The Day We Made It In Prison

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Portions of this program we're prerecorded. Do you guys make
my day? Like every single day, I'm like rocking. I
thank you for keeping company. I love you. Every next
Morning show ever. You guys are freaking phenomenal phone cast

(00:24):
show taking so long? What is this Thursday? No, it's
only Tuesday. Yeah, it's only Tuesday. Were Welcome to Tuesday.
Hi Froggy, good morning, Hi Danielle, Hi Gandy, Hi, Hello
this guy any Hi straightening. Hey, you know what we

(00:46):
want something with guitars. We want something with a little vulgarity.
I want someone to call me a bitch. I want
to I want to call me crazy. I want someone
to call me a crazy bitch. What do we have
to carry? Yeah, okay, I will own it. I am
a crazy bitch. I own it. Welcome to Tuesday. The
world's longest week is underway, breaking down. You got a

(01:09):
lovely face. We're going to your plays and now you
got to bring me out screams out loud and getting laid.
You want me to stay, but I got to make
my way. Hey, y'all crazy bench, But you're so good

(01:30):
on my toper Man. When I dream I'm doing you
all night. Steck us off down my battle to keep
Morda all day, y'all, crazy bench, but you're so good
of my toper man. When I dream I'm doing you
all night, steck us off down my back to keep mordall.

(01:51):
Take it all the baby is your game? That jump
in battle with fails another one night pained by y'allself. Fine,
it won't be ans cashing in the rocks, but just
again your face and base. Hey, y'all, crazy bitch by

(02:13):
your feet so good on my top of band. When
I dream I'm doing you all night. Stet us all
down my back to keep around all day, y'all, crazy
bench by your feet so good on my top of band.
When I dream I'm doing you all night. Stet yourself
down my back to get around. Get the video. Crazy bitch,

(02:54):
crazy bitch, crazy bitchy y'all crizin besch fucking I'm so good.
I'm on top of man on a dream I'm doing
you on the scutch us all down. I'm a back
to keep a run on. Hey, y'all, crazy bench, buck
your back so good on top of man when I

(03:15):
dream I'm doing you all night. Scott down a robber,
come by, baby down you want it to be a
sky your half to God down? Take it off. You
need a time. You're crazy, but I like the way

(03:38):
you mean. Hey, y'all crazy besch, b you're so good
on my toper band when I dream I'm doing you
all die. Stetch us all down my back to keep
a right on. Hey, y'all crazy besch, but you're so
good on my topper band when I dream I'm doing
you all night. Start us all down my back to

(03:58):
keep a right on. Yo, crazy? All right, all right,
so I'm a crazy bitch. What are you gonna do about?
Bring it anyway? Welcome to the day. It is Tuesday,
September fifteenth. Wait wait, wait, wait, we're already halfway through September. Yeah.

(04:20):
I hate it. I don't understand how time works anymore.
It's so crazy, it's so weird. It was like yesterday
was March, but it seems like but it seems like
March was eight years ago as well. It's the strangest thing, Like,
are we living in a black hole? What has happened
to us? I think we are? Okay, where's Elvis? He's
in a black hole? Anyway. Let's go talk to my

(04:40):
Atlanta line one. She's a preschool teacher. This is her
first week back. Hey, Atlanta, are you excited about getting
back in the classroom. Yeah, I'm really excited. We've been
working through the pandemic. Actually, but hello, hello, my god,
well and goodbye. Everything seemed to be working until right now. Well, Alanna,

(05:02):
we'll try to get you back on. Well. That was Atlanta.
By the way, we love her. She's been working with
the pandemic. That's all we know about Atlanta. Yeah, I
bet there's more to know. Anyway, let's get rolling, Daniel,
how was your night last night? How you feeling today?
It was wonderful. We actually went kite flying. I went
up to Westchester to my sister in law's house and
my little one and my niece. They flew kites, they

(05:23):
played soccer, we had a picnic in the park. It
was a beautiful day. So it was very nice. A
nice day. Yeah. So if someone said, hey, why don't
you just go fly a kite? I mean, like, okay,
I would love to do that. So you Froggy, How
are you doing today? How was your night? It was good.
We had fun last night. We made a fun trip
to the grocery store and then We came home and
hung out with some neighbors outside. It was great. A
fun trip to the grocery store. We had a good

(05:44):
time in the grocery store. Yes, you're living on the edge.
I know. Yeah. Good good, good good. What about you, Gandhi?
How was your night? How are you doing today? It
was great. I am still staying home and just kind
of minding my own business and not doing anything super exciting.
But I watched something amazing yesterday. I was going to
save it from around the room. Okay, save it, Okay,
save it. It's really good. Even texted Sam because I

(06:05):
was like, you're gonna love this. Speaking of Sam, do
we have Sam on? She should be on right now. No,
I don't hear her. She is. Oh, she's on now
because Scary turned her on. Thank you Scary. Using an
alternate way to connect to Sam right now? That's okay.
Alternate ways work. How are you, Sam? You're coming through
through an alternate way. How is your night? It was fantastic.

(06:27):
I invited William's sister also named Samantha, over for dinner
for the first time because he's poopo at making plans.
So now I'm taking over his family I'm very good.
I love your pasta primavera that you made last even
very thank you was delicious. Hey, they're scary. How are
you today? What's going on? I'm doing really well. Did
you go to any like a stadium concerts last night?
With thousands of people? My friends and I did a

(06:49):
very mini tailgate in his backyard for four of us,
and we barbecued spiral sausage and steaks as we watched
the Giants lose to the Steelers on Monday Night football.
It was dreadful, to say the least. Yeah, they look horrible,
the Giants. At least they're consistent. Yet, how are you
doing straight, Nate? I'm doing fabulous Elvis. If anybody wants

(07:10):
to come help me back, you're more than welcome to.
That's moving from house to house is just the worst
hell ever, I'm quarantined. I can't. I'm sorry. Sorry, We're
not gonna come help you move. There's a pandemic. Even
scariable quarantine did not help me. Oh lord, all right,

(07:33):
let's get into our horrible scopes of Sam. How are
you doing with? I would love to do them with Froggy.
I want to shake things up? Oh shake it up.
All right, here we go. If you have a birthday Theday,
you celebrate it with Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex and
Tom Hardy Capricorn. A long standing issue is in need
of an answer. Face it head on, regardless of the consequences.

(07:56):
Your day it's a seven Aquarius. Instead of just saying
me first, take a step back and allow others to
move forward. You're going to get your time to shine
your days and eight Pisces. A friendly interaction will boost
your spirits and put you in a jovial mood. Your
day it's an eight Aries. Be sure to ask for
help if you really need it. People are waiting in
the wings to watch you succeed your days of seven Taurus.

(08:19):
It may be difficult to keep your emotions in check,
but be sure to remind yourself to clear your mind
from the stress around you. Your day it's an eight Gemini.
It may feel like every door is leading to a
dead end, but if you can root through the drama,
you'll find the cause of your problems. Your day's inn
eight Cancer. Focus on the positive aspects of your life.

(08:40):
Do not be weighed down by any outside negativity. Your
day it's a nine Leo. Sometimes when your mind is
getting a little stir crazy, a good night's rest will
allow you to open your mind to new opportunities. Your
days and nine, oh Virgo, try to focus your emotions
on lifting up a friend or family member that is
in need of your positivity and your positive vibes. Your

(09:01):
day it's a ten Libra. Your mind is active. Be
sure to announce your intentions out loud to manifest them
into reality. Your days and eight Scorpio. Set time aside
to ensure your emotions aren't clouded, and be sure to
have confidence in yourself and take charge your day. Scorpio.
It's a ten. And finally, Sagittarius, do not escape into

(09:22):
a fantasy world. Live in reality and remind yourself of
what projects need to be finished. Your days and nine
and those are your Tuesday morning horoscope. Excell an excellent
and happy birthday to Kirsten. Katerina wants to wish her
a nice little happy birthday her twin sister. Let's get
into the three things we need to know, Gandhi, What
are they all right? The death toll from the massive

(09:44):
Western wildfires is around three dozen, with most of those
deaths still in California, but the battle is far from
over for firefighters. They're still dealing with really high winds
and low humidity as they try to get control of
the situation. President Trump did visit the area yesterday, blaming
bad forest management for the record breaking fires. Joe Biden
calls it evidence of climate change. This year's Macy's Thanksgiving

(10:06):
Dade Parade is going to look a little bit different.
Have you guys seen some of the updates? Well, what
are they doing? It's gonna be virtual. There will pretty
much be no actual parade. Mare de Blasio says that
New Yorkers can still feel this spirit and the joy
online and on TV. Macy's says that there's going to
be a seventy five percent reduction in participants and there
will be no parade path and finally one maybe wait,

(10:29):
they said there's gonna be less joy. What No, He'll
still be able to feel the same amount of joy
and happiness and getting the spirit that we won't No, no,
you won't. Needs. I'm interested to see how they do this,
Like that would be cool if they just add in

(10:51):
a bunch of digital stuff like Godzilla taken over. You
could do anything if it goes virtual. Yeah, and finally,
today Apple's new product reveal is going to be the
first time the company does it without an audience. Instead,
they're going to spend two hours of pre recorded demos
and updated iPads, Apple Watch editions, possibly AirPod over the
ear headphones. That's what everybody's thinking is going to happen.

(11:12):
Brodie's gonna be broke. What're you gonna do? Disapployment. The
big disappoyment today is no iPhone. Yeah, it's been delayed
until next month. I know a lot of people like
myself had to get a new phone. I was waiting,
but it's fine. That's fine. The event will be live
streamed on Apple's website, YouTube, and on the Apple app
from app four Apple tv beginning at ten am Pacific time.

(11:33):
If you want to go catch that and those are
your three things. Atlanta is back line three. We found her. Hey, Atlantis,
are you there right? What happened? You hung up on us?
I have no idea. I pulled over and I was
in the middle of a sentence and all of a
sudden it made up beat and then I was gone,
well you're back, You're back, So you're back in the

(11:54):
classroom doing preschool teaching. Are you excited? I'm so excited.
This is my first year with my own room. Like
normally I'm justin this time. This year, I in my
own room and it's really exciting. Yeah. Well, look, you
know we love our teachers so much. Uh and I
know you missed the kids and you miss we'll just working, right,
I mean you're ready, you're excited about it. I mean

(12:17):
you're really really pumped. Good good for you. Oh gosh,
to all of our teachers out there who are already
back in class, were slowly getting into class, and also
you're doing virtual stuff and in addition to in the
room class. Right, it's just we love you and all
the best to you. You are our first caller the day.
We're going to send you some Elvis Durand's scrubs, Elvis
Trand morning shows from Hackensack Meridian. And I'm glad we

(12:39):
got to reconnect with you. Hold on one second, Nate's
gonna flirt with you now, all right, hold on one second.
We love our teachers, all right, You guys ready for
your Tuesday. Yeah, let's go. Let's have a Tuesday. E
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(12:59):
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it is. I can't believe it. Well, we welcome you
to the show. Wow. So yesterday, thank you. By the way,

(13:22):
yesterday was our one year anniversary. Alex and I spent
the days is having some fun. But thank you to
all the people who sent in their congratulations and having
great days, and and everyone who was at the wedding
one year ago yesterday who posted those beautiful photographs on
Instagram and Twitter and everything. Thank you so much for
posting those. A lot of that stuff and a lot
of those videos I'd never seen before, so it was

(13:44):
a whole new perspective. So wow, Austin Dan Yelle, was
that Sheldon your husband who recorded who did the video
of us in the wedding? Because it was because you
were talking at the end, because it was the day
after the wedding, we snuck into the ballroom. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes,
that was a different view of us walking down the

(14:06):
aisle with the you know, with Jane and Scott, Jane
and Drew and the dog. It was I'd never seen
that video before, so it's it was great. It was awesome.
We Uh so Alex wanted to surprise me. He says,
I got a nice little place we're gonna go to.
Never been there before. Let's sit outside and have a
great day. So we went to this place called mccloon's
Boat House, which is in West Orange next to Turtleback Zoo.

(14:29):
He said, let's go here because it's on the lake.
It's beautiful. So we got there and the hostess said, uh,
you want to go inside. We're like, well, no, we
were the only reason where you're coming here is to
sit outside by the lake. She said, the bees are
extra aggressive today, and sure enough I looked over and
there were families like swatting at bees and like with
their menus and things. I'm like, okay, we don't want that.

(14:50):
So we just went in and had a cocktail and
had some oysters. Then we went over to one of
my favorite pizza places in the world. If you're from
the West Orange area, you know about startab Vern went in,
sat down. Mark was the only waiter for all these tables.
He was working his ass off. I'm like, oh my god, Mark.
I wanted to get up and help him because he
was that busy, and he said, no, I've been out

(15:13):
of work for so long. This is great. I love
being back at work. So hello, big shout out to
Star Tavern and the best pizza and Mark and everyone.
It was. It was awesome, great day. It was good. So, Gondhi,
you're saving something for the around the room, something you
saw last night. I'm now, I'm kind of dying to
know what it is. I mean, I could blow it.

