The Day We Got Uncomfortable

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Por she ends up this program. We're prerecorded. Good news, folks,
Santa Claus the one finally spot ms Christmas Christmas time.
Oh god, we need a holiday. Merry Christmas. This is
elviisterin in the Morning Show. Oh it is. I can

(00:26):
feel it. I'm feeling it right now. Does it offend
you that, you know? I'm a grown man and I'm
sitting here in a room on myself, and I'm feeling
I feel like, at least somebody else is doing it
a holiday spirit, dirty minded pervs. That's what I'm feeling.
Damn you anyway, welcome today. It is like Tuesday, February something.

(00:49):
Who knows, who cares? All I know is it's Friday.
I still have got snow on the ground. Froggy moved
to Florida to get warm. It's twenty nine degrees at
the Jacksonville Reported speak and he's acting like it's negative seven,
and he's wearing a wool hat in his guest room.

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My wife refuses to turn the heat on because she
says it drives her nose out while she sleeps, So
the rest of the family is dying over here. He's
all nice and cozy, Lisa said, I'm not turning on
the heater. It gives me crusty Bugger. Bugar used to
do the morning show. I thought so. No, he was
a competitor and we beat him. Danielle, The thing is,

(01:31):
I'm watching them on the zoom room, and every time
he speaks, I see I see his breath. But I'm
watching Scary. I see the same thing, but scary Scary's breath.
I see his like garlic. Probably Anyway, good morning is scary?
Good morning him? Froggy, Good morning, Hello, Gandhi. How's your
weather in Michigan? Good morning? It's pretty cold here. I'm

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not at Froggy's level yet, but well, actually we're colder.
We're twenty seven right. How about you? Producer, Sam, how
you doing this morning? I'm it was great. Elvis, Yeah,
Scottie b. How was your drive in on the Long
Island Expressway today? It wasn't bad. Just have to watch
out for the black ice because you never know what's
water and what's ice. To stay out of the left
lane because that's whene're it kind of congregates, right, Danielle.
How you doing? How you're feeling? I am feeling good.

(02:14):
Thank you. Danielle had a bad bout with ihof last night.
We'll get into that later. A straight name. All right. Well,
we're thinking what song should we start the show with,
and I'm thinking, well, I love the Mariah Carey song,
even though it's almost played out Christmas song. Ever then

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someone I think scary says we'll wait a minute, We've
got a version with Mariah and Justin Bieber. I'm like,
well that kind of that kind of freshens it up
a bite, it does, shall we? Yes? Yeah, well, welcome
to Friday, and I hope you're feeling it just like
we're feeling it. There we go, Mariah and Justin Bieber.

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Just yeah, I don't want the list for Christmas series,
just one thing I need. Don't care about the prison
on the Christmas I don't leave. Ain't my stalking upon

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the fire then, because don't make it. I see Riston say,
I just want to call my own more than you
could ever known name. I wish God all I want

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you baby. Oh. I won't ask for much this Christmas.
I won't even wish for sw I'm just trying to
keep fun, waiting underne the man. I'm gonna make a

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listing syday. You not for for Sydney. I won't even
stay away to kids magic ringing there because I just
watching kids tonight holding o't do me sou side fucking
li baby, chrispa sit you. All the lights are shining

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by everywhere and the sound of children love building yea
and every fond s I hear the same bring it
And I I don't want to bring in a bottle brown

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last Christmas business as. I just want to see my
play my go. I just want to oh my, oh my,
oh baby, stop you baby. Christmas, Christmas, Christmas? Remember that?

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Remember that video that was a long time ago. They
actually shut down the world famous Macy's Harald Square in
New York City and they shot the video of Mariah
and little young justin Bieber. Yeah, and we all thought
it was It looked a little creepy because it was flirting.
And I was like, oh dude, this should not be
flirting like this because she was giving him eyes and stuff.
I know, right there in the in the in the

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Clinique Bonus hour, I'm like, what are you doing? Anyway?
I loved it. That sounded great. Welcome to the day. Um,
where do we start? How about our first call? Her
of the day, Dawn. Dawn is already this early, having
quite a great morning. Let's ask her what's going on. Hey, Dawn,
welcome to the show. Welcome to Friday. Which good morning,
good morning, So, good morning. What's happening. I fractured my ankles,

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so I have one of those walking boots. Well it's
my right foot, so I have to take the boot
off to slip into my slipper to drive. So I'm
have my feet outside the door and I'm bent over.
I'm strapping everything, and I look up maybe ten feet
there's a freaking buxcuse me, sorry, staring at me, turning

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his head. Don't own overgrown deer. Oh my god, you
need to pull yourself together, woman, pull yourself together. What's so? Wait?
Was he looking you in the eye? I don't know.
I looked he was turning his head, and I threw

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my boom in the car and gun and my things
as possible. It was just turning. What the dog does?
You know when the dog turns his head at you? Yes,
that it was looking at me. Let's consider something. You
were over putting on your slipper. Maybe he was ready to,
you know, brocreate, I would I'm sitting on my seat

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if oh, poor poor, I'm so sorry you you almost
made it with a deer. That would that'd be fabulous, though,
you know, tis the season? Is the season anyway? You know? Um,
you know it says a lot about you and how
the buck found you attractive. I know, come on, let's

(08:32):
let's look at the positives. Well do you know other
than that almost getting rammed by a deer? You're it's
it's the weekend. I got some stuff to give you. Okay,
We've got to give you Elvis durand morning show scrubs
from Hackensack Meridian because it is uh what you are
the first caller of the day, even though god we
almost lost you. Yeah, and you know what, just go

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through the day knowing that that buck found you attractive,
and you know it'll give you extra spring in your
in your limping step. I know. Don have a beautiful
day and be careful next time you've been over. You
never know who's watching. Okay, all right, thank you everyone,
Happy holiday you too. Can you imagine you're bending over

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and you find out that you are in the eye
of a horny book. I love that she's so excited
to sound it like a character from Charlie Brown for
a minute like almost got rammed by a deer. Good
morning God, those are dreams are made of all right,
let's get in uh, let's get into your horoscope, Samantha.

(09:39):
Who do you want to do horoscopes with? Elvis? I
would love to do them with you today, Honor, thank
you watching if it's your birthday today, it's Billie Eilish's
birthday as well. She's nineteen. Brad Pitt is fifty seven.
Christina Aguilera is forty. God, what a superstar birthday, Capricorn.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Be more

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diverse in your problem solving approach, Capricorn. In your day's
a nine Aquarius. Someone close to you may be taking
you for granted. Let them see how much you bring
to the table. Your day's in eight hey, Pisces. Try
not to leave anything up to chance. Take control. Firm
up any loose ends. Pisces. Your day is an eight aries.
Be aware of the hidden costs. Don't be shortsighted, and
make sure you read the terms and conditions your days

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and eight Hey Taurus. Take a moderate approach to revamping
your routine. Slight changes could lead to longer lasting and
more permanent outcomes. Your days of ten Gemini, ground yourself
with the knowledge that everything must eventually come to an end.
Don't be afraid of what's to follow your days and
nine Hey, Cancer, do not allow yourself to be caught
up in what others may think of you. Screw them Cancer.

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Your days of nine Leo, don't stress over what's unpredictable. Instead,
look at it as new opportunities presented in your horizon.
Your days of ten Excellent and Virgo. All your long
thought out plans may take an abrupt turn. Take it
in stride and be quick on your feet. Today is
a seven Virgo Libra. Your anxiety could put you in

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fight or flight mode. Take a deep breath and try
and keep stress to a minimum. Your days of nine
h Scorpio, a new challenge will await you at every turn.
If you need to take time for your sanity, be
sure to do it. Your days and eight and last
but not least Sagittarius. Your need to control a micromanage
could cause disruption in your personal life, so try and

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let others live Your days to seven and those are
your Friday morning horoscopes. Okay, so honored that you asked
me to be part of your horoscope. Thanks for not
asking you know who? You had to make today a
great day. Elvis was good. Thank you. Hey, we got
to get into the three things you need to know.
Lots going on, Gandhi, what's going on? All right? The
FDA chief says that the agency is working fast to

(11:46):
get authorization for the Maderna COVID nineteen vaccine, and it
was overwhelmingly recommended by an independent panel of advisors yesterday.
The FDA is expected to grant the authorization sometime today.
In the meantime, daily US COVID related death are now
above thirty four hundred for the second day in a row.
Wednesday's death toll set a record, and yesterday's was just
under that number. With nearly seven thousand dead over two days,

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the US death toll has now passed three hundred and
ten thousand. The US is also continuing to set new
records for hospitalizations, with over one hundred and fourteen thousand
Americans battling the virus in a hospital. The US agency
that handles America's nuclear weapons stockpile is reportedly among those
hit by a massive cyber attack. Politico reports that research
laboratories and other offices of the National Nuclear Security Administration

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were targeted, and now we're hearing that several other entities
under the Energy Department were also hit. The FBI and
other agencies are investigating the cyber campaign that they say
was definitely by foreign hackers. Hello, they needed to order
Norton three sixty for gamers. I'm telling you what that
would have solved everything. I know. This happened, I know.
And finally, there's another deadline here for holiday shopping. Walmart's

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deadline for free two day shipping is two pm tomorrow.
Monday is the deadline for next day delivery. In store
pickup orders must be placed by four pm on the
twenty third for pickup on Christmas Eve. And of course,
with more people shopping online amid the pandemic, retailers and
shipping companies have to tighten deadlines, So make sure that
you are checking that info before you order, because a
lot of places right now are already saying you're gonna

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get your stuff after Christmas and those are your three things.
So if you're fridaying, you haven't purchased online the gift
that needs to be delivered and you're afraid it's not
gonna make it until Christmas. You know, Venmo goes boom
right through. Just keep in mind, you know what, With
that in mind, it is a Friday. I've been told
you guys, ready to do it? Yeah? All right, come on,

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let's have a Friday. Let's tell this to Rand and
the Morning Show. Yeah, Merry Christmas Holiday. Wonder Woman nineteen
eighty four. It's Christmas time to believe in wonder again.
And you can see the epic adventure in two ways,
either in theaters or streaming exclusively on HBO Max December
twenty fifth, starring Galgado, Chris Pine, Kristen Wigg and Pedro Pescal.

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It's rated PG thirty. Well, well, well, who's been naughty?
Who's been nice? I always say nice, and everyone else
tells me naughty and I get cold. It's ridiculous, you know.
It isn't just a stupid question to ear all the time.
But think about this past year. Think about maybe a

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slip that you made, Maybe you did something that could
be considered naughty, maybe something only you know you did.
So what percentage of your year was naughty versus nice?
Isn't my question? Because I'll be first admit I think
I have. I have about ten percent naughty in there.
Oh yeah, I got more than that. Fifty for me, really,

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I think. So, oh, you're just saying that to be funny.
I'm being serious, Like, no, I'm being serious. I think.
I mean if I were to really analyze my behavior
and things that I could improve and do better, probably
fifty percent of my life could be better than what
I'm doing. Well, okay, maybe we need to I guess
we need to evaluate what naughty means. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean doing better like you know, inking too much

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or not exercising or whatever. I don't consider those things naughty.
I'm talking about like infidelity. I'm telling about ripping someone
off cash wise, I'm talking about stealing from a grocery store. Danielle,
I haven't done that. I haven't done that at all
this year. Or maybe they give you too much change

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and you don't say anything too of them, you know
what I'm that's naughty to me. Yeah, yeah, so I
have ten percent, which is kind of high in the
naught the naughty category. I no, no, I'll tell you
what you know. It's naughty if you can't tell anyone
what it is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, okay, yeah,

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I don't know that one on the show. Really No,
I've definitely been naughty this year for sure. For sure
there's stuff that I'm not going to tell anybody, But
then there's stuff that I tell like some friends, like
I would tell Sam and then maybe not tell like
anyone else about it. No, you'd be naughty and confide
in one person, so frog, really well, I always try

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to justify it by it. You remember that one time
a friend of ours sat on Santa's lap and he says,
you know, sometimes naughty is nice. So I just justify
it like that, like you know what, I was naughty,
But sometimes that's necessary. You have to be naughty sometimes
to get what you need. It's nice. And sometimes it's
hard to admit to yourself that you've actually done something
this naughty. Yeah right, I have no problem menting it. No,

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I'm telling you my ten percent naught in us this
year didn't involve bloodshed, It didn't involve taking anyone's life
or taking advantage of anyone. That I'm fine there, I
feel good there all right, So now your your mind
is wandering, isn't it. Yes? Yeah, oh well come on,
I know. I'm thinking back of the year. I've been
like a boy scout man, I've been like so great.

