The Day We Found Dan

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to voices in the country, This show, I swear to God,
the show in the morning Show, this story in the
Morning Show. I love that one. That's a great opening.
We've been played that in a while, have we No?
We have? You can see? Uh? That is definitely coaster

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Boy Josh? Who did that? Did that voice? That goes you?
Draining them? It makes me it actually sounds like you
do you want to hear it played against? Seriously, It's
so funny. I can always tell it's him. Let's know
this hell Hello, one of the most listen to voices

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in the country, This show. I swear to God, the
show in the morning. I love Coaster Boy Josh. He's awesome. Well, anyway,
welcome to the date. We survived a weekend. Now can
we survive a week I don't know. Hello there, Danielle,

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Good morning, Hi, Gandhi, Hi, Good morning, Hello, sket great morning.
There's Scotty Be. There's our producer Sam. Good morning, dear.
There's my beautiful Froggy. Hello there, hello dear, and look way,
don't theeves all right? What a day? Do we have
any guests today? Bagon Trader. Oh fabulous. I love her

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Christmas album. It's fabulous. Sorry, she's on the way. We
have a do we have a thousand dollars free money
phone tap today? You know it's gravity blankets. I love
Gravity blanket free money phone taps. All right, um, we
need a little Christmas music. We need a little Christina Aguilera.
All my favorites of all time. This all just makes
makes you feel good. We actually play this in July

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sometimes because it makes you feel so good in the
middle of the summer. Anyway, you guys ready for your Monday? Yea,
I'm not. It'screw It Jess Masterless on her open jes
watching by a wise unlike you more. Everybody know the

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tacky and sums to help to make the Jenny touts
on the love will fund on the screen to on

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swe the times on his nape. I go a spy
to see a fly, so I'm my barings. I'm so brave.

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Che I want you who said Anny time? Whisper away?

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He He's only everyone time to see him feeling out
of fly. I'm my friend time when he shies, Risper

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Hosier every time. You're ready Merry Christmas? Listen to the

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entire song just to hear those final two words, Mary
kiss me. Uncle. Johnny popped in at the end, Am Mary, Yeah,
welcome to the day. We've got stuff to do. Everyone
sleep well. You had a good weekend, Yeah, a great weekend.
Let's go talk to Josh on line four. Oh Josh,

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you're one of our heroes. You work for a United
States Postal Service the USPS. You're a mail man. We
love you. Yeah, thank you. You know what. I love
you guy. You guys had a crappy year, but you
know what I'm I'm looking forward to two thousand. Um,
what's the name of year. I'm looking forward to a
better year for our United States Postal Service. You guys,
you're you're our heroes. Thank you for what you do. Yes,

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no problem, we love doing it. We're we're up at
five o'clock this past week and going until Christmas to
get these package is delivered for you guys. Well, we
appreciate it. You know. I actually went into my local
post office the other day. I had to mail a
letter and my friend Kathy, who works there, I said, Kathy,
I need a mail this letter. Can you do that
for me? She said, yeah, we're the post office. Okay,

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I said, how much does it cost a mail a letter?
I don't know how to do this. It was like
fifty five cents? Is that it? Yeah, fifty five cents
And I still do this day. Think fifty five cents.
What a miracle. Only fifty five cents will buy that.
You take that envelope and you you deliver it exactly
to where I wanted to go for only fifty five cents.
It's a bar again. I love it. Well, Thank you

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from New York to California for fifty five cents for you.
The news is this letter actually went maybe a half
mile down the road. But I wanted to support Kathy
and all you guys at the USPS. Hey, so you've
been working a lot right getting ready for the holidays.
It's going to be crazy. Do you have any tips
for us as we enter the shipping season? Yes, ship early. Oh,

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if you want it there before Christmas, ship early. We're
Our package value went up about five Who mettee with
COVID and everything. No one wants to go to a store, right,
So this is the earliest we've been out at five
o'clock in the morning getting these packages delivered. We're doing
each roots doing anywhere between one hundred to four hundred

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packages a day. You know what, but it's a miracle
they all get there. And I don't know how you
guys figured it out, but you did. Hey question, an
age old debate we've been having. Is it okay to
give a holiday tip? Two carriers? Corporate answer as we
can accept and gift under twenty dollars no cash. Corporate

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answer the corporate Oh, I hate the corporatec corporncers suck.
We hate corporate answers. Anyway, Well, thanks for taking care
of all of us, and thanks for delivering our votes
in the election. And I hope you have a great
day and stay safe out there. Okay, Josh, and thank
you guys. I listened to all your podcasts to get

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me through the day. I'm I'm up to December twenty
nineteen show right now. You know more about it than
we do. Oh, listen up, We're gonna send you some
Elvis Drain morning show scrubs. I'm sure we'll ups or
FedEx m to you so we can give you a
day off. It's no problem, but awesome. Thanks for listening
to us, Josh, have a great day. And stay safe.
Thank you too. Hold on one second, let's get going.

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It's time for the horoscopes. Who are you doing them with?
I would love to do them with Danielle this morning.
Thank you. One day you're gonna say, Nate, it's gonna
be the worst day, ye yourself. So it is Sarah
Barrellis's birthday today and Aaron Carter, Happy birthday to them, Capriccorn.
Be ready to deal with here and now. It will
connect you back to reality. Your days of ten Aquarius,

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Charting your own course can sometimes come with a sacrifice.
Don't be afraid and continue to push yourself your days
of nine pieces. Go outside your comfort zone for new
and exciting conversations with people that you may have never
talked to. Your day is a nine aries. An unpleasant
situation could have you feeling a little low on self esteem.
Cheer yourself up by doing something that makes you happy.

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Your days in eight Taurus, you will be surprised by
how much you can accomplish with minimal effort. Your day
is a nine. Like that one Gemini. Be flexible in
your routine. Having tunnel vision will restrict you in many ways.
Your days in eight Cancer things are coming at you
from all directions before. Be sure to stay away from
a path that may cause you harm for yourself or
even to others. Your day is a nine hey Leo.

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A practical and grounding force will provide you with the
guidance Nita to stay focused and motivated. Your days of
ten Virgo, prosperity could be closer than you think. Retrace
your steps and look for unturned stones for wisdom. Your
days of seven Libra in decision has left you at
a crossroads. There will be more than one correct pathway,
but you need to make up your mind. Your days
and eight Scorpio, be open and willing to hear someone

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out because what may have seemed that was outlandish at
one time, it may be a practical response now. In
your days and seven and finally, Sagittarius, be aware of
making any impulsive decisions. You need to keep yourself on
a more stable pathway towards success. Your days and eight
and those are your Monday morning horoscopes. Excellent. All right,
let's keep rolling. We got some momentum on our side.

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Let's keep rolling. Come on, let's get into the three
things we need to know. Gandhi, what's going on? Well?
Millions of people in California are under a lockdown due
to a surgeon coronavirus hospitalizations. Residents in southern California will
be under a stay at home order starting midnight tonight.
That order was issued after intensive care units in the
regions dipped below fifteen percent capacity. The orders affect more

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than thirty million people and include major cities like La
and San Diego. In the meantime, Giuliani says he is
feeling okay as he battles a coronavirus in a Washington,
DC hospital where he was admitted Sunday. Congress is now
on the clock to region agreement on a new coronavirus
relief bill, and some say a proposal could come together
as soon as today. A bill that would provide about
three hundred dollars in additional weekly unemployment benefits looks to

(12:17):
have a good shot at approval. The nine hundred and
eight billion dollar measure would not include another round of
twelve hundred dollars stimulus payments, but would continue a freeze
on evictions for people who cannot afford to pay their rent,
and it would reauthorize the paycheck Protection program for struggling businesses.
And finally, we always wonder if we should eat certain
things from a gas station, and I think we probably

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all draw the line at sushi, especially days old. You
do not, Okay, well, think about this next time you
grab gas station sushi. One woman grab some sushi that
was about five days old and started suffering from hallucinations.
Turns out she had a giant tapeworm that started living
in sight of her. She claims she got from the sushi.

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Once a doctor finally figured out what's causing the problem,
she took a pill to kill the worm and made
a full recovery. And just think we all prayed for
a tapeworm from time to time. I mean I have.
I'm not gonna lie. There have been times, like right
before a big dance or something, I'm like, please, tape worm,
come on. I think scary lives with one every day,
but maybe this one. What would one feel like? I
was just thinking about what I feel rum like. You, well,

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why don't you run down to the X station get
some sushi? Plan out? Those are great things, you know.
I'm sitting You're watching TV just out of the corner
of my eye. The people who are in uh drug commercials.
I'm going to live their lives. They live the best lives,
you know, really commercials that have like the long list

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of side effects at the end. Yeah, they're always like
living the best lives. These people in the drugs, right,
they never have the side effects those people. No whatever,
we don't even know what the drugs do. It some
drug called bluck a blacks and they're like chasing a
butterfly with anal leakage. Yeah, they're like on yachts cruising

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around the world and you know, playing tennis. I want
to I want to live the life of these people
they're living in the drug commercials. Anyway, what is this Monday? Yes? Yeah,
what's up? I love the ones where they're watching a
sunset while sitting in a bathtub in their backyard. Yes,
where is that? You gotta be some kind of pill
to live that life. I don't know. Let's have a Monday.

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You know what happens every year at this time. A
mountain of email comes in every day because you know,
people are selling stuff and you're on all their list.
I can unsubscribed fast enough to all these people anyway,
and you know the scammers are out there. I just

(15:06):
got a scammy, a scammy email from what looks like
Amazon m And the thing is that they're like, we've
noticed some suspicious activity on your account, so you know,
if you want to sign in again, push this button
here right right. But they can't even speak English in
their email to me, So I actually replied to them, said,

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you're a dumbass. You can't even speak English. Good look
scamming people. I want to let them know that I'm
aware that they're not Amazon. I wonder how many people
do give their information though to things like that. Like
yesterday I got a call that said like someone had
charged all this money on something and it said please
push one. I'm like, if I push one, they're gonna

(15:48):
try to get all my information. I am not pushing one,
but I wonder how many people do push one? A lot?
I do a lot of people, Yeah, a lot of people.
I remember I got a call maybe a week ago,
and I couldn't even understand what they were saying. They
were speaking in a in a weird foreign language dialect whatever,
which is fine, but I said, three times, can you

(16:10):
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(16:32):
What's up? Frog? Somebody called me the other day. They're like, yes,
you're jeep wrangler warranty has expired. I said, really, that's
funny because I haven't owned a jeep wrangler since nineteen
ninety nineties when I got rid of that. So I
hope the warranty expired long before this has already expired.
I mean really, anyway, they're out there, so you know,

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oh yeah. The moral to the story is just watch out.
They're looking for you, and call your mom and dad,
because those are the people who were and your grand parents. Yeah,
you're gonna get screwed over anyway. Heye, Producer, Sam, Hi,
how you doing, Darlin? Doing okay? How's your puppy? Yesterday

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she had her first play date in a house with
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I'm talking about your boyfriend. Oh, he's doing pretty well. Yeah,
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so it's not totally easy, but it's so rewarding, and
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that's so cool. You have a great life lifetime ahead
with her. All right, let's get into the feel goods.
You haven't made us feel good already, but here we
got what do you have to do? Really lacking today? Okay?
So Justin Wilde sent me the cutest thing. It happened

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that continental manner of nursing home in Ohio. So we
all know that nursing homes have been hit pretty hard
during the pandemic. These poor residents can't even see family
members unless it's safely from a window. So the activity
director at Continental came up with a great idea to
lift the residence spirits. They created a makeshift forest of
a bunch of faux Christmas trees, and then they put

(18:20):
antlers on the employees and had the employees dodge from
tree to tree, and then they gave nerf guns to
the residents who were all lined up on one side
of the room. Yeah, gosh, it's the cutest video. It's
going up on Elvista dot com of a bunch of
people in wheelchairs shooting at residence. It's just so adorable.
Not only did they have so much fun with the activity,

(18:41):
but then when it blew up over the weekend and
went viral, they were calling their family members bragging that
they had gone viral, So it was kind of a
double whammy of joyce, super cute. Thank you Justin for
this email, and if you have a story that deserves
to be featured, email me Sam at elvistan dot com
subject line feel goods. Thank you Sam, Danielle, what do
you have coming up? We've got a lot of new
music that's going to be dropping soon. And also read

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it's Comeda Cabeo and me. Look at it. We're so
speaking of her, didn't scary? Did you say that you
heard a rumor that Sean Mendez and Comeda Cabo are engaged?
Did you hear that? Yeah? I heard that there were
rumors swirling about the fact that they may be engaged
or they're gonna get engaged from who? Where'd you hear that? Yeah?

