The Day We Didn't Brush

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(00:20):
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she's speaking, but I like it. Yeah. She shuts the
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(01:38):
the dance. That's why your father wom before. But you
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(03:23):
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(03:45):
stays nice go from everywhere day the way they did it,
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(04:08):
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(04:32):
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(05:18):
Portions of this program are prerecorded program activated synchronizing can
here we Go. I've had many really bad days where
I've woken up in the morning, turn on the radio
and they've turned it completely around to hear my junk

(05:39):
has been chopped off. But a great way to start
the day. So much no, so much no in this
whole conversation calling my half. If anyone gives me hell
for eating animal crackers, I'll cut a bit. Hey guy,
he's mighty shy. I have a vagina, Jael was going on.
This show has never felt more perfect, more well read. Gandhi,

(06:00):
You're amazing, it's great, it's great. I love. That's just
the best call. Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Whoa
we have someone on the show named Gandhi? When did
that happens? That opening is like two years old. Remember

(06:21):
we had that produced when Gandhi arrived because people were
calling in say how much they love her. I guess
they still love you, but that's they may hate you
by now. I don't know. I'll take it then, So
let's leave that running, all right, Welcome to the day.
I must apologize for our tardiness. It's all my fault.
I take full responsibility. Hmm. It's bad enough when you're
late for work trying to get into the office. It's

(06:44):
even worse when you're late for work in your own house.
I like that. I don't know, it's just it's gonna
be a day. I'm telling you now. Well, welcome to
the day. It is Wednesday, the Thursday, June eighteenth. All right,
at least I got the day right. And I have
something very gross to tell you. I'm so late. I
haven't even brushed my teeth yet. I'm gonna have to

(07:06):
go back and brush my teeth as soon as possible.
This is whoa if you have on fresh. I took
a shower. Today was shaved day because we're doing a
big Pride special later which we have to record, and
I had to shave my beard. I don't look like
Jeffrey Epstein today. It's kind of Weir's a good thing.

(07:29):
My face is so closely shaved it's it's smoother and
less harrier than Danielle's. So I mean that's that's good.
Hey Danielle, how are you this morning? You're good? I
am good? Thank you? Yeah? What about you? Gandhi, welcome
to the show. Oh thanks, it's nice to see you guys. Yeah,

(07:50):
you too, you too. Hello, they're froggy. How are you feeling?
Good morning, albous I'm doing great, doing great. Hello, scary,
I'm hungry. What was that you're hungry already. All right,
I'm hungry. It must be six zero seven, he's hungry
and good mornings straight eight. How you doing you go
in on SDSLS. I'm great today. Hope you're well. Well. Well,

(08:11):
a lot of people are already texting in wondering why
we're not on channel twelve on Sirious XM anymore. Well,
because they pull the plug. We're no longer there. But
if you did find us another way, I keep in
mind you can always listen to us totally for free.
You don't have to pay Serious XM. Be done with them,
and I simply listen to us for free on the

(08:31):
iHeartRadio app. And there you have it. Let's go talk
to Amy on line twenty four, our first caller of
the day. She's taking her daughter to see April the
Giraffe this weekend. April the Giraffe is very famous. Amy,
Good morning, Okay, good morning. So you're taking your daughter
to April the Giraffe this weekend. I hear, I am

(08:54):
for the first time. My daughter is going to be
She just turned two years old, so that's the first
time I ever going to the zoo. So I think
it's gonna be very exciting for her. Love that. I
love that, you know what, starting him off early. Supporting zoos,
it's so important. In April the giraffe, do you guys
remember when April the giraffe was born? Oh I remember
what I think? Is she the mama? Right? I think

(09:15):
that it gave first two? Yeah? She I did. Okay,
it was traumatic watching that giraffe fall from like eight
feet nine feet up. Oh my god, that while that's
so crazy. I mean, and you, you, Daniel, you've you've
given birth. If a child comes out, it comes out

(09:35):
in like one big lump. But a giraffe has that
long neck, so it makes when in April the mother
giraffe looked down and go, when are you going to
stop coming out of me? Stop it? Yeah? Yeah, I
know that. That's so cool. Amy. So, Amy, did you
grow up going to the zoo and supporting the zoo

(09:57):
as well? I did? I did. I always love going
to the zoo. Oh great, me too. Zoos are so
important and you know, as they slowly start to open
up more and more, they need our support because you
know what, wild pandemic kept them closed for a while. Amy.
There were still people there every day working to keep
the animals safe and well fed, and also keeping the

(10:18):
park manicured and looking beautiful. It's it's it's so important
that you support your zoo and Amy, you are the
first caller of the day. You and your daughter. Tell
April the giraffe, we said hello, and we're gonna send
you some scrubs from Hackensack Meridian. They're on their way. Okay,
Oh wonderful, Thank you very much. Have a good day. No,
you have a good day, and thank you for listening.
Hold on one second. I love that you know what?

(10:40):
Who's Who's all? Who? All here is itching to go
to a zoo? Din't that sounds good? Oh yeah, all right,
all right, let's get into it. The horoscopes today we
will ask Nate to kindly not join us in the horoscopes. Okay,
you're lost, Okay, Dan Goddie, it's all you go right ahead,

(11:02):
all right. It's Blake Shelton's birthday today and Paul McCartney,
Happy birthday to them. Capricorn rarely is an attitude set
in stone. Allow yourself time to reflect and accept change.
Your day is a seven Aquarius. Be alert, but do
not be fearful. Your wariness can sometimes be a reflex.
Allow yourself to let down your guard. Your day is
an eight hey Bizes. Do not be pessimistic to the good,

(11:24):
to the good things happening around you. Allow yourself to
manifest and create joy your days and nine aries. Quit
being patient. Do not accept an unacceptable situation. You have
the power to change anything around you. Your day is
an eight Taurus. Sometimes you're great foresight in certain situations
needs to be explained to others around you, So speak clearly.
Your days of nine gem and I remember that out

(11:46):
of every bad situation you have been in, it has
offered you a chance to grow and learn. Your day
is a nine cancer. Take a break from the action
and allow yourself a moment to relax and reflect. Your
days of ten Leo. Remember that being real sick does
not always mean you should have to lower your expectations.
Your day is a nine Virgo. Sometimes no news is

(12:06):
good news. Do not make assumptions on what could be Instead,
being stable is in the unpredictable. Your day is an
eight Libra. Anticipating other people's reactions can be easy for you,
so allow yourself to be pleasantly surprised by life's little things.
Your day is at ten Scorbio allow for more spontaneous
sides to emerge, straying away from that comfort zone. It

(12:27):
has many benefits to your days at seven and Sagittarius.
While a situation may have turned out differently from what
you anticipated, consider an outcome is sometimes far from final.
Your day is an eight and those are your Thursday
morning horoscopes. Excellent. Thank you so much again. My apologies
for being late in my own home. Already have some

(12:48):
people who also work from home texted saying that they're
late for work all the time as well, So I
guess I'm not the only idiot. What are you gonna do?
All right? Live from the newsroom. Also call it her
boyfriend's living room in beautiful Detroit, Michigan. It's now Gondhi
with the three things we need to know? So much
going on, Gondhy, Where do you start a lot? Let's

(13:08):
start in Atlanta. The mayor of Atlanta is hoping that
police show up for work today after two officers were
charged in the shooting death of Rachard Brooks. The concern
is due to the fact that a lot of Atlanta
police officers apparently got what they call the blue flu
yesterday and didn't show up for their shifts. After officer
Garrett Rolph was charged with felony murder, Officer Devon Brazen
was charged with aggravated assault, there were reports of officers quitting,

(13:29):
but that is untrue so far. However, they are voicing
their discontent that seventies show star Danny Masterson has been
charged with three counts of rape. He's facing forty five
years behind bars after being charged in three separate cases
going as far back as two thousand and one. He
was already dropped from Netflix's The Ranch after four women
accused him of rape, which he has denied. He's now

(13:50):
charged in those three separate incidents, and the victims have
not been named. In the district Attorney's release, he says
his attorneys and himself are all confident he will be
exonerated once the evidence comes to light. And finally, on
a much lighter note, apparently even the cows in England
are starting to get aunty about going out to party.
I don't know if you guys saw this video, but
there's video that shows a heard of cows strolling through

(14:11):
a parking lot, crashing a beer garden and hanging out
like guests. They wandered through the seating area, then checked
out the wedding facilities. The owners that at one point
they looked like they really just wanted to have a
good time, but they were escorted home safely. And those
are your three things. Well, you know, while they have
escorted them out, they weren't wearing masks. You have to
be very careful these days. Cows. Silly cow. Anyway, Well,
thank you again. We are not on Serious XM Channel

(14:33):
twelve any longer for whatever reason. It's so be on
my pay grade to figure it out. I don't know,
I don't care. Apparently, you can still hear us on
the digital Serious XM on channel like eight million and
four way up there's out there in the middle of nowhere.
But listen. You can always listen to us and everything
you need totally for free on your iHeartRadio app. So

(14:54):
any of your friends that may be talking to you
about you know, hey, well I can't hear them on
a serious XM anymore, Just tell them the I Heart
Radio app hasnants for free, and everything else that goes
along with the iHeart Radio app totally for free. We
love it. With that said, it is Thursday. You guys
ready for Thursday. Oh yeah, yeah, all right, Happy birthday,
Mike Zubek. Let's have a day and come on. Oh

(15:14):
my god, I'm hearing myself on the radio now, okay, sorry, guys.
In the Morning Show, a lot of dads really turn
up the heat on DIY projects when it comes to
their kids. They build everything like rocket ships, two story treehouses,
the whole works, and lows is celebrating these extreme di
i ye dads with Lowe's dedications. Listen all weekend long

(15:36):
to hear's some of the best Low's dedications from our listeners.
Oh this is obnoxious, Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Oh,
you shouldn't have to pay to listen to this crap.
We're for free. It's complementary. No, no, you can always
listen to us on your stations. You're listening to wherever

(15:56):
we're on and also totally free on your iHeartRadio app.
Not only do you at our show, but you can
also listen to our our our on demand channel. You
can listen to our podcasts. The iHeartRadio app more than
ever so important to us. All well, welcome to the day.
Do we have any guests today. I'm so out of
my mind. Nate, Nate, Nate. By the way, Nate Nate.

(16:17):
I watching him in the zoom room, like you guys,
he shakes his head. We're on the radio. You gotta
fall get that. I thought maybe you would just take
that and then run with and say, no, we don't
have any guests today, but I guess I have to
say that. So no, we don't have a guest today. Okay,
so it's just USh. Yeah, So now what do we do? Oh? Wow,

(16:37):
we are one day away from the weekend. That's all
I can say. Um, Producer Sam is here, Hi, producer Sam,
Welcome to the day. What's going on with you? I
think of slowly waking up. It was one of those
nights where you have a dream about work, so when
you get ready for work, you're like, but did I
wake up? Though? Am? I? I feel very trick. It's terrible.

