The Day We Never Got Dumped

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've been listening to you, guys since I was probably
in second grade. I'm twenty seven now, and I just
love you guys so much. You make my day emory day.
I love you guys, wake up to you every morning.
Thank you. I love you. I love you guys. Before
I tell you my story, I gotta say I love
you guys. I love you guys. You're confident who you are.
You're amazing on the radio. I love listening to you guys.

(00:22):
I love her, I love you, love you. I was
a story in the morning show. So much love. Welcome today.
It is Tuesday, August something. No, it's October Thurday. I
don't know what day it is. Hi, Froggy, how are

(00:43):
you hello? I'm great. I missed talking to you this morning.
I know you're a busy man. No, and I was
busy pushing the snooze button. It's busy. I get a
text from Nate, I'm picking you up at whatever time.
I'm okay. And I looked at my clock. It's ten
minutes away. But I like your stay puffed marshmallow shirt.
That's not mine. This is Alex's. I couldn't find a

(01:04):
shirt that fit me, so I used his well. Good morning, Danielle, Hello, there, Gandhine,
there's producer Sam. It's a tip hit the button, and
there's there's turn all the buttons on. There's too many people.
Good morning, Scottie B and the master control good morning.
And there's a straight name and the Brodie's here today,

(01:28):
and there's Andrew and Diamond and a Garrett's here somewhere. Hey,
you know what bizarre love triangle? What do you think?
It's must time you heard this? Remember this? Oh, if
you're under the age of forty five, you've never heard
of just listen to it. Give it a chance, and

(01:50):
welcome to Wednesday? Or's it Thursday? Where's it Friday? I've
never seen anybody play the air violin before. Come on,

(02:22):
jumped his party. I'll just send her play the song
over voice? What's that? Everyone's hi? Boys? You know you

(02:49):
got Hey? Pat? How you doing? How are you? We're
stone man. He's likes to having a great morning. I've
never seen Nate laugh that loud. Oh my goodness, hilarious.
I've heard that song maybe two three times in my life.

(03:10):
He was never as funny as just right now. Well, Pat,
we've lost our minds? How are you doing today? I'm
doing great, Thank you so much. I'm so excited to
be on the show. Oh, Pat is good? Heavy here
calling all the way from Bethlehem. Have the three Wiseman
arrived yet? Hey? Anyway, good morning. Now. We love Pat

(03:33):
because she is a nurse on the way to work. Ye. Now,
your commune is only fifteen minutes, which troubles me because
we need you longer than fifteen minutes today, Pat, Oh,
no worries. I sit in my car, people look at
me and I listened to your show until the commercial
comes on and on to say, a commercials over. I'm
in work and I can turn on listen to the roscope.

(03:53):
Oh no, I keep listening. No worries. Wait when did
we start playing commercials? Do we do that? I don't
want to a few and each way, I don't want
to do that anymore. Anyway, Well, Pat, thank you for
being a nurse. Thank you for being on the front lines.
Have you been working NonStop for over a year and
a half now? Oh? Absolutely absolutely. I work with the
children and um yes, keep them healthy and get them back,

(04:16):
you know, healthy and back home. That's I do. Your
fabulous Pat. We love you. We're going to send you
some more scrubs to add to your scrubs collection from
the our scrubs collection from Hackenston. Thank you have a
beautiful day, pat and thanks for listening and keep nursing.
All right, thank you you too. Have a great day.

(04:36):
Hold on one second, I'm going to start nursing. I'll
try anyway. We'll welcome to the day. Froggy. Froggie was
watching us on the camera dancing to our music this morning.
Do you think we lost jealous? I was so jealous
not to be there. I would love to have participator.
I want to see you dance. I don't think I've
ever seen Froggy dance. Do you have that? There's a
there's a reason you dance like Frankenstein advice. Anyway, we

(05:00):
welcome to uh the day. We have guests today. Man, pizza,
that's our guests. That's so Danielle has been going, I'm
going to kind Danny, I want pizza. So this morning
our friends at Artichoke Pizza brought over eight thousand pizzas.
Fill the pizza. I love you arti Choke. I'm gonna
sneak a pie home. That sounds dirty. We're going to

(05:20):
be collecting all of the stragglers around the station today. No,
that's it's gonna happen. You know what's going to happen.
The pizza. Yeah, we got pizza. Yeah. Anyway, well, busy
day ahead. I know we have another thousand dollars free
money phone tap on the way, thanks for our friends
in Curisau. Yeah, so maybe you can get that roll
in soon. Over than that, let's just go. Let's get
it going. The three things we need to know, Ghandi,
what's going on? The Supreme Court is being asked to

(05:43):
stop an abortion law in Texas after a month that
it since it allowed it to begin again. The Justice
Department officially filed papers yesterday calling that law unconstitutional for
abandon abortions. After six weeks. The Department wants the law
blocked while a legal challenge moves forward, urging Justice is
to hear the case this year. The nation's highest court
is already scheduled to take up Mississippi's abortion law in December.

