The Day We Debuted Harry Styles

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So what's the t who's playing all the hot jams?
I'm listening to my lip. Yeah, he plays my jams.
O't n I'm in the a ms. You want to
be groom? Everybody down to this show. Elvis, he the

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man with the flow like he never played a song
that I don't like, but he downed it before another
round from a hundred pounds came back with a gold
Mike Damniel She's the shoe queen. Hello, two boys in
a voice like Elmo from the Bronx Sunny. She don't
play the mean knuckles fan which hold the Mayo Bethann
skin white, snow kissing all the voice, but she snowhio Froggy.
He the follow with the red neck. His wife Lisa,

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she knows what the right chet. Look at her with
the teddy and the girls gonna read something away from
the young girls. Mommas boy and obsessed with his beamer.
Open that snapchat you might see a wheeler. I'm drinking
Kate looking for a cool good to tape on a date.
But if I find her, I hope I don't offender.
If I'm on a grinder wolf Fender gret T, that's
quite enough don't nobody want to see that stuff? And
about if you keep storming, if you're boring, let me

(01:12):
tell you what you should do in the morning. Girl,
I already know what I'm doing with my morning. I'm
listening to my man. Yes, he plays my chance. I
turned alot and I'm turned can be a m you
want to be closing? You just be yourself. The Morning

(01:40):
Show signs of times, brand new Harry Styles. He's going
to be on with us in exactly one hour. What
a cool song, very nice. Can't wait to talk to him.
All right, let's get going. The first callers to day
is Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey, what's going on? Hi? Oh my god?

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I cannot believe I'm on air right now. Well, I
can't believe you are. I can't believe any of us are.
I mean, who are we to have our own show?
And Kelsey, you're now a part of it. You're our
official new member of the show. Welcome to the show.
Thank you, thank you. I woke up super early. Listen
to Harry. How'd you like that song? It's pretty powerful stuff,
isn't it. It's amazing, It's so good right, it takes

(02:27):
it's all back to a different era, and I think
he really captured it very well. All right, so look
you forward, it's the Friday show we've got We've got
to change smokers on the way. Harry's Harry styles on
the way. Uncle Johnny is on the ones. We're covering
all spectrums. We're many spectrums on a spectrum. Love. So, Kelsey,
what's your weekend going to be about? What are you

(02:48):
doing listening to Harry say? All right, well it sounds
like a fun weekend. Well, Kelsey, look you are the
first call of the day. We're gonna send you an
Elvis Duran shirt right now. Thank you so much. Well,
thank you. Hold on one second and there you have it.
What are you doing this weekend? I'm gonna sit home
and listen to that same song over and over. You
don't have to go far. We're gonna play it every hour.

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You don't have to turn us off. We're here for you. Hey,
So around the room, let's get started, scary. What's on
your mind before the show gets going. So I'm trying
to live life and not sweat the petty things, because
you know there's so many. That's quite true. So yesterday
I got five pocket dials from my father in a
row because he still doesn't know how to use his
cell phone. It's when he's seventeen. And the old scary

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would have been like yelling, hey, dad's screaming at him,
what are you trying to do? The new me just
laughs it off and said, it's okay, Dad, it's fine.
Because I kept saying did you call me? Did you
call me? I didn't call you? So ye, okay. So
how does how do how do we make our lives
better by what you learn? Your parents are upsetting you
in any way, just let it go and just let
them off the hook. It's gonna be all right, very good.

(03:54):
Not the end of the world, Hi, Danielle go. So
some of you may be having a morning like I
am having today, where you wake up nothing is going right,
everything's going wrong. You couldn't even find your lipstick. It's crazy,
But you know what you do. You have to take
a deep breath and you have to just say it's
gonna get better, and it could be a lot worse.
And that's what I'm saying to myself today, Just who

(04:16):
cares if I couldn't find the damn lipstick, Take a
deep breath. The day will get better go get you
a cup of coffee and put a smile on your face. Yeah, yeah,
you know it's always gonna get better. What's up there, Bethany? Okay,
so we often think that movies are more exciting than
real life, but you have to live your life like
you're in a movie. Because when I was sleeping last night,

(04:37):
all of a sudden, I hear this high pitched beeping
coming out of my apartment and I could not figure
out where it was coming from the eleven thirty at night.
I get up, I'm looking around, I'm trying to follow
the sound. I finally realize a really old alarm clock,
like an antique alarm clock, is going off in the
corner of my living room for no reason. It's only creepy,

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so I turned it off and then I pretended I
was in a horror movie and I looked around, like,
what the what's the next thing that's going to come
crashing down? And it was so exciting. So even if
something totally random happens in your day, turn it into
a movie. And then a guy in his chey mask
broke in and totally because life in the movie is fabulous,
especially when the guy in the scheme, mask breaks in
and kills you. Yeah, and then I fought him off,

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and I was off. I loove you had an antique
digital alarm cauh No, No, it's one of the old
timy ones. Well I think you said the word beat. Yeah,
it does beat, but nothing beat. That's antique. It was
like antiques don't beat. It was it's like a Jerry Rand.
It's old, but it was like, but it wasn't of digital.
It's like, my point, is this what we think is antique,
you know, not that long ago wasn't an antique like

(05:44):
for now, Like for instance, if you turned on the
oldiest station, they're playing the music we grew up to,
and those are oldies. I'm saying. You can say I
really like the turquoise T shirt underneath that time thank you.
We kind of mentions theoise lines that go to my Alexander.
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Interesting after what's going on over in Syria the big news,
of course, Bethany talking about it in a moment. I've
had not two, but three and maybe more texts from
people that are about military. Can just says he's re
enlisting for six more years in the Navy. Today another
listener said, there the army is about to take her

(07:33):
boyfriend away for a little while, and they're celebrating this weekend.
And there you haven't. And by the way, that new
Harry style song, we're gonna play it again when we
have him on in less than one hour. It sounds
really good. If you have your earbuds in, like turn
it off and only let yourself hear it. It sounds
so good. That's a great song. All right, into the headlines, Bethany,
it's up to you. What's going on? All right? As

(07:53):
you said, the US launched an airstrike in Syria in
response to this week's deadly chemical attacks. The missiles were
launched from a US Navy ship in the Mediterranean and
struck several different targets. One of those targets was the
airfield thought to be where the chemical attacks originated. Today,
Syria is calling the attack quote a blatant act of aggression.
Sad news from the entertainment world. Legendary comedian Don Riggles

(08:16):
has passed away at the age of ninety. He was
in his l A home and died of kidney failure.
Riggles was still working in comedy. He had recently completed
a tour with Regis Philbin. He also was the voice
from Mr. Potato Head in the toy story movies There
You Go and Uh. He became well known for insulting
Heckler's at his shows. You know what the comedy he
used to do, you couldn't do anymore. We've gone, We've

(08:38):
gone in a different direction. But his worst thing he
used to call people. He used to call people a
hockey puck. I don't even know what that means. I
don't know he would insult. You can call you a
hockey puck. Okay, I guess I've been called worse. Tonight
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(08:59):
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(09:19):
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All right you guys ready for your Friday. Yeah, you big, big,
luscious men. Meet you in the morning. Show Phone tap
Plane Elvis, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Garrett,

(09:43):
you tell us all about your phone tap. So Shana
wants to play a phone tap on her dad Al. Now,
Shana is getting married in a few weeks and Shana's
dad Al has been a huge help in planning and
paying for the wedding. So I'm gonna call Dad al
from the church where the wedding is going down and
saying there's a slight chan you plan. These phone tips
always worked because you have a wedding, you have a

(10:05):
nervous father who doesn't want to spend money. You know,
there's always a problem. Great, great chemistry for a phone tip.
Let's see what happens in Garrett's phone time. Here you hello, Hi, Yes,
I'm looking for one Albay. You should look. Yeah, this
is oh Hi, this is mon signor Farrell. I'm calling
on behalf of Father Ryan over at the church. Okay,

(10:26):
what's going on? Father Ryan had to take a little leave. Yeah, no,
he just had to attend to some business outside of
the church. I see that you have a wedding for
next Sunday, plan for it looks like maybe a daughter.
Yeah yeah, ye, slight change your plans. We just got
six more baptisms put on the book for Sunday and

(10:46):
that is going to push everything back almost two hours.
That's not going to work. We're trying to inflate our
numbers into the church and by saying no, that's just
not a good look for us. I understand that you
want to that you want to grow the church. But
I mean, I've been coming to this church my entire life,
and you know, I feel like I should have sunken
up there already here. I mean really think it's fair

(11:09):
for you putting us out like this. You have to
understand our situation too, as a parish where we have
to open our doors on the babies who want to
come in and have water poured on their heads to
welcome them into the church. I understand you're concerned for
these babies, but you've gotta understand my concerns from my baby. Okay,
this is my only daughter, all right, and I've been
putting money into that collection plate my entire life, so

(11:30):
I think I am owned a little bit of something here. Okay,
who exactly do you put you because I would like
to talk to them. You would like to talk to
my boss? Yeah, I would like to talk to your boss. Okay, Um,
are you looking up right now? Excuse me? Look up
to this guy. What're you talking about? All right? Start
talking to this guy? What are you talking about? That's

(11:51):
my boss. I want to talk to the person that
walks here on earth that you were responding to. Okay,
system Maureen and her crew are going to really get
a good hoot out of this story. Wow, I hope
you're not going to be drinking at the reception. Excuse me? Well,
I just I would hate for you to have a
temper like that. I'm going to excuse me. I'm sorry. Okay, Well,

(12:14):
you gotta understand this has been a very very stressful
two weeks. Okay, we're getting down to the zero hour here.
But a lot of time and a lot of money
and a lot of works even making sure that business
would be the perfect wedding day for my daughter, and
I just just I just I feel I'm about to
jump out of my skin and this phone and do
something that I'm gonna regret. Can I help you solve
some of those problems? My name is actually not Monsignor Farrell.

(12:35):
It's Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And
you got phone tapped by the beautiful bride your daughter. Hi, Dad,
Are you okay? It's all a joke. It's just a joke.
Everything's fine. It's paying all this money for your wedding

(12:57):
and you do go on phone tip on the really
like this. There's too much to bake as have an
idea for a phone tab, go to elstan dot com,
click on the phone tab tab, tell us what you
want to do. This phone table was prerecorded with permission
granted by All Party Space. Elvie Sturan phone tab were

(13:19):
on Elvie Sturran in the morning show. Hi, this is
Lady Gaga and you're listening to my friend There you go,
scary a flailing arm turkey. We're just talking about how

(13:39):
the new season is coming in. We can tell because
we're all like coughing up you dust particles and things.
I posted a picture on Instagram a couple of days
ago of like cherry blossoms. I imagine that's what they are.
They're pink flowers on a tree. I don't know. They're beautiful,
They're very pretty. I posted a picture of them, and
so many people were like, oh god, it's that time
of year. Would think you would be like how beautiful

(14:02):
they are. People are really affected by their two schools
of thought. One is like, oh boy, it's that time
of year. I don't know. I would rather be sneezing
and have itchy eyes than having cold weather. I want
to wear shorts, I want to wear t shirts. I
want nice weather and we'll get it this weekend. We'll
be in uh In first of all, South Florida will

(14:23):
be there tomorrow for the minute ten thousand dollars shopping spree. Hey,
you know the woman the listener who want it last year,
her name is Mimi. Yeah, I wish we could get
her on the phone. She was like tweeting at us
on Instagram yesterday. I'll trying. I'll do my best to
get said. She's going to come and say hi tomorrow
on her way to Look. I think she's vacationing. So

(14:44):
she's like, I gotta go. I won last year. I'm
gonna go say hid everybody tomorrow. Look, you know, if
you've ever won a shopping spree, which I have never.
By the way, the one we're doing it Westville Broward Mall.
The winner and we don't we won't know the winner
till we're at the mall tomorrow. The winner gets a
hundred minutes to pick up ten thousand dollars worth of
merchandise in the mall. And look, this is our fourth

(15:06):
year doing this. So I mean, Danielle, you and Bethany
know all the tricks. Yeah, I mean, there is a
method to this madness. Absolutely, and getting Memi on the
phone if we can. If not, that's okay. She understands,
but you guys had to teach me me during that
one minutes what to do, what not to do. Especially
she wanted phones for her entire family, which is very
cool and very sweet, even her even her extu's buying

(15:27):
gifts for so were I don't think anyone knew that. Yeah,
she was fine with that. It's a joke, okay. So
we went in and we went in and she goes
and then they wanted to set up all the plans
and we're like no, no, no, no no, we come
back and set up the plans after we spend the money.
I'm like, you can do that later. Just buy the
phone now. So when in we bought all the phones whatever,
And there's a lot of other little tricks and stuff.