(17:00):
Do you ever have those mornings where you open your
eyes and you go, oh god, I bet I've got
like three more hours to sleep and you look at
the alarm or you look at the clock on your phone.
It says it's like one minute before your alarm goes off,
and then you're still You're still so foggy. It's still
so foggy in your brain. You think you can actually
sleep for sixty seconds more? Okay, I can sleep. How

(17:24):
did that work out for you? What did you have
for dinner last night? Gandhi? Oh? What did I have?
I had? Oh? We weorded pizza Dominoes. It was pretty good. Yeah,
I'm a fan of chain pizza. I know in New
York it's not acceptable, but it was. I am too, Gandhi,
don't feel bad, I am too. Yeah. Okay, well, no,
I want I want you to like what you like,

(17:45):
but I will say that you being in Detroit, Detroit
has excellent pizza. Yes, I have heard this, but instead
we want Dominoes. No, no, no. If that's what you like,
then that's what you like. I'm not gonna sit here
and say you've done something wrong, scary. Stop being a

(18:06):
pizza snob. Stop it. Thank you, Danielle. How was your
night last night? It was good. I actually made corn
on the cob. I took half the husk off the corn,
and then I just put it in the oven for
like twenty five minutes, and then we just peeled back

(18:27):
the husk, put a little salt on it. It was
so sweet and delicious. It was perfect. And even my
husband came upstairs. That was the best corn. That corn
was so amazing. It was so good. Next time, I'm
gonna I'm gonna season it next time. I'm so excited.
Oh no, you're gonna go out on a limb season
your corn. And we were seeing we were talking about
this yesterday. It's not even corn season yet, but the

(18:50):
cons really good. Now we're doing is. I was shocked
love corn. I know I had corn last night too.
We all had corn. There's a joke there, all right,
producer Sam, let's get into it the feel goods. What
do you have for us today? All right? So this
is from Phyllis Resnick and she sent me a story

(19:11):
that this this kind of blew my mind. So were
any of you bookworms in school? Did you just love
to read? Yeah? At least we got That's mine you
and you only would have really loved this Virginia school
librarian named Kelly Passik. She has the most genius covid
idea I've ever heard. She felt badly that everything's still

(19:34):
closed right now for her students. No amusement parks, no theaters,
no libraries, and she really wanted to help keep them occupied,
so she figured she could deliver books to them by drone.
She said, as a school librarian, it's extremely important to
me to have connections with my students so I can
make sure they have access to get all the resources
they need to allow them to be successful in life.

(19:56):
And she uses this service for her essentials called Wing
and it's a drone delivery service. She's so smart. She
got in touch with them, she told them her idea
and now the students just have to submit the book
they want online. She does the processing, she does the packaging,
she drops it off at Wing and then Wing drones
the book over to the student's house. Isn't that cool? Well,

(20:17):
hands free service? I love it. You can check out
the photos at Elvis Durand dot com. Thank you Phyllis
for the story and if you have a story that
deserves be featured, email me Sam at Elvistran dot com
subject mind feel goods excellent And by the way, if
you do have a package being droned to your house,
let it drop the package please don't approach the drone.

(20:37):
Asking rikuye Iglesias how that worked out for him. Oh, heavens,
remember it, foggy. I mean he almost lost a finger,
didn't he Yeah, he did, he did. He lost the
tip of one of his fingers. Yeah. I mean they
did a lot to put it back on, but yeah,
it took the tip off. Okay, yeah, just the tip.
So anyway, but that's cool. I love that story. Thank you, Sam.
I appreciate it. I have a beautiful no, no, no,

(20:58):
what are you making for dinner tonight? To tell us
what I'm gonna kebab tonight? I feel like Cabby. We'll
see how it get into it. Love you, guys, Thank
you so much. Sam. Love you to have a beautiful day.
I don't know where to start, Daniel. You must have
a huge list of things to talk about on your
Daniel Report. What do you have coming up in a
few minutes? Oh, Gwyneth Paltrow has a brand new candle scent? Guys?

(21:22):
Oh god? Okay, By the way, I have questions, Uh okay,
So the scent of Gwyneth Paltrow's new candle. How do
how do you harvest that smell? I don't know. I
want to know, though, Okay, okay, I'm gonna ask a

(21:44):
stupid question. And by the way my questions are actually
gonna form new questions. But is there an actual smell
of that? Um? I would, yeah, I would, Yeah, I
mean there is so, I yeah, I don't know what
the scent is, so I don't know how to tell

(22:04):
you if it's bottlable or not. I mean, and then
we say the wow, we can say the word can't. Well,
I don't want you to give up too much because
I was a tease for your report comment. Okay, anyway,
she's so weird and it's by the way, it's seventy
five dollars seve money for a candle. Yeah, that's a

(22:24):
lot of money for a freaking candle. Literally burn it.
All right. Well, with that said, we have that and
other stories with Danielle's report coming up right after this.
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today is Elvis Duran in the morning show. Hey, um,

(23:10):
did you recently google something and now you regret it
because you're getting ads like every minute to day for
that thing. This was my around the room yesterday. Yeah,
what is happen? It's because there's because yeah, I guess
it's you know, I guess it's smart. I mean the
other day, the other day, when we were talking about

(23:32):
series gar scarious garbage can that he bought his dad,
I just googled it just to look at it while
we were talking about it, so I would understand what
we were talking about. The entire day of my Instagram feed,
all I got was simple human garbage cans and bags
the entire day. I'm like, stop, make it stops. I
have you know, you got a sports braw ads. Now
I have Hawaiian shirts, Hawaiian shirts. I'm getting ads for

(23:54):
Hawaiian shirts every time I turn on my phone. It
looks like it looks like a florist showed it up
because it's a shirt. It's like, what did you the bras?
I was, I'm okay, look, you know there was a
time when Hawaiian churchs were kind of fun, and then
they went way out. I mean they they went so
far away. I threw away and donated all my Hawaiian

(24:16):
shirts because it's like, there's actually kind of like an
old fat radio DJs wear Hawaiian shirts era, do you
remember that? Yeah, so me being an old fat radio DJ,
I'm like, i don't want to live into this stereotype.
I'm gonna get rid of my Hawaiian shirts. So you know,
so whoever shopped at the Goodwill, I hope you took
it home, boiled it and wore it. I hope you
enjoyed my old huge Hawaiian shirts. Well now you know

(24:39):
they're kind of fun to wear again. And so I was.
I found an ad on Instagram for some company in
England that starts with an H whatever, and they have
all these great shirts, not only Hawaiian but great like
bold prints and things. So I ordered a buttload of
those because they're cheap and you know they'll fall apart
like you know, the first time in washing but whatever.
So Ever, since I searched for them, every ad I

(25:01):
see is for like just wild shirts, like crazy Hawaiian
print shirts. It's nice. My problem is this frigging bra
because I'm looking for like a comfortable sports bra. And
now I can't make my mind up because every ad
says it's the most comfortable sports bra. Man, So now

(25:22):
which one's the most comfortable? Is it this one or
is it this one? I don't know, it's crazy. See
here's the thing. Hawaiian shirts and sports bras are actually
sort of common. You can find them in a lot
of places, right, Danielle. But Garrett actually did a simple okay,
listen to this. He did a search for movie screens
to put up outside in the yard, you know, for

(25:43):
the big screen thing. That's such a specialized, little niche market.
He's receiving like tons of different companies that have outside
movie screens, like sending him ads. He's like, whoa, yep, yeah, Froggy,
there's an answer to this, And the answer is if
you use the web search in called duck duck Go.
Do you c K do you c K geo Duck

(26:04):
duck Go. It's on your phone, it's on your computer.
They don't do ads, they don't do tracking, and don't
do anything. So whatever you search on there will not
show up on everything you do later. Huh. I know.
But now other websites like duck duck Go will come
out and say, oh, we see you're looking for a
website to search on and not be traced. What about you, Gandhi?

(26:27):
I think, okay, So sometimes I Google things for news stories,
and then the ads that pop up based on my
Google about the news stories. Most of the time, I'm like,
what in the hell is this. However, we've been talking
a lot about protests and riots and all of that,
and now I'm getting ads on my Instagram for Riot
Society clothing. They actually have some really cool stuff. I
was like, huh, look at you Instagram figuring me out.

(26:48):
I appreciate it. I hate it because I'm going to
buy it, but it's cool stuff. I don't know. So
whatever you google, just understand it's you're gonna have a
lot of choice right full with your Google. People are
still texting in about us not being on Channel twelve.
I'm serious XM today listen, and just to be totally

(27:09):
transparent with you, I don't know what happened. I know
that you know serious XM as a company. I heart
radio as a company, and I don't know what they
talk about or what they don't talk about, but whatever,
a decision was made for no longer to have our
show on our station's E one hundred on Serious XM.
It is on their digital channel, I think, like in
the seven hundreds. But here's what you do. Listen to

(27:30):
us on the iHeart Radio app. It's totally free. It's
right there for you. You can listen to all this
other stuff. We have tons of stuff, music, everything you
need and you don't spend a penny on it. All
of our on demand channels and our on demand shows
and our podcasts. It's totally free on your iHeart radio app.
And we did hear from some truckers who like listening

(27:51):
to us on satellite, and they're saying that there are
some areas where they don't get good cell service, so
they were depending on satellite at that point. So, but
also keep in mind we're on radio stations across the country,
remember those, of course you do. Those are that's where
we emb our most listeners. That's where that's our bread
and butter. So if you're listening to us on a radio,
we appreciate that more than ever. Yes, Gandhi, So I

(28:15):
was thinking about the truckers. And when you go to
our on demand site, you can download some of the
older soft or the stuff from the day before. So
if they lose a signal and they want to listen
to the show from the day before, they could just
download it before they drive and maybe just be a
day behind. Not that that's ideal, but at least you're
not losing us all together. Truckers, if you're listening. Yeah, um,
I will tell you this. I've gone almost an hour

(28:37):
without I still haven't brushed my teeth. I gotta go
brush my teeth. Yeah, yeah, I don't do that. I don't.
I don't have faucets in my bathroom. Don't ask. It's
a hard story, okay, I mean unless unless I brushed
my teeth in the shower, which grosses people. Now, I know,
Scotty Bee gets so grossed out. Come here, sum would

(29:01):
you get? You have fawcets and they came and took
them because you're behind on your bills? Is that what happened?
Shut up? Remember when they turned off your electricity because
you didn't pay your bills all those years ago. I
forgot to pay the bill, So Scottie b Yes, for
whatever reason, I don't have faucets in my bathroom, not

(29:22):
for another like three weeks. Is it, okay with you?
If I just brush my teeth in the shower, No,
that is just awfully gross. Why why this all originated?
Years and years ago? When I was a teenager, I
did it one time and toothpaste went in between my
toes and it was disgusting and it just for whatever reason,
it just skiped me out and I just can't do it.

(29:43):
I just think it's awful. You know, you're you're in
the shower, you can actually wash that out from between
your toes. So you know what I'd rather do in
your bathroom is dip your toothbrush in the toilet and
use that water rather than doing it in the shower. Yes, okay,
I gotta be honest, I think, yeah, okay, it's the

(30:05):
same water, Scottie as you're you're sink in your shower.
It's the same, and you can also control where you
launch that toothpaste out of your mouth. Look, it's just
in my head thing. I like these people that are
drinking beers in the shower. You can't do things in
the shower except watch yourself, all right, Okay, so that's
a that's a you thing I got. Yeah, Oh my gosh,
he's dipping his toothbrush in the toilet. Hear you, Actually
you do? You still brush your teeth in the shower.

