The Day We Found Our Type

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thank you for not forcing us to do a zoom
call today because we look like crabs every morning. Welcome
to the show. We missed you. Welcome to the show,
Morning show. Well here it is. It's Thursday, April fifteenth. Well,
pay day. It's pay day as it is for the

(00:29):
US government. It's tax day. Oh yeah, it's tax day today.
So as soon as it gets into your account, Danielle,
you just in that right back out? Yeah, goodbye, it's goodbye.
Man could flood away like a bird, come back anyway.
Welcome to the day. Good morning, Danielle, Good morning, Hike Gandhi, Hello,

(00:50):
good morning, Hey, good morning. Do you hello there, Froggy, Hello, there,
they're Scary. Hello. And there's a producer, Sam is in
the house, good morning, good morning. And there's Scottie b
at Master Control. Hi, and there's oh look, boys, senior an.
It's so funny because people listening don't see what I'm

(01:12):
looking at. We're in the zoom room, and as as
I'm about to say good one into each and every
one of you, you light up and like you're like
looking at the camera. Especially Scary Scary has this look
at his face like the whole world's watching him. Maybe
they are, well, welcome to the day. We have another
day to conquer. We've got another thousand dollars free money,
phone tap, things to talk about, things not to talk about.

(01:34):
We've got a whole list of of dudes and don't
But we should start the song with I mean, the
show with a song you want to hear. Froggy, it's
your turn. What do you want to hear? Let's do
like a G six day. We travel and we did travel,
but never on a G six. Oh that's what life
should be. Life on a Gulf stream ain't gonna happen.

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Not today, people are telling I mean, no, Elvis, today
is not tax Day. Well, yes it is, even though
they extended it to May seventeenth. April fifteenth is tax day.
And if you pay quarterly, for instance, if you live
on tips, this and that you pay quarterly, today is
one of your deadlines for the year. Today is tax day.
So thank you for everyone trying to learn me. I

(02:20):
appreciate it. Another thing I say, but another thing you
should keep in mind is filing by today is probably
a good idea if you have a refund coming, because
the earlier you file, the sooner you may get your
refund right, Yeah, you do have until May seventeenth to
pay up. But if you want to get a refund,
I would I would say, I would say, hey, you
know what, let's use today as tax day and get

(02:42):
it done. So you're celebrating tax day. God bless you.
God bless us everyone, and for all of our friends
who are out there who are accountants who are working
feverishly to get through the tax season as you do
every year. God bless you. I know I have an
accountant trying to call him yesterday. Okay, forget us. It's like, hell,

(03:02):
I'm not gonna go click anything up on me. No
time for you, no time, no time for you. I'll
let's go talk to Bobby, our first caller of the day,
calling from Chesterfield County, Virginia. Uh. Oh, so you you
manage you manage a cafeteria. Yeah, yes I do. I'm
a elementary school UM cafeteria manager. Oh I love that.

(03:22):
So what's for lunch today? Do you even know? Today?
We have chickens lacy, which is oh yes, nice chicken
sandwiches are all the rage. Oh yeah, my kids love them.
I bet so. Bobby, what is your most requested food?
At your school cafeteria either breakfast for lunch or nachosh
breakfast for lunch, oh, spaghetti, you know those are all

(03:44):
my favorite things too. You know, it's so funny how
cafeteria food from our childhood days. It takes me back all.
You know that Daniel always thinks about Jamaican beef Patty Day.
Oh my gosh, it was my favorite day, right and
for me, Bobby Ones, it was alwaysizza day. But the
pizza at our school was more like cardboard with with
ketchup on it. It was like, oh, yeah, it's changed

(04:06):
a lot um. We don't have cardboard on with cheese anymore,
so we have actually a real peace. And actually tomorrow
is pizza day. So yes, Bobby, watch out. We may
show up for lunch. What do you think, Gandi, what
do you want to for lunch out of the Bobby's cafeteria? Oh?
I mean all of that sounds good. I'd probably opt
for those nachos for real. But is there a day
that you know all the kids hate, Like I don't know,

(04:28):
I didn't like Sloppy Joe Day, But is there a
day that all the kids are like now, yeah, actually,
yesterday we had teryake chicken and they's that's not a
popular that's not a popular Yeah, on Terryoke Chicken Day.
Make sure you take your own lunch. Well, Bobby, look,
I love what you're doing in there, back in that
catching that kitchen, rattling those pans and making sure everyone's

(04:51):
working and they're putting those hair and nats on. You
gotta wear a hair and nat. Hello. Yeah, we will know.
I wear a baseball gup. I don't like wear hair
and nuts. Okay, Bobby, it's an honor to have you on.
Thank you for doing for doing what you're doing for
the kids every day, and you are our first caller
of the day. We're gonna send you some Elvis drand
morning show scrubs from Hackensack Meridian. Wear them with pride,
please awesome, I will, we will thank you for listening,

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or we will to hold on one second. Okay, there
you go. Did you guys ever work in the school cafeteria? No? Yeah,
we we We were asked to, so we had to
volunteer like once every whatever quarter, and so they had
those massive cans of tomatoes and things, and you know,
the institutional cooking stuff. But the hairnets, man, I'll never
forget the ladies with the hairnets. There was just one

(05:35):
lady who used to have this mole above her lip
and it had a big hair growing out of it.
And she was in She was in charge of milk.
She was the milk lady, and she was always so nice.
But I always as for chocolate milk. And now maybe
that's why I got pudgy as a kid. I had
to shop in the husky section because of the hair

(05:57):
molled chocolate milk lady. Yes, that's a great word. Let's
get into let's get into your horoscopes. Sam, who are
you doing them with? Froggy? You want to help me
out this morning? I would love to if you celebrate
your birthday to day you celebrate it with Emma Watson,
Seth Rogan, Louis Fans and Leonardo da Vinci. We do

(06:18):
not know how old Leonardo you would be. Got to
be up there today. Yeah, it's gotta be a big number. Capricorn,
watch out that your impulsive nature does not overtake your
more sensitive traits. Your day as a nine Aquarius, spruce
up your living space to gain the clarity you seek
your days of seven pieces. Take it easy and treat

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yourself to a day of relaxation. Your day it's a
nine aries. Watch out that you're not leap frogging from
big idea to big idea. Settle down on what you
want and need. Your days of nine Horace. Your power
and presence could be daunting. Learn to let your guard down.
Your day it's at ten Gemini. Take a look at
your innermost fears to better assess your motivations. Your days

(07:02):
of seven Cancer, try to solve some big problems you
may have put on the back burner. Your day it's
an eight Leo. Your good mood is a testament to
the people you choose to surround yourself with your days
and nine Virgo, roll up your sleeves and get ready
to tackle your to do list. Your day it's an
eight Libra. You're in the right frame of mind to

(07:22):
accomplish whatever you seek to achieve. Your days of ten Scorpio.
Be very careful when dealing with a professional matter, as
it will require your full attention. Your day is an
eight And finally, Sagittarius, a new health regiment may be
brought getting into maybe rough getting into rather, but know
that it'll be worth it in the end. Your days
and eight. And those are your Thursday morning horoscopes. Excellent,

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Thank you. Let's roll on in. Don't forget. We have
a one thousand dollars Verroni free money phone tap on
the way. Yes, I have a little more Verroni for
lunch yesterday. It's becoming a habit. Also, I do believe
it's Thursday. Is Froggy's Food news day? It is? And
I have some really really good chicken sandwich day at
the cafeteria. Busy day, busy day. I'll let's get into
the three things we need to know. Gandhi, what's going

(08:07):
on right now? Another overnight curfew in Minnesota will be
ending soon. Police arrested twenty four people after a fourth
night of protests over the death of Dante Wright. Hundreds
again gathered in front of the Brooklyn Center police station,
with some setting off fireworks and throwing objects at officers.
The former officer responsible for dante Rights killing will make
her first court appearance today. She was arrested yesterday and

(08:28):
released on bond just hours later. She faces up to
ten years in prison if convicted of manslaughter. Kim Potter
resigned Tuesday, two days after shooting the twenty year old
during a traffic stop. This is pretty interesting and the
idea has been circulating for a long time. Congressional Democrats
are expected to unveil a bill today to expand the
Supreme Court. They want to add four more justices, bringing

(08:51):
the total to thirteen. Republicans currently hold six seats while
Democrats hold three. A commission is studying possible reforms to
the court. And finally, a remote tribe in the South
Pacific has been devastated by the news of Prince Philip's
death because they worshiped him as a deity. After years
of praying to him daily to protect their crops, the

(09:11):
tribe is now considering replacing him with Prince Charles. They
sent their condolences to the royal family in a video
message and they are observing one hundred day period of mourning.
They say, this is just terrible for them. You know
what they are Your three things? They should hire Prince Harry.
He needs to gear. He doesn't need a gig. It'd
be a fun one to work ship. And he needs
to apply for deity. Exactly how do you do that?

(09:32):
I don't know. They need him, I don't know anyway,
what Nate, you have something on your mind. I can tell.
I think that's great. I love the You know, Prince
Philip was a god. How crazy is that? Right? I
wonder if they looked at him like, this is our god.
So shall we move into our Thursday? Yes? Yeah, yes, please,
all right, let's have a Thursday. We should take a

(09:58):
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State Farm is there in the Morning show. You know, today,
April fifteenth is also a National Titanic Remembrance Day. April fifteenth,
the day we remember back in nineteen twelve. I was there.
I was on the Titanic. As you know, there sank

(10:40):
into the icy waters of the North Atlantic Ocean. I
was there. There was a maiden voyage. They told us
it was unsinkable. Anyway, I got off because they thought
I was a woman or a child, one or the other.
I don't know. I was too young to know. I
was too young to know what it was like being

(11:01):
a woman. But anyway, Uh, let's see where are we
going today? I don't know where. Where do we want
to go? Yesterday we talked about hoarding and so all
the things that we've been hoarding over the past year
since the pandemic hit, the things that are just so unnecessary.
I found a buttload of pancake syrup of maple syrup.

(11:24):
I have like six different maple syrups. Why, I don't know.
It's crazy anyway, So uh, yeah, there you go, hoarding.
I think today's like day one of no more hoarding.
Hoarding not allowed. Okay, start meeting that syrup to start

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drinking it. Oh my god, I poured a little maple
syrup on that beautiful porch chop. I got a stuffed
porch chop over it over at Chester meat Market yesterday.
Oh my god. See, when you buy a cold stuffed
porch up, you don't really know what's in it until
you cook it. I took it off the grilled then
I found all this oozing cheese. There was some sausage

(12:08):
in there and some stuffing. It was. It was amazing.
So I took a little that maple syrup right on top.
I was like, yeah, it was awesome. What Nate, The
best thing I've ever eaten in my life was a
pork chop. Granted I was in California and I had
just taken a weed gummy, but it was fam I
still remember that. And I don't know if food's always

(12:30):
like that after, because I don't really do that stuff
a lot, but right, it was so good. Oh my god.
All right, let me tell you something. When you say
you don't do that stuff, but you were with me
here at my house. You smoked pot. That was can
I that was the first time I had ever really
truly smoked. I've gotten plenty of contact. Guy. He wanted
to be cool around you. Elvis. He stopped that years ago.

(12:55):
I know, I got very high that night. My favorite
thing is, yeah, this is when we first met, Nate.
We were we were all in the pool and we're
swimming and we're having cocktails whatever, and he smokes some
pot and then he said, wow, I don't feel I
don't feel perfect. I said, what's wrong? He said, Well,
what I forgot to tell you is I've had ten
heart attacks. In my life, and I'm prone to having strokes,
so I don't know if smoking pots a good thing.

