The Day We Got Jail Tips

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Portions of this program are prerecording. Hello, Hello, good morning,
good morning. Oh my god, I can't believe I actually
got through you guys. Have no idea how much it seems. Basically,
I got listen to you guys every day for multiple
hours a day. Dad. Find a Barbie shoe in your
underwear one time? No, no, they found it when they
gave me a colonic Oh sorry, I get Oh, thank

(00:27):
you for like you guys are awesome. I love you guys.
Thank you. We keep getting better with age, the best
morning show ever. Welcome to the show and the Morning
showy Morning Show. Oh look at that. We survived another

(00:47):
weekend and here we are gathering together once again to
create radio history. That's all I got. And welcome today.
It is okay, bye, It's Monday, August twenty fifth, is
it right? Four fourth? Oh? You know me, always ahead

(01:08):
of myself. Good morning, Danielle, Good morning by their Froggy,
Good morning, Hello, Scary, good morning, Hello, Gandhi. Hello, there's
producer Sam and there he is straightening. Oh well, dear, hey,
do you have some new Anthony romos for me? Stop? Sure,
do hit it if the computer would work. The good

(01:37):
ones they just photo shop the bed, put him in
my wilet, in my pocket. If I need him, then
I got him. Life don't work like that. Sometimes I
feel like coming like he's on a track. Even when
my feet are up. My mind is running fast when
I'm home on getting peas, and when I'm gonna kind
of hate it because my life looks like that sunsets
in open water, skies full of technic, all the beauty

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right in front of up. There's so much to discover
if you stop breathing for the money, stop giving a
minute in your honey, stop only just be guns little
be almost stars, and stop see what comes in the
ball get stop kind of crazy with you know this?

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Stop like you said, the signs little me home stover,
stopped off. Soon it will be almost stover. It's like
I'm looking through the window of the train, but my
vision bloody. So it all just got to sign. All

(02:42):
the people in the places, all the voices in the faces,
they all just stood right back, long talk, some cups
of coffee, waking up and saying sorry love his wife
fronting up. We can finally see to stop breathing in
full the mom giving any money, Just speak us lit

(03:06):
be homele stars, see what comes in the focus. Stop
geta cusy with your mom like you said to sisill
be home Star Wars stopped off the star. When you

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love somebody, when the moment hits, when the music plain
and it goes like this, when you love somebody, when
the moments, when the music plays, and it goes like
this Lizard to the music was played playing. Stop there

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you go that stop Anthony Romo's great suggestion. I love
that song. So that's the request that Gandhi made. Rolling
in today now, Danielle wanted to hear some new Charlie Pooth,
which we heard over the weekend. There's a lot of
great music out. This is awesome, all right, Charlie Pooth. Next,
we'll find him. We'll find him somewhere back here. Hey,
you think you have a job, Let's talk to Kayley.
Not only is she a park ranger, but she's a

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park ranger for the Statue of Liberty. That's a beautiful
park over there. Congratulations, Kayley. I am. It is the
absolute best job in the world. And I am. It's
my first season as a National park ranger with the
National Park Service. Almost thought it wasn't going to happen.
With everything going on, but I prayed. Thankfully it is
happening and I'm having the time of my absolute life.

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Oh good for you. Hey, So, Kayley, is the Statue
of Liberty Park open? Can people visit yet? Or is
it still closed? It is absolutely still open. Come on
by and say hello. I will be there and yeah,
have a great time. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful boat
ride over and then you know, you get Hey, by
the way, let me just dispel all rumors. If you

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are walking underneath the Statue of Liberty you cannot look
up her robe. You can't. No, you cannot. No, there's
nothing to see there nothing. Well, congratulations, So how long
have you been doing this, Kayley? I was an intern
last year, so this is my first official season. That's
so awesome. I love it when we meet people with

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cool jobs. Yea, I have to say to you, guys,
I am a I am a close secord. Oh no, no,
I'm sorry. No, we must bow out and let you
be the ratings supreme of all cool careers. Hey, well, Kaylee, look,
you are the first caller of the day, so add
that to your love. We're sending you as my Friday.

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I'm sorry to cut you off. It is my Friday,
and this is absolute. I'm probably bete, but you know what, Yeah, perfect,
We okay, we're gonna send you some Elvis d in
morning show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. Get on in and
get to work, and I hope you have a beautiful day.
It's gonna be a nice day to day, really sucky
tomorrow and then as far as New York goes, and

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then a beautiful weather after that. So thank you, Kaylee.
It's an honor meeting you. Oh, I know you trust
you guys are absolutely parapatic, and I hope you guys
all have a day and a great week. Oh me too. Well,
you know what, you started it off on the right foot.
So hold on one second. There you go, Kayley, a
park ranger to stach your liberty. I love that. Cool,

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cool jobs, cool people. Right, Hey, let's get rolling into
your horoscopes. Producer Sam is here? How was your weeking,
producer Sam is good? I'm pretty sure that I'm still
in it. But I also showed up to work today,
so I think I get points for that. Yeah. Good
for years. Yeah, we were talking. I don't know about
you guys. If we're on the same timeline, but Froggy

(07:36):
and I both believe this weekend it's as if it
never happened. It's just like Rome and gone. Yeah about
this timeline, I don't know. Man, way way too fast,
all right? What do you have with horoscopes? Who are
you doing this? If you celebrate today, you are celebrating
with Rupert Grint and Dave Chappelle. If you celebrated yesterday,

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you were celebrating with stam Lady Capricorn, a fresh start
is on a horizon. A new journey may lie ahead
of you, so be happy for all it could bring.
Your days of ten Aquarius. A new development on a
project could work out in your advantage, so tread carefully
your days of seven Pisces. Hold your head high, but
remember to always treat others how you would want to

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be treated. Your day isn't eight aris. Do not care
what people think. Believe in yourself and stick with whatever
path you're currently going down. Your days of seven Taurus,
giving some form of acknowledgement to someone who has helped
you will aid in your journey of self reflection. Your
day is an eight oh Gemini. Pay attention to the
fine print your keen eye will protect you your days

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of nine cancer. Lighten your load and allow those around
you to help lift you up and raise you to
new heights. Your day is a nine oh Leo. A
calm before the storm is a Bruin. Be sure to
batten down the hatches and prepare yourself for anything. Wow
your days of seven Virgo, I know it's intense, Virgo.
Focus your energies into a hobby or project that truly

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inspires you. Your day is an eight Libra. Don't allow
yourself to be taken advantage of. Keep a kenaie out
for those that may be doing it right under your nose.
Your days and nine Scorpio. Give someone close to you
the benefit of the doubt and hear them out on
their side of things before forming your opinion. Your day
is nine and Sagittarius. Do not reveal your cards until
you're absolutely sure you have a winning hand. Your day

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is an eight and those are your Monday morning horoscopes. Excellent,
Thank you, Sam. Let's get into the three things you
need to know. You know where you wake up on
Monday morning, You're like, gosh, wouldn't be great to go
into work? Everyone at a great weekend, no horrible news report,
but then you wake up to a story like this
when we're seeing coming out of Kenosha, Wisconsin today, that video.
I don't know if you've seen it. Yeah, it's so, so,

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so disturbing. We'll start there and your other three things
we need to know, CONDI, what's going on? All right,
It's been a dark night, as you said, Protests have
been ongoing in Kenosha, Wisconsin after the police shooting of
a black man. His name is Jacob Blake and he
was shot and seriously injured after police responded to a
domestic incident. Surface showing an officer walking behind him calmly
pulling on the back of his shirt and then shooting

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him multiple times at close range as people watched. Demonstrations
turned violent at times Sunday night, with protesters throwing objects
at officers and setting fires around the city. President Trump
announced yesterday that the FDA is giving emergency approval to
the use of convalescent plasma to plasma to treat the coronavirus.
That's the treatment using plasma from the blood patient from

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the blood of patients to have recovered from COVID nineteen.
It'll treat people who are currently ill. President Trump called
it historic and said it will save countless lives. And finally,
NASA officials say an asteroid is headed toward Earth, not
shocking in twenty twenty. It's only about six and a
half feet in diameter, has less than a half percent
chance of actually colliding with our planet, but it is

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on the way, expected to pass very close by November second,
according to the Center for Near Earth Object Studies. And
those are your three things. So what so now an
asteroid is on the way to kill us? Is that
the new one? Yea. So they say it's a tiny
one and it probably is not going to hit us,

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but it's going to be really close, and it's right
around election time. It is a crazy year, it okay.
So I was hanging out with a friend over the
weekend and we were back in the backyard and she's
what she said, Oh my god, kill that. I'm saying,
what it's a It's like a little innocent looking moth
or fly or whatever. It's really pretty. Don't kill that.

(11:28):
What are you doing? And it got away. She said,
you're supposed to kill those and then take them to authorities.
Those things are going to eat up our entire country.
They eat everything in sight. So what is It's like
a Japanese tete fly or something. I don't know. I'll
get the name of it. Don't quote me on that
on that name. Yeah, but why what do you mean?
So now they're sending moths to us to kill us.
Here comes an asteroid. It's like she says, yes, this

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fly whatever, it'll it'll eat a car. It'll start with
the tires and eat the whole thing. Do you guys
know what it's like the Japanese something fly or that's
just something I don't know. Huh? What do you have?
Japanese beetles? But those don't seem like something that you
are talking about. And then we watched a fight between

(12:14):
a spider and a wasp yesterday. Oh god, the wasp.
The wasp was carrying the spider up the side of
my house to eat it. And then the spider fell
and try to crawl away, and the wasp attacked again.
I'm like, I can't handle this vicious violence on my
on my house. Yeah, they're saying it's a spot a
lantern fly. You're saying she said kill it. I mean,

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I'm not gonna kill it. What are you talking about
She said you better kill it. It'll kill you. I'm like,
oh god, that's crazy. It's it's a dangerous world out there. People.
Are you ready? Are you armed and ready for Monday?
Let's have them Monday, Come on, here we go. I
just think this whole thing is crapped. This show fall

(13:00):
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This spotted lantern fly is a thing. If you I'm
not kidding. They're beautiful. Actually, if you see one, you're
supposed you're supposed to smash it and kill it. Oh
my god, take it and then take it immediately to
the authorities. That's so crazy. This this lantern fly has
its own number. You call one, triple eight four bad fly.

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They're saying they eat trees, they eat grape crops, they
eat everything. And by the way, I was I was
kidding when I said they kill people. I did not.
Please don't don't be a roll. People think you were
not kidding about that. Yeah, oh this you shouldn't tell people.
They're gonna dive from the from the attack of the

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spotted lantern fly. I know that they're they're beautiful. But
when this friend of mine, she's like, kill it and
it got away. She's a god, that was your chance.
You could have killed it. I'm like, what is it?
I don't know, So you have to kill it. You
can't like catch it in a jar and then take
it to the authorities and hope for the best. They
want they want you to kill it. Oh, I'm sorry,

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but I feel like if you walked into a police station,
they would look at you, like, what are you bringing me.
I don't think it's I don't think it is the police.
They're saying, there's some authorities on there's a like a
fly fly authorities somewhere. Yeah, I'll look into this a
little more. They're a thing though. They will eat everything

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in your yard. So I mean they will eat your
your yard like a salad. Yes, scary. You should look
out for these spotted lantern Oh yeah, they're coming from
me in Jersey City. I just don't want to know.
I want to know how how did they even get here?
If they're not from this part of the world. Did
somebody like did I want to know that the journey
of this spotted landed fly. Did it get in someone's
suitcase and they bring it over and then they just

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up getting released? I don't know what. You know, we
we ship a lot of things from country to country
around the world every day. It could be that it
could I don't know. Hey, Nate, Yeah, can the spotted
lantern fly fly all the way from Asia to America?
I don't believe it can over. I mean, I'm no entomologists,
but these little wings would get tired. Yeah, but you know,

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we have those those huge ships that rolled into port
all the time. I'm assuming maybe that I don't know what.
It just is so above us, you know. Yeah. Um,
let's get into our feel goods with producer Sam who
celebrated her birthday or the weekend. Now she's in her thirties.
Do you feel different? Is it? Is it the same?
I feel more mature, but that's a mental thing. Otherwise, Yeah,

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you're the same. All right, let's get into the feel
goods music. There it is, it's all there, we go,
thank you all right. So a lot of people sent
me the story over the weekend. I think it's a
lovely example of something we can all be doing to
some extent. So Willie Fairley is the owner of Willie
Ray's Q Shack in Iowa and that area. If you
guys don't know, it's seriously affected right now. Devastating storms

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tour through last week and so many homes were destroyed
and just so many more are just left without power.
So I think we all know it's not Willie's responsibility
to take care of his community. However, he is decided
to help them out just because he has the ability.
For the past several days, he's been providing about four
hundred hot meals daily free of charge to all of