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I gave up sugar. You know you did not give
up sugar. Okay, here's what you did it. It was naughty.
You lied about giving up sugar. Okay, I mean if
that's if if lying is naughty, then then that's one
hundred percent for me. I don't know what to tell you,
because I mean, I gave up sugar, like I said.
You know, we got a house. You know, I've been
coming to busy. Yeah, we've been too busy to be naughty. Yeah, exactly.

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And I've been too isolated to be naughty. But you know,
all right, yeah, we've been figured it out. I figured
it out. I know I know what you did because
you've been out there all alone. Did you start like
an only fans page? Should we go search for that?
To me, that's not naughty. That's not naughty. By the way,
if you want to you text us what you did.

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It was naughty. Just give us a hint and you'll
be totally anonymous. Text us at fifty five. Yes, Gary,
do you all consider outdoor dining with more than four
people being naughty? No, I just think that's irresponsible. Okay, yeah,
I can't think of a bad thing that I did. Okay,
well no, no, you know what, a lot of people

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have been isolated this year and very careful, so maybe
they didn't have an opportunity to be naughty. And I
have to be careful. I'm round my kids so much now,
I you know, can't be that. I mean, I can
be little naughty and they're like mom, really but you know, okay,
let's put it this way. Have you done something this
year that would make Santa go? Well, you know, I
do know what you did in March? Right, So that's

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a lot of questions for Santa. Yeah exactly. But like
people have been naughty, and I know for a fact
some people have been naughty and then they still get
Christmas gifts. So like, how long is Sannah really watching?
Is there a window? Does he come and go? Because
some people that's why they sent the elf. The elf
is the one who's always watching, and then the elf
goes back and reports the Santa. Ah, the elf is
doing some bad reporting for some people. Yeah of course, okay,

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of course, what an apathetic elth Yeah, well, okay, let's
look at it. This way and then we'll move on.
If you didn't have an opportunity to be naughty this year,
when things open up and you have an opportunity to
fly like an eagle, you know what I'm saying. Oh
my gosh, are you going to take advantage and go hello?
All these people that have been like locked up are
gonna go a hog? While we know Ashley Madison that

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websites that set up for cheaters, people who cheat on
the people who are married too, they did a survey.
I'm sure we should trust anything and everything they say,
but they did a survey that said that people are
so excited about getting the vaccination getting the vaccine so
they can start cheating again. Oh my gosh, that's terrible,
and I love how they published it in a story. Yeah. Okay,

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with that said, let's get into our feel goods with
producer Sam all Right. Producer Sam all Right, So I
can tell I'm not good to talk to you about
that on air. Okay. So, our friend Carla Marie actually
sent me this last night, and today we shine a
light on Seattle resident Richard Knowles because he puts hours
into making his neighbor's smile. So for the past three years,

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Richard has made the front of his house look like
a mini scale version of the Bates Motel from Psycho
over Halloween. But he said, hey, I have a lot
more time this year, so let's make it a little happier,
and let's make it last a little longer than just Halloween.
So he decided to challenge himself and turn it into
the Rosebud Motel from Shit's Creek that show we're all
obsessed with, and it is actually uncanny. I gotta send

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you guys a picture. It reminds me of those tiny
houses that kids knocked door to door from in Disney
Like it's just a small Shit's Creek. It looks exactly
the way that it should. And he says it gets
about two hundred new people a day who just come
and take pictures, and he sees the smiles and everybody
loves it. And I just think it was so nice
of him to do something for other people that he's

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never met before. So thank you, Richard. And if you
have a story that deserves to be featured, email me
Sam at Elvistrand dot com, subject line feel goods, but
it won't get featured until twenty twenty one, Okay, thank you.
Out here a lot of people are texting here. You're
watching the text people saying the naughty things they did.
Some of them I cannot read on air. Oh, here's
someone who stole twenty five dollars worth of gas. Here's

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someone who took mushrooms and acid. I like to influence
my friends into smoking too much of their weed when
we drink, and like none of mine. So that's naughty.
So they're getting their friends messed up so they could
smoke their stash. Uh my god, I asked neighbor for
naked pictures and I got them naughty maybe Wow, I

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love these. I lied until people My ex cheated on
me after we broke up, but then afterwards founded he
actually did it was I've been watching way too much porn.
I'm stirring up crap at work. Wow, look at all
the naughty stuff there's oh wow, there's some sad stuff
in here. I can't read. Uh oh look at okay,

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So keep texting us for at least for our entertainment.
Stuff you've done make you naughty? All right, Danielle, what
do you have coming up? A post? Malone is a
multitasker and I'll tell you why. Oh, here's someone picking
up shifts and a second job so I don't have
to be at home with the kids. I think that's
just self care. All right, thank you Danielle. On the way,

(21:58):
I also chance the rapper on with us today, loving
that we have a one thousand dollars few money phone
tap on the way. We've got lots of stuff to do.
We're back after this. Mister Ran in the Morning Show
wishes you and your family a very merry Christmas. All right,
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(23:25):
of naughty, if you live in the Northeast and you
got snowed on and you got snow in your car,
do not drive that car until you pull that snow
off the topic. Oh yes, please, that's the worst You
have no idea, how awful and dangerous and just what
a what a dicky thing to do? You know, like,
no offense. I mean that's not cool, Nate. I mean

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you drove all the way in from Westchester County. I
mean do you get behind people that have snow on
their cars? Yes? Yeah, yesterday I'm so glad you said this. Elvis.
Yesterday on the way home, I see this guy looks
like he's driving an iceberg because it was still cut.
He had one low probably the size of a magazine
cleared off the back windshield. Nothing else, no side you know, windows,

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and like a patch probably this equivalent size on the windshield.
What a dumb ass. Yeah, see, it is dangerous. I
mean it's it's inconsiderate, but it is dangers so you
should do it. I mean, yeah, Scotty, coming in this morning,
there was a truck in front of me and a
sheet of ice the size of a mattress flew off
the top of it. Because they can't clear that off.

(24:28):
How do you get up there? Terrible? That would scare
the living crap out of it. I had a swerve.
Oh boy, all right, so do that if you would
just take that. Also, you know, Froggy lives with someone
who refuses to change the thermostat on the back. And
we we're looking at Froggy in the zoom room. He
is he looks like he is ready to go out

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and shovel snow. He is so bundled up and in
the comfort of his own home, it's cold in here, man,
Because she says, I'm not turning the heat on. It
dries my nose out and I can't sleep. So just
throw it, she said, quote throw an extra blanket on. Yeah, well,
so are you? Are you gonna end up draping a
blanket around your body while you're doing the show? Oh?
Really you want to? Oh? Really? Here? Look because it

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looks as if, you know, in the zoom room, it
looks as if it is freezing in your house. Oh
my gosh, I have a blanket right, No, that I
got from Santa Fe Actually the day of the deadline.
That's a nice day of the dead blanket that'll keep
you nice in one. Yes, scary. What's your question? So?
I just want to know. In the world of parallel parking,
a lot of people in cities have this issue. When
it snows. If I if I shovel out a parking

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space for my car that that has, you know, like
snow over, and then I and I park there and
then I leave, Do I get to put a cone
in that space for when I come out? Don't be stupid. No,
but I shove I did an hour's worth the work.
It's not. Yes, it's not your parking space. It's not
your parking I know. I know. You're from Brooklyn where
people are famous for putting like lawn furniture from their house.

(25:56):
So people want park in front of their house. You
can't do that. That is that's the league. Yeah, you
can get away with it in some neighborhoods because you're
a Your neighbors will come out and they will defend
for you, and they'll beat them up whoever's trying to
park there. We always used to put trash cans in
those parking spaces to hold them cones. Cones comes away.
You can't do that. You can get away with it.
It depends on the neighborhood in Brooklyn more likely Staten Island. Yeah,

(26:16):
you can get away with it. But if it's right
in front of my house, then you know, then I
tend to get a little more pissy. You can get pissy,
but you know, legally it's not your property. But if
it's in front, so have you been scrooged? You know
what scrooging is? Right? No, when someone dumps you right

(26:36):
before Christmas? Oh oh that people just you know, they
know that if they stay with you in a relationship
through the holidays. Then there's it's a it's a little
more of a commitment to the relationship, right, it's more
of an emotional bond. There's a gift giving thing, right,
so you you get scrooge or you scrooge them. A
lot of people are scrooging right now. This is scrooge weak. Yeah,

(26:59):
I think it's kind of important. I know it sounds terrible,
but two scrooge people. If you think that it's not
going to work out, then why go through all of
the stuff and build that bond and buy the gifts
and introduce them to the family. Just call it. But
don't wait till the week before the holiday. You know
you know this a little bit before, Well this is
the week before saying, you know, don't be a jackass.

(27:21):
I gotta disagree. This is the time to do it.
You're a jackass if you if you don't get rid
of them. But that's terrible. They're gonna cry and be
alone for Christmas. Danielle. That's where breakups are all about.
Breakups are never easy. They're very difficult. But it's going
to be better if you do it now than if
you wait till after Christmas, or do it like I
would do to do it right there on Christmas Eve.
Yeah's your gift, do it under the tree on Christmas morning.

(27:48):
That's nice name. I agree with you, Elvis, because even
if you go through the holidays with someone that you
don't want to be with it, and then you break
up with them after the holidays, they're going to think
back and say, he was probably thinking this on Christmas
Day at dinner was exactly Yeah, exactly, Danielle. You knew
you're going to break up with me, still you came
over and had dinner on me on Christmas. You bitch

(28:08):
to be nice to my family. Yeah, you're right. If
I was in that situation, i'd want someone to break
up with me as soon as they felt like it
wasn't working anymore. Just let me go live and live
my life and start again. Please, Amen, that's the gift
you can give the gift of breaking up with you. Yes,
this is what am I getting from Christmas? What are
you getting me? I'm giving you a break up, but

(28:30):
you can wrap it in the in the disguise of
I'm giving you a new start. Congratulation. Someone sends a
text and say they were scrooged on Christmas Eve and
they hated Christmas for years after that. Okay, do not
screwed someone on Christmas Eve. No Christmas Eve Eve, though
it is good. You can scourge them up till the
twenty third came over. Okay, So what's today's date? December eighteen. Okay,

(28:52):
you have a few days, Danielle, you're ready to go? Yes,
all right, Danielle, all right. So Tyler Perry speaking of
being single, he is single. He's fifty one and single.
He actually recently split with his longtime girlfriend. So he
posted a workout photo of himself and said I'm fifty

(29:14):
one and I'm single, and the ladies responded asking him out.
He's quite a snack. Have you seen that photo? He
definitely is, and he you know, he's ready, he's ready
to move on, and he was letting everybody know about it.
So this is pretty cool. Billie Eilish gave Michael Boublay
credit for inspiring her song My Future, So Michael took
to Twitter to give her a shout out as well,

(29:35):
and she says she came up with the song after
watching a video of herself from when she was thirteen
and she was listening to just haven't met you yet.
So Michael tweeted that this is so cool. I'm also
a huge fan of yours. He said music is a
great healer, so it was really cool, and then her
brother Phineas retweeted, Boublay has spoken, So we love Michael Boulay.

