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Por she's up this program. We're prerecorded morning morning and
in this corner syndicated talk radio. In the Morning show, Hey,
um not to some like a cold bitch. Hi Oh,
I can't believe on the radio. I'm glad you're here
across the country, millions you're listening. I'm gonna try and
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sell my underwear. L we ain't hit a sound of
the drum. They'll be saying, old Lordia, they come. If
we come out here we come, tequila here we come. Hi, Yes,
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Gandhi is very high, they come, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, as we were rolling to another day, it's Wednesday,
September sixteenth, Am I right, yes, yes, you know we're
we're feeling ninety eight percent accuracy on that. There could
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be a little margin of error anyway. Welcome to the day.
Good morning, Danielle, good Hi, Gandhi, Hell no, Hi straight
n Hey producer Sam Hi frog, Hello there, hello scary HIU.
And of course we gather to do another show. Do
you have any guests today, doctor oz Oh, he's not
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a guest. He's a part of the furniture. Absolutely. What's
he talking about today? Some sort of bumps you find
on your booty hole. I'm sure he'll answer that question
for you. He's you know what, in this year twenty twenty,
we need doctor Oz to help keep us alive and
navigate through this mine field of terror and treacherous things.
When you were welcome to the day. I don't know.
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I heard a song yesterday when I was flipping around,
and I'm like, oh my god, I haven't heard this
since it came out. What year did this come out?
Do you know? Scary? I think it was nineteen eighty four. No,
it's not eighty three even no truth really push play.
This speech is my recital. I think it's very vital.
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To rock around that's right on top, like treat to
racker run to rock around that's right on time is trick.
It's trinky, tricky trinking drinking. Treat to rock around, to
rock around that tright on time is trink to tricky tricking.
I met this little girly my hair was kind of
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curly with to a house and buster out. I had
to leave you early. Really sleazy. Ah. They just saying
please me or spend some time in block brin. I check.
It's nothing easy and treat to racker round to rock
around that right on time is trick. It's tricky, drinking trinky.
It's treat to rock around a rag right on time
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is trinka trick, tricky, tricky. In New Yorker, people talking
try to make us round. They really hold, but we
just because we have no time the city. It's a
pity because we just can't hide it. Windows don't be nothing.
They know who's inside. There's treat to rock around, to
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rock around, that's right on timeAs trick, A tricky trinking,
drinking tricky treat to rock around, to rock around, that's
right on timash trick, a tricky trinking, tricking trickt Huh.
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When I wake up, people take up mostly all of
my time. I'm not singing funny bringing because I made
my round. I'm not dragging people, nagging because they think
I'm a star. Always tearing what I'm wearing. I think
the door to fall and Carol follows Darrel every gig
we play this. He just the end, mister nasty shocking Jane.
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I ain't lying, Cuffy crying because I'm on TV beat.
They even Father mapa Faba because he's down with me.
He's chrage to rocker rap to rack around, that's right
on time is trick. We're saying, tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky,
tricky to rocker rap to rack around that's right on
time is trick. We don't you to assume on your
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own off coat and lets it do. But we just
leave it alone. He's like that job, but we don't quit.
You keep on rack shot. Cuse this is well? There
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you go down so good? Can we put it away
for another thirty years? Oh? Wow, st ri of our lives? Anyway,
Welcome to the day. I think that came out in
nineteen eighty seven, Is that right? Yeah? I was off
by a couple of years. Yeah, it was Wow, that
never happens. It was an old It's an old song
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no matter how you slice it. Anyway, Welcome to the day.
Our first caller of the day, Samantha Line. One big
day for Samantha. Samantha's going to hit it well. Samantha.
First of all, happy five year anniversary. You've been married
five years. Look, I've only been married a year. Do
you have any advice to get me four more? Like
you have? Actually we're only dating, we have not gotten married.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that maybe that's that's how
you stay together. Don't get married. I think you just
you know, if if you want to get married, you
get married. I think it's important that you're you know,
you two knows what you want and like you know
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what I mean, right, No, no, no, I'm not giving
you a hassle. I'm not giving you a hass Look
as you're not married, I'm I'm in. I'm you do
you because no one else is going to do you
unless you really beg him to do you anyway. Also,
you're you're having a niece introduced into the world today,
so you're gonna be an Yes, it is. Um. She's
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going to be my first niece and she is also
mine and my boyfriend Dylan's god daughter. She's being scheduled
to be born right about now. Actually, congratulationship, it's a
very exciting exciting day. Well good, good. At least you're
not being attacked by yellow jackets like me. We'll get
into that later, yea. So have a beautiful day. You
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have many reasons to celebrate. Happy fifth anniversary. What are
you going to do for your anniversary today? You know,
I'm not sure. I'm on my way into work right now.
I work for an orthopedic office in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Um,
so we're doing that and then we'll see what happens
later tonight. We also are having an inspection on our
first home. So why Barry, Oh my god? These are
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all full time jobs. How do you find time to work?
You know what I'm saying. Anyway, Samantha, thank you for listening.
You are the first caller of the day. We're gonna
send you the Elvis Drain Morning show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian.
They're on the way. Okay, awesome. Thank you guys so much.
I love you. I've been listening to you for forever
and I'm so happy I finally got to talk to you. Guys,
I love that forever to mute a long time. But
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I'm here to tell you hold on one second, am
I quoting prints? Hey? So when we go around the
room in a little bit, what will be your headline today?
Have you thought of that yet? Yes? Gandhi, Daniel, Daniel,
what's gonna be your headlines? Swedish meat balls? Okay, Sweetish
meat balls on the way, what about you? Gandhi? I
want everyone to delete one apply because I'm mad at it.
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One delete one deleted app on the way scary? What
will be your headline influenced by television? Yes? And what
about you, Froggy, I'm not good at growing things. Okay,
all that and more coming up. Let's get into your horoscopes,
even though some of us servant non believers. Oh who's
that Elvis? Not me? All right, let's go all right.
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So it is Nick Jonas's birthday today and Amy Poehler's
birthday today. Happy birthday to them. Capricorn. Do not be
afraid to jump into a new project. Your mind is
craving a challenge. Your day is a nine Aquarius. When
faced with a tough decision, always go with the road
less traveled. You'll learn more in the end. Your days
of seven pieces, don't be afraid to tell it like
it is. Your honesty is refreshing and it could put
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things back into perspective. Your day is a nine Aries.
Be aware of your surroundings and make sure you ask
for a second opinion on upcoming projects. Your days in
eight Taurus. Take a moment out of your day to
be grateful for all that you have and will put
things into perspective for you, and your day is a
ten Gemini, a specific problem is rearing its ugly head again.
Tackle it head on and be ready for any and
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all consequences and putting it to rest. Your day's in eight. Cancer.
A close friend or family member is in need of
your guidance. Be the first to initiate contact. Let them
know that you're thinking of Your day isn't eight Leo.
Your mind is filled with new and exciting ideas. Be
sure to let them out into the universe for everyone
to see. Your days of ten Virgo, try to focus
on one specific item on your to do list. It's
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going to lead to a more creative and fulfilling method
of getting it done. Your date isn't eight, Libra, take
the leap and go outside your comfort zone. You're in
need to shake up your normal routine. Your days of
nine all right, Scorpio. A personal setback may feel like
a failure. However, now is the time for you to
reinvent yourself. Your date is a seven and finally, Sagittarius,
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ask your close friends or family for their honest opinions.
It will lead you to more refreshing dialogue. Your days
of nine and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes well
as the world continues to spin in a weird way.
Hurricane Sally hitting land, birds mysteriously falling out of the sky,
UFO spotted over New Jersey. It's just another Wednesday. Let's
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get into the three things we need to know. What
are they? Gandhi? What's going on? Let's start with Hurricane Sally.
Parts of the Gulf Coast are already getting heavy rains
as she made landfall not long ago this morning. Forecasters
say that rainfall is likely to be measured in feet
rather than inches over the next few days since it's
a very slow moving storm. She's currently a Category two
with maximum wins up to one hundred and five miles
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per hour. The National Hurricane Center has warned that nearly
ten million people living along the coast should be prepared
for life threatening and historic flooding. The City of Louisville
is going to pay twelve million dollars to settle a
lawsuit filed by the family of Breonna Taylor, who was
fatally shot by police during the botched execution of a
no knock search warrant. The Mayor of Louisville is now
detailing some policy changes that are coming as well, including
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requiring a commanding officer to approve and review search warrants
that are requested. An early warning system will also be
put into place that keeps track of things including use
of force incidents. However, many are still outraged as no
officers are facing any criminal charges so far. And finally,
Froggy had a big day yesterday and now we know
what the new Apple products will be. One of the
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two new Apple watches coming out Friday is going to
let users check their blood oxygen level, which is really
important in the age of COVID. The Series six watch
also has a brighter face so it's easier to read
in sunlight. It'll cost about four hundred dollars. The budget
version will be two seventy nine. The company also unveiled
an updated iPad Air, but no iPhone twelve just yet.
We expected that because the pandemic caused a delay in manufacturing,
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but rumor has it that we will most likely see
it next month and it may be more squarish like
the iPhone four. And those are your three things. Wow, well, Danielle,
you have an iPhone four right, do not? Danielle is
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still on iOS one. Dane into the vintage of all
that is Apple correct. It wasn't it the Was it
the Apple Watch or was it another another gadget that
was going to was supposed to tell us like what
kind of mood we're in? Was it Apple or another
company that's different one? Yeah, I think that was something Amazon. Actually, yeah, maybe, yeah,
I think it was. I don't need a bracelet to
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tell me what kind of mood I'm in. Damn it,
I know what kind of mood. It's foul. All right,
it is Wednesday? You ready for your Wednesday? Come on,
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So the year twenty twenty, are we waiting for locusts?
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What's next? We've had the fire tornado, We've had the UFOs. Yeah,
I think it is. I think the locusts are up.
So the other day, Alexander sitting in the kitchen mining
our own business, and you know, a wasp or a
yellow jacket flew through, like, oh, yellow jacket. You know,
we've had the house open, you know. Okay, So and
then another yellow jacket, and then another, then another, and
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then we walk outside the kitchen door and look up
to the side of the house outside and you see
there's definitely an active nest of yellow jackets. There's a
queen up there doing her thing, and all of her
drones are like, you know, serving her and you know,
making her feel special. Thousands of them. Okay, so they
get worse, and there's another part of the house, so
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I see them going in and out of event that
goes to the attic comic. I'm screwed. We got the
yellow jacket thing. And apparently, according to my exterminator, this
is a major major thing this year. Bees and yellow
jackets and they're aggressive and it's whatever. So the exterminator
comes out, he's like, oh, that seems like you've got
a yellow jacket. Probably yes. Things now so the thing is,
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more and more are showing up inside the house and
where we can't figure out how they're getting in. So
he sprays, he does his thing, and apparently he dusts
and sprays and does everything he does. Uh, they retreat,
and so in doing so, they go further into the
walls of my house. And they're coming out into the
kitchen by the ready for this, by the dozens you down.
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Well again, here's the thing about yellow jackets. If you
kill one, they release these pheromones that bring the other
ones out to say, hey, what's up? Oh my gosh.
And so yesterday, I mean, I'm battling. I'm bad. I'm
trying to get them out of the kitchen without you know,
them shooting their pheromones all over us. And so at
some point I just I lose it. I have to start.
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I have to. I have to end their little lives.
I'm sorry. Don't get mad at me, Gandhi, It's okay.
I understand. They're sitting my little my little puppy Alie
actually finds one on the floor and decides to eat it.
It's alive. It stings his mouth, so I have to
rush him to the vet so, you know, just in
case he has an allergic reaction, and so this has
been just NonStop. Yellow jackets are taken over my life.
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I woke up this morning. A lot of them on
the floor are dead because they ate the poison, right,
So I'm cleaning those ups so the dogs won't eat them.
And it's like, oh, I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do. I'm fighting a losing
battle against yellow jackets. So that's my new twenty twenty story.
If you locate the queen and take her elsewhere, will
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they all just follow? Well, okay, thank you, sure, I
don't know. I don't know how to get them out
of there. Yes, yeah, they will follow the queen. But
they're so deeply embedded into my walls you can actually
hear them in the walls. Buzzy. This is like one
of those horror movies. We're like, in the middle of
the night, somebody gets eaten alive by yellow jack yess
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oh god, rods are gonna start slamming into your windows now, yeah,
oh god. So last night that's all I did. I
was just having nightmares about about yellow jackets all night.
All night, they were attacking me. They were flying around
with dogs and things like the monkeys on Wizard of odds.
Oh my god, scary. I just want to know, aren't
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we coming to the end of the yellow Jacket season? Like,
couldn't you just ride this out? Like you know, it's
only scary more week? Okay, scary, scary, Okay, I'm gonna come.
I'm gonna bring it out. I'm gonna bring two hundred
live yellow jackets, release them in your kitchen and let
you ride it out. But there is that maybe originally
in your kitchen before the exterminator came. What scary? Yes,
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they're here. Yeah, no, no, they were coming out of
the house already by by the dozens, now by the hundreds.