(15:47):
Isn't a strategy just to buy a bunch of expensive
stuff because you can return it later. There's certain things, yes,
like if you want, like a lot of people like
to go to the expensive shoes at the expensive bags,
like just get a bunch of the bags you think
you want, and one in every color and then come
back and we can exchange them. Later. And one thing
Mimi did that was Daniel and I looked at each other.
We were like, this woman knows what she's doing. She
bought a pair of shoes for her son for the

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next five years that he was going to do different sizes,
different sizes, so he would always have a new pair
of shoes. If someone looks at you and says, all
right on your market, set go. You have one hour
to spend a thousand dollars. Here's what you do. Go
to the store that you love the most, that has
them you know, has the most stuff you like. Grab
as many big ticket items as you can. Throw them

(16:32):
in your basket, so when you're hunting, your your time
is up, you can exchange those are the things you
like in the store you love. Don't try, don't try.
I've got a number. I've got a number for Memi
I'm in Texas to carry right now. Okay, well, okay,
we'll call her later because I'm want to talk about
this later too. So that's going on Saturday. Uncle Johnny
being featured in the Miami Beach Pride Parade on Sunday

(16:54):
on the float. Bb Rex is going to be with us.
Then she's a performing live on the beach after the parade.
That's awesome. Yeah, it's gonna be a great day, a
great weekend, a busy weekend, but it's gonna be great.
I'm still looking forward to nice weather too, so yeah,
but sometimes it rains, you never know, but not this weekend.
Just get into the Daniel Report. She's wearing her nifty
uh jacket. Jacket. It's a reversible jacket. Is this is?

(17:19):
This is? I didn't know it was reversible, you know what.
I've been getting more and more into reversible clothing. I
love it. I was wearing a reversible belt last night.
It was black home once and I'm like, I'm feel
like going gray. I just took it off and turned
the thing. Fantastic. My underwears like that. It's reversible. Why not?
What you need that? Because you never wash? Alright, So
get out lead your nominations for the MTV movie and

(17:40):
at TV Awards with six, Beauty and the Beast, Stranger
Things tied for second with four each, and the show
airs on May seventh. So real life clowns are very
concerned with the New It remake. They think it's bad
for business. Did you ever see it at the original Yes,
why you another reason you hate clown Yes, and the
new one. I saw the trailer which is up at
elvis rand dot com and that scares scares me a

(18:02):
lot too. One of the clowns says, no one sticks
up for clowns. The only thing cooler to dislike is
a mime. It's silly and stupid and I wish people
would focus on the good clowns out there. And the movie,
by the way, it comes out September eight. Um Shyla
buff Oh my gosh. He had a drunken meltdown in
l A at a bowling alley because they wouldn't serve

(18:22):
him French fries, so he screamed at the bartender. He
got kicked out, but guess what, he had to go
back because he was still wearing the rented bowling shoes.
There is video, and I'm sure it'll find its way
to Elvis. A ten on the back of room Little
Round ten. Imagine Tom verger On from Dancing with the Stars.
He's kind of like us, you know, we don't like

(18:43):
listening to ourselves on the radio because we can't stand
our own voices. He's only seen one episode of Dancing
with the Stars, because he doesn't like watching himself on television.
He also admits that he started meditating because he has
a temper. Uh. This is the twenty five things you
Don't Know about Me and US Weekly Magazine if you
want to read more about him. Our best goes out
to Verne, Minnie Me Troy Or. He has been in
the hospital for two weeks for alcohol addiction and at

(19:06):
the end of the week he is checking himself into
rehab again, so our best goes out to him. Hopball
goes well there. Uh. First Dates is on tonight Mama
June from Hot from Not Too Hot, if you want
to watch that. There's something on Amazon series premiere of
American Playboy, The Hugh Hefner's Story, so you may want
to watch that. SNL is on this weekend with the
Chain Smokers, the sixth season finale Homeland, don't forget keeping

(19:27):
up with the Kardashians. And of course you do have
the Smirks in your movies this weekend, which is exciting.
Thank you, Daniel. Welcome, Hey Heather, what's going on? Hi?
How are you? We're doing okay, it's the weekend. We're
in a pretty good mood. What can we do? For you. Oh,
I was just I just got a call. I texted
in a little bit ago about your turkey story. Yeah,
there's a lady who's just sitting there minding your own business.

(19:48):
In a wild turkey flew through her her dining room
window and just crashed through. Yeah. And my friend last
week I had a peacocks I slides through her window.
Oh jeez, he her home window. Yeah. We live in Florida,
and she lives in a neighborhood that has about fifty
teacocks around and one just flew through a window in

(20:10):
the one guy passed by. You know, but maybe it's
a sign of good weather on the way the peacocks
are all giddy. Yeah, it's an old wives tail. I
think we always have good weather here. I've always wondered
what it would be like just to have peacocks roaming
the yard like albino peacocks. But they're all white. They're

(20:32):
so beautiful. But I love peacocks because they're colorful. They're
a loud You know what I have out at my house.
I have pheasant. They walk around clicking. Were you clicking?
What's the difference between like a pheasant and of turkey?
Google that, and thank you for listening to tell your

(20:54):
friends who put bars on the windows and keeps the
peacocks out, that was your way. I'm telling me you
have no no, my wife of telling you. I'm not
going to devote the next fifteen minutes talking about but
that's what this show does. Maybe other people are curious, Well,
there's a big difference between pheasant and but but google it. Okay,
you do that. You a pheasant plucker? Yes, you are

(21:16):
a pheasant pluck. Great t The frat boy people are well,
one person is texting in. One person is texting in
very upset that you're leaving our show. What am I doing? Well,
you know we talked about this yesterday. You're going on
to start going off to start your own show. You
had your you have your own show. Anything about that?
Weren't you here yesterday? Yes, but I'm not leaving to

(21:38):
go to my own show. Well, yeah you are. That's
the whole point of view, doing your own morning show. Gratulation.
I mean, this is so exciting. When when can you
announce where you're moving next week? Okay, no idea, No,
I just need to talk to you. But people are

(22:00):
not sitting yesterday, he really wants to do his own show,
and so he got on and I stepped aside, and
he did a fantastic job. I think, yeah, he did great.
There's a difference between wanting to do something and doing.
I mean, I want a pony, but that doesn't mean
I have a pony. No, but he I'm hearing good
things in your future for your new show. And on
a rock station stage stage right here, what that would

(22:24):
sound like. We're gonna pull up a rock song and
we'll let you do the intro as they call it. Sure, yeah,
I know the call letters and everything. So I'll tell
you what. Don't give the call letters because then you
know the person you're replacing will find out they're losing
your job. Here's a great song to talk. Are you ready?
And now here's what you're gonna hear soon on that
new station to be announced. Ready, great, Well, good morning.

(22:48):
I'm Greg t. I'm new at this, but settle in
and lock in and let's rock and roll. I hope
you're gonna have a great weekend. It's not I'm not
thinking this is good. I'm not thinking this. Let me
off guard, man, you've gotta be ready to go. Let's
try to get. Let's try tell us to do something
like like it up and rip the knob off or something. Okay,
here's great Tea at his new rock station. All right, guys,

(23:10):
I'm great tea. I hope you guys are feeling it.
It's Friday morning. I hope you guys have a great weekend.
Call my bros and all my girls out there. Let's
have a great weekend. Enjoy it. Thanks for rocking out
on E S T. That was good. But you shouldn't.
Definitely shouldn't say that I'm new at this because that

(23:30):
wouldn't be good. I think you'll tell us by listening.
So anyway, coming soon, Great T announces where he's moving.
You're showing the way. So Harry Styles, new music from Harry.
We're playing it all day long. A conversation with the
one and only Harry Styles. Coming up next to call
us Elvis Durand in the Morning show. This is Elvis

(23:55):
Duran in the Morning Show. So years and years and
years and years ago, when I was a kid, I
used to sneak into my brother's room. He had the
most incredible sound system, the turntable, all the vinyl, the
big speakers you could turn it up and you could
vibrate the neighborhood with his sound system. I used to
go in there when my brother wasn't at home and
I would listen to his favorite albums from David Bowie,

(24:19):
the Beatles, Queen, Pink Floyd, all of it on vinyl.
And that's where I fell in love with music. So
this morning, all day to day, of course we're playing
Harry Styles new song, Sign of the Times. It takes
me back to that. So if you're wondering like where
my influence came from, it came from that. So when
I first heard this song from Harry, it gave me

(24:41):
goose bumps. My nipples were so hard I could cut glass.
So that's why today and being able to share Harry
Styles gift with you this single Sign of the Times,
this is just a very special day for us. We
have not been this excited about a single in a
really long time. We all are heads popped up and
we were like, oh my gosh. But there were a
couple of hiccups getting us to this day. You almost

(25:04):
got us in a lot of no, no, not me,
and by the way, and I'm not in trouble, and
the people were mad at me. They can't do anything
to me, nann so anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm so
excited to talk to Harry Styles. It was. I have
some things I'm gonna say to you. They're gonna make
your nipples so hard. You're gonna cut glass. We know

(25:24):
you have four of them because you told us that
you're gonna cut a lot of Harry. The song is excellent.
Thank you, thank you so much, and thanks for you know,
ruining my nat. Well, no, we'll get into this. Don't
crap all over me yet. I'll give you a second
to crap on me in a second. Now, look I will.

(25:46):
I'm gonna bring it up just one time, and one
time only. What I love so so much about how
you are on your own solo and not with one
direct or any other group is because with this song
and with this album coming up, whenever we're actually hearing
the range you have built in and I think it's incredible. Congratulations,
I think it's amazing. Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
Thank you, and thanks for having me and thanks for

(26:08):
playing it. There you go. I was watching your video.
Are you really hanging from a helicopter like that? Um?
I was hanging from a helicopter. Yeah. Um, it was
an interesting video to say at least, is that the
kind of thing you have? You always wanted to do
that and then you just you're like, hey, guys, I
want to do this or was it suggested to you
to hang from a helicopter? Um? If I'm honest, I've

(26:30):
never wanted to do that. It was crazy, it was amazing.
But I think I think the video is going to
look good, hopefully, and we'll see how it turns out.
But this, this song really is the headliner. This music
really is the star of the show. And it does
have that influence from an era gone by which a
lot of people are not even familiar with and maybe

(26:52):
not even you to a certain point, I don't even know,
like how did you decide to write the song and
make it and crafted to sound like this? Because it's
it's excellent. I never wanted it to sound like anyone else.
I didn't want to. I feel like I was redoing something.
But at the same time, I think it's impossible to
not be influenced by stuff that you grew up listening to.

(27:14):
I mean, all I know really is that I just
I wanted to write I think through the whole album,
I wanted it to be really honest. Um, I didn't
want to kind of hide and and I just kind
of wanted to write what I wanted to listen to.
So what happened. What happened was two weeks ago, they said,
in a couple of Fridays, we're gonna have Harry on.
He's going to debut his new song. And I'm great.