(30:26):
Scary a morning doesn't go by that. I don't brush
my teeth in the shower. I do it to save time.
You have to hear me out for a second. Well,
you don't want to have to get out, give the
towel off, and then you have to like put put
the floscet on. No, it's a one motion. It's like,
what are streaming? Here's my issue with that, here's my
issue with that. I can't I could. I could probably
brush my teeth in the shower. I can't floss in

(30:47):
the shower. I don't know. I don't know why. For
some reason, I have to look into a mirror when
I floss, which is stupid because you you know, you
know where that little string's gonna go. You don't have
to look at yourself in the mirror. But maybe I'd
like to floss in a mirror so I can see
those little specs fly out in it. Oh, look, there
goes last night serke. Anyway, So when we take a break,

(31:16):
will you guys please just allow me to leave the
room and go brush my teeth. Sure, please Okay, yeah,
Christine on line twenty four, we're going back to ads
popping up. It is crazy, right, Christine, Like, are you
regretting searching for something online? Now you're getting an avalanche
of ads every day for that item? Christine, good morning. Um,

(31:37):
so I didn't google anything. Last night, me and my
boyfriend had sex and we mentioned condom three times during
that duringcasion, and this morning a birth control ad pops up?
All right? Oh good okay? So does that does that

(31:59):
mean you're phone was listening to you while you were
having sex? I guess it definitely picks up on your
microphone when you sign up for ad or for social
media and ask permission to access your microphone. So I
know they do pick up on stuff like that. So
just hear me out. If someone has this weird habit

(32:19):
of barking like a dog while they're having sex, will
you now see ads for like bark control for dogs?
You know what I'm saying? Is it going to be?
I don't know a lot of erotic stuff pop up yet?
I know. Okay, just as well? Thanks for sharing, And
of course all the pervy guys on our show are
so excited about you live when they're talking about having

(32:40):
sex last night. Stop it all of you. Yeah, all right,
thank you for listening to us, though. Have a great day, Christine.
Take it easy, take take care. Uh yeah. If you
scream over and over, oh God, oh God while you're
having sex, does the first Baptist Church ad pop up?
You know, I don't know. I don't know how this works, Danielle. Yes,

(33:04):
it's your turn. It's your turn to burn. What's going on? Okay?
All right, well she is back. If you remember, Gwyneth
Paltrow gave us a candle a little while back that
smelled like her lady parts and it's sold out. Well,
now this one smells like I can say the word right, right,
I can say the big Oh. Okay, I'll say that

(33:24):
the big Oh. It smells like the female big oh.
And it's seventy five dollars, And of course it's from
her goop line. And she says it's made with the
sense of tart and grapefruit berries blended with this tea
and this Turkish rose absolute and sell. Is that what
it smells like? Just pardon my ignorance, but I'm a

(33:46):
gay man. I don't know what that would smell like.
I don't know, Tea, and I don't know. I don't
know after after the fact that I've never said, Sheldon,
do you smell the grapefruit like I I've never done that.
Though I don't know about you. All I know is
that seventy five freaking dollars and I'm not spending seventy

(34:07):
five dollars on a freaking candles. Oh, sorry about that.
This was pretty cool. Lady Gaga and her boyfriend were
at a Malibu restaurant and a fan came over to them,
and yes, they were wearing masks and they were talking,
and at the end of the conversation, Gaga gave the
woman she was talking to the leather jacket right off
her back. How sweet was that? I know, I thought

(34:30):
that was so cool, so sweet? Um so. Tyler Perry
delivered a very powerful essay about the Black Lives Matter
movement for People magazine, and he was saying how exhausted
he is about the division online and about the lack
of change and all this senseless fighting, and he really
wants to see. Obviously change happened, and he still wants

(34:52):
to see people just go for it and fight for change.
But he wants to see the change actually happened. So
he still wants people to fight for the change that
they want to see happen. So if you get a
chance to read the article, it definitely is worth reading.
So check that out when you get a chance. Chrissy
Teagan to social media to celebrate her breast and plants
getting removed with a custom cake shaped like two large boobs,

(35:16):
topped with a two wait hold on, hold on DoD
She order that from Goop. What Paltrow, She's wild. It's
a rest in peace and it had you know when
she got her boobs in twenty twenty, when her boops
came out and there was a cake. So I love
Chrissy Teagan. She's just so fantastic. William Yeah, someone just

(35:38):
said of Texas and do you smell what Gwyneth is cooking?
Oh gosh, no, thank you. Serena. Williams is going to
play in the twenty twenty US Open. It's going down
August thirty first to September thirteenth in New York. You know,
there's no spectators in the stadium, so it'll be very
different for them playing. You know what that means though,
when no spectators in the Stadium. You're gonna hear those

(36:00):
grunts even more, you know when the DA You're already
hear those even more. This year it's gonna be crazy.
And Michelle Williams, you know she has a fourteen year
old daughter with the late Heath Ledger. Right well, she
has a brand new baby with her husband, So congratulations
to them on their first child. And if you are

(36:20):
a fan of The Order Over on Netflix, season two
drops today, so that's pretty exciting. Holy moly, that's for scary.
I know he loves that show. Celeberty Walked Party is
out and also a little season finale of Growing Up
hip Hop And that's my Dan Pila board. Thank you, Danielle.
We gotta take a break. We'll be back. I gotta
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call us two zero Elvis Duran in the morning show. Well,
we do have a free money phone tap on the way.
Thanks for our friendship to Longe. You're gonna win a
thousand dollars. That's coming up in like fifteen minutes. Hang on, Hey,
get Brody on the phone. I got questions, Brodie. Good morning,
day Brodie, Good morning. Race to the garage. Race to

(37:29):
the garage, so you don't wake up your family. I
don't know where to start. I was watching yesterday's fifteen
minute morning show podcast and one. I could not partake it.
I could not be a part of and Brody. Uh,
we've got to get you a system where you can
be a part of the Zoom room. Uh, in a
in a productive fashion. Good. Yesterday was not good? You

(37:52):
know that. I mean, can we help you at all? No,
I'm good. See what happened was um eerie? You did
the room again? He and I talked last night. He
changed something at the last second and I didn't adapt
quick enough. So we're all set for today. Well, here's
the problem. The system, as I understand it, the system

(38:12):
you use requires three different sources of digital something device
can't you just use one? Can't you just use one device?
Wouldn't be easier? I can, I can use two, which
is what I'm down to for today. But Scary technology
on his end won't allow me to plug into the
Zoom room directly, so I have to call the hot line,

(38:35):
listen on the hotline, and watch Zoom on my phone.
But that's not my faults, that's just technology. I mean,
if we can, if we can, you know, send SpaceX
up to the space station, surely we can figure out
a way to get Scary. So it sounds like, yeah,
go ahead, go ahead. I went to Scary's house last

(38:56):
night and we stood outside socially distancing so we could
talk out the problem. I think we're good for today. Well,
I think the real problem is you got a real
junker of a computer. You know. I hate to say it,
but like you know, for like more, you could invest
in a microphone that allows you to plug in your headphones.
So that's one less device that him saying you could

(39:19):
you could go down to one device and things could
come come on seamlessly if you were to spend twenty Okay,
thank you, Scary. So I'll tell you what Brodie go
ahead and answer to that, and then I have a solution.
Go ahead. Okay. So, as you all know, Scary spent
like three thousand dollars on a home system. I don't
have that kind of money. I spent forty five dollars

(39:41):
on a microphone. So I'm doing my best. So he's saying,
it's a like a sixty dollars microphone, right, how much
is the microphone he needs? Scary, all he needs to
do is upgrade. It's just answer the question. Answer the question.
How much is the microphone he needs? It's a number.
I think it's seventy nine dollars. Okay, Brodie, I'm going
to have Andrew send you that microphone as a gift.

(40:03):
We're gonna I'm gonna give you this microphone. Will you
please accept it and use it? Well? Yeah, that's very
nice of you. Always thank you. Also need a car,
Oh my god, I'm getting your car you have you
already have a very very very nice car. We're gonna
better on the radio if I had a nicer car. Huh,

(40:25):
all right, can we get Andrew on the phone. Yeah,
this is I'm sorry that you're driving a worker you're
listening to us? Are getting ready for your day and
you're listening to this. But this is we gotta get
this done. This is like stuff we gotta get understand
By the way, this is seventy nine dollars might be
used elvis it maybe new maybe ninety nine. Okay, now
I want to I want to have him. No, he
needs a new one. So we'll buy him a new

(40:45):
one and I will guarantee you the old microphone Brody's using.
Now we'll be up on eBay this afternoon. I'll even autographic.
Oh wow, okay, but we got the let me get
to something really important. If you missed yesterday's fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast, you can watch it on the Zoom
Room version. It's hilarious because it was supposed to be

(41:11):
about correct me if I'm wrong straight Nate being abducted
by aliens when he was a child, and the question
was whether or not he was anally probed. But that's
another story. But that that all took back seat to
Brody trying just to get on the zoom. It was
kind of funny. I did have to log out of

(41:34):
the room a couple of times. Oh yeah, is Andrew,
Hey Andrew? Oh hi, good morning, Good morning. Hey, sorry
to bother you. Did you have a chance to put
that social up yet on my Instagram about us being
off series x M. Is that up you? Yes, I'm
working on it now. It should be up in the
next five minutes. We woke you up, didn't we. No,

(41:56):
I've been up by promise. Okay, thank you. Also, we
need to send a microphone to Brody. Can we can
we do? There's a gift? Can we Yeah? Tell I
need later? He needs the Yetti blue scary. Yeah, we
need to send Yetti blue to his house. Can we

(42:18):
can we do that today? Do you mind? Absolutely? No problem.
You do realize though, that all the fun we've been
having with this, we're not gonna have any fun anymore.
It's all Daniel. Don't worry, Daniel, I'll find a way
to mess it up. Yes, do not send the yetty snowball.
That's the one we want to We want to put

(42:38):
that in the microway for like ten minutes. Seriously, it's
caused a lot of problems. So if you'd go to
Elvis Durand's show on Instagram, watch yesterday's fifteen minute Morning
Show podcast. It's watching Brodie's hilarious it's my favorite thing,
the one Brody, one more thing? Can you do? Can
you do me a favorite? Since I'm sending you an
ice microphone because I love you, will you will you

(43:00):
come up with a game? Can we do a match
game today? I think I could work that out for you. Yes,
that seems like a fair deal. Okay, if you can
do it, like within the next fifteen minutes to be great. Okay,
thank you everyone, have a good day. Bye, there you go.
I know, I know this is not really exciting radio

(43:22):
listening to us taking care of our technical problems, but
it's a part of what we have to do. Um.
We haven't gone around the room in a long time.
Do you guys have stuff on your mind? I would
love to hear what's on your mind today, anyone. I
know it's an impromptu thing. Gandhi, we'll start with you.
What's going on? Okay? So I have told you guys

(43:44):
how excited I am about my air fryar that I
got from DeLonge. I've noticed something terrible, and that is
that I stand in front of it like a weirdo,
just staring at my food getting cooked. I actually caught
my reflection in the glass and I was like, oh,
my poor food is probably so trauma. I was just
watching me stare at it all day. I'll watch it
the whole time. I didn't even burn myself. Well, what
do you see? You watch it go from uncooked to

(44:06):
cooked right in front of you. You see things browning
like you put a little mini corn dog in there,
and you just watch it plump up over time, or
you watch things get smaller. It's satisfying. You have an injury.
What kind of injury? You burned yourself? Burned myself? Did
this the other day? Yeah, that was a good one.
Trying to get a cookie out prematurely, I tit the

(44:27):
top of it with the top of my hand, so
then it's sculded me. And I was like, this is terrible.
What am I doing? This air fryer is ruining my
life but also making it so much better. It's great.
It is a great thing. Foggy, what's on your mind today?
You know? I don't understand why in a relationship you
ask somebody's opinion and then when it's not the opinion
that you want, you didn't just do whatever the hell

(44:49):
you want to do. Can you explain that to me? Here? Now?
This seems targeting. It is. So, you know we're going
on this road trip where I have the road rules. Well,
yesterday she sent me three different restaurants and said which
one would you like to eat at? On? One of
the knights were there, so I said I would like
to eat it this one. Oh, I was kind of
thinking we would do the other one. Well, then why
didn't you just and then if that's where you wanted

(45:10):
to go, then what the hell did you ask me for?
Don't you hate that? I love that. I hate It's
like your opinion and you give your opinion, then they
tell you they don't want your opinion. Don't ask me,
don't ask you know. I just hope you guys stay
married on this this road trip you're gonna take, because
it's a lot of work. H scary. What's up with you?

(45:33):
So here's a lesson for everybody commenting on anyone's Instagram
thread or anywhere. Ever, when you put sarcasm in writing,
it does not translate very well. Somebody went on my
account yesterday. I'll do a picture I put on Instagram
and said, what a bunch of ugly looking guys. That's
a bunch of ugly guys. And then Gandhi came to
the rescue to defend me, and then the woman dand me.