(15:34):
I guess if you want, well, then you're good. You'll
have another around the room. So what did you watch?
I watched something on Netflix that my boyfriend told me
is the best thing on Netflix, and I think it is.
It's called My Octopus Teacher, about a filmmaker who starts
diving right off the coast of South Africa and becomes
friends with a little octopus and all of the things

(15:55):
that he learns from this octopus and visiting her every
single day. And it is this weetest, most beautiful, very
informative little documentary ever you'll laugh, you'll cry. It's called
what octopus? My octopus teacher? Let me write this down
all about what he learns from becoming friends with this octopus.
And it's like a legitimate friendship, not something I'm creating

(16:16):
in my head because I want it. Legitimate friendship. They
snuggle you know you you know what you're missing in
your life? An octopus. Yes, you need an octopus as
a pet. I literally text my boyfriend and I listen,
I think we should get a giant salt water tank
and get some seahorses and an octopus and maybe some jellyfish.

(16:38):
He said, Oh, really, is that what you think? Cool?
So I could take care of it. No, he knows
he would have Conny would be like, Noah, she would
have one or two of every animal in the world. Totally. Never.
You're never gonna get like a puppy or a kitten.
You're gonna go like get a Boa constrictor and a tarantula.
You know, It's like, I would love it. You're so weird.

(16:59):
I love you. Also, speaking of shows, I'm still dying
to start Lovecraft Country. Has anyone on the show watched
this yet? No? God, it looks so good. The previews
look so amazing, incredible. We were talking earlier in the
news about Macy's parade and this year it's going to
be more virtual, but scary found out a little more
about how they're going to do the parade this year. Yeah,
just this morning there's details being released that the balloon

(17:23):
there will be balloons, but it's gonna be just for
television and it's only going to be in front of
Macy's Herald Square for about a block or so, just
so then get the cameras in there. And the balloons
are going to be held by cars not people, so
because just you know, they don't want the social they
want the social distancing things. So and there's gonna be
no high school marching bands, and all the local talent

(17:43):
that's going to be performing on television are going to
be local stars, not people from around the country or
the world, because they don't want to deal with travel. Right,
So you know who I feel sorry for. I mean
a lot of people were being displaced this year with
the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. But the clowns that have
the big brooms that clean up after the horses, clean

(18:03):
up a horse crash, right, they're out of a game
this year for clowns. God anyway, Producer Sam has some
feel goods for us. What do you make us feel good?
Come on, I got you, babe. So this one I
love this. It's just about a good old classic American hero.

(18:25):
Amanda Milton sent me this story and it's featuring eighteen
year old Justin Gavin. He lives in Connecticut and the
other day he was walking down the street when he
noticed a car was burning and there was a woman inside.
And no one needs to be told cars on fire
are scary. Those things can explode. We've all seen the movies.
That's real life. But instead of just calling for help,

(18:47):
he decided to disregard his own safety because he wanted
to help this woman. And double thank goodness he did,
because when he got there, he noticed there were three
children in the back seat. Oh my god, including a
one year old in a car seat. Oh my god.
The fire was growing, and Justin didn't care. He stuck
around to get every family member out of that car
in time, which the woman driving later credited to the

(19:10):
reason they're all here today. She said, there's no way
that authorities would have gotten there in time with the
way that fire spread, so Justin is absolutely incredible. Local
police gave him a quote Challenge coin, which apparently is
a token of the department's appreciation and is given only
to someone who commits a heroic act and proves themselves
as a great member of the community. So I think

(19:31):
like Justin needs like five more coins because that was
absolutely amazing. Thank you, Amanda for sending me this story,
And if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
email me Sam at elvistrand dot com, subject line feel goods.
What's for dinner? Oh god, you know how much possi
prima er I still have leftover. It's gonna be another
week and a half before I clean that out. You

(19:51):
know what I did last night, And this is what
I've been doing more and more with my leftover pasta dishes.
I open them up and I put a little extra
parmesan cheese in there. I crack a couple of eggs
in there and and stir it up, and then I
bake it, do a pasta bake, and it comes out
and the edges will come out kind of crunchy, like

(20:11):
you know, crunchy lasagna edges. And I could do that
with the prima Vera. Yeah you can. It may make
your vegetables a little soggy, but you'll you'll love it.
You'll be good. I've never tried before. It's great. Yeah,
dos some egs and some parmesan cheese in there and
put in the oven for thirty minutes in your boom.
It's so good. Thank you. I'm gonna do that today.
Oh my god, I'm touching myself. Anyway, have a beautiful day.
We love you, Sam, you two. I love you, guys.

(20:34):
Danielle's first report of the day on the way, what
lies are you making up today, Danielle, Lady Gaga might
be a superhero soon. Oh I love that. All right.
That and we've got to talk about dancing with the stars, like, yes,
we'll get into that in a minute. We'll be back
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(22:01):
code Elvis. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey, look,
you know we work in this business in radio and
content audio content where you know the sales team. They
want us to reach a certain demographic where we want
females eighteen to forty nine. And my answer to that
is no, we want everyone. I don't care how old,

(22:24):
young girl, boy, man, woman, grandmam. We want everyone listening. Okay.
But I do know for a fact that if we
had to rely on prisoners people in prisons as our
listening base, we'd be fine. We have a lot of
people who are incarcerated who listened to our show. I

(22:46):
love that. I love it and I love talking about
it because I can use the word penal, penal system.
And I always used to say there is a magic
about prison. If, for instance, if Alex had to go
to prison, at least I could sleep and knowing where
he is, worrying, I'm not going to get out, He's

(23:07):
not going to get out. He's there anyways. Jay on
line twenty four, former prisoner in the New York State
prison system, and he's on with us. Now, Hey, Jay,
did you used to listen to us when you were
in the clink? Yes? I did. And you guys have
no idea how much you helped me get through that.
Seven years? Wow, so years. I can't imagine. I feel like,
we just spent seven years since January with a stupid

(23:29):
pandemic or March or whatever. We got it. But anyway,
so tell us, give us, give us an idea of
what it was like in prison and listening to our show.
Well as crazy as it sounds. And I know a
lot of people know this, especially since the pandemic, that
you'd be amazed what you can get used to if
you know there's no other option. And so with that

(23:52):
being said, you know, when I was in there, I,
first of all, I didn't know until I went away
that you guys were syndicated. I didn't know how this
all work. So when I was in Fishville, which was
my first spot, I was like, how I heard somebody
listening to the show one morning when I was going
out on a trip to the hospital, and I'm like, hey,
how do you guys do that up here? He's on

(24:12):
Z one hundred. He says, oh, he's syndicated. He's everywhere now.
And so right away I was in a much better
move because I've been listening to you since you were
Elvis to rand in the Zoo Morning Zoo, you know,
like I mean, yeah, so, so long story short, I
was telling people about the show and what I like.
I told me one of the guys in the dorm

(24:33):
who was kind of ran things, big large man in
the dreads are typical, you know what everybody's afraid of
when they go to prison. And he's like, oh, I mean,
you know, and people try to act tougher than they
are when they get up there, and oh long, you
know that's you know, He's day, I don't know if
I can listen to that, And I'm like, whatever, dude,
that's what makes you feel better to say, go ahead.

(24:53):
So as in the next few days, I realized that
he's laughing at the same time I am. So I
know he's so and it always happens to be when
the phone tap is on. So one morning I'm like, hey, hey,
bub what are you listening to over there? He's like,
why are you worried about what I'm listening to? I says,
I'm just curious because the other day we had a

(25:14):
conversation and you said you were too cool to listen
to that, And he just looks over at me and
he goes, hello, lady. So I'm like, I knew you
were listening. And it was one of the mornings that
Danielle was doing the Missus Marshall obsits phone tap yeah
and then yeah, and I think the next day Greg

(25:36):
t was on with Chelsea Handler showing him his private parts.
So and uh, well, yeah, yeah, you guys are great man.
And like I said, even if, you guys definitely helped
me get through my tongu because it always kept me
close to Hall mean Jay that that. I love the
Hello Lady story. Even in prison, some some big guy

(25:57):
named Large Marge. Nobody goes by their names and everybody
has to have a jail name. So I was Joey Rock.
He was Bubba, and I'm like the boy, if that
isn't a cliche, I don't know what it. Yeah, and
I'm like, Bubba, what are you? Listened to him when
he said that, I almost fell overlapping. I love that. Yeah,

(26:20):
but yeah, the guys are great man. Keep doing what
you're doing. Absolutely. I think I came home since November.
I came home in November. Uh, I got engaged. Everything's
been going good, but you guys really helped me get
through it. We're gonna send you some Elvistra in morning
show Scrubs, And I don't know if you need them,
but we're sending them anyway. Thanks to hacking Sack Meridian

(26:42):
and I love your story. It's so good to hear
from you. And thanks for being our our disciple in
the prison. We need more listeners no matter where they are. Okay, absolutely,
Can I shout out my fiance absolutely? Hey, Dave, Jay,
I love you. Then I'll see you later on today.
Oh perfect? All right, Jay, have a safe day, and
thanks for listening to us. We appreciate it absolutely. I

(27:04):
love you guys. Hey. By the way, when you're in prison,
is it true, can you talk to other people through
the toilets when you're in the box. You can, and
you can talk to them to the events. So okay,
just making sure I need to know before I get
in there, right, yeah, he Hey, you know you're gonna
be well protected because everybody loves you in there. That's awesome.

(27:26):
I feel pretty good about it now, all right, Jay,
hold on one second, hold on one second. Here you go, Jay, Hello,
lady in the prison, the meanest man on the block.
I love it, you know, being in prison and being
on radios. But we have similarities. I mean, we don't.
No one here uses their real name either. What are

(27:49):
you gonna do? I love this text that came through
oive this pandemic already. I'm just gonna say it out loud.
I need to touch a butt. I need to feel
I y that's not my own and I don't care
who knows it. I don't think gender even matters at
this point. Any stinking butt will do. Wow. Wow if
you want to stinking but you should get Nate, because,

(28:12):
by the way, I did not shart, so it was
just a really bad smelling Oh good, good, it's nice
to know. Great. I can't believe how long you let
it go before you investigate it. That was the most
disturbing part of the whole thing. It was like ours.
It's kind of one of those things where I didn't
want to know. You know, I don't think people don't
know what we're talking about. If you watch yesterday's fifteen

(28:34):
Minute Morning Show podcast, if you go to Elvis Durand
show on Instagram, it's the one this is this Kills Me.
It's the one entitled straight Nate Thinks He Sharted makes
Scotty b Check. So this is this show on you know,
the radio and online. It's one show, the fifteen Minute

(28:57):
Morning show podcast is a whole other monster. Oh yep, Daniel,
you ready to go? Yes? All right? What are you
guy going on today? All right? So I don't know
if you noticed, but over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan she
tagged Taylor Swift on Twitter, just tagged her and that
was it. So then she took it down and people

(29:18):
were like, what's going on? Is there a collaboration about
to happen? Are they going to be on SNL together?
Like lots of conspiracy theories, So who knows if it
just didn't mean anything or if it meant something, So
we will see. Speaking of Taylor Swift, she sent Katie
Perry a baby gift, a hand embroidered blankie that says
baby bloom and Katie was very excited about it. She

(29:41):
posted it. So I think everything is fine between those two. Yeah.
I think about Taylor Swift. She's always sending gifts. She
is a huge gifts gift send her. I received a
cardigan from her the other day. Oh really the yeah?
I think she has a song called cardigan as well.
When will you be wearing the car? Well, you know what,
it's getting a little nippi on. I mean, you have

(30:02):
to slip into my tato ship. Cargan very nice, all right.
And Justin Bieber is teasing new music, you know that.
So yesterday he gave us a little more. Uh you know,
he's got a new website JB Soon um the song
will be called Holy. Yesterday he said just four days,
which means Friday, so that's a coming up. And also
Chance the Rapper, there's some rumors that he's involved, so

(30:24):
we'll see. Friday is when it seems like we are
going to get that. Now there's another rumor that Lady
Gaga may soon be a superhero. She's in the running
to play Emma Frost, the White Queen and the next
X Men movie now January. Jones actually played the original
one in twenty elevens X Men movie, but now it
looks like Gaga may take over the role. We will see.
Wouldn't it be awesome? Superhero? She is Sam Sam Smith

(30:49):
has new music on the way. Sam's new single Diamonds
will drop Friday. Last night. I don't know if you
watched it, but Dancing with the Stars is bad. Timera
is your new host. Tom Bergeron is not there anymore.
Carol Baskin they kept her for last, of course, because
everybody wanted to see Carol Baskin and it was definitely

(31:10):
worth watching. That's all I'm gonna say. So let's talk
about Dancing with the Stars. I miss Tom bergeron Oh,
I miss him so much. Look nothing against Tyra. She's gorgeous,
she's beautiful, she's great. But Tom. I love Tom and
I miss him. I wish they could have been together, Like,
why couldn't he have still done something? You know what
I mean? I don't get it, but maybe there's more

(31:31):
to it that we don't know about. And the thing
about Tyra, she's just gorgeous. I love her. I love
Tyra Banks. The problem with me personally, with her hosting
that show is people get the two of us confused,
and people I got the gig. I know. Oh look
there's Elvis. That's Tyra Banks. That's what happened. But did
you see the commercial The family of Carol Baskin's missing

(31:54):
husband ran an ad during Dancing with the Stars last night. Yes,
we have the sound for you if you'd like to
hear it. So they actually took ad time out. It's
so crazy. It would be like someone running an ad
on our show trying to get information on how to
convict Nate of murder right, saying it's like the same thing. Yeah,