(20:53):
Where do you hear that? They said, Oh, they did.
I heard it. It's just it's hold on, hold on,
back up. They said that there are rumors that they
are getting married. They I didn't hear it specifically quoted
from either camp, like either one of them. You've just
said that. You just said that. They said that they
are rumors. You've heard the term they say, they say

(21:18):
say in this case, I don't know, Well, it makes
no sense. You heard someone say it. Yeah, give me
the name of the person who said they heard that.
Comedic Cabayo and Sean mendesn't they saw someone say it
on TikTok, And then I saw people on No I'm

(21:42):
not even kidding on Twitter. So the fact if enough
people say it indifferent from different sources, then it turned
into what they say. So you know what they said? O. God,
you know, TikTok verifies everything that. No, this is a
problem with the world. It's like Wikipedia in real life. No, Well,
Garrett just put a story up from people dot com.
Shawn Mendez says his dad calls Kamila his daughter in law. Well,

(22:08):
maybe you will happen. Maybe Scary's right. Well, I don't know.
They've been doing interviews. Yeah, and they just did another
song together, right, so they say they Well, I mean
we do take credit for connecting them, right, Yes, it's
all us you. I didn't know that Camila used to

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date our friend Matthew Hussey. Didn't know that. Yeah, and
did you see the Matthew Hussey story that came out? No,
hold on, hold on me final is he getting married
to Shawn Mendez as well. They said it, they said it.
They hold on our friend Lydia send it to me.
Hold on, let me read this. Hey, well wait, you're
a good friends with Matthew Hussey. Right straight night. There's

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an article out and it's entitled irresistible People always have
an And why did we break up? In a moment
of bravery, relationship expert, Matthew Hussey gritted his teeth and
asked the question above to his ex girlfriend, why did
we break up? Is this is this Camilla? Did? He
ask Camila while they broke up. I'm not gonna take

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It's in a story right here, Yes, tell us if
I knew, I wouldn't tell you just cloak it by
saying they say, okay, let me read this. So, in
a moment of bravery, relationship expert Matthew Hussey gritted his
teeth and asked a question above to his ex girlfriend,
why did we break up? He was expecting to hear
the standard spiel about timing wasn't right, or she wasn't

(23:35):
sure what she really wanted, But instead she said something
much worse. She said, you were boring. No, oh, well,
she said, when we first met, you were the most
ambitious person I'd ever met. I'd never met someone with
such an ability to decide they want something and then
get it. This was so sexy. But as we went
into our relationship, the more time went on, the more

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that's all you were. You were so ambitious, you knew
how to get what you wanted. But you were so
one dimensional. Even when we were alone, you were always
on the phone, always talking business, always talking shop. We
never did anything spontaneous. We never went on any adventures.
It was just all one track and it got boring. So, Nate,
you're not listening to what I'm saying. I'm listening to it. Yeah,

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So which one of Matthew's girlfriend said that, I'm not
gonna say you don't even know. I don't actually, but
but even if I did, I wouldn't divulge that. I mean,
he left it ambiguous in the story for a reason, right,
I don't know Camilla. That's what they said. She's the

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only girlfriend that anybody knows. He and Eli that's what
news says. Next on T speaking Remember it was at
G and N was that great teams T News Network.

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Someone will be more reliable. Inn Greg would call us
and say this is what I heard. Actually, you know,
I was on Great Tea's podcast Uncle Ted Shed on
Friday night. Oh the Shed. It was awesome. His uncle's
head's fabulous. We had a great time, Great Tea. He's like,
come on, man, let's work together again. How that's about that?

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I don't know. We gotta fire someone and about Oh
is that what we're doing? Who's leaving? Anyway? It let's
get into the Danielle Report. Danielle, Yes, what is going on?
What lies today? Well, I'm not gonna do you know?
They said so gayly Sean Mendes and Camlicable. Let's start
with them. So um, they put out their version of

(25:45):
the Christmas Song and here's what it sounds like, the
simple face two kids fun to mine too. Wow, do
we have that in the system? Can we play? The
whole Thing's been said many times, many ways. Marvie Christmas

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getting married? So awesome? Right, So proceeds. If you download this,
we'll go to help support people in need. And they
started it out by donating one hundred thousand dollars themselves
to Feeding America. So that was pretty cool. I love them,
I know. Isn't that nice? Okay? I told you guys.

(26:32):
George Clooney said he loves his Flowbee. You can't get
a flobye anywhere, guys, it is out of stock. They said.
The Clooney effect has just done wonders for for flow
for flobies. So Elise, if you still had the one
that you used to own, you could get money for
it on eBay. I can't way so crazy. So The

(26:54):
Mass The Mass Singer wrapped up its third season in
the United States, but the UK only was going to
be up to the second season. Well, they had a
little problem. The new season got filmed in front of
a live studio audience and they were supposed to not
tell people who the uh the different people under the
mask square they did. The whole entire season has been

(27:16):
leaked and now they can't do it. Now they can't
play this season. So I know, I don't know how
crazy that. I'm like, oh my gosh, that is that
just sucks for the network. Um So TikTok or Marin
Short's latest video. Um was very interesting doing a taste
test for Starbucks and in the middle of the taste

(27:37):
test realized something. Here's the clip. Okay, I got off
work and I did a mobile order for Starbucks to
try a new drink, and I went to the wrong location.
So now I'm in line and ready to get my drink.
So I'm just gonna try this. This has no flavor.
Oh no, why can't I taste it? COVID? Hang on,

(27:59):
I can't tell stunny thing? Oh my god? And guess what.
She tested positive for COVID and she realized she's basically
yeah in that crazy though, like we were watching it
happen or listening to it happen on TikTok. Guys. You
know TikTok is where you get all your news from.
I'm just saying I know, right. If you remember Rita

(28:19):
Aura had to apologize again because of her birthday party
in notting Hill where you know they weren't doing the
coronavirus restriction thing. So we found out she had to
apologize again because she flew to Egypt on private jet
November twenty first, performed at a hotel that paid her
a lot of money. Then she flew back and she
was supposed to quarantine for fourteen days. Instead of quarantine,

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she wound up going to that other birthday party that
she had to apologize for. She's the super spreader. We
found it two times. Football Tonight, the Bills and the Niners,
The Voice You've Got Monday Night Raw. I was watching
Sugar Rush Christmas over the weekend where they have to
make all these different Christmas cakes and cupcakes and stuff.
Oh my gosh, one, I was getting so hungry, but

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too it's such a cute show. And I watched the
Mariah carry Magical Christmas Special on Apple TV and it
definitely puts you in the Christmas spirit, especially if you're
a Mariah fancy. May want to check that out. And
that's my Danielle report. I'm dying to see you. So
where's where's the Mariah Special? Apple Plush? Apple TV? Plus? Hey,
So Friday morning, our friend Dan called maybe remember this conversation.

(29:26):
He uh slept in his car at an impound lot
because they had towed his car, and he went to
go get it out and he broke into the lot
and he was waiting for them to open the gates
so we could just drive out and not pay. Yeah,
I know, bad plan. We we said, look, people who
own impound lots usually have big dogs and guns. Get

(29:46):
out go. And we haven't heard from him since. Well
have we have? You talked to him, Nate, I've spoken
with him. He will give us a full update in
about ten minutes. Oh, spoiled. That means he's still a lot. Well,
he could have able to call you back in ten
MINUTESO from jail. So wait, what time did we talk
to on Friday? We talked to him around seven o'clock. Okay,

(30:07):
so we have him coming up next. Yeah, Oh my god,
so a Dan update. We'll see what happened coming up.
We'll be back after this. Oh my god, I'm hearing
myself on the radio now. Okay, sorry, guys, show, don't
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Morning Show, I don't know, you know, I decorated the house.
It's all Christmas. Ee. It looked so great. I could
just sit there and stare at a Christmas tree for

(30:51):
hours and you do nothing else. What it is you're
in the say? Yep, I think I think a lot
of people were doing that over the weekend because a
lot of people were posting pictures of themselves sitting on
the couch with their feet up and the tree in
the background, and they were just relaxing. So I think everyone, Yeah, Danielle,
have you put your tree up? Oh yeah, we put

(31:12):
our tree up before Thanksgiving and I we haven't put
ornaments on it yet because I love the way it
looks with just the lights so the boxes there, but
we just haven't put it on there. I did it
all Saturday or Friday night. I decorated and then I
was on Greg Teas podcast. I was talking about that.
So someone's mad at me because I won't do the

(31:33):
Brooklyn Boys podcast, but I'll do a great tease podcast.
We've invited you several times. I don't you don't need
to help. You're doing so well liked they need to
help all of ihearts podcasts. Brooklyn Boys is number six
out of contract guys, number six this morning. You don't
need me on that. Well, we'd love to get to

(31:54):
number one, so you don't. I don't think I have
I don't think I have that power. But anyway, it
was a great weekend. Beautiful weekend to stare at a
tree I don't know and listening to Christmas music. It
was so relaxing. Dread when we take everything down, because
the house looks so bare after you have all the
Christmas stuff up and the tree, it's beautiful, it's festive,
it's a great feeling. And then when you take it

(32:16):
all down, you walk in your house, it looks like
somebody robbed the place. Just switch out the decorations. Yeah,
just leave it there. You know, all through the summer
have Christmas trees up and anyway, So Friday morning, right
around this time, we got we got a call from Dan,
who whose car was impounded because he they accused him

(32:38):
of parking illegally whatever. So he broke into the impound lot,
got into his car to drive it out, and of
course he couldn't because the gate was closed. He was
gonna ram the gate where Dan we talked to him
like twenty minutes, would you get out of there, you're
gonna get hurt. Well, people want to know what happened
to Dan. So we have Dan on the phone. Good

(33:00):
morning Dan, how are you hello? Lady doing great? Oh
my god, it's so good to hear so Okay, so
last week we spoke with you on Friday, we said
get out of there, go back later and go through
the proper channels to get your car out. What did
you end up doing? I'm very appreciative that you're you
and the whole team were very convincing of trying to

(33:22):
keep me out of jail, especially since it was the weekend.
I wouldn't have gotten out. I would still still probably
be in a cell. Yeah. So, um, you know, very
very lucky. I have a lot of friends will like
me and morning shows a very intelligent and get me
out of jail again. Lucky again. So what did you do?
So last we left you you were actually planning on
driving through the gate. I mean, what did you end