(06:05):
California is marking a national milestone in the fight against
the coronavirus. It's now the only state to reach a
moderate rate of transmission of those four levels. It's the
second lowest. The CDC shows seven states are one step
above substantial. Those states are Hawaii, Connecticut, Louisiana, Florida, Mississippi, Georgia,
and Illinois, along with DC. Every other state remains in

(06:26):
the high level, with most cases rising over the past week.
And finally, we have a better idea now of what
it sounds like on Mars, and that is all thanks
to NASA's Perseverance rover. Yesterday, scientists at the Jet Propulsion
Lab in California announced that a pair of microphones mounted
on the rover recorded five hours worth of sound and
then sent it back to us here on Earth. The

(06:47):
sounds are not that special yet. They really just include
wind gusts and the rover crunching over some gravel. But
I still want to hear it though. If you want
to hear we have it. Well, I'm sure we can
get it because it tells us where we can go
and listen to It's all. See if Garrett can grab
some of it. First sound you can go to Mars
dot NASA dot gov. And Perseverance is the first spacecraft
to successfully record sound on Mars. So this is kind

(07:08):
of exciting. And those are your three things. Thank you. Gandi,
You guys ready for your Tuesday. That is how mister
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So our friends at Artist Show pizza brought over them one, two, three,
fourth visit, maybe twenty pizzas. So I decided to go
down to the other radio stations down the hall to say, hey,
come over for pizza. No one's here, really, I mean
the breakfast clubs down there. But Charlemagne's not here today.
But mv's here and Angela, yees, he's here. Went over

(07:52):
to w R. They're not here, you know. Jim Kurz here.
Jim made it in to have some pizza. I'm doing
what those old men do in diners. They eat like
steak and potato with a cup of coffee. Right, some
pizza and coffee. It's like a crap yourself special love frog.

(08:14):
You ever see that, like old old man They drink
coffee with like anything anything pot roast with potatoes and
a cup of a steaming cup of coffee steaming. Well,
we're doing that because it's early. We need to wake up.
We need our coffee. I get it. Hold on, I
need a bite. So Danielle has been all this week

(08:36):
and last week. I wish, I wish they bring pizza
and I would love that. So we got your pizza.
Andrew did it for you. Thank you and I love you. Okay,
pizza and coffee. Oh, now we have milk. See Nate,
Nate drinks a cup of milk with a drop of coffee.
I love it. Good for you. Who do you think
is the first one running out of here to handle

(08:56):
their business? I think Nate, after that big glass? Are
you starting to bubble up? Under? Let this milk sit
for a while. Um, but no, this puts out the
fire of the MARINERA. Come on, people, try the milk
some fire in from say the word right, let's it's sauce.

(09:17):
We'll welcome to the day. We're about to get into horoscopes.
Who are you doing your horoscopes with? Producers? Mayami and
Danielle's eating? Elvin? Are you doing with me? How do
you spell eating? Eating? The same way you spell eating,
it's the same way you say. This is when I
moved to New York, I never heard anyone say yet
like this Mahatan, like where what borrow do you live
in Manhattan? And Oh I was like, what is this
word you're saying? How do you spelled Manhattan? We used

(09:40):
to ask ourselves jeet yet, jeet et? Did you eat?
All right, let's move on. Horoscopes. Capricorn, by the way,
celebrity birthdays John Favreau, All right, Capricorn. Don let's move on. Capricorn.
Focus on your family and friends and let them bring

(10:00):
you much needed joy. Your Days of ten Aquarius, communication
is key. You're missing elements to an important story. Your
days of seven. Hey Pisces, checked in with a loved one.
Let them know you care about him, You're thinking about him.
Today's an eighth Aries. Be more in tune with your
emotions to get a better perspective on what others might
be going through. Your days of nine, Hey tauris, time
to rest today. Your mind is craving a break. Your

(10:22):
days in nine, Oh, Gemini, share your fun ideas in new,
unique and creative ways. Your Days of nine, Hello Cancer,
Change your routine and get a new perspective on what
needs to be done. Your days in eight Leo, explore
new opportunities and don't let others shoot your plans down.
Your days in eight, Hey, Virgo, an important and much
needed conversation will bring about a positive outcome today. Your
days of ten Libra, focus on your relationships and don't

(10:44):
let people stray away. Give them the attention they need.
Your days and nine, Hello Scorpio, connect with your inner voice.
Stop letting others dictate your course of action, Scorpio, your
days of seven and vitally, Sagittarius, let your artistic talent
shine Your days and eight and those are your Tuesday
morning hours go foggy seven not bad? Yeah, it's not
great either. There we never give us six seven, so

(11:08):
I giving you at six tomorrow. How can we never
do anything less than a seven? We need it. When
I when I used to be a part of riding
the horoscopes, people used to get dues. We've gotten really soft.
We need it. It should or we just need to
change it from a skill of like one to four
because that's all that happened. Okay, we'll have a meeting later.
Can you put that on the list of things we
need to meet about us stars got in through Danielle's

(11:30):
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(13:01):
you a hand like I always do. I don't thought
that was kind of Did you see what he was
just doing with his hand. No, Actually, he's turning all
my buttons on on the board, which I usually do.
It's the same as if you're driving your car and
a hand comes out of nowhere and starts steering. You're steering.
Oh my god, that is such a foul. You cannot
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five years. Get up in your face. I hate to
tell you this, but but you haven't slide up your

(13:23):
face anyway. We're about to get into the Daniel Report.
Now we We received a text early this morning from Quentin.
How you doing Quentin, Good morning, Elvis. I'm not doing
so great, but I'm happy to talk to you. I
love your show well and I listened to you in
the morning son on a x SO with the I

(13:43):
heard radio app. Well, thank you, but let's talk about
you right now because you're going through something very interesting.
We received a text from Quentin saying, hey, I got
dump last night. I know, I know. Let me read this.
I got dump last night after moving across the country
to make my relationship work. So you moved all the
way to Sacramento, California to make the relationship work, and
then you got dumped last night. Yes, okay, I have