(32:15):
you want to play it now? Or you want to wait? Yeah? Sure,
why not? You want to It's your segment. It's almost
a minute long, though it's a long commercial. Let's finish
your segment and we'll play it. We're gonna play the
commercial for you when Daniel's dune. Okay, cool? And so
all end off with this. Ken Jennings is joining Jeopardy
as a consulting producer, and he says that the set
is going to look very different because of social distancing
there keeping COVID in mind, and of course they have

(32:36):
to make sure that Alex Trebek stays healthy with everything
going on with him, so they are keeping him as
their number one priority. Tonight on television, I'm still loving
Doctor Foster. I have one episode left in the second
season and it is insane. I know that Gandhi is
liking My Octopus Teacher on Netflix, so you may want
to watch that. You've Got Big Brother, Love Island, America's

(32:58):
Got Talent, The Low Deck, mediterrane and Teen Mom Too,
sixteen and Recovering. I mean, come on, TV just gets
better and better. And that's my Danielle Ruff. By the way,
I don't know where you're standing right now, but if
you walk outside here in the New York area before
he gets too light, you can actually see Venus. How
really you can see venus? Yeah, in the moon, can't

(33:19):
find Uranus is not visible. But my friend Linda just
sent me this. Look Venus right there. That's awesome. Who
is that? Yeah? Um, all right, So to buy a
sixty second commercial on national television has got to cost
a lot of money, of course. Yeah. Carol Baskin's missing

(33:41):
husband's family, right, We're assuming he's we're presuming he's dead,
Paul Lewis. Anyway, they ran an ad during the show
offering one hundred thousand daughters a reward for information on
his disappearance. It's his three daughters. Yeah, his three daughters.
A former employee and an attorn ernie who went straight
for the juggular. He says, do you know who did

(34:03):
this or if Carol Baskin was involved? I mean she's
on the show. It's something here. Let's just play for
you right now here here it is. I'm Gail, one
of Don Lewis's daughters. We are a real family, and
to us he was daddy. I'm Linda, one of Don
Lewis's daughters, and we miss our dad. I'm Donna. I'm

(34:24):
Don Lewis's oldest daughter. We need to know what happened
to our father. I'm Anne, Don's former assistance. All we're
asking is justice for donn. Don Lewis mysteriously disappeared in
nineteen ninety seven. His family deserves answers. They deserve justice.
Do you know who did this or if Carol Baskin

(34:46):
was involved? One hundred thousand dollars reward has been funded.
You can call the tip line at six four six
four five zero six five three zero or cooler office
in eight hundred lit a game. Thank you? Wow? So crazy?
Oh look, you know we have been, of course just
playing along with this and laughing at her, and you know,
and look at she's dancing on Dancing with the Stars

(35:09):
now and this family is missing their dad, they're missing
their friend, and and uh, I'm sure they're sitting there
going what what is going on with the world? They
can sit here and laugh at this lady and put
her on TV and put her on a pedestal sort
of wow, that would be so difficult. Well, we think
that she took our father away from it, so I right, yeah,

(35:31):
you know what, I shame on me. I'm a part
of it too. I just never really, I never really
thought it through because we all just always kind of
joked about it, you know, but it's serious stuff. Wow. Anyway,
it's crazy. How much does it cost? I think we
should put an ad on Dancing with the Stars. Oh,
what are we going to advertise? Just the show? Hey,
come listen ten dollars? Do you have somebody for a

(35:53):
phone tap? I know I don't, Hey, Nate or if
anyone works at ABC Network in the sales department, let
us know what does it cost to buy a network ad?
Just let us know. I don't know what we're gonna
do when we have it. We'll just okay, it'll be
us in the zoom room. And now this word from

(36:15):
the Elvis Train Morning Show. I'm just gonna sit here
and go haha. We don't know what to do. We
just talk. We'd show him up. Oh my gosh, all right, um,
oh diamond God, we haven't seen her in a long time,
but she's looking great. Of course, Diamonds is one of
our incredible producers. Who's been out since the pandemic started?
What a story she has? Hey, Nate, can we get

(36:36):
Diamond on the phone to tell her story? Nate, I'm
gonna answer for him. He's he's dealing with somebody on
the phone. Yes, yes, as we can get get her
on next. Who's he on the phone with? Now we're curious, Nate,
why talking to Who are you talking to? Nate? I'm
still talking to Jay? Oh we love ja Nous such

(36:57):
a nice guy. Well wait, we love Jay too. Hey,
but look, can we get Diamond on next to tell
her story? It's kind of interesting? Yeah, I'll get her on. Yeah,
all right, Well, don't let us interrupt you don't worry. Yeah,
doing a show. Do your thing. We're about you know
you missed it. We're trying to buy an ad on ABC.
You're not helping us. Okay, okay, he's patronizing me. Now
we gotta take a break, right, all right, we'll take

(37:17):
a break. We'll be back after this. I just think
this whole thing is crapped. This in the morning show.
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the Morning Show. Almost three months ago, when we were
out on vacation, we all receive word that a friend
of ours, who who we've been working with for years,
David Nathan, Yeah, and Brady Nathan, lost their son Jack.

(38:04):
Jack passed away, but Jack left a legacy, something very
very cool, and uh, we want to work with them
to make sure we continue to make sure Jack is
remembered and all the things he wanted to do in
live we continue to do them on his behalf. So
Brady and David Nathan on the phone online twenty three

(38:25):
and twenty four, scary. Hey Brady, good morning, Hey David,
good morning. Welcome to the show. You we're we're well.
How are you guys doing? I said, it's weird. It's uh.
I've been there in the studio a thousand times with artists,
but I never really been so it's it's interesting, It's

(38:46):
it's an honor of pleasure, right well, Brady, Uh and David,
thank you for being on today because we want to
we have a special day going on, uh, for Jack
and for the legacy he's left us in his work. Brady,
let's go, let's go. Do you talk to everyone about
Happy Jack and what it's all about and what we're
trying to do with Happy Jack? Sure? So Jack sort

(39:11):
of had the weight of the world on his shoulders
for a very long time. What did he want to
do with his life? One day he came to me
and said, I have it. It's happy Dad. I want
to if I could help just one person who struggles
like me, then it'll be worth it at the end
of the day. And from that he developed his designs,

(39:36):
his painting, his artwork, and he currently did a community
online called Happy Jack's World so that others would know
that it's okay not be okay all of the time.
And he vowed to donate a portion of the prosy
to a foundations like the Child Mine, to Active Mine,

(39:56):
to anyone and everyone who was struggling like and he
was off to the races, so to speak. He's a
lunched exactly a month before he passed. And we were
proud of him anyway, but couldn't have been more proud
of him. Wow, so he had really just started. He
had just begun, and as his parents, we certainly will

(40:21):
continue his mission, you know. And what is really really
coming through a loud and clear here as as his
Jack's mom and dad, obviously you you gave him a
world to live in where he could talk about his anxiety,
he could talk about mental health without having to hide
from him. And I think that's just a shiny example

(40:43):
of how great this message from happy Jack is going
to work. Uh, David, what do you think? What do
you think? What's on your mind today with Happy Jack
and what we're about to do? Um? Well, you know
I UM, when you when you have a child and

(41:04):
you bring him into this world, you don't expect the
worst thing in the world to happen, and they did,
and it is. You know, if Brady and I and
our friends in our community and people that we don't
even know can make you take some light out of
this and take some happiness out of this and wear
a shirt or wear a hat or speak about Jack
or talking great conversation about him, then we've won. And

(41:29):
that's what he would have wanted. And just to pass
it on. He didn't care about the money, He didn't
care about the fame. Although he did want to take
down these big companies, you know, and be the biggest
one out there, he didn't. He didn't care. He just
wanted every dollar he made he wanted to give away.
He wanted to help other people. He wanted to you know.
That was him, that was who he was. He walked
into a room, he lit it up. He grabbed people

(41:50):
by the neck and pulled them in and gave them
hugs and kisses. It even in the middle of COVID,
he didn't even care. You know, He's like, I don't
believe in the stuff. I'm doing what I want to do.
And that was his personality. And that's what Brady and
I are trying to, you know, to push out there
and let everybody see that it's okay to talk about it.
It's okay to you know, to suffer from something. It's
okay to acknowledge it. Um, but with a purpose, and

(42:13):
that's what Jack had. Wow. Um. So if you go
to Happy jacksworld dot com, you'll actually see what Brady
and David are talking about and what Jack Jack left
us to do. We've got work to do on his behalf.
It's again, Happy jacksworld dot com. I love the hat.

(42:34):
By the way, that hat is the hat's my favorite.
I'm not even a guy, but I'm gonna be. I
love it. It's so cute. But all the all of
the all of the visuals, the optics as they call
them on Happy jacksworld dot com. They they they they
reel you in and you want to be a part
of it. And now that you understand where proceeds are
going from the sales of all these items, then you

(42:55):
really really want to be a part of this. What
like if if I went shopping on Happy Jack's World
dot com right now, what should I pick up before
they run out of first? Well, what's kind of what's
going seriously, Brady? So, before before m Jack passed, he
was set to launch a line with his very best
friend Matthew Jelseini and they had done a collaborative collection

(43:18):
and they named it bactly one point five. So that
is a collection that is available right now and there
are four pieces in the line. Hoodie had a T
shirt and they are the Scion. We're so proud. Ye wow.

(43:41):
Well I'm going to go shopping and keep in mind, uh,
not only do you buy this really cool stuff that
Jack's Vision gave us as a gift. But think about
the message that you're sending when you are are supporting
this incredible, incredible site, and where the money's going to
and what it all means. There's a story here, It's

(44:01):
not You're just not just buying a hat in a hoodie.
I mean everything has a meaning and has a story,
and I think that's that's what makes it extra special.
Did you get questions? Go ahead? David? Yes, No, I
was just going to say that we're, um, you know
the way that we're launching these lines, and we're going
to launch these collections similar to the way Supreme drops.
You know, we're going to drop something here, drop something there.

(44:22):
But the collections will be up for a week um
our collection scheduled to end tonight. And what we're gonna
do for you because you've been so gracious to us
and you know, your entire team, I mean, I can't
even explain to you the outpouring of love from Danielle
and France, any of Lisa and Garrett. You know, Garrett's
been incredible and and you know, and I just I'm

(44:43):
thankful of everybody. You know, Gandhi reached out last night,
and so we're gonna the idea of this is to
leave you know, leave this up for an extra twenty
four hours with a bustle code for you for Elvis
um that anybody that uses it you'll get ten percent
off the product um. And it's just you know, it's
an it's an awareness sing and I just I wanted
to say thank you, Brady, wanted to say thank you.

(45:03):
It's it's special to us. And you know, I travel
a lot, and I want to see happy Zach all
over the world. I want to walk down the street
in four Wayne, Indiana. I want to walk down a
street in Miami, Florida, or in tel Avise or whatever
and see somebody coming at me with an add on
or a shirt or a T shirt. And that's the message,
because then I know that somebody got affected by it.

(45:25):
Excellent in touch. Uh let me give you the website again,
Happy Jack'sworld dot com. And we're gonna we're gonna post
it on all of our socials. So if you miss
it now and you're driving whatever, don't worry you just
sign on to any of our socials and you'll you'll see, uh,
you'll see what we're talking about uh And if you
walk through Time Square today, if you walk through Time Square,
you'll see it on the billboards in the middle of

(45:45):
Time Square. Oh my god, oh cool Godzilla billboard. It's
called and it's insane. For the last week it's been
up and I love that message. Yeah. Yeah, that's a
friend of ours. It's donated. Um that's what he donated
to Brady and I on. Is that okay? So, by
the way, if you if you use the code to Elvis,
you get ten percent off through tomorrow. Oh yeah, but

(46:08):
you know what, you don't have to feel free to
spend full retail so they get they get that extra
ten percent. But if you're if you're cheap like the
rest of us, go to Happy jacksworld dot com. Use
the code to Elvis. You get ten percent off through tomorrow.
I mean, so there's some stuff that's only good till tonight.
So you got to go to the site today and
get this done. Didn't want to have something to say

(46:29):
to Brady and David. Yeah, I didn't know. I just
want to say that I know, I mean, I've known
you guys for years, and you know, I mean I
actually I was with Brady, remember when I stole the
toilet paper from Chris Rock's house that I was with
Brady when that happens. But um, I was actually having
a conversation with my eleven year old yesterday because everything

(46:50):
that's going on with the world and with school starting
the way it is, his anxiety was acting up yesterday,
and on the way home in the car, I was
telling him the same thing. You said, it's okay not
to be okay, And I said, if you ever want
to talk, you know, whatever's going on in your mind,
Daddy and I are here. We're always here, you know.
The teachers are there. The teachers actually encourage the kids

(47:12):
yesterday to have stress balls in their hands while they
were online doing our school. Yeah, because that's how stressful
the world is right now. And the fact that we're
not pushing this under the rug, we are addressing it,
and that this is something that a lot of people
are going through. I think it's about time. So what
he has done and what you're going to continue to

(47:34):
do with it, to me, it's amazing. Actually, Yeah, Gandhi,
what's up? I love so yesterday I got my hat
and it actually really brought a smile to my face.
I opened it and was like, oh, I love this hat,
and then I went to some creeping on the site
and I love the tagline A community for the misunderstood,
because at some point in everybody's life, we've all been there,
we've all felt that, And regardless of what it is