(33:43):
up doing after we hung up with you? Um, I
got a call from a lot of listeners out of
my friends, is that you, and um yeah, they basically
ended up convinced me to along with you to to
not be inside when when everybody showed up, So um yeah,
we would run it outside and uh like kind of

(34:04):
just in time, someone got someone else got towed. So
uh yeah, yeah, I lost a couple of bennies, But um,
you know, I'm not I'm not in itself, which is
what all my friends and uh my wife were thinking.
That would be spending the whole weekend. You know that,
every honest song, it's a it's a point five technds
to the weekend. I'll see you on Monday if I'm

(34:25):
rested on Friday. So, uh yeah, that's what everyone thought
that would be, would be in a in a cell
over the weekend. We thought worse. I mean, look at
the people who own those impound lots. They're very protective
of their property. I was afraid they were going to
show up and hurt you, or you know, put a
bullet through your hand or something, or you know what
I'm saying. But I'm glad that didn't work out that way.
So you had to How much did you pay to

(34:48):
get your car out? Did you have to pay extra
because you broke in? Or did did they even know
that you had broken in? Uh? A little, they knew
I were breaking stump something, but I don't want to
think they knew it broke in, And yes, I just
had to pay extra. Why why did you pay extra?
I mean, how much more did you have to pay
because of what happened? Like a double double it went

(35:12):
up to about about four hundred in total. Because you're
broke in and they realized it. Uh no, because they're
the extortion artists and they'll they'll just get you for
any any money that they think you might have. All right,
So I paid for the lot too happily to get

(35:32):
my car out of there, and they're like, oh, this
guy had something more funny somewhere. No, So was there
any property damage you had to pay for? Yeah, I
mean there there was no property damage, but yes, I
had to pay for imaginary Uh their their imagination straight. Mat.
So you spoke with Dan before he came on. What
did you get from Dan? Is skirting a couple of things.

(35:54):
Apparently they took his ID. We're holding a hostage until
he Hey, yeah, until the very last second when I
had to leave for work. And then so I just
say the rest of the extortion money and late to work.
So you had to pay usual earlier than usual. So
you paid the extortion money. So there was extortion going on?

(36:17):
Oh man, Yeah, yes, sir, completely. Oh my god. Now
were there any fines that you have to pay for
parking in a no parking zone or something like that? Uh? No, No,
it was just a topee, which is probably illegal. But
oh well, wow, so it sounds like they got away

(36:37):
with a big scam. Yeah, they probably do that. I
mean that that next guy that just got towed in
probably had to deal with the same thing. I mean
there's no other working cars in there except for mine
and then the next guy that they were towing in.
So that you parked and and you don't think it
was it was illegally parked, and they towed your car
and then they scammed you and made you pay double

(36:58):
to get your car out. I think they parked other
two cars like in the private property area trying to
trick everybody else. Think you that street is private, is
not private property? And they probably oh there is another starker.
Let's tell this guy why I told you they used
in the Bronx where I lived. They used to go
around and they used to break your windshield because it

(37:21):
was only one windshield place in town, and they got
all the business. And that's how it got it half
the time. So I am, yeah, Well apparently they still do.
I mean that's that you moved out of the Bronx
and Broxty is still there. Very very student. Look, you know,
The bottom line is this. We're so happy to hear
your voice because we were concerned a lot of people,

(37:42):
a lot of listeners were very concerned about your well being.
And so it sounds like you're great, sounds like you're good.
Here's what will be very good advice. Thank you, thank
you well. You did keep me safe and I'm very
lucky as usual. Dan, I want you to always call
upon us when you need advice, because we're here for you.
And what we're gonna do is we're gonna give you
a five hundred dollars cash gift card from our friends

(38:04):
at Neutral Bullet. You can spend it any way you want.
It'll help ease the staying of the extortion you went
through over the weekend. Okay, look at that. So here's
what happened. This guy, Dan Are, one of our favorite listeners,
broke into an impound lot, was about to drive his
card through a locked gate and damage the gate just

(38:27):
to get out, and we talked about of it, and
he's now being rewarded. So I just say, we're rewarding
a guy for breaking in someplace exactly, I think we're
rewarding him for not making it worse. Also, I'm rewarding
him because he gave us moments and moments of entertainment
on Friday. So Dan, I stay safe. Tell your wife

(38:48):
in China. We said, hi, is how's she doing? Oh?
I did talk like all my friends off a ledge.
They're all they're all really picked at me for being
really stupid. But I'm like, yeah that's me. You guys
all know I'm stupid, but yeah, you're not stupid. I'm
just glad that you're you're alive and you didn't get
hurt by an imfron a lot owner because I don't know,
I don't know, they're very tough people. I'm sure. All right,

(39:10):
look hold on much second, okay, and uh straight night.
It's gonna take care of you and gets into your
five hundred dollars cash gift card. Oh lady, you guys
are all the best. Hello, lady, held thank you so
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And thanks to Neutra bullet. Our friend Dan has five
hundred bucks in his pocket. Yeah, yeah, it's so cool.
We come across the greatest people in this job, right,
we do, we do. We're very lucky. I got Linda
line twenty three. She has something to add to the story.
Hello Linda, what's going on? Good morning? Right? Good money lady?
Well hello lady, So what is your thought about Dan

(39:54):
who actually got off basically unhurt? Oh my god, I
always think and thank god he wasn't in Philadelphia's lot
off that cheap? Oh really? Oh my god. They have
a show on tv UM where they locked the cars
up that people have to come get them out. Right,
that is the cheapest fine I've ever heard somebody to

(40:15):
pay is like four hundred dollars. That's ridiculous. He would
be saying like a thousand or so. Wait, I've seen
that show that's based in Philly, right, oh yeah, and
they're nasty and then and then their own show. It's like, anyway,
I was we could get a show We're Nasty an

(40:36):
watch it. Dan needs to watch that, all right, God,
wherever you are, I'm sure Philly in pound lots are
almost maybe worse than New York. I don't know. But anyway,
thank god he didn't get killed. That's I was worried
they're gonna shoot him. I really was worried about that.
I was like, oh my god, Joe, I mistaking the
same thing when I heard Friday. Thank all, he's good.
Thank god, you guys talking out of it. Love you,

(40:57):
I know, we're so We're so great. Hey, Linda, loving you,
and thanks for listening to us on qman on two,
hold on one second straight night. And there you go.
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. Coming up. We've got a one thousand dollars
gravity blanket, free money phone tap for you've got a
busy day. Let's go ahead. What's what's going on? COVID
nineteen is now the deadliest disease in the US, after

(41:17):
passing heart disease as the nation's number one killer. The
coronavirus killed a record twenty eight hundred people in the
US just last Thursday, the most ever in one day
and totally. COVID nineteen has now claimed over two hundred
and eighty two thousand American lives. Now, millions of people
are under lockdown in California due to a surge in hospitalizations.
Residents in southern California will be under a stay at

(41:38):
home order starting at midnight tonight. Those orders affect major
cities like La and San Diego. In the meantime, Rudy
Giuliani says he is feeling okay. He's battling the coronavirus
in a Washington, DC hospital where he was admitted Sunday.
Congress is now we're working to reach an agreement on
a new coronavirus relief bill, and some say a proposal
could come together as soon as today. This bill would

(41:59):
provide about three hundred dollars in additional weekly unemployment benefits,
and it looks to have a good shot of approval.
At approval, the nine hundred and eight billion dollars measure
would not include another round of twelve hundred dollars stimulus payments,
but would continue a freeze on evictions for people who
cannot afford to pay their rent, and it would reauthorize
the paycheck Protection program for struggling businesses. And finally, after

(42:21):
the success of the fight where Nate Robinson got his
butt whooped by Jake Paul, Floyd Mayweather Junior is now
coming out of retirement for an exhibition match against his brother,
Logan Paul. The fifteen time former world champion is going
to fight Logan Paul on February twentieth. God, and I'm
not going to go. Well, I will pay top dollar

(42:43):
to watch this. I will too, I'm not I will too,
especially because Floyd's a little guy and these Paul brothers
are pretty big. So if he can't get away, it
could be interesting. And those are your three things? Wow? Yeah,
when is that going to be February twentieth? Oh, I'm
so there. Don't even call my house that day in
front of the TV. All right, take it a break here,
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on the way to work. Waked me up every morning.
This is Elvis Durand in the Morning show. Hey, here's
some reading for you to get two online. December seventh,
nineteen forty one, a date which will live in infamy.

(43:25):
According to FDR our President, it was seventy nine years
ago today that US Navy base near Honolulu, Hawaii was attacked.
More than twenty four hundred Americans died, left another one
thousand injured in this awful, awful strike signaled the entry

(43:45):
into World War Two for our country. The United States
didn't want to be involved with World War Two, and
of course our European allies, including Britain, Great Britain, they
were actually I'm not gonna see three old, but they
were actually very very very relieved to know that we
were going to enter the war with them. Otherwise they

(44:05):
would have probably lost. Right. So history, I love history.
I don't know if you you know a lot of
people are like, Ah, history to a lot of people,
it's it's a class. It's it's it's it's a you know,
a grade in a class in high school. Whatever. History
to me is just fascinating. And to read up on
Pearl Harbor and what happened there seventy nine years ago today, Uh,

(44:28):
you're gonna learn a lot. So hop online and do
a search. Very important. Um yeah, Froggy, what's up? Have
you been before? Have you been to the to the
to the memorial site? I have never. I've flown over
it and saw it. Have you been there? Yeah? I did.
I went. When we went, we went on a cruise
out of Hawaii and we went a day early, so
that we could go to Pearl Harbor. We got up
really early because the lines are very long to get in. Um,

(44:50):
we got up early, went and we really enjoyed it
as a family. And I mean it sounds odd to
say we really enjoyed it, but there's so much history
there and we actually went out to the area where
it was and it the sounds, just everything that it
is unbelievable. If you have a chance to go, it
really is very educational, but yet at the same time,
just something I'll never forget. Wow, Daniel, you said you've been. No,

(45:12):
I've never been. I think Gandhi's been. Yeah, I've been. Yeah,
I want to visit. One of my friends in Hawaii
also and she was like, we should definitely go take
a look at this. It's really interesting to see and
it is, and it's weirdly in this beautiful area too.
That's just like, Wow, this happened here. I can't believe it. Yeah,
do a search again. December seventh, seventy nine years ago
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(45:34):
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(47:43):
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Elvis Durant phone tap. All right, Brody, what do you
have for us today? Well, apparently Doug is a very
overprotective dad. He has a fourteen year old daughter who
he swears doesn't date, doesn't go your boys, and he
doesn't want her to or have anything to do with boys.

(48:03):
Mom or his wife. Rather, Stephanie the mother, She thinks
her daughter should have a little fun and he's being crazy.
How old is she? Fourteen? Okay, so she wanted me
to call and propose a scenario where he'd have a
reason to be upset about the whole situation. Let's listen
in to today's phone tip. Here we go. Hello, Yeah,
I'm looking for dugton A. Yeah. Hey is this Mark? Yeah? Hi?