Oh so anyway, that's that's what's going on. Oh my god, No,
it is other than that, there's been no problem. Oh no.
I love animals and all that, and I try to
rescue bugs whenever I can. But when they start to
swarm my place and they're out numbering me and mass
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like that, they're gonna have to go. I understand. My
rule is once once they harm my dog, it's over.
Like you know what, that's it. You you have now
lost your rights, you have nowhere to do. That's it.
It's done. He's like that's fine, but I'm waiting from
our first saying. I haven't had one staying through all
of this, Thank God, good wood. Yeah, so fingers crossed
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on that Jesus this year. I mean, if you think
about it, infest infestation from yellow jackets is nothing compared
to the things of much greater magnitude that are happening
on this planet of ours. But it's just it's just
it's just seasoning on the It's just more salt on
top of the salt. Oh yeah, it still plainly sucks. Yeah,
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and I know what it's I don't know, you know,
Danielle being a mom. Yeah, and so you know when
your little kids, when they were little kids, if one
got really hurt and you knew that it was more
than just a boo boo, it rips your heart out right,
So happen to my puppy. I'm like, oh my god, yeah,
of course. Anyway, so we survive. I guess this wasn't
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a murder hornet. Yeah, you mean the the Yeah, the
murder wasps. Ye're coming over from Japan or whatever. I mean. Yeah,
they say that when they sting you, they leave a hole,
like a hole in your arm. Oh yeah, that one
would have to die. I'd have to kill it. You
don't get to leave holes in my arms. Now. The
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murder hornets, I believe, are a little different. Those are
the ones that use their huge stingers to kill cicadas
and drag them down into their little murder hornet holes
and eat them. But apparently as vicious as in evil
as they look, they are not that harmful to humans,
depend of mine. So I don't know. We're learning a
lot about the old bugs today, anyway. Uh, we need
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some feel good first of all. Turn it off on
Patrick only twenty four. Hi Patrick, how are you doing?
Welcome to Yellow Jacket Talk. Good morning. What's going on? Look,
So my wife's daughter and I and dog were on
a picnic on Sunday. And I was walking with my
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daughter on a little log, you know, balancing her, and
she's a year and a half old, and out of nowhere,
I'd say it was like one hundred and fifty yellow
jackets just bumb rushed us. I got stung like six times.
My poor little dog got stung like eight times. Oh God.
And I was swinging my hat around and managed to
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save my daughter. She didn't get a single bug bite yeah,
but yeah, they're they're brutal. They are brutal. I don't
blame you at all, Elvis. They know they're aggressive and
you know, uh and and they communicate with each other
through pheromones and I'm sure they have some frequency we
can't hear. Look at her, spare the girl. I mean
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I killed the one, killed one and stung me and
they just followed us. So I handed my daughter to
my wife and said, run, I'll clean up every thing,
eating our lunch, like standing up in the you know,
I had a mile away. It's crazy, and they'll follow you. Actually,
yellow jakets won't follow you that far. There are other
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flying evil bugs that well, they'll follow you for for miles. Yeah. Anyway, Well, look,
I'm glad you're, your family and your dog are now safe.
You're all cool. Thanks for calling. And if you see
one goal the other way, they're they're a bitch man. Ah,
yeah they are. And get those things out of your house. Okay,
we're doing everything we can. They're dying, all right, have
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a great day. All right, Now to the feel goods
Now we need to feel good. Oh my god, I'm
gonna have a nightmare. Okay, everyone has the creepies. Everyone
has the creepy crawleys now, oh god, Okay, Well, in
other news, you know, we all love our teachers here
on the show, and Megan Ford wanted me to shine
a light on a local teacher in her area near Austin, Texas.
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Her name is Jennifer Martin. She's an elementary school teacher
and her goal forever has been to get kids to
turn into passionate readers as adults. The only problem is,
she's noticed, you need to start reading as a child.
Very few people don't read as kids and then develop
a passion later on. And the closest library to where
her and forty percent of her students live are it's
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over fifteen miles away. She lives too far, she said,
for these kids to actually get books outside of school hours,
and that was really important to her. So she decided
to use her own money a few years ago and
started to create a library in her garage. She doesn't
use her garage for storage, she doesn't use it for cars.
She just wanted to turn it into a giant library.
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And here she is years later with over fifteen hundred books.
She spent so much money on this project, and she says,
not only would it be worth it under regular circumstances,
but due to COVID that's just like a fantastic thing
to have in her area. It's on the honor system.
Students are allowed to come any age, pick out two books,
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and bring them back whenever they're done. She says she's
had some fantastic interactions over it and says seen some
beautiful things. So Jennifer, and to every other teacher who
goes just the extra mile, you guys are our heroes.
Thank you Megan for the story, and if you have
a story that deserves to be featured, email me Sam
at elvistread dot com, subject line feel goods. Oh thank
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you Sam. Thank you. Have a good day. What's for dinner? Oh, Elvis,
I get to finish off the bake you taught me
how to make last night. It's so easy, right yeah,
and it's delicious. What the hell? Just add an egg?
Everything changed an egg. The egg is just a miracle worker,
isn't it. Thank you, Sam, have a great day. Okay.
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By the way, did you use a little Rayo's Homemade
there in the sauce? Rayo's Homemade is the only non
homemade sauce. I will use yes, there you go, perfect,
all right, We love you, Sam, have a beautiful day. Okay,
love you guys. All right, Danielle, you're up to bat next?
What do you have coming up? Beyonce's mom tells us
how Beyonce got her name, and uh, I see, okay,
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never mind, I'm just gonna go somewhere. I can see
a look at Nate's eye, like, why are you starting
another thought? We got to take a break. All that
you hate me, don't you. I have a tell I
didn't believe that you can see that from there, I
will tell you. I'm so excited about BTS and all
the other superstars on the iHeartRadio Music Festival. It's this
Friday and Saturday night. You can listen to it right here,
(23:25):
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guys know you have a job Friday and Saturday night? Yeah,
whatever you have going on, cancel that can't all right?
All the info of course at iHeartRadio dot com. Let's
take a break. We're back with Danielle and much more
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Donors Choose is doing something really, really really fine today.
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It's their twentieth anniversary, So today only to celebrate twenty
years of Donors Choose donations. Donations to every classroom project
will get matched by fifty percent. It's a sale if
they're having a sale at Donors Choose to donate. Yeah. So,
you know what if you don't know of a of
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a teacher, a friend who or a family member who's
a teacher who is currently posting a project a class
project on donors Choose, just go on donors Choose dot org.
You can actually do a search for your zip code.
Maybe you want to help a school in your area
or a school that you went to as a kid,
and they will match a fifty percent match to whatever
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you donate starting at seven o'clock East Coast time, which
is in like fifteen minutes, which I think is just fantastic.
Every charity other a charity that makes it easy for
everyone to help a classroom and need your gift is
tax deductible. Donor's Shoes is just so fantastic. I love it.
And the fact that they're doing this special day today
only starting at seven am East Coast time. There's reason
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to go on and you can donate just a little.
You don't have to donate a lot, do whatever you can.
You can find some great, really encouraging projects and some
of these teachers classrooms, and now your money will go
even further today and today only celebrating twenty years of
Donor's Shoes. I'm gonna go on. Yeah, definitely, it's gonna
be great. Oh. I love this picture of Froggy's dogs
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hanging out with each other. Oh. They laid in the
window sill yesterday looking out the front window, nose to
nose for over an hour. Its just and I don't
know if it's just me. And now that you have
two dogs elbviously ever just sit there and look at
them play with each other or hang out together, and
you just your heart just fills with love just watching
them interact with one another. Yeah, because when you put
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two dogs together, you just kind of always have that
question mark in there, like is this gonna work? And
when you see it start to work, it's it's really great.
I gave them some things to chew on another down.
They're being very quiet. I like that. Good news. Mountain
dew Margarita is on the way to red lobster. Thank god. Hey, hey, look,
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you know I'm not a huge football fan, but did
you hear the story about how holding calls in NFL
games are down close to eighty percent compared to last
year because people don't want to get close to each other. Yeah,
they're down to the lowest Week one total in at
least twenty seasons. And they're saying they think it could
be because of social distance distancing on the field. I
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don't know if that's true, but oh wow, maybe the
refs just don't want to get close enough to do
They don't want to get close enough to see it,
and they're like, whatever, just let this keep going. Yeah,
let him go. Let them just run run faster, run forest,
all right. Danielle you're ready to roll. Yep, all right,
let's have a Danielle a thought on. You have to
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start here reporting now and go for four more hours.
And can you imagine? Yes? I can. So this was
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offset that was really weird. Apparently, Um, she does want
it to be amicable, and she had no idea that
her lawyer filed these documents asking for legal custody and
(28:23):
primary physical custody of their two year old. Culture. Now
she's looking at these documents and she's like, no, no, no, no,
I want joint custody. Um, they're saying that she's asking
for child support. She's like, no, I don't need child support.
So it's like a yeah, exactly. So it's like the
Bank of Cardi, So why does she sport? So they're
kind of looking at all the things, but as of
right now, she has filed for divorce. Very interesting. Um,
(28:47):
So Tina Knowles, Beyonce's mom, is telling us how Beyonce
got her name. Beyonce is actually Tina's name before she
got married. She says that her last name was Beyonce,
was so ten Beyonce. So here's the weird thing. If
you look back at the birth certificates of Beyonce's siblings,
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only one other has the last name Beyonce because there
was a clerical error and on it it was baync
bnce b e y I n Ce. So Tina says
her mom, Well, how come you never went back and
corrected this? She says, I tried, She said, I tried
several times, but we were just happy that we actually
(29:28):
got birth certificates, so I just left it the way
that it was. So it was interesting story that that's
how she got her name. It was her mom's maiden name.
Crazy Kim Kardashian and Leonardo DiCaprio and a bunch of
other celebrities are making trying to make Facebook stop and listen.
I don't know if you've seen this already, but they're
doing this hashtag stop hate for profit. It's twenty four
(29:48):
hour Instagram freeze. It is already going on, and a
lot of their socials. If you look at Kim Kardashian,
she wants them to stop hate propaganda giving us wrong information.
So if you go over to Kim Kardashian's Instagram, you
can read all about it right now. But like I said,
other celebrities aren't going to be doing the same thing today.
McDonald's in Downey, California has been sighted by the city,
(30:13):
and so has Travis Scott because so many fans showed
up last week for his six dollar meal and they're saying, well,
he didn't get the right paperwork. He didn't get a
permit for a crowd over two hundred people. About five
hundred people showed up, and so now they're like, you
have to pay a fine. I mean, the fine is
not a lot of money, but still, you know, it's interesting,
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but that's hysterical. Do you imagine McDonald's employees, right, they're
always coming. They did not know what was coming. And
Joe Exotic and Jeff Lowe are still at each other's throat.
You know that Jeff has control over Joe Zoo. Joe
has his clothing line and he also has his you know,
the underwear and part of it and on it his
(30:55):
name Joe Exotic. Well, Jeff is saying, but I own
a cut of the profits because I own the name
Joe Exotic. It's trade munked and I've been in charge
of it for a while. So now there's a whole
bunch of problems, breach of contract, all kinds of crap
going on. I mean, these two are just I don't
think they're ever gonna not be going at it. You
lock them all up. They give you material every day
(31:16):
day they do. You are correct. Twitter reveal the top
ten most tweeted artists over the past six months. BTS
is number one, and we'll end off with this more
information on Justin Bieber's new song coming out on Friday.
It's called Holy Chance. The rapper is part of the
entire process and also there will be a short film
that comes out to accompany the song, so it will
be interesting to see. Let's see television Dancing with the
(31:40):
Stars fans and not so happy with Tyra Banks. A
lot of them want Tom back, saying nothing against Tyra,
but we missed Tom. And then other people were saying
mean things about hosting skills, which not cool to do that.
But the fifty fifth Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
goes down tonight. That's where FRODA will be. I'm sure
America's got talent. You got the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
The Devil All the Time on Netflix comes out today.
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You may want to check that out. Tom Holland isn't
that And so is Robert Pattinson And that is my
Danyelle report. Hey, so I think even Alex went and
watched your show last night, Gandhi The Octopus Show, what's
it called? Yes, he did, my Octopus Teacher. Yes, Yes,
he texted me yesterday and we had some conversations about
how we would have done things differently. But Sam also
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watched it and said she cried and she laughed and
it's just a really really good movie if you well documentary,
if you can go and see it. Well, if I
can get the yellow Jackets to leave me alone for
a couple hours. Oh lord. Hey, so remember yesterday we
were talking about Kimberly's trendy Boutique's an she's an Etsy
(32:44):
vendor and she designed these I Love Elvis Drain Morning
Show shirts and she put them up and started selling
them totally, you know, without our permission, totally. You know,
it's you know what, she's making money or she could
be making money off our name whatever. And I my
response was great, they look awesome, right. Yeah. I even
got a call from someone and on our management team
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saying Hey, is there something you want us to do
about that? I went, no, leave her alone. So anyway,
she heard we were talking about her yesterday, so she
took them off the site. So I said her a
DM back saying what are you doing? Put them back?