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his struggling community members, and not cheap meals like the
good barbecue stuff, the stuff on his menu he is
grilling up and giving to anybody in need right now.
He said, it's simply to cut right, he said, just
it's simple. If he had nothing, he would want a
neighbor with the ability to help out as well. He
was offered fifteen catering jobs in this time, and he
declined all of them because he says money will come,

(17:08):
but people are in need right now. So Willie, you
are an example of the best kind of community member
that nobody deserves but everybody needs. So if you have
the ability to help somebody out, do whenever you can
to your scale, and if you have a story that
deserves to be featured, email me Sam at elvistrand dot com,
subject line feel goods excellent, Sam, Thank you, Hey, Danielle, Yes,

(17:31):
your first report of the day. On the way, Well,
hold on, Sam, what are you having for dinner? Bertnoll? Leftovers?
All crap, probably cake? Oh excellent? Yeah, all right now Danielle,
what do you have coming up? All right? Somebody bought
a storage box and you're never gonna believe what they
found inside. Dead body? Was it those flies? It was

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not those flies? A perfect all right, that and we're
on the way. We'll be back after this Historian in
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audible dot com slash Elvis. This is Elvis Durant in
the Morning Show. Wow. I don't know about you, but
that was a weekend of fine dining but NonStop. It's like, oh,
I don't know, it's like, oh and so uh This
Morning Scary and Straighten eight received a special delivery this

(19:27):
famous chocolate milk right yeah from help Me Out Burn
Dairy in the Syracuse area. Our a listener Aerial sent
us a case of chocolate milk, and it is. It
says it's world famous according to this letter, and my
taste buds tell you it is very should be excellent.
It's excellent, well so scary, scary down to a bottle

(19:51):
of it. And it looked good and you said it
had a nice creamy texture. Obviously it's what chocolate milk
should be. But then you read, you read what you
just drank. Oh, it's scary, scary, flipped out. I couldn't believe.
How about sugars in there? There are forty let's see,
forty three grams of sugar and one serving, which is one.

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That's like, that's like a pound of sugar, and that's one.
And that was fat. Oh boy, of your daily sat
fat with eight grams of that and twelve grams of
total fatty. Scary. As he was drinking it, it was
already dripping out his nipples, I tell you what, though,

(20:33):
it's worth it. Oh my God loves no ordinary chocolate milk.
You do the gulp, you do the swallow, and then
after the swallow, all of a a sudden essence of cream.
It's an after taste. It's like butter. It's like butter, right, Yeah,
it's a buttery. Yeah, I mean Froggy and I we
were both which we were there. I love chocolate milk.

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Danielle Gandhi, are you totally? I am laughing so hard
at Scary grabbing his boob and being like, it's all
right here, it's already coming up with boo, what FuG
We need? We need body stretching machines. Like I'm convinced
that if I was like two inches taller, I would
be slimmer. I know I've put weight on during the COVID. However,

(21:14):
the other day I stood up really tall and like
stretching my shoulders, and I'm like, wait a second, I
just got thinner when I do that, if I walked
around this way. We need body stretching machines, and we
need to go to sleep at night, find a way
to put it on. I would sleep on the body
stretching machine every night and it would stretch me like
a quarter of an inch, and then I would be
slimmer the next day. Your body fitting food into your body,

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It's like you find a new closet in your house,
You're gonna fill it up. You're gonna fill it right
up anyway. But yeah, you can't be stretched armstrong, Honey,
you're gonna go for a jog anyway. But yeah, it's
like we're watching them drink this milk and you could
just see the delight of their faces and then Scary
looked at the labe. Oh my god. Yeah, because I yeah,

(21:56):
I thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm like, this could be my
new favorite chocolate milk that I could drink every single day.
People are texting in they love their Burn dairy. So
if it's it's it's b y r n A. If
you get a chance to drink some Burn chocolate milk,
drink it and watch how fast it comes right out
of your nipple. Connected. I love that. Hey, so, uh gosh,

(22:19):
we're watching those two storms. I think one is weakening
and one is strengthening. Right frog, what's the one south
of Cuba. Laura is starting to strength, and Marco, which
is the one that's supposed to make landfall later today
around the Texas Louisiana area, is losing strength. But today,
twenty eight years ago is the anniversary that the devastating

(22:42):
Hurricane Andrew hit South Florida, Category five storm hit South
florias a twenty eight years ago, So we are in
the heart of hurricane season today in South Florida. They'll
get some gusty wins and rain bands off of Flora.
But it looks like it's going to be a bad
storm for the Louisiana on Wednesday. Could make landfalls a
category two in that area. So definitely something to keep

(23:04):
an eye on. Wow. Uh, twenty eight years ago Hurricane Andrews. God,
that was no joke at all. Life changing storm in
South Florida. Yeah, let's see. Oh, prison gets a new
uh gets a new inhabitant today, isn't uh what's her
name going to jail today? Laura? Oh yeah, Laura, Laurie Laughlin. Yeah,

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two months she goes away. Wait hold on, let me see,
hold on, let me pull up. Now she's going into
the store. I think she's reporting today if I'm not mistaken.
Um uh yes, two months in prison for part and
obviously her scandal. Uh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. No,

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November nineteenth, they're surrendering to the Bureau of Prisons on
November nineteenth. Oh wow, can you imagine? What do you do?
Between now and November nineteenth. If you know November nineteenth,
I've got to go to prison. You got to study
up on how to first of all, survive prison. Yeah,
talked about this on our show before, Like what do
you need to know? Like what what do you need
to be armed with other than you know, a gun

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to survive your stay in prison. She's only gonna be
there for two months, but two months is a long time, yea.
So if you've been to prison, I want to hear
from you. Texas now at fifty five one hundred. So
I remember one guy called us once. He said, it's
very important you always pee sitting down, really God, And
you would never know that. You would never know that

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unless somebody told you that I would go into prison.
I'd just go he's standing up, and then I'd have
something happening. You learn the hard way. Yeah, literally, you
would learn the on You figure it out real quick.
It only takes one time anyway, So Chips for Laurie,
if you could help us out Texas at prison. You

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think she'll serve the two months so they'll say, oh,
it's so crowded in here, we're gonna let them out
after two weeks I don't know. Oh, she's getting out
in two weeks. Yeah, they'll like coavirus or something else
and she'll be out. Yeah. You know what's kind of funny.
We're talking about Burned Dairy up in Syracuse and there's incredible,
world famous chocolate milk they put out. I'm watching the
text messages out of the corner of my eye. It's

(25:12):
almost like almost every cool town in America has a
great dairy that has fabulous chocolate milk. So, you know,
if you can, if you can buy local, do it,
do that. If you're gonna get some fat in there,
do it local fat. Yeah. So speaking of local, you know,
they say it's great, especially especially if you have bad
allergy problems to eat honey that is from the honey

(25:35):
bees in your area, right, It gets that pollen from
your area in your body and you. So we decided
over the weekend, we've decided to become beekeepers. That's our
next project. We're so excited about bees. It's gonna be amazing.
It started with chickens, and I was told, no, chickens
are nasty and disgusting, do not raise chickens. So we

(25:57):
landed on bees. Anyone in you want some honey, I
follow in. I yesterday was watching a bunch of different
beekeeping videos and you know, we talked about how, oh,
you're gonna get stung, but they learned you. This woman
went in with no gloves, nothing and just scooped out
a whole god like little dumpster of bees by herself

(26:18):
with her hands. So they'll get to know you and
this will be awesome for you. And Danielle right, our
friend doctor Oz, he does his own honey. Oh yeah,
he brings in. It's absolutely delicious. So if you make it,
I definitely want some. So that's so I'm just putting
in for that. Well, I won't be the bees will
be doing all the work. Although my mom was a
bit over the weekend. By she's swelled up like crazy,

(26:39):
so you know that you can that could happen too.
So she was bit or stung, which one sung. Yeah,
she she's never been. So apparently you can be stung
like a couple of times in the past and never
be allergic, and then all of a sudden you're allergic.
Because this was like the fifth times she got stung
and now she's allergic. That's how it works. We got

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Brandon the line three, he's got prison advice. I love
there we go from talking about be keeping to prison advice. Brandon, Yes, sir,
you were in prison. Can you give us some advice? Yeah? Hello, um,
first and foremost, Hello, lady, I am so lady. Fall
you guys. Um, yeah, I mean my best my best

(27:24):
advice would be to just keep your head down, to
your time and keep moving. The reality is, you know,
you make mistakes, some some worse than others. Um, you know,
so if you if you've done that, you gotta do
your time, pay back at that society, you know, getting
involved with clicks and uh, you know, it's just it's

(27:46):
not worth the time and what have you. So you
keep your head down and keep it moving. I mean,
it's just right. Just keep moving. Don't become a Yeah,
don't get into the gossip, don't don't like, don't get
into like drama. No drama exactly exactly I was. I've
been in I've been in eight different times, which is crazy.
I had an unfortunately, I suffered from the disease of

(28:08):
a fiction for a long great time. And so you know,
I've been sober now a little over eight years. And
so when I was using in and out and uh,
you know it's crazy. I mean it, you know, when
I look back on in hindsight, I got involved with
dumb stuff and in the gossip like you said, and
it was just it made it a bad situation. But

(28:28):
it's uh kind of keeping my head down. It worked out.
And you have the movie do your thing, Stay out
of other people's way, stay in your own lane. Uh. Well,
did you ever feel like your life was threatened? Did
you ever feel a little a little scared nervous there there?
My first time going in, I certainly had no idea
what's movies and the TV shows? And I was I'm,

(28:51):
you know, not a very big guy, so I really
had to you know, stay to myself, but at the
same time trying to learn the ways and the you know,
figure out how to you know, adapt to the situation. Um.
It was definitely scary at times, but never to the
point where I felt you know, helpless and didn't have

(29:12):
the ability to you know, hold my ground if you will.
But uh, okay, like I said, it's you know, it
can be scary. It's certainly nerve racking nuts for sure.
All Right, we'll look Brandon, stay clean and congratulations on
being sober and uh and thanks for calling, thanks for
listening to us, Hey, thanks for having me, And hello lady.

(29:34):
You know a lot of people are texting in what
does this mean? Stay out of the boom boom room
and stay away from inmates that have plastic gloves latex gloves, Yeah,
don't see. Uh, mind your own business, don't go asking
too many questions, don't accept any gift, Stay away from phones,
TV and card games, stay busy, mind your bushes. Well

(29:59):
is that a misprint or if not, it's a great line.
Mind your own bushes. Finally, Troy on twenty four He
died three years troyes, be prepared to defend yourself. That
would scare the crap out of me, Troy, I can't
even defend myself in my own home. How how am
I going to do that in prison? Uh? Yeah, So

(30:22):
how do you defend yourself? I mean, do I need
to shank someone? How does that work? And now I
don't know? Well, you see, even if you uh, you know,
stay to yourself, sometimes people will always if they see
you as like a weak link anything like that, they're
going to, uh, you know, they're gonna probably try you.
So you do you gotta be willing to defend yourself, um,

(30:43):
you know, and stand up for yourself. The best thing
is to try to stay out with people's way. But uh,
you know it's it's things are gonna happen. People are
gonna try. So as long as you staying up for yourself,
people see that and usually you'll have you'll be smooth
sailing from there because people don't want to deal with
people that are gonna give them problem from there. Well,
here's what I'm gonna do, Troy, when I when I

(31:03):
go in, I'm going to I'm going to snuggle up
to the biggest badass in jail, and I'm gonna become
I'm gonna become his his his girlfriend, and I'm gonna
make sure he's happy around the clock. You know what
I'm saying. Yeah, that might work too, You might be right, Yeah,
I gotta you know, finally all those those porn videos

(31:25):
are going to come to truth. Well, thank you man.
So you're out now, Troy, and you're all clean. You're good? Yeah, yeah,
I'm all good. Yeah. Yeah. I live a good life.
Mary got a house, you know, I live in a dream.
Good for you live your dream, Troy and the thank
you for sharing, and I hope you have a great day. Okay, yeah, yeah,
you two guys, thank you. There you go. So I

(31:47):
don't know what kind of prison she's gonna be going to,
because I know there are some that are worse than others.
I must assume she's going to a very I'm assuming
she's going to an easy to navigate prison camp. Yeah, yeah,
staying at the Hyatt. Anyway, that was interesting, Danielle. We
gotta get to Danielle report on. What are you guys

(32:09):
going on? All right? So, just like in the show,
storage junits are auctioned off if the owner stops paying
the bill. Right, So, there was one in the LA
area and bidders kind of just kind of peaked in
and saw kind of what was in there and whatever.
The winner got it for thirty three hundred and seventy
five bucks inside a bunch of stuff owned by Kobe Bryant,

(32:33):
thirty five yep, thirty five pairs of shoes, jerseys, Lakers gear,
a mink coat with a picture of Kobe in the
mink coat. So right away the person that bought it
called one of the people from Storage Wars and sold
it to them for thirteen thousand dollars, which in my head,
I'm like, duh, what are you doing. So now this

(32:55):
person who owns it now from Storage Wars says, you're
not going to see this, you know, in a regular
storage bid. We're gonna put this in a big auction house.
And that's what's going to happen with that. So that's crazy, though.
Could you imagine that's like jack pot? That is insane. Yeah,
I would hope somebody would offer it up to Vanessa, like, hey,
is there anything in here you might want? Well, you
would hope, but you know how people work exactly. Speaking

(33:17):
of Vanessa and Kobe, he would have been forty two
years old. Yesterday was his birthday, and of course the
world did all kinds of tributes to him. Did you
know that there are three hundred and thirty one murals
around the world dedicated to him. It's insane. There's two
hundred and eighty in southern California, there's a two hundred
and sixty seven in the United States, there's sixty four international.