(29:55):
He's such a sweetie. San Same Street and CNN are
helping kids understand the ongoing a virus crisis by hosting
another town hall. A bunch of people are going to
be there. Uh, super grover, We'll answer your questions about
staying healthy, being socially distanced, the holidays, hoping with your feelings.
It's gonna air tomorrow at ten am Eastern Time on CNN,

(30:16):
so you may want to record that for the kids
if you don't have a chance to watch it. Um.
Let's see, I was telling you about post malone and
how he is a multitasker. So here's what he did.
He was at the dentist and he knew he was
going to be at the dentist for a long time,
so he said, you know, well, while I'm here, I'm
just gonna go ahead and get a tattoo at the
same time. That's what he did in the dentist chair.

(30:38):
There's pictures of it. He's getting teeth done and he's
getting a tattoo at the same time. Brilliant. He's multitasking exactly.
I didn't know guys could multitask, but I you know,
apparently you guys can. If you're just sitting there, you
don't really one person's yanking your tooth out, the other
one putting a mom tattoo on your butt. That is true.

(30:58):
At tonight on television, you have All Lives Frozen Adventure,
Shrek the Halls. If you've never seen Shrek the Halls,
it's so funny and cute and it's very short, so
you'd like that. Christmas Carol or Challenge. It is the
final in the competitions and l this weekend, do a
Leive's performing. Kristin Wig is your host. Also, there is
a Garth Brooks special over the weekend. Assume you want

(31:20):
to watch that, and that is my Daniel Report, Thank you. Daniel.
Twenty four is Stacy. She's telling Froggy, Hey, suck it
up while you're sitting there in that fifty degree room.
Ye do. In the Morning show, Hey, Stacy, what's up? Hi?
Good morning? How are you guys doing We're doing very well.
In Friday. We're ready to go. We're ready to go.
So what's on your mind? So I live in Pennsylvania,
and of course we got like nine to twelve inches

(31:42):
of snow. And I've been married to my husband for
twenty one year, and there is a rule in my
house that no matter how cold it gets, the firm
of stat does not go about sixty two degrees. So
I love you, Froggy. Am. I am a nurse, so
I appreciate what you went through and I feel for you.
But I'm gonna tell you what I tell my husband.

(32:03):
Suck it up, Buttercup, Hold on a second, and I
swear I'm not making this up and I'm not playing
because of what happened. But my incision actually hurts when
it gets cold. Okay. I I am so sorry, Froggy.
But you can put on a thermal hat. My husband's
in the army. They have what's called the Gators. You

(32:25):
can put that on your head. Come on, I'm wearing
right now, says gas on it. She is not cutting
you any slack, even though you have an aneurysm scar
on your edge. She's like, I don't care, suck it
up surgeries, and even when I'm in the hospital, I
tell the nurses as a nurse, I know you guys

(32:48):
love to have it cold. I'm going to be your
favorite patient. Keep it at like fifty and just give
me every blanket on the floor. Look at you, all right,
Thank you, Thank you, Stacy, Thank you. Hey. I just
want to let you guys know you make my morning amazing.
I'm in nursing and I've been dealing with COVID and
you guys just don't know what you guys mean to

(33:11):
us frontline workers, nurses, um, anybody that works in the
front line, whether it's in restaurants or convenience stores. You
guys are amazing. And I want to let you know.
Today is my last day at my current job, and
I'm gonna be working closer to home, but I'm still
going to get up at five forty five. So I
cane you guys every morning and back at you and

(33:32):
what you just said about frontline workers, especially in the
medical field. Uh. Look, you know we cannot make enough
sacrifices for what you do, and so we appreciate you.
Thank you so much. Stacy. A Merry Christmas to you.
Turn sixty five degrees. It's only sixty four if I
get a little sick. Okay, all right, wow, thank you,

(33:56):
thank you, thank you, Stacy, thank you very much. Maria
online three. Actually, Maria, are you there? I am Elvis. Maria.
You do sound a little sad. Did you get scrooged
last year? I got scrooged four days before Christmas last Okay, okay,
so are you glad you got scrooged and the relationship

(34:19):
did not linger through the holidays and then the break up? Well,
I mean not at first, but I definitely learned my
lasson because I ended up sending Christmas Eve with friends
going through that, and then I had the best New
Year's Eve. But you know, at first it was like
a little bit bitey, but then I was like, this

(34:41):
is perfect good. I like this. So your your advice,
I'm assuming, is if you if you know that you
need to end a relationship, get it done before Christmas,
get it done. This is the week. Yeah, I guess
there would make sense. And then you save yourself a
lot of money and a lot of a headache. Yeah,
and a lot of emotional toll. There's that. Yeah, And

(35:03):
you know what, look It's never a good time to
break up. Breaking up is always bad. There's never like
figure out what day of the years, Oh, that's the
best day to break up. That No, there is not
a day like that. There's not, No, there isn't. But
you know what, it's all good because in the end,
you know, you have to be true to what you're
looking for. And that definitely wasn't what I was looking for. Truth.

(35:24):
I like it, Maria Gandhi, right, is exactly what you're saying.
And then you get to start the new year off
maybe making out with someone new and on a whole
new page. So yeah, for you, well, let's make out
with a lot of people. We've got the COVID going
on circumstances. Yeah, that was luckily pre COVID. Yeah, oh
that's good. Okay, thank god. All right, Well, thank you Maria,

(35:46):
and thanks for listening to us every day, and best
to look to the holidays. I love you, guys. You
know I'm calling from Ohio too, and I'm calling from Ohio.
I know she was calling from Puntsavania, whatever. But I've
been listening to you guys for years, and I wake
up to you. I listened all day at work. You
are just fabulous. I just cannot entertainment. Thank you so much.

(36:08):
That is so kind. Wow, everyone's being nice. You obviously
want something from us. Has it been way too nice?
I'm kiddie, I'm kidding, Maria. Go have a great day. Thanks.
Thanks for calling in about being scrooged. All right, let's
talk about Masterclass. You're looking for a great gift. We
found it. Masterclass. We've been talking a lot about it.
Can you imagine a friend calls it? God, I would

(36:30):
love I would learn how to do magic. Okay, give
them a nice give them a year's master Class membership.
They can actually learn to do magic from Penn and Teller. Hello.
And that's what magic. Master Class is all about, the
best in their field, teaching you what you want to know.

(36:51):
You have no access to these people otherwise, for instance,
what are you working on? Straight name? Okay? So I'm
very excited this holiday season because you guys knew. I
know that I lived in Los Angeles for a while
and I went out there to be an actor. And
when you're out there, they have classes taught by these
people that were in the background on Starsky and Hutch
And you're like, what does this guy know about acting, right,

(37:11):
Helen Mirren teaches an acting class, so really she's she's
a masterclass teacher has Dame Helen Mirren's teaches a masterclass.
So I'm gonna take this masterclass and get it from
the best, and then maybe, you know, I'll revive and
have a second career in my you know, forties and
be a famous actor because I learned from Helen Miry.
So you're gonna leave and move to la and become

(37:31):
a famous actors. I'm gonna sit in my living room
and learn from You're gonna learn acting from one of
the best actors in the world, Dame Helen Marry. We're
gonna start calling you Dame Nate Marinos. You see where
ell I mean, it seems far fetched, doesn't it that
you can actually train with someone like Helen Mirren or
dog training with Froggy and that delicious dog trainer guy.

(37:57):
Oh my god, I've noticed, like so one of my
dogs he barks way too much. He just barks at
every salent he hears. And so I've started doing some
of the things that Brandon says to do in the masterclass,
and sure enough, last night he heard a sound he
wanted to bark so bad. He looked at me. I said, no, sir,
mister Xi Man. He did not bark. He laid the business.

(38:20):
What about you, Gandhi? What are you working on? So?
I recently bought a guitar and you can take guitar
lessons from Carlos Santana. And I'm gonna say, if I
could pick stop it, I would take guitar lessons from
It would be him. And it's not just you're boring.
Here's how you play. He actually talks to you about
how he writes music, the emotion behind it, his artistic expression,
Like it's really really cool. Wow, Gandhi leaving our show

(38:42):
to be a guitar player for amazing rock and rollman,
she's living in the Nate's leaving to be a famous
actor dame. All right, So here's what you need to do.
You can sign up for an entire year of Masterclass
and you have access to every single class, over ninety
different superstars in their fields. And if you sign up

(39:03):
today at masterclass dot com slash Elvis, you can get
another year unlimited access Masterclass Class for a friend or
someone in your family. It's a great gift. Who do
you know that would love this. You have access to
all these incredible instructors, these these professionals. You can give
it as a gift. You get a year, they get
a year. But you have to do this. Go to

(39:23):
masterclass dot com, slash Elvis. We're back after this. Someone's
in here. Why are you pooping in my house? Shann
to eat lots of cookies and sometimes that makes diarrheads.
In the Morning Show, Hey, it's Daniellevis. Holiday season, Luctastic

(39:47):
has teamed up with us to raise money for cookies
for kids cancer. They will donate one dollar for every
new app download up to five thousand downloads. Download Luctastic
today and join in on the fun as we raise
money too Holidays. In the Morning Show, I mean everything
else went down the toilet this year, and now we

(40:09):
get into Christmas and the holidays, it's time for gift giving. Um,
I think you're actually if you're like me and you're
an irresponsible gift giver. Do you know what that means?
If you're an irresponsible gift giver? You know what I'm saying.
Sometimes you forget, sometimes you're late. Sometimes whatever, you have
an excuse this year because you know the whole world
is just just aft, you know, um, and it's it's okay.

(40:31):
I was never offended if someone said to me, hey,
I ordered you something, it's not going to be there
till January and they give me a box, I opened
it up into a picture of what they're giving me. Yeah,
I know whatever. There are people who are deeply offended
by that. By the way, that might be happening a
couple times in my house, this time around pictures. Yeah,
some pictures might be wrapped up. I'm just saying you.