(13:16):
And so here I am like trying to google it's
it okay to smoke pot. I'm like, so we put
him to bed, like, go to bed, just go to bed.
I don't need you dying in my house. And then
and then you put me to bed, and then you
found me staring in a mirror for twenty minutes. Yeah
sounds about right right. He was taking selfies with the
shirt to go to bed. Do I remember? How do

(13:41):
you remember our first impressions of when we met each other?
That's an interesting thought, Like I remember the first time
I met Scary he was driving this immaculate Honda Accord.
I went, you must be gay. This car is way
too clean. I remember that. I forget that. Remember that
you thought I was gay? I know. And the first
time I met Danielle was I had under on my head.

(14:03):
Yeah yeah, I know, you are wasted and you go
come and work for by show that. It's like, okay,
I know, and you've been here in twenty five friggan years.
First time I met Froggy gosh, I remember I met
Froggy on the beach in Miami. That was fun. That
was nice at the West End Diplomat Hotel. I remember that.

(14:23):
I remember the first time I ever saw you. The
first time I met Scottie B. There was a food
fight going on. They're throwing food on the walls of
our radio stations, right, yeah. And Gandhi. Remember the first
time we met Gandhi? Yep, oh yeah, I recall. She's
so funny. I was like, I remember, please, Oh, thanks,
I'm glad you did. Thanks, Danielle Um. I remember when

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I first met all of you guys. For some reason,
I just expected everyone to be jerky and rude and
like full of themselves, and you guys were all so
nice that I told my sister, there's something wrong with them.
I think they're going to try to take my kidneys. Yeah,
don't well. All the day is young Samantha produce. You're
same as we get into our field goods, like, do

(15:06):
you remember when I do? I remember my first time
meeting you. It was part of my duties to go
and see if you wanted a coffee, and I went
in there and Elvis, you were so apologetic and mortified
that this was one of my tasks you're reaching into
your wallet to give me money. You're like, you have
to know, this is the only non radio thing you're
gonna do. You have to buy yourself coffee. Here, take this,

(15:28):
and if you don't get yourself something, I'm gonna be
so mad. And you did that for weeks. I know
you're an intern, right, I'm yeah. I was like, interns
aren't here to get coffee, e They're here to learn, relogized,
because when I started as an intern, the other person
who used to work at the station throw money at
me and told me to go get breakfast. I never

(15:49):
treated interns like that. Never what what name? I like
how Elvis is so apologetic and appreciative of people that
he just meets, but people, I guess, is there something
you want to say? You already said it, Nate. He
said it Nate. The first time I mate Garrett, he

(16:10):
was in a bowling alley. We were doing a thing
at Rabs Lanes, Rabs Country Lanes on Staten Island, and
here's a little geek kid that came. He said, I
want to kind of work for your show. And I said, well,
how old are you? He's like I'm seven. I'm like, well,
I don't know. Maybe you should wait till you a
little older. It was a long time ago and Brodie
remember the time. The first time I met Brody, he
didn't crack a smile. He hasn't smiled ever since we

(16:30):
met and stood in the corner for the whole show.
I know, I was like, I d ask you, who's
that guy in the corner? And now he's turned out
to be the powerhouse entertainer that he is. All right,
let's get into your feel good go ahead, producer, Sam,
what do you have going right? So Tanya Paulvis sent
me this beautiful story. It's about a group of Louisiana
State University pie Gamma Delta fraternity brothers. So when these

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guys were in school, they were all very close with
Jesse Hamilton. She was the fraternity cook and she formed
a serious bond with the boys. She was just one
of those positive, caring energies you always were happy to see.
So one member called to see how she was doing
during the pandemic. She's seventy four years old, and he
found out she was still working two jobs to pay

(17:12):
off her mortgage, and that just didn't sit right with Andrew,
so he turned to multiple generations of his fraternity, and
it was so much work. But for Jesse's seventy fourth
birthday this month, ninety fraternity brothers raised nearly fifty two
thousand dollars riot just for her to pay off her home.

(17:32):
Each brother donated, on average between six hundred and one
thousand themselves, and that's just such a generous gift. And
now she plans to retire and visit Hawaii. It's such
an adorable story, right, Thank you Tanya for sending this over,
And if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
email me Sam at elvistran dot com, subject line feel goods. Yeah,
first impressions when you meet someone. Several people have texted

(17:55):
and saying, I was getty when I first met you.
I thought you were a bitch. Yeah. Same, Danielle didn't
like me at first, daniel True, somebody told you and
lied and said I, Danielle, you didn't like him. I
did like him. None of us to like him now. Yes,

(18:17):
Sometimes I wonder what listeners first impressions were when they
first heard our show, Like what was the like they
turn on the radio for the first time hearing us,
What was it we were doing? Or saying, and what
was that? You know? Did we leave? Obviously we left
a good one because we're still here. I can be honest.
I believe that our show when you first turn it on,
and I've said this before, is so confusing because there's

(18:40):
so many people. Not a lot of people stick with it.
Just a few, just a few people do. And for
that we're extremely great. Yes, thank you so much. I
know that we're doing everything we can to run you away.
For some reason, you love the torture U coming up
with Daniel's first report? What do you have, Danielle? Is
it time I am for a gay bachelor? No, you

(19:05):
don't want to show you want to go on the show?
I'll now Alex called and said he'd go on the show.
We're married, We're probably not gonna go on. I don't know.
Maybe maybe maybe it's time for a gay batchel. I uh,
we already had one obviously. So there's that exactly that
and more on the way. We're back after this. I

(19:27):
just got a text Molly. It says I knew that
my dad was reading my diary, so I wrote in
it I was having sex with my boyfriend just to
my guys. Ah, my God, look all the text stranded
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How many people are here to see Elvis d show.
You know, it's kind of a weird question. Some people
can't answer it because they don't have one answer, they

(21:17):
have several answers. The question is what is your type? Oh,
you're talking about dating, marrying, having sex with whatever. What
type are you attracted to? And it's not only physical
but also, uh, you know they're the way they act.
They act, yes, and they are Have you ever thought
about it? Have you ever categorized your type? You can

(21:39):
actually look back at the history of the people you've
dated over the years and you're like, Wow, they do
have this in common? Can you? I don't know, Oh,
they're so different all of my ex's to my current
so different each one of them. But I would say
probably the common thread is they're fun. I have a
lot of fun with them, so maybe that's my type. Yeah, okay, no, no,

(22:00):
that's very fair. Absolutely, Danielle, did you have a type?
I mean my Axe, like you know, my Axe before Shelton.
They're so different. One was a wallflower and one of
the total opposite. So I mean they both made me laugh.
That's good. They both had brown hair. I don't know.
Rather than that, you know, I don't know, Froggy, what

(22:22):
your type. I don't really know. I'm trying to think
about that. I don't really know. I know you think
I have a type, and you're wrong. However, type. That's
very telling that you said that, because honestly, that's a
it's a type that you had, but you don't want
anyone to know you have it. No, But I mean, like,
I don't really know. I do. I know for some reason,

(22:44):
I do like darker I like darker hair. I don't know,
like darker hair. He like always you like the beautiful women.
They have that line for an eyebrow. They don't have eyebrows.
Doesn't have that. Alsa doesn't have that. No, No, she
doesn't have, so you you finally came to your senses
and a great woman who has eyebrows. Okay, let's move
on to somebody else interesting. Yeah, my type obviously is Italian,

(23:10):
you know, from Staten Island, and I'm married and I'm
married one. Yeah, you know, I grew up. I didn't
have that growing up there. I had no Staten Island
Italians growing up. So when I moved to New York,
I'm like, Wow, there's something about this island. What's going on?
I don't know what about you, Nate? What's your type?
I have? Typically, thinking back on long term girlfriends, they've
typically been shorter, like right around five feet tall. I

(23:34):
would say, okay, is that because you cut their heads off?
Come on now, I think a lot of their features
are smaller because it makes me look bigger in comparable.
N that make me look hot, right, So I got
to try to be somewhat larger in perspective, right, right?

(23:57):
What do I use around the tree? The tree looks bigger? Right?
You gotta turn your MinC ons Gary, I can't hear
you know. I always went for domineering women in the past,
who would actually put me in my place, like kind
of spar with me until my current and I feel
like I'm happier this way where we're equal, you know.
It's it's kind of like a give and take part

(24:18):
of this relationship. I don't know, but in the past
I always women who used me like a doormat was
something that I would gravitate toward, but to no avail.
And the Sasquats look you liked for a little moment.
She was definitely putting him in his place, and she
just so happened. She had like huge feet anyway, So

(24:41):
I don't know. It was an interesting exercise for us
several friends of mine who were talking about this. It's
just you think back over the list of people you've dated,
and it takes you admitting to yourself, Oh my god,
they all did have this thing in common. Yeah, whoa
interesting how you gravitated toward that without even knowing it.
It's kind of a funny, interesting exercise to heaving yourself.

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Heather is only twenty four. Hi, Heather, good morning, Good morning.
I'm glad you're listening today. I got a question for you.
Looking back, and I'm not saying you've dated a lot,
but looking back at the people you have dated, did
they have something in common? And it kind of freaked
you out when you figured it out. All of my
axes looked exactly like my dad did in his late thirties. Yeah. Wow,

(25:29):
And I have dated a lot. Yeah okay, but I mean,
did you actually stop and go why, Oh my god?
Why did I not see this before? It's interesting. After
a lot of therapy, I did figure out why. But um,
it was actually my best friend who brought it up
to me, and so we've been friends since. I wasn't
mine right, and she was like, you have a type

(25:51):
and I was like, no, I don't want She was like, Heather,
they all looked just like your dad. Oh I know,
but I mean at the end of the day, Heather,
just because they look like your dad, they're not your dad.
So you're okay, you're safe, you're good. And my dad,
i've been told, was very attractive, of course, And it's interesting.