(14:06):
a question. Okay you do. Did you do something wrong
or was it our fault? Daniell, You're gonna love this.
I didn't. It took me too long to move to California,
so by the time you got there, the relationship was
just kind of done. Yeah. I got told on my
birthday that we were going on a break and I
got dumped last night. Man, Quinton, No, well not today. Yeah,

(14:34):
I got to go to all those emotions. There's nothing
we can do to speed it up. No, you know,
I'm sorry, Quintin. That sucks. I'm sorry too, But I know,
like Elvis just said, might not be the exact moment,
it's gonna be better in the long run. If someone
doesn't want to be with you after you do all
these nice things and just for you in general, it's better.
I hear some advice from me, get the hell out
of Sacramento, O. God, I mean, are you planning on

(15:00):
staying there? That's up in the air. I am here
for at least another seven months because I have a lease. Yeah, okay,
got you. We didn't. We didn't. We live three hours apart.
I only saw her once since I moved here, but
I saw him stuck for at least seven more months.
So that's a great question. If you believe things happen
for a reason, maybe you were supposed to move there

(15:23):
for a reason. Maybe something good's going to happen to you.
Then I don't know, But keep in mind, it's day one,
so I mean, don't you shouldn't force anything. Just live
your live, Quentin, and let it, let it, let the
days roll out as they will, and then your plan
will will will make itself known. You know you'll be good. Okay,
you'll be good, but it's gonna hurt. It's gonna you're

(15:44):
gonna have that pit in your stomach and all that crap.
But get a sacramento. Jesus. How long were you dating
before you like them made the move? Three? We were
dating for a little less than three years when I
accepted my job offer and we it was three and
a half. Where do you move from? We're going on
a break. Um. I moved from Tallahassee, Florida. Kiss one

(16:08):
or seven point one? See that? Now that's a nice
place to live. Do you miss living there? To kiss?
Tallahassee's nice? Um? I do? I miss my friends and
I missed my family in the air Well, you know
you need your friends and family right now, Quentin. But anyway,
you got seven months, you're gonna be there. Maybe you
leave early. I never know. But best to luck to you, Quentin.
But you know, don't when people like us start giving

(16:29):
you advice, don't listen to it. You're gonna You're gonna,
You're gonna be fine. It's just it's gonna you have
to go through the process. You know. I guess it's
really hard there, but I know, I know, especially in Sacramento.
Have you been, Quentin, best of luck to you and
the Texas. Everyone want to let us know you're doing okay. Okay,

(16:51):
thanks Sylvis, so I appreciate you and everybody else there
you too, buddy, Thank you. Wow that yeah, your first
day being dumped. It's like there's nothing you can do.
You're there, yep, you know, you're right. You think of
all the emotions he has to go through, and he's
got a heel on his own. But you think back
when you were heartbroken. Now years later you're like, I

(17:11):
can't believe I wasted a life time on that person.
But you can't think that way. You have to go
through forward, right, You gotta go through. You wish you could, right,
but you can't. You can't. Blanche Blanche was coming no offense.
You know, they almost I almost got hired in Sacramento
years ago. Oh God, isn't that bad? I mean, it's okay,

(17:33):
there's there's nothing really like great and stupendous about it. Hello, Sacramento, right,
how you doing. Guess we're not gonna be on there, Okay,
they're not gonna put us on that You've been there right.
Oh yeah, there's nothing there. No boyfriend was born there, hometown,
we got out. What's scary. I don't mean to speculate,

(17:55):
but maybe in the time that he was trying to,
you know, decide if he's coming out or not, she
met someone else. That's what it sounds in his place.
Could be. We don't know. Yeah, we just don't know.
I don't want anyone. I'm so glad no one in
here did the boss way to get over somebody who's
get under someone else, which I've heard both Nate and
Scary give that advice before. That sounds like he was

(18:19):
ready for that. You can still be under someone else
still miss the other person. Very true. You could yell
out their names so many times. Danielle Y, what do
you have going on today? Well, it is official. The
paperwork has been filed, the judge has signed off on it,
and Kanye West is no longer Kanye West. He is

(18:40):
now yay. Oh great. So when you meet him you
say yea yea yea yeah. I thought it should be
ye too because it easy, but it's Kanye. So, by
the way, he is coming out with a line of
face masks as well, so it's just in time. Yes,
and that's what Scary said the weekend surprised fans by

(19:02):
announcing his plans are changing. He is instead of going
out on a stadium tour, he wants to do arenas
and said bigger venue. So he is moving at the
concerts to the summer of twenty twenty two. That is
when he is going to start going out. He's already
been moved twice because of COVID, so I'll keep you
posted on that. Adele is doing a two hour primetime special.