(40:53):
I actually and this annoy so many people in my life.
But I save Christmas gifts for later because sometimes maybe
I'm having a rainy day and then you have a
present and then I get to open my present. Yay,
it's so much fun. But then the people who sent
you the gift are like, did you open it? That's rude,
open your present. So I like getting them later. We
have a couple of things under the tree and we're
waiting for I like to be here and we can
open them. But the gifts we're giving, you know, we're

(41:15):
hearing the stories, especially from Gandhi, where if you haven't
ordered by now, it's not going to get there Walmart
saying you have what two more days to order? Walmart
is saying, if you want that two day shipping, tomorrow
is the day. If you want the one day shipping,
I believe Monday is the latest you can go. And
other than that, good luck. And the one day shipping
is like more than the thing you're buying. That's that's

(41:36):
the penalty you must pay. Course anyway, fifty five percent
of people are still planning on buying gifts online, still
at this late moment, and they're doing it even though
it may not show up for the holiday. Oh well,
oh well, it's an exciting holiday. You get to keep
opening stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you get mad, Oh well,
have you seen the TikTok video of how mec ribbs

(41:58):
are made? Oh no, I thought you, yeah, you know what.
I went to watch it. Brody sent me and he said,
you gotta watch this. But I know how much you
love the mcribb. I don't care. I don't care what
they do or don't do to make my micrib I'm
gonna eat them. I'm gonna love them exactly. But if
you if you're if you don't want to be ruined,
don't watch that oh boy, all right, we've got lots

(42:22):
to do. Let's get into our one thousand dollars Delongi
free money phone taps. Gary, here we go. You got
any money? You know? Yesterday was such a great day
thanks to our friend Mike and everyone at Delongy. We
presented a check to Gretchen and Cookies for Kids Cancer
for one hundred thousand dollars to keep research funded for

(42:43):
kids cancers. Their cancers are so unique and they need
special special treatment. So thank you to DeLong You. So
when you go to Delongi dot com to order, just understanding.
Not only are you receiving incredible, incredible, incredible things for
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from a brand that cares about kids in the community.
DeLong you. So, Mike Prager, we thank you. And Gretchenholdt

(43:06):
at Cookies for Kids Cancer, we thank you one hundred
thousand dollars. That was fun giving her the big check yesterday, right, yes,
it was. So. If you want to finish up your
holiday shopping, I say go to our friends at delongy
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Go check them out, beautiful beautiful works of art that

(43:27):
actually make espresso and other things for your kitchen. So
shop there now DeLonge dot com. Thanks to them, you're
about twenty thousand dollars. Who does the free money phone
tap today? Scary Miss mosk Loops just wants to book
a holiday party. Oh dear the year with bringing along
her son, we'll find out. It's your free money phone tap.

(43:49):
If your call or one hundred, you win a thousand
dollars thanks to DeLong call us now to win one
eight hundred and two four two zero one hundred and
here we go, Elvis rand phone tap. Wait, wait minute,
whose is it? Whose phone tap? It's Danielle's missus muskell Opsis.
All right, let's get into the phone tap. Daniel What
are you so? Olivia is tapping Melissa? Um? You know

(44:11):
they own a little restaurant and Miss mushkell Opsis just
wants to make a reservation. She's having a party. This
is probably a very complicated Miss Let's yeah, I wanted
to book a holiday party, um for tomorrow. Oh um, listen,

(44:31):
I'm sorry, but tomorrow is a little bit, we are booked. Huh,
we're actually books for tomorrow. Book what we are? We
don't have any space to book a new party for tomorrow.
How can you big book for tomorrow when it's only today.
I mean, if it's only today, you shouldn't be booked
for tomorrow. I didn't even make a reservation, and I
don't know how you have all reservations for tomorrow already.

(44:53):
How are you trying to make a dinner reservation or
are you trying to book a party? Yeah, it's for
thirty four people. Okay, So basically how it works is
when you book a party, um, you have to do
it more yead, I want to book a party thirty
four people tomorrow night at eight o'clock. Okay, I'm sorry,
let's make it six. Let's make it six. I'm an

(45:15):
old lady. I like to go to bed early. Okay.
I understand that if we're not that kind of restaurant.
If you have to book us an advancing where do
you have mozarella sticks? Because I like a lot of
monzarella sticks, we cannot accommodate your party tomorrow. I'm very
very sorry. You might want to look at somebody we
cannot accommodate your party. We have no faith for you
at a restaurant. But I'm gonna come at six because

(45:36):
you know, I'm an old lady and I can't say
thirty four people. And I'm I also like a lot
of Marin Narrow sauce with a Monza realistic, So make
sure is that actually okay? Okay, okay, if you show
up tomorrow, if you show up brow, we will have
no seed for you. We will have no Motzarella six
for you. Okay, we don't have to faith. I'm so
very sorry. Do you Donna? Do you match the ball suit?

(45:58):
Because half of my guests of Jewish. We have a
holiday party. We're gonna have a manure on one side
of the tree and a tree on the other side.
Is all right? If you want to book something maybe
in January or excuse me, what would Who's gonna have
a holiday party in January. It took me a while
to get your number because I don't have the internet,
and so I had to go down to the store

(46:19):
that cuts my co cuts, you know, Bob. My son
Marvin had to drive me there, and he drove me
to the place that has the co cuts and Bob,
he gave me your phone number to them, Bob, Well,
I appreciate you. I wanciate Bob. I appreciate Bob giving Well.
I didn't have a pan to write down the phone number,
so it took me a few minutes, and that's why
I called so late. So as you can see, there
was a lot of things going on in that Sorry man, listen,

(46:42):
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I wish we could
have you come in, but we can't. Maybe think of
a couple of other days in the future. Callers back
and we'll try to accommodate you. All right, so you
really down my name. My name is marsh Collopsis. Hello. Hello.
You told me to come back and tell you what
my early is convenience was, so I wanted to tell

(47:04):
you that's tomorrow. No, I do you tomorrow? What? No? What? No? Um? No?
Is it? Because I have Jewish friends coming? Is that
the problem? And I'm offending that you were saying that
to me. I would low to speak to your manager
because I don't think you'll be a nice I think
it's old people and I don't think you like my
Jewish friends. Nothing available tomorrow, Okay, we have other people
that took the time to plan ahead, and so we

(47:25):
cannot accommodate your party. So nice of you. I'm so sat.
Thirty four of us are coming and again, sorry, you
know what, I guess what. We're closed tomorrow. You're not closed, Tobody.
You're so funny. Don't be funny room at the end.
I'm sorry, very funny. I don't think that's nice. You're
just being mean to old people. You'll be sitting outside
looking in, watching other people who plan ahead. We are

(47:45):
not accommodating your party to come. Are you laughing at
because Olivia, this is Daniel Monaro from Elvis Durrant in
the Morning show. You just got phone tapped. Oh oh
my god. Yeah, I'm not really an old lady. And
Lissa was in on at the hotel. Listen you there,
huh what hello? I just aged like ten years? Gotcha?

(48:13):
Oh my god, lord miss Moskopish God Danielle. Oh people
love people love her. I don't think a sug in
the mail from one of our listeners that said fan
club of Miss mosh Kallopsis. It was fabulous a party
of one. Anyway, thank you for that special holiday treat.

(48:34):
I'll just go talk to Vinny online six to give
him a thousand dollars. There you go to that fast, Vinnie.
One thousand dollars is yours with the free money phone tap. Congratulations.
Hello lady, this is the best morning of ever, ever, ever.
Thank you very much. I can imagine all the time.
Listen to me and my partner were in the car
and we're it's stuck in the park, and um, yeah,

(48:56):
so this was like really really great. Wait wait hold on, wait,
wait wait wait wait wait, you're you're stuck in the park.
How do you how are you stuck in the park.
I'm in my car and the light is changing every
two seconds from green to yellow to red, and we're
just stuck. It's been taking us about twenty minutes to
get somewhere where you used to take us about and
take your time and spend more time with each other.

(49:17):
What park of you in the middle of, Vinnie, I'm
in um Washington Park. It's in Albany, New York. Oh
my gosh, it's a little cold. Well look stay a
little yeah, stay warm. A thousand dollars coming your way, Vinnie.
But wait, there's more. What else does he get? Scary?
It's a gift from under the DeLonge giving tree. Oh
my god, day, this is a good day to be

(49:40):
stuck in the park. Yeah, buddy, there you go. He's
tackling that bob. Okay this you broke it. You broke it. Congratulations,
you getta rap it. Crisp Digital air Friar from Delight
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it on sales. Vin Vinnie, don't hate us. It is
an air friar. And if you're like me, you're like
everything fried. Now we can even fry air. How magical

(50:25):
is that? All right? Vinny? Christmas, you guys have a
beautiful day stuck in the park, A thousand dollars coming
your way, and have a great, great couple of weeks
and a great holiday. Okay. I just want to say,
sim if I can. My uncle passed away back in
November twenty first, I don't want to down up and
I had been trying to get on and I just
wanted to say thank you very much because during that time,
you guys really did help me get through it. And

(50:45):
I love you all very much. We listen to you
every morning, So thank you very much. And happy holidays
to everybody for real. Vinnie, thank you, thank you for
telling us that story. And God bless you and your
family and your uncle and you take care. Okay, Yes, well,
I love you, Thank you, Love you more. Hold on.
Speaking of loving you more, you know that's the favorite
phrase of what special person, Uncle Johnny. You didn't know

(51:11):
that about you. I love you. He always says, love
you more. No, good morning, Johnny, Uncle Johnny, Good morning? Wow?
Did I get an a while you're in a thousand dollars? No?

(51:31):
And no, good morning, Uncle Johnny. How are you feeling today?
I'm doing fine. I'm looking at my little snow on
the balcony. I was gonna make a snow teeny yesterday. Oh,
a snow teeny sounds fabulous. How do you make a
snow teeny? Uncle Johnny? You feel you have my teeny
guys up with snow and then you put some bocu

(51:53):
in it. Wow, it sounds very complicated, Uncle Johnny. It
is do its so, Uncle Johnny. How long have you
been home from the hospital now about a week? Right,
week and a half. I think, how are you? How
are you doing? Everyone wants to know how you're feeling
and how you're doing. How are you getting around? Okay,

(52:13):
I'm feeling good. I'm getting a little stronger, but you know,
it takes time to really get my full strength back.
I do my little workouts every day. I had a
guy come over and showed me what to do with
my hands and and my legs. That I'm doing pretty good.
And uh, I'm getting around. Everything seems to be doing
all right. So pah, all right, all right, good, thank you,

(52:38):
But but it's great. No, I'm just I'm just hoping.
I want to get stronger faster. Hey, I will tell
you a little story about Uncle Johnny. You know, after
his last surgery about a year ago, his penis retracted
into his body and he couldn't find it anymore. Yeah,
apparently something happened this go around and it came back out.
I don't eat any more broccoli. Rubbers hy really they

(53:02):
put around broccoli. Yeah, thank you, scary, thank you for explaining. Yeah,
he was heavy to use the rubber band from broccoli
to put around his his wieners which stay out, but
now it's it stays out on its own. And it's
really pretty, right Johnny? How pretty? Is it? Really? Pretty?
Looked up? It smiled at me. I said, Oh my god,
oh my god, I'm so excited for you. This is

(53:23):
a huge day. Well it's an average sized day. Well, well,
uncle Johnny. So Uncle Johnny is going to be with
us for Christmas. And the house is all dressed up
for your Uncle Johnny. And your room is ready for you.
And we have special handles on the shower so you
don't fall and break a hip. We're ready for you.
The house has been Johnny proofed. And you got my pajamas. Yes,

(53:45):
we have pajamas for every day you're here. I ordered.
I went crazy with Christmas pajamas for us, So it's
gonna be a lot of fun. I like that. All right,
Is there anything you want to say? Johnny? I just
want to say happy holidays to all of you, and
I love you all, and I hope you all have
great holiday and I'm looking forward to seeing you all soon.

(54:06):
I hope when we get through this spademically, as soon
as we get through it, Uncle Johnny, you have to
come in and make a cocktail and watch how he
does this. Watch this. I love you, Uncle Johnny. I
love you more. It's my favorite Uncle Johnny. All right,
we'll talk to you soon. Have a beautiful day, Johnny.
Get feeling better than okay? Thank you, have a great day.
Bye bye. Wow. It's always good to hear from Uncle Johnny.