(26:11):
So you kind of you sort of unearthed something. So
once anyone and everyone figures out that type that they've
been dating and all that they had in common, now
you wonder why you gravitated towards that. And that's what
you said you found out in therapy and it's none
of our business, but it's interesting. So it makes me
wonder why am I attracted to these these Italian uh

(26:34):
you know, guys from Staten Island. Obviously they have something
that I need it in my life. Or maybe I
don't need that's dangerous and I don't know, so then
we start overthinking it and then we drive ourselves nuts, right,
you know, I don't know. Well, look, Heather, I hope
you're happy in life. Now you're doing okay? Yeah, it's great.
I love it all right, thank you for talking to

(26:55):
every morning. Well, thank you, thank you very much, and
have a great day. Thanks for calling in Katie A
line twenty three. Uh, Katie, did you figure out with
all the guys you date they all have something in common? Oh? Yeah,
I apparently have a thing for gingers. I love a ginger.
Now did you know this? I mean you probably already
knew this. This is not a surprise. Yeah no, no,

(27:18):
I've dated several gingers and like, just out in public,
I'll see you and walk by and I'm like, oh,
hey for you on planet. Maybe it's a whole not
having a soul thing. I don't know, but I love
they have a soul. Yeah, prove it, prove it. Oh
my gosh. I mean from my pen it's not so much,

(27:39):
but you know they're my thing. Well look, you know,
no matter what hair color, you can find some soul
as people out there. But you so, did you ever
really stop and go, Okay, maybe it's just an attraction thing.
It's not. It goes no deeper than that, right, Um? Well, yeah,
it's definitely an attraction thing. But I feel like the
ones I did at least, you know, we're also kind

(28:01):
of like lumberjack, big and burly. Um, that's kind of
my thing, and it's more of like a country boy
thing than I like, So I think it has that
in common as well. Okay, so now you don't have
to do it here, we don't have to process it
live in front of ten million people. But once you
stop and think you like a ginger, burly lumberjack guy,
do you ever wonder why, like why that's the type

(28:23):
that you like. I don't really know the ginger part,
but I know, like i'm more fatigue. I'm you know,
I'm five one, So I think I like having a
bigger guy because it makes me feel safe. Yeah, okay,
in a way. I like that. I mean it's easy
to define. All right, excellent, Thank you Katie. You and
attention all gingers. She thinks you're soulless, and well I'm

(28:44):
so single, so there's that on my way. There's nothing
being single is. It's perfectly fine and you know that
you're good there. All right, Katie, thank you for listening.
Have a good day. Yeah, maybe I'm over analyzing. Is
it really bad to over analyze, like why you choose
the people you choose or is it good? Now? I
think it's important to do that. You learn about yourself

(29:05):
and then you learn about other people. You can learn
some of the red flags maybe that you find unintentionally
that then ruin the relationship. I think it's important. And
also especially if you're attracted to like the same type
that keeps hurting you or it's not a good person,
it's good to know, you know. Yeah, yeah, why am
I attracted to the person who always hurts me? Something

(29:26):
to investigate? All right, let's get into the Daniel report. Daniel, Yes,
all right, well, yeah, Mother's Day is around the corner
May ninth, and Gwyneth Paltrow, as you covered with lots
of gift ideas from Goop see exactly, so you know
a lot of them are going to be expensive. Some
of them aren't. She's got a d I Y sushi
kit for twenty nine bucks. That's not bad, right. Then

(29:46):
she has a vibrator necklace exactly for one hundred and
fifty bucks. First of all, why do I need a necklace?
Is it? Like every do? I always need a vibrator
wherever I go? It's like all those old ladies that
have the pearl necklace with her glasses on it. They're
reading classes. You always know where it is, oh, just
in case? Okay, from the necklace or how do you don't?

(30:08):
You don't have to use it while attached the I
think it comes off the necklace and then you can. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure. I'm hoping you wash it before you
put it back up there. But okay, um, there's also
her maize. Is that how I say it? Okay? So
frigging expensive. I don't know how to say it. It's
a scrunchy for your hair, like you know the scrunchies.
It's two hundred and thirty dollars for a scrunchy that

(30:28):
you know you're gonna lose that's so stupid. Anyway, two
hundred and thirty bucks for a scrunchy rubber band re
exactly ridiculous. Okay, So yesterday Culton Underwood, you know him
as one of the bachelors, he came out as being gay.
So now a lot of people are saying is it
time for a gay bachelor. A lot of the former
cast members, Chris Harrison, producers, they are all backing him

(30:51):
and saying, maybe this is what we need. He also
picked Robin Roberts for his interview because he has had
a past with her and he feels very comfortable talking
to her. By the way, if you didn't know, he
does have a Netflix crew following him around and he
does have a special coming out about his journey is
coming out as a gay man. So I thought that
was very He's been seeing around New York City already

(31:14):
shooting this, and his dad's been a part of it too.
I love that he and his dad had this great relationship.
So maybe Netflix is something they could do a dating
show for him or something. You never know, you know,
because he doesn't have any bachelor ties now, like he's
at off the contract with them, so we'll see. Justin
Bieber did an interview with GQ magazine and he talked
about how serious he is about COVID. If you want

(31:34):
to come around him, whether you're working on an album
or your family, you have to get past his medical team.
Not only do you have to have the rapid COVID test,
but you have to have the PCR test. You have
to be checked out by his nurse who's on staff
twenty four hours a day, also cleared by his medical team,
and then you can get near Justin Bieber. Okay, yeah, exactly.

(31:55):
I think we all need all. I need a nurse
twenty four hours a day. Come. I was like that
before COVID. Can you get tested for everything before you
have dinner with it? Please? Thank you. Ariana Grande will
be on The Voice next season and Blake Shelton was
talking to People magazine and he says, I'm so excited
because I need somebody new to beat. He's actually won
seven times. He says, I'm tired of beating John Legend

(32:17):
and Nick Jonas. I need some new bloods. Wow. This
is huge, big changeup at Disney in the rules of
your costume. So they used to have such crazy things
like men couldn't wear black nail polish, and their hair
had to be a certain length. They're getting rid of
all of that, so even your tattoos can be seen,
as long as they're not offensive and not on your

(32:38):
face and on your neck and stuff like that. They
want you to be able to wear any gender costume
that you feel comfortable in. They said that this is
a place where everyone should be safe and should be represented.
So they're changing the rule books up and as of
April thirtieth, Disney will look a little bit different when
you go there, and yeah, I miss Disney. I'm gonna
go back and wait, it's so fency, even with the masks.

(33:01):
It's fantastic. Gray's Tonight, Young Sheldon, Lawn Order, SVU, Lawn Order,
Organized Crime, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and over on
Paramount Plus. Season seven of Younger is out today, So
I know a lot of people excited about that. And
that is my Danielle report. Sean on line twenty four,
Let's go see what he's up to. Hey Sean, Bye, Hey,
what's going on? Nothing? Just driving to work? Yeah, oh yeah,

(33:25):
working for the man. You didn't win the lottery. I
thought you win the lottery. We gotta win that lottery. So, Sean,
you realize through dating, through repetition with the same type,
that you have a type. Who is it? I mean,
I'm thirty and I love man and you're thirty like men. There, Hey,

(33:47):
what's up? You're married? Hello? That's right, I'm married. Yeah,
And so there you go. And when you when you
really came to grips with oh my god, this is
my type, you actually learn more about yourself and what
you're looking for in life. Right, Yeah, I mean, I,
like I said in my text, I swear I don't
have like any daddy or anything like that. It's just

(34:10):
I don't know. I love an older man that takes
care in this. Yeah. Well, if you like guys my
age you had, you don't have daddy issues, you have granddaddy. Stop.
That's okay, I'm old. I can say that about myself. Well, Sean,
I'm good. You know, as soon as you learn more
about yourself and who you want in life, it's easier
to find that person that you really really deserve. And
I hope you do, or I hope you have um

(34:32):
sort of. I mean I have somebody, but it's not
necessarily Yeah. All right. Well, look, thanks for listening. You
just you keep looking if you want. If that's what
you want. You don't have to be with anyone if
you don't want. But it's totally up to you. Just
enjoy your life. Enjoy yourself first, okay, and thank you
for listening to us. Sean, thank you. I love you guys.
I listened every day. Thank you. I appreciate it. So

(34:54):
there you go. Yeah, who you're attracted to and what
does that say about you? You can learn a little
about yourself. Frightening. All right, we gotta take the break.
We do have a one thousand dollars free money phone
tap on the way in a little while. Just hang
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Slash Elvis Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Hey, so

(36:00):
do you ever wonder what would happen? And you shouldn't
do this, by the way, what would happen if you
took all the vaccines you took Fiser, Moderna, J and
J and Astra Zeneca. Would you turn into like a
big super villain like Doctor Octopus on Spider Man? Would

(36:22):
I turn into Doctor Octopus on Spider Man? If you
took all of them? You kind of wonder. There's actually
a really funny guy on TikTok At Rich Black Guy
is his name. He does the vaccine. It's pretty funny
video if you like what happens if you can take
all of them. I can't wait till my third arm
comes in. If I had to grow another body part,

(36:43):
it probably would be a third arm. So useful. Yeah,
where do you want it to grow from because you
may not be able to choose that. Oh I'll choose later.
I don't know. Hopefully it can be replaced if I
chop it off. And then Gandia's got quite a ball today.
Oh that's her new arm. She got from aster Zeneca.
Froggy wants it from his butts. It can reach around, well,

(37:07):
you can reach it would reach around to the front. Yeah,
sit down though, Oh yeah, maybe we're overthinking it. Roll
it up. I don't know. I don't know. You don't
get to add like the effigy rates right, Like you
don't get to add if you get fiser m Maderna.
You don't get to add the ninety and like the
eighties something And now all of a sudden, you don't

(37:30):
think that it doesn't matter. You're a super villain. Now
you don't. You're a doctor Octopus. It doesn't matter. Who
cares if your doctor octopus? What a life that way? Wait?
And why are you a villain? Why can't you be
a superhero? Like I don't understand, because you know when
you see these because yeah, when you see these movies,
the villain has always become that way because of whatever
that is from you know, COVID shots or something. I

(37:51):
don't know that of acid. Yeah, I did it again yesterday.
I was driving to the store and can uh. I
was like, which which turn do I make? And I
had and I turned the music down. Why do we
do that? I don't know. Is it because our brains
can't process sound and navigation at the same time. I can.

(38:11):
How many times, though, do you yell at the navigation?
Because like, your favorite song is on and in the
middle of your songs, she comes on in the next
two whatever, make a right time? Like, shut up, my
song is on. I want to hear you right now. Overwhelmed? Yeah,
that get lost? True, very true. What's your favorite hostess?
Snack cake? I'm a ding dong boy? Oh? Is a

(38:35):
devil dog? Hostess? No? No, you know what do we
is hostess up here in the Northeast because hostess is
where I grew up in the South and we had
a hostess. Yeah, yeah, there are yes. Okay, so you
have ding dongs and there devil dogs. It's the same thing. Yeah,
isn't a devil Scotty knows is a devil dog? A hostess?
Drake's cake cakes? Didn't they go to business? At one

(38:56):
time or something. They both didn't they came back. Oh,
I like the yellow cupcake. Then the host's cupcake with
the yellow on top. Oh, there's more cakes than ever before.
Now there's so many of them. Scotty's so excited talk
about it. And there's cupcakes stuffed with all kinds of things,
and twinkies with all different flavors that you've never even
heard of before. I hear a new podcast. Yeah right,
My favorite is the chocolate cover twinkie or the chocodial. Okay, yeah,

(39:19):
what about? Uh? Is Little Debbie still around the new
Cereal out? I love Little Debbie. She always wear that
dumb little cowboy hat. Yeah, look at her, there he
is or whatever. Yeah, little Debbie Swiss rolls. Those are
my fairs. Do you know what in a Little Debbie
reminds me of so my When my grandma was still alive,
she would have a Little Debbie packages for I can't

(39:41):
even tell you how long. They were so stale in
her house, and she would when guests would come over,
she would like, would you like a brownie? And you like,
break your teeth on the brownie? It was the Little
Debbie brownie she had forever, Debbie, what Nate, Isn't this
Swiss roll just a ho ho? I think it's sa
same thing, isn't it. Yeah, it's just a brand name.