(33:39):
And Vanessa of course took to social yesterday and she
wrote something beautiful to him about how much she missed
him and just you should read it if you get
a chance. Miley Cyrus lost her grandma over the weekend.
She passed away. Her name was Loretta. She wrote a
really touching tribute as well on social media, so if
you get a chance, go and check that out. Tell
us us Folklore tops the Billboard two hundred album chart

(33:59):
for a fourth straight week, so congratulations there. BTS has
set a new YouTube record with Dynamite most views in
the first twenty four hours over ninety eight million views,
So congratulations there. You know, the BTS fans are very
very excited about that one, and some movie theaters opened
up across the US over the weekend. Russell Crowe's Unhinged

(34:19):
open on Friday to more than eighteen hundred theaters, bringing
in over four million dollars. Now the biggest ticket sales
are coming from drive ins in California, which I thought
was interesting. Also, the first trailer dropped for The Batman
over the weekend, if you saw that, and Wonder Woman
nineteen eighty four the trailer dropped for that as well,
so that was interesting. And Dwayne the Rock Johnson is

(34:41):
making his DC Universe debut and Black Adam. He revealed
the exclusive trailer at this Weekend's DC Fandom introduces us
to his character and gives his story from slavery to freedom.
Black Adam will not hit theaters until December twenty twenty two,
of course, because of everything with COVID nineteen. But we
can't wait for that one television tonight. I told Elvis
about this. Yesterday. I found the new show on Netflix.

(35:03):
It's not really new, it's been on. It's called Dirty John.
It's new to me. Okay, it's a true Nay, you
would love this. It's a true it's true crime anthology
about love gone wrong. So it's based on real life events.
So the first season is based on one story and
the second season is based on another story. I'm on

(35:23):
the first season right now. Eric Bannack, Connie Connie Britton
is in it. Ruth from Ozark. Oh my gosh, it's
so good. It's so, so so good. It's called Dirty
John on Netflix. You want to want to watch that,
Love Island, Hoarders, Below Deck, Mediterranean, Botched, and Ninety Day
Fiance all on tonight. Why go out? It is on?

(35:44):
And that's my Tanel report. Hey, we're looking at each
other in the zoom room. Look at Nate's hair. It's
taken on a life of its own. Something happened that's
so curly and full and thick. He's parted it down
the center. Now you it's like I could part it
pretty much anyway. Now, I mean it is it really

(36:05):
like you said, Elvis, It's taken on a life of
its own. My hair has never been this long. Let
me get a let me get a picture. I gotta
post this home. Jack it up, jack it up, jack
up your hair on it is big, dude, so much volume,
so much ready, Oh my god, I'm gonna post that.

(36:27):
You look like sideshow Bob. I love it, though, I do.
I like, what do you do for really long hair? Like?
Do you I have to put conditioner in it or something? Shit? Yeah?
Because it's like I mean, it does this just of
its own. Will you need some products? Who is the product?

(36:47):
Soaks it up? Nate Hair? Okay, it's at Elvis Trant
on Instagram. Go check it out. Uh do you have
a thousand dollars free money phone tip today? Or we
money free? We're money free? Uh? Maybe we have to
give ten twenty should we double it? Make it twenty
twenty dollars? That means we're gonna have to have a
one hundred dollars this week. Wow. Oh we can't do that. Okay,
we gotta let's think about that during this break. We'll

(37:09):
take a break. We're back after this. More from the
Mercedes AMG Interview Lounge. I love the fact that I
can be in my basement and talk to the Jonas brothers.
Good morning, guys, welcome to the show. Morning. How has
this all changed for you? Definitely, that's definitely different. Yeah,
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So the last time I went out for dinner at
a restaurant, dinner, not lunch, but dinner was God back

(38:16):
in April maybe and we didn't we didn't have a
good experience. So a lot of people just bumping into
each other, no one wearing masks, whatever, and I was like,
I can't do this, so we just we stayed home.
So I went to lunch last week with a couple
of friends and it was awesome. Sat outside. They had
odeon and Tribecka had beautifully set up where they had
these clear partitions between the tables whatever. They went out

(38:38):
of their way to make you feel great. But the
thing in New York City now is restaurants are putting
up outdoor dining in the street. So it's just a
matter of time until some old lady is gonna like
plow through someone's dinner. You know, if you see a
restaurant in the street, slow down, give them space. So
we Alex said, it's our one year of anniversary being married,

(39:00):
let's go out. So Saturday night we went into Bernardsville,
New Jersey to Bistro seventy three. It was great. Everyone
was doing everything just right to my liking. Anyway, I
felt very comfortable, and the food was awesome. It was
just so great to be outside. But what I didn't
even remember. What I didn't remember what I missed most

(39:21):
in going out the sound of people. I totally forgot
what that sounds like. When you're in a restaurant. You
can't really hear what they're saying, but you hear them
saying things and talking, and you hear the sound of
forks hitting plates and glasses, you know, clinking against glasses,
the sounds of the restaurant lovely, it was such and

(39:43):
they took such good care of us. So I'm a
little less anxious. As long as I can find a restaurant.
I guess you guys agree. As long as you find
a restaurant that does it right. They should be I
think they should be opening. They should be opening these things.
But they have to do it right, and everyone has
to play along. We all have to be smart along
with them. You really miss the presence of other people,
Like when Lisa went to Disney it's been almost ten

(40:06):
days ago now. She said it was great and she
enjoyed the fact that you were able to do more.
But the magic of so many people being there was
lost because they are they're not allowing many people in
the park, so you really do miss the presence of
other people. It does have a very different It makes
places different, and it makes you feel connected to people

(40:27):
even though you don't know them. It's nice, it's true,
it's it's it's that thing I know, scary out of
all of us. He doesn't miss go into restaurants because
he's in a restaurant morning, noon, and night every day
now and he's one. He's there now. Yeah, it's just
where I drive up and down the streets, taking notes
on everybody's set up. Like, for instance, this place a

(40:48):
La Conda Verde, around the corner from where we are
at the station, right, They've got a beautiful setup. There's planters,
big giant planters with plants and flowers in between each table.
I'm like, okay, mental note that. Well, maybe I'll go
to that place. So yeah, so that's the way to
do it. Survey the land. Yeah, survey the land, Danielle, Yes,
what do you think? And we were outside all weekend

(41:10):
at like soccer tournaments, and it's amazing how organized it
all is and how you know, there's all these paperwork
you have to fill out about COVID and who you've
been around, and they take temperatures and everyone has to
wear masks, and the players have to wear a mask
when they're not playing and when they're sitting on the sidelines,
and all of the spectators just were respecting each other

(41:31):
and trying to keep social distance, and when they were
walking past each other with their masks down, and then
it was just they were doing it the right way
and we all felt so comfortable. Was great, good, And
so your anxiety level is a little less than yes
would have been otherwise. Right, So I have some friends,
excuse me, so sorry. I have some friends who are

(41:54):
going through a breakup. It's really rough when you know
someone who's going through a break up in your friends
with both of them. Right, But the way you go
through a breakup these days is so different than when
we were younger. Like today, you have to people post
things on social media announcing to their friends and family

(42:14):
that they have you know, they're breaking up, right, and
then they change their Facebook status the relationship status to
delete their contact info to prevent drunk dialing. You unfollow
them on Instagram. You can even switch to private so
they can't follow you on social media, you remove all
the pictures of them from your social media, you unfollow
their friends and their family on social media. It's exhausting.

(42:36):
If you're going to do a bad breakup, it's exhausting.
You went to all this gandhi. Yes, well it happened
more so from the other side than me doing that.
But I definitely got blocked on all social media. My
number got deleted. He unfollowed all of my friends and family,
he blocked them like it was intense, deleted me off
of his page. I didn't do any of that. I
was like, whatever, we dated for a long time, you exist.

(42:56):
But apparently to him, I can just no longer exist
in the world anywhere. Block block block everywhere. It missed me,
no trace, no trace you were ever there, no fingerplots. Yeah.
He even talked to like our mutual friends and was like,
you have to choose it's me or it's her. Oh no, no,
I look at I look at it this way. If
you broke up with someone, no matter how vicious nasty

(43:18):
it was, you were actually with them for a while,
you obviously saw something in this person. They're a part
of your history. Why do you want to go why
do you want to like almost physically cut their picture
out of every every photo you have with them. It's
just I don't know, It's like, I don't know. Was mad.
Lisa and I had a friend who was dating somebody,
and so she said, in the beginning, she set up

(43:39):
a photo album and every picture she loaded, she made
sure that he was in it. It went in that album.
So that when things went sideways and they did to
get rid of him off of her social media, she
just blew out that folder gone. She didn't have to
go through and undo every So she was planning on
trouble from the beginning. That's what I said. I'm like,
you see, you were setting up for failure from them

(44:01):
a spart. That's crazy exactly. Oh here's a picture of us,
Oh we're not together. One button, you touch one button,
it all disappears. It's like they never existed, because it's
just such a mess. They get woven into your life
in so many ways. And if you have to delete
every picture, oh my gosh, that's a lot. I probably
wouldn't do that, but still I just think it's it's exhausting.

(44:23):
It adds more anxiety to your day, to your life.
You know and Nate, but Nate the look the road
is literally with the cadavers of nature. Relationship. I do
appreciate that, though, when somebody breaks up with someone and
they delete all pictures of them on social media, because
if you're just a casual acquaintance of this person, you

(44:45):
want to know if they're still dating someone. So yeah,
if they're not posting pictures of their significant other, you're like, oh,
let's go scroll back. Oh, all of the pictures are gone.
They must be broken up. So I do appreciate that
when that happens, you know what I mean. Yeah, I
saw a little post the other day that said, can
you please just tell us if you've broken up? Because
I don't want to scroll for months looking just let

(45:06):
me know out there. Can you let me know that
it's over. Yeah, but you know, it's really bad if
they've deleted everything, Like, if they've left up some pictures,
you're like, Okay, they broke up, Maybe it wasn't that bad.
If they have a royal erased history, it was bad.
I need an explanation at that point. I need to
know why you blew everybody out, exactly what happened. The

(45:28):
particular lists of mine actually reached out to me and
asked me to please delete a photo of him and
my dog out of a slide show that I had
in my profile, and I was like, that's not possible
and I'm not doing it. Get it together, buddy, Yeah,
yeah too, have to play that game. If if you
asked me to delete, I'll think about it. It's not post.
So I posted. I posted that photo of Nate's hair

(45:51):
on my Instagram. People are feeling you, man, Yeah, I don't.
I love it. I think if you have hair like that,
keep it, go for it, live it, live your live,
your your truth. Well, my goal is to get a
ponytail or man bun by Christmas. So I don't know
if that's one hundred percent possible, but probably you'll be Man.