(19:23):
It's one night only her biggest hits, some new stuff,
an interview with Oprah November fourteenth on CBS and Paramount Plus.
So that's exciting news if you are a fan. So
Tom Hardy did a interview with BBC Radio One and
he was talking about how he came up with a
voice for Venom and he has so many characters that

(19:43):
have inspired him and so many people's voices. So he
took Bust of Rhymes, method Man, red Man, James Brown,
and Richard Burton and put them all together and he said,
it's all inspired by that. Okay, that was one of
James Brown. I was kind of like, okay, but he

(20:07):
says that's how he came up with what he wanted
him to sound like. Oh yeah, Charlie Damilio hit a
TikTok milestone, first to reach ten billion likes on the
platform she started back in twenty nineteen. If you remember
last night, I don't know if you watch Dancey with
the Stars, I'm not gonna tell you what happened. But
it was a big upset and I am very upset.
That's all I'm going to say. It was grease night, though,
and it was so good. I remember I said, don't

(20:28):
call my house. Yes, guess who called my house at
eight o'clock? Who? Elvis? Sure Disney has delayed you know what?
You didn't have to answer, I know, but I thought
it was important when you call, you know, I thought
it was important. Disney delayed some Marvel movies, Doctor Strange,
Black Panther, Um, a lot of other things. Indiana Jones
has been pushed by a year. Some of them are

(20:49):
only pushed by a couple of months, so it just
depends on what movie. Um. But yeah, they're changing a
little some things up with the Stars. I mean you
by saying there was a big upset, A sort of
a spoiler a little bit. Um No, I don't think
so you know why because everybody did so damn well
last night that you're kind of I can't say why.

(21:10):
If you watch it, you understand, all right, what are
we watching? The Bachelorette is on tonight Queens the series
premiere of that with Brandy and Eve the Voice Knew Amsterdam.
So we're watching on Netflix. I talked about the show
a while ago. It's could bad sport and it's about scandals.
Oh okay, so last night we watched the skating one
the Canada Russia Olympic controversy. I don't know if you

(21:31):
remember where Russia got the gold and it should have
been Canada that got the gold and they Anyway, we
were at that Olympic, Sheldon and I. So we're watching
this going we were there. Let's look for us in
the crowd. Did see you? No, we did not tell yes,
but it was very cool that I knew. I was
there for the whole thing. Succession season three. Elvis started
it last night and he loves it. And that is
my Danielle report. Hey, I do believe if you've been

(21:53):
watching only Murders in the Building. Yeah, I think today
they released the final episode that the finale? Is it
tonight today? If you're I've never seen you and eat
pizza like that. She put a little bite of pizza
in her mouth and she kind of just sucked the
cheese off and pulled the crust out of her mouth.
I didn't want to chew the crust of mc noise.

(22:15):
You are weird all feel good with producer Sam? What
are you got going on? So, Danielle, how much do
you in particular appreciate your delivery drivers. I love them
so much, They're part of your family. I think you'd
organize this for one of them. So Froggy told me
about Dan and Powell from NaKaT Community in Florida. And
on top of being a delivery driver, he's also a

(22:35):
war vet and is so loved by his community that
they decided to deliver him something. They gave him gift bags,
gift cards, his favorite snacks, handwritten notes of appreciation, and
four thousand dollars in cash. Yeah, we collected all over
the neighborhood. There's one lady. She kind of headed the

(22:56):
whole thing up, and everybody I know donated. We absolutely
love this guy. He rolls through the neighborhood every day
in his Amazon truck blasting his music. He calls every
guy king, every woman queen, and he has so much
fun to talk to. I look forward to him coming
every single day. Wow, you know Chechley. Because of COVID,
we've become very very close to our delivery people, drivers

(23:16):
and things. Yeah, the fact you guys did this for him,
finish the story, it's great. That's a good dude. You
think you were talking about Amanda Tyson who organized, and
she said you can feel his energy just what you said.
He exudes happiness, kindness, always a vibe, and it's just
such an easy personal love. So I'm kind of jealous
he's over by you in Florida. Let's make a really
good community member love it. So we're gonna put that

(23:37):
video up at Elvis drand dot com so you can
appreciate the love that Froggy got to experience. Excellent. Thank
you Sam, Thank you, Thank you Froggy. Than We're watching
everything you text. I'm an MC and DJ. I had
to get the bride and groom from the bridal suite
when I walked in and found them shooting a heroine.

(24:00):
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may vary. Hi, nice to meet you. I'm vaccinated show
I look back here Scar, He's talking to himself on
his phone. What are you doing? Sometimes I have to
talk to my Instagram story and put something up because
I hadn't put anything up in a one Oh okay,
what are you doing? Well? Well? First of all, I
was hosting a on Hold music trivia contest last night.

(24:41):
Can you identify the certain music that you hear on
hold on the phone? And the answer was because it's
the same music that you always hear wherever you go.
It's like so United Airlines, was the answer to that
trivia question. Oh see, I can I can answer a
lot of those. Yeah, yeah, I know that play. Did
you come up with this trivia game? More was it
was out of frustration and boredom that I was on

(25:02):
hold with the United Airlines. Well, my favorite thing is
we're sitting here getting ready to come on and talk
about whatever, and he's backster talking to his phone, like
here it is. Here's If I don't feed my story,
my fans will forget me. I do believe. Out of sight,
out of mind. I feel like my phone doesn't ring.
I get no text messages if I haven't posted in
a couple Okay, all right, you're right out of side,

(25:24):
out of mind. See. I think it's better if you
don't post for a couple of days and then they
see a post from you and they go, oh, he's back,
and they get so excited. Scary. Try it both ways.
Moving on, I think we should do a match game. Brody,
you leave a match game ready to go? I think
we do. Okay, that's good. If you want to play.
Called Diamond, Diamond, how you doing? You're good? I'm great,
all right, called diamond at one eight hundred two two

(25:47):
zero one hundred. Hey, can we talk about the so
called air quotes paper shortage, the paper goods shortage? So
I guess that includes paper, towels, toilet paper. I was told,
So this isn't even firsthand information. Yeah, this is this
is where it gets started. Nicki Minajes cousin's friend has
a bloated exactly. And I was told Sam's Club was

(26:10):
out of paper towels. So I don't know for sure,
but now I have to go buy paper towels today
when I beat there. I'll tell you. My husband showed
me a text the other day and he said, go
online now and order stuff because he said there's a
paper shortage on the way. He said the same thing
he got there. I don't know, he got some random
text from somebody. I think we just made sure there
will be one. Yes, yeah, we just started. Scotty Scottie B.