(48:24):
Is this Heather's father? Yeah? And and first of who
the hell are you to talk to my wife like that?
I just got a call. She's hysterical. What the hell
all is about my son? Peter? It goes to school
with your daughter? He has mono and apparently he got
it from your daughter. Apparently he was making out with her. Hey,
all right, stop right there. First off, First off, as

(48:44):
far as I know, she's not sick. And secondly, she's
not making out with boys. And okay, my son wouldn't
have done anything with your daughter. But according to according
to Peter, your daughter was all over him last week
and she just was like, oh, why don't we make out?
And I don't know if she's sick or not. Maybe
she's a carrier. But he's got money and your daughter
has got it. First off, okay, excuse me, Yeah, because

(49:07):
you called me at my office during the day to
tell me that my daughter is throwing herself at some kids.
Come all right, I don't know who the hell you are.
I don't know who the hell this kid. Peter, You
know what, Plason, don't be one of those fathers that
thinks their daughter is an angel. Okay, apparently because your
kid is being some sort of a slut. I have
no idea who the hell he is. You You obviously

(49:28):
don't know anything about your daughter or her reputation. She's
got quite a reputation on the school. Who the hell
are you to call me and tell me this type.
I am a concerned parent with a sick kid. My
son hasn't kissed anybody else this year. He kissed your daughter,
or or should I say you know he hasn't kissed
anybody else. How do you know he hasn't been kissing
half the school? Okay, because you know he has your
daughter's job. Okay, according to according to Peter, your daughter's

(49:51):
spreading around school like lice. Shut your mouth, stop what
you're saying. All right, you know what I have. I
have an eighteen year old daughter, and I can I
can tell you she's not going around making out with
all the boys in school given the mono, because I
raised her angel. You know what, maybe you should check
your daughter from mono. Maybe have been having a little
session because it's a normal family. Okay, my son showed me.

(50:12):
Pictures are on Facebook. Your daughter dresses like a tramp
going to school with a short skirt on, but she's
hanging out all over the place. Have you seen her
Facebook page? I monitor all that stuff. Okay, she dresses
appropriately for school. Yeah, dress is decently. I have never
had one complaint from any administrator or tool or anything
like this. I don't know what the hell your kid
is doing. Again, you're the one with the sick kid,

(50:33):
not me. You stop blaming all your problems on me.
Why don't you look at your own parenting skills and
figure out what going doing wrong. Okay, I will tell
my kid not to be attacked by the tramping girl
in school next time. You know what, I'm going to
hang up because if I that's it. Just make sure
you have my money. I'm going to submit a bill
for your to you or your wife. And if your
wife can't figure out that pretty numbers, Hello, hello, Stephanie,

(50:55):
Oh my god, let it go to vice. I'll wait
a minute. Okay, okay, let's call him back and just like, sorry,
I was, I was. I was texting Heather when you called.
What's up? Okay, step sorry mister call what so? What happened?
This guy's a piece of work. Yeah, he's saying that
that Heather dresses like a slut. It's I really just

(51:15):
want to rip my hand it threw the phone and
rip hard out. He is crazy, But you didn't have
to be crazy to He's saying the Heather threw herself
that this kid. What am I supposed to just sit
back and take that? Well, honey, you know, no, of
course not. But listen, I think the best thing we
should do is just I'm thinking maybe I'll bake a
little cake. Stop and send it over. Maybe some balloon. No, no,

(51:38):
absolutely not, honey. We need to make peace with these people.
Make peace with them, and then I'm not putting up
with that. Now, Heather's another issue. I'm that we got
to deal with Facebook gone, cell phone gone. I need
to bake a cake and we need to give them
some balloons and a carney. What what are you talking about? Because, honey,
we were in the wrong. Heather did kissed the boys,

(52:00):
so we gotta make amends. Why are we even dealing
with this stuff? Now? Hey, Doug, Doug, you're dealing with
this because this is actually David Brody from ether Strand
in the Morning show and your wife and I just
phone tapped you. God, that's that's just great. I gotta
now explain to three floors of the office building why

(52:22):
the hell they've been hearing me all like this. There
you go, Thank you Brodie, your free money poetap worth
a thousand dollars. That's talked to Line seven. It's Beth.
We got good news for you. Beth. Hi, you want
some good news? Yes, what do you want? First? The
bad news? Are the good news? I want the good news? Okay.

(52:44):
The good news is you just won one thousand dollars.
Oh my god, congratulations than ready for the bad news.
What's the bad news? The bad news is there's no
bad news. It's all well, you got a thousand dollars
coming your way, Beth. Thank you. What are you doing today?

(53:05):
I'm going to work? Yeah, well we did that today too.
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All right, Danielle, you ready to go? Sure it's now
time for lies, lies and more lies. Will you stop it?
Why do you always assume it's all lies? Some of

(53:47):
it's not. You can figure truth exactly. I think a
lot of it's like hopes and dreams. Exactly, dreams, That's
what it is. So Chrissy Teagan Poked posted a picture
of her son Miles on Twitter and he wasn't happy
about the professional photo shoot that they were taking as
a family. But whose kid really is? We tried to
take Christmas pictures over the weekend and I have the

(54:09):
video of the two of them beating each other up
in the middle of the pictures. I think it happens
in every single family. Let's see. So Bad Bunny has
his first number one on the Billboard two hundred Albums chart,
the first all Spanish language album to reach number one
in the sixty four year history of the chart. So
congratulations that that is exciting news. Number one streamed on

(54:32):
Spotify out of all of the year end results. Bad
Bunny number one. Wow, I told you. The UK's Cultural
Secretary asked Netflix to label The Crown as fiction, and
Netflix said, no, sorry, that's not going to happen. Which
is a documentary and we know it's based on the

(54:53):
royal family, but it's you know, I mean, there has
to be some truth to it, doesn't there. I mean,
you would think ny based. Yeah, I would think so.
It's my favorite. Yes, you and Nate are obsessed with it.
Post Malone is teaming up with Crocs again. They're collaborating together.
This is their fifth collaboration. These Crocs will cause you
about sixty bucks. Then you can get like those little

(55:14):
gibbets or widgets whatever you put in the holes in
the giblets. What the hell are they called gibbets. Anyway,
you can get those. It's all dropping tomorrow, so if
you're interested, you can get your hands on that maybe
because remember last time what happened. You couldn't get that anywhere.
Zach Baggins, you know him from Ghost Adventures. He'd just
spent eleven thousand dollars at an auction for one of

(55:37):
the original Chucky dolls. No, who's in the first installment
of the movie. I would love it. Are you getting it?
I want Annabelle. I want like one of the Annabelle
dollars to me. That's awesome, you, that would be so cool.
Halisey posted some cryptic messages on Friday, and people are
thinking that it's either a clothing line or a makeup
line on the way, so we'll see that and Gwen

(55:58):
Stefani is going to be dropping a brand new song
for today. It's called let Me Introduce Myself, So we
can't wait for that. Tonight on television, what do you Have? Football,
The Bills, The Niners, The Voice, Monday Night Raw, and
Mariah carry over on Apple TV her Christmas special, The
Magical Christmas. It's really cute. I watched it over the weekend,
so you may want to check that out as well.
And that's my Danielle report. All right, so the Internet

(56:19):
is telling me that I'm hanging my Christmas tree lights
all wrong? Oh why? Okay? Okay, First of all, I,
like many people, my tree backs up against a wall, right, Yeah,
And we kind of talked about this to the day.
They're saying that you should never ever put lights on
the back of your tree. Why also, you shouldn't wrap
them all the way around the tree. You're supposed to

(56:41):
go up and down vertically, start and go straight to
the top and then back down again. Okay, I've never
done that. I've been doing it wrong all these years. Yeah,
I've always gone around in a circle. Well why does
it have to be one way? Why can't you do
it the way you want to? Do it no wrong,
they say, they they are, they're back those people. They say,

(57:03):
you start at the bottom, you go straight to the
top of them, back down to the bottom, and keep
doing the entire front until it's filled. Weird. But you
know what, the other day I saw someone do the
zig zag. I didn't like that at all. No, the
zig zag's weird. You can't zig zag it because that
leaves weird spots. But the up and down is very
strange to me. I know, look, you know what we

(57:24):
all want the maximum sparkle. Right. Yeah. They're also saying
if you go up and down, it's easier to take
them off and going around and around the tree. I
mean that's probably fair. Yeah, yeah, what's up? Scary thoughts
on garland? My mother thinks it cheapens the tree. I'm like,
but no, but at least when you put garland on
the tree, it fills in those holes. She goes, Oh, no,

(57:44):
it makes my tree look cheap. I don't want to wow. Wow.
She refuses to have garland. And then how do you
string garland? See, I don't do garlands because it winds
up in my cat's mouth and then I can floss them.
At one point, because it's coming out together end and
the mouth. We don't want that, you know what. You
know that happened to my cat. We remember talking about
that years ago, my cat business. Before you were around. Gondhi.

(58:07):
My cat kitty uh ate some tenseil and she had
tenseil coming out of her mouth and out of her butt.
So I'm assuming it was connected. I would have like Flosser,
it's very dangerous. Yeah, I was like, oh my god,
years old anyway, So exactly, so do we all have

(58:28):
trees up straight? Do you have your tree up now?
What's your listen? We're in a construction zone. We got
boxes everywhere. It just I know it would enhance my
appreciation for the holidays, but it's I'd have to go
find the box with the tree in it, and you
know it's just what I mean. Can't you buy a

(58:52):
small one at least to put it on some use
it again, Danielle? What am I gonna do with this?
Donate it the next year again? Mate? It's Christmas tree, Listen.
The holiday spirit does not exist in a tree. It's
in your heart. Everybody knows. Here we go in a tree.
I've got a wreath. It's fine, it's hanging on the door.

(59:13):
It's presence under what's up, Scotty be? We have three
trees here at the station. Just steal one. That's what
they do here. That's a tree mine. Screw. You have
a wreath on your front door. I expect when you
open the door, it's gonna be more decoration. Nothing. By
the way, stealing a Christmas tree doesn't that like eliminate

(59:36):
the Christmas spirit when I steal them down the hall? Yeah,
he took the tree and all the ornaments. Bob Bronson
stole the light. The light a Christmas tree and we
replaced it exactly. Doesn't your fiance want to have a
Christmas tree? She does, But then you know that the
contractors are gonna have to move it and then all

(59:57):
the the what are you playing? This? This is for you.
It is just for you. You're a mean one, mister
Green mean you really as cuddly as a cactus. You're
as charming as an eel. Mister you're a bad banana

(01:00:19):
with greasy black pea. You're a bad banana, a greasy
black peel. You're as cuddly as a cactus. This is
this is just listen a lot of people probably didn't
put up a Christmas tree, and they're totally fine with
it because then they just have to take it down
when it's done. Okay, that's a part of it. What's

(01:00:42):
a big deal because last for the last two years,
my fiance has been on a ski trip and I
had to take the tree down by myself. You know,
it's more depressing than taking a Christmas tree down by yourself.
Nothing is so depressing. Oh please, it is so depressed.
It would be depressing if she wasn't coming back to
you after that ski trip. You know, like she ran
away with the ski instructor stuff. All right, So you know,

(01:01:08):
so you're gonna go to the entire season with no trees?
What you're telling us? I have? I got one in
the mail. It's like I don't know the size of
a postcard. We have that on the coffee table. This
explains so much about Nate's battitude lately. Yeah, having a
Christmas tree all aglow at night, you get a glass

(01:01:30):
of wine and sit by the tree, listen to some music.
It's really the most the most relaxing moment over anytime.
I don't want people like you in my house acting
like that. Listen. Next year, it'll be different. We'll have
a nice home, but it's all redone in a nice
Christmas tree. I'm gonna go all out and buy Christmas
tree decorations after the Holidays when they're on sale. Ida Gandhi,

(01:01:53):
I know you and your boyfriend. You've totally decorated the
house there in Michigan. Yeah. I came home and he
had turned this place into a winter Wonderland's gone for
the weekend and it's got stuff everywhere. I love it.
There's even a little a little bit of a decoration
by Cush the Lizard's I love that. And in Danielle,
I love how she blends Halloween into Christmas. Yes, I
do have some decorations that work for both. She does.