(46:12):
You'll be in man bun territory way before Christmas. Yeah,
it's it's really I think so spectacular. I mean, I
hate to say that, but this hair is really just
getting up there. You're gonna be able to compete with
Sam soon. Oh yeah, I think I would win. I
hate to say it, but I'm pretty sure I would
like this. Okay, So, soone says you look call a
carrot top. Oh that is not a compliment. Oh golly,

(46:40):
all right. Uh, let's get into the three things we
need to know from gandhi. Uh. And we have a
phone tap worth absolutely nothing on the way unless we
scrape up some cat. Uh. Let's start in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Yes,
that's the story today, and it is a frightening story.
What do you have going on? So? Kenosha, Wisconsin is
in turmoil today. Protest erupted yesterday over the police shooting

(47:02):
of a black man. He was ideed as Jacob Blake
and was shot and seriously injured after police responded to
a call over domestic incident. There's video that surface showing
an officer walking behind him and pulling on the back
of his shirt as he got into a car. The
officer is then seen shooting him multiple times in the
back at close range. Demonstrations turned violent at times yesterday night,

(47:22):
with protesters throwing objects at officers and setting fires. Meanwhile,
in Charlotte, demonstrators are protesting the Republican National Convention as well.
Police say five people were arrested there in connection to
protests Saturday night. The suspects were accused of either assault
on an officer blocking the road advancing on the police line,
or gun charges. So there's a lot happening around the
country today. The House is providing twenty five billion dollars

(47:45):
and funding for the postal Service. After a bipartisan vote
in favor, the bill passed on a two hundred and
fifty seven to one hundred and fifty vote. Still that's
not changing much though, because the bill is considered dead
on arrival and the Republican controlled Senate, the legislation would
prevent the service for making any changes that would slow deliveries.
And finally, we talked a little bit about this last week,

(48:06):
but they are really not messing around with these giant
house parties in LA anymore. Last week I told you
that the power got shut off at one house. Then
over the weekend, water was getting shut off at other houses.
And now promoters are facing fifteen hundred dollar fines for
throwing parties in defiance of Ella's County coronavirus health orders.
So not that you're in the LA area, but if
you are and you're heading to these parties, you could

(48:27):
all get in a lot of trouble. And those are
your three things. Thank you, Gandhi A line twenty four
is Kelly Kelly. So your ex still has photos of
you on his Facebook from seven years ago and now
you're married to someone else. Yeah, so is that good
or bad? I mean, were you were with him and
you're a part of his past, Is it okay? Or

(48:49):
do you think he should delete those? I I mean now,
I find it very creepy, especially since he had a
girlfriend after that as well, and he changed he actually
changed the album to Like What Life Was. Oh, okay,
that's weird. That's interesting. Yea. So it is like a

(49:12):
weird thing that I'm like it. So sometimes it's nice
that they take all your pictures down. Okay, so you're
you're a little creeped out, but it's not like debilitating everything.
You're okay. You can get on with life knowing you're there.
The thing is, it was that was his life. He's
obviously he's using Facebook for something different than you use
it for. Some people would use it to chronicle their lives,

(49:32):
the good and the bad, you know. But uh, but
if you're a part of that, I bet you feel
a little kereeped out. Just like when Scary drives up
and down the streets and it looks at restaurants. He's
kind of creeping the restaurants of New York City. You
are taking notes like was it scary that just drove
by again? Well, look, Kelly, congratulations on your life today,

(49:55):
and uh, thank you for listening to us. Go have
a great one. Okay, thank you so much. You guys
they're amazing. No, no, you're you're you're the amazing one.
Thank you, Kelly, have a great day. Thanks for listening
to us. And now you have it. I don't know,
I don't I don't think I have a problem if
I go back and see my picture with X's because
it happened, we alrea together. Good. It depends. Yeah, it

(50:18):
doesn't bother me at all. I was much more offended
by the like complete wipe from your life, Like, wait
a second, there were years invested there and things were
fine until they weren't. But okay, just delete it all.
That's fine. So Danielle, it depends on what. It depends
on what you did to me, dude, if you were
a total jack watt, I don't want you your pictures
on there. I'm wiping you down, man, you were not there.

(50:39):
Goodbye later all right, let's take a break. We have
a phone tap. We may we may find some cash.
I don't know how much we have between us all,
but we'll put it together and see if we can
have a free money phone tap for you coming up
after this. Thank you listening every morning already was listening
to you in the morning show. You got any money?

(51:08):
So really it's true we have no sponsor for the
free money phone tap this week, so we all right,
all right, I guess we're back to ten dollars free
money phone taps. I'll venmo you how much how much
do I owe you from the last time we did
fifty fifty, and then however much you want to give
away this week? Let's do another ten dollars a phone tap.

(51:30):
I'll vend moo you one hundred dollars the things we
actually pay to work here. What you're gonna do with
a hundred? No, he gave away at fifty right, scary.
If you weren't chooting so wildly, maybe you could hear it.
What are you eating? Oh my god, I had a
break into the trail mix. Do you know what I

(51:52):
learned a long time ago? You never eat makes you
find on the find on the trail. Right, you are
opening your wallet to the listeners. My son just handed
me my wallet. He's leaving now. He wants me to
open my wallet and hand him money. You go, well,
how much are you giving your son? Twenty bucks? Because
he's going to get breakfast and then lunch and then this,
and he's you know, he's got a lot of stuff

(52:12):
to do today. So he hits me my purse. Look,
here's my purse. I'm gonna hang out with him. I'm
gonna hang out with your son. He canna buy me
a lunch anyway, So here we go. I'm gonna venmo
you the money. I'm good for it. You know where
Leo you are. I love how Spencer gets twenty dollars
and our listener gets ten dollars. Times are tough, all right?

(52:35):
So the free money phone TAPU were it would be?
How does this? Oh yeah, you call us and we
give you the money? Be caller one hundred. I was
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one hundred. If your calling one hundred, you win ten dollars.
That it's about to be venmode into the account of Straightnate.
Call us now to win, all right? Who does the
phone tap? Scary one of our listeners does it all

(52:57):
by herself. Here we goes listen in Elvis durand Elvis
durand phone tap Dear Elvis Durant and the other animals.
I would like to phone tap my cousin Stacy. Let's
set this up. I've been telling her for the past
two weeks that I just started working at an STD clinic.
Stacy also works at an STD clinic, so she's very

(53:18):
proud of me now that I'm working at an STD
clinic like her. Wouldn't it be great to call Stacy
and tell her that I've signed her up to be
a guest speaker for a rally I'm in charge of organizing.
But tell her she has to cross dress like a man.
This comes to us from Brandy. Brandy is doing the
phone tap all on her own. Brandy, Hey, let's up

(53:40):
have a big, big, huge favorite ask. Okay, remember that
organization I told you that might offer me a job. Yeah,
Well they had They're putting on a rally, and they said,
if I do a really good job on this rally,
I'm supposed to organize it, that I can have this job. Well,
I told him that I had everything under control, and

(54:01):
I don't. He wants me to have a spokesperson at
this rally, and I told him that I had somebody,
but I really don't. But Stacy, it has to be
a class dresser. Oh no, Stacy, please do it for me.
This is my job depending on it. No cross pressers? What? No,

(54:22):
just act like you were a guy dressing as a woman.
You're you can pull it off, you, Sandy? How in
the hell am I gonna pull this off because you?
Because I told you? Now you know that you're all
tall and that he says a man, how don't dress
like Noma? And now I say you dress it? But
I'm saying that you could be a cross dresser. Oh
my god, Brandy, but all this breast, I already gave

(54:46):
him your name. No you didn't, Yes, I didn't know
you didn't. I didn't know what to do. Brandy. Oh
hell no, you know that I would do it for you. No, no,
on no, you wouldn't, Brandy. This is what I know
for real, I would do it for you. You still
haven't told me what rally it is? Why when wearing
who rally against STDs? And what does he need a

(55:10):
cross dress before? And then if it's STDs because he
wants to show that even you know that cross dresser's
a practicing stage sex too. Hell hi, no STD clinic
and everything. Yeah, that's right. That's why I would have
been even more reason for you to ask me, because
I could have got somebody from Lebronze lesbian, gay and shasham.
You'll do that for you who actually is a cross

(55:31):
dresser or a transgender The most problem is safety. Is
that I need somebody that I know is not gonna
threw this up. No, no, Brandy, I'm sorry. I'm not
cross dressing. I'm not playing. No damn cross dresser. No,
I like I like a lot of the bigger the better. No. No,

(55:54):
if daddy gave him here, oh well, I got sick.
I couldn't do it. You gotta give him something else.
Oh wow, No, no, when is this rally supposed to
be anyway? I want you to see. That's too bad.
I'm not across dresing. Not fair, that's very much fair, Brandy.
That wasn't fair for you to give out my name.
I wouldn't do noh like that at the end of

(56:15):
the day. Oh hell no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no,
this is not the eyes. I'm sorry, my acting career
isn't that good yet. I'm not Victor Victoria. Your ass
is crazy. Why would you not gonna? Not gonna do it?
Because that's not me? Because I'm not that. I can't
pull off me being a guy going into being a

(56:36):
woman when I'm really a woman. But we're family. That's
not right now. I gotta get dressed because I have
people wish at my job and I'm getting ready to
catch me a bitch this morning and pay eye. There's
some that's going on at my job, really serious, serious.
I can't believe you're leaving me on the corner. I'm

(56:56):
not leaving you on the car. I should leave your
ass out of the cold, not even tell you that
I if you do anything, why I am not because
you don't do that to people, Brandy. I don't want
to do it, period, point blank. That is something I
don't want to do. I don't want to try to
play a cross dresser. You don't want it. This is
how my acting debut. Hira is one of those there's

(57:17):
another guy who say no, yes man, but she doesn't
look like a man like you do what holder than
you're what? Holler? You're talking about Brander you and like
with the voice and everything. Oh, hell no, you didn't
not hold We just put a wig on you enough.
Hell no, I told him that you were like a
cross dresser for life, that you go to work looking

(57:39):
at Oh no, no, I am what I am? I
am a female, always have been, always will be. Play
like a tomboy, yes, but a man. No, he Stacy,
you've been phone tapped by Brandy. I ran, that is

(58:05):
so funny. I don't even know what that phone tap
was about. What all we do is we do our
own thing. And we listened to like the last fifteen
seconds of the phone tap. It's kind of funny. It's like,
I don't remember that. Was that a good one? Yeah?
It was funny. It was hilarious. All right, let's go
talk to Laura. Line ten. The money has been venmoed
into the account of straight Nate and he's taking ten

(58:25):
dollars of that and sending it to Laura. You won Oh,
just want a ten dollar bill? Can do tree? Oh? Yeah, yeah?
The dollar tree? And wait? All right, well Laura, I

(58:46):
hope you have a great day to day. Hold on
one second, okay, uh, did you did you get did
you receive your venmo yet straight and yeah, all right,
so we have money in the bank. I love that.
Let's get into the Daniel Report their free money phone
tap worth ten dollars tomorrow. Oh by the way, you
remember we had a winner once and we only had
a twenty dollar bill. So I said, look, we're gonna

(59:08):
send you a twenty dollar bill, but you have to
send us ten dollars in change. Yeah. I've yet to
receive our change, but I'm told today that Nate only
sent him ten dollars. Was supposed to work? Well, I
thought it's kind of funny. Yeah, well, I think there
was some danger involved there with somebody getting this money
and then not sending it back. And then we were
talking about seeing a self addressed stamp don envelop and

(59:30):
I'm like, ah, we'll just make it easy. I don't
want to have any onus, on anybody to have to
deal with money. So I was moving forward to seeing
to seeing if he was going to send it back.
I think that was the whole, the whole point. I
wouldn't send him back, see exactly, I would Okay, Daniel,
would you send the ten dollars change back in a
self addressed yes, what about you, Gandhi a chance? No way?