(27:36):
That's all they told me. So I came in here,
Lotti Doatti died. Hey, good morning. Guess what. In two
weeks Harry Styles is gonna be on. We're debuting his
new song. Yeah, that's all that happened. And then all
of a sudden, sirens went off, Panic Panic, Columbia Records
flew there there arsenal of of black helicopters over a building,
shooting at me and from one you know you're having

(27:57):
from one, and they shot a video. See look you
can thank you for the complement video. They're like, you
ruined it for everyone. This is supposed to be a
surprise you. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no no no,
I didn't know. No one told me so, I didn't
mean din din. You go on social media and Harry,
you saw it. It was like an explosion. Everyone was
so excited, and I'm like, I didn't know. I didn't
know it was a surprise. So did I really ruin

(28:18):
it for you? Was it a bad thing? I mean,
we definitely had a plan getting messed it up, okay,
all right, and you definitely messed it up. I mean, like,
how many how many millions of dollars went into the
marketing plan that I screwed up for free? Right, we'll

(28:39):
get back to do. Like is that you promised to
play every ten minutes? Well, the only problem with that
is the song is like nine minutes long. So okay,
when when when one direction? When everyone decided to go
their own way, everyone had to choose their the labeled

(29:00):
the record company they wanted to go with, and you
chose wisely Columbia. They really wanted you. And I'm gonna
tell you some background stuff and maybe you already know what.
They wanted you at this record company more than anyone
else because you are going to keep them all employed
this year because they don't have anything else. You're all
you know, they got change smokers and I've worked with

(29:21):
them before, you know, years with the band. Um and honestly,
they're They're an amazing label. And I love everyone that
I've worked with UM already, and you know, I've got
to meet a bunch of people who haven't worked that
close with before, and they're they're an amazing label's and
I'm very happy to be back. You chose wisely. Absolutely.

(29:44):
Do you remember several years ago there was a little
girl out in New Jersey who was fighting for her
life in her home and a friend of mine called
and said, look, she is such a hairy Styles fan,
and you guys were in town to do a concert.
You actually went all the way out to her house.
Do you remember that. I do remember that, and I'll
never forget that, and and I hate to drop the break,

(30:05):
but I just I was in tears when I found
out that you agreed to go out and say hi
to this little girl. And I think it says a
lot about you. And I've never had a chance to
thank you for that, So thank you very much. And
you're a great guy. Well I appreciate that, but I mean,
that's the stuff that it kind of makes everything, you know,
have someone tell you that that's kind of what's more
and want is pretty amazing. And you know, I was

(30:29):
lucky to get to meet Campbell and her family. And
her family have come to some shows and stuff Stins,
and they're amazing people. I'm just glad that I got
to meet Uh yeah, look, I I didn't want to
turn this into a sad moment. I'm just you know,
I'm just saying, you know, what a great guy this
Harry Styles. You should buy his new album when it
comes out. So okay, listen, Okay, Saturday Night Live next Saturday.

(30:50):
There's more to it than just Harry. You've got an
incredible band, this group of musicians that you're rolling around
on TV within a couple of weeks and talk about them.
You're you're as excited about them as they are about you.
I'm sure I'm really excited about them. They're amazing musicians,
they're amazing people, and I've grown really close with them
and I love getting to play with them every day.
Two of the guys who are in the band actually

(31:11):
I wrote the album with, so that's been really fun.
Kind of working everything out with guys that I wrote
the stuff with has been really amazing. You know, my
favorite part of everything is the performing, and I'm very
excited about getting back on stage for sure. Now we
know you're performing, but a lot of times they'll take
you in sticky in the skits. So are you planning
on doing any skits? I don't know. Actually, well, we

(31:33):
know you can act. I mean, you're in a Christopher
Nolan film, right, so there's that I'll try. I mean,
I don't know if my A lot of my jokes
usually don't land so well, how it goes? Tell us?
Can you tell us? Tell us make us laugh? You know,
this is the worst way to tell a joke. I know,

(31:57):
it's the dumbest way to ask. Be funny, now, go ye.
Speaking of the film, I mean, it's called Dunkirk and
it's not coming out til this summer. It's a World
War two film. It's actually a true story. You know,
you're actually playing a guy who's in combat. Do you
have a speaking role? I mean, we don't know anything
about it. Tell us something. I can't give it too
much away, but it's um. It was an amazing experience.

(32:20):
I feel, you know, very lucky to have been able
to be involved in the project. I think I'm a
massive fan of Chris Nolan anyway, so it would have
been something I would have been really excited about whether
I was, you know, involved or not. You chopped off
her hair for that movie, didn't you? I did? I did.
Did you feel a little naked without your hair? I
felt very naked. When I first told my parents I

(32:43):
was going to be in a World War two film,
they thought that I was playing a lady on the
train station. Wait, so we had to make the chop,
but it was it was good, very breezy. Well, Harry, look,
I know you've got a lot to do. When when
albums are about to come out, that means it's hitting
the road. I mean, it's it's busy time and you
you're no stranger to this. But whilst in New York,

(33:05):
when you have a chance, we'd love for you to
come by. I'm excited about hearing the rest of the
album and uh, and I just I'm looking forward to
getting an app and I will absolutely look forward to
seeing you at some point when I'm when I'm intent. Um,
it's been timid since we played your song. I guess
we gotta play it again. Yeah, this is totally fine,
Harry styles the new singles Sign of the Times. Of

(33:25):
course it's available now, But why spend money on it.
We're gonna play it all day. Harry doesn't need to
still spend money on it. It's all good. It's kind
of okay. If you don't that, screw it. Thanks for
having me there. You have it sign of the times.
It's Harry Styles. I loved having him on. I'm never

(33:50):
going to apologize for leaking that he was going to
be on our show today. Wouldn't tell me not to
say anything. He's such a nice guy though he really is.
I want nothing but great things for him and that story.
I still get choked up telling the story. I remember
I was in my kitchen in my house and my
friend said, you know, my daughter goes to school with
this young lady who's such a one direction fan. Is

(34:13):
there anything you can do? She's in the hospital. We
don't know her future. I said, I don't know. You know,
they're one direction. They're in town doing a concert. They
don't just what do you want me to do? Can
you get her to can you get them to come
visit her? No, you're going to call one direction. They're
gonna go out and visit her. And so I call

(34:34):
my friend Lee over Columbia Records. He's like, I don't know, Elvis,
let me try. He said, you never hurt. It never
hurts to try. Said thank you. Lee. He called me
back in five minutes. He said, they're in New York City.
One direction to do their concert, Harry Styles is getting
into the back of a of a car. He's going
out to her house in New Jersey to see her.

(34:58):
And I hung up the phone and I'm like wow.
And Lee was saying yesterday that Harry was always the
guy that would stop to take the pictures and sign
the autographs and say hi, and be there early at
the concert venue and just do everything and anything they
asked of him. So there are great guys, all of them,
but Harry. Today we celebrate Harry. What a great song.
The host of the party on his national radio show, Elvis,

(35:20):
your Taste, your talent have contributed to popular culture, maybe
in a way that no one else has, Elvis Durant
in the Morning Show. So you need that perfect snack,
don't grab boring old potato chips. Try the new taste
from Ritz Rits Crispin thins. Just like the name suggests,
they're thin and they're crispy, and they're really really good.
They're baked, not fried, New Rits, Crispin thins. You have

(35:43):
got to try them. So, as you know, this weekend,
Uncle Johnny is the brand Marshall of the Pride Parade
Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade on Sunday, So he's coming
in later to tell his Uncle Johnny jokes and pour
his Uncle Johnny cocktail. And we're so excited. But we're very,

(36:05):
very excited to honor him in his parade on Sunday,
his parade parade. The man deserves a parade. So it's
kind of like an unofficial Uncle Johnny Day, even though
it's also Harry Styles and James Smoker's day was like
everyone gets a day to day. So anyway, Uncle Johnny's
on his way into porus a cocktail. I can't wait.
I'm kind of thirsty. I'm ready for an Uncle Johnny buggs.
How about you, Well, you're only halfway through the nice coffee.

(36:26):
I would say, chug the coffee, get yourself going, and
then have a cocktail. So we thought, in uh, in
honoring Uncle Johnny today, we would play one of our
favorite phone taps of all time where Uncle Johnny phone
taps Uncle Johnny, you're ready, Yeah, Elvis, Elvis durand the
Elvis Durant phone tap. Here we go, Garrett phone tapped
Uncle Johnny. All right, set it up? What happened? Alright?

(36:47):
So we got an email from our listener, Christina, who
told us her uncle Craig has a great talent. He
thinks he sounds like Uncle Johnny, to the point where
Craig has gone out to bars and people have been
giving him free drinks because they think he's Uncle Johnny.
So we decide I did to use Craig's talent and
phone tap our very own Uncle Johnny. He can't wait
listen in Hello zero, Hey Johnny is Garrett. I've just

(37:13):
gotten several emails about something that I thought you should
know about. There's this guy that has been going around
claiming to be Uncle Johnny. You know, he's causing some trouble.
He got thrown out of a bar for getting into
a fight with a guy. He's giving you a bad
name around town, alright, he said, he said he's gone
to the monster before. I mean, he's literally copying your life.

(37:34):
Oh god, this is just a bad look for us
at the radio station. Certain, but we don't need any
of this. I mean, I don't know. It's my represation.
He's ruining, I know. And the interesting part is, so
I decided to call him and he is telling me
that he's Uncle Johnny, like you know, you know what.
I'll put you on hold and you can listen in.
But I want you to hear what this guy sounds like.
You know, he hold on, he doesn't know that I'm

(37:55):
talking to you. So, hey, Uncle Johnny, I'm sorry all
this was a little busy. I'm sorry about that. Hello, lady,
what going on? So you're telling me that I should
come out and have a drink with you? Yes, and
you know I want to get back into the studio
and uh, you know, I guess some little cocktails to make.
Maybe we could do it monday. You could have me
back and we could make something. Hello. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.

(38:21):
Would you like to uh want me to come with you?
This is Uncle Johnny. Would you like me to come
with you? No, this is uncle No. No, when you're
talking to the rail one now no no, no. Hello. Hello. Anyways,
you're not me, and I could tell you I could.
I'm dying to see you. Yes, I'll meet your Yeah, wa,
do you want to meet you? And I could you

(38:42):
could come out? And does it mean the cherry's on
the bay on Fire Island, I'll set up with a
beautiful drink. Yes, it's it's completely phony's he's copying everything
I do? What are you crazy? So I'll get you
to come over the Fire Island? Are you cute? Ask
Elvis what to do about this? I think that because
you can trace the call, if you can trace where

(39:03):
the call is coming from, we've had him online long enough.
And then uh, and then we'll notify the police that
because it's ruining my reputation, and and I trade trace him. Now,
what are you crazy? Is a copyright infringement? I got
a lot of money tied up in these T shirts?
You know? Really? Yeah? What are you bananas? T shirts?

(39:24):
I make a lot to happen. He listen to this
guy he's saying, he's trying to say his uncle Johnny.
He doesn't even sound like it. It's awful. Would I
have a tu pay like this on if I wasn't
Uncle Johnny? You can tell it's a tulpay? Can't you
all right? Crazy? I think you cannot tell Uncle Johnny
see what I'm talking about? Yes, well, apparently We've got
to get touch with the police or something. I'm gonna

(39:44):
call the cops right now. I think you should. This
is somebody. He's going all over the town impersonating me,
and they got kicked out of things like this, and
now it's he's taken over my hope Asana. What are
you bananas? Horrible? Oh my god, I don't know what
to do. We've got to get the police or something.
We called some of the listeners that have met him too,
and they said that he even tried to sell them drugs. Now,

(40:05):
this guy listen, hello, you buddy, but whoever you're listen,
you're ruining my reputation. You're really starting to aggravate me. Now.
I don't want anybody selling drugs in my name, are
using my t shirts or anything else. Do you shut
up because if I see you, I'll break your head.
You're not with me, buddy. Hello, lady, I'm telling you
right now, it's over nothing. It's over what. Are you

(40:28):
a tough guy? I am a tough guy. Am a
hell of a lot tougher than new Baby. You just
say no, don'ty I'm not even gonna play this game
with you. I'm not We do anymore. You're screwing up
Alvis Duran's uh to his reputation, the radio and everybody
around town. I will hunt you down and I will
have you arrested. And you're trying to perpetrate a fraud here.

(40:49):
I am not trying to perpetrate anything. I'm going to
perpetrate you. Pictures of me skinny dipping out in Palm
Sprains a couple of weeks ago? Was that? Well? Google,
are you following me on Twitter? What's the deal? Anybody
could do that? Listen, what are you talking about? You
have to fraud here? All right? I want to meet you.
I want to meet you now. I want to meet
you too. Where are you am? I gonna know you?