(47:56):
that you're being misunderstood about, if you're feeling misunderstood, I
like that they're something that can represent you. And I
really love that you guys sent me that hat, so
thank you. There you go. I think the underlying message
is just too embrace who you are, unapologetically right, So
no one's perfect, and Jack just impoaged everyone to own

(48:16):
it and to almost like wear it like a badge
of honor and just say we're all in this together
because we are well. We want to sell you out today,
and we want to sell you out today. And but
keep in mind go back from time to time at
happy jacksworld dot com because they will be dropping new
stuff without warning, without warning. Yes, And and I love

(48:37):
that stress ball idea. I don't have one, so I'm
just squeezing my own balls at this point. I know
when you work from home, you can do things like this. Look,
we love you and Brady and David uh words, words
will never ever make sense to try to let you

(48:59):
know how much we love you and we just feel
for you and your family and Jack's friends. I'm sure
they're just aching. There's a hearty. We have actually fifty
ambassadors across the country who have volunteered who either no
Jack or have been connected to Jack went to school
that Jack has been affected by Jack, who are pushing
his message out across college campuses. And we are so

(49:23):
moved and so incredibly touched by these kids and the
power that they have to effect change is remarkable. All right, Well,
but it's I just I just want to say it's
it's important to note that not only are these kids
you know, it's not about selling T shirts and hats.
It's that's amazing and that's the exclamation point on it.
But these kids have all volunteered to help spread the

(49:46):
message and that it's important that it's it's important to
talk about it. It's important to you know, to expand
and communicate about things because one out of every five
kids suffers from some type of mental health issue. And
it's a proof in fact, so you know, if Jack's
message can help one kid or five kids or fifty kids,
then it's worth it for us. And that's that's what

(50:08):
this is all about. Yeah, people are texting in right
now wanting to know the full story. Here's what I
want you to do. Just go to Happy Jack'sworld dot com.
It's as soon as you sign on boom, there's Jack's story.
There's some of it anyway, and it'll give you it'll
get you started on it. Listen, guys, thank you so
much for your time, and thank you so much for
working so you know again, to have a kid like

(50:30):
Jack obviously speaks volumes about how great you guys are
as parents. And secondly the fact that you are working
your asses off to keep this rolling and to keep
him basically alive. He Jack lives through all of this
in a very special way. Thank you so much for
sharing your stories with us today. And let's sell out.

(50:52):
Let's let's sell out. Let's sell this stuff out. Yeah, David,
thank you so much for your time. You have you
go have a good day. Okay, all right, guy, Yeah,
so good go to Happy Jacksworld dot com. Uh, and
let's get going. Let's get into the three things we

(51:12):
need to know from Gandhi and then Uh, I guess
we'll do the ten dollars free money phone up? Hey,
can we give away a hat? Can we give away
a Happy Jack hat? Do we have an extra one?
I'm gonna go on the site and buy I got
mine for free, so I'm gonna go buy one and
I'll give this one away. You better go fast because
it's moving scar Yeah, greedy bastards. All right, let's get

(51:36):
into the three things we need to know, Gandhi, what's
going on? All right? The two Los Angeles County Sheriff's
deputies who were shot in an ambush and Compton over
the weekend are expected to survive. Their conditions have been
upgraded from critical to stable. Heartbreaking video of one of
the deputies tending to her partner has been released, and
sadly that shooter is still on the loose. However, the
reward for information leading to an arrest has now reached

(51:58):
one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars after two anonymous
donors pitched into help after dumping a whole lot of
rain on South Florida as a tropical storm over the weekend.
Hurricane Sally is now heading toward the Gulf Coast, putting
millions at risk with eighty five mile per hour winds.
The center of the storm is expected to move near
the coast of southeastern Louisiana today, making landfall late tonight

(52:19):
or early tomorrow morning. Forecasters say some areas could see
more than twenty inches of rain. And finally, Elvis mentioned
earlier that depending on where you were, you might be
able to see Venus in the early hours this morning.
While it looks like astronomers have found something else, very
weird and very unexpected in the clouds over there, they
found a chemical present that is usually only associated with

(52:40):
biological life. So does that mean there's life on Venus? Yes,
not necessarily, just yet, but scientists are acknowledging that this
is astonishing and out of the blue, and they're definitely
going to put more effort into the research of the
possibilities of life in Venus's atmosphere. How cool is that? Yeah?
And those are your three things? Well, so if we

(53:01):
call life from Mars a Martian, what do we call
life from Venus of Venetian? Venetianian? I don't know, Vener,
it's a vener all right, thank you. We give you
a ten dollars and happy Jack Hat. Free money phone
tap coming up after this. Hey, it's Lady Doug America.

(53:25):
This is Sam Smith. Hey there, it's Louis Duran, Elvis
Duran and the Morning Show. Duran. In the Morning Show,
you got any money free no okay, okay, okay, ten dollars,

(53:45):
but the bonus today with the free money phone tape,
you get ten dollars and a happy Jack hat. It
smells like Scary's head. Oh, I worried for a photograph.
I'm gonna go find my own and donate this one
to the winner of today's free money Okay, it smells
like a heady. Let's pray it. It'll come free sprayed.

(54:06):
So it is the free money phone tap if you
want to win the ten dollars and the happy Jack hat,
which is really the grand prize. I'll be called her
one hundred right now, one eight hundred two four two
zero one hundred. Who does today's phone taps? Daniel Here
we go, Elvis durand phone tap. Danielle, you are doing

(54:27):
the phone tap today? What do you have? All right?
So come from Jackie, she says. My hot headed older
sister Jennifer recently ran into some trouble with her computer company.
She sent the computer back to get the CD womp fixed,
and instead they wiped out the whole hard drive. She's
been fighting with them ever since. On the phone with
them this past week NonStop. Call her and tell her
that she's been causing problems with the computer company and

(54:47):
she hasn't been nice. So we're calling them from the
computer company. I like it when their letter tells you
exactly what to do. Yeah, me too. Did you follow
them to thee I followed them all right. Today's phone
tap listen, Yes, I'm looking for a Jenna from Maury please. Yeah,
this is Laura Tisler calling you from Product Complaints and him.
I'm hearing you was just having an issue. What happened?

(55:08):
I sent my last OOP to use three times and
I got it back three times not working okay, Because
I have a little thing here saying that you were
rude to my employees about boxes. That's all I have here.
I was supposed to get a box two times while
I hold twice to bring to send you guys back
computer again because it was sent back to me not
working well. It appears to me that you keep breaking

(55:29):
your computer and you feel like we're responsible. Well, I'm
not breaking it. I never even broke it. How can you?
Why would you be talking to me like this when
I'm the one that was inconvenience this whole time. I
got it on Friday, went away, came back, try to
use it and it didn't work? Okay? Why would you
have been being rude to me? So apparently while you
were away, somebody in your house must have tried to
lasses away. I can't even believe that you're saying this

(55:51):
to me right now, ma'am. Please come down. Don't tell me, ma'am.
You're calling me when an attitude telling me that I'm
being rude. I mean, I shouldn't even be as rude
as I should be since I'm getting confuted. That does
not even work. And now you're blaming me and someone
in my family? Okay because you oh? Because what? Um?
I have no more patience for this. Why would I

(56:11):
break something that I need from my work. I know
that a lot of people do that. They break in
the don't so everyone got there. That's very rude. You're
blaming me and someone in my family. How great are you? Man?
Where are you from? You have a very interesting accent. Okay,
I'm from New York. Is that a problem? Well, yeah,
that's why you're rude, because New Yorkers. I'm not even

(56:31):
believe this right now because I'm from New York. Are
you not from New York? Yes, I'm from New York. Okay,
well the two going in from? Where from? It doesn't
matter where I'm from, And there's no need to curse
of me, dear, No, because you're being rude. Where are
you from? Where's the supervisor? What's your name? And what's
your number? How New Yorkers speak? Yes, that's how they speak.

(56:52):
You have a problem with that I have. I'm from Michigan.
Who is it right now? Okay? First of all, you're
being very rude. Second of all, but now I'm being rude.
You could note it all up and down your account.
I don't cast excuse me? Her name? What's her name?
My name is Laura Tissler, Laura Pisler, t tis thank

(57:13):
you very much? What's her number? First of all? What
person are both? Tell me? First of all, I'm recording
this whole conversation. First of all, I'm recording this whole conversation,
so I'm good for you. I know he's recorded, so
then you could toll up all of the other conversations
that I had with you people, and you will say
that I was not rude. Okay, but he is right
now is rude? You're correct. Don't you think that's pretty
quick turnaround that I've already contacted you of trying to

(57:35):
fix the problem. No, you're not trying to fix the problem.
You're calling me saying that I was rude. No company
does that and mean one And this is the problem
on your thoughts, on your mind aecond. I can you
tell me this that I'm break the laptop? Then you
tell me that someone in my family breaks the laptop
and you think that's what you're supposed to say whom
no one's even home, so the laptop wasn't even taught.

(57:57):
How you finished yet? No, because honestly, you are gone.
You're gone. You can't listen to me. Here's the thing.
I'm gonna flip out. Okay, don't flip out. Please hold
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna put the book. I have
no idea who this woman is on the phone, and
she's going crazy on me. I don't know what's wrong

(58:18):
with her. She's I'm not I hear you. I hear you.
Oh my, oh my gosh. I don't know what to do.
Are you listening to the Hello? I didn't win the background.
I put you on hold. Now you didn't put me
on hold? More on, Okay, ma'am, the manager is gonna
be man. I just hired you, y'all okay, And I

(58:40):
told and I heard you glabbing your whole now about
a crazy lady. I'm sitting here and I'm baffled because
I don't know how it went a book baffle you.
I don't know how it went to you screaming at
the top of your lungs. You said, I, why do
you death to get utter? And you said he was
your family? What is this crap? Talk like this? What

(59:01):
is that? Because that's how you talk? Because you said,
where are you from? New York? So I can't say
nothing about your bitch little accent. I don't have if
you cancel my order, I don't give If you say
I'm so rude that they're not gonna fix the computer,
I don't give a I'll throw it in the street, ma'am.
I'm not now. I ain't focus. Is Laura Pistler is
to have no jobs. I'm know all my name is Pissler. Well,

(59:23):
you talk a little conversation. I'm gonna get my manager
for you, because I don't want to deal with this
sing pissler. Oh my gosh, it's you. It's just maybe
I'm gonna insult you, Laura Pissla. I didn't insult you. Well,
let's play bass the conversation. I'm let's hear your prissy
little attitude when you called me miss Pisswall. Maybe I'll

(59:45):
just play it on the radio. Hey, Jackie, are you there?
I'm here. This is Danielle Monaro from Elvis Turran in
the Morning Show. And you just got phone draft treating
me right now. I'm serious, your boys, sound is chamlion.
I'm like, it is more possible? Why is that? This
is happening? And guess what. I'm from the Bronx New Yeah,

(01:00:08):
you're gonna do that. Okay. Let me just tell you
how old that phone tap was. That was from two
thousand and seven. Yeah, where you're talking about fixing a
CD ROM in a computer that is so old? Oh
my god, We've got to do new phone taps. All right,
So there you go. There's your free money phone tap line.

(01:00:29):
Eighteen is Shicaina. I do believe Chicaina? Is that you? Yes?
Can you hear me? I can hear you? Can you
hear me, Chicaina? Yes? Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. Never.
I love you guys so much. You just made my day.
Oh you made our day because it's nice to know
someone's listening to this crap. We love you. Yes, that's

(01:00:53):
a long time. We've been here a long time, Hicina.
You just won the ten dollars free money phone tap.
But also better than that, we're gonna shoe you a
happy Jack hat that smells like Scary's head. I cannot wait.
I am so excited. Make sure I can I give that?
Can I give that ten dollars back to the Happy
Jack Foundation? Absolutely? You know we'll do. You know what

(01:01:16):
we'll do. We'll multiply it by a lot and we'll
make it a thousand dollars. Okay, yay, Oh my god, Yes,
that's amazing. I love what you guys do. Let me
tell you you are a You guys are just like
such a so much sunshine on my way to work.
And you know I teach. I'm a teacher, and I
teach middle school course and music. And I love listening

(01:01:37):
to you guys, and you just bring so much happiness
on my way to work and for the past ten
years as I've been having in my commute, and um,
I know plenty of my kids listen to you too.
So thank you so much, Skina. I think this could
be our favorite call in of the day. I think
you just won the prize. You just thank you, thank

(01:01:58):
you so much. You have a great day. You're awesome.
Hold on one second, hold on because Nate want to
say at least flirting. You can take that. There you go.
Huh kinda, oh my god. Kind she's got kind in
her name, I know, but kind of sounds like sort
of yeah, yeah, kind right, like not all the way,

(01:02:20):
but kind of. It's kind okay. Um, so another another
she's another ten dollar free money phone tap tomorrow and yeah.
If you want to know more about Jack's world, go
to a Happy Jack's about Happy Jack's World, go to
Happy jacksworld dot com and learn more about Jack and

(01:02:40):
the legacy he's uh, we're celebrating every day, all right. Um,
who's on the phone? Diamond? Is it Diamond? Oh my god?
The most beautiful woman in the world's Diamond. You know
we miss you. We miss you so much. I've been
following your Oh my god, your hair. Your new hair

(01:03:03):
color is so beautiful for fall. Following you is what
is a diamond's profile on Instagram? I want everyone to
see Diamond. It's Diamond Sincere at Diamond, Diamond Sincere. Hey.
So okay, here's the story. Diamond, of course, like the
rest of us, would come in here, drag ass in
here every friggin morning, uh, to do the morning show.
And then, of course, when the COVID hit, she out

(01:03:26):
of concern for her family, said no, okay, sorry, I
just said the brown word. So let me rephrase. I
just said we had to hit the dumb butt mm
because I said the the S word. Anyway, So Diamond
would come in to work with us every day and
in the middle of the night. But when the COVID hit,
she was like, I'm not gonna mess with this. I've
got I've got family I've got to protect. So she

(01:03:48):
stayed home, living under her her bed since March. And
then tell everyone about you and your family, how many
people live in the house and what you discovered the
other day, Diamond. So it's four of us who live
in else three of which have been in the house
for six months. We barely go outside. My dad goes
out every day because he has to go to work.