(59:54):
Oh come on, come on, I don't know what I knew,
my friends, that's a win, that's a windfall of cash.
I would send that back immediately. I don't want to
be sitting on dirty money. All right, Danielle, what are
you going on today? Then I'm going to start with
an honesty story, since both of you are not honest. Taylor,

(01:00:18):
shut up, that's Taylors, who of us fans are very honest.
So two fans accidentally got their hands on a box
of Taylor's exclusive autographs folklore albums. Remember I told you
the other day that she was sending a lot of
stores autographed albums to help them make money. Um, So
ups actually delivered the copies while the store was closed

(01:00:39):
and fans were online, and they had some of the
fans signed for it and handed over the merchandise. And
so these fans are standing there with all these signed copies,
and these fans were so honest. They were like, you
know what, Taylor would want us to hand these over.
And the guy who owned the store couldn't believe it.
He was like, I can't believe that they get you
know how much money? They could have made off of these.
He said, I can't believe that they were this honest,

(01:01:01):
and they actually gave these back to me, so that
was pretty cool. So James Gunn has spilled the beans
and he is revealing who is playing who in the
upcoming DC movie Suicide Squad. So Inatrice Elbow will be
blood Sport, John Cena Peacemaker, and Pete Davidson will play Blackguard. Yes,

(01:01:22):
did you see Joe Joe Siwa get a makeover from
James Charlesh. Oh? Really, she looked insane. I couldn't believe it.
At the end of the video, I'm like, what she
looked really really cool? So that was awesome. So we
talked about this last week. Heidi Klum wants to take
her and Seals kids with her when she films Next
Top Model in Germany later this year, and originally we

(01:01:45):
thought it was he was worried about all the COVID
stuff going on in their safety. Well today I heard
that he's opposed to the idea because he thinks that
she'll try to try to keep them there permanently. So
a judge is going to have to make the final
decision on that. We will see what happens. Prince Harry
and Meghan Markle enjoyed millions and gifts from brands and
loved ones during their relationship. Of course, who wouldn't give

(01:02:08):
them free bees? Um they got like, uh free um
plane rides and uh free you know, little weekend getaways
at these really rich places and um, oh we'll fly
you private on our jet. And I mean, but come on,
wouldn't you do it? Wouldn't you offer them something free?
I will exactly, So makes makes sense to me. A

(01:02:31):
weekend that Bernie's is based on a true story. If
you don't know what that movie is, you need to classics.
I read this, okay, I read the story about about
Drew Barrymore, right, Yes, I read the story this morning,
and I do not believe this, But tell them the story.
So Drew Barrymore's grandfather, John Barrymore, after he passed away,
apparently his friends took his body from the morgue and

(01:02:52):
propped him up at the poker table, and that that
is what the movie is based on. That they did
this story, Yes, they're saying, And did you hear what
Drew said? Drew said that she'd be cool if they
did the same thing. To her something like, yeah, she
wants everybody to party and celebrate after she passed. Can
you imagine? Okay, but just just for the sake of conversation,

(01:03:13):
who do we love that we'd love to go rip
out of a grave and prop up at the table
and play poker rhythm? Oh my god, I mean I
don't know, Ben Franklin, I don't know. And Diddy over
the weekend hanging out in Malibu on the beach with
a lot of a lot of famous faces, Nas, Travis Scott, Quevo,

(01:03:34):
Swiss Beats, and a lot of people like hmm, they
must be working on something. Something is going down. We
don't know exactly what, but it's got to be happening.
So I'll keep you posting on that. And you know,
the Mtvvmas are happening this Sunday. Some changes to the
lineup are happening. I'll keep you posting on what those
will be. Some people are pulling out because of logistical things.

(01:03:55):
So I think Roddy Rich and Jay Balvin are the
first two. And I'm sure some more stuff will be
happening during the week. But we're excited that that's happening
this weekend. Um Netflix. I'm obsessed with Dirty John. We
started watching this this weekend. There's two seasons. It's true
based on true life. It's an anthology of love gone wrong.
And the first season is one like true life story

(01:04:17):
and the next season is another one. We're still on
the first one with Eric Bannett and Connie Britton. It's
so good you get sucked in, You're gonna love it.
Also tonight, Love Island premieres on CBS. You've got Hoarders
below Deck, Mediterranean botched ninety Day Fiance. I mean, what
could it get any better? And that's my Danielle report.

(01:04:38):
It's really bad TV making it better. I love this text.
We just guide after we've gave ten dollars with the
free money phone tap. Y'all are some cheap mother efforts.
You're right, we are, hey, so I know it's a
slow but steady thing. Governor Cuomo here in New York
has decided you they you can open bar in restaurants, right, um,

(01:05:04):
but there's a list of things you can and cannot do.
No dancing, nor you can't play cornhole, okay, no, no karaoke.
But for some reason, there was a one of those
bars that has a hatchet throwing. That's open, acts throwing,
whatever it is that's open. But they're saying no live music.

(01:05:26):
The music should be incidental and not a concert with
paid ticket holders. So slowly and surely we're opening up,
as Governor Coma would say, we're slowly turn the volve.
Is this? Why is this important? Well? Whatever, it's better
than nothing. But who misses the corn hole? Component of

(01:05:49):
the cornhole is the best part. And you're so far
away from each other you could do it socially distanced.
But okay, fine, I have played cornhole this summer um
when we went down the Jersey Shore with my friends
on the beach. So we're okay. We're about karaoke. Who's
really missing karaoke? I you know, am I going to
be the unpopular guy here at the party that says

(01:06:11):
I detest karaoke? If I go anywhere there's a karaoke
thing going on, I will walk right out right. Oh
I love it. I love karaoke. Never partaking, but watching
everybody else do it is my favorite thing. Oh lord?
All right? Uh? You know Carter, Marie and Anthony, Uh,
they were let go from doing their morning show in Seattle.

(01:06:32):
They decided to not leave with a whimper. They've got
this Twitch show that's going on, They've got all sorts
of other things they're working on. They've actually decided to
hop in a car and drive across America. They're on
their way from Seattle to New York and now I
don't even know where they are. Where are they now?
Do we know where they are? In Denver this morning
on their fun Employment tour? Yes, yeah, fun Employment. We're

(01:06:55):
going to talk to them and see how they're doing.
We'll catch up with them coming up after this miss
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I can't belive I actually got through You guys have
no idea how much it seems. Yeah, basically I got

(01:07:38):
listen to you guys every day for multiple hours a day. Days.
We find a Barbie shoe in your underwear one time, no, no,
they found it when they gave me a colonic. Oh sorry,
I get Oh. Thank you for and you guys are awesome.
I love you guys. Thank you. We keep getting better
with ast Morning Show. Ever. Welcome to the show and

(01:08:02):
the Morning Show. Working out, growing a garden, adopting a puppy,
making banana bread. No. Gandhi decided that covid would make
her an artiste. So she's been painting and coming up
with all sorts of great creations. One of them we

(01:08:23):
entered into an auction to raise money for cookies for
Kids cancer. It was over the weekend. I bid eight
hundred dollars. I was like, oh, it's a great it's
a great cause, it's an original Gandhi. Someone outbid me
at twelve hundred and fifty dollars and sold. Yeah, this
is your first piece of art you've actually sold. This

(01:08:47):
is the first one I've sold for that much. Yeah.
Now this is the first like official we've sold it.
It's amazing. We're so so excited. So Brandon and I,
you know, we worked on this, and then over the
weekend we were just watching the bids and I was like,
I can't let Elvis spend all this money on a painting.
I was about to call my mom and dad and
be like, you guys have to outbid him, please do this.

(01:09:07):
I know I was. I was looking forward to having
an original Gandhi hanging in my house, and I'm thinking
when someone out bibby, I'm like, oh, thank god, I'll
get it. I'll get another one anyway. So in total,
the Cookies for Kids Cancer art auction with the weekend
raised around seventy thousand dollars. That money goes to grants
to go toward curing a whole rainbow of different cancers

(01:09:31):
that are affecting kids. And so we love Cookies for
Kids dot org. You can still donate money if you
want to help out. It's Cookies for Kids Cancer dot
org actually Cookies for Kids Cantry dot org. So, as
you know, I'm a big daddy. I got some family
members who I love and so proud of. Two of them,
of course, are Carla, Marie and Anthony, who has spread
their wings and flew all the way across the continent

(01:09:52):
to Seattle, to start their own morning show. Well, now
they're coming back like a bad boomerang. There they are driving.
They they are no longer with that radio station, and
so they decided let's have a fun employment tour and
drive across America, do our twitch show, do everything we do.
And here they are live in Denver. Good morning, Carl,
Marie and Anthony. Good, good morning. How are you guys.

(01:10:15):
I love hearing you guys. We're doing great. Isn't it
great to hear them and love them? Oh, we can't
do that, Danielle, we can't do that. Sorry. I was
so excited to go back home and and see everybody,
and then I just dawned on me now that I
can't like hug anyone. Danielle's not gonna smack my butt
or my face when I see her. Like, none of
that is. There's gotta be there's gotta be a way

(01:10:40):
to safely slap your ass. We'll figure it out. Yeah, okay,
So let's let's start at the beginning. You guys, you
were called in and they said, well, this is never easy.
I'm sure they used all those lines. Can you come
back to the radio station, don't bring your hood phones.
They sat you down and they said what they said,

(01:11:02):
we're changing direction what they do. Yeah, we're making changes
to the morning show. And today was your last day
on the air. And we were like, uh okay. But
when we were told we had to have a meeting, like,
no one's in the office right now, obviously, So when
we knew we had to have a meeting, we thought
something was up. So we brought a box and a
Duffel bag to the studio. We're ready, and we were right,

(01:11:25):
and we unfast, like we packed up our office. I'm
just crying pack in the office. And as we were leaving,
I looked at Anthony and I literally said the words
we needed this, and he's like, you're right. And we
cried for a few days. And after that it was
like we got to do something and here we are. Yeah.
I love this, you know. I was on the phone
with them a lot after this happened, during this this,

(01:11:46):
and it was great to be able to talk to
you guys, and I know that your heads are on
the right direction and you're you're gonna be fine, You're
gonna be good, and you have a lot of people
who were looking out for you. But at the same time,
in the old days of radio, if they fired you
and didn't let you go back on, you couldn't say
goodbye to your listeners. But now absolutely you can say.
You can actually say what's on your mind, and you

(01:12:07):
can say, well, my heart sucks. They fired us that. Yeah,
we haven't said that yet at least, but it was.
We decided we got to let go on a Friday
and decided that following Monday that we were going to
start this Twitch thing. We'd been going on Twitch, which,
if you're not familiar, it's normally a video streaming platform
that a lot of video gamers use, um, but we

(01:12:27):
decided to just do kind of our podcast on Twitch,
so people who can watch us and interact in the
live chat that goes on there. And we did that
Monday morning and there were almost two thousand people that
checked in, which was incredible, and so many people, I
think some of them were from the company expecting we
were gonna go crazy and go off the rails. The
attorneys are watching, but it was really great and a

(01:12:48):
lot of the really encouraging messages that not only have
you guys sent, but a lot of the people who
listened to you Elvis, listened to us in Seattle. Um
just sent such incredible messages that even if I wanted
to be super depressed, it was hard to do that. Yeah.
I told my friend yesterday that I feel like everyone
who has listened to us or followed us on social
media and some capacity is literally holding us up right now.

(01:13:09):
And it doesn't feel like anything bad happened to us.
And this moment in time, I don't feel like anything
bad has happened to us. No. No, As a matter
of fact, these things, Believe me, I know from first
hand experience, these things always lead to better options. And
so yeah, this is it's the beginning of a new beginning,
is what it is. Text message, I love them so

(01:13:31):
much here in Seattle. I missed them. Love y'all. Carla
and Anthony, hire them back to our show. We don't
have any money. We did a ten dollars free money
phone tap today. We're wondering how much does it cost
to sponsor free money phone tap. We'd love to advertise
for a day or something. I don't know, Oh, you
know what, I would give me ten dollars a day

(01:13:54):
to give a guy on our show, and I will
and it will be sponsored by Carloe and Anthony. Absolutely, yeah, well,
first two of us twenty dollars a day. Okay, you
guys are garbling up a little bit. We gotta get
you some better WiFi or something. Hey, any questions for
Carling me, Anthony, Hold on a second. Our families right
here at the table. I love this. I love how
they don't have a job, but they're willing to pay

(01:14:15):
twenty dollars a day for a phone tappen. We don't.
We won't even scarles more than ten dollars a day
give away to our listeners. Desperate times. I say, we
take twenty dollars a day, but we pocket ten of it.
I gotta make a profit off this, all right? Done? Yes, Danielle.
I want to know like I know that I when
I follow you on your Instagram story. Anthony does the

(01:14:38):
um the log every single day, Captain's log, the Captain's Log,
and I know it drives Carla Marie crazy. How many
times a day do you want to punch him in
the face? Oh my god, Well the whole time I
want to punch him in the face while he's driving.
He's got these douchebag sunglasses he wears that are ski
goggles as we're driving. I will say this, yesterday was
my only moment where I think I deserve to be

(01:15:00):
punched in the face because we were going. We were
on day three of driving. I decided, you know what,
maybe get a car wash, make this thing nice. And
it was one of those like self service car washes.
So I paid and I didn't realize how fast the
jets were going to come into the windows, and they
just started spraying and I dusted it hit Carly Maree
right in the side of good This is why you

(01:15:25):
should always be rolling unique video on at all times. Yes, Gary,
what was your question? You know, I just wanted to know.
I mean, normally when people do these cross country runs,
it's like on a bike or whatever the case, and
they have like an end goal. So what is the
end goal of the fun employment tour and when and
where does it finish? Great question. So we started in Seattle.