(41:10):
Tell me where to meet you this afternoon? Well, tell
me where to meet you this afternoon, you whdiot? I
live right by Madister Squad you know, yes, Well he
come over here then street from Madison Square. I live
in Madison Square, Darden, So come on over, come on,
come on, you want to come on to send a picture.
You could see me on YouTube making a banana surprise

(41:31):
that cool women on it. I'm gonna smack you so
ho you mother's gonna feel like, hey, Uncle Johnny Bananas,
you got phone tapped? Get that out, get going good night.
I'm gonna show you who is who is my Who's
playing Uncle Johnny? That's Craig. He actually has been getting
free drinks at bars because people think he's Uncle Johnny out.

(41:54):
That was a phone tap. They phone tap me. Well,
you listen, uncle Jo, You've been a very good sport,
and I'm saying, how is this guy? Banana? Have an
idea for a phone tab? Go to Ellie Sturan dot com,
click on the phone tap tab. Tell us what you
want to do. This phone table was prerecorded with permission

(42:15):
granted by All Party series the Elvie Sturan Phone Tab.
We're only on Elvie Sturran in the morning show. The
Change Smokers are arguably the biggest stars in music life.
Let's see, let me take all for best dance recording.

(42:46):
The Chain Smokers is the number one dance song in
the country. This duo being hailed as the biggest pulp
stars in America. Give it up for the Change. Yeah,
we were so excited to have him here. Alex and
Drew from Chain Smokers have totally totally made our jobs

(43:08):
so much easier. Because they give us great music to
play and lots of it. Some would argue too much.
We'll talk to them about that. Please welcome Drew and Alex.
It's the Chase lookers. There they are. Come on, guys,
it's always good to see. I just want you to know.
I just want you to know all hard feelings. I
was out drinking last night, so it's all good for

(43:32):
it happened when me move this trash can. I love
having you guys on, even if you're not here live
with us, just having your music on, which is like
every other song. Thank you well, Alex, what were you saying?
You're just driving around? You just you couldn't get away
from your own music on the radio. It was crazy.
And then I know, like with the research and stuff,
you don't want to change your song or like sends
like a bad signal someone who like yeah, so I

(43:55):
always like turned the volume down. That's gotta be weird.
You know a lot of people like in radio, we
don't like to hear our own voices. You don't like
to listen to recordings of our whatever. And when we
do our TV stuff, I don't like to watch it.
But when your song comes on the radio. Do you
do you actually turn it down? Do you ever get
You're like, oh no, I turn it up. I'm not

(44:16):
gonna be modest. But when you're listening to it, you go,
we could have changed that just a little bit. Do
you're still critical like that? Of course, no song has
ever finished. That's just you just gotta get it over it,
you know. I just have to admit something to you.
Oh boy, um looks good. There there's just some there's
some music that just is best. It's either got to

(44:39):
be allowed in a club or it's got to be
in your headphones. So if I'm not in a club
and they don't let me in because you know they
card me. You know, you didn't have your zipper suit on,
don't make phone of my zippers. So if I put
on my headphones, I like to like eat a little
edible or something, get a little talking. I'd like to
get a little high and listen to change smokers. That's

(44:59):
what respect well, I know, But there's just something about
I don't know about. There's just something about and I
don't know how you do it technically, but in that
room with all the buttons and all the keyboards, it
just sounds so good. I feel like I'm like flying
around even if I'm not stone and I'm kidding, I don't,
I don't do that, but no, but you know, even

(45:23):
stone cold sober, your music just it lifts me and
everyone else to this new place. And as you produce it.
I don't even know if you think about it like that,
but when you hear your music, when you when you
when you produce a track, do you ever listen to
and go, God, that sounds so great? Like sort of,
I mean like you get really excited about it, and
then you start like looping, like for example, the Last
Day Live, the Florida Georgia line song on the album,

(45:45):
Like when we started producing that, we looped it for
like four hours and just were like, oh, you know,
like this sounds awesome. Uh. But then eventually you're like
a creepy in a way. Yeah. Yeah, well you know
it's just like a new saw, new sound you feeling,
you know what I mean, and you just try to
like the more you listen to it, the more it
kind of steeps into you and get a clearer vision
for you know, how you wanted to turn out and stuff.

(46:05):
But I know what you mean. In general, just other
artists and stuff, you know, like driving around listening to
like Kanye West or something like just good vibes. It
just sounds good. What happens if you disagree, like say
you like to beat a certain way and you wanted
it a little differently, Like what happens? It goes to
the trial tribune, call up the council. Yeah, council for

(46:28):
said you said that the song has never really finished.
So how do you guys know when it's finished enough?
How do you feel that out? Um? But we have
a really good team of people that you know, are
responsible for making sure the song actually comes out. And uh,
they also do a good job of quality control, and
they can kind of rip it away from us and
say this song needs to be done now you're overproducing it. Um.

(46:50):
And you know, you know you do always hear stuff
on the radio and you're like, yeah, that just drowned.
That could have been two deciples quieter, or you know this,
I could have find a better fill for this part.
But you have to learn to let it go and
move past it. We also put it to our friends,
you know what I mean. We just like we'll come
back after a party or something and hey, can we
play you a couple of things and you just let them,

(47:11):
like literally determine what the next thing is based on.
And sometimes they don't like any of it. Yeah, you
know what would just I could just end it all
if this happened, If I'm just sitting in my apartment
at midnight trying to get some sleep, because we would
wake up early and come to the show and my dormant.
That's good. What um Drew and Alex are here and

(47:33):
they want to play a song for you to mind. Yes,
we should do that. I'm gonna give you my address,
give it. Yeah, I just want you to surprise me
one day. We'll do that. I promise they're here again.
Tell them I'm not here. Left my keys. You know
what we were talking earlier about being at the I
Heart Radio Music Awards, uh and in l A whenever

(47:55):
a couple of weeks ago, months ago, this performance with
Chris Martin was it was It was one of those
moments I don't know about for you, but for us
watching from just the audience point of view, that was
a really fun award show to be at. You know,
we've only done what three of them? Four of them? Uh?
And it that was like such a cool vibe. You know,

(48:16):
everyone's just like hanging out having a good time. It
made their performance really easy, you know. Just the production
though that goes into like the lightning and the lights
have to be up with the beats at the same time,
and it was just crazy. Who killed it? Big Sean
had a really great performance that that was. That was
a lot of fun. Though in your zipper suit, I

(48:37):
don't even remember my It was a tuxedo with zippers
all over it when won the show where my pants
were wont on the show, and I believe you didn't
noticed my pants. Back back to this, I talked to
you guys after the performance and we talked about Chris
Martin working with Chris Martin, and you guys talked about well,
I mean, what a like what a charge? That was

(48:57):
like a jolt. But see, after I talked to you that,
I talked to Chris Martin about what it was like
working with you. Wow, what do he say? He said
it was amazing. But that's one of the whole things
about Chris Martin. He's not afraid. He's at that level
where he's not afraid to say, hey, they lift me there,
they're a gift. They really made me he's working with

(49:18):
the change workers if if I'm not mistaken, it made
him fall in love with what he does over again,
that the nicest guy over us. You guys always look
like you're having so much fun when you perform, like
you're bouncing around, you're having a great time. How do
you ever have to fake that? Is there ever a

(49:39):
day where you are just not feeling it? Like right
now for instance? Do you ever have or do you
really get into it? Like once the once the speakers
are on and the lights are up, you're into it.
I'm trying to think there was a show recently where
I was just like, but it's lucky because there's usually
one of us can tell when the other one is
just like not feeling it. It doesn't happen very very rarely,

(49:59):
but like in the event it does, the other one
kind of picks up the slack and we'll like go
a little bit harder and make up for it, compensate
for the other one who's not feeling it. But like,
it's got to be a really dire situation, you know
what I mean, It's like something's really broken, or like
you know, the crowd is just like full of like
music critics or something that collaborations, Like you guys collaborated

(50:22):
with so many people. Has it ever shocked you that
you've asked somebody and they said, yes, you're like Coldplay,
Yes we heard that. Uh. Um, the band would listen
to our music. Our managers met and their manager you know,
told Adam that, and you know, he was like, would
they ever want to get in the studio? And they

(50:43):
said yes, can you guys like come and meet Chris
next Friday? And we were like, okay, dropped everything went
to the studio. It's like asking someone out on a date.
Do you think they're going to say yes? Should I
even ask? You? Send the collaborate email and you know
exactly based on the response you get back. But we
were laughing. We have like you know, there are a
lot of songs that didn't happen as well that we've

(51:03):
tried to make happen or like what I can't say,
let's make a phone one day we were gonna make uh,
we're gonna make like the B sides album of all
the songs that you know, I ended up coming out
with someone else, but then initially started somewhere else. It
would be really funny. You're just turning us on chain
smokers here, the chain smokers, I say chain smokers. I
think that just kind of slows me down. Um, but

(51:25):
you see it's different now. Now if I was an artist,
I'd be like God, I wish I could get the
chain smokers to do a song with me. I mean
that's where it's going. For instance, Combo, I love this.
This is her rough, rough audition. What if it was her?

(51:51):
What if it wasn't Alessia Carra? It could be anyone,
It could be anyone more. I carry even should have
heard Alex's edition. I tried. I tried out for the
second verse. I want you guys to collaborate with Aretha Franklin.
Make that happen. Why not. That's the thing. You can

(52:12):
collaborate with anyone and make it. Just make it yours. Hey,
let's talk about the album, because I mean, it's out,
it's available right now. It's called Memories, and it's got
memories do not open. Uh. There's some very very fun
collaborations on here. Collaboration is that collaborations that's a word.
And of course a froggy who's on our South Florida. Uh,

(52:35):
studio right now loves the Florida Georgia line song. Yeah,
they really are good guys. They are super nice, wonderful,
down to earth guys. It's really cool you guys are
able to work with them. Yeah, they're They're like we
hadn't met them till, you know, after it was one
of those email collaps initially, and when we met them
at the Heart Awards, they were it was like two
best friends meeting for the first you know what I mean,

(52:56):
that should have been friends so much longer. Breast friends
love friends, first breast friend. It's so nice to meet
you because we're brest friends. You know what we're gonna do.
They like bread. Here's what we're gonna do. Let me
just explain the power of what's going on right now.
As you know their debut studio album, Memories. Do not

(53:17):
Open the chain, Smokers, it's out right now. Let's use
the power of this show to make it number one
on iTunes by it Oh, I'm sorry, it already is.
See what happened there. We're really happy. Kendrick waited another week.
I want to hear some music play. I mean, I

(53:38):
got a whole album here. What do you want to
play possibilities are endless. Break up every night. By the way,
one of my favorites talk about one, talk about break
up every night? Um, are you gonna play it? Yeah? Alright, alright,
I just want to make sure why went my play?
I don't know, but I'm really excited if you are.
It's okay, Okay, Well, what's super fun friends? Because the

(54:00):
past couple of records that we put out, you know,
paris even closer. I have been like kind of down tempo,
and this one's super upbeat, super fun. Um just talking
about you know, a girl you're dating that breaks your
heart all the time, she doesn't know what she wants. Um,
but you're still stuck. And what do you think of that? Bethany,
He's blaming it on her because she doesn't know what

(54:21):
she wants. Yeah, but sometimes that happens. One of the
people wants no, it's okay. The question is what age do?
What age? Do we figure it out? We never figured
out girls figure it out sooner than boys do. Really, Yeah,
I think not always the truth. You're you're you're generalizing here.