(54:30):
All right, So are we really up for the Uncomfortable
Dinner Party? Yeah? Yeah, yes? Are you sure it's gonna
be uncomfortable? We don't want anyone to get butt hurt, though,
can we can we set a rules, some ground rules.
Nobody gets sput hurt. The listeners don't get butt hurt
on things we say. We can't promise that. I don't
think we can make any guarantees. There are no guarantees.
Froggy around the room, Vote yes or no for the

(54:52):
Uncomfortable Dinner Party, because you know how treacherous it can
be ago for me, Yes, scary, I'm in yeah, Gandhi yes, Danielle, Yeah,
I'm good. Nate, you I guess so not h not
at all? What do you want to do? Alright? Alright, ba,
al right, the Uncomfortable Dinner party if you dare listen. Uh,

(55:16):
it's coming up next. What a day? What a day?
Christmas is almost here? What's the is going on here? Alforgiergy,

(55:39):
it's an elf orchard. Dear care to join us? Well,
it has been a long day. Happy holidays from Elvis
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Durant News folks. Finally, Christmas Christment time, Merry Christmas. This

(56:27):
is Ellis Duran in the Morning Show. I don't know.
We can change our minds right now and walk away
from the uncomfortable dinner party. No, no, let's do it.
Let's just do it. Okay. So there are rules, and
Scary's right. The rules are this. Everything is fair game.

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Oh wow, okay, all right, everything is fair game. And
if someone says something insulting to you or to me,
we've got to let it go because we're doing it
in the spirit of comedy. Yes, And then he said no,
but hurts no, just wait till your turn and one
up them and insult them. That's all you and I

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will say. Every year we do this, A lot of
people love the Uncomfortable Dinner Party, but there have been
years there's some people do get very uncomfortable and they
have to turn off the show. So just keep in mind,
it's only gonna be like eight minutes long. I don't
know any thoughts before we get going froggy. No, I'm ready,
I'm good. No, I'm good, scary, I got no questions, Gandhi.

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Anything that is said that was terrible, it is not
my fault, Danielle, I apologize in advanced Nate. You're good.
Let's just get through it. Oh my god, I gotta
be honest with you. I rarely get nervous. My hardest
starting to be out. Do you feel that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
all right, Please welcome us into your home as we

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sit around your table for the Uncomfortable dinner party. Now
the most uncomfortable dinner party ever ever, because hey, hey,
everyone dressed up. Feel nice, which I know, I might
even know we're six feet apart from each other. I
can feel like I can still feel your disease. Okay, well,

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what's everybody eating? Back up? Scary? What do you mean scary?
You could still be dripping in the vid? Okay we're
on zoom. I'm not even there. Yeah, but you know what, scared.
We can never be too careful, covid Jones. Back it up, Gandhi,
this this stream being casserole. You may look great. That's

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not string being casserole. It's marijuana casserole. Where Gandhi, what's
that next to it? Pop pie? Did you microwave it? No?
Just like me? It was baked. All right, let's see

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so good sar, Yes, don't be mad? All right? Okay,
I told your girlfriend you were going to propose to
her this Christmas. That's uncomfortable. Sorry, that's not happening, Elvis. Yeah, Froggy,

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you've never really said out loud? Um, what are your
thoughts on the presidential election? Hey? Frog? Yeah? What are
your thoughts on the presidential election? Should we talk about
it here? Sure? You go first? Hm? Hey Nate, Yeah,

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are you marrying Heather to try to convince people you're
not actually gay? Interesting? Well? Wow, Tata's awesome. Um, Froggy, Yeah,
if you died in surgery, how many weeks do you
think your wife Lisa would wait until she remarried. Oh,

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probably not many. I'm just wondering. M so scary. Yeah,
you know you normally gained thirty pounds at the end
of the year, so you can do diet commercials in January. Right,
So how come how come you gain sixty pounds this year? Oh?
H wow? Um? Nate? Oh yeah, yeah, um? Which which

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number is higher each week? The number of times you
have sex with Heather? Are the number of times you
have sex with your mirror? Hey Danielle, yeah, Frog, Your
two sons are really lucky when you think about it.

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They got their manly good looks on their dad and
their brains from their dad. Oh ooh that's that's wow. Okay, right,
hey Frog? Mm hmmm. Who do you think is better
at pleasuring a man, your wife or me? Ah? Probably you,

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but I don't know. Hey Danielle, yeah, yeah, God, can
you explain to me how you didn't leave your house
for three months but still managed to crash your car twice? Oh?
Oh h yeah, wow, it's not good. Oh good, Elvis,
you always say that Uncle Johnny annoys you. So when

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he was in the hospital on life support, did you
ever think about pulling the plug. Mhmm. Oh oh yeah,
h m hmm. Something to say, Nate Goodatus so good? Um, actually, Elvius,

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you know you bring up a good point. Um. You
know it's lovely home that you've been in. You own
more homes or cars. I'm trying to remember as ARSI. Yeah, okay,
a frog mh you almost die a few times, right?

(01:02:22):
I think that was God trying to punish you. Would
do you a favor, probably favor all the rest of
your favorite one of the other. Um. Hey, Gandhi, Yeah,
how stoned were you when you thought that you were
good at painting? Oh? That's not nice? Nice, rude, rude,

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that's rude. It's really good speaking of that, Gandhi, you
just started painting? M or are you looking to win
some competition against first graders? Asking? I don't know what
you're trying to get accomplished there? Thank you, Thank you

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for the interest everybody. Froggy just out of curiosity. Is
all the head in your life as bad as the
one on your shoulders? H wow wow Danielle, oh yeah, yeah, scared.

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You always joke around that Sheldon is well endowed? Yeah?
Was that treat passed down to your son's Oh wow,
scary scary. That's that's a little round scary slam wow
in Gandhi? Yeah he um. So when you're you know,

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you know these paintings, you know, I mean like, I mean,
does does Brandon say they're good because they're actually good?
Just because he wants to get late? Just just they're great?
Thank you? Hey, Gandhi? Yes, Daniel, do marry or kill scary?

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That's it? Yes? All three? Huh okay in that order,
just we just kill? Oh hey yeah, Frog? When um
m hmm, when there was a toilet paper shortage, did
that force you to have less sex? M hmm. I

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was just wondering. I'll get back to you on that, Nate.
Oh yeah, yeah. This Remember when you admitted that you
cried at my wedding? Yeah? Is it because you finally
realize you can never be with me? Oh? Maybe? Amy? Maybe? Wow?

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Do you want to talk about it? No? No, I'm
really enjoying these. No. Really have you ever? Have you
ever had sexual feelings towards me? Even that day we
were drunk after the odeon, we were walking around and
you said those things. Maybe maybe once you're to okay, Okay,
so you know wow, Hey Skier, Yes, Gandhi, not that

(01:05:28):
it's really any of my business, but do you think
our company would be mad if they knew you were
double billing them since the pandemic started talking about Wow? Scary, Wow, delicious,
delicious Elvis. Quick question, will you go shopping for clothes?

(01:05:52):
Do the salespeople if forever twenty one assume that you're
there just to find your kid? Oh, that's just as
Byron Road they do. I'm asking you, do they it's
a fair question. Sure? Oh, hey, Gandhi, you know you

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think the original Gandhi, you know you're a great great
great great grandfather would be upset that, you know, you
use his name to sell alcohol, drugs and stuff. H
I mean, he's such a good guys. Don't know if
you really thought about that, so weed, I didn't know that. Well,

(01:06:35):
I don't. She's selling mattresses and stuff, you know, I
don't know if he would appreciate that he didn't even
have a mattress. I'm helvess. Wait, you're a great great
grandfather didn't sleep on a mattress left on the floor.
I've read a book and now you're selling them. It's crazy.
Danielle um, Elvis. He you know you may be like,
I don't know, twenty five years older than your husband Alex,

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but he's um thirty years older than your face. I'm
sixteen years older. Oh sorry my husband. But you know
I'm bad at math. I'm learning, Yes, you are, no doubt.
Speaking of Danielle. Yeah, yeah, I know one of your
kids is a teenager. The other one's pretty close. Are

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they built teenagers? Now? Nope, they're close though. Yeah. Have
you taught them how to shoplift it? Since you're so
good at Yeah, I'm getting there, haven't been, not yet,
hoping they'll be better than their mother. Thank you? Scary
past the whatever that is? What? Guy? Is that past?

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That looks like lasagna? You know? Scary? I used to
think that the worst thing about us working from home
was not seeing each other in person, but now I
realize it's you having your own microphone. Ouch, this is
lasagna it by no way? Hey, Nate, yeah, yeah, I

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got it. I'm not saying that you're full of yourself,
but is it true that you actually rate yourself every
morning on a scale of nine to ten, actually actually
goes to eleven? Wow? Who mm hmmm, Nate? Uh yes here, Danielle,

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Gandhi and Elvis, do marry your kill? Do I have
to answer that? You have to gotta do it? Danielle Gandhianellevis, Yeah,
do marry your kill? Um kill kill Danielle. But no,
you see, you gotta do it, um do Gandhi and

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yeah marry Elvis. I have money wrong heremy kind of
look brown on your nose there, that's why you cried
at my wedding. Yeah, awesome a sugar daddy, mm hmm,
so good cello. It's awesome. Um hey scary. Yeah. You
know you say you don't hang out with people, but
I mean, are you trying to kill Scottie and me here?

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I mean, just you know, can you talk about joining
the pandemic? Yeah? You know, I mean you'd like to
hang out with a lot of people. You do get around?
Yeah you do. We're not going out. I'm just saying,
just just saying, okay that the music by the way, Yeah,
guy playing the cello in the corner, he's here every year, uh, Gandhi. Yeah.

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When you paint, is it difficult to always match the
paint of the numbers on the paper. Now you've just
been it's been getting easier time. I'm glad to hear. Yeah,
h scary, Yeah, Frog, You're normally gained like thirty pounds

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yea at the end of the year. Yeah, I know
you're Danny sixty this year? Right, great? You just thank you.
That's twice. Now. Everybody want to tell me that I
needed hammer at home? Everybody want to really just hammered in? Well, scary.
I also told Robin that you were proposing this year,
so I hope that's not daniel Danielle, Yeah, I did,

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I did. I texted her before this all started. Danielle. Yeah,
Sheldon is British. Yeah, is he circumcised? I know we
asked that every year. You never really give us an answer.
It's an ongoing quick you're never gonna get one. So
there you go. I mean you always talk about how

(01:10:40):
what you love it. It's it's big. I'll tell you that.
I know. Oh it's big, scary. You'd be impressed, all right,
A most uncomfortable dinner. Who's that whispering? I think me too.
I'm gonna go throw up in the bathroom now. My

(01:11:03):
stomach cards. I like, this was a very telling little
exercise we did here. Nate you're gonna kill me? All right?
I got you, all right, only one mess up, froggy.
I just wanted to get my point across. The scary
needs to stop putting on the way shoving our faces

(01:11:25):
that received. Do you marry to kill? Come on? Do
it again? You wouldn't marry me when you when you
get married, you really don't have sex that often. Fun
to hang out with. I think he'd be I would
totally mary care of you. He always makes sure you're

(01:11:45):
great conversationalist. I love great trips. You have wonderful homes,
a lot of cars. Cook, um, yeah, you're great cooked.
I would have married you too. What's that last one?
Last one in the slack room? Anyone? I can't write Elvis? Yeah,
your husband Alex, he turned forty during the pandemic. You

(01:12:05):
turned forty back in the nineties. And their point is
just pointing out the difference here. All right, all hey, wow,
you guys done? Check Please, I'm sweating. Who's paying? We
all did. Let's just take a break. We'll be back