(40:02):
Hoh yeah, yeah, well no, so it's the same thing, though.
It's like chocolate cake rolled around some creamy stuff that's
gonna kill you. Then it's coated in chocolate yodel a
yodel as well. Same thing. And why do they call
it a ho ho? I don't know. That's before. I
think that's before. I know. I think that's before people
thought of a hoe as a difference. Oh really, I

(40:23):
do believe. Yeah, keep in mind, I'm learning the word
gay used to just mean happy. Now it just means sad.
I'm sad. I'm a sad old gay. Scary. I once
went on a hostess pudding pie bender. When I was
in elementary school. They used to have these chocolate pudding
filled pies, which you're probably like your month's worth of

(40:44):
calories and fat all together. Oh my god, it was
so good. I ate it for like two weeks straight. Scary.
Apparently there was a nutty ho ho too. I had
no idea not kind version of a ho ho. I
would have a nice nutty ho Ho hostess used to
have because ring Dings is Drake's and hosted had one

(41:04):
called um King Dong's and they had a change at
the king Don because it was just too suggestive. I
think when was when was there a King Dong? Eighties? Yeah? Yeah,
I wonder if the ho ho hooked up when King Dog.
Maybe that's how the ho ho got her name from
King Dong. Yeah, too many King Dong. I hate that

(41:27):
word dong. You know, Froggy and I have this discussion
all the time the word dong. He like, why don't
you like you? Why don't you like it? Because it's
just it's dong. It's like an automotopia. It's a dong.
It's like it's a nice dog. But what do you visualize? See,
I visualize it's slapping someone in the face, is what
I usualize. When you say, do you remember when Gandhi

(41:50):
was getting that massage and that guy kept donging her? Yeah?
I did it on purpose, He did it on purpose.
I just kept feeling this side of my head. To me,
I hate the word dung. To me, the word dong
is a continuation after the word ding. You know what
I'm saying yeah, dong is the second half of ding

(42:11):
dong y Are we even on our microphones turned on?
I mean, are we actually spewing this weird conversation out
to millions of people and they pay us for it?
And now all I want to do is hear from
a massage therapist. Do you know when you're donging your
patient or your client and then you right on the

(42:32):
side of their head? They have to know, all right,
So we have several things open call us now if
you want to talk about snap cakes, or if you're
a if you give massages and you dong people, this
is our topic today. Taking it a step further, ding
dong dinger is slang for a penis, which I didn't

(42:55):
realize was a regional thing until Gandhi's boyfriend also called
it a dinger. Yes, yeah, my dad, you have to
call it a dinger. If if my dad called it
a dinger, I would never call it a dinger because
you never ever want to think about your dad when
you're talking about a penis. It's like, no, it should
never be called a dinger. Dinger is a dumb name.
It just sounds like something like a little bee would
get you with like a stinger or a dinger. Well

(43:16):
maybe it is a little bee. Why do we come
up with a better name for the male anatomy? Yeah,
we should, like a whole new, fresh start, Like what
would you like it to be? Because I don't know,
I said we should come up with it. That's my point.
I don't have one. I think we should. We should
go back to the drawing board and come up with
a more creative and more suitable name. Something nothing, nothing
insulting like dinger or dong or how about humongous? Would

(43:39):
you like that name? Or wang? I don't call it
a wang. We should just make it a noise like
a yeah, a noise. The other day he said boop
and that now I think of a whole action because
of the word bop. Oh that's when you had your
your prostate tested. No, so I don't know, let's think

(43:59):
about it. What do you call the thing on the
bottom of the clock that goes back and forth? Call
it that? What is the like a grandfather clause? The pendulum? Yeah,
pendulum got very appropriate? Okay, question, don't put and a long?

(44:21):
I hate that that term. I don't like any of it.
That's a long, skinny one Johnson. Well, you know that's
a that's a vaccine. Yeah, j all right, all right, listen,
gonna move on. I don't like where this is going.
I was I was trying to come up with a nice,
a nice uh project for us, and you guys just

(44:44):
want to be funny. Do you think it's funny? I'm
being serious. We move on being serious. When they say
come up with an we could change. We could end
up in the dictionary eventually, you know what I'm saying.
We could have a new name that we we coin
and we can take credit for it. We won't get
paid for it, but isn't nice to know that? Yeah,

(45:06):
my friends and I came up with a new term
for the penis. That's a name. Guys. I had no
idea until I watched the horrifically sad documentary Blackfish. That
a dorc is actually a whales wiener? Is it? Yes?
That's insult good scary? Did you know you're a whales wiener?

(45:29):
All right, great, all right, well let's get some business here.
We've got to uh do a one thousand dollars free
money phone tap coming up. That's on the way. Also,
it is Thursday, so it's uh Food News Thursday with Froggy.
He says he has the most award winning it will
be award winning excellent food news cast on the way.

(45:51):
I have some great news people have been wanting for
a long time, and it's finally going to happen. All right,
let's get into the three things we need to know, Gandhi,
what's going on? Kay. Cases of severe blood clots could
possibly linked to Johnson and Johnson's COVID vaccine do remain
a concern with the number now growing from six to
eight people, But keep something in mind. While it is
terrible for the people who have to deal with it,

(46:13):
that percentage is actually point zero zero zero zero one.
The CDC confirmed this week that in clinical trials they
became aware of cases of people who developed the rare
clotting condition. Advisers held an emergency meeting yesterday to decide
if vaccinations can continue, but then decided they needed more time.
This means the nationwide pause could last another week to

(46:33):
ten days. The former officer responsible for Dante Wright's killing
will make her first court appearance today. She was arrested
yesterday and released on bond just hours later. She faces
up to ten years if in prison if convicted of manslaughter.
Kim Potter resigned on Tuesday, two days after shooting the
twenty year old during a traffic stop and saying it's
because she mistook her her gun, Yes, her gun for

(46:55):
a taser. Sorry. Another overnight curfew in Minnesota will be
ending soon. Police arrested twenty four people after a fourth
night of protest over the death of Dante Wright. Hundreds
again gathered in front of the Brooklyn Center police station,
with some setting off fireworks and throwing objects at officers.
And finally, a grocery store in the United Kingdom is
doing something pretty cool and they're saying maybe other grocery

(47:17):
stores will hop on board with this soon. They're doing
something called a super surprise where they replaced one item
of your groceries with something a similar name and really cool.
So one guy went in found out that his bag
of apples was actually replaced with a brand new Apple iPhone.
It was, as we said, not a mistake. This is
a promotion that they're doing. It's really cool, he said.

(47:39):
The super substitute promotion totally made his day. So double
check your groceries. Just what if can you imagine going
to the Apple store and you all got you actually
have an Apple? What happened to my laptop? Oh you
have poop or substitute? That would be terrible. Thank you.
We do have a one thousand dollars free money phone
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(48:45):
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(49:07):
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(49:30):
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(49:54):
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All right, Garrett, you're up to bat I wants the
phone tap all about today? Well, Shanna wants to phone
tap her dad, Charles. Charles has a prosthetic hand, and

(50:38):
he's had one for about thirty five years now, and
it's been a big running joke in the family for
a long time. And Charles wanted to get a new
hand for his daughter Sean his upcoming wedding. So Shanna thought,
now it would be a good time to play a
phone tap on her dad. All right. So yeah, by
the way, sometimes when you're missing a hand, you have
fun with it. So this is the family that actually

(50:59):
loves talking about the old handless guy exactly. So I
start the call from the doctor's office letting Charles know
there's been a slight mix up with his hand, right,
and he's a good sport about the missing ham, So
we're not like out to insult someone beyond believe correct.
All right, here we go the missing hand phone table.
Let's listen in. Hello, Hi, is Charles available? Please? That's me? Hey, Charles,

(51:19):
is Frank Lambert over at office. I know that you
came over a few weeks ago for a fitting for
a new hand. I just wanted to let you know
what was going on. Oh yeah, yeah, I definitely did.
How's that going? Unfortunately, we're not going to be able
to get your hand out in time by Saturday. But
I do have some other prosthetic hands that I could

(51:41):
offer you in the time being, maybe if you're in
desperate need of it. Well, yeah, I'm in desperate need.
But that that hand was real specific just for me,
this situation for me. I mean, you know, I'm a
pretty big guy. So you know that the hand that
I ordered you, you have the paper working I do,
and I totally get that you know this hand is

(52:03):
specifically for you. Um, do you mind waiting? I mean
it's going to be in next next week, So if
he could wait a week, we'll have it for you.
We'll take off the shipping and handling. No, you understand,
my my, my, My daughter's getting married this week. Oh congratulations,
thank you, thank you. But but see I'm going to
be giving her away. There's going to be a lot
of things going on, and I specifically ordered that with

(52:24):
a rush on it so I could have the hand
ready for her wedding. Well, that's the day. Well, I mean,
I don't want to I don't want to keep you
all day long. At the end of the day, yeah,
we're not gonna have the hand. But what I could
do for you is we have some other hands in
stock that I can get you. So what well we
do have We do have a few, uh, female hands
that are are still your mind? This is a joke, er,

(52:47):
Are you serious? I'm a three hundred pound ex Marie.
What do I look like running around with a female hand. Well, well,
the day of my daughter's wedding, you beginning me. Man, listen,
please do what you can to get this hand happening. Well, sir,
I can extend my hand and give you this hand
that I have is is a female hand? It doesn't,
I mean it does. It's not that off of looking

(53:07):
like a male hand. No, no, no, no, that okay,
listen to me. You have to get that hand. What
am I gonna look like a three hundred pound man
running around with a female hand. What if maybe you
could wear a glove with it or something maybe? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no,
no no, that's not what's happening. That's old bullet you're
talking about. I might also have a Look, I'm not

(53:28):
gonna be walking down the aisle like Michael Jackson or
something with a glove on my hand. Come on, give me.
I'm giving you a hand. Yeah, I give you a
hand right across your place if I can see you. Yeah. Look,
I'm not having this. Okay, I'm out of here with
this bull. But I'm gonna get back to your company.
This is bull. He's just crazy. Oh my god, he

(53:53):
calls me almost wait what is this? Oh he's just
calling me right now. Yeah, hold on one second and
we're gonna call him right now. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Hello Dad, I'm sorry, I miss you. I was talking
to the terror. He would not believe what I've just
been going through the last five minutes. Wepen the guys
that I ordered the hand from they said they don't

(54:14):
have it. You know what they were gonna do. They
told me that what's gonna happen, so woman's hand or something. Well,
I'm saying I think, I mean at least they offered
you something, right, I mean you'll have something. I mean,
if it's a lady's hand, you know, we could decorate
it or something. If that's what you've all. You gotta
be out of your mind too? Are you shilling? Your uncle?
Charles would lampads right off of the damn planet, and
then your sister well would get fans out of hand.

(54:37):
To hell with it. I'll just going out of here,
just do the big freak at your wedding with n
and walking down the eye. How about that? You know what?
Lady's hand is pretty out of your mind? You it too? Hey, hey, Charles,
Charles Charleston, who he is? This? My name is garethrom
ellis right in the morning show. And you just got
phone to about your daughter. You have been I would

(54:59):
never get to you, got you radio guy I call
this morning. My head is completely on his way. You're fine.
Jesus Christ, you guys, And there you have it, your
free money phone tab thanks to Veroni so wait, say

(55:19):
we all got Varoni shipments, Gandhi didn't. I did not
get one. I refuse to do anything else until she
receives her Varoni. Me. Come on, Nate, can you maybe
can you get those after her? I'll bring you some meat. Really,
I thought it was because I had been in different locations,
so maybe it went to a place where I was not.
But I checked at both of the places and it's

(55:40):
not there. Do you think so? I just listen to
you guys talk about it. Do you think your Veroni
meat is chasing you across the country? I hope. So
we're gonna get some to you. I promise. Well, thanks
to Voni A Nick on line thirteen. Well we got
some good news for him. Hello Nick, Hello Nick, your
caller one hundred. You just want a thousand dollars? Who?
Oh my god, no way, oh my god, yes way,

(56:02):
you got it. Good for you, man. I'm so excited.
I would be too a thousand dollars. I wish we
could win that. What are you doing today? Nick? I
am on my way to work. What do you do? Hello? Yeah? Well,
what do you do for a living? I'm a school counselor. Oh,
there you go. So have you been. I mean, how

(56:23):
is it for you these days? I mean, you guys
have a lot on your plate. Oh. Absolutely, It's been
a whirlwind for sure. But we're doing the best that
we can. But I have they can't wait till the
end of June. I'm sure. No, no, no, you need
a break. I mean because all the work you and
all of your colleagues at school for doing the administration. Everyone,

(56:43):
you've been so busy with so many challenges. Thank you
for what you do. Nick. We we love you. Oh,
thank you guys. I love you guys too. Okay, thousand
dollars come in your way. Hopefully they'll make your summary
even more fun. Hold one say well, hold on one second.
Thank you God. I can't imagine with the world way
it is, with all the stories and all the news
and all the society that we're living in on top

(57:07):
of you know, trying to get an education with COVID,
going on a school counselor Wow, they're getting all sides,
all right, Nick, And thank you so much for what
you do. Hey is Alex on the phone? Oh he's
not there yet, not yet. Um. Yeah, Alex sent me
this text. It has me wondering Alex said, when someone

(57:29):
is calling you and you see their name on the
caller ID, is there something you do or say before
answering the call? And I was thinking, I'm wondering if
I'm not saying this is about me? I wonder what
he like. Do you wonder what your significant other or
your friends do when they see your call coming through?
Do you they They're like, oh gosh, I answer this?