(26:32):
You know everything about about grocery stores and stuff, right, Um,
he's got toilet paper in his name. What's going on? Yeah,
well there are sporadic shortages of things now, so now
people are going nuts and they're buying everything again. And
that's why the shelves are empty. And it all started
with juice boxes. And I don't know why. What Yeah,
juice boxes. Yeah, the juice box aisle of the supermarkets

(26:54):
have been empty for weeks and a few of them
come in and people grab them up and I don't
know why, and it's happening with all differ from products
right now. Why are we having a shortage of juice
box because they're stuck in the water. I don't know.
You know why because we're sitting there talking about it.
But there are a lot of tankers that are not
able to come into port too, in which there's a
domino effect going on. We have a lot of friends
that drive trucks. They're they're like, well, what am I

(27:16):
putting my truck? I can't go down and get anything.
It affects a lot of people. But are we starting
rumors here? I am a little bit Yeah, I'm a
little curious though, Like before, like everyone ran out and
bought everything because there was a shortage. Now maybe these
companies are missing that and all the money that was
coming in, right, so they're like, let's start a rumor again.

(27:37):
We'll get more money. You know. What's up frog? Not
that anybody here has the answer, but why are the
ships that are sitting off shore and not in port?
Why are they not able to unload in the port?
Like what's the reason? Yeah, well, I've heard that there's
a shortage of truck drivers and that's that's the main problem.
But I'm hearing that two truck drivers have a shortage

(27:58):
of stuff to carry. I heard right, So I don't
know what's going on. That's the thing is nobody really
has an answer. Can someone tell us? Looking now, I
feel like that internet will have the truth right always,
I may take off early just to go buy toilet package.
You don't need to get a job at the port
and unload unload ships. I'm gonna sat the answer. I'm

(28:20):
gonna get a job at the port. What I could
be a longshoreman on my arm, one of my best
friends the long storeman. I read the other day that
here in Florida, our governor said, hey, if you bring
your ship to Florida, we will find a way to
unload it. Like if you're just sitting off the coast somewhere,
bring it here. We'll find a way to get it unloaded. See,
I don't tell you. Just the spirit of this conversation
that we're having right now is the problem. Right, we

(28:42):
are causing a crap storm. And you know what's going
to happen today? Did you hear what they talked about
show there's a toilet paper shortage. We've bet our gifts.
And I heard Elvis has a job as a longshoreman,
as a steven door. And we heard on the ship,
if we just drive it down the coast of Florida
where where we take it, they'll come unloaded. That's what
That's what Froggy said. I also said, don't take a poop.

(29:07):
We also have learned a lesson the last time and
started to go paperless, not use all of the products
that because I don't need. But it's called a bidet.
Get the water spread out there. I have that expensive
of Japanese toilet that shoots that water right up there
and it warms it too. Yeah. But then after one
a little dabbled do you after words, like how do you?
I use one little square right, but you still need

(29:28):
toilet paper? So then but that one squirrel last, I mean,
if you get a ton of Yeah, like I'm turning
myself into a human mummy, wrapping my heart body in
it square. Yeah, dat is that we're running down nder
the Clock's kind of weird. We got a break well,
I know, but we have someone on hold for a mascape.

(29:48):
You can chat with them and then say an yeah,
I hold on, let's go talk to Heather. Hello Heather,
Oh boy, hetherever and I never get to I love
you guys. You're here now, but you shouldn't be on
the phone with us. You should be at the at
the grocer store buying toilet paper. Well, hopefully we don't
run out. Okay, Well, look they're saying that we have to.

(30:12):
You're a dog groomer. Wait, I need you. Yes, I
love the dog. They love the dog. Hold On, don't leave.
Hold on. Um, we're gonna to like, hey, Diamond, we're
gonna have to move this to the next break. So
can you keep can you tap dance for everyone? To
keep everyone happy? All right? So why this is a

(30:33):
weird day? You know, it's an hour and I haven't
had coffee. Oh, and I depend on it. It's my drug.
You're funnier than ever. I think you should forego coffee
for the foreseeable future. No, I think you're hilarious today.
You're the one that's off, not me. If you think
I'm funny, we gotta take a break. Okay, we'll play
match game and we'll start more lies and more rumors. Okay,

(30:56):
coming up next, we're watching everyone sends us a text
She and her husband were making out and he had
a gastric disturbance, but he wanted to keep going. No
text us messaging apply Elvie Strand in the Morning Show.

(31:19):
Billions upon millions upon millions upon millions wake up to
him in the morning in the Morning Show, Scary's eating
the muffins that Dave Brody brought in. Okay, So you
know Brody loves to complain when businesses don't live up
to his expectations. So he was working with a company

(31:41):
that apparently did they did wrong by you. Yeah, they
were supposed to ship me something. They messed it up
really badly, and so you yelled at them. Right. I
had some words with them about a week ago today,
and then on Thursday I got a package that I
told you about on Friday, right of muffins, and I said,
I'm a little leery. These people were really upset with me. Yeah,

(32:03):
you never should eat muffins from someone who's mad at you.
So Elvis said, oh, you can't eat those. Bring him in.
I bet you're scarily eat them. Scaries on his second one,
this is retribution muffins. How are you feeling? Did you
leave a basket of muffins on the cap you why
the way? David Rody told me. The story is originally
they were mad at him and told him to go
f off. Then I said, you know what, I'm second thought.