(01:04:10):
But three of us who have been in sust entire
time have tested positive for the antibodies. But my dad
it's negative. Oh my gosh, So you had this. You
had this almost the entire time, you think, maybe, yeah,

(01:04:32):
a long time ago. Yeah, I think so. I mean,
we were all in and out of the hospitals at
the top of the year because my grandfather was in
the hospital. We would all go every day. Um, that's
the only thing that makes me think that it had
to have been like months ago, you know what I mean. Um,
but isn't that insane? But I'm losing my mind. Diamond

(01:04:55):
has been in her room for the past six months
because I'm scared to expose my grandmother time. She had
it already. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, okay, so we still
aren't at one hun certainty. If you get it at
one point, to have the antibodies, then you're you're you're safe.
We we don't know for sure, but we a lot
of people are assuming that could be the fact, right,

(01:05:16):
I mean, what do you know, would see it could
be I've found out that well, technically we all can
get it again. So we're all still pretty like, okay, fine,
we could have an outside for a week or two,
maybe months ago, but not like massed up and stuff. Um.
But honestly the only thing that we're sure of is
that there's nothing to be sure of, you know, like

(01:05:39):
you don't know everything, you know what I So we're
still on alert. My grandmother now thinks that she can
give someone COVID through her antibodies, and I'm like, calm down.
Grandmothers are supposed to be concerned, you know, that's where
they are. But yeah, other than that, we have no clue.
My dad is freaking out. He thinks he has like

(01:06:00):
he got a false but he's like, test again. I'm like,
calm down, I know, but I agree with your dad,
because when I tested negative for the antibodies, which was
early on, and they said those tests even then weren't
that accurate. But when I tested negative for the antibodies,
I was like, you go back and tested again, right, Yeah,
I felt like yeah, I walked on. But the thing

(01:06:23):
about it is that my father and I were tested
twice for antibodies because we were tested what maybe a
month ago. Now you have to wait like ten days
for your results and lost our blood work, so we
had to go back and do it again. He's just like, no,
something isn't right. Oh my god, calmed down, Daddy, calmed down.

(01:06:47):
But yeah, so well sat Listen, Diamond, there are so
many stories like yours out there, and this every day
is exactly as you said. No one has put it
as well as you put it. The only thing we're
certain about is uncertainty, and so we just don't know.
We just don't know. Hey, Diamond, we love you, We
miss you, can't wait to see you and you and

(01:07:09):
your family stay safe and don't get all sassy because
you got the antibodies. Now. I miss you guys too.
I love you guys. Are hugs hugs, all right, love you,
tell your family hello for us. Okay, there you go.
Oh wow, so okay, let's I guess we'll do the

(01:07:32):
Daniel Report next. You want to do that? Is that
what we're doing? Straight Night? Yeah? All right? Straight Night
just doesn't care about the show anymore. Yeah, I'm Nate,
I'm watching it on the zoomer. You're not even you
don't even know who you exist. You know you're here
to serve the show. Oh hello, what are we talking about?

(01:07:52):
All right, let's take a break. We'll be back after this.
Hey guys, this is Seleni Goss. What's it's Fletchers Duran
dare you mis durandew Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.
Hey guys, we all know bedtime can be a battle
for both you and your kids. For instance, my son

(01:08:12):
used to struggle to fall asleep. Fortunately, we discovered Vic's
peers E's Kids, Melotone and gummies to help him fall asleep. Naturally,
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guys make my day every single day. I'm like rocking.
I thank you for keeping me company. I love you
every day. This Morning Show, ever, you guys are freaking

(01:08:34):
phenomenal show. Hey, um, have you seen these shirts? The
I Love Elvis Durand shirts? No? No, right here, hold on,

(01:08:54):
I'm holding it up in the zoom room. There they
are seen that I Heart Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
So I saw these online. I'm like, oh wow, those
are cool. Who's selling those? Not us? Oh it's not us, No,
it's not it's sweet. It's actually you know, it looks

(01:09:15):
no offense, but this is a trademark show, and you know,
right if you you know, if you print up shirts
they say I love Elvis dre in the Morning Show
and it's not us and you're making money off of it,
then technically it's illegal. But those are our colors and everything.
I know. But here's my problem. Here's my problem. I
don't have a problem with it. Okay, So I'm online
on this on the on Instagram. It's called Kimberly's Trendy Boutique,

(01:09:40):
and uh I saw these several weeks ago, and I
just I liked it. I'm like, oh, I like that shirt.
That's us. Wait wait, wait, wait a minute, who's selling this?
You can buy them? Okay, So yeah, technically it's illegal. Yeah,
but I have a problem with it because she's promoting
our show that I think it's great. But she's making
money off of right, that's the problem. Well, but my

(01:10:02):
problem again is I don't have a problem with it. Look,
it's Kimberly's Trendy Boutique. You can look it up on Instagram.
Feel free to go buy as many shirts as you want.
She's obviously, I'm hoping I want to talk to her.
I hope she's a fan of the show. Now, look,
if it was like Nike or someone like that selling
Calvistrand merchant, I said, then I would have an issue.
I want to go in for the cut, you know um.

(01:10:22):
And they would never do that. They have attorneys that
would tell them not to do it. Obviously Kimberly didn't
checking the attorney didn't ask anyone permission. And again I'm
fine with it. It goes back to the Remember those
morning shows. There was one up in Vermont that was
ripping us off. Yea. They would actually listen to a
phone tap and they would write it down word for word,

(01:10:43):
and they would act it out and they would play
them back on their show, Gundy's Before You Were Here,
and Scary is likes not rage ch ripping a show
off and I'm like, I don't care. Let him five
pissed me off. Yeah, that was the same show with
Chantelle's Big Box. Yeah, the same place that pissed me
off because we did all the work and then they

(01:11:04):
went back and didn't do anything but transcribe the works
the same thing we're doing. We're doing the works and
she's selling shirts off of our show. That's not right.
Like if I started, she's promoting the show Frog at
least she's promoting the show. Chantelle was not promoting the
show promoting. If I went today and started Froggy's boutique
and I started selling shirts with like the New York

(01:11:25):
Giants logo on them, or the Jets logo or the
Buccaneers logo, they would they would, They would sue me.
They would. You can't do that, they would sue you.
It's the same thing and I have. But I'm telling
it's not. I mean, I don't care. It's like, I
don't get upset at this. I hope Kimberly's boutique sells
a billion of them. I want. I think that's great.
I love the fact that she's just scrab I'm just
gonna sell them. I don't. You know. It doesn't mean

(01:11:48):
I don't. She sells a billion of them, are we
then gonna say, Okay, now you owe us some of that? Okay,
I don't. I don't think she's gonna sell a billion. No,
but for all of us, I hope shows a billion.
By the way, I don't know, cheaper than ours. Thirty
six dollars? What why? Alright, I want to cut now,

(01:12:08):
never mind, I want to cut. I thought they were
like ten Bucks's expensive. Oh no, I want her. I
want her to charge a little more. That's an expensive
Disney characters on them too, Disney step. Okay, I can't
help her with those. That's a copyright infringement. But if
if she wants to sell the the I Love Elvis

(01:12:30):
Durand in the Morning Show shirt for thirty six dollars,
it's an Etsy it's an Etsy account. Yeah, then you know, okay,
you know, I'll keep an eye on it, but you
know whatever, it's likely. I used to do children's birthday
parties and the place I worked for didn't want to
pay for the rights. So when somebody wouldn't want like
Rapunzel to come, they would ask for we want the

(01:12:52):
princess with the long hair like yeah, way, like they
wouldn't give him the names. You know you have that.
Do you have Joanne on the phone? Yeah? Is Nate
not listening today? Nate? Yes? Do you have Joanne on
the phone? Yes? Why why are we having your communication issue?

(01:13:13):
You and me? Hello, it's here? When you're not even
looking at me? I'm like, do you're not my screen?
Do you? Guys? And been listening to you for the
past thirty I asked him if she was on the phone.
He didn't even answer me. I thought, no, you're the
mic go to guy. You're my guy. Joanne is on

(01:13:33):
the phone. She's live with you. Now, Okay, thank you, Joanne.
I'm doing fine. So do you You went onto this
boutique's website and you bought this shirt thirty six dollars worth? Right?
Was it thirty six when you bought it too? Yes?
It work. That's so expensive. And what it was? It
was a story on fan page and it said, mister

(01:13:55):
Michael Appenheimer is my favorite marked. Oh wait wait, there's
another shirt for mister Michael. Mister Michael Oppenheimer. Wow, hold
on that. That's my character. That miss marsh Kalopsis is
feeling a little left out right now. I'm she's an

(01:14:15):
old lady. Have some respect, right, So thirty six dollars
for the I Love Elvis Rain Morning Show shirt. It
was it's the Michael Oppenheimers shirt at the same price.
I didn't see that on the list, So my question
was was it that I bought it Okay, sure, everyone
else on the show is butt hurt over it, and

(01:14:36):
but I and it's my name. Basically, I don't, I
don't should I have a problem with this. I don't
have a problem with it. I'm okay, look, you know
I don't. But on the other hand, I don't want
to set an example where everyone's gonna become up with
the elvist rain shirt. And also, you know all these
people who are selling on Etsy and you know, these

(01:14:58):
online people, I don't want them to think that they
can start like ripping people off and get away with it,
you know. So I don't want to set a bad
example there. But at the same time, I'm flattered that
she did the and it's a great design. Yeah, she designed.
She did a great job. So I mean, I'm assuming
it's a she I don't know, did you Did you
actually talk to this person or you just ordered off

(01:15:20):
mail or mail order? I just ordered. I haven't gotten
it yet. Oh oh okay, well let's keep an eye
on that, because yeah, this thing say that again. I'm sorry,
I said, Danielle husband showed him. Sure that said I

(01:15:41):
am the squirrel King. Oh yes, he got that. I
am the squirrel King. Shirt. Thank you very much. I
remember see him wearing hold On, hold On, hold On, Joe.
And how long ago did you order the Elvis Drain
Morning Show shirt from this this person? I thought a
week ago, maybe a couple of days ago. Okay, so
so it still hasn't had time to arrive, all right. Yeah,

(01:16:02):
will you let us know if you win or if
you don't receive it. I'd like to know more about that.
Of course, I can send it to you guys if
you want. Oh no, no, no, no, no no, it's okay,
But but I appreciate you letting us know though, I
very much. I saw this shirt online weeks ago and
I thought it was I was very impressed, and I
realized I don't know who's making money off of us.