(54:43):
So your question was was I going to play it?
I was kidding. I'm not gonna pay Yes, we are.
I'm gonna take one little call. We're gonna play it. Hey, Nick,
say hello to a Drew and Alex. It's the Chain Smokers.
What do you have to say? Hey, how's it going? Everybody?
What's up? Nicky? Nick? Hey man to see. I was
just calling. I just wanted to say. I mean, Elvis
pretty much open you got good morning to morning show

(55:06):
by the way I love but um, yeah, I mean
Elvis really hit the nail on the head. I mean
I never really listen listened to this type of genre
of music before. Um, I mean, I love all music,
so I mean I'm not I'm not I'm not going
to discriminate against any particulous cups of music. But you
guys really opened me up to this genre of music

(55:27):
specifically that I never really was partial to before. I mean,
it literally trend. It literally transcends you to like and
it looked to another universe. It really does like whether
you're you know, whether you're at a party with a
couple of drinks, or whether I'm on the way to
work in the morning. And specifically, I'm a huge fan

(55:48):
of Coldplay and like I say that, anybody who hasn't
heard the song before, which at this point it's pretty
much nobody. But when it first came out, I said, listen,
if you like the Chain Smokers and you like Coldplay,
put this song on because it's literally possibly the best
collaboration I think I've ever heard of this job. You

(56:10):
need to come to marketing for us, Nick. I mean
you're speaking in very very high absolutes here. I mean,
you really really remove other music. I love hearing that
you've got to get this album. Do you have the
album yet? Yeah? Yeah, of course, it's really is fantastic.
And man, I just wanted to say that, Um, I'm
sure I'm not the only person that feels this way.

(56:32):
Um So, I mean, you can definitely feel confident knowing
that you're without a doubt moving people. It's a It's
a great thing, it really is. Thanks Nick, No problem
than vemoy break Up every Night a song the Chain

(56:54):
Smokers are saying. It's about how women are wishy washy,
not at all. I didn't say that they could go
both ways. It usually does bake up every night. She
wants to bake up every night. It's Chain Smokers. It's

(57:23):
from the album. It's abatable. Why don't you have it.
Look at look in the mirror and go why don't
I have it? You? Look at yourself. You can download
it now. It's memories do not open. Of course, Drew
and Alex are here from the Chain Smokers. I have
a few things I want to play for you. Then
we have to talk about your concert. All right. We've
talked about how Martin Garrick's was here not long ago,
and he says you are his favorites. We love Marin.

(57:46):
We just with him in South America. And then who else?
Tisto thinks you guys are amazing. We really got some friends,
don't we And they do okay on their own. Um,
but I love this. The kid bops kids bought the
version of Closer. As we stand against the Rover. I

(58:12):
never heard say something better than Rover. I'll listen to
the words. Here's what they here's what kids bob. By
the way kids bop, you can't laugh at gen kids Bob.
There a billion selling songs. They take the hits, they
edit the word is it a group though, or is
it just random little kids? They have does entrepreneurial little

(58:36):
kids taking advantage of it's a it's a production company.
They'll take the songs that we played, but they change
the edgy for kids lyrics. Listen, but listen a little more.
Huh because I'm a kid and I have no money Rush.

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By the way, this is from Kids Bop thirty four.
These CDs are always number one. These albums are always
number one. Laugh if you will, they could have us
all killed. All right, So let's let's take the chain
Smokers off the album and into the arena. I know
you guys are You're kicking off your tour at the
Triple A in Miami. Yes is true. In eight next

(59:24):
Thursdays Day, it's huge. Talk talk about what it's like
being on stage during the change Smokers show? What what?
What should we expect a little bit? Um, Well, this
star is going to be different than all the rest
of them. Um. You know, we come from the DJ
background and going forward, and if you listen to this album,
there's a lot of songs that, uh really don't fit
into a DJ set. You know, that wouldn't be the

(59:45):
best way to perform them at least. Um, So we
brought on a band and we found our band actually
on YouTube. The kids in our band are kids that
were covering our songs on YouTube um, and you know,
we became friends of them after they started covering them
and we'd send them songs Earli and they continue to
cover them. And then we brought them out to to
l A and met them and became great friends. And

(01:00:06):
now they're on tour with us. We've got this wild,
wild production that we're bringing like always have you ever
seen a Chain Smoker show. We we put a lot
of work into building the stage and and so it's
something that you've never seen before. Fire and water, smoke
and ice, all the elements will be there. I love that. Well. Look,
I just I can't stress enough how this album needs

(01:00:27):
to be on your phone immediately. It's memories do not open.
It's available as we speak. And the collaborations alone are
just fantastic. But you know, it's just when you take
any artists, and this is what I love about you guys,
and when anyone who does what you do. You can
take any artist and pour them into a bottle that's
shaped like the chain Smokers and it works. I feel

(01:00:49):
like it's because we're like we're like very spongy guys.
I don't know if that's weird to say, but but
like we like to absorb everything around us, and we
like to like so when we work with someone, it's
great because we're not trying to like impose ourselves on them,
but really like, I want to suck whatever create this is.
I'm actually sponge Sponge. I mean, we want to make

(01:01:10):
a song that's inherently you know. We seek out people
that are authentic in their own right, you know, and
hope to be able to work with them to make
something that's authentically them and us. Um, that's just really
cool about the Coldplay song, you know. I feel like
it's when you hear it, you're like, this is Coldplay,
and then you hear the production You're like, wow, this
is also definitely a chain Smoker song. I love it.
You guys are fantastic. Thank you, We love well. I

(01:01:33):
can't wait to see you again. I'm coming to your show.
I'm actually gonna pay retail for tickets. I'm gonna so
there's really no other choice for you. Question question, when's
the last time I went to a show on calm tickets?
Never ever, that's your thing? Respect, I pay top dollar
to the broker. Does want to because you don't want

(01:01:54):
to owe anybody anything. I don't know. I don't want
anyone crap to anyone. I've never taken a free ticket
for a show ever. That's not impressive. I don't do
it respect And and if I'm in the second or
third row, I'm on my feet the whole night. I'm
not sitting there. That's important. Let me tell you this
whole Queen can dance. When you see me at your show,

(01:02:16):
you're gonna turn it off. You're gonna go. This guy's
gonna have a heart attack. We gotta stop that last
show is in Queens. Speaking of Queen, wrap it up
in Queen's excellent. We love having you guys here either
album today. We'll be back right after this. Call us
zero one. Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show, starting Morning

(01:02:39):
Show open testimony. I love it. I love how funny
they are. So funny. He's always humor. It makes me happy.
Microphone check Stone. It's a lady, Uncle Johnny counting. We're

(01:03:05):
just gonna have fun and party. Let's have a show.
Elvis duran in the Morning Show. Hey, uncle Johnny just arrived.
Good morning, Uncle Johnny. How are you very gay? You
know what, Uncle Johnny, I will tell you if, if anything,
you are very consistent. I always know what to expect

(01:03:29):
from Uncle Johnny. Pay Uncle Johnny, your hairpiece looks fabulous today, Really,
it looks good. I'm bringing the other one just in case. Alright, alright,
we're all traveling to Miami for Miami Beach Gay Pride
and Uncle Johnny being honored as the I can't remember
what is it? How come I can't remember the words
Grand Marshall. Anyway, that Sunday, the parade right through in

(01:03:51):
Miami Beach, and a big concert on the beach starring
Babe and Uncle Johnny later on the day on Sunday.
It's gonna be a great weekend. Uncle Johnny. Yeah, I
see trees. Yeah, I know. Hey, so Uncle Johnny brought
a blender in. He's gonna make a blender drink. He's
famous for blender drinks. Yes, yes, well this is one
of Kathleen web Girl Kathleen's favorite drinks, so I'm decided

(01:04:12):
I'd do it. It's a frozen rose cocktail to kick
off the rose season. Rose, Rose Season. Rose. We gotta
put a little dick at the end, and then it
looks like a rose, but a little one. You don't
take the little thing did he say what I thought,
he said at the end of the Okay, all right,
what do you call that? Then? What it was? Fine?

(01:04:33):
It's fine where it is. Okay, So it's rose season.
So if you use the word rose, then the cocktail
is now called the It's called the It's called the
frozen rose cocktail. Rose, a cocktail kick off the rose season.
There you got it, frose, It's rose rose. Okay. From

(01:04:53):
now on, this cocktail today will be known as the
frose Rose. That's very good, scary a right, medium books.
He's using our beautiful be dazzled DeLong He blender, which
Johnny said, of all the blenders he's used to all
the years, he loves this DeLong He blender. Don't your
uncle Johnny. I think the DeLong bed blend is one
of the best ever. Thank you, Oh Lord, I love that.

(01:05:21):
I'm gonna be on an airplane with Uncle Johnny in
a few minutes. Oh Lord, help you, Lord to help
the flight attended to us, to keep those cocktails and coming. Lord,
help you both all right, so you get to that.
Oh I see strawberries, and I see vodka, I see rose,
I see all sorts of good things coming up. I
hope I see food, because if that goes in me
without food in trouble, as Uncle Johnny prepares. Also, maybe

(01:05:41):
a few jokes on the way from Uncle Johnny, I
don't know. All right, let's get to sound with Garretty.
Good morning, Garrett. What do you have today? Let's start
with this. So Alicia Key Swiss Beats. They're married, couple,
very musically inclined. They have a two year old son.
He can beat box already at two two years old. Hey,

(01:06:08):
al right, well he's on his way. He's on his way,
Chris pressure, He's not just spitting up bananas. It could be,
but you know it sounds good. Chris Pratt is on
Instagram wrapping about carrot muffins. Okay, it's your boy, Chris
Pratt coming back with an episode of What's My Snack?
Last chapter you ain't seen nothing. What's my Snack? Up?

(01:06:29):
And I'll be stuffing this mup up in my grill
crumbs I spill. I don't even like it, but I'm
eating this steel. Okay, all right. There's a YouTube there's
a YouTube channel called asap Science where they do a
bunch of science experiments. This one they're talking about law
of average. So they did a whole bunch of averages
across the world. This one particular is about are you

(01:06:51):
normal if you're single. If you're single in the US,
you're normal as well. Fifty point two percent of adults
in America are single, which is a big shift from
nineteen seventy when only thirty seven point four percent we're
on wed Worldwide, however, of adults have married regardless of
marital status. The average age to have a baby in
the US is twenty two point eight for women and

(01:07:14):
twenty five point four for men, whereas somewhere like Chad
the average is seventeen point nine. Well, Greece is thirty
one point two year, No idea, what they're talking about. Well,
they're just talking about the average age to get married
across the world. Okay, good, So what are they telling it?
All I was listening to was the music in the background. Well, yeah, no, uh,
if you're single, you're normal pretty much. Okay, all right.

(01:07:34):
And then finally the music in the background those great.
If you're single in the US, you're normal as well. Okay,
there you go. All right. Now, we got a ton
of new music today from Harry Styles, the Chain Smokers,
now Pitbull Camill Cadeo are on the Fate and the
Furious soundtrack and they put out a Spanish version to
their song came off a few weeks ago. This is

(01:07:54):
the English version that just came out last night. MoMA
just I gotta let's so good before spokes State Night
and good bye. We can't wait to see her again.

(01:08:23):
That's always a great, great day with pit Bull. Yes,
movie comes out next week, Fate and the Furious Beautiful
this is eight. Yes, Wow, they've done these things. That's
so cool, you know, and what an interesting backstory. And
you know they have a ride coming out of Universal Orlando.
I think it's next year and it's a fast and

(01:08:45):
furious riding. Hurry and I'll be the biggest ride ever built.
That Goo, Johny, I can't wait to take you back
to Universal Orlando and put you on the feet in
the Furious ride. I want to try the new one
that that what's the state? Only if you promised to
go on the Mommy right again Johnny? But yeah, the
last time he took Uncle Johnny two Universal, he cursed
at us. You're a good American, Garrett, Thank you for

(01:09:08):
the side. Why why you try and get kill you,
Uncle Johnny using a seniors hitison put him ony Da.
It took me in bell and put us on there.
We were. We were like to senior citizens, going, you
are senor. You want what was his hairpiece? Flipper around?

(01:09:29):
We got off the bummy, right, it almost fell off.
And I look at Uncle Johnny and his his hair
his hairpiece was facing me, but he was facing forward.
What scary. You know, it's tough to hear stories like
this and then hear stories about when Johnny was a
bouncer and he used to like, you know, rough people
up a little bit back in this day. And I did, well,
you're you're a big bruiser. I was a big boosting down.