(57:51):
Oh yeah, I say that out loud. I think I
think Sheldon does. I think Sheldon's like, oh, why can't
you just text me? What the hell does she want?
I guaranted I want to go and ask them, Well,
hold on, I got Alex, I got Alex. Give me Alex,
give me Alex. Good morning, a hello, love of my life.
What's up? What are you talking about? Well, no, you

(58:13):
sent this to me. You asked me if I ever
wonder if I ever said something or did something When
I see a specific call coming through my phone and
I'm assuming it's exasperation or something. Is there someone that
you react to before you pick up a phone call
from them? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I have a few people.
Am I one of them? Or? For instance, did you say,

(58:43):
did you say or do something when you looked out
and you saw our studio calling you, I'm like, oh,
what do they want? Exactly? Ah? So, okay, are you
saying that? When I call you? There are sometimes when
you roll your eyes and you're like, you say something,
then you pick up the phone. What is it? You
say out loud? All right, it's okay, I'm ready for

(59:11):
anything at this point? What do you say? I'm like,
you know, especially at work, like when you call me
good morning and stuff like that, that's fine, and then
like five minutes later you'll call me. I'm like, what
does he want again? He just called me? Yeah? Yeah,
Will you say those words? You say that out loud? Yes?
And with you know, like the people in my group

(59:34):
at work, they start laughing and stuff like that. And
when my mom calls me, I'm like, oh, what does
she want? Yeah? I think that Sheldon does the same thing.
I think that he goes, oh, here we go. There's
going to be a long winded conversation. And she could
have waited till I got home. I know. I know
that's what goes through his head. Wow. Because I gotta
be honest, Alex, I always say, oh he's calling me, No,

(59:57):
you don't know you don't, right, what froggy? So Lesta
will call me on our way home from work. I
know when she's on her way home. I get the
very first phone call, and that's fine, it's it's great.
Can I get We hang up the second call. By
the third call, I'm like, why can't you wait until
you get home and we'll have something to talk about
when you get here? Like, I don't need to talk

(01:00:17):
about you seven times on the dome? But do you
say that before you pick up her? After you pick up? Oh?
Usually it's like, holy, how many times is she gonna
call me before she get home? What scary? Elvis? When
I see a call from you, you never call me
for leisure or for anything fun or pleasant, So I'm
always like, what broke? What problem needs? What did I do?

(01:00:40):
But when I call you, I know you're saying ignore
the phone, so Alex, So look, I understand sometimes you
know I may call more than you want me to,
but I feel it's important, so I call. But the
fact that you're saying something out loud in front of
everyone you work with, it is kind of embarrassed. One

(01:01:01):
day you're going to miss that. That's what's going to happen. Well,
the thing, you know, like with Uncle Johnny. I have
a special ring tone for Uncle Johnny, so when he calls,
I jump up. I said, oh boy, it's Uncle Johnny.
And you know, like you know, because Uncle Johnny's helped
and stuff like that. So I'm always on edge when
he calls me. But you know, yesterday Uncle Johnny called

(01:01:22):
me and left me a four minute message on my phone.
Oh my god, so the voicemail, and I'm like, do
I even listen to this, you know? And I'm like, Johnny,
you know, why are you leaving a four minute message?
You know? And answered, what did he say? But well, no,
I called him back. Well because the doctor called him

(01:01:43):
and he needed to go yesterday today. But but he
told me the whole story on voicemail. And then when
I call him, he tells me the whole story again.
But because older Danielle gives him a pass. Because she
does that, Danielle leaves long voicemail. Not anymore. If you notice, Johnny,
I don't do it any more because I'm not leaving
you crap. That's by the way, I don't listen to voicemail.
If you leave me a voicemail, I just call you back.

(01:02:04):
I don't anyway. Well, Alex, I will continue to call
you and bug you and pester you as much as
I always do so and that's quite all right. All right.
We have a date tonight with Uncle Johnny and your
mom for their birthday celebrations. Yeah, we're going out for
dinner in the city with Yeah. I can't wait to

(01:02:26):
see Uncle Johnny. We're gonna give Uncle Johnny a call
in a few minutes. Why don't you warn him? Leave
him a ten minute voicemail telling him we're about to call. Okay,
all right, So next time I call you, you know,
think about what you're saying out loud in front of
other people before you pick up my call. All right,
I will stop saying what does she want? I know?
This is this is kind of funny. This is what

(01:02:48):
what Alex and all of his co workers do. Like
they'll see another another co worker across the zoo doing something,
They're like, what is she doing? Even though it's a guy.
Now we do that with everyone. See look look at
this one? What is she doing? All right? Love you,
love you bye, talk to you later. Bite. But you
know what will happen, Elvis? See here do an experiment.

(01:03:10):
Stop calling for a while, and then you know where
you're gonna get. What's the matter? Why haven't you called me?
Do you know what's the matter? You mad at me?
What's going on? Now? He does it? There's something wrong?
I can tell. I can tell well, no biting moment
I call. We'll see yea. Listen, you're gonna withhold those
phone calls. I'll show him. Danielle coming up? What do
you have? Taylor Swift was on with Stephen Colberton. Her

(01:03:33):
fans think she dropped some Easter eggs. She always does,
she does, she does. They should fire her as the
Easter bunny. She's always dropping those eggs. All right? That
and more on the way after this miss part of
today's show. Elvis Durand on demand Every show posted every
day searching demand only on the Ighart Radio app Ellis

(01:03:55):
Durand in the morning show. This season of Diddley's Catch
is one of the most chucking yet. Check out the
season premiere Badly is Catch Tuesday, April twentieth at eight
on Discovery or stream it right now on Discovery Plus
and see the captain's fight for their survival. So thank

(01:04:16):
you for not forcing us to do a zoom call
today because we look like crap. Let's in the morning.
Welcome to the show. We missed you become to the
show in the morning show. It's weird like my right
ear is lower than my left ear as far as

(01:04:37):
volume goes, Are you guys even? Yeah, yes, I think so.
Maybe it's my system here in my basement. Maybe it's
your ears, Maybe it's my ear. Maybe I'm going deaf
in the right jingle the jiggle the chord, I'm jiggling
my chord. If he does that all morning, I've been
jiggling all the morning. Hey, a lot to do. We've
got to talk to Uncle Johnny. In a second, we
continue with his birthday week. Also, we're going to go

(01:04:58):
around the room. Danielle's report is on the way a
couple of seconds. Uh yeah, you know what. Believe or not.
We've been doing the at home studio thing for over
a year now and it's working fairly well, a lot
better than I thought it ever would. But I'm so
excited to be back in master control tomorrow and be
in the in the New York City studios with Scary
and straighten Ate and Scottie B. Did they clean the

(01:05:19):
place up for you when you come. Oh no, it's
a hell hole. You should see it, Danielle, Is it
that bad? It's awful. It's it's junkie. Those guys have
no concept of straightening up or organizing. It's as junky
as hell problems. We got no one to impress because
nobody's here except the three of us. Well, no, you
can impress yourself. There is something to be said for it.

(01:05:40):
Impress yourself, express yourself. Okay, thank you, Nate. Yeah, I
do believe. Tomorrow, while I'm there, we're going to straighten
that place up. No Scary has to do the refrigerator
because he's the one that left the salmon in it
for three weeks. This sounds like a project that, like
Lisa does. We're gonna do it. But here's the real deal.

(01:06:00):
He isn't gonna do crap. You guys are gonna straight enough,
but he's gonna I will supervise, vacuum the carpet. I
don't even vacuum if here's my question to you. If
you're working in those putrid, putrid studios every day, doesn't
it kind of make you sad? Don't you get a
little depressing used to the smell, so it doesn't smell.

(01:06:22):
I'm not even talking about the smell. I'm just talking
about piles of junk everywhere. It's not good. It's not
good for your own health. Do you remember. I mean,
this is just a shell of what it used to be.
We used to have all the superstars rolled through there,
and the place was straightened up and looked great, and
now it looks like it looks like a frat house,
a bad frat house. Well yeah, come on, I mean
this has been our home for the last last March.

(01:06:44):
That's because you don't have a girl there like helping
you out the whole time. That's what it is capable
of cleaning. I don't think so. I crave it. The
fact that you aren't cleaning is very telling about how
you are feeling about your place in this world. I'm
just telling you, go mumbo jumbo to me at free
right now. We will throw everything away. Yeah, if you

(01:07:06):
don't need it, throw it away. We'll start with your office.
Does this spark joy over here? Spark joy? Hey? Hey,
my office is it's more organized than that crap that
you guys are working in. It looks like a rat's nest. Yeah,
his office is very actually very neat. Everything has a
purpose here. No, it doesn't like this cream donut had

(01:07:26):
all right, cleaned up some of the liquor from your office, Elvis.
You get to have as much as you want. Drink it,
guzzle it all right. Look, you know it was two
days ago. Uncle Johnny celebrated a birthday, a big birthday.
As he approaches a big birthday, let's go talk to
Uncle Johnny. Yeahs a sign for Uncle Johnny. Hello, lady,

(01:07:49):
oh lady. Yeah, we are in the room, Uncle Johnny,
Uncle Johnny, Uncle Johnny. You're on a speaker phone, and
it doesn't sound as good as when you're on your
regular phone. Can you just pick up a phone. Yes,

(01:08:11):
I'll take the speaker rob Now I get it on
my ear. Hey, hey, Uncle Johnny, I'm gonna tell you
a story. While we were on vacation last week, we
replayed that day where it took you twenty minutes to
get in in a zoom room. Remember that day, and
that was a little difficult. Yes, it would be today,

(01:08:31):
probably just as difficult. But we had so many people
who hadn't listened in a long time because of COVID
and they weren't working, and now they're listening. They heard
it for the very first time, and they were totally
thrilled to hear you struggle trying to get into that
zoom room for do it again. Let's send them the
zoom link. Now, let's do what I mean? Why no,
not yet. I don't have my hair on on my teeth.
Then okay, all right, I'll get it all set up

(01:08:53):
for tonight so I'll look good. I will have my
hair is on the stand, my teeth are in the water.
Thing is fine. I'm gonna look great. You will, I do.
Uncle Johnny, you always dress way up. I'm petting Bobby
Brown Ondy. I was terran bad brand to that fabulous. Hey,
Uncle Johnny. Uh so your birthday was two days ago, right,

(01:09:14):
wasn't it Tuesday? Yeah? For twelve and it was what
seventy ninth birthday? Seventy ninths. I'm going into the eightieth year. Now,
big party next year is gonna be a big party? Yeah? Yeah,
if I make that, well, Johnny, Uncle Johnny, you gotta
stick around at least till you're a hundred. Alex and

(01:09:37):
I are taking his mom, Barbara and uncle Johnny. Up,
they're both celabrating birthdays this week. We're going out tonight
for a nice dinner. And yes, we're not gonna make
Uncle Johnny pay. We're actually gonna buy your dinner. John nice. Oh,
how fabulous, because I was gonna bring mine on the
side so I could either under the table. No star,
now do that last year? Uh? What he made a

(01:10:00):
pay for his own birthday dinner? And what No? No,
I had to eat under the table with my own dinner.
What what the hell are you talking about? Kidding? Never mind,
go on, go on, I see you have no sense
of humor here. Well, I know it's it's it's not funny.
I'm trying to figure out anyway. We move on. We

(01:10:21):
move on, Sorry, moved on. Moved on tonight we're going
to celebrate. So Johnny, you know, seventy nine years old.
You know that's pretty cool. And I'm sure you have
seen so many, so many things that we all dreamed
or night nightmares of seeing. Yeah, but I mean, so
here you are in life? How you how are you
feeling about this life that you've lived so far? I
feel fabulous. I you know, I've had a fabulous life.