So look they're now back up. That's awesome. Also, the
mister Michael Oppenheimer aka Scary Jones is my favorite telemarketer. No, Scary,
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are you really gonna? Is this sour grapes? Really? Don't
you love the fact even though she's making all the
money off of your name. I'm one hundred and ten percent,
two hundred percent okay with it, Elvis, if that's possible,
I'm flattered by it. I'm I'm appreciative that my name
is on somebody's shirt exactly, It's not on ours. And
like I said yesterday, if it was Nike or something
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like that, oh yeah, no, we'd bring out the big guns.
We'd go for some cash. Oh yeah. Are we going
to talk to her about her price point? Is she
a little high on the prize high? It is a
little high. Thirty six dollars for a T shirt? A
little pricey. People that include shipping. I don't care. What
are they gonna drown it to my house within hours
(34:11):
of me. And if she's sending us on because I
think since our names are on it, we should get something. Well,
that would be a very good business. I mean we've
already she already received free, free publicity. Why does she
have to grease She's charging thirty six dollars a shirt
and we gave her free publicity. I definitely think she
should at least give us a shirt with a bone.
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Out of one of the calls, I got several calls
about this yesterday and they were all like from the
legal end, and one person said, you know what, Elvis,
this is bad business. You've lost your mind. You should
never ever let someone take advantage of it. And I said,
I don't care. I don't care. You know, I'm being
chased around by yellow jackets trying to kill me and
my dogs. I've got a deer running around my property
(34:56):
eating all of my expensive flowers, like like like salad.
You know, I'm being attacked by nature. It's okay, let
her sell the shirt. What Nate? Don't you realize Elvis?
I'm not sure if you're aware, but concerts, they don't
make the money doing the show. They make the money
on the merchandise. We're missing the boat here, the boat,
we're missing the boat. Yes, it's your name. I'm not
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gonna go take your name and put it on his shirt?
Why not she did? Which Maybe that's what's happening here.
Maybe maybe there's somebody who works here and they've just
started there, Kimberly, and they're selling shirts and we don't
even know it. What if one of us started a
merch store with what you know, you know, with that,
(35:39):
with Elvis Durrand's logo on it and your name and
all that, would you then have us shut down? Or
would you be okay with it? No? I would shut
you down. Why I'm sure. I'm sure Brodie's already doing it.
Pick up Brody, Hey, broy Yeah Brodie? Is it bad
business for me? Is it bad business for me to
let this? I need just move ahead with no problem
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selling shirts with our name and and that kind of stuff. Yeah,
it's one hundred percent bad business. First of all, everyone
in the room is right. You should send free shirts
to everybody because you were extra nice. But this sets
a bad precedent right now. There's people over the world going, oh,
I can start a nasty store and sell elvistore and merchandise. Well,
let's be honest, we can't do that. It isn't like
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the hottest product out there. I mean it's Elvis Drain
Morning Show shirt. I mean, you know, please, but it's
getting a shirt including shipping. Yeah, well you know all
or like somebody like that on that's hilarious. Okay, well
(36:42):
rody so uh. I would not be upset if you,
of all people, decided to start ripping me off and
selling stuff on it. I would You're a very entrepreneurial guy.
I know you'd like to sell stuff on eBay and
stuff like that, and I I wouldn't be surprised. It
wouldn't mess with me. I wouldn't have a problem with it. Well,
I appreciate that, but I would not steal from my coworkers.
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These are the people that stand outside the concert, like
when we do jingle Ball. They're like the inside outside people.
I call them the ones that say twenty five dollars inside,
ten dollars outside. Then they pull the shirts out of
their underwear that this woman is the same person. Now, people,
the people who I see selling bootleg shirts outside concerts,
they can't spell the word Etsy, I'm not. I'm just
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not the same people, not the same. All right, Brody,
go away, we love you. We'll come come back if
you need us. Okay, all right. More importantly, she should
have a Brody and Danielle shirt. We phone tap better
than Scary Oh free again in today. So hold on
a second, broke. So I don't know, you know what,
Maybe this is this part of life I'm entering where
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I just don't give a crap anymore. I'm like, this
is just not the battle I want to fight today.
This is when Froggie's wife keeps telling me. She's like, listen,
you're going to get to a point where you're not
going to give a crap. It's the best feeling ever. Well,
she's there, Yeah, it is not. It's not really just
giving not giving a crap. It's just giving a crap
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about things that matter more. Maybe maybe this one I'm
right what other people think about you exactly? Well, and
I'm having I'm still working on that. I read that
book like three or four years ago that came out,
learn How to Not Give of f About? What? What's
it called? It's the Orange Book? Learning How Not to
Give an F About? You know what I'm talking about. Look,
(38:30):
I know what you're talking about. I've seen it. Great book,
it's all art of not giving it. Yes, the Subtle
Art of Not Giving an F. I think everyone should
read that book. It really is worth your time. And
it's not about like, oh I don't give about anything.
It's like, stop giving so much f to things that
just don't matter. You know. You know if this lady
(38:53):
was out there making millions and millions of dollars off
this shirt, and we would have to take a look,
you know whatever, she's not she's she Yeah, she's a
fan of the show. Did I get it? Whatever. Also,
if people could learn to not give enough about things
that don't personally affect their lives, that would be great. Yeah,
well that ain't gonna happen. I'll be awesome. That's not
(39:16):
gonna happen. Yeah. People are texting in now saying they're
gonna start selling our shirts for thirty five dollars to
undercut Kimberly. Okay, all right, h Yeah. The book is
called The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F. The
counter Intuitive Approach to Living a Good Life by Mark Manson.
It really is a great read and everyone smile. You'll
(39:39):
hear me. You'll hear me talk about things and my
philosophies in life. And these are things I've ripped right
out of the pages of that book and others like it.
All right, let's take a break. We'll be back after this.
In the Morning show. Hey guys, we all know bedtime
can be a battle for both you and your kids.
(39:59):
For instance, my son used to struggle to fall asleep.
Fortunately we discovered Vic's Peers these kids, melotone and gummies
to help him fall asleep. Naturally, find peers these kids
in stores near you. This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. You know, straight name brings up a good point.
So we've been wearing masks for what four or five
(40:20):
or six months whatever. Are there people that are in
your life now who you've never seen without a mask.
You don't know what they look like, but you maybe
you now see them almost every day or once a
week or on a like an ongoing relationship. Kind of funny.
I was like, I don't even know what you look like,
and You're like, I don't know. It's kind of weird. Yeah,
(40:41):
we we have you know, we're getting a house. Heather
and I and the contractor that's going to do some
work on our house. His name's Wayne, and I have
no clue what the guy looks like because his face
is covered except for about his eyes up and I
know he shaves his head. So I call him Wayne
the Rock because he looks like the But other than that,
if he was to take his mask off, I would
(41:02):
have no clue what the guy looks like. Zero clue. Yeah,
it's when I had to take Ali to the vet yesterday.
This great veterinarian and his entire staff, they're always so fantastic,
but they see On the other hand, they don't know
what I look like because I wear a mask when
I see them. So it works. It works two ways,
is true? You know that is true? Yeah, Frog. I
(41:24):
started going to a new dentist, Crosswater Dental, right down
this cheap from me and doctor Martinez is great. I
don't have any of you. She looks like she knows
what I look like. I've only seen her from like
the Lone Ranger. She's got the mask on all the
foot All I've seen is her eyes. She's very nice.
I like her, but if I saw her in the store,
I wouldn't know who she was maybe this is a
good thing. Maybe maybe it's it's us judging people less
(41:45):
on the way to look, not that we did anyway. Maybe,
But speaking of dentist, I've got to go. I think
next week or the week after I a filling fell
out and I got dirt between my teeth and it's
time for a cleaning. What's it like? Is it like?
Is it really really just I don't know. They were
very meticulous and very careful. Yes, very meticulous. You wear
(42:06):
your mask and you go in, you wear it till
you walk to your chair, and when you get in
your chair, they take it off and they keep theirs
on the whole time. Everything is super sterilized, not that
it wasn't before, but there's even more protocol now. Yeah,
they have a splatter guard because while they're in there
in your mouth, just in case something splatters on their face. Anyway, Yeah,
in my and I know for a fact they would
(42:27):
be in there shooting stuff between my teeth to clean
them out and stuff, and things would splatter on the
wall like octopus, octopie, whatever you call them. Sometimes you
look down at your shirt and it's like what God,
it's like a beat salad chips and salsa flying everywhere.
Oh my god. Anyway, so yeah, so we're living in
(42:49):
this day at the age of the mask, and uh,
it's yeah, it's you. Eventually we'll be able to take
them off and there'll there'll be the reveal. That's what
you look like? Do you? Guys? Try really hard to
smilee at people through the mask, because I do. Like
when I see someone in there being nice, I try
really hard to make sure that they know I'm smiling
(43:11):
with my eyes. But I could just look crazy. I
don't know. No, you, yeah, I do that too. You
give him a little extra I smile. Yeah, life with
masks please. Oh, by the way, feel free to look.
I don't need gifts anymore for birthdays or Christmases whatever.
(43:31):
It's just I've got too much stuff. I don't know.
You guys agree, right, don't you have enough stuff? Oh? Yes?
So if anyone out there wants to help me celebrate
the holidays, please don't buy me a plot of land
on Mars as a gift. Oh you're seeing these right.
Hopefully I can get my deposit back. And I was like,
I'm gonna buy one because that might be really valuable
(43:54):
real estate in the future. No, and even if they
do colonize Mars, when you go up there to claim
her a little plot. I don't think they're gonna let
you put your mobile home there. No, No, you're not
gonna be allowed. Those are those gifts like, oh I
got you, this will go great with a star I
put your name on. I own basically a herd of
(44:14):
adopted elephants because all of my friends they know I
don't want things, so they all adopt me an elephant.
So I think I own a lot. It's crying. I
bought you a yak one year. Hey, speaking of outer space,
hit hit it scary? Yesterday? Was it yesterday? Yes? People
driving on the highways and byways of New Jersey and
New York City looked up into the sky and saw
(44:37):
something value value in twisting. Did you see the video?
Did you see the people were pulling over on the
side of the road and traffic would stop to know
the highway out of their cars and pointing up at
this thing floating in mid air. Goddy, you saw it right.
I did see it and it is posted at the
Elvis durand Show Instagram account. If you missed it and
(44:57):
you want to know what we're talking about. Go look,
So this thing was hovering for a long amount of time,
enough that people pulled over. A lot of people were
recording what's going on, and we're getting reports now that
it was actually supposedly the Good Year blimp. No it wasn't. No,
it wasn't. A lot of the people who saw it said,
I know what the good Year blimp is. I know
(45:19):
what that looks like. That was not the Good Year blimp.
So there's a little bit of controversy good Year of
saying no it was. It was absolutely the Good Year blimp,
But a lot of the people who actually were the
witnesses are saying, we will not be lied to. That
was not the Good Year blimp. Oh do you think
it was the same ship that abducted Nate when he
was little? Oh, it's back us USS anal probe. Yeah,
(45:43):
there wasn't enough lights. I looked at this that there
was more lights on the ship that abducted me. Oh really, okay. Yeah,
we actually have audio on the Today page. Scary if
you can stop doing Instagram for one moment. So I
was there. Yeah, they have re action audio people on
the Today baits talking about what they saw and how
they how they responded, here we go, Oh my god,
(46:08):
Look the whole street is five. This is a fine spaceship.
Look at that click. You're ready to hiway right now.
I don't know. Everybody's stopping and looking, stopping their cars. Yeah,
people people stop to see it. So they're saying, the
good year blimp. That doesn't look anything. I could look
a blin period. No, it just doesn't. The video I
(46:29):
saw it doesn't look like one at all. It looks
like a flat, round saucery type object. But all of
the officials and experts are saying, no, wound down, it
was a good year blimp. Can you imagine? No, Like
the government and everything, like, what are we gonna say?
What are we gonna say? Say it's the good year blimp? Right,
everybody will surprise me. That's exactly how twenty twenty is going.
It's like, here's a fact. Actually that fact in front
(46:49):
of your face. Not true. We're gonna out there it
was good year. Hey, tell him it's our blimp. They'll
talk about it on the Elvistrad boarding show. Well, so
lots of tie saying anyway, so that was happening yesterday.
It's really funny how it really is. Let's say it is.
Let's say this is some sort of craft that has
(47:11):
arrived from another galaxy. You know what I'm saying. But
where's just in here laughing at it? Going? Oh, I
guess it's just not enough. We've we've had enough of
these sightings. Now we need to see these creatures like disembark.