(01:02:15):
And you know that Froggy and Lisa their houses all different. Dude,
it's like Christmas threw up in this place. It's unbelievable.
I love that there is stuff. The other day she
did accidentally say I just don't have enough place to
put everything that needs time to get rid of some trinkets, house,

(01:02:36):
Figger house, and I went. I bought all sorts of
Christmas plates this year. I am so gay. I've been scary,
scary you have a tree up right? Um? First of all,
in all fairness, the Grinch never he didn't hate Christmas.

(01:02:56):
He hated people and we all know that. Okay, so
don't call me a grinch. But I have I do
have my Charlie Brown tree. Would you about two feet
tall and has one one silver bell on it. That's it.
But that's it. I'm not home to watch it or
see it or enjoy when in my bed, face up,

(01:03:18):
staring at the back of my eyelids. I'm never I'm
always asleep when I'm home because there's not, i mean,
crap else to do, sorry, anything else to do. My
girlfriend keeps threatening me. She's like, I'm gonna get drunk
and send you a tree from Amazon. You watch, don't don't.
I love it. We're so of the Christmas spirit, yelling
at people, making them feel tree. She's doing the twelve

(01:03:42):
Mournaments of Christmas on on Instagram and I'm like, that's
oh my god. Speaking of my friend Dana. You know
my best friend Dana. She sent me this this It's
a Chocolate Shop Advent calendar. Nice. I'm up to December
twenty fifth, you already it all I've eaten. It's like,

(01:04:05):
I can't wait. I'm want to eat them all. We
got an Advent calendar for the cats. I mean, the
kids get one, but we got for the cats. Let
me tell you, this has been the biggest hit in
this house. The cats, Everything that comes out of that
damn thing, they love it. They go nuts. So I'm
so excited about the stupid having a calendar for the
cats because they love it so much. It's great to
have pets in the house during Christmas. I love it.

(01:04:25):
I love it. Hey, where are we talking about? Oh,
how to decorate a tree? The Internet says, go up
and down and don't decorate the back of the tree.
I don't know. Too late, I've failed again. But I
always think if you don't decorate the back of the tree,
that thing's gonna tip over. I know that's probably crazy. Yeah, hey, yeah,

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This show, I swear to God, the show in the
Morning Show, this story, This Morning Show. It happened to
me again. I was at the grocery store UM Friday,
and I just kind of woke up and realized we're

(01:06:25):
all wearing masks. Ye. Does this ever hit you every
wanted in while you're like, wait a minute, what's going
on here? I feel more strange now when I go
somewhere like I went to an Ace Hardware uh Saturday
and there was a gentleman in there that didn't have
a mask on. Yeah. I feel more strange now when
I see that versus what I do. But however, I'm
not one of those people. I didn't mask shame. I

(01:06:46):
didn't look at him weird, I didn't say anything. I
just moved on. Wait he was allowed in there without
a mask on. Yeah, they can't. I don't think they
can deny you service. I don't think they can tell
you you can't come in. They can put a sign
on the door that says they would like you to
wear one. But I don't think no no bias. I
think no mask, no services. Yeah, I think you can.

(01:07:07):
I mean, it's like we've talked about it before. It's
the same as no shirt, no shoes, no service. Yeah.
But what I'm what I'm thinking here, it's like an
overarching theme of like, wait a minute, what what what
is going on? Wait? Yeah, well, I don't find it
weird at all now. I think it's almost like weirdly
comforting to see everybody on the same page. It makes
me feel like people are trying to work toward the
same goal. So that when I see the one person

(01:07:27):
who's not as mature as it is a froggy to
not mask shame, I do the like scatter away like
they have cooties. Well, no, but I'm really talking about
shooty or should you not. It's just the fact that
we are living in a world when we're living to
a pandemic and most of us are anyway, and uh,
it's just like wow, it just everyone's When it sneaks
up on you and you realize the the truth and

(01:07:50):
what's going on, You're like, wow, we're living through this.
But don't God help us continue to live through this.
Why don't you feel weird it out? Now? When you
watch a movie and there's a big group of people together,
Like last night we were watching watching Designated Survivor and
there was all these people in a room and talking
so close, and it had a party dressed up, and
I go, ohoo, that's given me anxiety. You know, we

(01:08:11):
lived our lives up to this point to what March
of not even thinking about someone's space or whatever. And
now I'm like I can see them spitting on each
other when they don't go yell okay. So weekend a
year ago, I was there in New York. We were
there for we had our big Christmas party, we had
our Jingle Bowl in New York was on Friday night
and we went down on Saturday night, we went down

(01:08:31):
and saw the windows at sax Fifth Avenue and went
to the tree and we were in an area that
I mean it was there was we were all standing
against each other. And I the picture popped up on
my phone last night and I thought, wow, we would
that would never happen now. Well, no, but you know,
when we were living those lives, we never thought there
was another way to live. But so you know, I
just every once in a while, I kind of just

(01:08:52):
wake up and realize, Okay, this is a moment in
history that we are living through. Hopefully we're all going
to live through this. As I said, and h we're
gonna look back on these days. Look, you know, we're
we're seeing the proof every day that the death rate
is way up. The the COVID numbers are huge right now,
and you look at the rest of the world, the

(01:09:12):
United States is like the big problem. We are. We
have it worse than anyone else. We really do. And
I'm not here to debate whether you know why. You know,
we all know why. But just as a moment in history,
we're all going to look back on this. God help us.
I'll look back on this and go God, remember that,
Remember what we went through. Remember going to the store

(01:09:34):
and everyone wear masks and uh, I don't know. It's
it's interesting to step back and kind of look at
the look at the forest. Don't you think? Wow? That
is anyway? Uh? What are your headlines for around the room?
I'm going to see what's on your minds today, Danielle,
what's your headline? Oh, get back to me. I don't
have one. Fun gosh, froggy, what do you hit? A

(01:09:55):
weird thing my wife does for her holiday presents? Okay,
oh you told me that this weekend? It is? What
about you? You have to get back to me as well,
you guys, you Carrie? What's stretching out? Mine? Is? I
have a I had a princess problem breakdown over the weekend. Yeah,

(01:10:16):
what a princess problem breakdown? Tiniest little thing sent me
over the edge. I was so upset. What about you?
Straight name? Oh, I've got several if you want me
to cover more than one base. But Christmas traditions, Christmas tradition,
it's yours. Okay, back to you, Danielle. Best waffle maker ever?
Oh you pretty much gives it away all right, scary.

(01:10:37):
I still don't have one. Okay, all right, he looked
at my notes. I don't know. I want to hear
some I want to hear like a great beautiful Christmas song,
you know Camila Caballo and Shaan Mendez. Yeah you want
to hear this, Yes I do. This is gonna make
you feel really great. Yes, please, you'll take caress being

(01:11:04):
some boy, your quiet and folks just off like guess Moss.
Everybody knows, so takey and some missle to m m
I'll still make the season right. Tiny touts with the

(01:11:32):
eyes are the god will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that s sway. He's loaded for lots of
choice and goodies for his slave and every mother's sho

(01:11:59):
got a to say. A fandeer really know how to fly.
So I'm a frill to simple face two kids from

(01:12:19):
toniney two. Although it's been said many times, many ways,
marry Christmas to you. Ah ah, I'm find the simple

(01:13:10):
face two kids from one to ninety two. Oh it's
been safe an it's times anyways, Christmas two? What happened?

(01:13:47):
That was weird? Wait freaking started oddly with something but
hold on, hold on? Did they did they miss fire
on that song? What happened? I don't know. It started abruptly.
You wanted to play it again? Yeah, play the beginning.
Where's where's Garrett Garrett on? Hey, Garrett might not be

(01:14:10):
sitting in his microphone, but his mic is on a right.
How did that song start? It played? Yes? You sid
Cas Garrett? Is that how it starts? That song starts?
I hit download from iTunes and uh, let me, yeah,

(01:14:31):
let me. I mean that's in the middle of the song.
And how that starts, Well, I don't know. I don't mind.
I don't mind them getting creative. It's starting a song
in the middle. But is that a mistake? So I
think when we loaded it in or I loaded it in,
it clipped the beginning version the first ten seconds because

(01:14:51):
of the way it is, the way it sounds in
the beginning, it's so silent that it clipped the silence
and then went to where Sean starts singing, I have
know it, it were saying first. That's not even the
first time he sings, though. Well, he talks about chestnuts
yet an open fire. Who needs chestnuts these days? I mean,
maybe he's allergic. He's allergic to chestnuts. I don't know,

(01:15:14):
care No no, God, he's in the middle of a sentence. Yeah,
you can't start there. Okay, well, let's look into that
Garret Kingdom into it. We're looking he's allergic that frost
is supposed to be sniffing at your nose, sniffing, sniff. No,
he's snipping, isn't he nipping? I'm not sniffing your nuts?

(01:15:35):
My husband, Alex just joined us. This is the beginning
on the iTunes. Here he comes chestnuts. How can we
don't have that version? I don't know? Okay, well can
we get that version in? I don't like that. Now
here's the part we have. We're missing an entire hot No.

(01:16:05):
The only thing that can save this is Elvis singing
Christmas time is here. I don't even I don't know
the words saying the morning to Alex. He just joined us.
Good morning. I don't change the subject. God sing No,
all you have to say it's Christmas time is here.
That's the words. You know what? I gotta tell you something,
Alex boggles my mind. He knows every single word to

(01:16:30):
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Yeah, I'm
not saying it. He doesn't know anything. He doesn't know
any any of the notes. But he knows every single
word of that song. It's beginning to look a lot
like Christmas everywhere you go. Look, how does it is
the tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park

(01:16:51):
as well. It's the sturdy coon that doesn't mind the snow.
Do you know anyone that knows? No? But it goes
on and on. There's more to it, Okay, keep going.
Pair of hop along boots and a pistol that shoots
the wish sho Barney and Ben dolls out talking. Go
for a walk is the hope? Janis and Jen and

(01:17:12):
Mom and Dad kid Holly wait for school to start again? Seriously,
did you know those words? Those words? Who have the
right mind knows all those words? I've never heard anyone
know that without reading it while they're saying it. You
amaze me, You amaze me, Alex Well, just a Christmas
song like people know Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer and

(01:17:33):
Frosty and the same thing. Why all right, so cute
hit hit Christmas time is here? Do you men sing it? Yes? Yes,
yes here, yes, yes, yes, scary you have it. I'm
looking for the correct version. I'm gonna start in the middle,
just like Sean me. This officially makes it Christmas right here,
This officially starts the season. Okay, it's gonna be a

(01:17:53):
little off because of timing, and you know, yeah, here
we go. Christmas dream cool favorite time. You're really not

(01:18:24):
off stop like old should right. I love that dream.
Du see what I had to do, I just knowing

(01:18:45):
there's a delay, I have to sing ahead, so I'm
right on. So I don't know what it sounds like
on the other end. It was, it was, and of
course I sound so angelic. So we got to get
a copy for you to play from your end. Elvis,
so time is rear End. My rare end loves to play.
I think it just adds to the charm of the

