
thank you guys. I love you guys. Has lots of allergies,
so it was hard to get a cake that it
was okay for her to eat. But I think the
cheesecake with the strawberries was okay. It's actually my favorite.
Are you lurging? To cheesecake, corse strawberries, no cherry, no cherities, okay,

(01:44:03):
no che so no. I remember when we first met you,
your ritz several years ago. You were always a little
nervous about birthdays. But now you're you're kind of mellowing
out that way. Why well, I think I'm just it's
gonna come anyway, so might as well celebrate it. That's
the twenty three Yesterday I was like that, but today

(01:44:23):
I'm okay. People you say, I don't want to party,
I don't want people to make up. You gotta turn it,
get the presents. That's what I said. The alternative could
be dead. Well. Happy birthday, Thank you so much. I
love you, guys, We love you, loving your Ritz. Now.
It's scary that we were gonna we were going to
do this later, but scary like I really want some

(01:44:45):
cake now. So it's for you. Made it all about him,
Happy Birthday. Scary for him. I'm gonna take you off
for drinks later. Okay, lad Your English teacher must be
listening and going O right anyway, Happy birthday. Yeah, you're
right though, Danielle. Either you can look at it like
it's a problem, and you can look at it like

(01:45:06):
it's a really cool thing. Every birthday. People are gonna
give me stuff, people gonna buy me drinks. You know. So,
uh Kesha yesterday fantastic interview with her. I found out
after the interview with Kesha that she's not really doing
a lot of live interviews. Yeah, and uh so we
were very very very fortunate to have her come in

(01:45:27):
and choose us as one that she would do. This
album of hers. It's coming out August eleventh. I believe
it's called Rainbow. We're hearing unbelievable things about it. You know,
Kesha has gone from a fake fur wearing party girl
to someone whose life has been played out in in
the press, you know, not all good stories and happy stories,

(01:45:49):
but she's learning so much from it, and her music
reflects that this album is going to be unlike anything
we've ever heard. And she seemed like she was in
a really good place yesterday. Her mom was with her,
She just had a really good group of people around her.
Her brother was with her. Yes, her brother was with her.
So um, so it was really good to see her.
Even if yeah, yeah, even if you know, there may
be some still some stuff going on whatever, I don't

(01:46:10):
know the details, but like she just seems like she's
on her way up again and the music will tell
the story. And she's performing at our I Heart Radio
Music Festival, and she announced the entire lineup with cold
Play the weekend. DJ Khaled, Lord, Chris Stapleton, Kings of Leon,
Big Sean Pink, Miley Cyrus, thirty Seconds to Mars, Nile
Horn and Harry Styles will be there. I wonder if

(01:46:31):
they'll hit the stage at the same time. Well, Harry
Styles will be here with us Friday. Maybe we'll ask him.
Thomas Rhett, David Getta and of course special guest kesh
u Uh. If you're a Capital one card holder, you
get first crack at tickets Thursday. This coming through. No, no, no,
next Tuesday. I'm sorry, Next Tuesday, ten am Pacific, one
pm Eastern. So grab your Capital one card, go to

(01:46:54):
I Heart Radio dot com slash Capital one to purchase
your tickets. What's up, Brody? Okay? Nothing? All right? And
there's that. Did we go around the room earlier? Let's
go round the room. We'll start with you, scary. What's
on your mind today? So? I was in an uber
cab yesterday and the guy had an ice cooler with
sodaato chips as an Uber cab and Uber taxi. Yes,

(01:47:14):
I was in the backseat there. Just an Uber isn't
Uber right? Potato chips, Dorrito's gum four, phone charger cables,
a bar bag for Saturday night passengers, a disco ball,
and an iPad with music library. So I I looked
and I said, oh my god, this guy is amazing.
I gotta give him a great review. He had a
four point nine eight out of five stars, which is

(01:47:35):
so hard to achieve. And it just goes to show
you that cream rises to the top. The best people
that you put the most effort in, you're gonna get
the most returned. He even told me had had a
conversation with him. He says that the company's looking at
him to maybe do something corporate with Well, good for
him to be like the guy teaches everybody else the
right way to do it. Hey, what's up with you?
So there are things from your childhood that never grow

(01:47:58):
old and still make you happy. One of them for
me is bendy straws. I love them. Yeah, Mustafa downstairs,
who you know we get our coffee from. He has
started putting Bendy straws in the iced coffee. And yeah,
I still get that little thrill when I'm like and
I bend it down little. Those little tiny things from
your childhood still make me happy. What about you, Daniel,