They need to be walking around amongst us. I would
be very excited. I know everybody else thinks it's like
so scary. But the way I figure is, if they're
(47:31):
smart enough to get here, they've probably already seen us
and they've realized we're really not worth anything. Like Earth,
as everybody says, is a place you roll the window
up when you're driving through. Because we're not in a
good place right now. So I think that they're just
observing and we're going to be fine. What do they
want from us, let's hope. So did you see the
video of the Gettysburg ghosts running across the street? No? No? Oh?
(47:56):
So that please? That's awesome? Or do a google on
get his Burg ghosts. I would like to see. There's
a guy he captured video footage of ghosts during a
late night tour of the infamous Civil War battle site
and get hisburg pa. Right, so he's at Pierre Via. Wait,
get his burg Okay, I'm getting confused. Anyway, he said.
(48:18):
He and his family had driven to the site as
tourists to learn more about the history of the Civil
War to see the old battleground where the oh okay,
get his burg address was given. And they were driving
along one night and they started hearing noises. They heard
things to the left, and the uncle hurt things the right.
There's a fog. They started rolling and you can actually
see these ghosts running across the street the size of humans.
Oh my god, I'm watching. I'm watching. Now you see it.
(48:43):
Oh my gosh, he looks just like a person. Oh
my gosh, that's awesome. Nope, that's awesome. Aliens. I accept ghosts.
I do not creepy get hisburg Pa. I don't know
if you've ever driven out there. Really is fascinating to
just to be there where it happened, where it went down.
(49:06):
Just you can feel the ghost, you can feel the story.
It's but when you see them on a video. Look
at Danielle, she's all excited about Halloween, all of a
said This is so cool. That is so creepy. This reminder,
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(49:30):
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(49:52):
still online the twenty Yes, So hello Stephanie, Welcome to Wednesday.
What's going on right one? We're doing? Okay, you're a teacher, right, Yes?
I actually just got a new job in an elementary school.
So you were talking about wearing masks and never seeing
these people's faces before. So I'm finding it really hard
(50:15):
to remember everyone's name, all my new colleagues and even
the kids that I'm working with. Um, it's really tough.
It is because because of the mask. It's you're only
seeing part of the story. Therefore you can remember them partly, right,
So I don't know, But how's your school? You're going
so far? I mean, are you enjoying your job? I
(50:38):
always enjoy my job because, you know, the whole point
of becoming a teachers, because you love teaching children and
being that joy on their face. But it's really hard
this year. A lot of things are different. It's a
lot of behavior management. I work with a young younger
grades their special education students as well, so it's a
huge struggle for them. You know, they have a glass
(51:01):
around their desks, they're wearing their masks all day, they
can't get up out of their feet without asking. It's
just really sad. Yeah, well, you know what, Uh, it's challenging,
but it sounds as if you're figuring it out and
you're you know, you're still you're going in every showing
up every day is ninety percent of the battle. And
then then you make it work, right, you make it work.
(51:24):
Do just as you type the kids, you teach the kids. Look,
you have a challenge in front of you. Let's figure
out a way to make it work. And you're doing that.
As an example in front of them. We love you,
We love our teachers. Stephanie, you know want to are you?
Are you addicted to caffeine? M absolutely well? Coffee right now,
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Morning Show. Congratulations, Thank you so much. You're very welcome,
and thank you for what you do everyday. Stephanie. Thanks Elvin,
and I just want to say I love all of
(52:29):
you guys. You guys make my morning every single day.
Thank you so much, Thank you, Thank you so much.
Coffee on the way. Time to get caffeine caffe aided
hold on one second. Okay, I love that. I was
listening to some of the teachers teaching my kids yesterday
and I felt so bad for them. Good one kid
like he realizes that the teachers having problems with the camera,
(52:50):
with the with the you know everything, and he out
loud says, well, I guess we're not having any work today.
She can't figure it out. I'm like, oh my gosh,
he's poor. Oh no, you know, we should have saved
that coffeemaker for the ten dollar free money phone tap.
Now now we got ten dollars. I think there's some
(53:13):
cache to ten dollars, don't you. Elvis. It's like you've
your own cup, exactly, paper cup of coffee. I tell
you what, Let's take no, no, let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi. Then we'll
take a break. We'll come back with a ten dollar
free money phone tap. I have an idea of something
to tag along with the free money phone tap. I'll
explain it just a couple of minutes. All right, Gandhi,
it's all up to you. What's going on? All right?
(53:35):
The City of Louisville is going to pay twelve million
dollars to settle a lawsuit filed by the family of
Brionna Taylor, who was fatally shot during a botched execution
of a no knock search warrant by police. The mayor
of Louisville is now detailing some policy changes that are
also clump coming, including requiring a commanding officer to approve
and review search warrants that are requested. Many people are
(53:55):
still outraged though, because no officers are facing any criminal
charges so far. Really weird story coming out of New Mexico. Elvis,
we were talking about this a little bit ago. Apparently
birds are just dropping dead out of the sky. Yeah,
there is a reason for it. So apparently these yeah
it's raining birds. They're saying that they could lose hundreds
of thousands because the wildfires out west caused the birds
(54:19):
to leave earlier than they usually do. Now, that coupled
with a cold front and a drought, they're saying, is
the reason that this is happening. But if you're in
the New Mexico area and you see birds just falling
out of the sky, that is what's going on, I know.
And finally added to the list exactly Barbados says that
it will remove Queen Elizabeth as its head of state.
(54:40):
A statement from the island said that the time has
come to leave our colonial pass behind and become a republic.
The Prime Minister said Barbados wants a Barbadian head of
state the islands. The Island Nations government aims to complete
this process in November of next year. And those are
your three things. That is good news. Actually, there's so
much more to that story about the Caribbean and the
(55:03):
colonies and the colonial way of life and uh yeah,
time to move on. But the Queen's like, do you Yeah,
you're the best. You're the best queen impersonation. You're the
best queen. Can you can you be? Philip is one
hundred years old. Yes, that's crazy when you look at him,
(55:27):
but he always looks like that. He's always if you
look back at years, he's always that. He always. I
don't think you know. Wow, Uh taking a break. You're
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Miss Duran in the morning show, You got any money
to bring money phones? Tapp No, But Danielle has money
and she is sponsoring this week's ten dollars free money phones. Tappah,
I am didn't you agree to do this yesterday? I did.
That's why I'm not buying a new pair of shoes
(56:31):
this week. Money there you go? So what fifty dollars? Right? Yeah,
dollars fifty smackaroon. So if you could venmo that to
a Scotti? B okay? Oh? Is that why venmoud to Scottie? Yeah? Sure, okay.
Now in addition to that, if you're calling one hundred,
you win one hundred ten dollars right. Also, being that
(56:54):
this is Donors Shoes is twentieth anniversary today, they are
doing this really special thing. If you go onto Donors
choose dot org and you support a project in a
teacher's classroom, they will they will jack it up. Fifty
percent will be added to your bill. Isn't that cool?
That's awesome. So this is today only. It's happening right
now as we speak. So as an extra added bonus,
(57:17):
when you call up, you'll tell me your zip code
and then I will look up a teacher in your
zip code and I will close her class um challenge out.
Oh oh, that's awesome. Okay, it sounds kind of confusing.
And if you don't want to give your zip code
on the air, you can do it in secret, in
private with straight Nate. What are you eating, Straight Nate?
(57:38):
Oh oh yeah, it looks delicious. Chop up golden oat,
bel Vita breakfast biscuits. Love Belvita. They have some crazy
flavors now that are insane. They're so good. Yeah, crazy
insane flavors. Perfect. I'm in all right. So I'll be
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called one hund now to win, you're ten dollars, and
I will donate to a teacher in your area or
else you know one. We'll look her up or ham
up and we'll donate to their class one eight hundred
two four two zero, one hundred. Caller one hundred. All right,
let's go. Who does the phone tap today? Brody? Why
do you sound so sad? Great? Phone? What I said, Brody?
(58:20):
You asked me a question? He does today's phone tap? Brody?
I didn't mean to like to be brooding about Brody.
I'm are you by all right? Here we go Brody's
phone tap. Let's do Duran the Elvis durand phone tap
Dave Brody's phone tap? What's it about Elvis? It's fantasy
football season? So Tyler want us to phone tap his
(58:43):
friend Matt. Matt's been having a problem logging into his
fantasy football team through the website they use for their league.
So I called Matt as the website for his fantasy
football league to try to help him. Okay, let's see
what happens in Dave Brody's phone tap. Hi, Matt, this
is Chuck from saying, fantasy leagues, how are you today?
(59:03):
I'm good. I understand you have a problem with your
Henrietta's Hooters team. We've got the whole weekend in front
of me and I can't get a team to work.
I'm trying to right. You're You're locked out. That's why
I just my credit card decline. Let me give you
guys a new number or something. Let me give you
another credit card? Well, you know it costs us money
every time your cards decline when we try to run
it through. So why would I risk that again? Yeah,
(59:24):
but that's your that's your job is to take my
credit card. That your job team is the people every
year that do Fantasy football. You ride for ADIC. I
have a decline credit card. We have millions of people
minus one because you didn't pay. See you, I deployed. Dude, dude, chuck.
I've been I've been on the I've been on your
web page. I've been going through contact us. You guys
aren't responding to anything like it's And now you're telling
me because my credit card decline the first time I
(59:46):
try to put it through, right, that you're not gonna
let me give you a new number? Uh? And see
now you got it? See there you go. I don't
think we have a problem. Now you seem to understand.
What do you mean we don't have a problem. You
may have a problem to tell exactly you just said it.
You don't, but I have problem. Now you don't need
to help me with my problem. You don't need to go.
I'm telling you you didn't think you know, because your
deal man Henrietta's Hooters, will be on autopilot throughout the season.
(01:00:07):
Hopefully with buy weeks and injuries, your team will work out. Okay,
maybe he'll still win. About it's not gonna work out. Okay,
you're gonna My team's gonna give autopilot all season. It's
gonna work out. Okay, so working out? Okay, Okay, you
still have big boob Bashers, Matts Marauders, Matts and Marauders
too very original name there. Uh the mad Matters and
Matts Mashers. Yeah, you have right. I have all those
three teams and that's not even that's not even the team.
(01:00:29):
I give it a really pay attention to those teams. Oh,
you don't care about so so if I close one
out right now, you don't care. If you don't care
about them, close out my team. Dude, Hold on one second,
I want you to hear this. We're gonna put the
phone next to the keyboard. Hold on, do you hear this? Uh,
Matt's Mashers you're now locked out of that as well.
Do you want to keep going who's put someone else
(01:00:49):
on the phone. You know what, you have a manager
in that office. Put them on the phone right now. Dude,
Let me let me go look. Let me see if
I can find Let me see. I gonna go find one.
Hold on, Let me see if I can find something.
Hold on. You know, I couldn't find what you're looking for.
There's nobody here that gives you. You gotta be kidding me.
You're gonna shut You're gonna shut me out of my
league for the entire year. You're gonna treat me like
on the phone. I give you my money every year
(01:01:11):
and you hit me around like this. So let me
get this biased and everybody knows your biased, and everybody
knows your website is bulls. Hello, Yeah, hi Matt, This
is Chuck again, my friend Chuck. What's up. Well, listen,
I'm calling you back because I just wanted to let
you know. I don't want you yelling at your bank.
It looks like it was our fault. We didn't process
the card right. It wasn't actually a decline. We got
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a number on. You're having me so riles up. After all,
it was your bad. Somebody here and process your card wrong.
All right. I knew it, dude, I knew it. So
I got my team back. I'm good to go. Everything's fine. No,
you don't have your team back because you've been addict
to me. But I'm just calling to let you know
that it wasn't your banks. What are you talking about? It?
Team back, right, I get my team back, you guys stop.
(01:01:54):
I get my team back. I get all my teams back. Right.
But then you stopped worse than us by screaming and
curse me, treading to kill me. So it wasn't a
bank arrow. We're square away on the payment, but we're
gonna go ahead and refund. You're telling me that because
I got upset, because you guys, that you're gonna me over.
You've got to be kidding me. You totally ruined morning.
Speaking of ruining your morning, you've actually made the mornings
of most of our listeners. Tyler and I are phone
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tapping you, Matt Mad. This is Dave Brody from Melishore
in the Morning Show. You left your computer open. He
changed the password. Dude, I couldn't. I couldn't put my
players in from last night a beard. There you go,
(01:02:37):
David Broody, there's your phone that's a great new names.
I know. I love him. Let's go talk to Josephine
Line four, who, by the way, is a teacher. Yeah, Josephine, Yeah, Josephine.
When we love you, I love you? Now? Are you
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in love with teaching? Is that your challenge? I mean,
is that your your passion in life? Yesterday is especially
to specialty day? Rayland? Well, I tell you why. Um.
I know that you have friends that work at a
District twenty nine PreK Center Jamaica Avenue. Right, yes, oh god,
there's so many projects there. I don't know which one
to give to see gosh, uh, I'm you know, I'm
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gonna choose the first one, two, three, four, I'm gonna
choose several of them and don't have them. Okay, nice, Yeah,
this is happening. Of course, a donors choose dot Org.