(32:24):
We feel awful. We're going to send you some special muffins,
very special special. You know what they did in those
muted that's not a glaze. By the way, So you're
eating retribution muffins. How can you trust this? How are
you feeling? You? Feeling okay for the moment, but I

(32:46):
made the bathroom short. You remember that time that Greg
t put his privates in your salad? Yeah? He stirred
your salad. Yeah, you ate that one too. We gotta
move on. It's not time to play yet. The stars
for glamorous prizes. Are you guys ready to go? Yeah?
The stars have arrived Danielle and Froggy and Gandhi scary

(33:11):
straight name. Let's go play. Who was on hold the longest?
I feel awful? Heather? Oh that's right. We talked to
Heather earlier. Hello, Heather. Yeah, I'm so sorry you were
on hold for so long. I okay, I'm just happy
I get to talk to you guys. Well, now you
get to play for glamorous prizes. I probably sage, but

(33:33):
oh well, we don't say that down. Come on, you
got this? Yeah, um, you know how to play how
to play match game? Um, let's figure out who it is. Yeah. No,
this is gonna go awesome. I'm gonna walk you through it. Okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna read a sentence that has a
blank in it, and uh, what you have to do

(33:54):
is don't say it out loud. You're gonna have an
answer for that, and you're gonna try to match the
other people you'll see. Okay, don't okay, don't say don't
say anything. Let me read it to the stars. They
can write down their answers. Ready, Stars, Yes, Sunbucks Coffee
is weird rip off of Starbucks coffee. Instead of putting

(34:15):
pumpkin spice in their lattees this fall, they're adding blank spice.
So it's a rip off company called Sunbucks. It's not Starbucks.
Starbucks has pumpkin spice in their lattes, but Sunbucks has
blank spice. Hold on, don't don't answer yet, Heather, you
think about your answer while the stars write down their answers. Wow,

(34:37):
you guys, ready to go? Ready? Okay, Heather, here we go.
Sunbucks is a rip off of Starbucks. Instead of putting
pumpkin spice in their lattes, they add blank spice. What
is your answer, um, apple app okay, apple spice Okay,
reasonable answer? All right, let's go down the room. Hey, gandhi,

(34:58):
Sunbucks doesn't have pumpkin spice in the lat They're adding
blank spice, right instead of pumpkin spice. I said, blumpkin spice,
bumpkin I'm goin. Yeah. The judges probably would have accepted that,
all right. It's hey, uh froggy, Yeah, sun Bucks the

(35:23):
rip off of Starbucks. Rather than putting pumpkin spice on
the lattees this fall, they're adding blank spice. I got
old spice like that. Not yet, We're still looking for apple, Heather, Hey, scary,
sun Bucks is adding blank spice to the lattes, not
pumpkin spice, blank spice, grape bines thing alike, blumpkin spice.

(35:45):
That was good, Danielle. Yeah, they're not adding pumpkin spice
at sun Bucks. They're adding blank spice. Hey, straight nay, yeah,
they're not putting pumpkins spice. And then lawte is it
sun Bucks they're adding blank spice minus the l It's
just a bumpkins. But all right, well you don't have

(36:09):
any matches, Heather. But I thought Apple was very nice.
But hold on, hold on, you still may win, believe
it or not. Hello Dan, Dan, thank you for being here.
Dan's the father of an eighteen month old baby girl.
Oh you're you're a little girl's daddy. How cool is that?
Are you loving being a dad? Dan? I am loving

(36:30):
it so far. Absolutely, she's the best. All right, Well,
if you can just get one match, then you win.
You win. Let me just read this out for the
stars right now. Don't answer quite yet. Let them have
a chance to write down their enters. Okay, here we go.
Poor Peter is so poor. He's so poor that to
blow the leaves off his lawn. He can't afford a
leaf blower, so he uses his blank to blow them.

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Poor Peter, Dan, he cannot afford a leaf blower, so
he uses his blank to blow the leaves off his lawn.
Did you snort? Are you guys ready? Ready? Dan? You
couldn't get this. Peter is so poor to blow the
leaves off his lawn. You can't afford a leaf blower.

(37:17):
So he uses his blank to blow them. What do
you think his ex wife? Okay, there you go, she
was she wasn't an X and told you asked her
to blow the leaves. Hey, gandhi, Hi. Poor Peter can't
afford a leaf blower, so instead he uses his blank
to blow the leaves off the lawn. Well, I didn't

(37:39):
say X wife, I said his wife. Okay, we'll take it, yeah,
because she will soon be the X wife. Hey, hey,
it's just just a moment away. Hey, froggy. Peter can't
afford a leaf blower, so he uses a blank to
blow the leaves. I too, got the blowing wife over here, right, nice, Danielle. Yeah,

(38:02):
Peter can't afford a leaflower, so instead he uses a
blank to blow the leaves. Yeah, that wife is blow wife.
Scary show me your wife mouth all right, jusuf al right,
Well we didn't get that with Dan. Hey, straight name. Yeah,
Peter is so poor he can't afford a leaf flower,

(38:23):
so instead of using a leaf flower, he uses hooker. Kid,
that was that was Danielle. That was daniel who said, hey, Dan,
but you got you got some matches. You win a
glamorous prize to be determined. We don't know what it

(38:45):
mean by we did a content with no prize. We
got pizza. Maybe we should send him one of these pizzas. Dan,
we're gonna holding come up with something. I have some muffins.
Hold on, Danny, thank you for playing. You were a
fabulous good sport. Hold on, hold on. If you don't
have any in this and Dan, we'll fight something. I
think Scott, he's got some some of your books left

(39:07):
in there. We could send him the Atomic toast. All right,
we'll find something for David. Thanks for playing Heather as well.
Celebrity match game. All right, let's get into the three
things we need to know from Gandhi. That was a
lot of fun. Mike, caffeine has not kicked in yet.