(01:48:18):
what's on your mind today? Apple doesn't fall far from
the tree. So my son Spencer turns twelve next week.
Twelve years ago, he said, you were just preaching about
not worrying about getting older. I don't worry about that.
He's getting too old. You know, when you're a mom,
you know, he's still my little two year old running around.
And so I said to him, send me you know

(01:48:39):
what you want for your birthday so I can um
order it. He sends me, uh bear covered in blood
that's like a killer teddy Bear. He sends me a
little clown doll and evil clown doll. Like he is
so my child. He wanted a zombie something. I'm like, seriously, kid,
I'm like, you definitely know where you came from. Are

(01:49:00):
you happy about that? Very happy that he's You're happy
your child wants a bloody teddy bear for so happy?
He's going in my footsteps and he wants the horrible
zombie items that his mother would love. You must be
very proud. So proud? Now is your mother proud of
all this going on? Probably not all right, she likes
that stuff. But happy birthday. That's so cool. Spencer, Spencer

(01:49:22):
Presidents only eight up. I'm sorry, hey, Alice, get into
headlines with Bethany Benthany. What's going on with you? Majority
Leader Mitch McConn oh. Sorry. After the Senate Republican healthcare
bill lost support, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell began pushing
to do a repeal now replaced later plan instead, But
now three Republicans say that they can't support that, so
that effectively kills the plan, as Republicans would now be

(01:49:45):
under the minimum number of votes needed to move that
proposal forward. A Chipotle in Sterling, Virginia, had to close
down after multiple customers reported getting sick. However, a food
poisoning expert told Business Insider that it's still safe to
eat at Chipotle. Norovirus outbreaks tend to only happen at
one restaurant location. A melting glacier has revealed the bodies

(01:50:06):
of a Swiss couple who went missing during World War Two.
A worker found the frozen bodies, which had been mummified
in the glacier near several popular ski resorts. Today is
National Hot Dog Day. This is your hourly reminder to
take a deep breath. And if you have a hard
time letting go of stuff and you're kind of on
that edge of becoming a hoarder, According to a new study,

(01:50:28):
there's a simple solution. Take a picture first. Researchers found
that people who were encouraged to take a picture of
something they were reluctant to part with were between fifteen
and thirty five percent more likely to donate sentimental items
security than those who weren't told to take a picture first.
The great idea, pictures take up less space. Well, what's

(01:50:49):
that straight and name it what you want to take
a picture of? Great tea? Wow, dude, there's a special
place people like you. Hell, and there's your news straight.

(01:51:10):
He's a victim again. Be nice. I thought it was funny.
Thank you great teas out there not thinking it's funny.
Look at him? Hey, Greg, t come here. You remember
the other day in the news, Uh, it was rumored
that Taylor Swift was being removed from her New York
City apartment in a suitcase. Well, so great, Tea. We tad.
We told great Tea, Hey, great te this would be

(01:51:32):
a great idea. Let's see if we can have you
removed from the building in a suitcase and see if
anyone notices. So great team brought a big suit case
up and on tomorrow's show, yes, we're going to see
how far we can take you through the streets of
New York in a suitcase. Alright, I'm I'm far that.
I'm amazed at how oh my gosh, do you see
how he spelt your rits on her birthday card? Y

(01:51:53):
E r I T s A y A r I
t z ah god. And then I I can't believe
he's going to actually fit in that suitcase. But I'm
gonna fit in there. But I really misspelled her name,
such a complicated name. Okay, thank you, Okay, So tomorrow

(01:52:16):
a great team, a suitcase and Friday Harry style, something
shownkeys Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Everyone is so
surprised when they see the pictures on my phone, even
the once I've take in low light. Between the excellent
camera and the fact it's dust and water resistant, I'm

(01:52:37):
capturing all my moments this summer with my new Samsung
Galaxy S eight way back Wednesday, Elvis, Elvis durand Elvis
Duran phone tap. I was lucky enough to listen to
this phone tap yesterday as it was being prepared, and
I gotta say, great job, Scary, Scared did a great job.
We've had some really great phone taps, y'all. The email

(01:52:58):
tells us my coworker, Angela, recently moved out of her
apartment in Brooklyn and never really got along with the landlord.
Please phone tap her and pretend you're the brother of
the landlord and you're taking over the vacant apartment and
question her on why she left it in such a
messy state. Trust me, this girl has a very short fuse. Okay,
this comes to us from Verity. Alright, Verity, here he comes.