We're today celebrating their twentieth anniversary. They're jacking it up
fifty percent. Whatever you donate at fifty percent, they're gonna
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add it to it, and we'll do it for you,
and we'll do it for your friends that teach at
District twenty nine PreK Center at Jamaica Avenue. Hey, so
what's your day all about today, Josephine, Well, thank you.
What are you doing today? I'm heading some work right
to set up the classes for next week. Oh yeah,
I still setting them up. Well, look, we're behind you.
We know it's a challenge, but we know there's a
(01:04:04):
payoff because you're a teacher and good things come to teachers,
and I hope you have a great day. We're also
sitting you a ten dollar bill, thank you so much.
You can go buy a one little piece of chalk.
It's fabulous. Do they still use chalkboards? That's like a
thing that's a relic, isn't it bry a race, Yeah,
(01:04:24):
I know, or digital digital everything digital now, yeah, chalkboards.
The thought of a chalkboard, it's to squis me up,
because you imagine you're putting your fingernails on the running away.
All right, Josephine, thank you so much for listening. You
tell all the teachers we said, congratulations on making it
through the summer and getting into a new year. Okay,
(01:04:46):
thank you so much. All right, hold on one second,
so again, go to donors choose dot org and find
a teacher or a class or a school that you're
familiar with that's close to you and your zip code whatever,
and help our teachers out today. Yeah, scary, what's up?
You know you're just talking about writing. Yesterday I was
watching the the Apple conference and the new iPads that
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are coming out. Oh my god, you can use the
Apple pencil thing. You could scribble, you could write whatever
you want and then tap it and it turns into
text right there. It's insane, this next level. And I
don't and I haven't had an iPad since like the
mini one back in the day, but I may actually
now buy an iPad for this reason. This is not
a commercial. Doesn't Elvis have something that does that right now? Yes?
(01:05:30):
But anyway, I'm my sales didn't say anything already. Well
I'll tell you during the break because because I'm not,
I'm not dropping names to get a free iPad like scary.
(01:05:50):
This goes back to that whole debate about every time
Apple releases something, all Android users are like, we already
have that, We've had it for years. Yeah, well, I see,
I didn't say the use. Brody says, Brodie is the
worst Android user loves is Android, and you know what,
and Android lovers they love their Androids. I'm not. I'm
not staying. I'm not gonna poop poo in their salad.
(01:06:12):
All right, let we're gonna take a break. But Danielle's
coming up next. What do you have coming up Forest,
daniel We gotta talk about Cardi being offset getting a
divorce and oh, the Royal family doesn't seem to like
Megan very much. Nah, they don't do that. And also
doctor Oz is on the way, he's got important stuff
to talk about. Let's take a break back after this. God,
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not to sound like a cold bitch. Hi, only I
can't believe on the radio. I'm glad you're here across
the country, millions you're listening. I'm gonna try and sell
my under We need hit a sound of the drum.
They'll be saying, old Lord, here they come. If we come,
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we vote out come here we come. Hi, yes, Gandhi
is very high. Here they come. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Yeah, leave it device. While you're listening to
a song, we're in here arguing about how to say
penis and Italian. Yeah, and the origin of pasta Did
(01:07:47):
it come from the penis or the pen I don't know, so,
Nate says, you know the word penney isn't pasta means penis?
And Italian I said, well, no it doesn't. Pene is
a penis? N E Well, you know, listen about it,
think about it. The well this look at the pena pasta.
(01:08:09):
Doesn't it kind of look like a penis? No kind
of penis is that. I wouldn't want to date anyone
with a penis like that, But it just makes sense,
like if if you're eating little I don't know, penises,
I mean, you would call it that looks. Froggy walks
in just as we're talking about pasta's shape like penises.
Well I heard that. I'm like one, Yeah, okay, Froggy.
(01:08:33):
Don't you think that pena pasta is named after a penis?
It does sound that way, and I've often thought that before,
and I've even called it that at when I go
to Elvis's and Alex's favorite restaurant, the Olive Garden. Just
not my favorite restaurant anyway. But pena has the ridges
in it, like like a quill, and I think that's
kind of anyway. It doesn't matter, it's not a penis
(01:08:55):
all right, fine, So not to make my Italian friends mad,
but the legend is Marco Polo introduced pasta to Italy
after finding it in the Far East in the late
thirteenth century, right, all right, But an Etruscan tomb showed
a group of natives making what appears to be pasta
(01:09:16):
back in the in the fourth century BC, which is,
you know, near Tuscan and all that kind of stuff.
So I don't know. It's kind of funny how different
cultures try to lay claim on the things that we
eat now, right. Yeah. For instance, today is Mexican Independence Day,
where they I think they took it all in and
took it away from Spain and they became independent from Spain.
(01:09:39):
Today is a celebration of that, and it just so
happens it's also national guacamole Day, which I don't know
if the two have anything in common, but anyway, it's
so funny going back to pasta though, you know pasta
is I don't know about you. Probably one of my
most favorite dishes were ingredients that could be eat into anything.
(01:10:00):
It's so versatile, right yeah, and uh, I'm just thinking
of a big bowl of steaming pasta right now. It
sounds awesome. What's scary, listen? I'm Italian and I will
be the first to admit that I think the Chinese
invented pasta because of the because of noodles, and they've
had it for billions of years. So I I just
read an article that don't hate me my fellow Italians
(01:10:21):
that that that it was it was of Asian descent,
not not Italian. No offense, but we just said that no.
But some people will disagree with you though. See a
lot of my Italian friends are yelling at the radio
right now. But I'm Gandhi. We just it's true. Though.
We just said that. Marcus listens to a different show.
(01:10:42):
In the other hand, I think what's happening scary and
I love you. I think whatever you're eating, that's crunchy.
I think it's crunching so loud in your brain you
can't hear what we're saying. Your theory, that's okay, it
is true. Now, whatever wherever it comes from you, I
must tell you that that the Italians took pasta and
(01:11:04):
turn it into They elevated it with all their sauces
and their different ways of cooking it. Someone just in
a textan saying their penis looks like a fusilli more concerning. Okay,
if it looks like a spiral pasta, then I want
to talk to you, Sophia, Line twenty four. Um, good morning, Sophia.
How's it going. I'm good. How are you doing well?
(01:11:27):
What can we do for you? Um? Well, I sent
a text in and Nate called me um but penn
and Spanish actually means penis well in Italian as well.
You can share that, you know, you can share you
know what. Here's the thing, Sofia, Italian, Spanish, these are
the romance languages. And I don't even know how it
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got that name. I'm sure you could look it up,
but I find them romantic languages because when I hear
anyone speaking Spanish or Italian, I find it so romantic.
It's so great, you know, like the meanest thing ever
and it's so beautiful. Yeah, exactly, I'm going to take
the trash out now. In Spanish or Italian, it's like,
oh my god, they want to make love to me. Exactly,
(01:12:10):
it's true. It's true. Well look, however, is shape it
or you spell it pay is? Uh? It's penis with
one end? All right, Well, thank you, Sophia. It's a
learning moment for all of us. I have a good day.
Okay YouTube bye? Uh wow? So there's that. Are you
(01:12:32):
throwing it away? Now? Fight? You're done? Now, what do
you want to talk about? We haven't gone around the room.
I would love to go around the room. We'll start
with you, Danielle. You teased us earlier. What was your tease?
My teas was Swedish meatballs? Yes, talk about I love sweet.
So yesterday we were getting ready for soccer practice and
so my kids need to eat something quick. So I
(01:12:54):
had some meatballs in the fridge and I said, oh,
Swedish meatballs. You want them? Yeah? So I put them
to get on a bowl, brought them to my son's
room and put him on his desk so he could
eat them there and the next thing I know, he
comes out with the dish like two minutes later. I'm like, wow,
you finished those meatballs quick? He goes, uh, no, there's
a problem. I dropped them all over the floor. You
go in his room and there was Swedish meatballs and
(01:13:17):
sauce all over his rug. Easy, no, so Sheldon, my
husband was cleaning them up. I woke up this morning
and I come down the stairs and I'm like, why
do I still what's that? I still smell the sweetish
meatball that's driving me nuts. And I'm gonna go spraying
the house with all kinds of sprays and stuff to drinks.
(01:13:38):
But I think it's just gonna take a while for
the smell to just yea and the carpet forever. God,
I wish I had your problems. Why would you lick
the carpet? Yes, the smell of Swedish meatballs, I would love.
I would love that in my life, twenty four hours
a day, Swedish meatballs, Sweedish or Italian. Pass it up.
(01:13:59):
What about you? What's on your mind today? I am livid.
So I loved Disney. Plus I was so excited to
have it, and I told you guys, like a week
or two ago that somebody hacked into my account, thought
we fixed the problem, all good. Happened again yesterday and
they're buying things on my credit card. So I'm trying
to get ahold of Disney Plus. They're impossible to get
a hold of. And when I tweeted it, the amount
(01:14:21):
of people who wrote back, yeah, we got hacked there
too is insane. So if you have Disney Plus, be
very careful make sure you're paying attention to everything. Thank
god my bank alerted me or I wouldn't know, but
apparently this is an issue with Disney Plus, so keep
that in mind. Dang you, Disney Plus. Like the crowds
at Epcot have been very low, they're looking to subsidize
their income with your Disney Plus again. Oh great, hey, scary.
(01:14:44):
By the way, Scary. Someone's sitting the text and says,
why does Scary always sound like he's eating when he's
talking on the show, Because that's what it's like, sitting
around the table with your friends, right, Scary. Speaking of eating,
if you doze off watching the network, chances are you're
gonna wake up wanting to cook. That they were in
the middle of a chicken cutlet recipe. I started dreaming
(01:15:06):
of chicken cutlets and then I woke up and I
started making Uh, you know, I used safflour oil and
I used panco with the grated parmesan reggiano. Oh my god,
it came out so good. But the thing was, I
went to bed not wanting I wanted to I was
counting calories yesterday. So I went to sleep and with
(01:15:26):
the TV on. Don't ever do that. Don't watch the
Food Network if you want to, you know, count calories
and you know, save yourself. Just letting you know that
because I was influenced by television. That was that one
influenced by TV? Truth? Well, all right, but it's true.
What's going on with you today? Frog? M Gandhi, I'm
(01:15:47):
gonna need your help. Okay. We have some house plants
and I thought I could take care of them. It's
not going so well. What's the name of that app
that I could take a picture? And because there's like
some funny spots and bumps one on my plants and
I gotta get I gotta get. You should get that check. No,
I've had that. Look at that one's okay, the one
that's on the plant I'm talking about now. It's called
(01:16:09):
Planta p L A N t A. Not a sponsor.
But if you're having issues taking care of your plants,
if you think maybe one sick or it's dying, you
can take a picture, upload it there and they'll tell
you this is what you need to do. They even
send you notifications like, hey, it's been two days, did
you water it? Okay, okay, cool, all right, I gotta
try plant. It's like a plant consultant. Yeah, a lot
(01:16:30):
like brown duty spots all over it. I don't think
it's supposed to No, probably a disease. Yeah. Hey, so
we didn't do Danielle. It's time to do Danielle. Is
it not? Yep? Here we go thumbs up from producer
Nate Danielle. Oh you know, and then after that we'll
do three things from Gandhi and then doctor Oz is
gonna be on a few minutes. He's got some important
stuff to talk about. All right, you got to du Danielle. Alright,
So CARDIV wants a divorce from Offset. She apparently wants
(01:16:56):
it to be friendly, but we're hearing that the paperwork
that was filed makes it look like she wants legal
custody and primary physical custody of their two year old Culture.
But now Cardie is saying no, no, no, no no,
that's not what I wanted. I don't know why my
lawyer sent that out. I want us to have joint custody.
I don't want child support. You know, I can support myself.
So a lot of things up in the air right now,
(01:17:16):
but we do know that the two are separating, that
she has decided she wants a divorce. Congratulations to Ben
Lewis and Blake Lee. The real life married couple will
make history as the first same sex couple to starve
in a Lifetime holiday movie. It's called The Christmas Setup.
Friend Dresser is also in it and Alan Wong, and
(01:17:37):
there's also a Sugar and Spice Holiday which will feature
an Asian American family, which is another first for the network.
Both films were premiere during the annual It's a Wonderful
Lifetime Holiday lineup thirty new films this year, and an
official release date has not been set yet. But I'll
watch every single one. I love it and be very
happy because that's what I do. So. Chris Evans addressed
(01:17:57):
the little scandal that happened over the weekend when we
saw his penis, So he said, come on, you know,
things happen. It's embarrassing. You gotta roll with the punches.
And he also said that a lot of his fans
camp to his support. And he's now using this for
voting purposes. He says, now that I've got your attention,
go to the polls. Everybody needs to vote. So now
(01:18:17):
he's using this to get people to go and vote.