(01:16:22):
It's okay, all right, listen, listen, thanks for listening to us, Joanne.
You go have a great day. Enjoy your shirt when
it gets there. Okay, Okay, thank you very much. Okay,
bye bye. Yeah, okay, it's illegal. I mean so is speeding,
you know, speed all the time in my car. Somebody
came up with a great idea. In the text message,
they say that they think that this woman should donate

(01:16:43):
the profits of these shirts to the Phone Tap Fund
since we don't have any money to give away. Wow,
I can think of much more worthy organizations that our money.
No offense. Okay, Scary, you were wearing your shirt the
other day that said, Michaelpheimer is my favorite do mark.
That's the shirt that she spoke of. Yeah, they sent

(01:17:04):
one to me. It has my name on the shirts
aka Scary Jones Son. Are they selling them? Yeah, it's
it's it's right there next to the other, the Elvis
to Ram shirt. Now, just does it bother you that
they're they're selling a shirt with your character's name on there,
and you're not getting a penny off of it. At first,
I was a little taken aback by it, But you're
making it. You're actually softening the blow, and you're actually

(01:17:26):
making a good case Elvis. I'm actually less offended the
fact that you're not offended because I'm part of your brand.
See now she's coming out with a whole line of shirts.
Apparently she's making shirts about everybody on the show, so
it's each individual person up to there. You know, well,
I will tell you this. You know, I heart could
have a problem with it, but I don't I don't know.
I haven't heard from him. What's what's up? Should we
at least get approval if they're making his shirt, you

(01:17:49):
know about us shoun we at least get approval on
that on this leg merchandise. Look, if it was if
it was offensive, or if it was really not tasteful
at all, we would we would stick the dogs on him.
I have no problem doing that. But I just I
don't see you problem. I think it looks like a
nice shirt. It looks good and okay, you know, yeah,
I would have thought it came from us. She's doing

(01:18:09):
a good job. No, actually, it's better than the crap
we put out. I think her shirts much better than anything.
Now I'm kidding. I will tell you there was one
year we did a ZE one hundred concert out at
Nassau Coliseum a Long Island, and when we were leaving,
there were these guys out in the parking lot selling
ZE one hundred shirts and they were cool. They were

(01:18:30):
total bootleg. They were much cooler than the ones we
were selling inside. So I've got one. I'm like. Scotty
used to go out there and he used to be
like the patrol for that. He would go and he
would take the shirts away from all the bootleggers and
yell at them and really know that. I think I've
spent thirty dollars. I bought our own bootleg shirt. It

(01:18:50):
was a rainbow shirt. It was really cool. All right?
So who are who is ripping us off today? How
are you going to rip us off? We want to
hear from you now? You want to start a new
Elvis drain on a show line of what name it?
You know? Would you be offended, Elvis if she started
printing copies of your book? Where do I begin and
selling and selling those? We'll see that's those those books

(01:19:11):
actually belong to Simon Schuster. They would have a big
problem with that. Yeah. Yeah, I only get a little,
teeny tiny piece of that anyway. So what about okay, Nate,
Nate needs to have like a blood spattered shirt. Yeah,
it says what, I'm not a murderer. Yeah, Nate is
a murderer. I wouldn't approve of that because you know,

(01:19:33):
I'm not a murderer. And then she's having random people
walking around with that shirt says I'm a murderer. He
is perpetuating this myth? What what what would Danielle's shirt
be like, listen curse words, or I steal bananas from
the grocery store. No, I don't do that anymore. You're
hanging up about Gandhi. What's gandhi shirt gonna say? Would

(01:19:55):
you have? It's still a binge of her token up.
I think that's or every animal in the world and
Gandhi in the middle of them all said hello anyway,
not offended, but not yet. We're gonna We're gonna monitor
this situation. What's that scary on naughty cookie box? They're selling? Hello,
Lady Penis cookies? All right, he is, I want to

(01:20:23):
go there. Uncle Johnny could have a problem with the
little Lady Penis cookies. Look at this? Is that funny?
I don't know, it's only it's kind of funny. I
was just thinking, like the things in this world that
set me off and things that don't, Maybe I should
reverse those. Maybe the things the things that I should
be mad at and I'm not I should be mad at,
you know, and the things that I do be mad at,

(01:20:44):
I should just let them go. I don't know. All right,
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. God do you want to be mad. The
three things that may make you mad. I don't know
what is happening right now, Gandhi, what's going on right
Let's start in LA. The two Los Angeles County Sheriff's
deputies who are shot in that ambush and Compton over

(01:21:04):
the weekend are expected to survive. Their conditions have been
changed from critical to stable, and a really sad video
is now circulating online of one of the deputies tending
to her partner after they had both been shot. The
shooter is still on the loose. The reward for the
information leading to an arrest has now reached one hundred
and seventy five thousand dollars after two anonymous donors pitched
into help. On top of that, a Los Angeles County

(01:21:27):
sheriff now wants Lebron James to put up his own
money to match or double that. The search now continues
for dozens of people who are missing among those deadly
wildfires burning across Oregon. The Oregon Office of Emergency Management
says fifty people are unaccounted for, and the agency is
urging all evacuees to please register with the American Red

(01:21:47):
Cross as they continue the search for survivors. Meanwhile, the
governor is saying that the smoke that's blanketing the entire
state is a reminder that this tragedy has not yet
come to an end. And finally, on a much lighter note,
Taco Bell has a new menu item. Sadly, it's only
available in Canada right now, but Elvis, I think you'll
like it because it's wine. It's called Halapino Noir and

(01:22:08):
it's meant to be paired with their toasted cheesy Chaloupa.
I know. It's about nineteen bucks that can be purchased
at multiple locations in Ontario as well as online, and
they say it has notes of wild strawberry, cherry and
beat root if that's what you're into, and those are
your three things. Thank you, gandhi U taking a break.
We'll be back after this. This is wild. This is wild.

(01:22:33):
Hello ladies, Hello, hey guys. We all know bedtime can
be a battle for both you and your kids. For instance,
my son used to struggle to fall asleep. Fortunately we
discovered Vic's Peers These Kids Meloton and gummies to help
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near the morning show is Elvis Duran in the morning show. Hey, so, um,

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we need to go around the room. We need to
get some sound in here with Garrett. We're going to
talk about Drew Barrymore. I love her And did you
see her on CBS Sunday morning? I did not. You know,
she has a big show talk show that's launching. What
a weird time to launching show. It launched yesterday on CBS,

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and they visited her on the set and talked to
her about you know, how she's gonna do her show.
But Drew Barrymore, what a history, what a story? And
she has been you know, she's been on camera in
the public ice and she was a little girl doing
commercials and now here she is with her own talk show,
and she really Her philosophy on her show is basically,
I think sort of like the philosophy on this show,

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have fun, fund some positive in things. You know, you
gotta stop down and talking about serious stuff every once
in a while, but then get back to the fun.
You know. Yeah, if you follow her on social she's
always having so much fun, laughing at herself and giving
cool makeup tips or food tips or different things. She's
very family oriented. It's really cool. So are they shooting
in New York? Is she here? I don't know. Was

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she here yesterday? When she was? She did something here yesterday?
Was here yesterday? She helped to light the Empire State
Building lights yesterday. Then I'm assuming she's doing her show
here and they're showing on her set. How you know,
it's usually in an interview set. There's a chair here
and a chair here, right, and they actually can make
it seamless where whoever's in the other chair can actually

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be in Los Angeles and there they still look like
they're in the studio with her. Wow, they could be
on another room down the hall at CBS. Anyway, I
love Drew Barrymore. I'm dying to get her on our show,
welcome her to New York and talk talk to her
about it, anything and everything she wants to talk about.
She was at our jingle ball last year last Christmas,
and I saw her. I was in the line behind

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her in the bathroom and she was waiting. She had
a daughter with her and she was waiting had her.
She was nervous that leave her daughter by herself. But
I wanted to talk to her so badly, but we
were being pulled to the stage and I had a
piece so fast, and though I can't even talk to her. Yeah,
I never even know who's at the jingle Ball concert
because they just make us work work anyway. So Drew Barrymore,

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if you can't check out our show, it's on CBS. Um,
let's see what else I want to talk about. Let's
go around the room. Let's see what's on your mind.
Let's read those those minds of yours. We'll start with Danielle. Danielle,
what's going on? So yesterday we went for a picnic
with some of my family who was houch a beautiful day,
and my little niece wanted to fly a kite. So Preston,

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my eleven year old's very good at flying kites. So
he was like, I know what to do. Because she
couldn't get it to stay in the air. He says,
I'm going to give her a running start. So he
ran with the kite in his hand, and then he
passed it off to her like the torch and the Olympics.
And as she's running, she just kept continuing and the
kite stayed in the air. It was the coolest thing
ever to see cousin helping cousin and just the fact

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that she got this kite in the air. It was
very very cool. So we were very excited. And kite
flying really is so much fun and it's just this
feeling of freedom. And you can get cheap kites on Amazon,
so maybe it's something you want to think about doing.
Might be fun kind flying yea, dear Amazon people, Sorry,
another delivery the kite. What's up, Gandhi. I know we

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talked about it earlier, but I have to say, if
you are looking for something interesting to watch on Netflix,
you gotta check out My Octopus Teacher. It is so cool,
it's so informative. I know it sounds goofy, but if
you actually watch it, it's really really good. It's just
about a filmmaker who has this very interesting friendship with
an octopus, the life of an octopus, and how he
got it. It was just awesome. Do it. It's uplifting.

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You'll like it. You know what, when you Gandhi, when
you suggest a show, it's usually pretty good. It's usually yeah,
you know, and you're you know, you're a little different
like the rest of us, so you're like unique things. Hey, Frogy,
what's going on with you. I'm convinced my wife has
a couple of traits of a serial killer, and one
of them is opening bags. Like I'm one of those people.

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I like to open the bag like very nicely, Like
I use as scissors a lot of times to open
a bag, if it has like a reclosable top. Not Lisa.
She rips into it like a savage animal and tears
it down half the bag and then it stuff gets stale. Like,
I don't understand why she can't just open the bag nicely.
Last night we got a bag of those little mellow
cream pumpkins. She just tore half the bag down the side.

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Now and now they're going stale. I'm like, no, no, no,
just get a pair of scissors and cut the top.
It makes it makes it little imperative to eat them
as quickly as maybe faster. No no, no, no no.
Don't open things easily so they're easily closed. Don't tear
the bag. It's like cereal. Scotty Bean knows how I am.
He doesn't like it when people tear the bag of cereal.

(01:27:37):
That's the side of a serial killer. What's up with
you today? You know, I just an observation. I caught
some of the games for a week one in the
football this this this weekend, of course, and I noticed
that there was so many, uh, you know, the soundtrack
of what would be at a game, like the screams
and the yells of cheers and everything like that with
all the place. But meanwhile at the stadium, they're not

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getting that right, They're not too much of that. So
how are these games going to be affected or not
affected by like, you know, teams like the Seahawks who
are known for like the Twelfth Man, where it's so
loud that it affects the field of play. I'm just
wondering how some of these you know teams are gonna
you know, fair it's gonna be very very different from them,
absolutely and already yeah, it's it sounds like a practice.

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Actually it's like a real game. Yeah, frog. Well, some
of the pipe thing crowd noise, like you would notice
it would be a crescendo, like a really louder part
of the crowd noise, But nothing happened on the field
during the louder part of the crowd noise. It was
like when when they put that together, they didn't they
didn't like think about that part of it, whether it
be like a really big play in the crowd. Noise
did not get any louder. It's like, what a second?

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What happened? Much? That name? It needs work. We're pretty
used to silence when we perform, so make much of
a difference for us, right, shut them up and no
one's laughing laughing. All right, let's go to the kitchen
of Garrett Garrett the kids for breakfast to add some
Oh they had some pancakes and walls and they just

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left to further their education at school. Oh good, good,
So what sound do you have for us today? All right,
let's start with Jeopardy. It is back, and here's Alex
Trebek talking about the new set that they are filming
the show on. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. As Jeopardy begins, it's
thirty seventh season of original quiz programming, with a few

(01:29:23):
changes having been made to adjust for COVID nineteen. The
most obvious, of course, you can see right now, we
have separated our lecterns so to provide a little extra
distancing social distancing between the players. We have done the
same thing for our staff and crew. We're trying to
provide as safe an environment as possible as we produce

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these new programs for your enjoyment. How can a human
being formed sentences so beautifully like that? Seriously, he's just
the best. He's as smart, he's a national treasure. He's
one of those guys they call the smart guy. Yeah,
you really can't cheat on Jeopardy too, because you're even
more spread out from the contestants. James Cordon, he started

(01:30:05):
his new season of his show last night from hold
who cheats on Jeopardy? Where they can't have no they
have little partitions between the people that you can't really see,
but you you can catch a side of them. You
can't cheat on Jeopardy. You can't meet gays on Jeopardy.
They're gonna catch Go ahead, James and James Gordon started

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his new season of his show last night, but he
wasn't in studio because he came into contact with someone
who had the coronavirus. So he is doing his show
from his house over zoom. So there's a body double
with a TV in the studio and he is doing
the show like that. I know what you'll think, King,
where am I right now? But I can tell you

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because today I was told that i'd come into contact
with someone who recently tested positive for COVID nineteen. I've
taken a test. That test has come back negative. But
out of an abundance of court and for everyone that
works in the show, I'm going to host the show
over zoom way more than six feet apart from anyone,

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but my face will still be here in the studio.
Look at that. I'm on TV while I'm on TV.
It's a classic. It's a double TV. Love him sorry,
Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd teaming up with New York Governor
Andrew Cuomo to talk to millennials about wearing masks. Paul
Rudd here, actor and certified young person. A few days ago,

(01:31:29):
I was talking on the iPhone with my homie, Governor Cuomo,
and he's just going off about how US millennials need
to wear masks because get this, apparently a lot of
COVID is transmitted by US millennials. No cap so qualms
asked me, It's like, Paul, you gotta help, what are
you like twenty six? And I didn't correct him. Let's
real talk masks. They're totally beast So slide that into

(01:31:53):
your DMS and a Twitchet the way fifty one right there,
we're talking about Drew Barrymore. Just a second ago, she
teamed up with Adam Sandler for her show to recreate
a scene from fifty First Dates, but make it more
modern for today's time. You have a thing called amnetia,
and I am your husband. We have a daughter and

(01:32:17):
she's about forty now or something like that. I know
it's bananas. I'm not done yet. It's twenty twenty, and
we're also in the middle of a pandemic, which is
a terrible thing. Baseball games are now being played in
front of cardboard people. Sounds kind of like you're making

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this up. All right, let's play a game. It's called
why was this student late for their zoom class? So
the student came into zoom. Teacher said why were you late?
And the student answered, but why do you think the
student was late for class? I don't know. Oh, I
don't know. I'm sure the answer is something none of