(45:54):
It says, oh my god, I was being sarcastic. I
meant the opposite. You're all so handsome. I'm like, well,
that didn't try. I told you that, Scary, I told
you that from the beginning. I said, she's probably joking.
Nobody would just say something like that. You guys are
good looking guys. She's probably messing around with you. Scary's like, no,
it's rude. And then the girl was like, oh, so
she's being a sircasset. Because I saw that same post.

(46:15):
I agreed. I thought you were old kind. So my bed,
I'm sorry, I'm kidding. What's up my sister, Danielle, what
are you thinking about? So when you make yourself a
cup of coffee, and you know the single coffee maker,
and you put the little pott in and the water in,

(46:35):
remember to put a coffee cup underneath, because if you don't,
there's a mess. That's what happened to me yesterday. I
forgot and I turned around and I'm like, oh, and
it was coffee all over the counter, all over everything,
and it was a disaster. So it takes a long
time to clean it up. So just put the coffee
cup on your knee because here's a postd Okay, that's all.

(46:59):
There are several steps that are very important, very crucial steps.
Yackup for coffee. Let's gen into the three things we
need to know, Gandhi. I don't even know how you
can whittle it down to three things. There's so much
going on in our world right now? What's going on?
Try all right? All eyes are on Atlanta today to
see if police show up for work after charges were
announced yesterday in connection with the shooting death of Rachiard Brooks.

(47:21):
A large number of Atlanta police officers reportedly got what
they're calling the blue flu and called out in solidarity
after one former officer was charged with felony murder and
another officer was charged with aggravated assault. Atlanta's mayor expressed
confidence that they would be okay overnight, but said the
real test will come today and as New York it's
ready to kick off phase two of reopening. Coronavirus cases

(47:41):
are spiking now in western states and southern cities. Officials
are hoping that masks will slow the spread, and over
the past few days. Cities in Tennessee, Alabama, and Arkansas
have now made masks mandatory in public. Tulsa County, Oklahoma,
where President Trump will be holding a rally on Saturday,
reported its highest number of new coronaviruss yesterday. So we
remind you again keep following the CDC guidelines because this

(48:04):
pandemic is not over. And finally, NASA officials are preparing
for the first ever Mars return mission set to begin
next month. The agency is going to launch its Mars
Perseverance rover into orbit July twentieth. It's expected to land
on the planet in February. The mission will commence the
same date that Neil Armstrong and buzz Aldrin landed on
the Moon in nineteen sixty nine. And those are your

(48:26):
three things. We should send Nate up there to Mars
so he can probably meet the Martians that probed him
when he was a kid. I'm not sure they were
Martians of US. I did not know the particular planeticity
of these beings, but yeah, I was that may have
been probed when I was younger. We should send you

(48:48):
to every planet out there till you find them. You
should go on to the tour. I'm fine with that.
I want to find who did this. Pardon me? Did
you break into my bedroom and probe me? It is
just a child. We do not know you. You cannot
prove anything. You're laughing, you're laughing. It was serious. He
didn't tell anybody. That's my favorite part was he didn't

(49:08):
tell anybody. He kept it to himself. Believe it. You
think you're probed, tell everybody. Every time he gets ainly probed,
he doesn't tell it. Oh no, I'm so proud of it. No,
it's been a while. But but here's the thing. If
you're if he never said you were probed, you don't

(49:29):
even know. I don't think. I don't. I don't believe
I was probed. I just believe I was abducted. Not
note you're in the probing. But you do think they
put a chip in your ankle. Hey, if you want
to watch the entire debacle, the fifteen minute Morning Show
podcast from yesterday, it's hilarious. Uh, it's on our social instant,
It's on Insta on Elvis Duran show. Check it out.
We're running really late. Let's take a break. We have
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All right, here's Garrett's phone tap. Let's go Elvis, Elvis
durand the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Garrett, what's
your phone tap all about? Christy wants to play a
phone tap on her boyfriend Nick. Now, Nick and his
friends recently joined a golf club and paid a lot
of money to be a part of this club. And

(51:18):
Nick and his friends were about to leave for his
golf game in a few hours, and Christie thought now
would be a great time to mess with them. So
I'm gonna call Nick from the golf club and say, hey,
there's been a little problem with you on the course.
M All right, let's see what happens. Garrett's phone tap.
Let's listen it. Hello, I'm looking for a Nick. One
guy's My name is Owen Grady. I work at what

(51:40):
I'm making us golf course. I'm calling in reference to
some complaints we've received from our members about you and
your guests, about me and my people. We've gotten a
few complaints over the choice language used on the golf course.
Come on, man, what going a few of ours? Who's
who's who is plaining about me? Are you familiar with

(52:01):
the bylaws that we had you signed when you signed
up for a men? What by laws? What? There's some
fine prints somewhere on the contract I'm supposed to read.
What I'm gonna say my lawyers now to do this?
Get out of here. What are you talking about? Are
some bylaws that we live by here on the course,
just to make sure everything stays in line with with
the community. That aside the tattoos that you have, My tattoos,

(52:23):
you have to have them covered up when you're inside
the clubhouse. Cover you mean? I gotta have a long
sleeve shirts on and stuff? What are you? What? What? What?
What is this? This is? You're you're out of your mind.
Look I say this is I do not like this,
and I don't like starting my day off. Caul like this. Okay,
we're gonna talk when I get to the club. We're
gonna have a little conversation, all right, I'll talk to

(52:45):
you later. Hello, I'm looking for a Nick. Hey, So
what are you doing calling me again? I just smoke
to you. Don't keep calling me Owen Grady over at
what let's golf course? I recognize your voice. What's the matter?
Would you? What? What? What's your kid? You get in
your thick? Do not call me anymore? You got any
common courtesy? Enough enough with this book? Hello? Hello? Hi,

(53:14):
yeah Nick? This is this is who is this? My
name's Owen Grady. I'm calling from the word Nick. Is
Nicholas available? You want him on the phone? What is
this about some of the complaints that we've gotten over
the last few weeks of him and his croup complain
that being one of them, the cursing on the course
is prohibited. We don't cursing. We don't curse. What are

(53:35):
you talking about? You? Well? Are you just cursed? No? No, no,
I cursed? And play back what I just said? Then
hold on one second, let me see if that's possible
here complain complaint you? Why is that playing me back
and stuff? What is that? When you record everything? We
we do record all our phone calls. So you did
ask me to prove a point which I did right there.
I'm trick right off the phone down, bringing all the

(54:00):
negative into our world. Man, you're working them up over here.
You do you do yoga? Yeah, we do yoga. What
are your questioning me? Now? You calling me a liar
right now? Seriously, you got the balls to call me
a liar. So here's this hang Christie, you're there. Oh
my gosh, he is so pistal. We'll call him back

(54:22):
in just a few minutes and I'll have you check
in on him and just act like you have no
idea what's going on? Hello, Hey, it's me. Wow. I
think I'll look out of here early. I want to
see if you wanted to dinner or whatever. I just no, man, No,
I'm not. I'm not. I'm Today is not a good
day for that. They I gotta take care of something

(54:44):
that at the club, but I didn't sleep well at all.
Then I get the stuper phone call from this guy
from the from the country club. He's complaining about my
language and my tattoos. They actually called me. Can you
believe what is this complain? You know? This is what
discrimination for? Nothing? Are they kicking you out? Guy? He's
threatening We're going over there we're going on ray and

(55:05):
I are going over there. We're gonna we're gonna talk
to these people. Nick, you gotta calm down. I tell you,
in restaurants, you gotta watch your mouth. I mean these people,
these are rich people. These are these are guys. They
put their underwears on the same way I do, whether
they're jockey or boxes. You can't go in there like
that because it's you're gonna make it worse. Who are
you on? You really need to just calm down. We

(55:29):
just got done with all that crap with the parole officer.
This is the last thing we need right now. Do
me a favor before you go in there and just
cover up the chech. It's not come on, if it's
a rule, it's a rule, you joint. Are you for real? Hey? Nick?
Who is this? My name is Gareth and Elvis Dory

(55:50):
in the Morning Show and you just got phone taps?
What my god? Oh Christy, why did you do this?
I got you good? Nick? Oh my god, right, I
listen all the time to you guys. I can't believe
you're doing it to me. Oh oh you guys blew
my mind today. Okay, but by I gotta go I

(56:10):
like that. Can't believe you did this to me. Okay, goodbye,
thank you, Garrett. There you go. Another phone tap worth
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Can you put her on hold? Thank you? Put her
on hold? There you go. I don't even know if
she was there. Was she there? Oh? Maybe she was?

(56:55):
Is she there? No? The line is dead? Hang on
hang on? Oh well it's too late. Wendy, Wendy, Wendy,
can you hear me? Hello Wendy, Earth to Wendy. Hello, Hi, Hello, Wendy.

(57:16):
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(57:38):
a thousand dollars. I hope you can use that. I
can use it. I just found up my husband had diabetes,
who's been out of work for three weeks, and I'm
the only one working. I'm yes, absolutely, Wendy, all the
best to your husband, and all the best to you,
and uh, thank you so much for listening, thanks for
sticking with us. Okay, hold on a second straight, Nate's

(57:58):
going to us flirt with you even though you're married.
Hold on one second. Uh, there you have it. We
found Wendy. There is happy news. I think we should
take a break before, Danielle. Don't you think it's kind
of late here? We got a few minutes to get
a three minutes. Oh, let's just spend three minutes talking
about it. Let's debate for three minutes. All right, daniel

(58:20):
what do you have coming up in your Danielle report?
We are going to talk about some television, ABCCW revealing
their schedules for next season, and the high pals from
TikTok would like you to stop coming there because it's
getting dangerous. So oh no, I was gonna drop by
the high pause today. All right, don't do it, don't
do it? All right? Well, thank you. That and more
on the way right after this miss part of today's show.

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start the day. So much, so much in this whole conversation,
BLA is mister Michael Oppenheim calling my have. If anyone
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more well rounded. Gandhi, you're amazing. It's great, It's great.
I love that. Just the best call we've dot Elvis
Duran in the Morning show. Hey, so reading a story
this morning, coronavirus crisis has people rethinking their careers. Now,
before I go around the room and ask you if
you've been rethinking your career, um, I'm I'm I'm wondering.