Prince Harry turned thirty six and the Royal family posted
pictures on social saying happy birthday. They posted one picture
and it's just Harry, William and Kate and so people
are like, Jay didn't put Megan anywhere, and it looks
like they are just hate and honor and it's just
(01:18:39):
so not cool. I don't know. Taylor Swift, her twenty fourteen,
nineteen eighty nine album is spending its three hundredth week
on the Billboard two hundred chart. It's been out three
hundred and seven weeks and three hundred of it it's
been on there now. The person who with a band
that owns the charts, Pink Floyd The Dark Side of
the Moon holds the record for nine hundred fifty weeks
(01:19:00):
on the chart. Oh my god. Yeah, so let's see
if Taylor can do that. Lil Nazex has given us
a children's book. It's called Seas for Country. It's coming
out in January. It's for kids three to seven. It's
going to educate kids on the ABC's following him and Panini,
so that'll be cool. And Harry Styles has decided to
postpone the rest of his twenty twenty tour dates due
(01:19:21):
to coronavirus, which means South America, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand.
They're not going to be getting it. We are supposed
to get it in the States next August, kicking off
in Washington. We'll see if it happens. And it's getting
scary for celebrities. Heidi Klum had a strange man allegedly
show up at her place and say, Jesus told me
(01:19:42):
to pay you a visit. Oh yeah, and she was home.
She didn't open the door. Somebody else opened the door.
But yeah, it was very scary for her. And then
Katy Perry has a restraining order out because there's this
guy who has been posting lud messages on her social
for a while now. Also a couple of things with
the Orlando bloom. He jumped the fence at her house
(01:20:03):
last week, so it's been scary for her as well.
So it's so oh my gosh. The fifty fifth a
little Academy of Country Music Awards are on tonight. We
know that's where Froggy will be. But also Scotti's excited
about this. Netflix gives a challenger the final flight and
they're talking to the officials and family members of the
crew and a whole bunch of other people about what
(01:20:26):
went down, things that have happened since, and they're kind
of like just reflecting. So you may want to watch that.
You also have The Devil all the Time on Netflix
as well, America's Got Talent and The Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills. And that's my Danielle report. Thank you Danielle.
All right, and two of the three things we need
to know from Gandhi and then we'll take a break,
and then doctor Oz coming in. He's always fascinating. All right,
(01:20:46):
what's up Gandhi? All Right? Hurricane Sally has made landfall
on the Gulf coast. As a dangerous category to hurricane
She is packing wins of one hundred and five miles
per hour, and she came ashore near Alabama, not far
from Mobile, early this morning. She brings the threat of
historic and life threatening flooding and storm surges. They are
saying ten million people in that area are at risk.
(01:21:08):
Smoke from the Western wildfires has now officially reached the
East coast. We were talking about this a little while ago.
You might see some really pretty sunsets and stuff, but
it's not a good thing. A meteorologist for acuwether says
that the clouds over Norfolk, Virginia are actually wildfires, smoke
that travel thousands of miles. Other meteorologists are saying that
smoke tainted skies have been spotted all the way across
(01:21:30):
the northern US from Saint Louis to Virginia, and that
more smoke can be expected until the weather pattern changes.
And finally, this is really interesting. Let's talk about how
Indonesia is handling their non maskers. Have you guys seen
this story. Well, officials over there are not messing around
about wearing masks. So if they catch you not wearing
a mask, they are forcing people to dig graves for
(01:21:52):
victims of COVID nineteen. I think it's genius. Yeah. Other
offenders have also been forced to clean open sewers or
just sit in a hearse with a casket for a
long amount of time. So if you're going to Indonesia,
if you're in Indonesia where those masks, see, Daniel would
love that last one. Daniel would love to sit in
a hearse with a cascade. Yes, I would ask you
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you're creeping like that? You know you are? I know
I would, I would, I would probably ask for that.
That's no punishment for Danielle. And there's your three things.
Thank you, gandhi. All right, Doctor Oz is on board,
ready to go next, Yes, sir, all right, he's on
the way after this show. This is Elvis Durrand in
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the Morning Show. But the onset of the COVID nineteen pandemic,
you might be tempted to leave your child in the
car to avoid exposure. Don't do it. This can result
in death in a matter of minutes. Always look before
you lock. How many people are here to see Elvis
Durand in the Morning Show. Well, it's always it's always
(01:22:59):
a coaster. When Doctor Oz visits us, we talk about
all sorts of important things, and then sometimes we talk
about some things. It's just disgusting but important. Doctor Oz.
Welcome to the show. It's good to see you again.
God bless you. I can actually see all your faces now. Finally,
I love this. We are in the zoom room, so
when we play this back, you'll be able to watch
it on demand. You'll see doctors in his new home studio.
(01:23:22):
That looks beautiful. Thank you very much. I know I
took a while to build this thing, but you know
the original studio looking I was being held hostage. Yes,
we were waiting for them to behead you were so anyway,
Doctor Oz, of course, congratulations entering I believe season twelve
the other day, and you're signed on to do season's
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thirteen and fourteen. So we have a lot more Oz
on the way plus U. Next year, we will all
gather in Hollywood, California to present Doctor Oz with his
very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Yeah,
it's exciting great. Right across from the Hustler store, I
told them I want to for the first time, I
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want my star right next to yours. They cuddled up
next to yours. That would be nice. That would be
we cuddled enough, Doctor Oz. We don't have to do
it all. We don't have to do it on a
dirty street. Let's talk about many things. I know there's
one initiative that you're working on, and it's so important
for all of us, especially now considering I had nothing
but an entire night of nightmares about yellow jackets chasing me. Sleep.
(01:24:30):
Sleep has turned into something totally different for almost all
of us these past six months, and now you're you're
teaching us how to battle the problem. What's going on,
doctor Oz? Well, it's a single most underappreciated problem we have,
and I've been studying it my entire twelve years on
the show, and I realized finally that one of the
biggest challenges is that that's to really steep well, you
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need to have technology, and it's expensive and people can't
afford it. So in particular, adjustable bed frames. You know
how if you're snoring I don't know how many, if
you guys your store but elevates your head just a
tiny bit, you could actually deal with story. We did
a clinical trial to show that. So I went to
the number one manufacturer on Amazon and I said, can
we just democratize sleep. Can we make an affordable bed
frame so people can actually use it and sleep like
(01:25:13):
like they should be able to. And these guys did
it for us, and now they're making everything. You know,
they have silver impregnated lining so it's less likely have infections.
That they have cooling technology, all the stuff that I
don't want to get into, but that little key element
of elevating the head of your bed I type it
is life changing. And the study we did we just
got presented this week at the major sleep meeting. They
were able to reduce sleeping. I'd rather storing problems than
every one of the patients because they're all stores. And
(01:25:35):
here's the part, the best part. It helped their partners sleep,
the person next to them wake up put them every night,
right yeah? Yeah, So Froggy, are you the poker or
the pokey when it comes to Oh no, I'm I'm
the I'm the pokey. I'm the one that wakes up
with my ribs bruised and don't understand what happened overnight.
And then it's like you were It sounded like they
(01:25:55):
were freight trains rolling through this room. So doctors, I've
we've heard for years. You know the tips on getting
a better night sleep. You'll turn off all social media
at least an hour and a TV an hour before
you go to bed. Slowly drift off. Don't force it
if you can't sleep. If you try to force it,
it makes it worse. I mean, are there any other
tips you can give us just to start tonight to
(01:26:18):
get a better sleep because I need one. Well, there
are actually huge benefits of meditation before you go to bed,
and they are all kinds of inexpensive and free technologies
that will do that for you. But the thing I
would do if I were you is I first measure
my sleep. And there's an app called steep Score. It's
free and if you download sleep Score and turn it
on before you go to bed at night, it has
a little sonar system. It's like a dolphin watching you,
(01:26:40):
and it'll tell you if you're sleeping well, if you're not,
why you're not sleeping well. So you give me to
actually diagnose your problem, because not all steep problems are
the same. Some people can't fall sleep, some people wake
up too early, some people restless while they sleep. Some
people think they're sleeping well but they're really not. And
so it gives you some data to be able to
rely on. I bring up the adjustable beds because a
lot of times people would have rest sleg so if
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you elevate your legs that might help a little bit.
Or if you have lower back pain, you know, you
can sort of change your shape. We're not designed to
sleep eight hours on our back. That's a fallacy. Our ancestors,
believe me, they couldn't afford to sleep eight hours on
our back. They'd be eaten. So you're supposed to be
in different positions. We're supposed to be bent a little bit.
We're supposed to sleep for a couple hours and wake up.
So the modern world changes that a little bit. So
we need to use better ideas to help people, because
(01:27:23):
it's not an act that you're not sleeping. Hey, you know,
we were talking earlier before you came on about a
story that's out. I think it broke yesterday or several
days ago, about how you are saying, look, we need
more black doctors in America, and this could be a
beginning to the end of many many problems. Disparity, racial disparity,
(01:27:44):
this and that. But when it comes to being treated
in the medical world, where are you coming from on this?
And explained this logic because I think this is a calling.
This is a calling for many people to go to
medical school and become a doctor. So, as you know,
the show has become sort of the COVID nineteen headquarters.
On Monday's show, I had the Surgeon General on and
Jerome Adams from the White House Task Force. I had
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a bunch of Task Force members on. But one of
the things they emphasize was that African Americans, Latino as
people of color have a much higher complication rate from
COVID nineteen, and they get it more often too, because
their frontline workers oftentimes. And it highlighted a bigger problem,
which is why are black people dying more than white
people from the same problems? And it turns out, even
if you take money out of it, it turns out
(01:28:27):
that black people still die more often. So black people
cannot buy the quality of healthcare the white people get.
So then we started to get into well why is
that happening? And this is the day. I'm gonna give
it to you right now. It's gonna stunt everybody. Whatever
you're doing, just take two seconds here. So black moms
when they give birth twice as likely to die than
white moms. Black babies twice likely to die as black
as white babies when they're born. But that's been known.
(01:28:48):
But here's the data that's stunned me. When a black
baby gets cared for by a black doctor, it has
the mortality rate as if they're taken care of by
a white doctor, it has it. And that led to
an epiphany for me. I realized that there are cultural
bearers that become problematic here. And then one of my
producers said something that said, goosebumps down my spine. She said,
(01:29:09):
and some of my guests echoed this. They said, the
way that black men see police officers is how black
women see doctors. They don't feel connected, they don't feel trusted,
they don't feel heard, and a lot of times they
don't tell the truth and they don't open up because
they're in an uncomfortable space. And then they're cultural barriers
where the doctors don't ask the extra question, and unfortunately
(01:29:29):
that's led to health disparities. And Martin Luther King said,
of all the forms of injustice in America, racial inequality
was the worst that around health, because if you're not healthy,
you can't compete, you know, you can't have him get
in the playing field to do well because you're so
sick in your wheelchair and the sideline. And that's a
problem that we can all get behind, because in medicine
there's a strong culture of caring for each other. So
(01:29:51):
this is not because they're overt racists. It's because people
have blind spots. There's implicit bias. It's systematic. It means
the problem that we to get behind, but it's not
because you're doing it on purpose. So let's fix it,
you know, to talk to your eyes. I mean, medical
school is a very very of course time consuming thing,
but it's a very expensive undertaking. And so if we're
talking about bringing more black people and Hispanic people into
(01:30:16):
our medical schools, someone's going to pay for it. How
do we find ways? And are there companies or benefactors
already people who are kind of contributing monies to the
need for more racially diverse entrance into medical school. You
always ask that the deep questions, let's get into this.
(01:30:37):
This is important, So I just put a not bet
on on this. By the way, so a healthcore which
you know we've been teaching teams especially teams of color
about health for almost twenty years. We've raised one hundred
million dollars. Now we're gonna start teaching teams to go
into health because we need them in there. So we
got to actually mentor young people, get them to see, hey,
I could be a doctor, nurse, I can work in
the hospital. Then you got to pay for it, and
so we're starting the hashtag more Black Doctors campaign. We're
(01:30:59):
going to fund some scholars ships, and that money is
coming from Healthcore initially. But the reality is medical schools
around the country are becoming free. Mike Bloomberg just gave
one hundred million dollars to four African American, primarily African
American medical schools. Columbia University, My university is free. NYU
is free. Why because doctors couldn't become family practitioners because
(01:31:19):
you could never pay your debt back. You never get
ahead of it. After a couple hundred thousand dollars in debt,
you're forced to become a heart surgeon like me because
you can't afford not to. So that's changing the dynamics.
So it's making it easier for people of color to join.
But still despite that, Elvis five percent of the doctors
in America are black. Thirteen percent of the population is black.
We can do better than that. So now that the
(01:31:39):
money's been taken off the table in a lot of
the of the medical schools, and it's going to happen
more and more, let's get the bigger issue, which is
African Americans don't see themselves as healers, as doctors. They
don't think it's a job that's the right for them
and it could be right for them. So let's open
up our vistas of opportunity that's opened up our mindsets
and realize we can be much bigger, much better and
(01:32:01):
going to places we never thought possible. Hey, you know
what now that we're in our sixth month of COVID
nineteen in America, Wow, are we living our lives differently
as far as our health goes. What are we seeing
now six months and that we didn't see two months
in that this is doing to us and our bodies.