(01:32:59):
us would Yes, all right, we'll give the answer, then
make sure your videos on. Yeah I'm here. Okay, So
you said you're walking your chicken, Yes, ma'am, there you go.
That's a totally valid reason. Those chickens need to be walked.
They need to be walked. And then finally, let's end
on a good fart. Okay. This woman was stretching with

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her coach and she let one rip. Oh my god,
Oh yeah, that sounds like Nate wasive audio from yesterday.
I love that. We love a good fart video. Thank
you very much, Garrett, You're a good American. Have a
beautiful day to day. We'll tomorrow. Okay, all right, all right,

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there you have it. Sound is anyone else out there
expecting high ratings because they're playing the sounds of women farting? Well,
the fart video was really good and it sounded like
there was some splatter, So I feel like it was
import for us to highlight what happened there. All right, Danielle,

(01:34:06):
you ready to go? All right, daniel all right, So
this is pretty cool. There is a book coming out
next month. This is for Nate. Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon.
Game of Thrones and the Untold story of the epic series.
In the book, you learn a lot of cool things.
One thing is the power of Jason Momoa. When they
were filming the Game of Thrones pilot, a horse got

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visibly aroused during a Jason Momoa sex scene. It's I
understand in the book. Are you sure that? And how
did all the other horses not get aroused? Let's talk
about those weirdos. It's so crazy, but all these things
are in the book. Chadwick Boseman was buried. He was

(01:34:49):
laid to rest about eleven miles from his hometown in Anderson,
South Carolina. His cause of death is listed as multiple
organ failure caused by the colon cancer that he secretly
suffered from for four years now. A lot of people
didn't know. He had two surgeries. One was in twenty sixteen,
right after his diagnosis, and then the other one was
in March of this year to remove the cancer because

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it had gotten worse. So obviously best still going out
to his family. So I don't know if you saw
the Masks Singer Special the other night, but they gave
us a little sneak peek at a lot of the
costumes that we were going to see and really really
cool Popcorn Giraffe, Jellyfish, dragon Lips, squiggly Monster, the watching
McCall it, the Gremlin, the Mushroom. I could go on

(01:35:32):
and on, but Season four looks like it's going to
be a lot of fun. So can't wait for that
September twenty third, that's all coming. And on the way,
Demmy Lavado was a little upset because people were online
trying to start a feud between her and Selena Gomez.
So what happened was they started circulating these alleged screenshots

(01:35:53):
and videos from Demi's fiance Max, in which he was
gushing about Selena and claiming he was in love with
her and wanted to marry her. Jimmy is insisting that
the posts are fake and that they were doctored, but
she went as far as to say, look, stop putting
women against each other. It's absolutely ridiculous. You know, there's
a lot of other things going on. I know, you know,

(01:36:15):
nobody has anything else to do in twenty twenty, but
come on, I mean, it's ridiculous. So she was not
a happy camper and I wouldn't be either. I really
wouldn't be. Alicia Keys self titled albums coming out on Friday.
You know that she has been added to our iHeart
Music Festival. Friday and Saturday. That's this weekend, isn't it. Yes,
it's Friday and Saturday. Yeah, so that's going on this

(01:36:37):
weekend and yesterday you're going to be on it, So
hope you on your calendar. I better put that on
the okay. And then yesterday there was a hashtag ri
I p jk Rowling. Did you see that one? So
she is getting canceled. And here's the reason why. She
has a new book called Troubled Blood. And there's a
male male serial killer that dresses as a woman, um

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while going out on the killing spree, and a lot
of people got pissed off and decided it was time
for cancel culture for her. So she has not passed away.
According to other people, she's just been canceled. So yeah,
and this is my favorite story of the day because
it's just so ridiculous. There's a YouTuber who did a
live stream and he called it Poopelosi. He filmed himself

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pooping on Nancy Pelosi's driveway and he said it was
a peaceful protest because of the homeless people in San Francisco,
and obviously the police came and took him. Some problems. Yeah,
it's some problems, but I mean i'd come on, this
is what we're doing now on YouTube? Come on? Um, Yes,
so uh so um uh Gandhi likes My Octopus Teacher

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on Netflix. I'm still loving Doctor Foster. There's Big Brother,
Love Island, America's Got Talent, Below Deck Mediterranean, a lot
of good things on television tonight. And that's My Daniel
up in Ontario. Soone broke into a house over the weekend.
They didn't steal anything, but they pooped in the dishwasher.
I don't yeah exactly. So I'm trying to figure out, like,

(01:38:07):
how does that? Where does that come from? What I
know where it comes from? You know what I'm saying.
That's a little weird. I'm going to break into their house.
See that house over there? What's this? You know? You
go in and you break in and you poo in
the dishwasher? Seems personal and pooing in the dishwasher is
not easy. Now, don't know how would you know that? Frog? Well,
because you gotta co mean, hey, would would you climb

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in there? I mean, I mean you got to like
put the door down. I mean it's a lot of work.
I mean you could have just done it somewhere else,
may on a plate and then they put it in
the dishwasher. Okay, okay, maybe that and then it rolled
off the plate, so it looks right, these are the mysteries,
so gross. Uh, what do you want to do? Yesterday

(01:38:49):
we uh, we took a ride over to sit outside
to have some lunch for our anniversary at near Turtleback
Zoo right over in uh where I'm Short Hills. Yeah,
and I was thinking, God, go into the zoo. It
reminds me of just being a kid and you know it,
and later in life I've started to go to as

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many zoos as possible when it was safe because Alex
is in the zoo business, and I know Bronk Zoo
is now open. You can get in there. You you
gotta buy tickets ahead of time, and there's a process,
but it's worth it. What can you think? What can
you think of from when you were a kid that
you would love to do that would take you back.
Another thing I was thinking about was fishing. That was
something I did as a kid. Because do you miss

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something you did as a kid that you need to
try to know? I'm trying to think of the things
I don't do because I feel like a lot of
the things that I did as a kid that I
love I still do as an adult. I'm not letting
someone take them from like that. Yeah, that's actually a
great idea, you know what I do. Miss This is
so silly if I used to do it with my
kids as well, going to like a Disney on Ice

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and all those shows like that. Like as a kid,
my grandfather and my mom would take me, and then
growing up up I took my kids. But my kids
have outgrown that, so to me, it's so weird now
like that, I can't you know, they don't want to
go to Dizzy, they don't want to go see Elmo,
you know, on stage singing a song with Abby Kadabbe, Like,
they don't want to go. I'd rather take a poo

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and a dishwashers and go see that. Yeah you know what,
but yeah, go to the zoo. Your local zoos are open.
I know, Zoo Miami open yesterday as well. Yea yeah, Froggy,
what are you thinking? What do you want to do
again as you did as a kid. When I was young,
my grandfather, my mom's dad, used to take used to
take his bike and my bike and we'd go to
the city park and we would ride around this big
lake in the middle of the city. Park and we'd

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feed the ducks and like, I remember that as a kid,
and that's like, if I did that again, I would
feel like I was being a little boy again. Right,
come on, Condy, what are you doing now that the
rest of us forgot to do? Oh? So one of
the things that I still do. If it's hot outside,
I will turn on a hose and run through a
sprinkler or play on the slipping slide. I don't care,
I don't need a pool. I will still go outside
and play. I still like to do sleepovers with my

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friends all the time, and we do that whenever we can.
I think the thing I miss the most is the
accessibility of all my friends because now we're kind of
grown ups and we live in all these different places
around the country, so I don't get to see them.
And I miss pulling up on my bike and being like, hey,
can at least come out and play? That was the
best Yeah, right, look at Nate. Nate needs to get
out and be a kid again. I would love to.

(01:41:19):
I would love a nice snowstorm to go sledding. I
still do that. I love it. I would love that.
I love going sleigh Ready h and Danielle was talking
about flying a kite, you know, flying a kite. Yeah,
and Garrett was saying, like sliding down a slide. We're
just scary. You know what we should do. We should

(01:41:40):
go and turn on you know, the fire hose in
the Brooklyn and Bronx the way we used to do it. Yeah,
the fire the fire Yeah, the fire height. You know what,
They provide free caps. Now, how great is that? They
know you're going to open up the fire highs with
a wrench. They literally they have these sprinkler caps. If
you died like six one one one of those you
know a numbers, you can actually get one for your

(01:42:02):
neighborhood and it fits right over the fire hydrants. So
the water comes out in a conservative way. Look at
it a conservative way. Okay. So that's that's our challenge.
Figure out how you're going to get outside and play today.
Go get that done. I think I'm definitely gonna I
need I needed a zoo, I need some animals. The
animals miss yet then they miss you know you know

(01:42:23):
all right? By the way, is the Sheriff's office still
keeping you out of playground? Scary? Are you allowed to
go back? He thought about it for a second, like
he puts the mask on, they don't recognize it. All right,
let's take a break. We're back after this. Oh my god,

(01:42:44):
I'm getting myself on the radio now. Okay, sorry, guys
in the morning show. If you're looking for something to do,
I heart radio personality. Elvis Duran may be able to
help all of us out in the morning. God, the
things you guys talk about while the songs are playing

(01:43:04):
like a full on argument. Well, I tell you what.
That's where we come up with a fifteen minute morning
show podcast. You gotta watch it. We're in the zoom
room together. We we post a new one every Monday
through Thursday at Elvis durand Show on Instagram. Yesterday's I'm sorry,
so stupid, but it seems like every day we're talking
about Pooh on the on the podcast we've got. It's

(01:43:25):
not our fault, though, because the guys on this show
do dumbass things and Pooh comes up. That's what happens. Yeah,
thank you. Daniel Scotti has a plague. I don't care
what anyone says. Scottie has a plague, the pooponic plague,
ye plague, pop on it plague anyway, So a new
fifteen minute morning show podcast coming up. All right, Oh

(01:43:51):
my gosh, I can you know, you know, being in
being a Floridian as you are, froggy, you don't really
truly understand what we're going through up here in the Northeast.
Every year, when fall starts to happen, it gets cold.
I mean it was down to forty five degrees outside
my house last night, so we had the windows open
and I woke up shivering. And I'm not ready. I

(01:44:14):
don't feel like we really got a summer at all.
I feel like soon for that summer. Well, I had
a friend who just moved, actually lived on my street,
and they moved to Vermont. He texted me yesterday and said, oh,
it's in the thirties. I'm like, dude, it's the middle
of September. It shouldn't be in the thirties already. Uh well, yeah, yeah,
it's this is where it starts turning. It's right around now. Yeah.

(01:44:34):
But they in Florida with the crazy people. Okay, you're
one up. I know right then. I don't know. I'm
just I if I could find a place to move,
maybe you can help me with this. They only had
spring summer and fall. I don't want winter. Where is that?
Where is spring? Summer in falling? About San Diego? I
don't know. Do they have a fall there? It's like

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seventy two and sunny year round? Right there? You go me,
San Diego has the perfect year round weather. Okay, but
I do I do want an autumn. I I like
it here in the Northeast. When there's autumn, it's apple
pies and pumpkins and all that kind of stuff. It's beautiful.
But there's nothing worse to me than looking at a
tree that has no leave. I want to just crawl

(01:45:16):
up every tree and staple the leaves on one. Scary,
you know. I was hearing a lot of weather people
talk about the fact that we are being robbed of
those in between seasons, of the springs and the falls,
and we're going right from summer to winter because here
in the Northeast, all of a sudden, we just got
a forty degree temperature drop, you know, and then oh
it's gonna go back up to eighty tomorrow or Thursday,

(01:45:38):
and then oh my god, next day, boom back to
or at night fit down to forty one degrees. It's insanity.
Where's seventy degree weather best friends. She lives in Denver.
Last Monday, it was ninety seven degrees. On Wednesday, they
were blanketed with snow. Yeah, that's crazy, yet it's it's
a wild ride. We're on absolutely. Oh, hear the dogs,

(01:45:58):
the dogs are awake. I gotta go. I love my dogs.
I was looking into you know, Max's eyes to me
are just windows into his soul. He is an old
soul dog, old soul dog. He will stare you in
the eye and just he'll stare you down and just
look at you. And he he looks as if he's

(01:46:19):
I know, he's a Schnauzer. Okay, he's a dog. It
looks as if he's looking for answers to all of
life's questions, my little dog. And then the other one
is just he's out of his mind. I don't know,
ali dog. He's growing like an inch every day. He
weighs eighty thousand pounds, and I don't we don't know
when he's ever gonna stop growing. But and Alex's like,

(01:46:39):
what are we gonna do? What do you mean, what
are we gonna do? We're gonna do nothing. He's our dog,
he's our son. We can't take him back right, you
know it's it's not gonna work that way anyway. What
do you guys? Uh? What do you want to talk
about other than pooh oh? Man? I'm really excited for
the fifteen minute morning show because we're gonna talk about it.