(01:53:20):
Scary is going to phone tap your co worker, Angela.
Scary plays the part of Carlo, the landlord's brother, who
will be moving into the apartment. Let's listen in, shall we.
Here we go? Hello, Yeah, Angela, how you doing? My
name is Carlo. You don't know me. Um, I'm actually
Mariam brother. Yeah, you occupied her apartment over there? Okay, Yeah,

(01:53:44):
I'm moving back from Florida I'm moving into the empty apartment,
and I had asked who had the apartment before it
was vacant, and she had directed me over to you.
Did you know that you left that place like a pigstie?
Excuse you. I don't leave any place I live as
a pig sty So I think you need to relax

(01:54:05):
yourself with the words you're using. Okay, okay, that's fine,
that's fine. I just want to know what happened to
the wall that was cracked behind the radiator. There was
some d so am I wondering about that? Also? As
I lived there for six years? This happened before you. Um,
it's okay. First of all, if you look in the
ceiling or the cracks, I repaired that, buddy, Well you
did a sloppy job. You could tell and contractor do

(01:54:27):
I how to do that? No, but I got on
the ladder with the spackle and I did it. The
place smells like cat You're okay, they're out of hand.
You're just ridiculous. Now, why are you talking crap? Because
I'm just moving in there now, that's not my fault.
Are you sure you didn't trash the place stuff? And
just be like I'm just getting out of here, kidding me.
You are kidding me, because you know what, I have
respect with people, people's stuff. I can't believe my sister

(01:54:49):
would rent to animals, and you must have been living
because I'm not an animal, buddy. She said, you cracked
the window. I cracked the wind with her head. What
I cracked the window with? Yeah? You and your who
was in there with you? What do you have? Will
you get damn business? None of your damn business? Okay,
you and your Brooklyn attitude? You are? You know what
have you? I've never seen you once at that house
where you come in wood work. I'm coming from Florida

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and I'm gonna sue your ass. You gonna see me, Okay,
bring it on. Okay, you're just being ridiculous right now.
Where are you living now? Huh? Like I'm going to
tell you, go find me, buddy, go find me. I
bet you're probably mouching off your parents again, of my parents.
Yeah much. Honestly, you don't know. You don't know. You
go cracking another case of gum there, huh huh huh, Yeah, yeah,

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I got attitude all right? Yeah? What are you twelve?
You must be twelve I'm dealing with an idiot. Okay, yeah,
then you must be looking in the mirror. Oh it's
so funny, like that's gonna hurt me. Boo hoo. Okay,
what do you What do you want from me? What
are you calling him? I want money? I want money
to do what money? You know what? I was a
great tenant. It was lucky to have me and my

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family in that house. I don't know where you're coming somebody.
Why does the place stink like a zoo? What are
you talking about it? Months later? What are you talking about?
It stinks in there. It's like it's like to get
out of it, because when I lived there, it didn't stink.
Okay what the phone went out? Would say again? Speak up, buddy?
What about the carpet stains? Where did those come from? Okay, listen, buddy,

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that's my carpet. Alright, my cot I need earplugs because
your voice annoying. Then don't call here again. If Maria
had a problem with me, she should quote she is
the landlord. You are not the landlord. You are nothing.
The least you could do is get down on your
knees and scrub your cats pee out of my carpet.
Are you kidding me? I'm gonna come back and help
you clean the house. I did it. I want to

(01:56:38):
clean that house. Every floor was vacuumed. That fantom was Mattha,
the floor and the toilet. You dare, dare try to
tell me no, I did it myself. Just for a
little while. Give me your hand. You just got one
from me. If you seriously, just spend a couple of
hours helping me clean the place. Now what I'd love
to help you? I know the location? When do me

(01:57:00):
to be this? I'd leave my job now you will?
You know what? You have some set to even call
me and even try to say that? Tell you saying
and the fact that you're disrespected my cat. You're gonna
catch a beating just for that. Angela, no listening, Carlo.
You want to hear something, I'll let you know what
you want to hear that? This is his phone tap?
Are you no? Who am taking to? This is scary Jones?

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Every damn my way to work and my window horse busted?
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