(01:09:50):
I got a joke. I got a joke for im.
That's right, three quarters of a century old, Uncle john
I have a joke for you to add to your
joke list. Okay, what did the cannibal do after he
dumped his girlfriend? What did the cannibal do actually dumped
his girlfriend? He flushed the toilet. I was gonna say,

(01:10:13):
that's all. I stepped with my joke. I didn't steal that.
You you were you don't have that joke. That joke Okay,
Well Uncle Johnny's got jokes joke back all right, so
um let's see what's trending? Yeah, do you have the

(01:10:36):
trending music? We have the rim shot ready for Uncle
Johny's joke? What do you call it? All right? You ready?
I thought there was a good joke, but cannibal jokes.
All right, it's a visual what's trending today? So we

(01:10:56):
keep a lot of information on our phone, so we
don't need to carry around as my stuff anymore. Like
a lot of apps pay for things for us already.
So if you're going someplace like a music festival or
a concert and you don't want to carry a bunch
of stuff, these are great wallets there by thread Wallet,
and they're really small. They carry your bare necessities like
a couple of credit cards, your I D and some
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(01:11:18):
in canvas and in leather, a bunch of different designs
and styles for both men and women, whatever you want,
and you can get matching lanyards. To our producer Sam
told me about these. To go to Elvis Duran dot
com keyword trending. I'll link you over to Thread wallets
and then we all freaking love chips and guawk and
you love being able to like walk around and need it.
This is like the most pointless thing in the world,

(01:11:39):
but I really love it. It's the Uma bowl. It's
a bowl that you hold with one hand really easily,
and in one container it holds the food and then
the other it holds the dip. That's awesome into two
compartments to carry. Yeah, it's like it looks like a bra,
a ceramic bra and in perfect for chips and gas.
And in one hand you put the stuff and in
the other you put the things. So o wait, hold on,

(01:12:01):
this stuff goes in the lessons you gotta Uncle Johnny.
Uncle Johnny just dropped his teeth. That's the umber ball.
I'll link you over on Alista dot com. Well, thank
you very much. I love it. Oh my gosh, I
think we should do nothing but cannibal jokes today. What

(01:12:23):
did the cannibals say after he ate the clown? What
did the cannibals say after he ate the clown? And
does this taste funny to you? Do you like that?
Uncle Johnny? Uncle Johnny, Oh my god? Ba alright, so okay,
it's time for cocktail. Soone just in a text and

(01:12:45):
they said, we didn't know we had porky pig on
the show today. Very important appointment. Oh lord, what did
the cannibal get when he came home late for dinner?
The cold shoulder? All right, let's get into the headlines

(01:13:10):
with Bethany. Okay, scary, where's the headlines? Nothing's going right
for me back here today, by the way, sorry, all right, yeah,
we know we noticed. Oh there it is. Oh that
sounds good. Right there. Let's get into the headlines with Bethany.
All four remaining listeners want to hear what's going on? Bethany? Alrighty, well,

(01:13:30):
as you know by now, the US has launched an
air strike in Syria in response to this week's deadly
chemical attacks. The missiles were launched from a U. S.
Navy shift. They struck a target on the airfield thought
to be where the chemical attacks originated. Today, Syria is
calling the attack a blatant act of aggression. Legendary comedian
Don Rickles has passed away at the age of ninety.

(01:13:50):
He became well known for insulting Heckler's at his shows,
earning him the nickname Mr Warmth He also did the
voice for Mr potato Head in the Toy Story movies.
Oh yeah yeah. YouTube tv has launched in five cities
in the US. I haven't I haven't done down. You're
so excited for it. It's so excited. So New York,
l A, San Francisco, Chicago, and Philly. For thirty five bucks,

(01:14:11):
you'll get fifty channels, including ESPN, Big ten sports networks.
The c W A c M is joining in a
couple of weeks as well. Uh to, but but this
is your this is your hourly reminder to take a
deep breath and good news. If you find yourself talking
to your pet, or your plants, or your car, it's

(01:14:32):
actually a sign of intelligence behavioral. Okay, if I talk
to my cat, my dog, my plant, or my car,
I'm really anything that's not a human. Yeah. A behavioral
scientists from the University of Chicago says that when you're
talking to things that aren't people, you're demonstrating a high
social i Q and a uniquely human need to bond
and connect. It's a reflection of our brain's greatest ability,

(01:14:54):
rather than a sign of stupidity. Knew it, There you go.
I'm sorry, what was that Uncle Johnny. I do that
all the time. Who do you talk to your inanimate objects? Plants,
people that are not here anymore? And I talked to everybody.
Did they talk back? I'm I'm not. It's a it's

(01:15:14):
a it's a bigger picture. The Morning Show. I gotta
tell you, I just ate a pepper that is so hot.
It is so good? Is good? Tell you what if

(01:15:37):
you're on Staten Island this weekend, wherever you're listening. If
you're listening, and let's say Montana, you need to fly
into New York for the grand opening of A and
C super Red on Manor Road in State nighte. This
is so good. I just ate a pepper that's blowing
the top of my head off. The same one sharing peppers. Oh,

(01:16:01):
by the way, speaking of cannibal jokes, I just had
one of my favorite ones just come came over the
text Where did it go? Two cannibals were eating a
guy and one said, you start at the feet, I'll
start at the head. After a while, he said, hey,
how's it going. The other one said I'm having a ball.
He said, oh, you're eating too fast. Slow down. Of course,
Nate's heard that joke because he's heard all jokes. I've

(01:16:26):
never heard anyone say that before, Johnny. I'm eating this
very very spicy pepper on my sandwich from A and C.
Superrett I think I have the same one. Is that
this one? It's so good? Well, I need a nice
refreshing cocktail to go with this, So why don't we
get that? Can we get the blender? Go him? These
are his Frose a Rose Springtime cocktails. Here we go.

(01:16:46):
Let's push the on button. You're hearing it live. That's
a long heat blender. It's just the best in the business. Yeah.
I love the long heat. The long it's the long,
the long heat. That's what I said. So, Uncle Johnny,

(01:17:09):
what is in the Frose Rose? We have a fabulous
rose being mixing your g s which was given to
me by you about a year ago. Yeah, you know
what I mean. I'm the king of Rose and the
Little Tito's Vodka. So okay, So you're blending wine and vodka, yes,
with strawberries and a little I put supposed to be

(01:17:32):
a little sugar, but I put Tivya because I die,
and then rose strawberries and fresh strawberries the top it
off to make though rose rose by the summer. Okay,
it's beautiful. What's spring? But you know it's a beautiful thing.
These strawberries are loaded with antioxiden, so good for you.
It's like it would be unhealthy to not have one.

(01:17:54):
I don't know. This drink will make you live longer.
And I also read something today about wine. Wine makes
you Actually, it's actually it exercises your brain when you
drink wine. Could you stop down and say things to
yourself like where am I? Where? Phone? You have to
stopped and think this man, seriously, did you see this
story to they're saying that drinking wine it's it's the

(01:18:15):
same as exercising your brain with like crossword puzzles. Look
it up. Okay, drunk person did that? Okay, my pants do?
What would you google search on that? It would be
wine makes you smarter? Yeah, there you go results. There's
a there's a story today. Look under look undernews under

(01:18:36):
Google bridesmaids trade bouquets for rescue puppies. Fabulous. Oh my god,
that's what happened when you drink too muche has sex
no penn state, No, all right, I'm gonna look for
it as we enjoy this nice clocktail. It makes Let's
go around the room. It exercises your brain. That's what
they're saying. Around the room. And we'll start in a
room in beautiful South Florida. We're froggy. We're sleeping on
your coups. This weekend, we have the y ten thou

(01:19:00):
dollar one hundred minutes shopping Spree at Westville Broward Mall. Tomorrow.
We also have Miami Beach Gay Pride the parade where
Uncle Johnny is the Grand Marshal, and that's on Sunday,
and then the big Pride Parade on the beach. Froggy,
what's on your mind today? What's the good thing? You're
all coming over because there's gonna be lots of food,
because don't wait anymore for a special occasion to cook

(01:19:23):
something that you like. I always wait for like a
special occasion to roast a turkey or do that kind
of stuff. Last night out of Saturday, you know what,
I want, a roasted turkey. So I went about a
turkey breast and I cooked it last night on my
big green egg and it was amazing to you. Do
not wait for special occasions to eat things that you like.
Eat it whenever you want it. Whatever you want us

(01:19:44):
the good China as they said, Yes, glad, I'm coming over.
I hope you have food turkey. He posted that massive
roasted turkey. It looked beautiful, It was in the shape
of a heart. It was good. So what's up with
you today, Bethany? You know, every once in a while
you just have to go for it. I might. Long
hair is a really big security blanket for me. And
I've always had long hair and it was really unhealthy
because I hadn't really cut it in a long time.

(01:20:07):
And so last night I went to the salon and
my guy took off only about three inches, but it
feels to me like a ton of hair is being
cut off, and it gave me the nerve that later
this summer, I'm actually gonna cut my hair. And it
feels so liberating to be like, I don't need to
worry about having all of his long hair. It doesn't
identify me. It isn't who I am. Like, if you
see something in your life that you think is a

(01:20:28):
security blanket, channel yourself to try to get rid of it.
Pull your blanket down. How creepy did that? That is
super creepy? Hey, do you mind if I pull down
your creep creepy blanket, it's because we all have that thing.
Your hair is beautiful, Hey, Danielle, do you want to
swallow that food before you talk? So I'm sure lots
of people have in their lives that one person that

(01:20:48):
you know of you play a practical joke on them,
it's all over and you're gonna have to watch out.
In my house, it's my husband. So yesterday I played
a practical, practical joke on him and he said, really
you want to go there. You're in a lot of trouble. Now.
I am petrified because I know he's going to get
me back and it's going to be good. So that's

(01:21:09):
part of the payback. Yes, you don't do it. Don't
do it part, it's just part of it is just
anticipating something happening. He keeps saying, oh yeah, you at
least expect exactly. So don't do that to that person
in your life. Please stay away. Yeah, I know we
all have practical jokers in our lives. I gotta tell you,
Uncle Johnny, this cocktail is is refreshing and fantastic. It

(01:21:31):
really is. I wasn't able to practice it at home,
so this is the first halving. Oh so we're your
guinea pig. Yep, all right, I think we have some
jokes on the way. We also found your wine story.
Oh you want to hear the wine story? Yeah? Now, okay,
So I read this morning and I just looked at headlines,
so I'm not quite sure if it's accurate or not.
But I when I got out of it was drinking

(01:21:52):
wine makes you smarter because it makes you exercise your mind.
Is this true? So yeah, this is what they're saying.
There is a gentleman um named Gordon Shepherd. He's a
neuroscientist at Yale. He says that the flavor of wine
quote engages more of our brain than any other human behavior.
So when you sip a glass of wine, thousands of

(01:22:13):
taste and odor receptors are stimulated in your mouth, and
that then triggers brain activity involving pattern recognition, memory, value, judgment, motion.
All of the stuff is going on just by you
drinking wine. But you have to pay attention to the taste.
Here's here's how it works. You drink a sip of wine,
and you know what. You hear all these wines and say, oh,
I taste oak I taste you know, I'll be like,

(01:22:36):
I taste burning rubber. I don't know. But as you
stop and think about what these tastes are, yeah, and
it makes you. It makes your brain. It actually exercises
your mind. And people don't know that. You don't get it. Sniffing, sipping,
and enjoying is what they say to do. The larger
story here is being aware of things that are around
you at all times. Here's the thing. You always want

(01:22:58):
to make your mind think about big things, things, important things,
not so important things. If you're walking down the street
and all you're doing is just thinking about a peanut
butter sandwich, that's all you're thinking about. But if you're
walking down the street and you're like, oh my god,
I've never seen that tree over there, your mind starts
to think about that tree in the shape and the color.
Did you say, Oh, Michael, look at kitty cat. Kitty
catch licking it's but oh that's so cool. Why do

(01:23:18):
they lick your butts? And because they can? Because they can,
you start noticing things around you. It stimulates your mind
and that's what makes wakes your mind up. That's why
being aware is so important. It's great for the brain. Yeah, yes,
it's very good. And you get to drink wine and
you get to drink wine while it cats licking its butt. Alright,
with that said, let's get into the Daniel Report drinking this.
It's so good. Yeah it is. So it's rose and