(01:47:00):
I only have a poop free morning, fifteen minute morning
show because this topic is fantastic. It's a great topic.
Can we spin it into things that we heard as
a kid that just aren't true? Because no, because it's true.
What I said was true. No, I need video proof.
I need video proof of what you're saying happening. Well,
hold on, how we gotta let everyone listening in on

(01:47:21):
what you're saying. Let's use discovery in this court of law.
Tell everyone without using brand names, tell everyone what you're
talking about. Okay, So the guys apparently got some shipment
of underwear sent to the station. So Scary Nate and
Scotty just busted it out and then Scottie immediately put
it on. So I was like, whoa, you guys don't

(01:47:42):
wash your draws before you put them on your butt?
And they were like, no, what would you do that?
That's stupid. They're fresh ale the package, and I said, well,
they've been sitting in a factory before they got into
the package, so there could be anything on that. There
could be rap poop, and then you rap pooped your
own butth hole, and now Scotti has the plank and
how rebuttal was true. As kids, we always used to

(01:48:04):
hear things like, oh my god, the chocolate bar you're eating,
do you know that there's mice droppings that they crap
in the chocolate? And I'm like, come on, guys, and
you know, and so I'm thinking like that was an
urban legend. You know, there's a lot of things that
we learned as children. No, this is true. Really sealed packages,
like they don't they come right off the machine and
go right into the sealed package. I don't think, well,

(01:48:26):
what's on the machine? You know, I'm just saying, well,
there's just rats running rampant on the machine. You get
a rat in your underwear accidentally, who well, who hadn't
had a rat in your underwear? The bigger question is
did Scotti not come to work with underwear that he
took it out of the package and put it right
on at the radio station. That's a I have he
wanted to see if you fit into a large and

(01:48:48):
he does. Oh okay, Oh now he took them off again.
Now hey, um, I will let you know earlier. We're
talking about Kimberly's trendy boutique online. It's an Etsy store
where she's selling Elvis. I love it. A straight Morning
Show shirts totally unsanctioned by us and I and I
made it very clear on there, I had no problem
with it, even though legally, you know, there could be

(01:49:08):
an issue. Someone just said that they took them down.
They're not up for sale anymore. No, to see what
you guys did. The few of you on the show
that we're bitching and owning because you feel like you
should get a cut from Kimberly and her boutique. Look,
she took him down, now, how does that make you feel?
I'm sorry, No, I loved it. I love the fact

(01:49:28):
that I don't have a problem with them selling our
things illegally. Illegally, I'm sure there will be a name
change and then a rebirth of the brand. Brody said
her shirts are still on her Instagram. Yeah, well on Instagram.
I'm no, I'm at the store MC dot com, slash
shop whatever and they're not in there. I don't see him. No,

(01:49:53):
they're they're there earlier. M God, you gotta be careful
what you wish for kids. I mean, I love seeing
it was a great logo. She did a great job anyway, whatever,
look at that we got ripped, ripped right out of
the boutique. Shut down, shut down. I don't like that.

(01:50:13):
I liked it better when we had illegal shirts up there,
some bootleg shirts or that never hurts anyone. All Right,
into the three things we need to know from Gandhi
and then uh, can you get that done? Curvy here
we go. I to be a curve ball. Well, look
at the time. It's it's nine o'clock East Coast time.
Isn't that what exacting we used to break? Now? But okay,

(01:50:37):
we'll break turn it off. No, I'm just telling you, Elvis,
I'm not trying to be sassy pants. I'm just telling
you that's why that's why Gandhi had a false start,
and that's why Scary got a curveball thrown at them. Okay,
I'm not trying. This isn't this isn't like a network
news channel. I realized that just kind of fly where

(01:51:01):
he goes it goes okay, let's do it. Let's just
do it alive. Let's get sassy and crazy and do
the news. What are you saying? All right? Go on?
Some somewhat good news coming out of Los Angeles, as
the two La County Sheriff's deputies who were shot in
the ambush and Compton over the weekend are expected to survive.

(01:51:22):
Their conditions have been upgraded from critical to stable. And
now there is some really sad video of one of
the deputies tending to her partner as they were both
shot and bleeding waiting for help. The shooter is still
on the loose, however. Reward the reward for the information
has now reached one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars
after two anonymous donors pitched in to help out. The
search is still on for dozens of people who are

(01:51:44):
missing among the deadly wildfires running across Oregon. In total,
about three dozen people have died, and most of those
are in California, but the Oregon Office of Emergency Management
says that fifty people are unaccounted for and if you
are in that area, it's really imperative that you register
with them and Red Cross because they are continuing to
search for people. They're still clouded with a blanket of smoke,

(01:52:05):
and the governor says this is a reminder that the
tragedy has not yet come to an end. And finally,
after dumping a lot of rain on South Florida tropical
as a tropical storm, now Sally is a hurricane and
headed toward the Gulf coast. They say millions of people
are going to be at risk with her eighty five
mile per hour winds. The center of that storm is
expected to move near the coast of southeastern Louisiana today

(01:52:27):
and make landfall late tonight or early Wednesday. Forecasters are
saying some areas could see up to twenty inches of rain.
So if you're in that area, prepare yourselves and those
are your three things. Thank you. Gondy. Are going to
come back after this, Yes, we are. You shouldn't come
back after Okay, We're gonna take a break and we'll
be back after this. There's just something about his tongue show. Hey,

(01:52:57):
So here's Alex. Hey Alex, Alex m Alex took me
out for an anniversary yesterday to a couple of places.
But you know you were taking me out, but I
ended up paying for everything. Why is that? But you
said no, I got this. Oh okay, Here's why I
offered to pay because he when it comes to leaving
a tip, he's kind of cheap sometimes. Oh and uh

(01:53:19):
in both situations that what was the first place called
mcloon's or boat House, and then we went to uh
Star Pizzas, Star Tavern Pizza. Both of these these people
who were waiting on us, they were great, they were awesome,
and I was like, let me leave the tip because
you're cheap. I mean, do you ever have to do that?

(01:53:40):
I think your microphone works. Say hi, yeah, it's not
on here it is now it is? Say hi, what's
that noise? It's I can't tell if someone flushed the toilet,
if there's a like, all of a sudden, a water
pipe just got turned on. I like, all of a sudden,
I can't. I don't know. That doesn't sound good. Oh,
I think I might need to go check on. Why

(01:54:02):
don't you go check on now? Okay, I'll be back
all right. Anyway, So you know this one guy waiting
on us at Star Tavern Mark he hasn't worked in
a long time, he said, he and I said, Gary,
you're busting your ass today. He's the only one working
the floor, and he said, no, it's okay. I haven't
worked in a while, and so I need this. So
when you go out and you can take care of

(01:54:23):
people who are bringing your food and taking care of you.
They're doing it. It's more difficult than ever to do it.
Take good care of them. I don't know. That doesn't
sound good in her house. No, it's like a toilet's overflowing.
That sounds like she went she went in the bathroom
and then ran back out. Oh, oh, here's screaming. Well god,
this is live coverage of some sort of water event

(01:54:46):
at Danielle's house. Oh, there goes Okay, they turned it off. Danielle.
Here she is. She's coming back to the basement. I
can hear her scurrying. She's coming, Danielle. What what was
it that was? Here's what was that? I found out?
Was so Sheldon is outside and he's doing something with

(01:55:06):
the pool. Yes, right, so that's what it is, he said.
So he just shut it off because I said, that's
that's really loud on the air. He goes, I'm so sorry.
I didn't. No, No, we don't. I don't mind. The
noise sounded like it was you're in the basement. Yeah yeah,
Well should I get and I tell him it's okay
to go back, And it's like you're down in steerage
on the Titanic. I know that's what it's like, just

(01:55:27):
like Jack anyway, all right, sorry, you know what, live
live radio from the basements of the Stars, and now
you're playing with your puss. No, and here and now
I had to grab the cat because I have the
bearded dragon running around the basement. And so now I
have the cat. I have to put the cat upstairs
because he's gonna try to eat the bearded dragon. Oh no, Tonka,

(01:55:48):
by the way, did your your Tonka Halloween costume a rive? It? Did?
She got? She gotta witch outfit for her bearded dragon.
I can't wait? All right. Uh, we've actually accomplished absolutely
nothing this break. But that's good. That's what we do best.
We take it right now and we come back with
your phone tap after this miss part of today's show

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Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap. Daniel, you are
doing the phone tap today? What do you have? All right?
So come from Jackie, she says. My hot headed older
sister Jennifer recently ran into some trouble with our computer company.
She sent the computer back to get the CD bom

(01:56:55):
fixed and instead they wiped out the whole hard drive.
She's been fighting with them ever since, on the phone
with them this past week NonStop. Call her and tell
her that she's been causing problems with the computer company
and she hasn't been nice. So we're calling from the
computer company. I like it when their letter tells you
exactly what to do. Yeah, me too. Did you follow
them to thee I followed them all right. Today's phone tap,
isn't it? Yes, I'm looking for a Jennifer Maury please. Yeah,

(01:57:20):
this is Laura Tisler calling you from product complaints and
him I'm hearing you were just having an issue. What happened?
I sent my last otsous three times and I got
it back three times not working okay, Because I have
a little thing here saying that you were rude to
my employees about boxes, That's all I have here. I
was supposed to get a box two times while hole

(01:57:40):
twice to bring to send you guys back computer again
because it was sent back to me not working. Well.
It appears to me that you keep breaking your computer
and you feel like we're responsible. Well, I'm not breaking it.
I never even broke it. How can you? Why would
you be talking to me like this when I'm the
one that was inconvenience this whole time. I got it
on Friday, run away, came back, try to use it

(01:58:01):
and it didn't work, okay? Would you have been being
rude to me? So apparently while you were away, somebody
in your house must have tried to use houses away.
I can't even believe that you're saying this to me
right now, madam. Please come down. Don't tell me, ma'am.
You're calling me when an attitude telling me that I'm
being rude. You are I mean, I shouldn't even be
as rude as I should be since I'm getting computer
that does not even work. And now you're blaming me

(01:58:23):
and someone in my family. Okay, because you all? Because
what m I have no more patience for this. Why
would I break something that I need from my work?
I know that a lot of people do that. They
break in the don't so everyone got there. That's very
rude that you're blaming me and someone in my family.
How three are you? Man? Where are you from? You
have a very interesting accent? Okay, I'm from New York.

(01:58:45):
Is that a problem. Well, yeah, that's why you're rude,
because new Yorker's rude. I'm not even believe this right
now because I'm from New York. Are you not from
New York? Yes, I'm from New York. Okay, well the
two going in? You're from? Where from? It doesn't matter
where I'm from, And there's no need to curseve me dear, no,
because you're being rude. Where are you from? Where's your supervisor?

(01:59:06):
What's your name? And what's your number? How New Yorkers speak? Yes,
that's how they speak. You have a problem with that?
I do, have you I'm from Michigan. Who is it
calling me right now? Okay, first of all, you're being
very rude. And second of all, now I'm being rude.
You could note it all up and down your account.
I don't care. Excuse me? Your name? What's your name?
My name is Laura Tissler, Laura Pitsler Tis thank you

(01:59:32):
very much? What's your number? First of all, what curs? Both?
Tell me? First of all, I'm recording this whole conversation.
First of all, I'm recording this whole conversation, so I'm
good for you. I know he's recorded. So then you
could toll up all of the other conversations that I
had with you people, and you will say that I
was not rude. Okay, put in right now is rude?
You're correct? Don't you think that's pretty quick turnaround that
I've already contacted you to trying to fix the problem. No,

(01:59:55):
you're not trying to sense the problem. You're calling me
saying that I was rude. No, com and he does that?
I mean, and this is the problem on your thoughts,
on your mind? A second? I can you tell me
this that I'm break the laptop? Then you tell me
that some one in my family breaks the laptop and
you think that's what you're supposed to say. Well, no
one's even home, so the blaptop wasn't even taught. How

(02:00:16):
you finished yet, No, because honestly you are gone. You're done.
You didn't listen to me. Here's the thing. I I'm
gonna flip out. Okay, don't flip out. Please hold. Oh
my gosh, I'm gonna flip. I have no idea who
this woman is on the phone, and she's going crazy
on me. I don't know what's wrong with her. She's

(02:00:38):
I'm not I hear you, I hear you. Oh my,
oh my gosh. I don't know what to do. Are
you listening to the Hello? I didn't when the background,
I put you on hold. Now you didn't put me
on hold? More on Okay, ma'am. The manager is gonna
be me. Man. I just hired you want to You're
a right okay? And I told and I heard you

(02:00:59):
glad in your whole Now about a crazy lady. I'm
sitting here and I'm baffled because I don't know how
it went a book baffle your I don't know how
it went to you screaming at the top of your lungs.
You said that I want he dress the computer, and
you said he was your family. What is this crap?
Talking like this? What? What is that? Because that's how

(02:01:21):
you talk? Because you said where are you from? New York?
So I can't say nothing about your bitch little accent.
I don't have If you cancel my order, I don't
give If you say I'm so rude that they're not
gonna fix the computer, I don't give a I'll throw
it in the street. Man. I'm not now I may focus.
Is Laura Pistler is to have no jobs? I know
all my name is Pissler. Well, you haven't talk a

(02:01:43):
little conversation. I'm gonna get my manager for you because
I don't want to deal with this lacing Pistler. Oh
my gosh, it's just Naven. I'm gonna insult you, Laura Pissler.
I didn't insult you didn't. Well, let's play bass the conversation.
I'm let's here your pressing little attitude when you called
me miss Pistoll. Maybe I'll just play it on the radio. Hey, Jackie,

(02:02:06):
are you there? I'm here. This is Danielle Narrow from
Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And you just got
phone taft treating me right now. I'm serious, your voice
sound is familion. I'm like, there's no possible way that
this is happening. And guess what, I'm from the Bronx Me,
I'm from New York. Yeah, we have an attitude. And

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