(01:00:14):
I'm wondering. How many people are listening right now? If
you do have a job, and by the way, if
you have a job right now, you're very fortunate, because
a lot of people do not, and of course they are,
you know, they are definitely rethinking their careers. Let's let's
say you were forced out, you were furloughed, or you
were let go because of because of coronavirus, and you're
looking for new work. Are you looking in the same

(01:00:37):
field or is this an opportunity to push the reset
button and go do something else, or at least attempt
to start on the ground floor somewhere and start over.
I don't know, it's worthy of thought, right, do you
guys know anyone who's in. I know a couple of
people who have been furloughed and then their furlough has
been extended, so they're getting a little bit nervous about

(01:00:58):
what's going on, and they're talking about exactly that. Do
I start all over? Do I try to find another job?
And I have no idea. I don't know what I
would do after this. I have zero marketable skills. So
let's hope that we get to stay here. I mean,
we do have friends who have like like our friend Dina,
who couldn't do hair, Dina with the pink hair who
does our hair and makeup. She couldn't do hair, so

(01:01:18):
she found that she could make candles and she has
been doing really well making candles on the side. But
she definitely wants to go back to hair. But if
she couldn't do hair, I think she could really open
a candle shop. So honestly, like that could be something
she could do. So I think people are starting to
realize there are other things they could do if they

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needed to. There's so many things to consider. I mean,
if you have a lot of debt, you have a
house payment, you have kids, you know you want to
still bring in a salary that's going to cover that, right.
But let's say let's say you've you've saved or you
really don't owe a lot of money. I know of
someone who actually had a Wall Street job and was

(01:02:02):
let go and he's he's he wants to go work
for a Florist's nice. He's like, I think, Wow, he said,
I want to go work for a florist. I want
to go and then I want to get into landscaping
and I'll and he wants to just go start in
an opening position like a very very you know, you're
brand new to the business position. It's people, can you

(01:02:22):
can actually rethink? You can rethink what it is you
want to do in this world you're being forced to.
I guess yeah. Sixty percent of people say they are
more motivated to work at an organization that values its
staff during times like this, for those companies now rising
to the top. Absolutely. You said something about Target a
minute ago that I found fascinating. Gandhi. Yeah. So Target

(01:02:45):
has officially been one of the first companies to announce
that they're going to be paying employees to take Juneteenth
off if they want to take it off, or even
just giving it to them. And it's interesting that Target
is the one that is stepping up to do this
because if we remember, one of the first stores that
we saw get looted and burned to the ground was
a Target. But they're stepping in with a message of
support either way. I think, you know, before people buy

(01:03:08):
big ticket items or shop regularly at any store, I
think this is the time they do some googling and
find out what the mission statement is from that company,
what are they doing to make the world a better place.
So I would think, you know, working for a company
is doing great things for communities and people. It's it's
it's something you can start thinking about. You know, you

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may not make as much money, but at least you've
got a job and you're working for the company who
you feel you can trust. Yeah, Gandhi. I recently read
also that you know, when it comes to that interview
point where they say, do you have any questions for us,
and a lot of people kind of stumble like, oh no,
I don't. A lot of people are saying the new
question is how did you take care of your employees

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during the pandemic? What steps did your company take to
ensure their safety or ensure their well being, And I
think that's a great question. Absolutely well. Anyway, so if
you're in this position, do you got time to think?
You know, maybe it's time to think outside the box
as they say, and like, oh what else? What else
should I be doing? And how can I make the
rest of my life more meaningful not only for me

(01:04:10):
and helping other people. Kelly on line twenty two was
a physical therapist. And now, Kelly, you've been out from
work for a while, right, Yeah, I was out for
a little bit because I actually had a baby during
Corona as well. So have you totally begun to rethink
your future in your life and what you want to
do and where you want to go? Yes, because, first

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of all with a newborn at home, but second of
all with Corona and everything going on. You know, I've
heard stories from my friends that are still working and
now I have to go back to work, and that's scary.
You'd be going back to work and working with these
people that might have it or anybody really. Yeah, well, okay,
so that's step one. Have you thought about what else
you can do as a working mom? I'm not sure,

(01:04:55):
you know, I thought other things, Like Danielle was saying,
it's like candles and like fide things like that. Um,
so that I could be home with him as well.
But yeah, I'm not sure. It's just definitely a scary time.
But I'm thankful to be working or to have a job,
right absolutely. Well, look, congratulations on your newborn. That's great.
That's great news, mommy. And you know what, think about it,

(01:05:18):
everyone listening, think about what it is you really want
to do. I mean, and uh, go do it. Now's
the time to do it. The reset button is being
pushed in so many different areas because of coronavirus, because
of Black Lives Matter right now. I mean, there is
definitely a shift going on in this in this world.
I mean the plates are shifting, is the platelets? What

(01:05:38):
do they call the shift? The plates? Like the earth
is like moving and yeah, crape anyway that thing. Plates
the plates are moving. So you know, this is the time,
this is your opportunity. It's scary. It's frightening to think about,
oh my god, I'm gonna leave what I'm comfortable doing
and doing something else and maybe like make less money
doing it. Okay, maybe it's good for you, Maybe it's
good for your soul. Hey, thanks for calling and best

(01:06:00):
of luck to you, Kelly. Thanks for listening to us.
Thank you so much. I love you guys. Oh, thank you,
thank you for putting up with this crap every day.
Uh yeah, there you go. I wonder what candle Gwyneth
Paltrow is going to come out with next. Oh, dear God,
I mean you know what she came out. What it's
going to be the back of the front. First it

(01:06:21):
was smells like Now it's gonna be smells like my
h like as smells like ass ye crack, yes, yeah,
we look. You know what I'm always saying, look for
reasons to celebrate. If you see someone having a birthday
or celebrating something big, like a wedding or something, talk
about it celebrated. I have someone I want you to
meet in a second getting married today, I believe. But first,

(01:06:44):
it's scary. Scary. Are you thinking of a new career?
Is that what you what you want to talk about?
Just a question. Even if I were to start thinking
of a new career, and I'm not believe me, this
is not a statement, but how how would one go
about at this stage of the game. Let's say you
know you're out of your eye to your house, you're
living on your own, or you're you're with somebody, and
how do you make that the actual move financially. I mean,

(01:07:07):
it looks good on paper, you could write out a
great roadmap for yourself, but then then like, wait a second,
what about all the economic hardships I'm going to have
as the result of making this move? Part of it?
You know a lot of people, I know a lot
of people are thinking, I would rather make less money
and be happier in living a more meaningful life than

(01:07:28):
trying to keep up with paying the bills and having
to be able to afford this or before that. But
also keep in mind, scary a lot of people are
listening right now. They have kids, they have several jobs,
they're furloughed or have been fired from, and they've lost all.
They've lost everything. There's a lot of people in unemployment
right now. And it's not it's not you can have
unemployment come in and you have a little money coming in,

(01:07:48):
But what about your day? You know, what about your purpose?
What about sitting at home and collecting a paycheck. I
don't I don't think that's I don't think anyone who
listens to this show wants to do that. I need people.
People want purpose, People want to be a part of
the shift. People want to be a part of happiness
and going to a job where you can interact with

(01:08:09):
people like we do every day. We're so lucky. Even
though we're together in a zoom room, we have each other,
you know, and we're getting paid. We're working for a
company that's taking care of us and doing its best
to take care of everyone. You know. So true, And
answer to your question, I don't know. It's frightening, it's scary.
You know, maybe you have to look at it as
being somewhat exciting and just jump on board and go

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make a difference in your life. You know. It's called budgeting.
It's called giving up a your expensive car or scary.
It's called not eating out as much. Yep. It's sacrifice,
you know, just that's I think that's it. Dina lines, Well,
what you have to give up two hundred dollars garbage
can exactly? Thank you? Scary. Hey, I really want to

(01:08:51):
go talk to our our Anita. Anita still on the phone.
I can't hear you. You're turned off. Yeah, she's there,
she's cool. Hang on if you want to talk to
Dina first though. Okay, I'll talk to Dina, but tell Anita.
We'll be right there. Hey, Dina, Line six, Dina, what's
going on? Hi? El Hi everybody, Well, welcome to the show.
So let me get your story straight. You've been furloughed.

(01:09:12):
You work at a casino. You've been furloughed for months now,
and some of your family members furloughed as well. So
you guys are you don't have income coming in and
you're just trying to make ends meet. So you're actively
looking for a new job because of coronavirus. How's that?
How's it working for you? Tell me? Tell me what's
going well? Well, I live in and a pretty small town.

(01:09:33):
Me and both of my daughters. All three of us
worked at a casino and we're obviously we're not essential,
so we were shut down completely everything. One of my
daughters worked at a buffet, one of my daughters as
a hairdresser, and I worked in the kitchen. So because
you were shut down, all three of us. Yes, now
I was called back to work and one of my

(01:09:54):
other's honors was called back to work. But the hair
salon is not open yet. We're still in phases. So
I'm looking into social working now because I never realized
that when there's three people working in the same establishment,
when things can go so wrong, it affects you so bad.
And thank goodness, eventually we were given unemployment. But you

(01:10:17):
know what happened to that month that we were waiting.
It was just horrific. But you know, like I said,
thank goodness, we did get the unemployment and now I've
been called back to work. So okay, so you've been
called back to work, which is good news. But wait,
you said you're actually actively looking for another job, and
you were talking about social work. I find that intriguing
in and of itself. Why have you decided to focus

(01:10:39):
on social work. I just feel like, like I said,
we live in a small town and there's not a
lot of outlets here, and I feel like if I
can get into one of these outlets, maybe you know
the homeless that we have here, we have you know,
a sac where there's job placements. Nobody knows about all
these extra jobs that we're hiring, and everybody was just

(01:11:00):
in a you know, pandneumonium like everything else. But I
just feel like I can make a difference. I feel
like I want to help and get out there and
do something else. And so you've done several things here.
First of all, you you you saw a need uh
out there for people to connect people when they've been

(01:11:23):
blown out of a job whatever, because you personally had
to do that and you want to help other people.
That's awesome. I I hope you you find the organization
that would be just as happy to have you as
you would be working for them. I feel like I will, Elvis.
And the reason I chose this is because when all
this came about, I did not know about half the

(01:11:43):
resources that I found in my community. And I'm pretty
I'm a pretty nosy person. And if I didn't know
about them, then there's thousands of people that didn't either.
So I want to get the worry out and make
whatever is available in your community known. So I'm absolutely
looking for work. My favorite, my favorite call of the day.
You inspire so many people listening right now. I hope

(01:12:04):
that they take they follow your Ladina, have a beautiful
day and all the best of your daughters as well.
Okay you guys as well. Stay safe, Love you guys,
Thank you, Love you too. Like that isn't that beautiful?
Hope she finds that job. She could help a lot
of people. All Right, when you see a reason to celebrate,
celebrate along with them. Let's go talk to Anita. Line
twenty four. Anita, thank you for holding on so long.

(01:12:26):
How are you today? I am fantastic. I'm so happy.
I love you guys so much. I'm so excited to
be talking to you. As we are talking to you,
tell everyone where you are and why you're there. We
are in Key Largo, Florida, and we are getting married today. Yeah,
you're getting the hits. It's a Corona wedding and Key

(01:12:48):
Largo awesome. Well, so so what does this mean? How
are you? How are you maneuvering this? How do you
choreograph a Corona wedding? So we decided a couple weeks ago,
we got up and my fiance said, let's just do
this wedding now. Um, you know, we said that we

(01:13:12):
don't know what the future is going to hold. We
had some money saved for our wedding for next year,
and we decided we were just going to do it now,
and you know, traveled cheap. Now things are starting to
open back up, and we decided whoever could come would
come and we planned it all in two days. We
got cheap flights, good prices on rooms, we got I

(01:13:33):
got my dress and rings on Amazon. Uh. We invited
family and friends and we knew it was last minute
and didn't expect many people to go. We know it's
so risky. Um, we got We got his ron, got
his mom to come, and his brother in this family.
I got two friends to come, and my sister was
going to come with her husband and kids. But my

(01:13:56):
sister decided to back out a few days later when
she started hearing the cases in Florida. We're spiking. Yeah,
they are in some places, yes, But congratulations, congratulations on
not letting anything slow slow down your happiness. I think
that's so cool. But be careful being take care of
each other's health. But I'm glad that you know. Sometimes

(01:14:18):
you like, if we're gonna sit here and let this
coronavirus keep us from no, screw it. Let's get married,
be safe and much happiness to you guys. Okay, I
have a have a great wedding today. My family thinks
that I'm being selfish now. They're upset with me because
they therapies to come. And you know, I respect your
decision not to go. But they're making me feel so terrible,

(01:14:38):
like I'm a selfish person. Don't don't let them, No, no, no, no,
you do this, you tell them. You know what, I
didn't want you my wedding. I invented this entire coronavirus
just to keep you out of my wedding. This is
you know, this is your time to enjoy your life.
Your spontaneity is a lot of fun. And if they
don't get that, that's their problem, not yours. You go ahead,