(01:32:23):
So there's the mental health partners the physical part, and
we do the physical part. First. The country has bifurcated. You,
half the country got fat the quarantine fifteen became a reality.
Half the country lost weight because they could work out,
they could sleep. You know the best thing about sleep
is you can't eat while you're sleeping, and you actually
are less hungry where you wake up, so you actually
looks weight and taking away the average one hour commute
(01:32:44):
time that the the average American has to lose every
day gave them an hour to work out. So if
you took advantage of it, you actually got in the
best shape possible. And personally, I haven't been in the
shape since I was playing football in college. I mean,
I feel fantastic, but I had resources. I mean, right
outside that wall behind me is a basketball court and gym,
so I had the ability to do it. Not everyone
obviously has those resources. So if some parts of the
(01:33:05):
population really suffered and put weight on, I use that
extra hour for Netflix. Was I not supposed to do that? Exactly?
I think for you, we need to like your shock
therapy as well. She does. Yeah, I agree, But the
real reason people gained weight is they were stressed out
and we have never had such anxiety levels. You know,
(01:33:26):
I survey my audience, which overlaps with your audience a lot,
so you know ninety percent of people feel more anxiety
depressions rampant, and the reason for that is because people
desperately need to be with other people. Our brains grew
to the size to be able to connect with each other,
to hear our voices, to process subtle things in our
in our facial expressions. So when you're isolated, you start
(01:33:47):
to go bonkers. And interestingly, when you don't feel connected,
you start to lose your bearing. So you need to
find purpose. They can find purpose in many ways, but
one of the best ways is to help other people.
And when you're around them, you'll find ways of doing it.
I tell you opening my studio, which I mean, we
just went back to the studio at end of August.
It took a lot of effort, but doing it changed
(01:34:08):
my life because I can see people I'm not related
to again, and it just loosens you up. Your brain
begins to do what it's supposed to do, which is
to deal with other people. So don't you think then
on that don't you think that at this point everyone's
bursting at it seems to get out of the house,
go to restaurants, go out, but to do it safely?
(01:34:30):
Do you think, in your opinion anyway, that if you
do it safely, we're gonna be okay and we can
actually get through this with a little more ease. Or
should we still be staying home and just eliminating the
need to go out at all. No, you need to
go out, and not only that, it's your obligation to
go out. And there's some places where it's essential. I mean,
I mean you lock kids up and not let them
(01:34:50):
go to school. You hurt them. Now, yes, there are
risks of putting kids in school, but you are definitely
hurting them by not letting them go to school. Same
for adults, not being able to re engage other people,
go to work, socialized, etc. Now can you do it safely?
I think so? And I was pesturing the White House
Task Force about this. You know, these guys get you know,
they're on the inside track. They get all the numbers,
they get the data before everyone else sees it. And
(01:35:11):
the part of the reason they talk to me is
they want me to tell everyone what they're telling me,
so I try to be a translator. One of the
most important things they told me was that if we
did two things, wear masks and avoid super spreader events,
that we would be able to tame this virus until
we have the vaccine. Now, we're going to have more
COVID nineteen cases in the winter because when with the
cold weather, the virus can go further, it can live longer,
(01:35:34):
people going more crowded areas, but it's still super spreader
events where you're not wearing a mask, you're a bunch
of around a bunch of people that you don't know
that well, and one of those people happens to be infected,
and all of a sudden, twenty people at once get ill,
and then they spread twenty more people. So we got
to avoid crowded in the places that are not well ventilated.
So if you're outdoors, you can get away with a
lot more. So do it now while the weather is
(01:35:54):
still nice. And if you can wear a mask, if
you're in spaces like a subway or a bus, you know,
elevator where you just don't know for sure, you can't
avoid being in that spot. Those two things make this
virus behave like the flow. And let me just give
you an update on the vaccine because I think people
will be curious about this. So the first of the
thirty thousand patient trials will finish in rolling this week. Now,
(01:36:16):
you got to wait about six weeks, eight weeks to
make sure that you know that the viruses, I mean,
the vaccine is safe and that the virus is stopped
by the by getting the vaccine. So we should know
by early November if it works. Now we don't know
if it works, but if it does, will know by
then hopefully, and then makes about a month or two
after that we'll start to vaccinate people. But interestingly in China,
(01:36:36):
and you know it's good look at China because they're
a little bit ahead of us in this process. The
government acknowledge over the weekend they've given hundreds of thousands
of their healthcare workers, the frontline respondents, the vaccine. They're
vaccine already, so it's already starting. So we can see
the light data of the tunnel. If you wear your
mask and avoid super spreader events until you get to
let's say, you know, March next year, where the weather
(01:36:58):
starts to get warm, we'll be through the worst of
this and we'll be safe because we'll have herd immunity. Wow,
so much to unpack, as they say, she really is,
doctor os. You know, we love you, and you look great,
You look awesome. And if you're watching this on zoom,
then you'll see that. But if you're listening to us
(01:37:18):
on the radio, just assume that we're talking about any
any parting words to get us through these days of
mental and physical anguish. I tell you, Yeah, the most
important message of all is starting looking at stories, stories
that have meaning to you. I think reading is something
most of us have stopped doing because we were so
busy on a day to day lives. Find books and
(01:37:40):
they're great lists of books that you used to try
with their picture and unfiction. And then I gotta say
media does help because the stories that we're learning about
ones I like. I have Paris Hilton on my show
this week. I never thought i'd have Paris Hilton on
my show. But you know, she's opening up about the
fact that she was abused as a child and it
caused her to towards bad relationships, abusive relationships, including the
(01:38:03):
one that led led to her sex tape, what she
called uh you know, she describes it as digital rape. Now.
Part of the reason she's opened up is she did
a lot of introspection over the last few months and
decided that she needed to be who she really was,
not this high pitched voice woman that was to pretend,
you know, Barbie Doll resembling artifact. And I think those
stories back to Dan my show Billy Fullo Out. I
(01:38:24):
don't know if you know his story, but Billy was
married to a Roman Mary Kail Laterno, who was his teacher.
He was in sixth grade. He was twelve years old,
she was thirty four. She fell in love with them,
so to speak. Everyone accused her of being a pedophile.
She went to jail for continuing relationship with him even
after the judges warned her, and then they got married,
(01:38:45):
they had two kids, and then got you know, unfortunately,
she got colon cancer at a young age and just
passed during COVID nineteen and Billy did a lot of
introspect and said, I want to come out and defend her.
I want to talk about a relationship. And I challenged him.
I said, you know, if you if you were having
an affair with a young woman in you know, twenty
years younger than you and you're thirty four, is that normal?
And he acknowledged that it wasn't. But people are strange,
(01:39:07):
and yet somehow we make sense. Study people. It'll get
you through the worst of this pandemic. Well the way
I got my flu shot? Did I get it too early?
Someone was saying I should have waited a little while.
Oh no, why would you wait? And you did? Absolutely? Please.
By the way, this is of all the years. Let's
talk about vaccine for a second, because a third of
the population says that they're not going to get to
COVID nineteen vaccine and half the population doesn't get the
(01:39:28):
flu vaccine. Of all the years, get the flu vaccine.
This year, I get it now. So you're protected because
if you get a symptom in two weeks from now,
you're not going to know if it's COVID nineteen or
the flu. And more importantly, you know it doesn't work perfectly,
but it does reduce the chance to the flu. Why
would you conflate issues, get into one big complication and
then have COVID night and top of it. Who wants
to go to the hospital flu? No want to go
(01:39:49):
to the hospital for any reason. But I know perfect
that they said, well, this year, mister durand you get
to get the flu shots. That's for people age fifty
five and over. So I'm like, oh god, so Gandhi,
you had a question for Doctor Oz. Yeah, so we
actually just had one of our show members, our Lovely Diamonds,
she tested positive for the antibodies. How long are you
(01:40:10):
considered sort of safe once you've gotten those antibodies? Are
you safe? Because I write about a man in Hong
Kong who got it twice, So what's the deal with that, Gandhi?
There have been cases where people got to the infection twice.
And we know from the old the old coronavirus, the
one from you know, the common cold from last year,
the year before that, the antibodies start to go away
after you know, a few months. We know with COVID
(01:40:31):
nineteen that it starts to go away after about four
months as well. So for now we're saying four months
you're sort of safe. After that, you don't know, and
you shouldn't be tempting fate by re exposing yourself anyway,
and so hopefully we'll you know, deal with it. But
can I you know, the the interesting thing about your
question is it's not just antibodies that protect us. Yeah,
(01:40:53):
the Germans and the Swedes believe that up to a
third of their population will not get COVID nineteen, or
at least a bad version of it because they have
pre existing T cells. Remember when you get infected, there's
two parts of the commune system. There's the antibodies. They're
the foot soldiers will go out and they you know,
they're like little bombs they attack the virus. But then
they're T cells, which are these really sophisticated immune cells
that can identify that you've got a virus that looks
(01:41:15):
like something you had last year and prevent you from
having a reaction. And if a third of us have
pre existing T cells, I mean, that would mean that
we're not really that much at risk, and that could
those T cells could last a lot longer than a
few months. So I actually just got my blood drawn
this week. I'm going to find out tomorrow if I
have these T cells, because if I haven't, I think
a lot of Americans, you know, there's not a commercial
(01:41:37):
test for it, but I bet you a lot of
Americans like me, you know, out there talking to a
lot of people, probably had the common cold last year
and may have protection from the common cold coronavirus that's
close enough to COVID nineteen that I wouldn't get it, because,
believe me, I've had people in my family here at
the home move at COVID nineteen and I haven't gotten it.
I don't have any antibodies either. Doctor You're invincible. I'm
(01:41:59):
sure I can go to Amazon to get t seals.
They have everything else, Doctor Oz. Congratulations on season twelve
and also seasons thirteen and fourteen are up next, and
we love you. Thank you for coming on and just
kind of letting it all hang out. Oh, by the way,
you know, it's been a year since the big wedding
in Santa Fe and you are still the highlight of
all the videos dancing at all the parties at the wedding.
(01:42:21):
You really you got. You got the award for the
the most incredible party animal from the ways where you know,
I tell you that party was so cool for so
many reasons, But it's one of those moments in life
where you just feel unadultrated love seeping through the pores
of everyone's there. And it wasn't just because you and
your beautiful groom. It was also because the people that
(01:42:42):
you hang with are folks who are loving and kind,
So God bless you, and I love seeing all you
face to face. I wish everyone was listening on radio.
Go check these guys out in the zoom room. It
is fantastic. It'll be up today and Elvis Duran Show
on Instagram. All right, doctor Oz, go save some more lives.
We love you. We'll talk to you soon. Okay, by
my friends, stay well, do you feel that kiss? I feel?
(01:43:04):
I think I caught a few t seals from the dotts.
Thank you. We've got to take a break. We'll be
back right after this. This is Elvis Durand in the
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donors choose dot org. I don't know. The debate is
on scary? Is it lighted? Her? Lit? I always thought
it was lighted. Yeah, you said it's lighted up. I
never heard that before. I always say it's lit? Is
it lit like Christmas tree? I think lit sounds cooler?
But and I could be wrong. Isn't it? Isn't it
straight enate? I want to say it's lighted. I think
(01:44:29):
it is lighted. I could be so wrong. Hello, I
know heh, you may. You may know everything I'm telling
you right now. I don't know for one fact, is
someone looking it up? I know it says according to
how the sentence sounds to you. You can choose to
use lighted anytime without worrying you might be wrong. When
do we use lit? Though lit is considered to be
(01:44:50):
the irregular form of the past tense for the verb
to light, and is mostly used as a verb rather
than as an adjective. I had lit the tree, is
what you're saying. Yes, we lighted the tree, but good light.
It is not wrong. How about when I lighted up
your ass? Is that? All right? Oh my god, Danielle
hell that come from? I don't know, but that's what
you say to someone when you do something like you know,
(01:45:12):
I've never heard that ever. I've never heard anyone say
they lighted up someone's ass. Yeah you know? All right? Well, hey,
my mind is open to all in new experiences. U.
Let's get into sound with Garrett Garrett Live from the kitchen.
What do we have for breakfast today? Some carbs, do
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know a lot of carbs. What school hits? It's easy.
You gotta do something easy to get them out the door.
You can't, Dilly daley. Maybe on Friday a little something special.
But aside from that, thank you due DeLong you for
the toaster getting us into the school season for the kids.
All right, what do you have in your sound today?
All right? Well, it's very important we know to get
out and vote in November. And Samuel L. Jackson wants
you to get out and vote. But this is what
(01:45:52):
he's gonna do. If you go out and vote. Go
to his website. And prove that you voted. This is
what he will teach you. Listen up, you hit my
headcout link to make sure you're a hashtag good to vote.
I will teach you to swear in fifteen different length
all right. He gotta think it's just the F word.