(01:10:45):
So I kept no complaints whatsoever. I've had the best friends,
the best people. I got this from my dad when
I was growing up. He looked at me, said, Johnny,
I always make sure you make good friends. It will
be with you for the rest of your life. And
I did, and I have been and over the years,

(01:11:05):
I've had the best friends. They've gone, some of them now,
but and I got new ones coming, and new ones came.
It's incredible. It's a living is wonderful. It's a wonderful thing.
You just got to enjoy every day. There you go,
and I love that. You know, there was a time
several months ago where you weren't as happy about life

(01:11:26):
because you know, you were in the hospital. You weren't
doing that well. You know that was terrible what I
was going through. I said, please let me go. I've
been here, I've done this. I've had a fabulous life.
I don't want to continue. It was horrible, I know,
but you did. You did continde me through it. And
I'll tell you the secret to pulling Johnny out of

(01:11:48):
his phone and back to life is you just gotta
yell at him. One day we're at the hospital. I'll
never get this you're in your hospital bed, and you weren't.
You were not having a good day. And as a
matter of fact, we drove for an hour have to
see you, and we realized we should only stay for
like five minutes because you needed to go back to sleep.
And I remember you looked up at me and you said,
I just don't want to do it anymore. I just
don't want to go. And I said, like, Johnny, I said,

(01:12:10):
they're not going to let you go. You said, I've
got to go. I said, Johnny, what do you want
to do? Take you out back and shoot you. I
don't know what you're actually You're actually your body is living.
You're actually doing well, you know. And I remember you
looked up at you went, okay, I'll try. And here
you are today. Tonight you're going out to a beautiful

(01:12:30):
one of the best restaurants in New York City, which
means one of the best restaurants in the world. You're
going to celebrate your seventy ninth birthday with people that
love you very much. Yes, I know, I love it
there true, that's one of my favorite plays. Do you
remember when he first woke up from the hospital, his
first question was am I dead. I woke up. I

(01:12:54):
was paralyzed. I remember a couple of years ago, before
this couple of years though, they put me in a
hospital for something, and I remember I was overnight and
I called up by Alex and Elvis and I said,
I want you here right away. I want you to
get me out of here. And I saw that on Facebook.
Here it's a day. Yeah, because he has back memories. Yeah,

(01:13:17):
we didn't. We didn't take him out of the hospital.
So he went on to Facebook begging everyone, please come by.
Can't get me out of here. Here's my room. Remember
what's scary, Johnny. Every day I go and make my
coffee in the back and I pass by and I
look at your bedazzled blender collecting a little David alone.
Don't throw that out, No, no, no, I'm waiting for

(01:13:39):
the day when you come back here and Nate drinks
live with your bedazzled blender. I cannot wait for that moment.
But I think if you ever yes, that's it's coming soon,
I hope. So we gotta get back in that studio,
all right, uncle Johnny. We'll see you tonight for your
birthday at dinner. Just that it's a party. Of four.
We're gonna we're gonna live it up. What's that noise? What?

(01:14:00):
What do you hear that noise? Yeah? Yeah, squeaking. Do
you have a bird in there with you, Uncle Johnny?
What is no that's on your brand? I'm fine here?
No birds? All right? So tonight we'll pick you up.
We'll take you to dinner. I can't wait to see you,
Uncle Johnny. We love you very much, all right. I
love you guys. I'm looking pard with to seeing you

(01:14:21):
all right, and you I'm looking forard to seeing all
of you, all of us together again. All right, Absolutely,
here's one for the day. Wishes there was all fabulous,
Thank you. All right, we'll see a little bit, Mike.
I know one that's your uncle Johnny. Uncle Johnny. Uh,

(01:14:48):
Danielle you ready to go? Alright, let's do the Danielle
report and then we'll go around the room and then
you know, who knows what will happen after that? All right? Well.
Singer Bobby Brown appearing on the current episode of Red
Table Talk, and he was talking about all the trauma
he's gone through, and you know, he lost two children
to drugs, and many blame Whitney Houston's descent into the
drug world and her passing because of him. So he

(01:15:10):
says that, um, he actually grew up in a house
where his parents were both substance abusers. He said he
was himself addicted to drugs and alcohol for years. He's
been off narcotics for nineteen years, off alcohol for a year,
and he said that it's jail that got him off
the hard drugs. He hit rock bottom with everything. And
he also says that he now blamed Nick Gordon for

(01:15:31):
the deaths of Whitney and Bobby Christina Brown. That was
Bobby Christina Brown's boyfriend. Remember, he said he was the
supplier of party favors for both of them. And you
know Nick actually passed away from a heroin overdose. So yeah,
I call him party favors whistles and yeah, me too.
I was like first, I was like, what is he?

(01:15:52):
I had to look it up, like what is he
talking about. Vin Diesel's son is in the F nine trailer.
I told you the other day he's playing a younger
Vin Diesel in the movie, which comes out in June,
and he is now in the trailers. So you can
check it out if you get a chance. Taylor Sloft
was almost Stephen Colbert and she was dropping Easter eggs
at least that's what a lot of the fans think.
They took to Twitter and they said that does. She

(01:16:14):
held up something that had the actually a picture of
Stephen Colbert from nineteen eighty nine. So now they're convinced
that she will be re releasing her album nineteen eighty nine,
Taylor's Version, and she did a couple of other things
with numbers and song mentions and stuff like that, so

(01:16:34):
right away they think, oh, that's exactly what she's saying.
It's coming out in nineteen eighty nine, so we'll see
if it does. She does drop Easter eggs all the time,
and they're usually right. So her we'll be heading the
twentieth annual Honda Civic Tour Virtual Event April twenty eighth,
That's when it will be taking place on Twitch. So
if you are a fan of her, get ready for that.
Serena Williams is she just signed a first look deal

(01:16:56):
with Amazon. She will have some scripted some unscripted tvc.
I know. The first thing that she's working on is
something that is about her, a docuseries on her. So
that's exciting. As of now, there was no plan to
recast Black Panther after Chadwick Boseman passed away, Right, Well,
fans actually want the role recast, and they're like, we
don't want to replace him, but we want to honor

(01:17:19):
what he has done, you know, and all the work
he put into that role, And so they put out
a petition. There was over six thousand signatures on it
the last time I looked at it. So I guess
we'll see what happens if they if they decide, maybe
they will recast Who knows Gray's is on tonight, Young Sheldon, Laurenoder,
s Vu Laurenoder, Organized Crime, Keeping Up with the Kardashians,

(01:17:39):
and if you are a Younger fan over on Paramount Plus.
Season seven of Younger is out today. And that's my
Danielle report. Thank you, Danielle. Let's go round the room.
I want to know what's on your mind. And Fraugy,
you kind of tied something up earlier. I'm kind of
curious to know where you're going with this. What's up? Okay?
I owe an apology to a woman in Public's last night.
I don't know her, but over an apology. So Elvis.

(01:18:01):
You know how Netflix has the sound when you start
watching it, it makes that my mom sound whatever, it's
what's that called. It's like, there's their signature sound. Ok, yeah,
you can call it that if you want. So my
wife was being crabby last night, and so when we
were in public, so I told her if she had
an audio logo last night, it would be yeah. Okay,
so walking through public, yeah, And she turned around, she

(01:18:27):
got really close to me, and she goes, I am
going to kick you in the balls if you don't stop.
Of course, I replied with a yeah. This lady heard it,
and she looked at us like, oh my god, what
are those too? Are those two gonna have a fight?
But no, there's no violence in her home. I apologize.
I was kidding. But when Lisa gets in a mood

(01:18:48):
like that's that that is her sonic sound. Man, it's
just bad all the way around, terrible. I didn't make
it any worse. But does that not sound like a
bad mood? Yeah? Yeah, there you go. That's what we're
so sorry. You know, I have found that I've gotten

(01:19:09):
more accomplished by doing a very simple task, and I
think everyone could benefit from this pick up your phone
and go and go into the notes section and just
started to do list and just start listing things as
they've come available, and then try and scratch one or
two things off each day. And I notice, if you
take these little baby steps toward your goals, you'll you'll

(01:19:30):
absolutely accomplish more than you would have if you think
of everything all at once and get nothing done. Isn't
that funny how a list actually does work? It is.
It is the most simple form of organization that actually
is probably the most effective. It's a list. List. There
you go, Thank you, Scotty, hey gandhi Hi. How you
feel all right? Oh? Pretty good. I realized yesterday that

(01:19:54):
all the things my parents used to do that would
irritate me, I now find kind of adorable. The embarrassing thing.
They're cute. So on my little time Hoop, a video
popped up of the last time my dad came to
visit me, and that was when I lived in Boston
and he wanted to do all of the tourist things.
So we got into a duck boat. There are those
boats that drive on the land and then drive into
the water. You know what they are, right, So there's

(01:20:15):
a portion of that boat ride where the captain says, hey,
does any of the do any of the children on
the boat want to drive? And my dad popped up like, yes,
yes I do. Normally I would have been mortified, but
I actually found it so adorable that I recorded it,
and after all of the seven year olds went, my
grown dad drove the little duck boat and I found
the video yesterday because, like I said, time hoop, I

(01:20:36):
posted on my Instagram story. I find it so cute
drivers treating him like he's actually a little child, like hello,
who are you? Where are you from? I would have
been mortified, but now is it funny how they used
to embarrass you? Now you love it? It's charming. Yeah,
it's a great line. They crossover's ane? We crossover? Actually right? Right? Hey? Yeah? Straight? Nate?
What's up? Okay? Am? I the only person that struggles

(01:20:58):
with the phonetic alphabet. Know when you're talking to like
customer service and you have to spell your name and
you go yes and is inogis yogi? In abocus words
to you, it's always Nancy And I'm like, k is
a knife? You know, I'm like, I don't know that.
It doesn't even make sense. It is a silent k.

(01:21:22):
I'm like, I can't do this. That's why you should
always you should your phonetic, your phonetic alphabet should always
be like foul words. Yeah, how do you spell that? Well?
He isn't ass, isn't booty. At least I'm not the

(01:21:43):
only one. It's kind of funny you mentioned that because
over the vacation we were actually trying to figure out
that you can either call them it's the aviation alphabet
or the phonetic the Nato alphabet. I mean, they has
different names, but it's so much better to use dirt
eating words like asses in Spaghettiosh, what's up there, Danielle.