(01:23:40):
it's uh vodka, Tito's vodka in there. It is good. Strawberries,
frozen strawberries and topped with fresh strawberries. Yes, all right,
So let's talk about Get Out leading the nominations for
your MTV Movie and TV Awards with six. Beauty and
the Beasts and Stranger Things are tied for second with
four each, and the show is going to air on
May seventh. So real life clowns are really concerned that

(01:24:02):
the new remake is bad for clown business. One of
them said, no one sticks up for clowns. The only good,
the only thing cooler to dislike is a mime. It's
silly and stupid, and I wish people would focus on
the good clowns out there. I just don't see a
mime as being like in a movie like It, it
just doesn't say anything, just goes across the wall. You

(01:24:23):
know how you're freaked out by clowns? Yeah, I'm almost
equally freaked up by mimes, are you really. We were
in Paris once, like the city of Mimes, and we
were hanging out in the tooleries, you know, the big,
big walking gardens with lakes and things in these mimes
right there, like trying to get out of that stupid box. Yeah,
they're and they come over with you and start playing

(01:24:44):
with you. I'm like, I was terrified of mimes. They
terrified me. When I went to college, there was a
miming class that I could have taken as an elective
because I was a theater major, so that was, you know,
a thing you could do. I took the clowning class instead.
Well thank you, but yeah, I I started classmates we
were studying my my Marie like mime control straighten, mimes

(01:25:07):
are clowns? Oh god, which one I prefer? Which do
you prefer? Are very good? Some mimes are incredible. They're
always pulling that that rope, They're always walking down that
imaginary staircase. Just kisses me off, just stuck in the box.
It makes me mad, all right, back to you? All right.
So shy Ala buff had a drunken meltdown in Los

(01:25:29):
Angeles at a bowling alley. He wouldn't have French fries.
They wouldn't serve him the French fries he wanted, and
so he was upset. He screamed at the bartender, called
him a lot of bad stuff. He got kicked out,
but then he had to go back. Why because he
forgot to get back the rented bowling shoes to go.
Can't take those. Um, let's see. Tom verger On from

(01:25:50):
Dancing with the Star says he has only seen one
episode of the show because he doesn't like watching himself
on television. It's like us, we don't like listening to
ourselves on the radio. One Louis. Yeah, he that's a
different story. He also admits that he started meditating because
he has a temper. And you can check the him
out in twenty five Things you Don't Know About Me
in the New West Weekly and Verne Mini met Troyer

(01:26:11):
has been in the hospital for two weeks for alcohol addiction.
We wish him the best. At the end of the
week he is actually checking back into rehab, so good
luck to him. We hope all goes well. Uh And
can you believe this? Richard Simmons might be coming back
into the public eye. We thought he had been kidnapped
his housekeeper, that was the rumor, but supposedly he may

(01:26:32):
be coming back out very soon. So we'll keep you
posted on that. Um And this weekend on television, you've
got a lot of really cool stuff Mama June from
Not Too Hot. You also have American Playboy, the Hugh
Hefner story over on Amazon. SNL gives you our friends,
the Chain Smokers, Homelands on, Keeping Up with the Kardashians
is on, and some cool stuff in the movies as well.

(01:26:52):
And next hour we're gonna talk about Edge Shearon revealing
a little something about his role in Game of Thrones.
Hey a great tea, Come here. Great T's out there
helping himself to that huge, huge table filled with the
most incredible, incredible food A and c super at over
a manor road in Staten Island. You know what, I
know you're you're probably listening in Alaska right now. You're like, well,
what does it have to do with me? You know what,

(01:27:12):
I'll tell you what I has to do with you.
Every town has its hometown flavor, and this is our
hometown flavor. Yeah it's not. And you're you're gonna be
there tomorrow, but I like how you wrote. He wanted
me to read this on the air. Hey guys, Tomorrow Saturday,
between noon and three, meet the funny man Greg T
of the Legendary Elvis Durand and the Z one Morning

(01:27:34):
Show at the grand opening of the A and C
Supert on Manor Road in Staten Island. I said, legendary
elvist in mortar show. He'll have contests and prizes. Well,
it's gonna be all kinds. So they have the Easter one.
He's gonna be there. They're gonna have face painting, door prize,
you'ring your kids? What kind of contest. I'm curious about
the contest with Bethany because I may stay home from

(01:27:54):
Miami and just go to this. I want. I want
to play a contest at the A and C Superhe
we have a wheel and then you spin the wheel
and then like see shirt, and then we also do
like I'm thinking of these guys in this business. They're
paying money for you to bring a wheel after this
off dance off? Yeah, well yeah, but you know what else,
I'm gonna use my social media. I'm gonna take pictures
and then I put into like a clause Italian food

(01:28:17):
trivia questions. Now that's good. Back, Okay, back, here's it.
Go weep so and said, hey, Elvis, can can you
come out to the opening of a cell phones cell
phone store this weekend? I made sure. He said, Well,
the the radio station street team will be with you.
They'll have lots of stuff. You just show up. They'll
take care of all this stuff. Okay, I'll get paid.
I'll go. So one of the guys from the z

(01:28:40):
On promotion teams said, okay, we're gonna give away some
prizes now, so what do you do to give away prizes?
We're going to do math trivia. That sounds you're not
doing math trip math. Do you remember this guy? Yeah?
I forgot his name though, Yeah, of course he said.
He was asking questions about trying goals and multiplication. Remember that,

(01:29:00):
and the crowd is that there going? Which leads me
to my favorite contest. We had an appearance when we
did the movie the movie screening the movie preview and
we had I think we had like five T shirts
to give away. Mr Movie Phone flew in from l
A and so it was a theater filled with like

(01:29:20):
two people. I would like to explain after your time,
and I said, okay, if anyone has a a leather
jacket with a paper clip in the pocket, come down,
I'll give you a shirt. Of course, no one gets up.
I said, okay, let's make it a little tougher, a
little easier. Okay, if you have a pair of sneakers
in your purse, because sometimes people you know, come on down,
I'll give you a shirt. One lady came down and

(01:29:41):
great Jesus, oh I know one. I said, what if
you have on white socks, come on down. So two people,
two hundred people stand up in the theater start all
running towards and we have four shirts. Face was like,
oh my gosh, we're gonna get bum rushed, Like what
are we going to please don't do that at the
ANC super pot well not. And my only next place

(01:30:03):
was that it was a warmer day and a lot
of people were wearing sandals, so I thought, if you
had a pair of socks. I didn't know that half
the theater had white socks. By the way, this ANC
superret no offense. Greg. I don't know if you know this,
but the the grand opening was supposed to be Scary's
gig and and he he has to be in Miami,

(01:30:25):
so you got it. So so it's like, here, we
we should probably just charge them half half cost because scary,
like you can tell you that. I mean, people pay
more for scary than they do for nothing gets me
excited like Italian cult, Cutch and meats and Waite. Did
scary tell you that? Because that's just kind of rude.
I think, Hey, by the way, that was supposed to

(01:30:45):
be my gig, and I gave it to Tea because
I'm not going to be there. So the reason we're
talking about this stuff is I want you to know
what what life at the radio station is really like.
So Greg is gonna say, okay, we got a hundred
dollars for anyone who likes Italian food, come on down.
I wanted more for the man, more for everybody. I
have an idea for whatever talent fee you're making. Yeah,
I do believe you should donate it to the Staten

(01:31:06):
Island Zoo. Sounds awesome, like a great plan. I would
do that. Yes, I'll do that. No, he hasn't. He
hasn't look on his face like he's not gonna do it. No, No, listen,
I know how much the Staton Zoo means to you,
I tell you what, there's nothing I can do whatever
your talent fee is. And we won't talk about that
here because I know it's not as much as what
Scary commands. But whatever your talent fee is, yes, I will,

(01:31:29):
I will match it. Okay, to the Staten Island Zoo.
We'll do that. I think it's a great age. So
no matter where you're listening, whatever planet you're on, you
can be in Las Vegas, you can be in Hong Kong,
wherever I want you. To be at the A n
C super Ad on Manor Road on Staten Island tomorrow
from noon to three, meet the funny man. Great tea
who's donating his talent fee to the stat is going
to repay me and matching it. And I'm gonna match it.

(01:31:51):
So that's a whole hundred dollars that too, can food.
It's gonna be fair. His wife, His wife just drove
off the road, there he goes. He's walking out of here,
all defeated, all right by Gregory. All right, we have

(01:32:12):
to take a break. I just this is just like
a little story in the background. What's going on? Okay,
Uncle Johnny may have some jokes coming up next, What's
hot right now? And Elvis Duran dot com. Here's web
girl Kathleen t kick off Rose season, Uncle Johnny. It's
making a frozen rose cocktail today and that recipe will
be up later. It looks delicious. And we had Harry

(01:32:33):
Styles and the Chain Smokers on air with us today.
If you miss those interviews, they will also be up
for you later. To make sure you check the homepage.
Get all this some more Saran dot com, elvitur dot com.
Oh crap, dude might from his radio show in the morning.

(01:32:53):
So head on down to South Florida for an incredible
weekend with the y one ten tho dollars shoppings for
at Westville Brower Mall. That's tomorrow. If that's not fun enough,
well on Sunday, it's the Pride Parade Miami Beach. Uncle
Johnny is the Grand Marshal. Do we have the Pride
Parade Miami Beach? On the beach bebe Rex up performing,
Uncle Johnny. Are you doing your song tomorrow? Yes? I

(01:33:16):
think that, I think they want me to do that. Sunday.
I think Sundays the day. Yeah, that's the day. All right, Well,
I hope you show up. Don't forget to be don't
forget to show up for your your song and your parade. Yes,
where is this all right? Uh? We also, you know
they did it last year, they're doing it again this year.
Our friends at Poet Tropic Hall are are bringing a

(01:33:37):
ton of food out for our for our our beach
party on Sunday. We love Poet Tropical and they all
always they're there for pride in Miami Beach. I love
a good Troppi chop. That's just And also the Eating
Rock Hotel in Miami Beach so beautiful. Yeah, and you
know and historical, but no know, the Eating Rock was there.

(01:33:58):
I mean it was the the place back in the day.
It really helped put Miami Beach on the map when
it came to glamour travel. I love that term glamour travel.
By the way, And when you walk into the Eating
Rock Hotel, it's just so fascinating the architecture they have.
They have restored it so beautifully. It's gorgeous. The Eating

(01:34:18):
Rock Miami Beach, it's it's not just a hotel anymore.
It's the resort. They got the beach there. They have
incredible restaurants. No boo is there? Huh what was that?
That was me? What what you love? No? Yeah, you love?
No boo oh, no boo I actually no booze no, no, no, no,

(01:34:39):
Uncle Johnny. By the pool, they have like those big
chairs that are like in the water, like submerge yourself
while relaxed, and they have booze. Right, Daniel, no boo
as in as in sushi socking. I know I turned white.
You can actually my Bobby Browner right now. You can

(01:35:01):
actually go to Eating Rock Miami dot com. You book
now and take advantage of spring preview rates and you
can save up to go to uh oh, why do
they give us these long addresses? You know what, I'm
trying to save your money. No, you know what. This
is what you gotta You gotta work a little bit
to save a little money. No boo. Eaten Rock dot

(01:35:23):
Com slash Spring offer. All right, there you go, all right,
Uncle Johnny, Here we go, Here we go, john he's

(01:35:43):
a little easter jokes at very nice too much. Don't
just tell the jokes. Okay, you really shouldn't tell us
what to expect, all right, gentlemen, Uncle Johnny, what did
the Easter eggs say to the bowling water. What did
the easter eggs say to the boil water? It might
take a while to get had because I just laid

(01:36:04):
some chick. It might take me a while to get
hard because I just got laid by some chick. Yes, okay, okay,
let's move on. He Why did the bunny hop? Why
did because he only had one leg? What didn't the

(01:36:25):
easter egg? Why didn't the easter egg across the road?
Why didn't cross? Because he wasn't a chicken yet? How
long does it take the Easter bunny to get ready
for dinner? Take the two hours and three degrees? All right,

(01:36:52):
getting ready for Easter next weekend. I'm going back to
my Cannibal jokes. Alright, alright, Uncle Johnny everywhere, Uncle Johnny. Yeah, yeah,
you too, my list. Oh, we're done. We are pretty
much done, Uncle Johnny. Congratulations. You can see Uncle Johnny
and his his I don't know if he's wearing this