(39:30):
I'm behind, all right, what's going on? Three things? All right?
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(39:52):
the investigation. The FDA is said to be close to
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by this weekend. A decision to approve another dose from
Maderna and Johnson and Johnson is expected as early as tomorrow.
Weiser boosters began last month for seniors and for those
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(40:16):
to start this a long time ago. He didn't listen
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The Selfie Museum of Detroit has opened its doors. That
happened on Saturday. The museum is just a stall of
twenty different interactive installations where people can use these cool
backsdrops to take selfies the installutions. The installations include a
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Reservations are required and they expect to make a lot

(40:38):
of money. And those are your three things. Excellent, thank you.
We have a one thousand dollars free money phone tap
coming up after this. The Morning Shows ran in the
Morning Show yesterday, we're talking about that story from Philadelphia
where people just brought their phones up and recorded video

(41:01):
of a man violating a woman on the train, raping
her in front of everyone. So it's just it's a
sad story, very tragic, so many different levels of tragedy
going on her. Well, someone just in a text said saying,
the same thing happened on a train in London with
a different outcome. Guess what the outcome was. Yeah, they

(41:26):
took him down absolutely. Um, are we cool? Do we
have a guest on the phone, Sherry line, Let's go
talk to Sherry. This is going to be a heavy call. Hi, Sherry,
good morning, Good morning. I saw your I saw your
I saw your text. I know this is very unusual
for you to be on on with us to talk
about this, but I was very moved and touched by

(41:48):
what you sent. Is it okay if I read it
out loud? Sure? Sherry said. I have a very good
friend who passed away in a car crash this past weekend,
and my heart hurts so much. We would always have
a quick good morning text almost every day and I'm
gonna miss that and I want to text him something,
but I don't want to upset his family in case

(42:08):
they have his phone. Do you think it's okay to
text him. Yes, yep, for sure. I think that actually
his family would appreciate that, because having lost someone myself,
I know we all have sometimes you feel like that
person just gets forgotten, even if it was just this weekend,
that people aren't sharing the same pain as you, and
getting that text message I think would probably be nice
for them. Yeah, I mean, I just the other thing is,

(42:33):
I don't know what to say other than you know,
do I speak to him directly? Do I speak to
his family? You know? I I would speak to him
when my dad died and when another friend of mine
passed away, I texted them directly, and I just told

(42:54):
him how I was feeling and how I missed them
and I and you can just say, you know, I
missed I missed the conversation we have in the morning,
and you're the first person I talked to and it's
not the same, you know, stuff like that. Yeah, I'm
so sorry you're going through this, by the way, horrible. Well,
thank you very much. It's just obviously it's a it's
a shock to hear that anybody dies in a car crash,

(43:15):
and he was a very responsible person, very you know,
was not a crazy driver, you know, and just the
thought of what he went through and I've heard some
you know, some of the what happened in the crash
and what he may have gone through during that. That

(43:37):
really hurts me, but kind of gives me a little
bit of a closure to how he you know, what
happened in my mind, Well, it's three words, I miss you. Yeah,
and uh, I think it's so normal and so needed
to be able to express yourself, even if it's for

(43:58):
it's through a text, because you know, wherever he is now,
and that hasn't been fully explained to us how that works.
Wherever he is now in spirit or whatever, he'll get
that text. Yeah, you know, yeah, I know. I appreciate
all those ideas and thoughts to help. Definitely help. And uh,

(44:20):
I'm gonna cry, but you know, I'm gonna tell you something.
There's there are millions of people. There are millions of
people right now, and I'm not exaggerating millions of people
right now listening to this phone call who are all
putting you in their hearts and thinking positive thoughts for
you and your friend, and you deserve it. And I
hope you have. I hope you have a good day today,
good good luck getting through each and every day, and
you'll you'll be good, You'll get there. Thank you, thank

(44:43):
you very much. Sure, thank you for listening to us.
And text away, go ahead, text do it, okay, thank you, okay,
bye bye. Everyone has a story and everyone's going through something.
It may be something is as easy as mom and god,
my pants don't fit anymore, or it could be something
as as serious as what Shery's going through. You know,

(45:03):
everyone has a story, and I'm glad we spoke with her.
I used to text my dad all the time, and
then I guess they gave the phone number eventually, because
it's been two years to someone else. And I got
the phone rang back and it was I guess somebody saying, hey,
you know you called it was my dad. I need
freaked me out. I'm like and I realized, oh, they

(45:26):
gave his number, so I gotta stop texting it. Yeah,
So you know, I did the same thing. I texted
this phone number just until the person wrote back, hey,
this is someone else now. I'm really sorry, but this
is somebody else now. And I was like, okay, yeah,
they were nice about it. I just started writing in
a journal then yeah, there you go. All right, Um,
so your cousins in town and you guys went out

(45:47):
and played New York City tourists yesterday we did and
it was actually a bless yesterday. You guys know, the
afternoon was beautiful here. It was a crystal cleared time
to go up into the top of the Empire State Buildings.
So we did that. We took a tour of the
Empire State Building, did all of the new cool like
installations that they have there, went to this little pizza place,
went to another little like pub that was there. Central

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with my cousin, except did you make it? No? His
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Who does the phone taps? Gary Elvis, Elvis durand the
Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Danielle, what's it all about. Well,
Ben's girlfriend, Jamie is really jealous of a new girl
at the office that Ben works with. So we said,
let's call Jamie and say the a Halloween party at
the office and the new girl and Ben are going together.