(01:15:46):
We're making our way to a New Jersey. We're actually
going to do a stop in Cleveland on this Wednesday
and Thursday, so that'll be really cool. Get to New Jersey,
stay there for about a week or so. Our families
were mad because we were only staying for a week.
Back in the car, kick it off again in Philly
and get back to Seattle because my cats are there.
So like my guy who's speeding the cats? So the

(01:16:09):
cats eating each other alive? They have some all right? Yeah, Frog,
what are you thinking? Well that was my question. So
did you pack up everything you own and do you
have it with you or do you you so you
still have your places and you are going back to Seattle. Yes, yeah,
that's the play at least who else? Yeah, if you
need a new TV or whatever, Karl, Marie has bought

(01:16:31):
a new house. I'm sure she's got lots of appliance
that you can see. No big deal, you say, I
like everything so posh bar Yes, it's true. Well look
I I we love you. You will always be part
of part of this family always. I will always be
looking out for you. I never ever want you to

(01:16:54):
believe that the struggle is going to lead to bad days.
The struggle is going to lead to great days and
you two both deserve it. I just don't cry, You're
gonna know. I just love you guys. I just love
you all so much. This family is just the most
important thing in my life other than my husband. But
I just I love you guys. We wouldn't have any

(01:17:17):
of it. We wouldn't be able to get up and
drive across the country if we didn't have the support
system that you guys have created for us within you
and then within all the people who listen, because people
only support us because you have showed us so much
love over these years, like four and a half years
we were in Seattle, and we still have people who
listen to your show and then switch over to us

(01:17:37):
after And it's only because of you, guys and the
love that you've shown to us over these four and
a half years. And we love you guys like you're not.
You were never coworkers. Your family does. And I think,
I mean, I get to this, I love this. I
guess listen to you guys and yeah, um, what you
guys do, I think is the goal for everyone who's
ever gotten on the radio. And I know when the

(01:18:00):
Marine and I started, all we wanted to do was
go out there and make you guys proud, because you
guys have showed us so much, and I think we
one of the things we were really sad about was
we felt like we let everyone down because we were,
you know, the kids who left Elvis' show and went
on our own and yeah, it worked for about almost
five years. But we just wanted to make you guys

(01:18:23):
proud and uh and all the love that you guys
showed to us really helped get through the tough time
because going getting a let go, it's kind of like
a bad breakup. You know, you feel relieved sometimes, but
then you get really down on yourself. Um. But whether
it was Gandhi or Froggy or Scary or Danielle or
whoever texting us and having phone conversations with Elvis Garrett
reaching out, Um, you guys were just incredible through all

(01:18:43):
of this, through the moment we met you guys to
today and we are family and we love you guys. Hey,
you know what Gandhi has. Gandhi has this list. It's
called the Ten Painful Truths. Have you guys heard this? No?
I love this. You want to ring? Do you have
in front of your Gandhi? I do? Yeah. I was

(01:19:06):
really focused on number four for you guys, but I'll
start with number one. So the ten Painful Truths of life.
Number one, the average human life is relatively short. Number two,
You only ever live the life you create for yourself.
Number three. Being busy does not mean being productive. Number four,
and this is making me think of you guys. Some
kind of failure always occurs before success. Number five. Thinking

(01:19:29):
and doing are two very different things. Number six. You
don't have to wait for an apology to forgive. Number seven.
Some people are simply the wrong match for you. Number eight.
It's not whether people. It's not other people's job to
love you, it's your job to love you. Number nine.
What you own is not who you are. And number
ten everything changes every second. Oh absolutely yeah. Number four

(01:19:54):
number ten both very important. Hey, people want to know
how they can catch you on Twitch. Okay, it's switch
dot TV slash Carla, Murie and Anthony and we're live
weekday mornings eight am Pacific time eleven am East Coast time.
But if you're on our Instagram, it's just Carla, Marie
and Anthony. We're on there all the time telling you
how to find us. Trust me, we're desperate, we're telling you.

(01:20:20):
So when you, guys, you're going to roll through Cleveland
for a couple of days, make sure you go to
Melt and have a grilled cheese sandwich and send me
the bill. I want to buy you lunch, and when
you get to New Jersey. I told you, guys, you're
more than welcome to come stay here at the house.
I've got plenty of room, yeah, or if you need
to go, if your families miss you, I guess you
gotta go see them, right, Yeah, So for a little bit,
whatever you need, you have from us. Does anyone want

(01:20:41):
to say anything else before we kick him out of
the nest again? I love you, I love you. I
love you guys, and you know that. And I am
really really proud of you. And I know that you
feel like it's a stumble, but I think that a
stumble is super important in really regaining your footing and
moving forward. And I think that you guys are awesome
and you have nothing to be sad about, nothing to
feel bad about. This is great. It's just part of

(01:21:02):
the journey. I'm really really proud of you. Yes, you know,
four hours a day on a radio station, it's it's
a show, but you're living your show. So you know,
leaving there and doing what you're doing now, your show
is on. You're still very much on, maybe more important
now than you ever were before. So I always remember that, Yeah,
Danielle and I was telling Carlo this one the other
day that you know, I've watched her grow from you know,

(01:21:24):
a little intern and into this amazing woman, and her
journey has just made me so proud. And I just
I mean, I love Anthony to death as well, and
he knows that, but she she is my little sister,
and just I just get so much joy in watching

(01:21:45):
her successes and it gives me goose bumps. It makes
me smile, and I love it. So I know that
whatever it comes, the next big thing is going to
be incredible for both of you. So I know I
know it already. Yeah, you know Anthony. Of course, one
day I get a call and so I need an assistant,
and Tom Pullman says, I got this guy. I was

(01:22:05):
just thinking about hiring him, but I will let you
have him. I'm like, oh great, I got as the
worst assistant ever, the worst assistant. And then people ask
people ask him where worst Anthony comes from. It's because
he was a bad assistant, the worst booked you want
a flight to the wrong place. Remember that, I think
it was, yeah, you gotta flight, Yeah, the worst assistant

(01:22:33):
in the road. I love getting to the airport. They're
saying we're sorry, mister durand this flight doesn't leave for
another week. I'm like, oh, well, anyway, I'm so proud
of both of you. I'm so proud of both of you,
and uh, safe journey be yeah, Frog, it's not failure.
You guys just have to look at it. Like for example,
Elvis has always given me this analogy is that you

(01:22:54):
were just in a bad parking spot. You backed out
of that parking spot, and now you get to find
another one where you belong and one it's good for you.
It's not failure. You just finding new you're finding a
new home. Love that. I will say this, Thank God
that Elvis you wrote that book, because so many people
messaged us and said, hey, Elvis got fired. You guys
are gonna be fine, good, so good. All was like
Elvis says, this happens in radio all the time. You're

(01:23:16):
gonna be fine. Yeah, it does. It's gonna happen to
all of us. Maybe today, maybe today is our day.
You never know, but anyway, Yeah, you pull into another
parking spot or better, yeah, find concierge valet parking. It's
a better way to live your life. All right, Get
out of here, We'll see you in a couple of days.
Stay safe on the road, Okay, I love you guys.

(01:23:37):
By Carna, Marie and Anthony, We love you. Stay away
from scary. Scary wants to drip the VID all over you,
all right. Love you guys makes me cry seriously. This
family means the world of me, just does, and sometimes
I forget that. Anyway, let's get into the three things

(01:23:57):
we need to know. There's a lot going on. Waking
Monday morning and read the news, especially coming out of
Wisconsin today, He's like, whoa, Yeah, right, Connosha, Wisconsin is
what we are talking about. Protests erupted yesterday after the
police shooting of a black man named Jacob Blake. He
was shot. He was seriously injured after police responded to
a call over a domestic incident. There is video that

(01:24:20):
has surfaced online showing exactly what happened. An officer was
walking behind him, he went to get into the car,
some words were exchanged, and the officer opened fire, shot
him multiple times in the back at very close range
while people were watching. Of course, demonstrations have erupted. Like
we said, they've turned violent at times yesterday with protesters
even throwing objects at officers and setting fires around the city.

(01:24:43):
Kelley and Conway, one of President Trump's longest serving aids,
is stepping away to focus on her family. Her husband, George,
is also stepping away from his role at the Lincoln Project,
and they say it's all because they need to pay
more attention to their tweens as they start a new
academic year. And their fifteen year old daughter announced on
TikTok that she is seeking emancipation from her parents. Last night,

(01:25:04):
she shared another TikTok saying she's taking a break from
social media. She needs a mental health break. She asked
fans not to show her parents any hate and also
mentioned something about physical and verbal abuse. So everybody in
the family is taking a stepback for a while and
finally finished researchers believe that they have found a magic
cure for hangovers. It's an ass Yes, this one's just

(01:25:27):
for you. Can send it over right now. Well, it's
not completed yet, but they do say that this el
sistein protein has really great effects and can alleviate nausea, headache, stress,
and anxiety. They even think it can help to reduce
the urge to drink the next day, but before you
run out and grab the supplement, a lot of it
and too much of it can cause adverse effects on

(01:25:48):
your nervous system. So they are still working out the kinks.
But it's close and that would be great news for
a lot of people, including you, Elvis. And those are
your three things. Thank you, thank you. Let's take a break.
We'll be back with you right after this, Elvis. I
think it really suck ass Daniel, Hey, can I say something?
Froggy things full of crap and gandhi. One time my

(01:26:09):
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(01:26:35):
Morning Show. Hey, you know what, we gotta go around
the room. I know you've got some stuff on your mind.
You want to get it out. You gotta purge it,
you gotta squeeze it, squeeze it and make it blow
across the universe. That sounds gross. Hey, Danielle, what's going
on with you today? So my kids, you know, my
kids are all about soccer in my house. They train hard,
they play hard, and I over the weekend we got

(01:26:57):
to do some tournaments and we got to do some
tryouts for some and I just want them to know
how proud Sheldon and I are of them. They really
do work their asses off. They get up, I mean you,
they get up at seven am every single day and
they're out there training. And you know, it's not like
they have to they can sleep, it's the summer. But

(01:27:18):
they're out there every day doing their own thing, trying
to be the best they can. And I, I just
it makes me so proud and so happy. And I
just want them to know that we see it and
we love them. And I just thank God every day
that I have been blessed with them. So thank you.
I I'm just going to keep on. That's awesome though,
for so many reasons. I so you are you are?

(01:27:42):
You really are blessed without a doubt. Not only do
you have those incredible kids an amazing husband, but you've
got us in, We've got you, got me I do
and Gandhi, Sary, what's up? With you. You know, what's
up with you? Scary? What's going on? You know? Last
week was National Radio Day, and I meant to tell

(01:28:03):
you guys that I went into this Delhi in Jersey
City and I saw a relic of the past, an
actual radio from the nineties with the speakers, and they
were blasting our radio station Z one hundred in New
York around lunchtime, and it made me so proud. You
just don't see that every day. Back in the day,

(01:28:24):
you used to see that everywhere bagel stores and whatever.
They used to have their radios out with, you know,
tuned in on the dial. So shout out to Andrea
Sullo Maria Italian Deli. I didn't say anything. I didn't
anything for free. I paid full price. But I was
really really shot, and thank you for supporting old school

(01:28:44):
means to get the content to us. But you'll be
going back now, You'll be getting something for free, maybe
because I see what you did. You did, you didn't
pave the way. Hey, Froggy, what's up with you? You You know,
we've only been living in the area that we were
now for what it's just a little over a year
here in Pondovidra just south of Jacksonville. Yesterday we drove
about just a little bit south there here just north
of Daytona. We found a new area called Palm Coast

(01:29:07):
we hadn't really been to yet and explored. We explored
a new area yesterday, drove there, spent the day. It's beautiful.
So if you live somewhere and you're tired of being home,
and maybe you're board, there are places very near wherever
you live. You drive. It's like a whole new world.
You get to see new places, see people. Granny, you
can't be close to them, but at least get to
see people and see new places. So try it out
wherever you live, get in the car, takes to drive. Yeah,

(01:29:30):
what about you gandhi? Oh okay, So this weekend I
did something interesting, and I think that there should be
tests as you go through a relationship. Maybe like once
a year you test different things to see if you're compatible.
Like first you take a vacation, maybe take a road trip,
you meet the in laws. Brandon and I built a
grill this weekend and it really really tested us a lot,

(01:29:53):
because well, right, one of us likes to look at
pictures and one of us likes to actually read the directions.
I won't say who's who, but there were a lot
of missteps and we had to take things apart and
put them back together. And I think it's a real
test of a relationship to try to build something and
you see how you guys work together. Who that was fascinating.
You should have someone make it do it for you.

(01:30:14):
Those grills, they have eight thousand pieces, Can I tell
you that? Will the initial argument, because I was like, hell, no,
let's just have someone build this thing and deliver it
to us. He was like, what, No, we can do
it ourselves. We're gonna do this, And then I felt
like I was forced into torture when I was like,
this was a bad plan from the beginning. And the
worst is when you're done and you find one little
screw and you're like, what, what where is this from? Oh? God? Right?

(01:30:38):
I think the people who packed these grills throw an
extra screw in there, just the mest of the people
who are putting together just to screw with your head, brilliant.
Did you grilled anything after you put your grill together? No?
Because by the time we got done, it was like dark.
And then we had to carry the thing to the backyard,
which was another argument of why are we taking it
around all these homes instead of just through our house?