(01:12:27):
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dot coms live in the Mercedes AMG Interview Lounge in
the morning show. Hey guys, is this Chance the Rapper?
It is? What's up? Hey? Okay, we've been We've been

(01:13:10):
fans of yours for quite some time now, and to
finally snag you and get you to find a moment
for us is an honor. Thank you very much. Oh yeah,
not thank you for having me. We have a lot
to talk about. First of all, the album with Jeremiah,
the Christmas the Gift that keeps on giving because we've
asked the cuts. And then tonight your Chitown Christmas Virtual
Concert film. I'll be watching on my oculist. I can't

(01:13:32):
wait because that's dizzy when I've watched things on that.
But I'm tonight, you know, so tell us about where
you are a chance, what's going on in your life?
Well right now I'm literally in Chicago. We just uh
wrapped up filming our Christmas Special, the Shouts Own Christmas
Virtual Concert. I'm just very very proud of all the
people in Chicago. They got together. It was basically everybody

(01:13:55):
just put everything that they had and I'm making it happen.
So super proud of everybody that got it done and
and just like kind of glowing and and happy for
the team. You know, your relationship with your hometown, Chicago
is very, very very much a headline in your life.
It's been a fact. I can't even imagine you leaving
the city limits. Something tells me you're You're never leaving

(01:14:16):
everything you can you contribute to. It seems that everything
you want to make great things for is right there
in your town. Talk about your connection with Chicago, Yeah,
I mean, I love the city. This is the only
place I've lived and I've just always felt connected. And
I grew up in city programming, like I was a
Park District kid and a Summer camp kid, and I

(01:14:38):
do have a deep love for the city. But it
goes beyond just like what I've seen here. It's also
like the way we're represented in media, like it's just
a cool city, like you know, like Home Alone or
Vince Vaughan Bill Murray, Like, it's just cool stuff about Chicago.
So it's like, even if I wasn't from here, I
would probably pretend I was from here. It's just a

(01:14:59):
cool place. Yeah. Yeah, if you're gonna pertain, you're from
somewhere doing someplace cool like Chicago. Right. Yeah. You know,
well I also heard that Chicago and you guys are
doing something really really cool that hasn't been done before,
and that is getting to be the Google homepage feature
right around Christmas? Is that true? And if it is,
how is that even possible? Yeah? We actually just recorded

(01:15:20):
a song for Google. What's Cynthia or Eva and the
Chicago Children's chore for Google for like a year in
review And it's just a really happy like uplift and
a song overall. But yeah, like I don't know, Google
just loves Chicago. The world loves Chicago. It kind of
just makes sense at this point. Yeah, Google has never
had a song in that spot before, so not only

(01:15:42):
do you get that spot, but it's gonna be the
first time its song has been there. So it's Google
about Yeah. I mean Google, they're powerful there. They can
have a bit, They could have us all killed. I
mean they're very true. Well, okay, so that's coming up, yeah, Danielle,
And then you know, you and Diane Warwick are going
back and forth on Twitter with the love and all
of a sudden your collab writing, like how does that happen?

(01:16:02):
Like now, are you like besties? Apparently we are. I mean,
it's been a very it's been a whirlwind. It's uh,
it's been a war wind. It's been very crazy. She's
just been uh, as a pun for you, she she
hit me up out of nowhere. It was just as
much of a surprise for me as it was for
the world, Like she just woke up one day and

(01:16:22):
decided to start tweeting about me, I guess. And I
was able to connect with her, and she brought me
in on a really cool, amazing project, an initiative for
the homeless, and then ended up like sneaking in that
that there was a song component. So I'm very excited
to know that I'm collaborating with Leon Warwick. And she's
very you know, she's just legendary status. And yeah, so

(01:16:46):
I don't know what to say about it. Very cool,
I'll tell you, Dean Warwicker someone since I'm the oldest
one in the room. I grew up listening to her
new stuff, right, so then you know she she didn't
do a lot of work, and she we didn't play,
definitely didn't play on our show. But now when you
see an artist like that, who the relevant starts popping
like this, You're like, all right, bring it on. Now

(01:17:07):
she's a whole new artist for a whole whole new
gang of people. I think that's so cool. I love that.
Do more of that. Let's go find some more artists
that we can get from Chance the Ripper. They would
love that. So okay, so let's talk about Jeremiah. We
were talking. We were playing some sound from Jeremiah this morning.
He was talking about going through COVID and we knew
it was serious, but to hear him tell his story

(01:17:29):
was mind blowing. I mean, COVID is nothing to be
left a round with, talking about having to relearn how
to walk and this and that. How what are your
thoughts about his journey through COVID and how he's doing today.
I mean, it was it's a huge pless and that
he's recovering and doing better now. But yeah, it was
a very very scary ordeal and definitely the heaviest effects

(01:17:53):
that I had seen of COVID on anybody, because you know,
I've known a couple of people that tested positive and
they were non symptomatic or they felt sick. But it
was a couple of days and when Jeremia was in
the hospital for so long and we were getting these,
you know, really grim updates from the doctors, it was

(01:18:14):
just a tough thing, you know. And yeah, it's still
something that shakes me up to talk about because it
was such a you know, a fearful moment and all
our lives. I've known Jeremiah for like six years, and
it's somebody that's closer than just somebody that I've made
a song with before, you know, So I was really
affected by what was going on. But I'm also very
affective by the fact that he's well and that, you know,

(01:18:36):
our new music is out. Well. I mean, this makes
this album the new one. Merry Christmas, ol Mama, the
gift that keeps up doing mean that much more the story,
there's more added to the story. I mean, you guys
did a little Mamma one to two years ago. Yeah,
but this one has a whole new layer of importance.
So I think it's a great holiday gift for all
the fans. Chance to Wrapper and Jeremiah. But also let's

(01:18:57):
talk about tonight. Let's talk about your chitown class virtual
concert film. You can catch it on YouTube, Instagram tonight
at nine and East Coast and then eighth Central and
on Oculus, which most Oculus. I know, Yeah, really, how
long can you keep Auculus on your head before you
fall over? I can't handle it. It is a very
disorienting experience. But that's kind of like what the whole

(01:19:21):
what the whole film pieces, And you know, with the
climate of the pandemic, you know, a lot of things
have had to kind of pivot or find a new
way to exist, and I've had to kind of find
a way to adapt to it. And the virtual concert
thing was something that I was not really into it first.
The way I had seen it done before was you know,

(01:19:43):
just not really my style. And it wasn't really that
it wasn't something that I wouldn't love to do. It
was just the way that they were being shot was
a very kind of empty feel in terms of like
the actual concert itself. You kind of feel like no
one's there, you know what I mean? And so I
started doing the virtual concerts and shooting them myself and

(01:20:05):
just trying to focus on shooting more inset and tighter
frames and kind of just giving off this feeling of
a really intimate, live studio visual album as opposed to,
you know, doing more of a performance or a concert.
And so now I'm on my fifth filmed concert and
this one is just very very different and very very

(01:20:27):
fun and very involved. You can't wait to watch tonight
at nine eight East Coast time on Instagram and YouTube.
I look on your album with Jeremy. You have two
new songs on the Gift that keeps on giving one's clue.
Who's to say. I love the words, I love them
behind the song. I want to play that as we
head out, but chance the Rapper having you on our show.

(01:20:49):
I can't wait till we see you live because uh,
you know, and we can actually we won't like breathe
on each other, you know, but we'll keep our distance,
even even moving to my after just because we now
lived that life. But thank you so much for all
you do, and you were so inspiring to so many
people in and out of music and entertainment, and there
you go. Congratulations, oh man, thank you, no thank you

(01:21:11):
as I appreciate you guys for having me on the
show and I can't wait till things are back to
normal so that we could actually get it in the studio.
But now it's beyond you. Thank you guys are really
going to enjoy the show tonight. Tonight's tonight. And from
his holiday album Merry Christmas, Well Mama with Jeremiah the
Gift that keeps on giving. Here's who to say, Thank you,
Chance the Rapper, have a beautiful prayerness. Thank you guys,

(01:21:32):
take care you too. Take care of love is a

(01:21:53):
casualty of war. My little cousin thought that I ain't
love him anymore. I think could be father from the truth. Yeah,
take this liquor and the swish as a truth. I
was just mad because you stole. I was mad, But
it's all We're gonna talk about it face to face.

(01:22:13):
Forgiveness is the answer. And Auntie's is the place. Sunday
we go into the house. Someone got a problem. They're
gonna have to kick us out. But if you come out,
who you decide to stay? Just know your big cousin
love You're either way, Because who's to say, who's to say,
who's to say, who's to say, I love you? Still

(01:22:39):
still people that they said they'll never trust even if
we never stayed in touch side live. Love is forgiveness

(01:23:06):
at its cored. My cousin think her grandma doesn't love
her anymore. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Take
the pictures of your daughter on her wall as the proof.
I think she was your man. Nobody told her she
thought that you was too young, but your daughter getting older.
I think y'all should talk about it face to face.
Forgiveness is the topic and her house to feel the place.

(01:23:29):
Sunday we back up at the house. Someone got an issue.
They're gonna have to drag us out. I know they
probably feel some type of way. Someone always got something
the same to say, Who's to say, Who's to say,
who's to say? She loves people? Everydu was good. The

(01:24:08):
judge people that were always do too much week Love
is not the sanitized romantic size. So the look wet,
the smiles and tries to reconcide without account of it.
The team because justice says the motive and that's the
thing that's mis saying. That's the sickness of the culture,

(01:24:28):
the system that was keeping us from love and how
we're supposed to the secrets that we keep to keep
us comfortable and closer, the silence and the church. When
there was violence they wouldn't know of It made us
feel like Christie did that like us, they didn't know
what's But this is the biggest light that end up
be done. Ever told us. I know he was the
shoulder on go hold on like us, hold on one
other they met Volgas. I'm just looking for closure. I

(01:24:49):
know that love is righteous. Love is what it's happen
when someone apologizes. Love is the day that the Great's
heart grew three sizes. Love is priceless, Love is passion.
God is love on You got his good and got
his hand. Guys, still love you? Don't believe me? Ask
him because you who's to say, Who's to say, who's
to say, who's to say? He loves you? Still? You

(01:25:16):
still still still? You would everything They're not enough, you
would have anythink they aren't in love? Loves very Christmas.

(01:25:49):
There you go, say, Chance the Rapper. We love spending
time with him. He's a great guy. That was awesome.
By the way, Um a lot of people an Avoli
bunch of positive response from the uncomfortable dinner party. It's
supposed to be uncomfortable, yea for those who are scratching
their heads not understanding it, well, okay, whatever, it's supposed

(01:26:11):
to be uncomfortable. But there's only like one person who
really didn't like it. The rest of them just turn
off the radio, never to come back again. But anyway,
it's over, we're done. Next year we'll get together and
we'll insult the hell out of each other again. Okay.
I love a good roast, and then we'll do an
uncoforable donner party later we will. Someone just sent a text, say,

(01:26:32):
my friend of mine, are you okay? They said some
really insulting things to you that we're fine. Hey, let's
get into sound with Garrett. Garrett, you're ready to guess, Yes,
let's do it. I appreciate. And you know, it's weird
being the one coming in after the party's over when
it was awkward. So it's like, I'm glad I was
in a part of that party, So thank you. Um,
all right, let's let's get into new music that dropped

(01:26:54):
at midnight from Why Don't We? This is called slow
Down Nothing. He just seems so so thank This is
some background of that sounds familiar too, So I've been
trying to figure out all morning. Justin Bieber dropped another

(01:27:14):
remix of Holy, this time with the Lewis Ham and
Greenwich n h S choir. And it's also a chance
the rapper. It sounds like this, that's the way Homi
only only only Homi feels so holy, holy, holy, holy, Holy,

(01:27:35):
Oh God, One into the today. Let's move on to this.
So growing up, one of the writers of Seth Meyers
said a Muppet Christmas Carol was ruined after he watched
on TV. He was watching on ABC, and you know
after when the credits start rolling, they do a preview
of the show coming up next, and this is what played.