(01:37:13):
two pay or the other one in the pride. We
got two we could choose. You can change in the
middle of the parade. Here's the thing. I don't know
if you've ever been in a parade before, I know
you guys have we've all been in parades together. When
you're on that float, time goes so fast. It's like
you get on the float and then all of a
sudden the parade over you, and you want more because
there's nothing better then standing on a stage and rolling

(01:37:33):
down the street and having people wave at you. It's
so great back just which life was a parade. It's not.
Everybody's always so happy and just like you know, loving
one another and parade. This is always It doesn't matter
what's going on. You just put that all aside and enjoy.
Don't you even fun gay parade music? It was fabious

(01:37:56):
when you Grand mashal I was that was one and
this year with Bebe rex of there you know how
much we love babe, and she insisted on performing. She's like,
I will perform at your party. I'm like, oh my gosh,
I love that. Here we go, ready, here's Uncle Johnny.
I walk every step of the mile and thinking with
really worth water pray. I'm marching down the line. I

(01:38:20):
don't know what a gun who wouldn't be willing to
run the parade. I'm marching down the line. I'm what
you call about one thing curtain when I am love
a parade trapping beat hear from you know the words

(01:38:43):
I love a parade when I I don't want to
fend the carey thing um a horn? All right? You
up there, you go? Do we do the headlines? All right,
let's do the headlines. That was great, Johnny. I love

(01:39:04):
it when you're saying I love a parade. You sound
them just like Jimmy Cagney. That they all sounded so
weird back then. So into the headlines we roam. What's
the latest, Bethany? Okay, So the US launched an airstrike
in Syria that you know it was in response to
this week's deadly chemical attacks. Today, Syria is calling the
attack quote a blatant act of aggression. YouTube tv has

(01:39:27):
launched in five cities in the US for thirty five bucks.
You'll get fifty channels. A c M, by the way,
is joining those channels in a couple of weeks. It's
going to have unlimited DVR that holds your recordings for
nine months, and you can share your subscription with up
to five different people. It's on in New York City
and Philly. So talk so far, it's fantastic. Yeah. Tim
Tibo hit a home run during his first minor league

(01:39:49):
at bat for the Columbia Fireflies. Tonight is your best
chance to see Jupiter this year. If you're using binoculars
or a telescope, you'll be able to see its four moons,
but you will be able to see it with the
naked I this is your hourly reminder to take a
deep breath. I'm Johnny. Breathe, Uncle Johnny. Are you okay? Yes, okay, good?

(01:40:11):
And thank you to Scott to be for the story.
A woman's fitbit saved her life. It detected a change
in her heart beat. Her heart went up to something
like a hundred and forty and because of that she
knew to take herself to the e er and she
could have had blood clots that could have killed her.
But because her fitbit was like, hey, by the way,
your heart beats crazy, she knew to go to the hospital. Yes,
that's another great reason to keep track of your health.

(01:40:33):
And those are your headlines. You really like my dog
better than this in the morning show. Here's the thing.
It's the weekend. You're like, I don't want to think
about work. Okay, let me think for you. Zip recruiter
dot com is the way to go. If you're in
charge of hiring for your business. Let them do the work,
you know, and they're much more organized at it, and

(01:40:53):
they have these incredible systems put into place, and that
these computers that use those big fancy algorithms and things.
What happens is you post your job online with one
click and it goes out to over two hundred websites
and h including social media, talks about the job you
have available. And as applicants roll through the zip recruiter system,

(01:41:13):
they sift through all the bad eggs and they come
up with the best ones for your position. It's just
working smarter with your time. Oh absolutely, it's the weekend.
Why do you want to sit there and think about
hiring someone. Let's Zip recruiter do it. Yeah. I mean,
I wish they could do the morning show for us.
We tried, they said, no, no, they'll figure it out.
Zip recruiter dot Com, slash Elvis, go to that and

(01:41:34):
use it for free. So if you're in charge of hiring,
use zip recruiter. I mean, it sends your ad out
over states all around and it looks for that perfect
Canada and it organizes all the info coming back so
you don't have people calling your office. Zip recruiter will
help you become a hero and drawing here you know
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com slash Elvis to use it for free. That's zip

(01:41:56):
recruiter dot com slash Elvis, Elvis use it for free?
What put push Elvis, Elvis durand Elvis Durant. Phone tap?
Here we go, Garrett phone tapped Uncle Johnny. Alright, set
it up? What happened? All right? So we got an
email from our listener, Christina, who told us her uncle
Craig has a great talent. He thinks he sounds like
Uncle Johnny, to the point where Craig has gone out

(01:42:18):
to bars and people have been giving him free drinks
because they think he's Uncle Johnny. So we decided to
use Craig's talent and phone tap our very own Uncle Johnny.
You can't wait listen in Hello zero, Hey Johnny is Garrett.
I've just gotten several emails about something that I thought

(01:42:39):
you should know about. There's this guy that has been
going around claiming to be Uncle Johnny. You know, he's
causing some trouble he got thrown out of a bar
for getting into a fight with a guy. He's giving
you a bad name around town. A he said, he
said he's gone to the monster before. I mean, he's
literally copying your life. Oh god, this is just a
bad look for us at the radio station. It certainly is.

(01:43:01):
But we don't need any of this. I mean, I
don't know. It's my represation. He's ruining, I know. And
the interesting part is, so I decided to call him,
and he is telling me that he's Uncle Johnny, like
you know, you know what. I'll put you on hold
and you can listen in, but I want you to
hear what this guy sounds like. You know, he hold on,
he doesn't know that I'm talking to you. So, hey,

(01:43:21):
Uncle Johnny, I'm sorry all this was a little busy.
I'm sorry about that. Hello, lady like going on? So
you're telling me that I should come out and have
a drink with you? Yes, And you know I want
to get back into the studio and uh, you know,
I guess a crocktails to make. Maybe we could do
it monday. You could have me back and we could
met something. Hello. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, would you like

(01:43:45):
to Uh, like me to come with you? This is
uncle Johnny. Would you like me to come with you? No?
This is uncle when you're talking to the real one now, no, no, no, hello, Hello. Anyways,
you're not you? And I could tell you I could.
I'm dying to see you. Yes, I'll meet you. Yeah,
where do you want to meet you? And I could?

(01:44:06):
You could come out? And doesn't mean at Cherry's on
the Bay and on Fire Island. I'll set up with
a beautiful drink. Yes, it's it's completely phone. He's he's
copying everything I do. What are you crazy? So I'll
get you to come over the Fire Island? Are you cute?
Ask Alvis what to do about this? I think that
because you could trace the call. If you can trace

(01:44:27):
where the call is coming from, we've had him online
long enough. And then uh, and then we'll notify the
police that because it's ruining my reputation and and I
can trace him. Now, what are you Crazy's a copyright infringement.
I got a lot of money tied up in these
T shirts? You know? Really? Yeah? What do you bananas?

(01:44:47):
T shirts? I make a lot of it. Listen to
this guy he's saying he's trying to say his Uncle
Johnny said, he doesn't even sound like I'm so awful.
Would I have a tupay like this on if I wasn't,
Uncle Johnny, you can tell it's a tulpay, can't you crazy?
I think you cannot tell, Uncle Johnny see what I'm
talking about. Yes, Well, apparently we've got to get touch
with the police or something. I'm gonna call the cops

(01:45:08):
right now. I think you should. This is somebody. He's
going all over the town, impersonating me, and they got
kicked out of Mars and things like this, and now
it's he's taking over my Hopeasana. What are you banan?
It's horrible. Oh my god, I don't know what to do.
We're going to get the police or something. We called
some of the listeners that have met him too, and
they said that he even tried to sell them drugs. Now,

(01:45:28):
this guy, listen, hello, you study, but whoever you're listen,
you're ruining my reputation. You're really starting to aggravate me. Now.
I don't want anybody selling drugs in my name, are
using my t shirts or anything else. Do you shut up?
Because if I see you up, break your head. You're
not with me, buddy. Hello, lady, I'm telling you right now,

(01:45:49):
it's nothing. It's what. Are you a tough guy? I
am a tough guy. Am a hell of a lot
tougher than new baby. You just said. No, don'ty I'm
not even gonna play this game with you. I'm not
we do anymore. You're screwing up Elvis Durand's to his reputation,
the radio and everybody around town. I will hunt you
down and I will have you arrested. And you're trying

(01:46:11):
to perpetrate a fraud here. I am not trying to
perpetrate anything. I'm going to perpetrate you. Pictures of me
skinny dipping out in Palm Springs a couple of weeks ago.
I was like, well, Google, are you follow me on Twitter?
What's the big deal? Anybody could do that? Listen, what
are you talking about? You are the fraud here? All right?
I want to meet you. I want to meet you now.
I want to meet you too. Where are you am

(01:46:32):
I gonna know you? Tell me where to meet you
this afternoon? Well, tell me where to meet you this afternoon,
you wi, I live right by madister squad and you know, yes,
Well he come over here then street from Madison Square.
I live in Madison Square, Darden, So come on over,
come on, come on there, you want to come on
send a picture. You could see me on YouTube making

(01:46:53):
a banana surprise the cool women on it. I'm gonna
smack you so hot, your mother's gonna feel like. Hey,
Uncle Johnny being Anon. You got phone tapped? Get that out?
You're going good night. I'm going to who who is?
Who is my? Who's playing? Uncle Johnny? That that's Craig.
He actually has been getting free drinks at bars because

(01:47:14):
people think he's Uncle Johnny. Out? That was a phone tap.
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Morning Show. Okay, we have time for this. I want
to do this a very special thank you. Look at this,

(01:47:57):
Look at this, beautiful, beautiful painting of my little act
looks so Jamie Battaglia sent me this letter. Several years ago.
She went to work. She quit her job in Philly
and went to work uh at the Monmouth County SPC
eight in Town, New Jersey. Shortly after, she met this
guy working there, and his name is John. Love at

(01:48:19):
first sight, they're still together. She quit her job and
now has found more time because she's an animal groomer.
She's found more time to paint. That's her passion. So
she has taken her two loves in this world, animals
and painting, and puts them together and started her own business.

(01:48:40):
It's called Possum Paintings. That's so cute. Look at this.
She took a picture of my Max and she painted
this most incredible looks just like him. It looks just
like him. But at the same time, it's it's a
fun painting. She puts, she puts her spin on it. Yeah,
oh my gosh, it's so good. That's so cute possum painting.
So so now she has this great guy John, she's

(01:49:02):
working with animals she loves, and she's painting, which has
always been very therapeutic for her. She made something that
was her hobby and I want to talk about this Monday.
So she took something which is her hobby and turned
it into her new livelihood. Yes, I wish I could
to my hobby of shoes shopping and turn that into
a livelo There is a way. So Jamie Battaglia, thank
you so much. And here's what I want you to do.
On Instagram. Go to at Powsom Paintings p A. W.

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S o Emmy Paintings at Powsome Paintings and you can
see what she does because I mean, she'll take a
picture of your pet and like I said, she adds
her twist to it, and obviously she's got a great mind.
And you can tell, like animals are hard to paint,
because you can tell if it's not right. You know.
It was like that little spark isn't there or it

(01:49:47):
is there, and she nailed it. And she got my
kitchen floor in the background to this kind of powsome
as well. So I gotta say thank you so much
to Jamie and U that's that's incredible. And John John,
I know it doesn't work with Alex at the Zoo,
and it's just really cool. I'm so touched. We're gonna
We're gonna put this in the very center of my

(01:50:09):
Max Gallery collection. Yeah, I'm sorry, I took up some
of your time. Headline ed Sharon is revealing just a
little something about his role in the upcoming season of
Game of Thrones. He doesn't die in it, so that
means he could be back, which would be awesome. Well,
he's ruining the ending for it. You shouldn't tell us

(01:50:29):
he doesn't die. Anybody could die in that show. Adele
has spent three nine weeks on the top two hundred
album chart, giving her the record for a woman. The
previous champ was Carol King with three eighteen weeks. That's
crazy to be Carol Kang. That's nut, that is. But
I don't I'm not surprised. We love our Thank you,
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