(01:19:05):
whole thing being off half beats perfect. Okay, Hey, so
Alex tell them about all the blue ribbon meals I
made this weekend. I mean, I'm rattled those pans, and
you could not eat better meals than what I had
for you. Of course, you know you're a great chef.
Oh god, you only had two bad meals that you
made me. One was those uh it was blue cheese

(01:19:28):
mac and cheese. Yeah, you hated that, and it was
something else you made, And I was like, well, but
other than that, you're always a plush this weekend? Who's
coming over for dinner? I'll be there. I like your dinners,
I know I do. Is there anything you want to
add before we move on to Nope? What was the
name of that show that had the the two snowmen

(01:19:49):
marrying each other and they named them Elvis and Alexander? Oh?
Was Holiday? Was? Yeah? Holiday? You guys. It's one of
those dessert shows. A friend okay, a friend of Alex's.
It was. Actually he had a team and they had
a gay snowman wedding and they named the snowman Alexander
and Elvis. Yeah. Hello, and they got married at the
North Pole. Exactly one phrase I never thought i'd ever

(01:20:13):
hear in my life, gay snow wedding. I know it
gives a whole new meaning to the term snowblower. Hio.
Anyone who's with me? You spoke with Uncle Johnny. How's
he doing this morning? Yes, he's waiting for some more
tests today and for them to give him a clearance

(01:20:37):
for when he could go home. Yeah, so Alex is
gonna set up some likes grab bars in his shower
at home. Okay, And so he bought this suction cup
grab bar for here at the house, so when Johnny
comes out to stay with us, he can we can
put it on the wall in the bathtub. Yeah this thing, Wow,
that thing sucks. I was gonna say those things though

(01:21:00):
normally hold but this, No, this you could pick up
what like two hundred and fifty pounds. Oh my god, wow,
I mean the suction on this bar was so immense.
I wanted to ask it out on a date. Well,
about to have a party with these bars, I know,
And we named it Elvis. Didn't need to know that anyway,

(01:21:22):
all right, should be moving forward? Yeah three, okay, around
the room. Now you know what you want to talk about, Danielle. Yeah,
but I'm doing I want to change mine. I want
to know if that's legal or not. It's totally legal,
all right. So over the weekend I wanted to find
a pre made gingerbread house because I was, you know,

(01:21:42):
I wanted to decorate it with my kids, and I
had gotten one that you have to put together, and
it fell apart. But now I learned that you can
use a hot glue gun to actually keep the gingerbread
house from falling apart. So I bought a couple that
didn't have you know, pre made stuff, and it actually worked.
But I ran around for two hours this weekend trying

(01:22:04):
to find a gingerbread house. My husband was like, what
the hell are you doing at nine o'clock at night.
I said, I am finding a gingerbread house, and I'm
gonna They were sold out everywhere. Target didn't have them. Finally, Walmart.
Walmart had my gingerbread house. Thank you to Walmart. I
was very excited. I made a lovely house with my kids.
Thank you very much. Take a while, though, Yeah, I

(01:22:26):
kind of wish you would have stuck with the world's
best walker. Maybe after that one tomorrow. Okay, that's cool. Hey,
what's up straight, Nate? Oh my god, Christmas traditions. You
guys were calling me a grinch earlier. You gotta keep
Christmas traditions aft because I actually do something. Saint Nicholas's
Day was yesterday, and if you guys don't do this,
you should start Saint Nick's Night. They eat before Saint Nick's.

(01:22:47):
You put out a shoe outside your bedroom and Saint
Nick will leave something in the shoe. Yeah, that's something
for me. I never heard about this. Yeah, Germany does that.
There's a lot of countries that do that. Yeah, it's
supposed to be just coins and stuff. But you know,
I put something really nice in my fiance's Wait, Nick,
I was gonna say, hold on a second. He instructed
me what you know to put in there? So okay,

(01:23:09):
so would you put in there? I put in a
lovely bracelet. I might not have a tree, but I
can still give gifts. You don't have a tree of
a shoe in the hallway, and the gift was from
Saint Nick, so you can't even claim credit for it.
That's right, Froggy, what's up with you today? Frog? You know,
I love my wife, but she does some weird things.
So the other day she goes shopping. She says she's

(01:23:31):
going Christmas shopping for the people, but she comes home
with gift bags and wrapping paper. I'm like, oh, She's like,
this is what I want my presence in this year?
Like what? So she bought special gift wrap and gift
bags that her presence are supposed to go in because
she likes those. She doesn't trust my judgment on wrapping
paper because I use wrapping paper from twenty years ago.

(01:23:55):
She wants a certain look under the tree, and she
knows that you can't achieve that because you're an eye.
You don't have an eye. You don't have an eye
for the optimal Christmas tree opticals. Yes, she had by
glitter paper and some other ones got polka dots and
pretty gift bags and her gifts going these specific bags
on this paper. She's crazy, what's up your tree today? Well?

(01:24:19):
What is it with Toloom? All of a sudden, Ever
since COVID started in March, the only place I've seen
people traveling is to Loom, Mexico. Will you fly into
Cancoon and then you drive there for like ninety minutes?
And I'm fascinated by this. If this is a place
where there's like not COVID happening, and I can go
in socially distanced. No want to there's COVID everywhere, scary.

(01:24:40):
Why do you think I want to go? It's so beautiful,
it looks slim since I was a little kid, No,
Toloom's beautiful. But now just I wouldn't do that right now.
When Gregory used to call it, tell them, tell him exactly,
it's to Loom. He's like, no, it's tell him. I
don't know. It seems like that's where everybody seems to
be going lately. I don't know. Okay, soon you know what.
There is light at the end of the tunnel. Just

(01:25:01):
to hang on, hang on? Hey, what's up? Producer Sam,
boyfriend microphone? Hello, can we fix this? Please? So much fun? Okay.
So my boyfriend and I have gotten really good at
learning to find a compromise before a fight. And there's
always a compromise you could find. I'm always freezing and
I hate waking up to do the show from home
when I think it's cold. But William needs to sleep

(01:25:23):
in the Arctic. So we got a little space heater
and it sits next to my desk, and now I
get to be toasty while I work with you guys
in the morning, and William doesn't wake up mad at
me because he's sweating. So before you fight, see if
there's some kind of middle ground you can come to.
It's very helpful for a relationship. Well that's what you
get for getting a hot guy. He's always hot. Hey, GONDI,

(01:25:45):
what's up. Okay. I realized yesterday that I'm a much
angrier person than I ever thought I was because Brandon
and I were spending the whole day like painting and
doing all kinds of stuff, and it got to the
point where we forgot to eat lunch. So we ordered dinner.
And I looked at the clock and the dinner was
supposed to have been there, and I see a text
message on my phone, we dropped your food off. I
look at the picture. It was not our house, and

(01:26:08):
I about lost my mind. I was so mad. I
started outside. I was like, maybe it's out of neighbor's
went outside looking like a crazy person. None of the
neighbors had the food, so then I had to call
them and reorder my food, and it was like an
hour and a half later. I was ready to burn
the house down. So I need to get Normally, you
get that angry. I didn't think I did. But yesterday,
oh man, I was triggered. Yeah. As soon as I

(01:26:29):
saw that picture, I was like, what in a sand
hill walked I out of the door. You should try
some of this. Then I saw this when I was
at to the Walgrooms yesterday, these Snickers peanut brownie. I
had to have it, so I ran it. I ran
it back to the back and said, I'll pay any
amount of money for this. I didn't know they had
them anyway. I'll just get into the three things we

(01:26:50):
need to know, Gandhi, what's going on? All right? Doctor
Deborah Burke says that the coronavirus is the worst event
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to dispel miss information surrounding COVID nineteen and that her
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COVID nineteen is now the deadliest disease in the US,
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(01:27:10):
The coronavirus killed a record twenty eight hundred people in
the US just last Thursday, the most ever in one day,
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is thought to have a pretty good shot at approval
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and reauthorize the paycheck Protection program. And finally, Alvis talked
about this earlier. But there's a little twist. There will
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on December seventh, nineteen forty one. It's because there's going

(01:27:52):
to be no public attendants, either due to COVID nineteen
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in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. It's it's one of the most
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Here we are. We've all gathered in the Mercedes Ben's
Interview Lounge with our one and only, Megan Trainer. Hi Megan,
Good morning, fuckod morning. Hi miss you all. We miss
you well. Actually, we saw you a couple of nights
ago at the lighting of the Rockefeller A Christmas tree.
You look so great, You look fabulously ready to have
a child. Thank you so much. We decorated my child

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with a big fat bow. Decorated a child, even though
your child has not visited us personally. Are you loving
motherhood already or is it a pain in the ass?
How are you feeling about this pregnancy. It's pretty great
so far. The only bump in the road I've had
is I got gestational diabetes. But like now I'm learning

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how to have a great relationship with food and like
how to check my blood all the time, and I
feel healthy and it's getting me to work out more,
which is great. And like a bunch of people have it,
but no one talks about it. So I'm the new
spokeswoman here you go. I mean, doesn't that fall out
of you with your child? I mean, is it gone?
You hear? That's like like fingers crossed. That's like the goal.

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Well you look beautiful, uh lighting the tree and uh,
we appreciate you being on with us. We have lots
to cover. I gotta push a button here first. Let
me hell you my favorite song from a very trainer Christmas.
I listened to this song over and over and over. Megan.
It's it's just my favorite Christmas song of all time.
But you do it in a way. Listen, can you
hear it? This is so good? I'm playing that's my dad?

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Is that your dad playing that? He's tickling the ivories? Yes,
listen to Megan's voice. It's so classic. It sounds so good.
Listen to this have you you sound awesome? I love

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her voice. Your voice is so perfect. She's on. I
forgot she's here. The fact that you actually I don't
want to turn it down. I'd rather listen to your
song than talk to you. You got to be honest.
The fact that you got to work with your family
to put a very trainer Christmas together. That must have
been just what a gift, right, Yeah, it was amazing.

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And that was like we recorded at the same time.
We were in two different rooms, but I was like, okay,
Dad hit it and we could see each other and
I felt like we were performing at church again or
like other shows we used to do. So that was
so special and I feel like we captured that moment
and I can like show my grandkids that one day
and be like, does your great grandpa how awesome? Did it?
I mean did it reflect what it was like growing

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up in the Trainer House. I mean, would you guys
actually gather around a piano and sing? I mean not
like I'm not that cute, you know? Yeah, we always partied. Yeah,
it was like our entire lives in one album, but
especially on Christmas, like we would put on us on Earth.
When on fire, we would put on like jams, And
this entire album is like what our family party looks like.

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I know you're feeling like being pregnant because I remember
when I was pregnant. I felt the sexiest when I
was pregnant. I felt like my clothes fit me the
right way. Everything serious. I swear before I swear, I
felt like I was comfortable in my own skin when
I was pregnant. I mean, the only way I can
relate to that is that I can finally exhale and

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like not suck in all day long. And it's really nice.
It's really nice to just like let it go. But
like I keep telling my husband, I'm like I look
crazy and he's like, you're beautiful. I've never felt all
in this process. I can't wait for that to happen.

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It'll happen. Well, Okay, let's talk about another great reason
we had to have you on today. You are such
a major part of the Tjmax Carol for a Cause campaign.
This is a way we can all use music to
help raise money for a fantastic cause. So tell me
all about it. Megan, Yes, thank you for letting me
do this interview because I'm trying to spread the word
every where about this amazing campaign where all you have

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to do is record yourself on Instagram reels singing a Carol,
any Carol you want. And the important part is you
do hashtag Carol for a cause and TJ Max, Marshals
and Home Goods will donate ten dollars for every video
they see, up to a million dollars to Feeding America.