(01:14:58):
have a beautiful, happy day. Okay, Well, thank you so much, Elvis.
I'm so happy. It's a happy day in my life,
not only because it's my wedding, but I'm talking to
your guys too. Hello. That's a lot of pressure, all right,
I need to go have it. Go have a day.
This is your day. Okay, thank you. I love that.
You know what. The family's making her feel guilty? No,
come on, get over it, don't you think? Come on,

(01:15:22):
come to her family. What do you want to say
to her family? At the end of the day, it's
her day and you have to respect her wishes, and
you know, she's got to do what she wants to do.
Come on, come on, there you go. All right, let's
get into the three things we need to get into.
Also after that, coming up, Brody has submitted a match
game so we can play a little. A match game

(01:15:43):
coming up, a coronavirus uh, social distancing themed match game
out fun? All right, gandhi, what's going on? Well, it
looks like Colin Kaepernick will be getting another shot with
the new NFL season. The LA Chargers head coach says
the former quarterback is on the summers on the team's
summer workout list, and went on to praise his skill set,

(01:16:03):
said he fits the style the Chargers want at the
position as well. This announcement comes after league Commissioner Roger
Goodell encouraged NFL teams to sign Kaepernick this week. He
has not played since twenty sixteen, after he knelt during
the national anthem and protest of racial injustice and police brutality.
That seventies show star Danny Masterson has been charged with
three counts of rape. He's facing forty five years behind

(01:16:26):
bars after being charged in three separate cases dating back
as far as two thousand and one. He was already
dropped from Netflix's The Ranch after four women accused him
of rape, which he is denying, but now the charges
are there Masterson's attorney, he says he is confident the
actor will be exonerated when all the evidence comes to light.
And finally, two of the richest women in the world

(01:16:46):
are setting up a thirty million dollar gender equity contest.
Melinda Gates and Mackenzie Bezos have announced the Equality Can't
Wait Challenge, and they've talked about it yesterday. Thirty million
dollars will go to the organization or coalition of organizations
that come up with the best idea for helping expand
women's power and influence in the US by twenty thirty. So, Danielle,

(01:17:07):
I think we need to come up with some plans
and fast. There's thirty million dollars off there. Oh yeah,
go get it, go get it. Hey, just got a
text from Bobby Flay. He's like, Hey, what happens to Sirius.
I can't hear you? Oh no, no, no, that you
know that one hurts? Uh. Yeah, we are no longer
on Sirius XM, but you can't listen to us on

(01:17:29):
You're always free iHeartRadio app. Please find a way and
make sure you know what, there's probably a station in
your town that has us on as well. We would
much more prefer you to listen to that, so please do.
And Bobby, we miss you. Let's take a break. We'll
be back right after this in the morning. Hey, it's
scary Jones And when it comes to home, an auto

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is there in the morning show. All right, we're about
to play some match game. If you want to match

(01:18:12):
the stars, well, good luck, God bless you. We don't
have any stars, but we'll play with you. Yeah. Brody
has written up a social distancing match game. How fun?
All right, call us now if you want to play
one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. Let's
go live to the kitchen of Garrett's house. Hi, Garrett friend,

(01:18:35):
what are you making the kids for breakfast today? Oh?
It is fun Fetti Waffle Day here at the Garyushold. Yes,
fun fetty, I want to go to your house for breakfast.
You have the best breakfasts please. I mean, I have
outdoor seating on my patio. You could do that and
wear a face mask and serve you whatever you want.
Come on, oh, perfect, all right, we're on the way.
All right, so let's get some sound and what do

(01:18:55):
you have today? All right? So remember this famous scene
from forty year Old Virgin with Steve Correll. It's in
the second column scary. So Kelly Clarkson had Judd Apatow,
the producer a forty year Old Virgin on and Kelly
Clarkin said, how did you use my name in that
scene with Steve Correll? And Judd Apatow explains, I'm gonna
blame Seth Rogen because there's a picture I think you

(01:19:19):
have of a piece of paper with all the curses
that we gave Steve to scream when he gets waxed,
and in the middle on the column that says clean words.
Right in the middle, it says Kelly Clarkson in sets
and right, I blamed Seth as well. That's actually amazing.
I love that I made it between burger panties and

(01:19:39):
throbbing monkey. Tell a little behind the yeah, a little
behind the scenes of that famous scene right there. Yes,
all right. This clip on YouTube is called the Karen
of Cockatoos. Yep, I see why they call that the

(01:20:04):
Karen of cockatoons. Yes. Um, Let's go over to the
iHeartRadio living Room Concert Series presented by State Farm from
last night. They had the Killers and this is a
clip of them doing human Remember that that's their living

(01:20:28):
room looking. Oh, I love song. It's so eighties now.

(01:20:48):
We all know this song from Sam Smith, how do
You Sleep? Right? So? I don't know if you notice
last night if you're on Twitter, but Twitter gave us
a new feature where you can put your voice just
do a voice tweet pretty much. So Cardi b took
advantage of it by singing Sam Smith song and this
was it sounds like me, how do you sleep? Will

(01:21:09):
you hate on me? Oh that? Hey? You know that envy?
I know that obviously being in your brain tonight, So
tell me she sounds like the Karen cockaty alright, alright.

(01:21:33):
So there was a city hall meeting going on and
they were talking about schools and someone let out a fart. Mayor,
would you like to come on the mayor? Play that again?
That's not real? Play that again, Mayor, would you like

(01:21:53):
to that's that's definitely first gear. That's a first gear
of fard versus the one that that was that was
that's not right. Everyone laughed at it like they heard

(01:22:23):
how many seconds? Is it seven seconds? That's eleven five
verses eleven? Right there? Wow, let me hear Let me
hear the eleven second one again. I don't believe it's
really eleven seconds. Let me time that. Yeah, it's eleven eleven,

(01:22:48):
that's eleven counted, counted exactly. God, that's just that just
made room for so much real estate inside that guy.
You we just got a text message, just said somebody's bird.
Just the birds flipped out when we played the Screaming Cockatoo.
Sorry about that, our apologies. You're a good American, Garrett,
Thank you, Bye bye. All right, let's flip over in

(01:23:12):
the zoom room. I guess we're recording this so people
can watch it later as we played match game. Yeah.
Oh really? Okay, all right? Are we all switched? Is
that why they recorded? Yeah, so make sure you write
down your answer on the piece of paper and hold
it up. Okay, okay, okay, all right, are we all
ready to go? Yeah, and now it's time for another

(01:23:33):
fun edition of Celebrity Match Game. Yeah, two people clapping, three,
four people clapping? Well did not. We're fresh out of celebrity,
so we'll have to do Let's see Brody has sent me,

(01:23:53):
oh a special edition. It's Social Distancing match Game, so
you put on your social distance and sing caps. Hey.
Whoever wins today's match game, scary? What do they win?
A good looking, tight fitting Elvis to Ran T shirt
and a copy of the home game. We don't have
either of those. We don't have shirts and we don't
have homes. How about a pair of scrubs from our

(01:24:17):
friend Meridian Health comes in all sizes. Yeah, you know what,
it's a good rule to follow. Only give away the
stuff you actually have. Thank you. Scary. All right, Well
let's go and let's get going. Let's talk to our
first contestant, Laurie on line eighteen. If you can push
that up, scary, make the music go away. Good morning, Laurie,
Welcome to Celebrity Match Game. How are you doing today?

(01:24:39):
Good morning? Oh my god. I can't believe them on
you are. We can't believe you're actually on. We can't
believe anyone's on. Who's who's on? Raise your hand if
you're on we're here all right. So have you heard
this play match game before? Do you know how this works? Yes?
I do? Okay, great, well, so don't give your answer
out immediately, give the stars a chance, right down their answers,

(01:25:01):
and here we go social distancing match game. So Benny's
Burger Bar was very careful with the social distancing at
the restaurant. The outside tables were so far apart. Well,
the outside tables were so far apart that instead of
using chalkboard menus for the specials, he had to list

(01:25:23):
the specials with blank all right. Usually, you know in
a restaurant they have the specials written on a chalkboard
and then you can have it right there. But no,
when you're socially distancing, you have to be far away.
So what would you put your specials on? I'm so
glad I explained that to you. Okay, stars, you ready

(01:25:51):
to go? All right? All right, so, Laurie, at at
Benny's Burger Bar, they are very careful with their social distancing.
The outside tables were so far apart. Instead of using
just the big old chalkboard menus for the specials, they
had to list their specials where on a billboard. Sign
on a billboard. All right, yeah, you can see it

(01:26:14):
like one hundred and fifty feet away. Ye all right,
here we go. Let's start with you, Froggy. Benny's Burger Bar.
Social distancing going on outside tables were so far from
the from the chalkboard menu specials. They list the specials
on I got a blimp ah. That's good. Not a match,
but a good all right, we're looking for billboard, Danielle.

(01:26:39):
The social distancing so far apart from each other. They
had to put the specials on a I have billboard. Yea,
all right, we have a match, which is so unusual
in this game. Gotta be honest with you, Laurie M Gandhi.
They're so distance at Benny's Burger Bar they have to

(01:27:00):
put the specials on a I also said billboard. Two matches,
all right, and finally, scary, we're going for a third match.
The chalkboard menus from the old days don't work anymore
than the now to put their specials on a billboard.

(01:27:24):
Has that ever happened? This has never happened in the
history of our match game. We've ever had three matches before? No,
all right, well, hold, hold on Lorie, don't go away.
Let's go talk to uh Cory online. Fifteen. Oh Corey,
Hey Corey? Hello, Oh Corey, does sounds so sad? You know,
for some you know, for some reason. Three concerned answers.

(01:27:48):
I don't know. There's something we are going on today,
because usually the stars only write down things they think
are funny and rarely match. Today they wrote down a
boring answer and it actually matched. They kept it real
serious today. I know, I know. Let's see if they
can they can continue not being knuckleheads, as the governor
of New Jersey calls them. Ready, here we go, so Corey.

(01:28:08):
Major League baseball owners and players who proposed many rules
changes for this season to keep the players safe. Some
ideas were a little crazy. One suggestion stated that instead
of their baseball jerseys, the players would have to wear
blank instead. Think about it for a second. They want
the Major League Baseball players to be safe, So rather

(01:28:31):
than just wearing baseball jerseys, they're saying, well, in a
socially distancing game, we must wear blank. I hope someone
gives us a dirty answer. All right, here, Corey, here
we go, Hey Corey. Major League baseball owners, they want
their players safe. So instead of jerseys, they want the

(01:28:53):
players to wear what has Matt suits? Has Matt suits. Yeah,
that could make for an interesting slide into the second base,
don't you think? Yeah, I know, I know, all right, Corey.
Let's let's try to get let's try to get three matches, Froggy.