(01:27:57):
Merry Christmas, everyone, Christmas Christmas. I'm doctor Timothy Johnson. Later
on Nightline. It's a controversy about life and death. Do
you keep a doomed baby alive? So it's organs can
be used to save the lives of others. As the credits,

(01:28:23):
imagine watching a Muppet Christmas Carol and then then it
is rolling as everybody's saying Merry Christmas to each other. Um,
all right. Zeph Dua Lipa was on with Jimmy Fallon
yesterday and they created the recreated this song from Love
actually in front of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. And
this is what it sounded like. Christmas, Come on, let

(01:28:46):
us snow Christmas. And they were throwing snowballs at each
other outside Harry Style songs that sound like it's in
My Bones? Whatever song? Is that? Something about in my Bones? Anyone?

(01:29:09):
I played it every hour and a half? Is that
Harry Styles? It was Harry Styles, wasn't it? Or is
it another? Was it one direction? Who was it? It'll
come to me at two times? In my bones? Okay,
so I was gonna text it in because we're brain dead.
I don't know. I haven't at the end of the year.
Let come on um. And then finally we have a
Christmas classic. We we broke out of the attic. This

(01:29:32):
is one of our favorites. Our friend Wilson the Cleaning
Guy put together a Christmas CD compilation we played every year.
And here is Wilson the Cleaning Guy Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show proudly present a Christmas CD to end
all Christmas CDs. Wilson the Cleaning Guy brings you the

(01:29:52):
classics as only he can. Just listen. Jingle Jingle, Jingle
bet Laura jingleber the Chine jingle Blentine, dice it under
pressing gingle bertle square and the frosty. You'll shed it
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(01:30:15):
let the Christmas pit green later well have some a
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if you act now you'll get this very special wilsonized
version of the kid's classic rule off the red nosed
Reindeer for the rein nose reindeer, husband e chess noise,

(01:30:39):
and he foos every song. Hey, you will ever say
his clow, Oh there are the other raindeer. You'll see
the line aunt cohenee the never less poor rolof play
any rained the game. Even Frosty himself would say. Wilson

(01:31:00):
version of his song is simply magical. Frosted snow mame,
why's the jolly hoppy soul? Why the cold cup pine?
It on both those today? You mad? Else? Cold frost
in this snow man. He defied to have to say

(01:31:20):
he was made the snow by the children. No, Wilson,
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holiday is yours, it's time for us all to celebrate.
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(01:31:42):
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the Morning show, Good morning, elvils, bake it. What's your
favorite color? Gandhi? Ooh, I like sea foam green? Danielle red, frog, blue, Scary, Perrywinkle,
good Ones, straight name favorite color? Straight Nate blue blue?

(01:33:15):
Mine's always red, always red? Yeah one, Hey, uh, you
know what we need to do. We need to cram
in one last holiday edition of the Match Game to
win some glabberous prize match the star as well as
you know, the stars once again didn't show up. So
today Scraggy and Scary and Danielle and Gandhi and straight

(01:33:36):
Nate will be the stars. Call us now to our
play the holiday edition of Match Game one eight hundred
two four two zero one hundred Can you get those
calls in there? Straight nights? All right? Gad uh, what
do you have a little time for some quick Danielle updates?
What do you have going on? Danielle? Alright, so bad, bunny.

(01:33:58):
His head is of the big screen acting debut in
a movie called American Soul s O. L e. Yes,
it's about shoes and sneakers with Pete Davidson. Then Bullet
Train with Brad Pitt. So that's pretty cool. Zen Malick
fans are wondering what his cryptic little message meant. So
he posted a picture of the George Theater in Staten
Island and it's just lights and the curtain and like

(01:34:22):
the soundboard, and they're like, oh, what is he planning?
What is going to be doing there? I don't know,
something maybe something, something soon. Jessin Timberlike plays an X
con looking after a kid whose mother runs out on
him on the Apple TV Plus movie Palmer. Check out
the trailer there. Check out the trailer if you want.
And no, I have not. I sawbody looked like, but

(01:34:44):
I haven't seen the trailer. Did you see it? Palmer
looks great. The thing about Palmer is, and I want
people to try to forget it, is that his co
star is the one he's accused of like holding hands
with its Okay, yes, that's the one, Okay, me a
fart in the elevator. Sorry, And Jennifer Lopez is going
to produce and star in a movie version of a
novel for Netflix. So that's pretty cool. A lot of

(01:35:06):
notice a lot of celebrities are taking their talents to
the Netflix and stuff like that. If I want to, yeah, exactly,
because they pay a lot of money. It's crazy. Let's see. Oh,
the actor who played Boba Fette has passed away at
seventy five years old from Star Wars. His name was
Jeremy Bullock and his family has confirmed to TMZ TMZ

(01:35:26):
that he died following health complications. So we're sorry to
hear that. So I know a lot of fans of
Star Wars are upset. This year, twenty nine artists who
got more love on our IHR radio stations than any others.
They have earned the Titanium Award for their songs that
reached one billion spins. That's a lot some of the people,

(01:35:46):
Arianna Grande, Drake, Chris Brown, the Weekend Post, Malone, Shawn Mendez,
So congratulations to everybody. That's a lot of spins. Danielle,
that is definitely a lot of spins. Billy Eilish gave
Michael Boublay credit for inspiring her song My Future. Boublay
then took to Twitter to give her a shout out

(01:36:07):
and said, you know that's so cool. Music is a
great healer. I'm a huge fan of yours as well.
And then Phineas, her brother, took the social and said
Boublay has spoken anyway, and fetty Watch people are wondering, Um, okay,
we're trying to get Oh you are? I was trying
to text you guys. I don't think she can see
you when she came from I'm dating from my screen.

(01:36:29):
I can't see why pull up my screen. We're flying
like eagles, like hell. But you know what, my butt
is vibrating because the phone is under my button. I'm like,
why is my butt vibrating so much? All right, well,
let's just talk about TV tonight, then Olaf's Frozen Adventure,
Shrek the Halls, and SNL This weekend gives you Christen
Wig and do a leap. Sorry, love you, Danielle. It

(01:36:49):
is now time to match the stars as we play
the Holiday edition. Oh yeah, I don't know where that
voice came from. Let's give me contestant. Everyone pat calling
from Yonkers. Hello, Pat up at Yonkers, Welcome to a
match game the Holiday edition. Good on any of us, Pat,
We have glamorous prizes. What are we giving away here?
Today's straight name? Oh, we're gonna give away something thanks

(01:37:10):
to our friends at Polaroid. Oh thanks, thanks for saying
it that way, Polaroid. All right, something cool from Polaroid. Pat.
It must include photography in its theme of some sort.
So are you ready for your weekend? Are you ready
for your holiday? Oh? Absolutely? And what's your favorite color?
What's my favorite color? Blue? Yeah? Just check it? All right,
here we go. Don't answer yet, but give the stars

(01:37:32):
a chance to write down their interests and hopefully we'll match.
Here we go, Pat. The little Girl wanted Santa to
be healthier in the New Year, so instead of cookies,
she left Santa a plate of blank. Killed the girl
wants Santa to be healthier in the new year. She
could have led fattening cookies. Instead, she left a healthy

(01:37:54):
plate of blank for Santa. Think about that, Pat. The
stars are writing on their answers. Are we all ready?
Are we all done? Yeah? All right, here we go, Pat.
Little girl wants Santa to be healthier in the New Year,
So she's gonna kick it off with a plate of
blank instead of cookies. What's that? Uh um? How about
some some some vegetables vegetables? All right, that's good. That

(01:38:19):
could be a lot of answers. All right, here we go,
uh Froggy, We'll start with you. A little girl wants
Santa to be healthier in the New Year, so instead
of fattening cookie, she left Santa a plate of I
got venison, dear meat. Oh, that healthy man, and he
uses deer as transportation. Yeah, I know, the jerk, all right,

(01:38:40):
Sorry about that, Pat, Pat. You know, the whole key
is they don't match because they try to be funny
instead of real. Yeah, I'm sorry, Pat. Uh scary. I
love you guys anyway, no matter what, he's giving us
a pass for being jerks. Scary. Yeah. A little girl
wanted Santa to be healthier than New Year, so instead
of a cookie, she left him a plate of carrots.

(01:39:02):
Carriage car a vegetable, yes, vegetables, car take it. We'll
take it. See how you kind of slid in there, gandhi.
A girl wants him to be healthy, that old Santa.
Instead of cookie, she left him a plate of I said,
medical marijuana, which I think counts as a vegetable. No,
why not? Some people call it roccoli, spinache, lettuce. Look,

(01:39:23):
I know, I know your pro pie, but you don't
get a match. I'm sorry. Danielle. Yes, she wants Sanda
to be healthier, so instead of a cookie, she left
him a plate of raisins. Raisins. Yeah, that's healthy. Raisins
are healthy. It's clear fruit. Oh straight, Nate, we're looking
for a second match here. The little girl wants Sanda
to be healthier, so instead of a cookie, she left

(01:39:43):
him a plate of microgreen. That's a vegetable. We'll take it.
That could also be weed. That could also be weed, really,
medical marijuana? Like that? Hold on? Do greens count as
a vegetable? Yeah? Okay, well I like, Pat says yes?
All right, Pat, hold on, don't hang out. We have
to go to Danielle on Line nineteen, Contestant number two,

(01:40:05):
listening to channel nine nine nine and beautiful Dayton, Ohio. Hi, Danielle, Hello,
good morning, in good morning. What's your favorite color? Oh? Blue?
For sure? Good? All right, here we go. You know
how to play this stupid game. Let's see, how will
you do so? Frosty the snow Man yelled at the deer, Hey,
don't eat the carrot. That's my blank. All right, now,

(01:40:28):
don't give an answer yet. Let these stars that you're
on their answer. So Frosty the snow Man yelled at
the deer, who don't eat that carrot? That's my blank?
All right? All right, Oh, I'm so excited to give you.
Give you a clue here, Danielle. They're all laughing a

(01:40:48):
little pervert, so use that in your answer. All right,
you guys, ready, here we go, Danielle. Frosty the snow
Man yelled at the deer. Yoh, don't eat the carrot.
That's my blank? Is it? Penis? Penis? Show your penis,
said the radio host. All right, here we go. Let's

(01:41:09):
go around the room. Let's see how many matches we guessed. Froggy.
Frosty the Snowman was very upset at the deer. Hey,
he said to them, don't eat my carrot. That's my blank. Penis.
Very nice, love, this is no bar. Yes, Frosty the
Snowman very upset at the deer. He said, hey, don't

(01:41:31):
eat that carrot. That's my blank. Sex toy. Frosty the snowman.
You know right, yeah, I know, buy Gandhi, he's using
the things. It's a versiful carrot, Gandhi. Frosty the Snowman

(01:41:51):
yelled at the deer, Hey, don't eat my carrot. That's
my blank, I said, Dinger, Dinger, that's good, beautiful artwork there, Danielle. Yeah,
frost and the snowman yelling at the deer, don't eat
the carrot. That's my penis. That's a weird drawing. Let's