(01:30:58):
Why didn't we build it on that deck? It was
just you know, from start to finish. Well, So the
purpose of this was to challenge your relationship to see
how you would do and if you were compatible. So
all in all, how did you do? We actually ended
up doing okay. I think once we figured out the
other person's strengths and weaknesses, then we were able to say,
all right, you do this part. I'm gonna do this part,

(01:31:19):
and we'll move through it smoothly that way. But we
did cause quite a commotion and neighbors actually came outside
and we're like, do you guys need to help? Seems
like that thing's really heavy. What are you doing? They're
looking at for you. What do you think they know?
The last time somebody put together a grill around me,
they wound up at the hospital. Shelly his whole hand
open helping my uncle put the grill together. Needed half

(01:31:43):
of his hand stitched on the fourth of July a
few years ago because the grill was so sharp it
sliced right through his hand. To hospital telling you these
things are tricky. They're very just habit built. Yeah, have
it built. Let's send over here and we're not just
hearing it. Hey, let's get into sound with Garrett, who's
back from the Jersey shore in his kitchen. What's for breakfast?

(01:32:04):
Are you making real breakfasts for your kids? Again? Yes?
I have to by law. Um, it's National Waffle Day,
so waffles and chocolate chips all mixed into one for
deliciousness and celebrating on this National Waffle Day. I would
love a national waffle anyway. What are you guys going
on in your sound? What do you have? All right,
let's talk about DC fandom over the weekend. It was amazing.

(01:32:25):
We got all these trailers and hype videos. Let's talk
about The Batman with Robert Pattinson. If you are Justice please,
what is the Christ for your blind? Wow? I can't

(01:32:47):
wait to see the Batman. Yep, you see the photo
I sent you guys? If Colin Farrell playing the penguin? Yeah,
it doesn't like anything like Colin Farrell, looks like Bill Belichick. Um.
All right, Black Adam was released to Dwayne the Rock
Johnson playing Black Adam. And this is the trailer that

(01:33:07):
we got from him five thousand years ago. Condoct was
a melting pot of culture's wealth, power, and magic, yet
most of us had nothing except for the chains around
our necks. Condoct needed a hero. Instead, they got me.

(01:33:32):
I did what needed to be done, and they imprisoned
being flow. That's intense. That made me nervous. I'm all
anxious after hearing. I don't know all right, I need
to go, I need a massage. Well, let's change gears
a little bit. So the joke is that bud light
is like water pretty much when you drink it, depending

(01:33:53):
on you know what type of beer drinker you are.
But a guy in North Carolina used bud light to
protect his shack, so the water stopped around his shack
because there was a wildfire that broke out and he
decided to use the bud light cans that were closest
to him to start putting out fire around his shop.
I didn't have any water. I had one barrel with

(01:34:14):
like a little bit of water in it, and I
tried using that. It didn't work. When I ripped up
the sheet metal. I had a nail, so I'd just
shaken it up, popping it and just spray throwing it
down grabbing another one. And my buddy's always teasing me about,
you know, drinking water beer, and I say, hey, save mine,
my shop paid home. You go all right now. I

(01:34:35):
don't know if you guys use the com app. If
if it's pretty much like a relaxing meditation app that
that's around that I use it. I know that there's
some celebrities that read bedtime stories on this app, like
Harry Styles. We played some of that. Matthew McConaughey. This story,
it's called Wonder, has been downloaded eleven million times and
you'll hear why Wow. Well, hello there, I'm Matthew McConaughey,

(01:35:05):
and tonight I'll be reading this special sleep story called Wonder.
Before we begin, as you settle in under the covers,
with your head easing into the pillow, your body sinking
into the mattress, like you to let your mind drift
with me for just a minute, let's ask the question

(01:35:26):
how often do we ponder the depth of the present moment,
the one we're in? I mean, how often do we
really feel what's happening within and around us? Now he's
allowing ourselves. You know, I'm getting anxious. It's a roller
coaster relations I was doing well and they told me
to ponder, and wait, if you don't make me ponder,

(01:35:48):
wake up Danielle. Alright, alright, alright, all right, and then
let's love him. By the way. Let's play the tribute
that Nike put out for Kobe Bryant yesterday on his birthday.
Narrated by Kendrick Lamar. Kobe ton is to be better,
wake up every single day to get better today that
you were, Yester, and whatever it takes. Better, dreamer, better waker,

(01:36:12):
better stretcher, better walker, better talker, better walking walking talking
talk better, blacker, better springer, better losing, better winner, jes
be better, do the simple stuff right. Awesome Like I
think close to five million people watched it yesterday alone

(01:36:32):
on Nike social media. And let's end on this. Uh.
This gospel singer, her name is k D. French, and
she decided to stay busy during quarantine by making these
videos kind of like how just imagine what a zoom
room looks like where she's going to do all the
vocals here and she's singing a song about going to
the fridge, dagon, what about the chicken? That awesome proof

(01:37:05):
she's making me home. I could be honest, I sound
just like that every time I opened my reprigerator. That's me.
That's me. You don't need you don't need. I love it.

(01:37:29):
What's her name again? K D French? Love her Love
you have a great day. You're a good American, Garrett,
Thank you very much. Welcome home. Hey Danielle, you're ready
to do your song? All right, let's go. What are
you guy going on? All right? So, Jake Paul has
decided to use all the recent attention from that FBI
rat at his Calabasa's home as an inspiration for his

(01:37:49):
new music video. There's a casting yeah exactly. There's a
casting sheet for the new project that leaked online and
it mentions re enacting his recent running with the law.
People are being hired to play FBI agents paparazzi, and
he is reportedly looking for lots of women for the shoot.
The box office is back at it, you know. Theater
started to reopen across the country this weekend. Russell Crow's

(01:38:12):
Unhinged opened at number one in eighteen hundred theaters, bringing
in over four million dollars. The biggest ticket sales actually
came from drive ins in California. And so the show
Storage Wars, I don't know if you watch it, but
how it works is you basically go and you get
a little look at somebody who hasn't paid for their

(01:38:33):
storage facility, and you see if you're interested, and then
there's a bidding war, and if you win it, you
get the contents. So this happened at a locker in
La over the last couple of months, and somebody won
one for three hundred and seventy five dollars. When they
opened it up, it was filled with stuff that Kobe
Bryant owned. It was his thirty five pieces, thirty five

(01:38:57):
pairs of shoes, Jerseys, Laker stuff. He also had a
mink coat and then there was a picture of him
wearing the mink coat. So the person that bought it
right away called somebody from the show Storage Wars and
sold it for thirteen thousand dollars, which in my mind,
I'm like, really, that's it anyway. So now the guy
from Storage Wars who now owns it says, this is

(01:39:18):
actually going to go to an auction house and we're
going to deal with the stuff that way. So we
will keep you posting on that. Haley Baldwin's older sister
had a baby over the weekend, so Justin and Haley
went and took pictures with the baby, and now everybody
is like, oh, they're having baby fever. They want a
baby of their own, so we'll see if that happens.

(01:39:39):
Speaking of Kobe, it was his birthday yesterday. He would
have been forty two years old, and of course everybody
was celebrating worldwide. His wife, Vanessa Bryant, she posted this beautiful,
beautiful thing to him on social talking about how much
she loves him and misses him. So if you get
a chance to check that out. And by the way,
there are three hundred and thirty one murals around the
world dedicated to him. Miley Cyrus also had some sad

(01:40:01):
news over the weekend. Her eighty five year old grandmother
passed away and she posted a tribute on social and
Taylor Swift, her folklore still topping Billboards two hundred album
chart for a fourth straight week. Congratulations there. Bts has
sent a new YouTube record with Dynamite in the first
twenty four hours over ninety eight million views, so congratulations

(01:40:22):
to them. And the second season of The Hills New
Beginnings might look a little different soon. MTV is thinking
about bringing the stars to one complex for a month
to finish filming because they were three episodes into filming
before the pandemic, before the pandemic started, and they really
want to finish things up. So they're like, you know what,
if we can get them together in like a little bubble,

(01:40:44):
maybe we can finish it up and we can give
everybody the rest of the season. So we'll see what happens. Netflix.
I'm loving Dirty John. If you have never seen it,
it's pretty cool. It's a true life anthology about love
gone wrong. It's two different seasons. Each season is a
different story. First season stars Eric Banner and Connie Britton.

(01:41:04):
It's awesome, so check it out if you get a chance. Tonight,
you've got Love Islands Season premiere and c But Yes, Hoarders,
Below Deck, Mediterranean Botched, Ninety Day Fiance. I mean, the
crap on television is so fantastic. It is. I want
to see some of these shows merge into other shows.
I would love Below Deck Hoarders people who own mega yachts,

(01:41:28):
but hord beneath Deck. But I think the yacht might
sink if you were hoarding on it. No, No, you'd
be surprised how we like. These crossover episodes will be great.
All right, Daniel, thank you so much. Let's take a break.
We're back after this. Got something to tell us, send
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(01:43:21):
That was great, celebrating the anniversary. That was fun. I'm
looking forward to being home tonight. I'm okay. I'm still
okay with being home. Am I alone? Am I the
crazy one here? No? I know? Good with being home? Yep, yeah,
it's all right. Never going home even like normal day.
I got answer in my pants. I gotta get every

(01:43:42):
chance yet. But I was saying earlier, you know, the
restaurant we went to in Bernardsville, New Jersey. They did
everything right, so I felt comfortable. I felt really comfortable there,
and they were super nice, clean the living crap out
of everything. They were so great at making us feel comfortable.
So I enjoyed that experience. I was afraid it was
gonna be all anxious and whatever. Uh yes, Danielle, we

(01:44:05):
passed a Mexican restaurant the other day that looked incredible.
It looked like party central. It looked like the best
place to go for lunch when it's not busy. Because
when we passed it, it was packed and it was
all outdoors. But the I can't believe how many people
they slammed into this place and no, like honestly, I

(01:44:27):
passed by and I went, oh my god. So I
have to find the time to go because it looks
like a great restaurant, but I have to go on
a time like where it's gonna be like downtime, not
as many people. Yeah, you don't want to go ahead
and feel anxious. You don't know, anxiety and eating just
don't mix. Well, wait a minute, I do eat more
when I'm anxious. I take that, uh true, look at

(01:44:52):
straight and eight's hair. It's grown an inch. We spoke.
I mean, your hair's like bamboo. I can't I can't
control it, like it's it's just out of control. I
try and wear a hat, it's to the point and
Froggy like, well maybe Froggy won't know, but the hat
won't stay on the hair. I take another picture of you,
pushes the hat off. You look like a victim of
a crime. What does Heather think of your hair? Does

(01:45:15):
she like it? Want it? So I woke up on
Sunday morning and I had one of those hair ties
and it had my hair in like a little sprout
of a man bun. Yeah. I had done it while
I was sleeping because she wanted to see how much
hair I had. And I think my hair tickles her
in the middle of the night too, so she's trying

(01:45:35):
to pull it away from her head. So yeah, so
like that. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait. The headline here
is you received a man bun while sleeping? How do
you do that and wake up? I was dead asleep.
And then I'll go to the bathroom in the middle
of night to pee for like the eighteenth time, and
then I'm like scratching my head I'm like, what the
hell is this thing? And I look in the mirror
and I had a man bun sprout thing. It was weird. Wow.

(01:45:59):
Is sort of like the time maybe it was aliens,
like the time they kidnapped you and did an animal. Yeah,
it was kidnapped you and gave you a man buns.
The man bun aliens? How's your butt feel? I wasn't probed? Okay, no,
you told us before that you were probed. Yes, not
this past weekend, but possibly when I was a child.