(01:29:15):
They want to keep to baseball players safe with social
distancing is hard to do on a baseball in a
baseball game, so they're going to have them wear what.
You're not gonna believe this, I have has Matt suits. One, no, one, No,
that's impossible. I know. I didn't answer Danielle. In a

(01:29:38):
new Major League baseball season, they're saying regular jerseys aren't
safe enough, so they're gonna have them wear I have that. Yeah,
this is impossible. This has never happened. Gandhi, Gandhi. It's
not safe playing baseball in the old jerseys. Now they
want them to wear what I said, has masks. Wow,

(01:30:09):
this is some sort of joke. This is a joke. Scary, scary,
don't ruin it. Scary, all right, let's see scary, Yeah, scary.
Major League Baseball owners and players are proposed that instead
of baseball jerseys during the game. To remain safe, they
shall wear leather bondage masks. You know what, I actually,

(01:30:40):
I actually thank you for that. Well, it's a time,
so everyone wins. You win, Lorie wins Corey. Lori and Corey,
welcome to a day of winning. This is congratulations to
you too. Corey, thanks for listening. We're gonna send you awesome.
That was weird. We're sending you both a set of
Elvis drain in morning show scrubs from Hackensack Meridian, So

(01:31:03):
enjoy your scrubs. And thanks for listening. Okay, and thanks
thanks for putting a leather mask in there to kind
of break it up. That was wild, And thanks Brodie,
thanks for writing you. It's it's better for us to
go off the map and be ridiculous because then you
don't have ties because we were all pretty basic with
these and we all got the same, right, And next

(01:31:26):
time I'm going back to just being dirty. Yeah yeah, okay,
well all right, it is filthy. It's fun. All right,
let's get into the daniel Report. Danielle, Yeah you ready
in a roll? Can you put Lorie and Corey on hold? Scary?
All right? All right, go right ahead, what's going on Today.
All right, So ABC and the CW have revealed their
schedules for next season. It's a little unclear when production

(01:31:49):
will get underway. We know that I'm hearing September for
a lot of things, but ABC is still hoping that
premieres we'll be ready for the fall. Meanwhile, CW brought
some previous produced foreign content for this summer, so that's
what's happening with that. Also, ABC is giving us three
new shows that they're talking about. We're also getting new Bachelorette,

(01:32:12):
Dancing with the Stars, all that stuff, so that will
be pretty cool. Kristen Stewart is set to play a
Princess Diana in Spencer and it's going to cover a
three day period in the nineties where she realizes that
her marriage to Prince Charles is over, and a lot
of people took to social yesterday. Some people were excited

(01:32:33):
about her playing the part, and some people thought it
was not a good casting thing. What do you guys think?
Kristen Stewart as Princess No no brow Wwe had to

(01:32:53):
cancel all its tapings after a developmental talent was diagnosed
with COVID nineteen. This is according to their Associate medical director.
The employee was last on site at WWE's training facility
on Tuesday, ju ninth. Luckily, since that time, nobody else
that attended, ever anything that was there, has reported symptoms.

(01:33:15):
But at a caution, they had a shutdown production. They
had to test everyone. You know how it works, so um,
you know, they're gonna have to figure it out. They
lost a lot of time and they have to try
to catch up, so we'll see what happens with them there.
HBO has ordered a star studded pandemic comedy. They've got
some big Hollywood names for this new scripted comedy. It's

(01:33:36):
set during coronavirus Bette Midler, Sarah Paulson. It's be called
Coastal Elites. It's a satire promising to explore our hold on.
It's a satire set to explore our current world of
deeply divided politics and the universal pursuit of human connection.
It's supposed to hit HBO in September. So I'll keep

(01:33:59):
you posted in that because you know, so many things
are on hold right now. Meghan Markol and Prince Harry.
You know, they put that trademark application in for art
Well Foundation. That's their new foundation, right, But it came
back to them and they were told that we can't
accept this. You have a bunch of errors in here
that need to be corrected. There's some words wrong, missing signatures.

(01:34:20):
You need to fix this. You need to fix it
by August and then we'll look at it again and
then we'll decide whether or not you get this trademark.
So they have to fix a couple of things. Machine
Gun Kelly apparently he's in love with Megan Fox. You
know that thetle on Instagram. Yeah, their official on Instagram.
He still has not met her kids, So I don't
know how serious it is, but they're getting there. And

(01:34:42):
TikTok the Hype member, the High the Hype House members
do not want you to go to the house anymore.
So a lot of fans are showing up with their
parents to the house. They had to move already to
a new house, and they're saying that it's not safe
for the members in the house. Not cool for you
people to be showing up. Look, we appreciate the love,

(01:35:05):
we appreciate how much you are a fan of ours,
but please don't show up at our house. It's not cool. Netflix.
Season two of the order eight drops to days. If
you're a fan, you want to watch that. Holy Moley
is out. That's just for scary celebrity watch party. And
we've got the season finale. You've grown up hip hop
and that you're Danielle Report. All right, Danielle, thank you
so much. Someone just in a Texan as it did

(01:35:26):
Elvis just say dirty as f I swear I just
heard it. Did I say that? I don't think I
would love to I would love to do that. I'd
love to say that, but I won't. I'll just keep
that inside. You read my word bubble. All right, let's
take a break. We'll be back after this. God that's

(01:35:48):
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(01:37:19):
morning show. Hey, so this morning at eleven o'clock Pacific time,
which is uh two o'clock East Coast time, right, Uh,
we're announcing the class of twenty twenty one on the
Hollywood Walk of Fame. Who's getting a star? And Uh,
I just thought i'd let you know that it's happening today.

(01:37:39):
I'm hearing me coming back. Is there a speaker on? No, can't. Uh,
it's it's what's they called embargoed. So I don't even
is it secret who votes? Because I'm I'm a voter,
I'm on the board. But i'd also can say that
can I say? What? Can I say that? I don't
know you did? Was there anyone? Was there anyone name

(01:38:00):
who came up that you were like, No, I'm not there,
stay suck? Was there? No? No, everyone nominated was worthy
of a star. I'd i'd be very careful here. There
are some things I'm not supposed to say. Oh, but
can I say who's on the board? You're on the board.
Can't you say whatever you want? Well, I don't know.

(01:38:22):
I don't know if I can say because there are
some there's some pretty big names on the board that
I went into a zoom room and we all voted together.
But I don't know if I can talk about it.
Can can you do a search? Someone? I can't talk
in search? Can you do a search in Hollywood Walk
of Fame Selection committee or I don't even know what
we're called. Okay, So we had a we were we

(01:38:43):
were on a zoom room called for like several hours
going through all the candidates, and we had to whittle
it down to like thirty one total, and we did
and there you have it. And that's all I can say.
Ask me whatever you want to bless you. You must
be necessarily give us names or give us hints. But

(01:39:03):
could you do like a rhymes with Yeah, No, we're
not going to play that game. But I want to
tell you. But I want to talk about who was
on the board because it was kind of an interesting process. See,
here's the thing about the Hollywood Walk of Fame. People
would get stars. I got a star. There's a rumor
out there that you just pay money and you get
a star. That's not how it works. It does not

(01:39:24):
work that way. You have to be nominated and then
a committee has to vote you on and then you pay. See. Uh,
it's robbery. It's we we Actually it's it's like a burglary.
We burgled money from you. Um. Actually it was for
my star. I Heart Radio paid for it. So but

(01:39:49):
there's all you have to pay for the ceremony and
upkeeping stuff because the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce they don't
want to spend that money. Have you looked it up yet?
Can I talk about who's over? No? I don't think so,
because I'm not really seeing the board anywhere. I mean, listen,
I think you should talk about it, but I'm not
seeing where it names everybody on the board. I could
call Ellen Kay because she's on the board. I just

(01:40:12):
gave that away. She's actually in charge. She's actually the
board leader. Oh okay, hold on, let me see if
this works. Calling mobile Ellen Kay. Here. We don't to
vote all this time today, I don't get us. Let
me hear it. She's up. She does a morning show
in Los Angeles, so sure she's awake. Hi, Elvis, I

(01:40:36):
put you on the speaker phone. How are you? Oh? Yeah,
that means I'm not gonna say anything embarrassing. Well, you're
on the air, so don't say anything embarrassing. Okay, Well, yeah,
we're all on the air, but I don't know. Okay,
I know that we're not announcing anything until eleven o'clock
Pacific time, right period, right, Okay, But the fact that

(01:40:56):
I'm on this board that you've you've heard of? Are
we allowed to talk about who's on it? Or is
that a secret? That's a secret. Okay, I'm not on
a board, okay, okay, okay, never mind, Now hold on this,
Is that really a secret? Yeah? Well, they don't like

(01:41:18):
people to know because then people might come to you
and try to Oh I know, but we've already descried you. No,
not that I'm on it, but the board has already decided,
as I've heard, Then they can come to you in
the future. Well, no, but I'm I'll quit. I'll resign. Sorry, Okay, No,
I mean they've always told me not to say anything,

(01:41:39):
but we don't. I don't know. You want to want
me to text or email Anna? No? No, no, no,
no no, because I wouldn't need to know because I'm
not on this board that I've heard of. So never mind.
Is Anna on the board? No? Yes, yes, I told
you we're on there. Don't curse. Okay, Okay, I gotta
let you go because I think we've broken all sorts
of loss. Okay, let's what we do. I love love

(01:42:00):
you by all right, So never mind pretend to say,
oh damn that one awesome. No, no, no, no, Anna,
Actually she coordinates the Hollywood Walk of Fame, that she's brilliant,
and now she's never gonna talk to me ever again.
So anyway, what else you're gonna talking about. I think
we should talk about how awesome it's gonna be when
you get all these celebrities trying to butter you up

(01:42:22):
next year. That's gonna be no, no, no, I'll have
They should tell you ahead of time. Though it's not
your fault. They didn't take you in a room and
say you're not allowed to say you're on the on
the board. They didn't say that, So it's club. Don't
talk about fight club club. He didn't say that. He said, quote,

(01:42:45):
I'm gonna be bored until today at two o'clock when
they need the announcement. Yeah, that's what he said. I
am bored until two pm East Coast time. That's what
he meant. All right. Well, never mind, By the way,
if I was on a board, I cannot be bought.
No one can butter me up or trusted to be
on a secret board. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. All right,

(01:43:10):
what else can we talk about? What else you want
to talk about? Anything? I wish someone would just come
up with this thought. You said the F word last
break and you did not, and it's actually what you
said is on the Today page. Okay, so they said
that they thought I said, well anyway, they thought I

(01:43:30):
said something. They thought I said the F word dirty
as F. Yeah, I said dirty. Filthy is fun. No, filthy.
I didn't say filthy as F. I said filthy is fun. Right,
here's what it sounded like. It is. Filthy is fun,
is fun it filthy is fun played against just in

(01:43:55):
case it is, filthy is fun. Yeah, filthy is fun.
Thank you. Someone's trying. Someone's always trying to snag you
doing something wrong. I didn't do anything wrong. No, not
at all. There's Stacy on line twenty four. Let's go
talk to Stacy. Hello, Stacy, any how's it going? Hey,
good morning? How are you guys doing? Doing great? Awesome?

(01:44:22):
So you actually thought you were having the worst day
ever today, but then you figured something out that totally
turned you around. What was that? Tell us? Well, I
was frantically trying to figure out what happened with my
XM radio because I always have you guys on every
single morning on my way to work, and I thought
it was my radio. So I was on the phone

(01:44:44):
ready to blast and scream at the XM radio, but
I couldn't get through XM serious because I couldn't get through.
So then I was frantically on Facebook and frantically on
Instagram until I saw the post that you guys were
no longer on XM radio. I almost had a hardcap. Yeah,
I'm sorry about that this morning, and I had no idea.

(01:45:07):
I didn't hear about it yesterday, and I just couldn't
even imagine what had happened. Well, you know, and I
gotta be honest, it's it's totally on an old different level.
It's a business thing between two big companies. And I don't,
I don't know, I don't. I really don't have the answer.
And you know, I know a lot of people were confused,
but I do know that you know you have radio

(01:45:27):
or you can listen to us on the I Hurt
radio app, which is really what we hope you do.
And I'm I do apologize for the abrupt exit off
of Serious XM, and it was great. You know, we
love being in love being anywhere you are, and so
we'll try to find new ways to get to you. Okay, Oh,
no worries. I love you guys, and I have great
private investigator skills. So I knew that I was going

(01:45:49):
to leave no stone unturned today until I found you, guys.
And it just made about fifteen minutes and I finally
found you on FM radio. Oh excellent, And well, so
where are you listening to us? I'm in um lake Worth,
Florida County, Timey County in Florida. I love that, all right, perfect?