(01:22:07):
So today is picture day at my son's school, and
the little guy and in twelve is not so little
bit and um, usually he does a lot of things
for himself, or most things for himself, but today he
came downstairs. He was so cute and he's like, hey, mom,
what about this shirt? Do you like this shirt? And
I said, well, I think you should add some colors.
So he went upstairs and he changed and put something
else on. Then he brought me his gel and he said, MOK,

(01:22:29):
could you just do my hair? Because I really like
the way you do my hair. I felt so appreciated
and needed today. It was fantastic. So I just want
to thank Preston for giving mommy all the love this
morning and making her feel like, yes, he loves me
and I am still needed as a mama, so they
will always need you. By the way, best hair gel

(01:22:54):
for kids is the Gorilla Snot. It's so good. Oh
my God, got to have it. I'm gonna go to
Amazon right now. It holds it. I'm pretty sure, Sam,
what are you up to? So? I think you, Elvis
and Gandhi will understand this most But as I turned
into the adult version of myself, it turns out I'm
kind of becoming obsessed with art, which one sucks because

(01:23:15):
it's a very expensive thing to become obsessed. But I
don't even know where it came from. You guys, I
don't consider myself a very cultured person outside of like
Broadway and liking music so much. But I find these
artists and I blatch onto them. And Elvis, I sent
you this girl yesterday. Her name's Hannah pul Skin. Yes,
I love that piece. Don't know her, don't understand what

(01:23:36):
I'm looking at. Entirely, but I'm obsessed with it and
now I have to save my life savings to buy
one of these. Yeah, amazing. Look at art as well music,
music as art. You know, you may not be a musician,
you may know nothing about music at all, but you
hear a song that moves you, and you can't always
explain why. It's the same as artwork. You look at
her piece, and I remember I was in a museum

(01:23:58):
watching I was reason through them, like okay, let's hurry
up and go have lunch. And then I saw this
one piece. I sat down in front of it and
stared at it for thirty minutes, and I cried and
looked at it, and I still to this day can't
really explain why or what it was. That's the beauty
of art, Yes, that artists found a nerve in your
in your heart and hit it. And that happened to
me at your house, Elvis, you started this. I remember

(01:24:20):
being a little tipsy and seeing an original Carol LaRouche
in your house. Yes, and I just stared at it
and You're like, what are you doing? And I'm like,
these wolves are speaking to me, but I need them.
You were you got me one you crazy, crazy beauty.
We're on peyote or something. You know what. It's okay,
don't ignore art. Look at it. You'll see things that
stir you. And that's a beautiful thing. Absolutely, we need

(01:24:42):
to get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi and then we'll take a break. And we
do have Froggy's Food News on the way today, a
very special edition. All right, Ganda, you're up. What's going on?
Some interesting in too many people. Long overdue bills could
be coming before Congress soon. First up, Congressional Democrats are
expected to unvail a bill today too expand the Supreme Court.
They want to add four more justices, bringing the total

(01:25:04):
to thirteen, and a bill to create a commission to
study slavery reparations for black Americans is on its way
to the full House for the first time HR forty.
The bill the House Judiciary Committee approved Wednesday, was first
introduced thirty years ago. It would establish a thirteen member
commission to study the lasting effects of slavery and continuing
racial discrimination throughout the nation's history. The panel would submit

(01:25:27):
its findings to Congress and recommend any necessary remedies, including
compensation for Black Americans. Cases of severe cases of severe
blood clots, possibly linked to Johnson and Johnson's COVID vaccine,
remain a concern. There are now eight out of seven
million vaccines given eight people who have suffered the severe
bloodclotting issue. The CDC confirmed this week that it was

(01:25:47):
aware of several cases of people who developed that condition
after getting their single dose shot during clinical trials. Advisers
held an emergency meeting yesterday to decide if vaccinations can continue,
but realize that they do need some more time. This
means the nationwide pause could last another week to ten days.
And finally, last week, the Pentagon confirmed that a laked

(01:26:08):
UFO video that surfaced online was in fact real. So
of course, yeah, the online betting sites now think that
it means aliens are on the way. The odds of
alien contact, he said, no, I said, oh no, okay,
The odds of alien contact this year actually dropped from
two hundred to one before the Pentagon announcement. Now it's
twenty to one, twenty twenty to one. Yeah, they odds

(01:26:31):
of contact this month went from five hundred to one
to fifty to one. So if you're into betting, your
odds are now higher than ever. Everyone is waiting on
these aliens and those are your three things. There you go,
I know I am, There you go. Let's take a break.
We're back after this. God. That's what our shows. In
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be a lot of fun coming up. In this segment,

(01:27:16):
We've got Daniel's u R Danielle Report. Just did it well? No,
but yes, I wasn't finished what I was gonna say.
I'm sorry, Danielle Report Breaking news. Oh yes, yes, yes, okay, sorry, okay.
You guys are really so fast to shop me on Sheldon.
Jill always says the thing you want to let me
finish first, So Daniel's Danielle Report Breaking News that's coming

(01:27:41):
up in a second. Also, we've got sound with Garrett.
We're gonna hop on board the old school time machine
and take a rod or are you laughing, Froggy, Yes,
I just, I just I got a text to my wife.
She said, if you make that sound one more time
when I come home, I'm spending twenty dollars every time
you make it the wow this Do you think it

(01:28:01):
makes you feel good as a spouse? Every time you
avoice your opinion, your your partner goes, there's no no
what it's a man. It's no man, there's no whamulance.
Its ma when she's in a mood and she's just
being crabby, I know, but that's when you perceive her
to be in a mood. What if she's not in

(01:28:23):
a mood, she just really wants to talk to you
about something serious and you don't want to talk about it.
You're man. And she's like, well, what if you're the
crabby one? Right yeah, which is most of the time.
It's a very good point. Gandy's right, what if you're
the crabby one right there and you're like taking it
on her? Man, they need to give me a noise
to make about you. Would the noise be what would
my sonic sound be? What would my logo like? Every time? Okay, yeah,

(01:28:46):
every time you say something whine and we go oh
froggy for me. It wouldn't be a noise, it would
be a word for you, and I can't say it
on the radio. Thank you, thank you? All right, Scary,
We've got breaking news from Danielle and the Danielle Report Desk.
Daniel Reports. It's a little MESSI hold on, yeah, what

(01:29:08):
what breaking news sound? Or? Do you have? You got
something really good for you? And then you would catch
up with what I want to do. All right, Yeah,
you're so much faster than they can he yes, that's justin.
Everybody out your running on my breaking news breaking year.
This came out when Kennedy was president. Sound like that
Todayson about the Bay of Pigs and Cuba. Danielle has

(01:29:34):
breaking news. What are you have well, Janifer Lopez and
Alex Rodriguez, Scary, Can you turn it down loud? Yeah? Okay,
go ahead. Listen to those violins. They're going crazy in
the background. Listen. Here comes a horn section that's wild
wild West. They all showed up like this, entire orchestra.
Should what are we doing today? Are we doing like

(01:29:54):
Christmas music? And with Perry Como? No, We're gonna do
a news sounder for Danielle a Narrow in New York.
I need strings, I need I need brass, I need came.
Listen to that because like, do we have to keep playing?
How long is this breaking news? The orchestra needs to

(01:30:16):
take a break. Oh, keep going, this could be a
long breaking into the story. It's four minutes. Listen to
those violins. Listen is that a harmonica? Oh my god,
they have a harmonica, then xylophone. Jeez, I've never met
this long in the breaking news. I forgot but but

(01:30:39):
listen to French horns are kicking. Oh my god, Broadway.
It's so international sounding. Now I'm like, this is like
the meat it's for dinner. Sr turn it on, just
turn off. That is the most intense breaking news music

(01:31:00):
I've ever heard. Daniel I'm sure. Did you have something
to say? Dude? I did. It's a Today's Show exclusive, actually,
they told the Today's Show. J Low and a Rod
officially announced that they are breaking up. They said in
a joint statement they are better as friends and will
continue to support each other in their shared ventures. So yeah,
there you go, as you just learned on the Danielle Report,

(01:31:26):
Breaking News, Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez have called it quits. Yes, officially,
he made that mass. Well, I hate to hear that.
I need to hear that about anyone. You don't want
anyone to go through the feelings they're going through now.

(01:31:47):
And I you know what, their kids are so close
that I know they'll probably do the best for them
and make sure that they still stay close, you know.
So it's it's you know, it's sad when these things happen. Yeah, no,
I mean celebrities. We were thinking, well, they're celebrities, you know,
other people, and they're going of course they're people. Yeah,

(01:32:08):
can we start speculating which one cheated? Who did it? No,
I don't want I'm gonna go Come on, guys, I
would go with a rod Well that one. That's how
the rumors started, The right started that he was Yeah,
but she denied it. But who knows. No, she doesn't
seemed like the cheating type to me. We don't know

(01:32:29):
if it was. We don't know what it was. Maybe
they just didn't like each other. We don't know. It's
not gonna matter because we have a relationship with Jelo
and we love her and she was my choreographer in
high school and so no matter what she does, she's amazing,
and he's the one that they're bolts. You know me,
you know, being a Yankee fan, a lot of us
have a hard time with the a rod. Let's just

(01:32:50):
move on from there. I love how you you're reducing
the relationship to what you think about that Jennifer. We
all do. Jennifer is a goddess. She can do no
long She was my choreographer in Skull and he, you know,
not a good sportsman. Like time. I'm glad they broke up.
I love it. I'm like, I bet he didn't flush

(01:33:11):
the toilet. That's gotta be it. He's a poop leaver. Well,
I have a friend who broke up with somebody because
they put ketchup on eggs. She said, I couldn't do it.
He put ketchup on eggs. I broke it off. I'm
okay with your ketchup on the eggs. But if you're
a poop leaver, no, you're immediate cause for a break up.
Dear God, all right, thank you for that breaking news.
We love you. Jo all will be fine. It took

(01:33:34):
it all out of me. Let's get into sound with Garrett. Yes, Garrett,
I hope you don't have breaking news the orchestras on break.
Imagine if you had to listen to the whole breaking
news sound before you did the breaking news. They're like
breaking news and then four minutes of that. No, I
have no Jlo a Rod news to tell you. Let's
start with the Fast and Furious nine trailer that dropped yesterday.
Everyone's talking about it. Danielle did a story on it too.