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Oh wow, we love feeding America. Feeding America, I know,
and we are America and we love to eat. But
there's a lot of America out there who just can't
find the food to put on the table. And Feeding Americas,
you know, it's so crazy, especially this year with the holidays,
And like the craziest part to me is like ten
dollars is one hundred meals, you know, one dollars ten meals,

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Like anything counts, And all you have to do is
like sing a Carol on your Instagram reels. We did it,
We did single bells. We didn't even know all the words,
but we did it. It didn't matter. You can record
it and you head it on there, y, you know what,
And that's the thing you can This is for all
of us to participate with and we'll put all the
information upon our socials. But seriously, all you have to
do is and you know you're a ham You know
you want to sing a song for us. Yeah, so

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it's time for you to perform, and you're gonna end
up helping us raise money for Feeding America. This is fantastic.
Give us the coordinates one more time, the socials again
and I'll make sure we post it on Instagram reels.
You use the hashtag Carol for a Cause. Go to
Instagram Reels hashtag Carol for a Cause. Record your Christmas

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Carol and TJ Max Marshall's home goods. They will donate
ten dollars for every video performed up to a million dollars,
all proceeds going to Feeding America. All the information at
Elvis Duran's show on Instagram. Come on, Danielle Gandhi Froggy,
you need to be recording your carols. Oh no, I man,
have you seen Marshall's shoe section. Marshall's has the greatest

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shoe section yet. My wife a ton of stuff for
Christmas already from TJ Max. So I'm also, uh, okay,
look this is great and having you on is fabulous
and best, all the best for you and your family
and please give give them the mom, dad, the husband

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and the brother. Everyone our love and we wish nothing
but great things for you. Megan. I love you all
so much. Like you're also pretty and I'm just like
naked on my couch, but like y're jealous, we're jealous
of your nudity on the couch. All right, thank you
so much, and don't forget a very trainer Christmas is

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out and also her third studio album, Treat Myself, that
came out in this very busy ft up year as well.
So there. Yeah, all right, Megan, Merry Christmas to you
and the family. Thanks for being on today. I'll be
all days. I love you all all right. You take
care of naked on the couch. It's a celebration. Day

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is celebration, so maybe gonna start. You've got the look
in your eyes, call me for coming by. Let's have
the time of lear. You can feel it, you feel it.

(01:36:21):
It does know you de se cheese because you know
you way too lone in my wiship. Listen, a celebration.
You ready for the holidays. It is a celebration, so

(01:36:44):
maybe done said stolen it. Same for holiday follow up

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to all Away Tibody because I'm going crazy, you're feeling
feeling cheese. You listen Celebration Soday, celebration, don't celebrate. There

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you go, Megan Trainer Holidays. That's great. How festive? Is
that song? So fun? I enjoy that a lot played again. Nate,
you were dancing. I saw you dancing. You love that?
It was like very earth We're kidding. I mean, I
love it. It's a great song. I love I love
Megan Trainer. She's the best. Her album, the Christmas album

(01:38:51):
is really great. Hey. Um, so you know we've been
doing this from home for since March March eighteen something
like that. Yep. And so we still have Scary and
Scottie B and Straightenate at our main studios in New
York City. Yeah, it's been nine months. Is my office unlocked?

(01:39:12):
What's in my office? I can go back? It's exactly
how you left it on March sixteenth? Is it time capsule? Yeah?
Oh god? Even the note the notes that were there
were from that day, you know, like whatever you wrote down. Yeah,
if I was to grab your stack of rep it
would be what March fifteenth. Really yeah, on the sales

(01:39:33):
floor because they have all that paperwork and everything is
there from like March. It's like a movie. Yeah. Well,
like do I have like laptops and things on the drawer?
iPads hasn't been touched. What's what are you holding up?

(01:39:54):
I can't hear Scotty? Hello? Yes, this is the last
time the calendar was changed, so the last time we
were here was more eighteenth. Yep. Oh wow, yeah, what
we're gonna say? Ganda? You have a looks like you
have a bright idea. If Nate is rummaging through a
cupboard of computers, I would like you to go find
me one. Please, I need one. Can't just take it
on my computers out of my office. If you haven't

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noticed them or need of them in six months, you
all good? Do you think there's even any in their elvis?
I don't think I have my iMac. I have the
big one on the on my desk. If that one's
a given, Now, what about the one that was sitting
up on top over the desk? Oh? What what it was?
One sitting way up on top over the desk? Wow,
that's the old iMac. I don't know. I think yeah,
they're still in there. How about this? How about you

(01:40:39):
guess and number right, and if it's if it's above
that number, we get to keep whatever's over that number.
So if once you say there's three, go to my
office and call and call the board. Can you go
to my office and call scary? All right? Can we
take the alcohol so I can give it away as gifts?
You can do. You can drink whatever you want whatever
is in my office that you if you want to
drink it. Philfred I'm betting on two. I'm two IMAX

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and an iPad. Well, the imax. We we just we
just talked about those. We know they're they're in there, right.
I don't think there's any iPads in there? Yeah? Are
you there? I'm here all right? How's my office? You're okay?
I got lots of stuff there? Oh wow? What your
office reminder is up for somebody's birthday? Oh that's probably

(01:41:23):
als like six months ago. Okay, you want me to
go through this thing? Yeah? I think if you're looking
those drawers on the right, that's where the that's where
I used to keep laptops. Okay, well statement, I don't
I don't think did you find one Oh my god,
I have on I'm this is a math book air

(01:41:45):
Oh my good open and it doesn't even No, it's
an old one. I take it. No, you can't take
its USB chargers. They don't even make them. Yeah, you
don't want that. That's one. Oh I found an iPad.

(01:42:09):
They don't make those anymore. Dude, have an iPad in there,
and I have an iPad in scotty studio. Yeah, yeah, okay,
well that was one drawer. Yeah, what do you doing?
Go to my drawers? What are you doing in there? Yes?
First one another book? Those are those are very old.

(01:42:30):
I'll take it. I'll take it out here. Brody's on
the side chat right now, saying I got called it first.
I nineteen. I have the crappiest computer ever. I just
want it for show prep. All right, hanging, I still
have a couple more drawers to go through. One second.
Yeahs in my office. This is awesome. How about you

(01:42:54):
guys all just let it go. I found another iPad?
iPad graveyard iPads? Do I ever? There? By the way,
Scottie's wife just texted me and said I'm listening. So
don't let Scottie get any ideas of wrapping any of
this up for me? Damn I found I just found

(01:43:18):
a charger for one of the old I what it
is those things? The iPod? iPod? Yeah, I found a
iPod charger, but no Ipod'll get a chore of laptops.
Maybe it's in the drawer of laptop. What mate? What

(01:43:39):
I think we're at? What? Two? What? Two MacBook airs
and one iPad? Right? You? Two iPads? I have two
iPads and one MacBook Air. I found a remote control
for a Samsung TV. Where's that thing? I don't know,
I have no idea. God, all right, get out of there.
Can you walk it up for me? Please? Yeah? And well, plus,

(01:44:03):
if you havent the iPad you left in Scotty's studio,
that's two of each, right, three iPads and one and
there's one in front of me, Elvis when when you
come in, that's literally sitting in front of me on
the other side of the console. That's someone that's Scotty's.
Isn't it from Scotty's office? What if you went to
find my iPhone? Would it light up like a Christmas tree?

(01:44:25):
I do. I had to actually use that the other day,
and I have for some reason I got this alert
that I was using FaceTime. I'm like, I'm not using FaceTime.
Someone's on my one of my computers using FaceTime. I
wonder who that was anyway, getting out of there? Locked
the door, he locked it? Okay, Yeah, Scotty, according to
your wife, you got totally busted doing this a bunch

(01:44:48):
of years ago with an iPod that you got from
work or Scotty, what did you do? What happened? There
was there was an iPod downstairs that was forfeited, so
I took it, and um, I gave it to my
wife for the holidays, and she's like, you know what,
I really don't like this color. Can you return it?
I'd rather have the white one, and I don't have

(01:45:10):
their I lost the seed. I got soap busted. Wow. Yeah,
look at the iPads? What do you do? Wow? Look
at all the MacBook airs. Those are old, very pretty old.
I don't even know if these ones would turn on.
But yeah, so what was the point of this? Are

(01:45:30):
we doing this lively? Here? Is this what we call
a show boring? This was boring radio ever in the
history of boring radio. It's like a tr trope back there, Elvis,
al right, did you lock the door? All right? Can
you take will you take the take the old obsolete
equipment back to my office and lock the door. Please.
You gotta get rid of this stuff now. You should
sell it now because it's not worth any money now

(01:45:52):
you know, I don't know. They have those machines that
you can put old electronics in and it'll give you
cash for it. A lot of Walmart's have them. Okay,
we'll put it back in my office. Really nice, would
you please? Would you please put it back in? Get
still on the screen. No, it's not it is yes,
you can't see in the zoom room thing. All right,

(01:46:14):
we gotta move on. This is brilliant. Boy. We have
sound with Garrett on the way. Well, what's your favorite
piece of sound you're gonna give us in a few minutes, Garrett. Uh,
the SNL parody that Pete Davidson dine over the weekend.
That was brilliant. Oh yes, that was brilliant. He did
it to stand from eminem. Wait are you going to
reveal the special guest or no? No, well there's a
special guest. Yeah, all right, can we take a break,

(01:46:37):
and Danielle's coming up to We got lots to do.
Just hang out and get out of my office and
lock the door. Miss part of today's show Elvis Durand
on demand every show posted every day only on the
iHeart radio app Elvie Durand in the morning show, did
you go and do some shopping online this weekend? Danielle? I? Did?

(01:47:00):
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Honey didn't know about, and it said, wait a second,
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up today. It's join Honey dot com slash duran. Yeah, hi,
good morning everyone. Wait, gandhi, what did you just say? Well,
it's not really funny, but we were talking about decorating
Christmas trees earlier and you guys were all saying, just
decorate the front, and I said, I don't know, I
think it might tip over. Well, a girl just tweeted

(01:48:26):
me saying that she's had her tree up since Thanksgiving.
She only decorated the front, came home Saturday, it had
fallen down and all of her ornaments were shattered, and
now she's trying to find ornaments and she can't because
everyone's sold out of your tree? Was it front heavy
as you it was front heavy. Yeah, you got to
decorate the back. I'm telling you just put the crappy
ones back there. You don't want to come home to

(01:48:47):
her her little mess. What would you do that? But crappy,
you don't want to decorate the back of your tree
when cray. You know, you have some ugly ornaments that
a family member has given you that you're keeping because
it was a family member. But they're hideous those on
the back. No, those only come out when they come
over to visit. What are you talking about. Oh, that's

(01:49:08):
a good point. We have a list of things like that.
Oh yeah you do. Wait, wait, okay, start with froggy, froggy.
What do you have that you only bring out when
someone comes over? And who is it? I want names?
Lisa's sister. There's some stuff that's just giving us that
I wouldn't put in my house. If it was the
last thing I had, I would just go buy something else.
So when she visits, you drag it out. Yes, we
put it out, and we put It's the same with pictures.