(01:42:12):
let's so far you're wedding. Let's see if we lose
now with Nate, Nate, Frosted the snowman. We're looking for Penis,
by the way, and who isn't the snow man yelled
at the dear, Hey, don't eat that carrot. That's my blank.
What's your answer? I'll give me a dinger because I
said penis. Yeah, holding the begin we didn't see him
with your background. Okay, wait, yes, okay, so officially Danielle

(01:42:37):
with the word penis when But wait a second, I
don't think that's fair. Because we like Pat from Yonkers.
He's a big fan of the show. Can't we give
them both? Yes? Something cool? Of course, Elvis, thanks for
my friends at Polaroid. They're each gonna get a two
hundred and fifty dollars car nine camera. Now, tell me

(01:42:57):
about that camera again. What is it. It's the new
Polaroid now camera now with auto focus. It's simple to
capture moments as you see them, so you can relive
them forever in sharp, vivid color. Thank you, Polaroid. So
they each get a gift card for how much one
hundred and fifty anyway you want in a Polaroid camera. Fabulous.
Congratulations to both Pat and Danielle. Thank you for listening. Guys,

(01:43:19):
Thank you, Thank you so much. Is there a tough
to everybody? Yeah, happy holidays here, Yeah, I hear, I
hear a foghorn. So please hold hold on one second.
We need to take a break as fast as possible.
We'll be back after this. The Morning Show's official Twitter
account keeps you connected to everything we're talking about. Hit

(01:43:39):
up Twitter and follow us at Elvis Durancholding those lights
on the train, I am going to wrap the in
your neck, so cute cap. Stop buston boy Bulls. Holidays
from Elvis duran in the Morning Christ's Holiday Show. You

(01:44:04):
know you get to a point in your life where
the holidays roll around and people ask you what do
you want? What gift can I give you? And I'm
at this point in my life where I just there's
nothing I need. Every gift I need I have and
I'm so thankful for the gifts that I've been given
from the universe, from God, from friends. I received a
message today on Instagram from United States Marine Corps Manuel Castellanos.

(01:44:34):
He is a combat veteran from the United States Marine Corps.
He's currently in a hospital here in New York City
awaiting a heart transplant due to severe heart failure. He
sent me this video from his bed. He's sitting in
this hospital for the holidays, waiting for his heart to arrive.
He said, I'm a huge fan of the elvistra in
morning show. God bless you all, and God bless you
elvist You're in And I said to him, I said,

(01:44:55):
you have touched my heart in such a profound way.
Thank you so much for sending this today. Your strength
is evidence so much so that I know you're going
to sail through this and enjoy a most incredible life ahead.
Thank you for your service, and here's to your new
heart being as warm and loving as your old heart.
Oh wow, wow, that's incredible. So in back to what
I was saying, and receiving a gift that was the

(01:45:17):
best gift. Yeah, that's awesome. I could so Manuel. We're
all thinking about you and we're so excited to see
what kind of life you're going to live on the
other side. Ye extra prayers. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was
a little and people used to say, oh, I don't
want anything for Christmas, you know, like adults. Now I
have everything. I always used to think, you're so lame.

(01:45:38):
How do you not want something for Christmas? And now
that I am an adult, I realize not having a
Christmas list because you don't want anything is the greatest
gift in the world. It is. Yep, no pressure, right frog.
Somebody asked me of the day, what do you want
for Christmas? And I said, I already got it. Came
on October twelfth. Yep, that's for sure. Actually, you know
what you being here is part of our gift too.

(01:45:59):
And Uncle Johnny, that's like those two are the best
gifts ever. Yep. Enjoy your life, man. It really is
the people around you and the things that the material
things are nothing. The people around you, the relationships that
you build, the people that you love, the people that
love you back. That is what's important. That's the gift. Ye.
There you go. We just figured out what we got it,

(01:46:21):
all right. I don't know. I was just I remember
it somewhere in the fog. So when I said, this
is a short break, don't take your time. We've got
to move forward. What are we doing here, Nate, I'm sorry,
I'm I don't know. You lost me there. I'm lost
in the love. Yeah, I got distracted by all the
stuff you were just saying. So all right, So Manuel,
we're thinking about you. Um and if anyone knows him,
can you stay in touch with me and let me
know how everything is going with him? All right? I

(01:46:44):
guess the three things we need to know is that
what we're doing here, Gandhi? The three things we need
to know right now? What are they? What's going on?
The head of the FDA says that they are looking
to quickly get authorization for the Maderna COVID nineteen vaccine,
and it was overwhelmingly recommended by an independent panel of yesterday.
The FDA is expected to grant the authorizations sometime today,
but In the meantime, daily US COVID related deaths past

(01:47:07):
thirty four hundred four, the second day in a row,
just below the record breaking numbers set the day before.
Nearly seven thousand deaths over two days have now pushed
the death toll past three hundred and ten thousand, and
currently over one hundred and fourteen thousand Americans are hospitalized.
As we've been saying, continue to follow the CDC guidelines,
wash your hands, keep your distance, and wear a mask.

(01:47:27):
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is hopeful that a deal
is close on a new coronavirus relief package. He spoke
on the Senate floor yesterday, saying he is heartened by
progress and the bipartisan negotiations. He also warned that things
could fall through and that work on the bell could
continue through the weekend. The new relief package would likely
include a new round of direct stimulus payments along with
enhanced federal unemployment benefits. And finally, if you work from

(01:47:50):
home and have to spend a lot of time in
zoom meeting, some good news for you. A Japanese company
is marketing new business casual suits for the pandemic, but
their pajamas suits. They look like real suits when you're
on camera, but they're just pajamas. The apparels for men
and women. All the items in the collection costs about
forty eight dollars, and the company says they've had to
adapt during this pandemic since shockingly people have not been

(01:48:10):
buying suits nearly as much as they were before. And
those are your three things. Shockingly, Yeah, the thought right
now is like, what, well, I know, yeah, I can't
even think about that. We've got a phone tap for
you coming up after this. Happy Holidays from Elvis Durand
in the morning show. Yes I'm sounding cheesy on purpose.

(01:48:32):
Wonder Woman nineteen eighty four. It's Christmas time to believe
in wonder again. And you can see the epic adventure
in two ways, either in theaters or streaming exclusively on
HBO Max December twenty fifth, starring Galgado, Chris Pine, Kristen
Wig and Pedro Pascal. It's rated PG thirteen. Elvis, Elvis Durand,
the Elvis Durand phone Tap. Wait, wait a minute, whose

(01:48:53):
is it? Whose phone tap? It's Daniell's missus Moskalops. All right,
let's get into the phone tap here go Daniel, what
do you go? Leivia? It's tapping Melissa. Um, you know
they own a little restaurant, and miss marshkalops Is just
wants to make a reservation. She's having a party. This
is probably a very complicated Missy's now laying. Yeah, I

(01:49:17):
wanted to book a holiday party, um for tomorrow. Oh um, listen,
I'm sorry, but tomorrow is a little We are booked.
We're actually books for tomorrow. Book what we are? We
don't have any space to book a new party for tomorrow.
How can you big book for tomorrow when it's only today.

(01:49:38):
I mean, if it's only today, you shouldn't be booked
for tomorrow. I didn't even make a reservation, and I
don't know how you have all reservations for tomorrow already.
How are you trying to make a dinner reservation or
are you trying to book a party? Yeah, it's for
thirty four people. Okay, So basically how it works is
when you book a party, um, you have to do
it more. Yeah, I want a book a party thirty

(01:50:01):
four people tomorrow night at eight o'clock. Okay, no, no,
I'm sorry, let's make it sick let's make it six.
I'm an old lady. I like to go to bed early. Okay,
I understand that if we're not that kind of restaurant.
If you have to book us in a dancing where
do you have mozarella sticks? Because I like a lot
of mozzarella sticks. We cannot accommodate your party tomorrow. I'm
very very sorry. You must want to look at somebody.

(01:50:21):
We cannot accommodate your party. We have no faith for
you at a restaurant. But I'm gonna come at six
because you know I'm not I'm an old lady, and
I can't say a thirty four people, and I'm I
also like a lot of marinarro sauce with a Monzareali sticks.
So make sure that actually okay, okay, okay, if you
show up tomorrow, if you show up her, we will

(01:50:42):
have no seed for you. We will have no motzarella
six for you. Okay, we don't have to faith. I'm
so very sorry. Do you even do you match the
ball suit? Because half of my guests of Jewish. We're
having a holiday party. We're gonna have a manure on
one side of the trick and a tree on the
other side is all right if you want to book something,
maybe Polion yet in January, or excuse me, what would

(01:51:04):
Who's gonna have a holiday party in January. It took
me a while to get your number because I don't
have the internet, and so I had to go down
to the store that cuts my co cuts, you know, Bob.
My son Marvin had to drive me there, and he
drove me to the place that has the co cuts,
and Bob, he gave me your phone number to them. Bob. Well,
I appreciate you. I appreciate Bob. I appreciate Bob giving Well.

(01:51:24):
I didn't have a Panza write down the phone number,
so it took me a few minutes, and that's why
I called so late. So as you can see, there
was a lot of things going on in that Sorry,
but man, listen, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I
wish we could have you come in, but we can't.
Maybe think of a couple of other dates in the future.
Callers back and we'll try to accommodate you. All right,
So you run down my name. My name is marsh Collopsis. Hello. Yeah, hello,

(01:51:52):
you told me to call back and tell you what
my early is. Convenience was so I wanted to tell
you that's tomorrow. No, I do you tomorrow? No? What? No? Um? No?
Is it because I have Jewish friends coming? Is that
the problem? And I am offending that you were saying
that here I am allowed to speak to your manager
because I don't think you'll be a nice I think
it's old people and I don't think you like my
Jewish friends. Nothing available tomorrow, Okay, we have other people

(01:52:14):
that took the time to plan ahead, and so we
cannot accommodate your party. So nice of you. I'm a
set of thirty four of us are coming and again, sorry,
you know what, I guess what. We're closed tomorrow. You're
not closed. Somebody, you're so funny, don't be funny room
at the end. I'm sorry, very funny. I don't think
that's nice. You're just being mean to old people. You'll
be sitting outside looking and watching other people who plan ahead.

(01:52:36):
We are not accommodating your party. Are you laughing at
because Olivia, this is Danielle Monaro from Elvis Duran in
the morning show. You just got phone tapped. Oh oh
my god. Yeah, I'm not really an old lady and
Melissa was in on it the whole time and listen,
you're there. Huh what hello? I just aged like years gotcha?

(01:53:06):
Oh my god? How irritating is that? What? Lord? I
just can't I still can't believe how people just stay
on the phone that law. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She only
hung up once. Pontab was prerecorded. We permission granted by
all parties. Elvie s Duran phone tad. We're only on
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(01:54:18):
out of everybody, because that's gonna be it and for
the next two weeks. Yeah, that's crazy. I know, it's
totally nundy. By the way, we just all got together,
the entire Elvis Drain Morning Show family. We got together
into a very special over fifteen minute morning show podcast
and it will be posted later, so I hope you
watch it, watch it, and now I want you to
see the faces and hear the words from the people

(01:54:41):
who are so important to this show. And here's to
a better new year for all of us. And if
you're listening to us into the new year, boy, we've
got big surprises. We don't know what they are yet,
but they're gonna be huge. Do we need to know
what's on TV? Or do we pretty much whatever? I
love you, guys. I hope you have a very very
married Hanka and happy New Year to you. Miss you guys.

(01:55:04):
Already Honka over and then we have a few more
nice to it. It's over. It's over, so happy belated
Until next year. Say peace, said everybody, Peace said everybody.

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