(01:33:55):
I watched it. I was ready to go buy out
a movie theater with all my friends just so we
can go see it when it comes out. Man, we
got cars flying in there, Quisy. Jacob is Dom's brother.
There's a long time do little brother. You always say

(01:34:19):
never turned your back on family, but you turned your
back on me. Oh my god, love it. Yep. Jacob
is John Cena. So John Cena is is Dom's brother
of Vin Diesel's brother. So a little brother. Yeah, they fight,
but there's flying cars. They fight over that role. Now
you playing the older brother fighting flying cars. So I

(01:34:42):
don't know about it, but I'm still gonna see it. Um,
all right, let's talk about this video. A little girl.
I'm sorry, there's a fight breaking out. My kids, kids,
daddy's gotta work, so you put food on your table.
Shut off, all right, let us solve the fight. They
f I think about an iPad. So it's it's it's

(01:35:03):
a battle over who has the iPad? Right now? It's
it's a it's a battle over who's watching power players
versus versus some nursery rhyme show. Whose fault is it?
I mean, who should have the iPad? Fairly, Daddy should
I should? Okay, Daddy go get the it's daddy's fault.
Daddy needs to buy another one now that he has
two children. I'll never get those diet and those nights

(01:35:24):
when I was a little bit baby boy. And I
do remember the words coming from my mother's mouth. You know,
little Elvis, you make me drink and cry. Oh my
mom told me she never cursed till I came along.
All right, back to Sarry, all right. There, Here we
go this girl recovering from a tonsilectomy, and mom decides

(01:35:44):
to record her and she thinks water is tequila. It's
not tequila. Maybe I should ask a lot more questions.
Do you have a boyfriend? Oh? I don't have Why

(01:36:07):
do people record people who are under But it's so funny.
So Gandhi showed us this video yesterday in our zoom room,
and I want to share with you guys too. A
little girl angry at her sister for using her her
iPad charger. Thanks a lot, you idiot, Thanks a lot, Rachel,
thanks a lot. Thanks to you. My charge is not

(01:36:29):
charging on my iPad because it's got used to your
iPad instead of mine. It's not charging my iPad and
it's all the fault. I hope you're happy because I've
told Mom accident is so cute, because I've told Mom
pad doesn't recognize the charger. We all know the song

(01:36:53):
Silk Sonic with Bruno Mars Anderson Peck the Door Open
sounds like this, I'll believe. So Shane Mooney from Dan
and Shay decided to do a version of his own
in the bathroom. Here we go, I play the games,

(01:37:16):
So if you childs, would it like to be able
to sing that song? We want people singing in the bathroom,
though belt I never thought of it that way. I

(01:37:41):
want to do bathroom idol with everybody on the show
and see how well we could sing in the bathroom.
We're always better in the bathroom. Keep moving sorry, keep
moving right, No, that's it. Go pray for me. I
have to go be the judge now between a five
year old and a three year old. So all right,
Well that's how it is between nayate and scary here
every day. Come on yelling at me. That is right.

(01:38:04):
We take a break. We've got food news and we're
gonna hop on the or in the old school time
machine coming up after this in the morning show right now, Yeah,
food news. I look forward to Thursday every single week

(01:38:26):
because of this. Froggy, you're up. What do you have? Well,
when you think of Kraft singles, for most of us,
we think stove tops are melting, crispy buttery slices of
bread and cheese, and there's just something about that aroma
when you're making a grilled cheese. Craft knows how much
we love it. And they are now making grilled cheese

(01:38:49):
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packets of grilled cheese scented incense. What I need? Wow,

(01:39:13):
yes you do. White Claws launching three new flavors just
in time for summer. I know how much everybody loves
White Claw and now they have announced it three new
hard Seltzer flavors Strawberry, Pineapple, and BlackBerry. They'll join the
existing flavor lineup sold in variety four packs along with
white claws best selling mango fla may How have I

(01:39:35):
gone this long without ever having a White Claws one? No, really,
I have not either. I don't know. It's not for me.
I don't think anyway. I guess you whatever. All I
know this is big news and I want you people

(01:39:56):
to know that this is exciting. Costco is slowly bringing
back food courts, indoor seating and hold onto your seats samples.
The samples are back at Costco CEO chief excuse me
if we see fo Richard Galanti talked about it in
an interview. He says that they're pleased to welcome people back.

(01:40:19):
Seating at Costco food courts will be permitted for members
and the beloved samples. A plexiglass barrier is being installed
at sample stations and The first items to return will
be breakfast sandwiches, noodle dishes, and of course the famous
Costco meatballs. Where's can we go the countdail. This is

(01:40:40):
the part The best chain restaurants you find in food
courts across America coming in and number six Nate's favorite
Orange Julius, Number five one scary called out pandas Oh yeah.

(01:41:03):
Number four Pizza that we all love tomorrow is our
number four favorite. Okay, okay, Well, Cinnabon coming in at
number three, Number two Chick fil A, Yes, okay. And
the number one chain restaurant you find a small food
courts across America is Anti Ann's Pretzel. I love the nuggets,

(01:41:31):
the pretzel nuggets with the sugar so good. There you go,
there's your food news. Get froggy food news time you're
ready ready? Yeah? Is this pink pink? Don't let me

(01:41:59):
get me. It's our old school time issue. That was
a great travel wasn't it. Let's take a break. We're
back after this show. Is Elvis Durrand in the morning show.
Right now at Wendy's has never been easier to secure
the bag, the biggie bag. You get a bacon double stack,

(01:42:21):
four piece crispy or Spicy nuggets, fries, and a drink
all for just five dollars. That's a bag with real value,
price and participation. Me Verry at us WINN show, You're
not much. We love Triller. Will they have something really
special going on Saturday, April seventeenth, which is this Saturday.
In two days, Triller presents their most packed fight card yet,

(01:42:44):
hosted by Emmy winner Mario Lopez, who I ran into
in Santa Fe as he was filming a Hallmark movie.
Did I tell you that? Did I tell you about that? No?
I feel like I vaguely remember you saying it. Yeah,
but I don't remember the Hallmark movie. I don't think
he remembered me. I don't think he evennew who I was,
but I ran up to him anyway. So Mario Lopez
is going to be hosting the Triller Fight Card Saturday night.

(01:43:07):
This is the soundtrack for the night, featuring Justin Bieber,
The Black Keys, Do Jacquet, Soweedie, Diplo, Major Laser, Major Laser,
Ruther uh Snoop Dogg, ice Cube, Too Short E forty.
It's gonna be oh wow, I know the show. The
music Alans why you need to go. You can tune
in on pay per view through your TV provider or

(01:43:29):
pay per view streaming at Triller fightclub dot com again
at Saturday, nine pm Eastern. Go to Triller fight Club
dot com for more information. That's gonna be quite a show.
And then while there's a show going on, there's a fight.
So happens pretty cool. Hey, Tomorrow on the show, we
have so le Soleilay, thank you, scary. What are you eating? Oh?

(01:43:50):
I'm eating some cereal from Scottie B's serial library. So
Leigh Moonfry is gonna be on with us tomorrow. Not
only will we be talking to her about her reboot
of Punky Brewster on Peacock, but this documentary that everyone's
talking about called kid ninety where she is hanging out
with all the kids we used to watch on TV
years and years and years ago, and she always had
her camera rolling, so now she plays footage. She talks

(01:44:12):
to them. They talk about what it was like, uh
sexual experiences they had as kids, Uh, you know, losing
your virginity to what's his name? Oh, what's his name?
All that and more so. So Lei moon Fry will
be on our show tomorrow what what memory she brings
back for you guys, right, Danielle, Oh my gosh, yes,
I grew up watching Punky Booster. I was telling you

(01:44:33):
that it's going to be so weird actually seeing her,
not as the little child Punky Brewster, actually seeing her
and talking to her as an adult, Like, it's just
so strange for me, you know, so weird. Well, you know,
she has been working, and if you're a child star
in Hollywood, typically that's all you do and then you're done.
She's been working. She's been working a lot. She's done

(01:44:56):
a lot of voice stuff too, a lot on some
of the cartoons I've watched. I know she did something
on the Backyard Agains back in the day, Louder and Prouder.
She's doing the Proud Family. People know the Proud Family cartoons.
It's crazy. It is pretty amazing. Things kept She's kept working,
and that's unheard of sometimes when you're a child actor
in Hollywood. So anyway, this documentary Kid ninety unearths a

(01:45:22):
lot of things for some of these fellow kid actors
that she used to work with. So anyway, check it out.
We'll talk to her tomorrow on the show. What time
is she on tomorrow. I think right around eight o'clock
Elvis eight East Coast time. If you're listening live, there
is that? What else is on our list? I feel
like I'm doing the school announce It's Friday. It'll be
Friday tomorrow. That's exciting. That is exciting. Today is Friday, Junior,

(01:45:44):
it is It's Friday eve. This is true. Okay. So
I don't know if you've watched our fifteen Minute Morning
Show podcast on video yesterday on demand. You can always
catch it on our socials Elvis Duran's show on Instagram
and Twitter, in a Facebook or wherever we are. I
don't know where are we. And yesterday we actually continued
our family feud feud. It got nasty. I got just

(01:46:09):
this family feud game is hitting a nerve with us.
I don't think we should be allowed to play this
every game. I think we should play every day. We
have some fun today, Show and Tell. Wait till you
see what I drag in today. So make sure you
catch the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. You can listen
to it wherever you get your podcasts, and of course
you can watch it. Yeah, it's Show and Tell you.

(01:46:30):
I think you should watch it today really, you know, Yeah,
I'm just gonna tell you, give you a hint. My
show and tell item today smells like smoke. Oh okay,
is it my longs, Elvis? Yes, it smells like smoke.
It's Dandie's lungs. Any other class announcements we need to

(01:46:50):
make to uh inform the troops anyone? Yeah? Yeah, it
seems like it seems like Nate, our senior executive producer,
would have something to add mention to the people listening
right now that they'll be able to listen to us
a little bit more at this time starting on Monday. Yeah,
it's gonna be at you know what. We mentioned the
changes yesterday and we got some feedback. Here's what we're

(01:47:13):
gonna do. We're just gonna do it and we'll see
how you like it. And you know, no matter what
time you start listening, maybe you just you just merge
into our traffic at this time every morning, we're on
for three hours before this fabulous or word winning hours.
Have you missed it all? You can always listen to
us on demand wherever you get your podcast, including the
iHeart Radio app. Do a search for Elvis drand Morning
Show on demand. What are you eating straight name? It

(01:47:35):
looks good eating Crave cereal from the Cereal vault. This
one's a little bit older. Yeah, I was gonna say
that's probably really old. It's still tasty. Okay, all right,
all right for our class announcements, going once, Yeah, going twice.
I think we're done. Let's get into the three things
you need to know from Gandhi. Gandhi, what's going on
right now? All right? The former officer responsible for Dante

(01:47:56):
Wright's killing will make her first court appearance today. She
was arrested yesterday and released on bond hours later. She
faces up to ten years in prison if convicted of manslaughter.
Kim Potter resigned Tuesday, two days after shooting the twenty
year old during the traffic stop. Another overnight curfew in
Minnesota did end this morning. Police arrested twenty four people,
though after a fourth night of protest over the death

(01:48:18):
of Dante Wright, hundreds again gathered in front of the
Brooklyn Center police station, with some setting off fireworks and
even throwing objects at officers. Cases of severe blood clots,
possibly linked to Johnson and Johnson's COVID vaccine, do remain
a concern. That number has grown from six people to
eight people. But keep something in mind. It is terrible,
of course for the people who have had to deal
with it, but it's eight people now out of seven million.

(01:48:40):
That percentage is point zero zero zero zero one. The
CDC confirmed that this week. The CDC confirmed this week
that in clinical trials they were aware that this could
possibly happen. Advisors held an emergency meeting yesterday to decide
if vaccinations can continue, but they decided that they do
need some more time. And this means the nationwide pause

(01:49:01):
could last another week too, possibly ten days. And finally,
what do you guys think of this one? The Associated
Press Style Guide tweeted out that the term mistress shouldn't
be used anymore because there is no male equivalents, right,
No more mistress, they say, instead, newspapers should say quote companion,
friend or lover. I think we can come up with

(01:49:24):
an equivalent to mistress if we think about it enough,
we can do that way. Isn't mistress like if you're cheating,
that's your mistress. So you're not gonna say companion because
companion's a nice way of saying it. Jackass might be
a good way to say it. There you go Danielle Nozzle,
I got that's a good one. Nozzle would be good?
Yeah about like a histress, a mistress and a history. Yeah,

(01:49:45):
why not? They're saying. The reasoning is because there is
not a male equivalent. Yes, okay, why histress? I think
would be good. We can come up with this, all right,
but for now they want that word to be done.
And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandia. Let's
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