(01:49:29):
We have pictures, so we store them in like a
little bin. And that little bin is the in case
that person comes over bin. And so we put pictures
up and everything, and they come over like, oh, it's
so great you have pictures of me up. Yeah, sure, yeah,
those are there all the time. Whatever. Wait, so those
pictures you have of us aren't No, that's different like you.
We like you, We like wait a minute, there's pictures

(01:49:51):
of me too. Hold on, Danielle. Honest to god, Danielle,
know crap. There's pictures of you in every room in
my house, I swear, everywhere but Daniel's room I'm in
right now. There's pictures of everybody. Danielle, you have the
same stuff that you side. So I have one thing
that we used to do and then I got busted
on another. So there was a clay angel that someone
had given me. It was like made out of like
a stone or something, and I'm like, what the where

(01:50:15):
am I going to pull? So we only took it
out when they came around and we were and we
just like put in different places in the house and
it became a joke. But one day I had gotten
a sweater from somebody and they said, oh, we wear
the sweater that I got to and I got some
lie up and I don't even know what I said,
but I didn't have it. I had given it away,

(01:50:36):
and so I had to make some stupid ass lie
up at the time. I don't know if I said
it was a dry cleaner or something sent to the
cleaner they lost it, yeah, so that they wouldn't. But
but I didn't have it. I donated it at someplace
because I just it just I wouldn't have worn it,
and I felt terrible. But this is the thing about
giving gifts. Yeah, you know what, You never know if
they're gonna like it or not. So that's why I

(01:50:57):
just don't give gifts. Okay, I'm not gonna get in
any trouble. I just don't give gifts. I'm so stingy.
We have to get into sound with Garrett. Hi, Garrett,
good morning. What's a what's your favorite piece of sound today?
All right, let's go to snl Over the weekend, Pete
Davidson did a parody of Eminem's music video Stan. He

(01:51:19):
played Stu writing a letter to Santa. But Dear Santa,
I can't believe the year is almost over. It's getting colder.
I'm a year older, but I'm still your soldier. You're
my hero because you'll always bring me the assist. So
once again we're back to zero. Here we go my
Christmas list. I won't be greedy or needy or ask
you for too much. You just want one thing and
hope you still got that magic touch, because getting this

(01:51:40):
present is the only thing eating me alive. Dear Santa Claus,
please bring me a PS five. And then of course
Eminem ends up getting the PS five at the end
of the video too, So that was kind of cool.
New music from All Time Low featuring Demi Levado and
Black Bear. This is called Monsters. Why why, Yes, we

(01:52:06):
were playing that, Yes, gart yes, beep in there. She said,
we're not playing that version. Um, all right. And then Elvis,
you were talking about Holiday Wars last night on the
Food Network and you and your husband alex were featured
as gay snowmen. Yes we were. We have this beautiful

(01:52:26):
display that we like to call it's snowing men. We
are gathered here today at the Stonewall Meadow to celebrate
the union of Elvis and Alexander. In the back, there
is our efficient Cosmo. That was so crazy. We're like, wow,
that's so awesome. I've never heard him called Alexander. Yeah,
I call him that when I'm mad at him, which

(01:52:47):
is every day? Is that? That's it? Yeah? No, we
gotta go. Yeah, we're we're a good America. I didn't
All right, thank you, Garrett. We have to take a break.
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masterclass dot com slash elvis nels in the morning show,
Today's Today. I think I'm actually driving through the McDonald's
to get by mcribb. Yeah, yeah, who's your daddy now?
So excited? Did you know mcribb mcgribbs are mainly pork
shoulder Did you know that? Oh no, I had no idea,

(01:54:36):
no clue. It's boneless, there's no ribb in there, and
it's shaped like ribs. This should call it to mcribbs.
You want some? I don't right now, But I had
a dream about the McRib last night. How weird is that?
And today you're going to get one? Did the dream
didn't make any sense, But some guy wanted me to
go buy him a mcribb, and he waited on the corner.
I went to get it. He was either way, maybe

(01:54:57):
in the corner for his mcribb. This is crazy, all right, Danielle,
you have a couple of things you want to talk about. Yes,
all right, I'm getting yelled at because we're so late. Well,
the Logan Paul a Floyd Mayweather fight will be happening. Um,
he's been trashing Floyd for a while now. That would
be Logan Paul, and finally the pro boxer has agreed

(01:55:17):
to get in the ring. I know a lot of
people are excited about this. They can't wait. So we'll
see what happens. By the way, Logan Paul did lose
to KSI last year, who's another YouTuber and he sings
and stuff. So I don't know. Is the sway House
shutting down scary? What are you gonna do? I know
where you getting your news? So TikTok fans are worried

(01:55:40):
because the members, like Bryce Hall, Blake Gray, they have
removed sway House's name from their bios. So people are thinking,
like what is going on? Something is not right. Also,
Charlie Damilio is under fire once again, this time over
virtual events. Okay, so it's a virtual event that she
held over the weekend to celebrate break the launch of
her book, essentially Charlie The Ultimate Guide to Keeping It Real.

(01:56:04):
She had fans um basically giving twenty two dollars for tickets,
and then they said that they weren't able to join
the zoom call. So we don't know exactly what I
went down with that, but everybody is looking into it
to see if they can figure it out. So crazy.
Every day there's a story about her. It's so nuts.
Um Oh, I wanted to tell you this story. Hold on,
So Matthew Perry's ex girlfriend says that he loved on.

(01:56:28):
I love it when you have a scandalous story, you
lower your voice the microphone in front of your So. No.
Matthew Perry's ex girlfriend says that he used to send
her to get his drugs when she was pregnant, because
nobody was going to pull over a pregnant girl. She
also says that he wants super glued his hands to

(01:56:49):
his legs, not on purpose, and she had to come
over and get nail polish remover to get them unstuck.
This was in the days of when things were really bad. Yeah,
so she said. The drugs that she went to pick up,
she said, pills, cocaine, heroin, crack. She says, it was
a Smorgsburg Smorgas board. How do you say that? Were
you never you never knew what you were gonna get?

(01:57:11):
But it was not a crazy I thought he would
give her like three or four grand to go get him,
like yeah, get money, yeah, yeah yeah, and he'd pay
her extra like money just for her to go and
get the drugs. It was insane. Um. I don't know
if you've heard about TikTok or Maren Short, but she
posted a video she went to Starbucks. She was doing
a taste test and then this happened. Scary. Kay. I

(01:57:31):
got off work and I did a mobile order for
Starbucks to try a new drink, and I went to
the wrong location. So now I'm in line and ready
to get my drink. So I'm just gonna try this.
This has no flavor. Why can't I taste it? Do
you have COVID? Hang on, I can't taste anything? Oh

(01:57:52):
my god. Yeah. She wound up having COVID. She wound
up getting tested and was positive. So crazy. Tonight on
television Football, The Bills in the Niners, The Voice, a
Little Monday Night Raw and Apple TV gives you the
Mariah Carry Christmas Special, which is a lot of fun.
You may want to check that out, all right, taking
a break, your phone tap next, got something to tell us?
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phone tap. All right, Brodie, what do you have for
us today? Well, apparently Doug is a very overprotective dad.
He has a fourteen year old daughter who he swears
doesn't date, doesn't go near your boys, and he doesn't
want her to or have anything to do with boys.
Mom or his wife. Rather, Stephanie the mother. She thinks
her daughter should have a little fun and he's being crazy.
How old is she? Fourteen? Okay, so she wanted me
to call and propose a scenario where he'd have a

(01:58:59):
reason to be upset about whole situation. Let's listen into
today's phone tip. Here we go. Hello, Yeah, I'm looking
for Dugt. Milback. Yeah, this is Hey. Is this Mark? Yeah? Hi?
Is this Heather's father? Yeah? And and first of who
the hell are you to talk to my wife like that?
I just got a call. She's hysterical. What the hell's
all's about? My son, Peter? He goes to school with
your daughter. He has mono and apparently he got it

(01:59:21):
from your daughter. Apparently he was making out with Hey. Hey,
all right, stop right there. First off, First off, as
far as I know, she's not sick. And secondly, she's
not making out with boys. And okay, my son wouldn't
have done anything with your daughter. But according to according
to Peter, your daughter was all over him last week
and she just was like, oh, why don't we make out?

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And I don't know if she's sick or not. Maybe
she's a carrier, but he's got mono and your daughter
has got it. First off, okay, excuse me, Yeah, because
you called me at my office during the day to
tell me that my daughter is throwing herself at some kids.
Come all right, I don't know who the hell you are.
I don't tell who the hell is kid, Peter, You
know what Pallas, and don't be one of those fathers

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that thinks their daughter is an angel. Okay, kid is
being some sort of a slut. I have no idea
who the hell he is. You obviously don't know anything
about your daughter or her reputation. She's got quite a
reputation on the school. Who the hell are you to
call me and tell me this type. I am a
concerned parent with a sick kid. My son hasn't kissed
anybody else this year? He kissed your daughter? Or should

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I say you know he hasn't kissed anybody else. How
do you know he hasn't been kissing half the school? Okay,
because you know your daughter's job. Okay, according to according
to Peter, your daughter's spreading around school like lyce. Shut
your mouth, stop what you're saying. All right, you know
what I have. I have an eighteen year old daughter,
and I can I can tell you she's not going
around making out with all the boys in school giving

(02:00:47):
the motto because I raised her angel. You know what,
maybe you should check your daughter from mono, maybe having
a little session because it's a normal family. Okay, my
son showed me pictures are on Facebook. Your daughter. This
is like a tramp going to school with a short
skirt on. She's hanging out all over the place. Have
you seen her Facebook page? I monitor all that stuff. Okay,

(02:01:07):
she dresses appropriately for school, ye think dresses decently. I
have never had one complaint from any administrator or a
tool or anything like this. I don't know what the
hell your kid is doing. Again, you're the one with
the sick kid, not me. Stop blaming all your problems
on me. Why don't you look at your own parenting
skills and figure out what going doing wrong? Okay, I
will tell my kid not to be attacked by the
tramping girl in school next time. You know what, I'm

(02:01:27):
going to hang up because if I just that's it.
Just make sure you have my money. I'm going to
submit a bill for your to you and your wife.
And if your wife can't figure out that pretty numbers hello, hello, Stephanie,
Oh my god, let it go to vice. I. We'll
wait a minute. Okay, okay, all here we go. Let's
call him back and just be like, sorry, I was,
I was. I was texting Heather when you called what's up? Okay?

(02:01:52):
Step Sorry? And if you called so what happened. This
guy's a piece of work. Yeah, he's saying that that
has a dresses like a shut It's I really just
want to rip my hand. It threw the phone and
Ripert out. He is crazy, but he didn't have to
be crazy. You're saying that Heather threw herself this kid.
What am I supposed to just sit back and take that? Well, honey,

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you know, no, of course not. But listen, I think
the best thing we should do is just I'm thinking
maybe I'll bake a little cake stop and send it over,
maybe some balloon. No, no, absolutely not money. We need
to make peace with these people, make peace with them,
and then I'm not putting up with that. Now. Heather's
another issue. I'm that we got to deal with Facebook gone,

(02:02:35):
cell phone gone. We need to bake a cake and
we need to give them some balloons at a Carney
What what are you talking about? Because, honey, we were
in the wrong. Heather did kiss the boys, so we
got to make amends. She's fourteen. Why are we in
dealing with this stuff now? Honey? Hey, Doug, Doug, you're
dealing with this because this is actually David Brody from
others right in the Morning Show and your wife and

(02:02:56):
I just phone tapped you money kidding me? Talent O,
God do that? That's that's just great. I gotta now
explain to three floors of the office building why the
hell they've been hearing met all like this phone table
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