(01:46:10):
You know where. We're on seventy five FM stations across
the country and we're on. Of course, you're always free.
I heart radio app, which is fantastic. Could you can
use it for other things too? Well, look, I'm glad
you found us, Stacy. Sorry about that snaffoo, but we'll
get through this. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. Bye,

(01:46:31):
thank you. Have a great day. Okay, and there you
have it. We're on, We're still on, We're still doing
a show. And there you have it. Um, what do
we do here? I'm totally I've totally screwed my head
off and I have urinated in my torso and then
screwed my head back on. This is what I've done.
That's a fun thing. Okay, sorry about that? All right, Hey,

(01:46:56):
they just missed that on serious X that word of wisdom.
Let's take a break and we'll be back after this
openART Radio AB and hear everything you missed with Duran
on demand the most to you guys. Yeah, I know
in the morning show, this is it is Elvis Durand

(01:47:17):
in the Morning show, you know, sometimes I feel like
the only show we do is a show about us
trying to do a show. Do you ever get that feeling? Yeah?
Every now and then. It all started the day we
started working out of our houses. You know, it's like
things are echoing, things don't work, things sound like this,
And then you know, well now we have a new one.

(01:47:39):
Because every morning when we do the fifteen minute Morning
Show podcast, we like to record the zoom room so
we can play it back and you can watch us
doing the podcast. Right, So getting brody on it's it's like,
I must think it's close to as difficult as pushing
a child out of your who. Yeah, I don't know,
Danielle you I think I think the Brodie things harder

(01:48:02):
than the who who thing. Well, there's no if you've
ever had, like, you know, an older person in your family,
if you tried to help, you know, get online and
do Facebook or whatever you do with them, and it's
impossible getting Brody online. It's like the same thing. And

(01:48:23):
and I'm not holding him response, well, I think it's
we have too many fiery hoops he has to jump
through to get on. It's a matter of fact, if
you go to Elvis Duran show on Instagram, you can
actually watch yesterday's podcast, which was supposed to be about
straight Nate being annually probed by aliens when he was
a kid, but it actually has turned into a whole
fifteen minutes of Brody trying to sign on. Can you

(01:48:48):
get Brodie on? Brodie says, we just keep screwing him.
It's scary. He thinks you're doing it on purpose. But
I'm really knocked though. You know this, just I have
one laptop, and this laptop has to service everybody coming
in broadcasting from their house. And we have different programs
that run at different times. Are we on teams? It's

(01:49:08):
so confusumed are we on you know, all this other stuff?
You know what I'm saying, it's confusing. It's all by
one ware. So there's one wire. There's one wire that
Scary has hooked into his laptop. They're in the studio
in Tribeca. That is that it connects us all on
the Zoom Room. Right. He's just broke it. He just

(01:49:29):
broke the end off. It's snapped. So so you're saying,
an entire show is being pulled off of the Zoom
Room and we can't do we can't do a podcast
with everyone because of one little snap on one little wire,
all because I went to go put the potato chips
down and my hand hit the side of my laptop

(01:49:51):
and it karate karate chopped the wire and the wire
snapped in two. The wire I like the USB. Aery
blames potato chips. You heverybody just did he throws potato
chips under the bus. What Scary's clearly lying because he
said he put the potato chips down. We know that's
a lot doesn't ever put the pato chips down. So

(01:50:13):
the U you know, the USB, it's the classic connector
we all use every day that thing split in half,
and now it's it's kind of like dangling off. So
now I can't connect with Brody or Garrett or anybody
except over the phone. So what what about Uncle Johnny?

(01:50:36):
Kept saying, Yeah, you guys are calling me Uncle Johnny
because I can't get on. Scary just broke the equipment.
Now he's Uncle Johnny. Okay, I get it all right, Well,
so what are we gonna do for the fifteen minute
morning show podcast? Well, I'm sitting Froggy. Froggy, you're the
only one who figures this stuff out, Froggy, can you
tell us what we need to do. Scary's gonna have
to get another cable either go buy borrow one from

(01:50:58):
another radio station, because that's the way it's set up.
There's there's there's there's nowhere one single hub for everybody
to dial into, which is what we were doing before. Okay,
this is just exhausting. So Scary, are you gonna have
this cable by tomorrow? Yes? I will. I'll figure it out.

(01:51:20):
They're very common. But okay, I don't morning for Sam
and Garrett. I can't you know. Right now, I can
run down the hall to see if any of the
other five radio stations have one if they could spare
a square. So make sure your social distance when you
go in there, I could I mean, don't go to
QUN four or three. They still they still use like
they play records over there. I mean they don't even

(01:51:40):
have wires. They don't have wires, they have they play vinyl.
All right, well, look brody, we love you. We're trying
our best to figure this out. Okay, we want we
want you to attempt to be in the zoom room today.
All right, we love you. Go back to your thing,
all right, thank you, love you, all right, love you. Um,
well there's that. Hey. By the way, have you ever

(01:52:01):
been in a medical emergency and you're like, oh my god,
I don't know what to do and you ask Siri
or Alexa what to do? Yes, the other day when
I burned myself, I was like, ah, somebody helped me.
What's the best solution here? Didn't really go that well. Okay,
So if you ever wonder if your digital voice assistant
like Siri, Alexa is or Google whatever at home, if

(01:52:22):
they give you good information. So a study out of
University of Alberta in Canada, they're saying, no, do not
go to them during life or death emergencies. Call nine
one one. They're saying that Google Home gives good medical
advice fifty percent of the time. That's it. Oh god.

(01:52:44):
If you if you ask Alexa to give you emergency
medical information, it's correct nineteen percent of the time. And
if you ask Siri on your iPhone doesn't even rape.
Siri knows nothing serious, serially, never answers a question I
want her to answer. Ever, I'll ask her something and

(01:53:05):
she comes back with, sorry, I do not understand what
you were saying. I'm like, damn it, Siri, who do
you understand? Who taught you how to listen? Because it's
not to me, you know what. Sirie can't even find
numbers in my phone. Like I will ask her for
my husband's mobile number. She will tell me it's not
in my phone, and I will say, I get that too,
I call him fifty times a day. It's in my phone,

(01:53:25):
you jerk, I don't get I was trying to call
Alex her the day. We're sorry, we don't have Alex
in your contact what? No one always there? I mean,
I don't know anyway, So just keep that in mind.
Nine one one. It's still there. They're usually right on
the money, and they they're trained, and you know they
know what they're doing. Don't don't rely on Siri to, like,

(01:53:48):
you know, to save your life. It's not going to happen.
You used to work on an ambulance all the time, right,
straight and eight. I mean, have you ever used when
you were having a stroke? Did you ask Siria to
help you out? What did you do? That was the
last thing on my mind. I can be totally honest
with you. I was too busy trying to maintain life
at that moment to think about Sirie. Okay, I didn't know.

(01:54:08):
So as far as Siri goes, if you ask her
to dial nine one one calling one, no, no, I
mean you don't even have her call nine one one.
You call nine one one, She's gonna call some guy
named one. All right, let's get into the three things
you need to know, Gandhi. Also, we have a phone
tap on the way, Gandhi, it's all you so much
going on? What do you have? Morale is low among

(01:54:30):
Atlanta police officers, and the mayor says it's actually down
tenfold since charges were filed in the death of Richard Brooks. Yesterday,
one officer was charged with eleven counts, including felony murder.
Another now faces three charges, including aggravated assault. Brooks was
shot twice in the back as he ran from the
officers after wrestling a taser away from one of them
during an attempted DUI arrest. Both officers are expected to

(01:54:52):
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We're good cattle on. I have to reset the computer
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of the best Lowe's dedications from our listeners. Elvis, Elvis
durand the Elvis durand phone tap all Right, Garrett. What's
your phone tap all about? Christy wants to play a
phone tap on her boyfriend Nick. Now, Nick and his
friends recently joined a golf club and paid a lot
of money to be a part of this club. And
Nick and his friends were about to leave for his
golf game in a few hours, and Christie thought now

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would be a great time to mess with them. So
I'm gonna call Nick from the golf club and say, hey,
there's been a little problem with you on the course.
M All right, let's see what happens. And Garrett's phone tap,
let's listen it. Hello, I'm looking for a Nick one guy.
My name is Owen Grady. I work at what I'm
making golf course. I'm calling in reference to some complaints

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we've received from our members about you and your guests.
Got complaints about me and my people. We've gotten a
few complaints over the choice language used on the golf course.
Come on, man, you just a few of our other members.
Who's who's who is complaining about me? Are you familiar
with the bylaws that we had you signed when you
signed up for a member by laws? What some fine

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prints somewhere on the contract? I'm supposed to read what
I'm gonna say my lawyers now to do this. Get
out of here. What are you talking? There are some
bylaws that we live by here on the course, just
to make sure everything stays in line with with the community.
That aside the tattoos that you have on my tattoos,
you have to have them covered up when you're inside
the clubhouse. Cover you mean? I gotta have a long

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sleeve shirts on and stuff? What are you? What? What? What?
What is this? This is? You're you're out of your mind? Look?
This ain't this is I do not like this, and
I don't like starting my day off with a caul
like this. Okay, we're gonna talk when I get to
the club. We're gonna have a little conversation, all right.
I'll talk to you later. Hello, I'm looking for a Nick. Hey,

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what are you doing calling me again? I just spoke
to you. Don't keep calling me Owen Grady over at
golf course. I recognize your voice. What's the matter with you? What? What?
What's your can't you get in your thick Do not
call me anymore? You've got any common courtesy? Enough enough
with this book? What? Hello? Hello? Hi? Yeah, Nick? This

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is this is who is this? My name's Owen Grady.
I'm calling from the wood. Is Nicholas available? Joint him
on the phone? What is this about? Some of the
complaints that we've gotten over the last few weeks of
him and his group complain that being one of them,
the cursing on the course is prohibited. We don't cursing.
We don't curse. What are you talking about? Well, are

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you just cursed? No? No, no, I'm cursed? And play
back what I just said this. Hold on one second,
let me see if that's possible here complain complaint you?
Why is that playing me back and stuff? What is that?
Would you record everything? We do record all our phone calls.
So you did ask me to prove a point, which
I did right there? I'm trickery writer, off the phone down?

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If you bringing all this neggative to into our world?
Many that you're working him up over here? You do
you do yoga? Yeah? We do yoga? What are your
questioning me? Now? You calling me a liar? Right now?
Seriously you got the balls to call me a liar?
That hang off? Christie you're there, Oh my god, he

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is so pissed off. We'll call him back in just
a few minutes, and I'll have you check in on
him and just act like you have no idea what's
going on. Hello, Hey, it's me. Wow. I think I'm
going to get out of here early. I want to
see if you wanted to dinner or whatever. I guess no, man, No,
I'm not, I'm not. I'm Today is not a good

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day for that. They I gotta take care of something
at the at the club, but I didn't sleep well
at all. Then I get the super phone call from
this guy from the from the country club. He's complaining
about my language and my tattoos. Oh, they actually called me.
Could you believe what is this complain? You know, this
is like discrimination for nothing. Are they kicking you out? Guy? Guys,

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he's threatening, We're going over there, We're going on ray
and I are going over there. We're gonna we're gonna
talk to these people. Nick, you gotta come down. I
tell you, in restaurants, you gotta watch your mouth. I mean,
these people, these are rich people. These are these are guys.
They put their underwears on the same way I do.
Whether they're jockey or boxer. You can't go in there
like that you're gonna make it work. Who are you on?

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You really need to just calm down. We just got
done with all that crap with the parole officer. This
is the last thing we need right now. Do me
a favor before you go in there. Just cover up
the chest. It's not Come on. If it's a rule,
it's a rule. You joined cartoon real? Are you for real? Hey? Nick?

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Who is this? My name is Gareth and Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show And you just got phone taps?
Oh Christy, why did you do this? I got you good? Nick?
Oh my god? Right, I listen all the time to
you guys. I can't believe you're doing it to me.
Oh oh you guys blew my mind today. Okay, but
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