(01:46:20):
And can we talk about something else? It looks like, Oh, anyways,
I just posted another photo of your hair on my
Instagram at Alvis Duran. Go check it out. Don't cut it.
This one's better than five minutes ago. Anyway, Uh, what
were we getting? Oh Alison? Is Alison still on the phone? Oh?
We got to talk to Alison. Alison. Congratulations first day

(01:46:43):
of law school. You must be so excited today. I'm
like so nervous, and like this morning I got up
and I'm like I couldn't eat and like I just
want to say thank you to you guys, because like
getting in my car this morning, because I go to
work before I go to class, like I to completely
forgot that, like I had class and like the best
way later because like listening to you guys, it feels
like I'm part of a family that like just jokes

(01:47:04):
all the time and it's like perfect and amazing. Oh
thank you. Wow. But let's talk about what how important
this day is, day one of law school. I mean,
this is a new journey for a new life. You know,
it's going to be exciting and nerve wracking, And I mean,
what do you what are you anticipating from your upcoming

(01:47:25):
law school time? A lot of work, like a lot
of school works. Like I've been getting ahead this week
and it takes it's like NonStop reading and rereading and
briefing cases. And I'm excited to do it, but I'm
like nervous that like it's going to be more than
I expected. No, you'll be fine. It won't break you.
You'll be great. I can feel it already. Alison. Congratulations

(01:47:48):
to you on your first day at law school. Do
you have any direction you want to go into or
just general law to begin with and figure it out
later or what are you thinking. I'm going to start
with general law, but I'm hopefully become a district attorney eventually,
because that's where like I want to go, like I have,
like my my family was is like the police and
all that, and my dad's actually a lawyer and he

(01:48:08):
actually is the reason that I want to become a lawyer. Um,
so hopefully following his footstep. That's awesome. Well, congratulations, Alison.
Just you put your nose in there and get started.
You're gonna be great and have a great day. Thanks
for listening to us. Thank you so much for having
me on. Absolutely, take care. Wow, congrets they want to

(01:48:29):
law school. That's yeah, that's a lot, a lot on
the way, a lot of reading. Bring it on, bring
it on. Yeah, it'll be fine. Uh. Should we just
take a break? What are we doing? Nate? Hey, crazy?
Nate Crazy? Here, Nate Bacon break Elvis. He looks from
Back to the future. Hello, hello future boy. Check out

(01:48:55):
Nate's hair right there. Check out Nate's hair on my Instagram.
And we'll be back after this show. Show. Yeah, we
talked about it earlier, but I'll bring it up again
happily and proudly. The weekend art auction for Cookies for

(01:49:18):
Kids Cancer Uh sold lots of artwork, making close to
seventy thousand dollars and you can still donate, by the way,
at Cookies for Kids Cancer dot org. Right, am I
getting it right? I'll look it up anyway. Uh Gandhi's
piece sold for over a thousand dollars. Yay. I'm so excited.

(01:49:39):
I know, and it's for a good cause, which makes
it even better. I love it again. Go to Cookies
for Kids Cancer dot org and help out, and just
at the very least read up on the story behind
Cookies for Kids Cancer. It's really worth reading. I just
I wonder what that's like, putting it all out there,
coming up with an art piece, then you share it
with other people and say, hey, what do you think,

(01:50:00):
and then someone actually pays money for it. There's got
to be a thrill of some sort. It was so
Brandon and I checked all weekend. We were looking to
see if it got another bid or how high it
was going for, and then we were comparing it to
other other pieces that were getting bought. And then I
was going to call my mom and dad and beg
them to please throw some more money on top of
it and buy the painting. And then I didn't have to.

(01:50:22):
It was great, so I'm really really excited. It's got
to be so doing that. You're going to have your
piece of art hanging in somebody's house. Yeah, so cool.
I'm super excited about it. We're stoked. I love it,
you know, we ought to do. Sometimes someone says, hey,
so what do you do I'm an artist? Oh, yeah,

(01:50:44):
I'm an artist. I'm an I think you've been saying
if you say I'm an artist and they pretty much
know you're not an artist, Hey, you tell me if
you can believe this story or not. A small study
out of a couple of schools in Pennsylvania suggest that
wearing face masks may make people look hotter to some people.

(01:51:04):
They asked participants to rate faces based on attractiveness with
and without the masks, and when the masks were digitally
added to the faces of both the male and female faces,
their attractiveness levels went up. They're saying that, uh, people
that were seemed less attractive now saw their average attractive

(01:51:25):
rating go up, Like really, So, I don't know if
it's because it's hiding half at your ugly face if
you're may yeah, that would be my case, or maybe
it's just you know, the eyes are just always so attractive.
You know, I don't know what I wanted to say
that I really think I'm hotter with a mask, because

(01:51:46):
I always said the top half of my face like
from a buck. I swear to God, I have the
best eyes if you look at my eyes. By the way,
By the way, the word I used was attractive, not hot.
Let's say let's say, look, okay, Scary is wearing his mask. Now, Oh, definitely,

(01:52:07):
I totally see more attractive with the mask. I'll tell
you why, because if you want to get even more attractive, Now,
if you want to get more attractive, cover the whole face.
I have good hair and I have great eyes. Pull
it up over your eyes much. Oh. Now, now that
you're covering your entire face, you look like I was supermodel.
That's good. You really think this is the best look

(01:52:28):
like that? Yes, I do know. But now that's that's
look at the camera, Scary, that's that's the look that Yeah,
that's yeah, that is it. You do look like an
uncut penis what if we just put a bag over
your head kind of elector given me an inferiority complaint? No,

(01:52:52):
not at all. Not you know, it's scary, will make
fun of you till the cows come home. But no
one else is allowed to ever make right fun of you,
right all damn right. Rody says, you should put on
a gas mask. O. God, I'm using it as a
chin guard right now. I do appreciate you know how
the mask does sort of suck in the double chin.

(01:53:12):
If there is ever any then you don't have to
worry about it because you can just position it so
that it because it pulls it up. Yeah. But the
thing is, if you were if you wear a mask
under your chin, it looks like you're a like a
facial reconstruction surgery. Yeah, a little bit anyway, yes, Frog.

(01:53:32):
So when I went out to dinner on Friday night,
we went out to dinner and we're getting out of
the car. I'm walking towards the restaurant and I had
um like one of those netgators on, and so I
had it just right right right at my chin. I
was still walking outside. This woman says, you know, you
have to put it over your mouth and your nose.
I go, we're outside that nice, Frogy. Good for you, Froggy,

(01:54:01):
hold on, hold on, hold on. It wasn't nice. I
was outside of my my own business. I was what
I wasn't within ten feet of her, and she had
to say something to me. What was I supposed to say?
Just keep walking? No? No, no, no, no, no no no.
If she's gonna be that much of a jackass outwardly
towards me, she deserves my reply to her. And that's
why I said, outside are people are tripping through life

(01:54:24):
every day looking for someone to hang their crap on.
I just gave her right back to her. You put
her in her place. No, she was dumb, but she
was dumb, so I had to let her know she
was dumb. She probably drives with a mask on with

(01:54:44):
the windows rolled up by herself, exactly. All right, all right,
all right, let's play. Let's play. Those people should stay
home when this is over. Gosh froggy, let's get into
uh the three things we need to know from Gandhi.
Is there any more news coming out of Wisconsin about

(01:55:04):
the shooting? No new updates from all of the information
that we've gotten so far. As of right now, there's
still a lot of unrest and Kenosha, Wisconsin, as protests
erupted yesterday after the police shooting of a black man
named James Blake. He was shot and severely injured after
police responded to a call about a domestic issue. Video
of that incident has gone viral and shows an officer

(01:55:26):
pulling on the back of his shirt before shooting him
repeatedly at close range. He sustained serious injuries, and overnight
demonstrations turned violent. At times people were throwing things a
police officers and setting fire across the city. That is
the last update that we have the videos condition. Yes,
I did see the video. It is disturbing, very disturbing,
and I know that there are a lot of people

(01:55:48):
saying things like, you know, we need to see what
this guy said. What was the exchange in the car?
You can see from that video that even if there
was an exchange in the car and you're yelling at
each other, you don't open fire on somebody whose back
is turned to you like that for absolutely no reason.
I mean a lot of people are trying to defend
that other side of it too, So we'll see. I
guess what comes out about this. The FDA now giving

(01:56:09):
emergency approval to use convalescent plasma to treat the coronavirus.
The announcement comes from the White House yesterday, with President
Trump saying it will save countless lives. Thousands of Americans
have already been treated with plasma from people who have
recovered from the infection. It's been found to reduce the
death rate by as much as thirty five percent. And yeah, finally,
TikTok is planning to take President Trump to court. The

(01:56:32):
Chinese own app company confirmed that it plans to file
a lawsuit challenging his executive order that would effectively ban
TikTok unless it's sold to an American buyer. TikTok release
the statement over the weekend saying they have sought to
engage in good faith to provide a constructive solution and
expects to sue the administration as soon as this week.
And those are your three things, Gandhi, thank you. A

(01:56:53):
phone tap for you coming up after this in the
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share your changes using hashtag Low's goals. Elvis durand Elvis
durand phone tap Dear Elvis Duran and the other animals.
I would like to phone tap my cousin Stacy. Let's
set this up. I've been telling her for the past
two weeks that I just started working at an STD clinic.
Stacy also works at an STD clinic, so she's very

(01:57:35):
proud of me now that I'm working at an STD
clinic like her. Wouldn't it be great to call Stacy
and tell her that I've signed her up to be
a guest speaker for a rally I'm in charge of organizing.
But tell her she has to cross dress like a man.
This comes to us from Brandy. Brandy is doing the
phone tap all on her own. Brandy, Hey, let's uh

(01:57:57):
have a big, big, huge favorite ask. Okay, remember that
organization I told you that might offer me a job. Yeah,
Well they had. They're putting on a rally and they said,
if I do a really good job on this rally,
I'm supposed to organize it, that I can have this job. Well,
I told him that I had everything under control, and

(01:58:18):
I don't. He wants me to have a spokesperson at
this rally, and I told him that I had somebody,
but I really don't. But Stacy, it has to be
a cross dresser. Oh no, stay, please do it for me.
This is my job depending on it. No cross dressers? What? No,

(01:58:39):
just act like you are a guy dressing as a woman.
You're you can pull it off, you, Sandy, How in
the hell am I going to pull this off? Because
you because I told you? Now you know that you're
all tall and that he says a man, how don't
dress like and not say you dress it? But I'm
saying that you could be a cross dresser. Oh my god, Brandy,

(01:59:00):
with all this breast, I already gave him your name.
No you didn't. If I didn't know you didn't, I
didn't know what to do. Brandy. Oh hell no, you
know that I would do it for you. No, no
one knows if you wouldn't, Brandy, because this is what
I know for real, I would do it for you.
You still haven't told me what rally it is? Why

(01:59:22):
when wearing who rally against STD and what does he
need a cross dresser for? Then? If it's STDs? Because
you want to show that even you know that cross
dresser's a practicing stage sex too. Hell, hi, you know
STD clinic and everything. Yeah, that's right. That's why I
would have been even more reason for you to ask me,
because I could have got somebody from the Bronze Lesbian

(01:59:44):
gay and Shasham. You'll do that for you who actually
is a cross dresser or a transgender My problem is safety,
is that I need somebody that I know is not
gonna threw this up. Nor No, Brandy, I'm sorry. I'm
not cross dressing. I'm not playing. No damn cross dress No,
I like that. I like a lot of the bigger

(02:00:06):
the better. No, No, did already gave him your Oh
well I got sick. I couldn't do it. You gotta
give him something else? Oh wow? No, No, when is
this rally supposed to be anyway? I want you to say,
that's too bad. I'm not across Jesson. Not fair, that's

(02:00:26):
very much fair, Brandy. That wasn't fair for you to
give out my name. I wouldn't do noh like that
at the end of the day. Oh hell no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
this is not the eyes. I'm sorry. My acting career
isn't that good? Yet I'm not Victor Victoria. Your ass
is crazy. Why would you not gonna not gonna do it?
Because that's not me, because I'm not that. I can't

(02:00:50):
pull off me being a guy going into being a
woman when I'm young a woman, but we're family. That's
not right. Now. I gotta get dressed because I have
people wish that my job and I'm getting ready to
catch me a bitch this morning and put in her eye.
There's some that's going on at my job. Really serious, serious.

(02:01:10):
I can't believe you're leaving me on the caller. I'm
not leaving you on the car. I should leave your
ass out, not even tell you that I'll help you
do anything. Why I am not? Because you don't do
that to people, Brandy. I don't want to do it, period,
point blank. That is something I don't want to do.
I don't want to try to play a cross dresser.
You don't want to it. This is my acting debut.

(02:01:32):
Hira is one of those there's another guy who says
that head no, yes, man hes, but she doesn't look
like a man like you do. Much is hot and
you're holler you're talking about brothers, you and like with
the voice and everything. Oh, hell no, you didn't. We
just put a wig on you enough. Hell no, I
told him that you were like a cross dresser for life,

(02:01:54):
that you go to work looking at Oh no, no,
I am what I am? I am a female, always
have been, always will be. Play like a tomboy, yes,
but a man. No. Hey, Stacy, you've been phone tap
by Brandy better kick. This phone tap was prerecorded permission

(02:02:22):
granted by All Party Space Duran phone Tap Money's Duran
in the Morning show. Hey, it's Froggy m a fall
on the way that means more fun. Porch hangouts for
us and Lows has been our go to place to
get everything we need. We'll have some chili night soon
and our new fire pit column is the perfect edition.
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