Fifteen different ways to say the fford. I love him,
(01:46:14):
all right. So we're getting into the Christmas spirit already,
so you know, forget Halloween and Thanksgiving, and Dolly Parton's
given us some Christmas music. In early October, I saw
mommy kissing Santa Claus n some mommy tacoop say underneath
(01:46:34):
his beach snow. Ye what Christmas mommy kissing clause? Yes,
all right. And now listen to this little girl's answer
to what she's going to tell dad when he comes
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home from work. When Daddy comes home, what are we
gonna tell him? Eat chicken? No questions? All right. So
a police officer who flies the helicopter, uh, you know,
to track people down in survey situations, noticed on his
phone that he was getting an alert that his car
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was in motion. Someone was stealing his car. So what
did he do? He took the copter and tracked down
his car, and they were able to save his car
and arrest the people who were stealing the police officer's car.
I'm watching a car that kind of matches description here
at a halland and red fox very slow way to speed.
Get ready for a bailout. Down and let me give
a block back left, bailout. We're all running north. Bun
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got it? Boy? Oh yeah, man? Correct? Just the deputies,
they're absolutely outstanding. Good eye, brother, good eye. Yeah we'll
talk later, but good eye. Imagine getting an alert someone's
taking my car and then you just take the copter
around to go get them. Um, all right now, Will
of Fortune just kicked off. And as we know, all
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game shows have new rules to go along with COVID nineteen,
and this is the rule with Wheel of Fortune. What
they are using to spin the wheel the white thing.
Each of them, each of them has a white thing.
I have my own white thing. No one is allowed
to touch any others white thing. Everyone's white things. All right,
(01:48:33):
there you go, All right, guys, I gotta get it. Yeah,
that's it. That was a beautiful, beautiful thing. You're a
good American. Thank you, Garrett. H. Danielle. What do you
have coming up? After this, let's talk about Cardi b
falling for divorce. I still can't believe it. That and
more coming up next this part of today's show Eland
Who is every show posted every day only on the
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Eye Heart Radio app Elvis Durran in the Morning Show.
In the Morning Show, Hey, make sure you show up
again tomorrow at this time tomorrow. Max, we'll be on
with us sharing some new music. I love him. He's
fantastic with that set. Let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle,
you're thirty minutes late. What else is new? Alright? And
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she doesn't care what's going on. So Kim Gardashi and
Leonardo DiCaprio some other celebrities getting together to make Facebook
stop and listen. They're doing a twenty four hour Instagram
freeze starting today is stop Hate for profit because they
think that these um these places Facebook and Instagram and
stuff are spreading hate and propaganda and all kinds of
(01:49:42):
other things. So if you look at some of your
celebrities Instagram pages today or others, you may not find
them posting. McDonald's in Downey, California has been cited by
the city, and so is Travis Scott because so many
fans showed up last week for his big new six
all Our Meal, and they're saying that he didn't get
an event permit for a crowd over two hundred people.
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He didn't realize there was going to be like five
hundred people that showed up, so there were some issues. Obviously,
he got fined. The fine wasn't a big deal, but yeah,
it was kind of crazy. SNL will be back, I
told you in the studio for their new season. Everyone
is going to be back. The cast will all be back,
even Pete Davidson he will be back as well. Some
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of the stuff will be prerecorded in virtual but most
of the stuff, like I said, will be live. Dancing
with the Stars fans. Some people not so happy with
Tyra Banks. They missed their Tom bersier on and some
people were posting on social some things that were not
very nice, but some others just said, look, no offense
to Tyra, but it's just very different without Tom. Billy
Eilish is working on new music. Her brother Phineas gave
(01:50:49):
us a little update, said we're working on the next record,
and not only that, he's working on his record as well,
so he's got an album on the way, that's pretty cool.
Twitter just revealed the top ten most we did artists
over the past six months. I will give you top
three Beyonce, Kanye and number one BTS. So a BTS
fan's very excited this morning. More info about the Justin
(01:51:12):
Bieber song that's coming out on Friday. It's called a
Holy Chance. The rapper will be part of the song. Also,
there'll be a short film that will accompany the song,
so that will be exciting. Supposed to be a new
era of Justin Bieber kicking off on Friday. And Derek
Jeter is selling his Tampa mansion. Now. Tom Brady has
been renting it. I don't know if you've noticed, but
he's got all these pictures of himself in the backyard
(01:51:34):
and he's training and stuff. So it's being listed for
twenty nine million dollars. It's got seven bedrooms, sixteen bathrooms,
a saltwater pool, a wine cell or a movie theater.
And don't think that when you go there you're gonna
see Tom Brady, Like, Hey, I'm gonna go look at
the house too, so maybe I can see Tom Brady.
Not gonna happen. They're gonna make sure that the viewings
are when Tom's not at home, so right, and Tom's
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building another house of his own on David Silent and
Tampa So nice. Cardie B wants a divorce for offset.
She wants to be friendly, according to her, but the
paperwork that her lawyer sent over said that she wants
legal custody primary physical custody of their two year old culture.
She says that's not true, that the paperwork is not
supposed to say that that she actually wants joint custody.
So I will keep you posted on those details. And
(01:52:16):
tonight the fifty fifth Nuel Academy of Country Music Awards
going down. You've Got the Devil All the Time over
on Netflix, also Challenger, the Final Flight. That's something that
might be interesting. She wanted Netflix America's Got Talent and
the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, And that's my Danielle report.
All right, Scary wants to play some bts. I don't
know if we have time for bts, do we? Well,
(01:52:37):
we have time for Danielle just did a story about them,
so I figured, oh my god, what a great song too.
I loved is one of my favorite bts. Here we
go so much mead shows on. Let's rock and roll
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can come trum running on like a Rowley stone seeing someone.
I'm wucking arm jump up to the cobler, brown ding down,
coming on my fun nicety anna gain my being time
us can't hit the basebad it tweet this money you
get this speech treat like money fast all the lord.
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I'm in to that. I'm good to go. I'm dying,
you know. I hut flust starts to night stream brea
fire sat the night light, hut shining the city with
the little fucking side the light. Ain't dying to make
(01:53:43):
who bring a friend, try the crowd. We want to
come alone right up, Time to talk to school, rubbing
up the wall. There light skies, the lights against the breakstone.
Later the draammar, I get the boy. This is stating
coming getting here the baseball money. Let's conning his bitch
(01:54:08):
like money day so over the long I w scare.
I'm going to go on. Let's go stars tonight su
street free night light, shine the sea with the little focus,
(01:54:30):
song of my slave like done my whoa n of
mining nine nine nine nights n of Mike with the
little with my slave, like that little wool down in
(01:54:52):
the nine and nine A Night Downing and nine and
nine A Night Stanning and nine and nine and Night
Night after Time, in My My Time, my kisser, I'm
Bean's nurse. Tonight shuts me brain top bite said to
(01:55:15):
night Shut Into the city with the leader fucus song
like Dynamite said the Night Life with the lead fucking song,
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My life, my fucking o, my god, what happened? Jim Lavan? Okay,
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this is Alicia Keys. It's Camilla Sabael with Elvis Duran
in the Morning Shot Charge. Hey, guys, we all know
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so here we are alive. Don't use any foul language. Froggy,
what we're doing now? We are in the middle of
recording our fifteen minute morning show podcast on the Zoom
Room with Brody and Garrett and Scottie b and Straightenate
and Gandhi and part of Scary his brain is not
functioning today. There's Froggy and Danielle. So what we had
to do is we had to interrupt that to do this.
So if you want to watch us do this live break,
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make sure you watch and listen to the fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast later at Elvis Duran Show on Instagram.
Yeah right, all right, now what do we do? How
much time do we have left in this break? About
forty seconds before we have to introduce the phone tout. Okay,
we're about to introduce a day phone tap. Also, we
remind you that Friday and Saturday, we're doing it over
eight hundred and fifty stations will be broadcasting across America
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our iHeart Radio Music Festival, and I'll be hosting along
with Danielle and Garrett Gondy Big Gandhi. Now we we've
switched out Garrett for Okay, Okay, it's gonna be it's
gonna be really amazing. Make sure you're watching Friday and
Saturday on the c W app as well. How much
(01:57:27):
time left? As much time as you need to just
I need to know know how much time do we
need to get done? From ten seconds? Nate? All right,
and now it's time to give you a phone tap,
this one from some arguable we say the king of
all phone taps Brody from Brody and Scary. Here we
go to the phone tap Elvis durand the Elvis durand
(01:57:48):
phone tap Dave Brody's phone tap. What's it about? Elvis?
It's fantasy football season? So Tyler wants to phone tap
his friend Matt. Matt's been having a problem logging into
his fantasy football team through the website they used for
their league. So I call Matt as the website for
his fantasy football league to try to help him. Okay,
let see what happens in Dave Brody's phone to no, Hi, Matt,
(01:58:10):
this is Chuck for make saying fantasy leagues, how are
you today? I'm good. I understand you have a problem
with your Henrietta's Hooters team. We've got the whole weekend
in front of me and I can't get my team
to work. I'm trying to right you're you're locked out.
That's why I just my credit card decline. Let me
give you guys a new number or something. Let me
give you another credit card. Well, you know it costs
(01:58:31):
us money every time your cards decline when we try
to run it through. So why would I risk that again? Yeah,
but that's your that's your job is to take my
credit card. That your job things the people every year
that do Fantasy football you ride for addic I have
a decline credit card before we have millions of people
minus one because you didn't pay see you, I deployed. Dude, dude, chuck.
I've been I've been on the I've been on your
web page. I've been going through contact us. You guys
(01:58:51):
aren't responding to anything like it's and now you're telling
me because my credit card decline first time I try
to put it through right that you're not gonna let
me give you a new number. Uh and see how
you got it? See there you go. I don't think
we have a problem. Now you seem to understand. What
do you mean we don't have a problem. You may
have a problem for your team, will be exactly you
just said it. You don't, but I have a problem. Now.
You don't need to help me with my problem. You
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don't need to go. I'm telling you you didn't know
because your deal man, Henrietta's Hooters will be on autopilot
throughout the season. Hopefully with buy weeks and injuries, your
team will work out. Okay, maybe he'll still win. I've
been about it's not gonna work out. Okay, you're gonna
My team's gonna give autopilot all season. It's gonna work out. Okay,
it's working out. Okay, Okay, you still have big boob Bashers,
Matts Marauders, Matts and Marauders too very original name there?
(01:59:34):
Uh the mad Matters and Matts Mashers. Yeah, you have right,
I have all those three teams, and that's not even
that's not even the team I give it. Really pay
attention to those teams. Oh, you don't care about so?
So if I close one out right now, you don't care.
If you don't care about them, close out my team. Dude,
hold on one second. I want you to hear this.
We're gonna put the phone next to the keyboard. Hold on,
do you hear this? Uh, Matts Mashers, you're now locked
(01:59:57):
out of that as well. You want to keep going?
Who's put someone else on the phone. You know you
have a manager in that office. Put him on the
phone right now. Dude. Let me let me go look,
let me see if I can find let me. See,
I gonna find one hold on. Let me see if
I can find something hold on. You know, I couldn't
find what you're looking for. There's nobody here that gives you.
You gotta be kidding me. You're gonna shut You're gonna
shut me out of my league for the entire year.
You're gonna treat me like on the phone. I'll give
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you my money every year, and you hit me around
like this. So let me get this biased and everybody
knows your biased, and everybody knows your website is bulls. Hello. Yeah, hi, Matt,
this is Chuck again, my friend Chuck. What's up. Well, listen,
I'm calling you back because I just wanted to let
you know. I don't want you yelling at your bank.
It looks like it was our fault. We didn't process
(02:00:42):
the card right. It wasn't actually declined. We got a
number on you having me so riles up after all
the it was you're bad. Somebody here process your card wrong,
all right, So I knew it, dude, I knew it.
So I got my team back. I'm good to go.
Everything's fine. No, you don't have your team back because
you've been addict to me. But I'm just calling to
let you know that it wasn't your banks. What are
you talking about? Team back? Right? I get my team back,
(02:01:04):
you guys. I get my team back. I get all
my teams back, right. But then you stopped worse than
us by screaming and curse and me threading to kill me.
So it wasn't a bank arraw. We're square away on
the payment, but we're gonna go ahead and refund. You're
telling me that because I got upset, Because you guys,
it's that you're gonna me over. You've got to be
kidding me. You totally ruined morning. Speaking of ruining your morning,
you've actually made the mornings of most of our listeners.
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Tyler and I are phone tapping you, Matt mad This
is Dave Brody fem Melishore in the Morning Show. You
left your computer open. He changed the password. Dude, I
couldn't I couldn't put my players in from last night. Beard. Wow.
They take it very seriously. Geez so obsessed. This phone
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tap was prerecorded permission granted by All Party Space. Melvi's
Duran phone tad. We're totally money, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Hey guys, we all know bedtime can be
a battle for both you and your kids. For instance,
my son used to struggle to fall asleep. Fortunately, we
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(02:02:12):
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