(48:04):
So I set it up and then I kind of
let them take up. Yeah they do. Oh yeah, it's
another evil mad phone tap Halloween style. Here we go.
Hello him, me speak with Ben? Please? Ben is not
here right now? Can you give Ben a message for me?
I'm sorry? Who is this? This is Elena from the office. Oh, okay,

(48:26):
we're actually going to an office Halloween party together. We
work at the office together. I don't know if you've
ever mentioned me. Oh, I'm sorry. You're going to a
Halloween party. Yeah, there's a Halloween party at the office
and they're like pairing us off. Still, Ben and I
are going as Hugh Heffner and a playboy bunny. Your
bosses this. Yeah, there's no like hanky panky going on. Okay,

(48:48):
then why do you pick Hugh Heffner and a playboy bunny.
I'm sorry, it's a little skanky's inappropriate for an office
because I look good in the playboy bunny costume, That's why.
And I want to wear a costume that I feel
good and look good in. I'm sorry, that's inappropriate and
it's disrespectful. Well I'm disrespectful. And if it's not disrespectful,
because you have a problem with that, I will call

(49:09):
your boss. Your boyfriend picked my name out of a hat.
I don't know if boyfriend, I don't know that's some
official thing he has. My boyfriend. I'm not having some
office skank growing with him to some party. Excuse me,
office skank. Okay, you know what. Tell him that I
have the costume that it doesn't fit very well. It's

(49:30):
a little tight and short and skimpy, but I'm gonna
wear it anyway. Okay, goodbye. She is not happy with
you right now. Oh my god, she's gonna kill me,
all right, is She's gonna probably call you any second.
So okay, so we're gonna conference her in. This was
not your idea. This is an office policy thing. Okay, Okay,

(49:50):
here we go. So, um, I just talked to Elena. Yeah, yeah, no,
don't be an idiot. I just talked to Elena who
called my house, yelled at me and said that you
are going with her to some office party as Hugh
Hausner a playboy bunny. Oh I'm sorry, sorry, open chan

(50:11):
a little message for you that her little outfit is
too tight. Okay, okay, are you laughing? Are you laughing?
You know what? How are you to do that? You
gotta calm down, You gotta calm down. This is no
Do not tell me to calm down. Oh, you know
are so full of you know when we walk down
the street. One guy even looks at me and you
give me help. This girl called my house, and I'll

(50:32):
tell you one thing. To the bitch she got on
the phone, she was asking, oh cute, Oh where's then?
Oh what happened to party? This is some boy? You
don't tell me that. Who cares? Yeah, our own party
where you thought it would be used to be Shrek
and Fiona. I saw the costume. I look like, Oh girl,
it comes with green makeup. You know what? You can

(50:55):
bring one of your boys, dress him up a little
Eddie Murphy donkey and take him all right, because I'm
not going with you as I don't longer. Fiona, what
you will cute in the yoga costumes. Yeah, I will
cutter a little bunny costume. Oh I'm sorry, but that's
already taken with your other steak. Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah, yeah, Jamie,

(51:15):
Yeah yeah. Actually missus Danielle Narrow from Elvis Durand in
the Morning Show. You just got phone tapped, says you are.
I'm gonna you. Are you kidding me? Yes? I'm like
you are. I feel like a freaking idiot. There you go.

(51:37):
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What's your day all about today? Tracy? What are you doing? Okay?
What what are you doing today? I'm noting you. No,
you're not losing me. No, we have your number. If

(52:22):
we lose you, we'll call you back. We have your number.
So what what are you doing today? I am working today?
Am on your new phone? What yourself out? Now you're here?
This is funny. Hold on, we have your number, so

(52:45):
do not despair. Hold hold on a second. I'm going
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(53:06):
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It's a great day and I always am in a
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I just I've been listening to you guys since I
was probably in second grade. I'm twenty seven now, and
I just love you guys so much. You make my

(53:47):
day emory day. I love you guys, wake up to
you every morning. Thank you. I love you. I love
you guys. Before I tell you my story, I gotta
say I love you guys. I love you guys. You're
comident who you are. You're amazing on the radio. I
love think you show. You know the fact that you

(54:11):
listened to us it much much appreciated. Thank you so much.
We're honored to have you here. You know, um do
a lot of great concerts rolling around. I know Froggy
got to see Jonas Brothers the other night. I mean,
how fabulous was that show Frog which they were so good.
Kelsey Ballerini is on before they go on stage. Both
of them are such such a great show. And it's

(54:33):
an outdoor show, so everybody was safe and having a
good time. But it was really really a great concert.
The other concert going around around right now that everyone
is so so so enamored with of course Harry Styles.
Oh yeah, and I love Harry Remember last time I
was Remember the time he came here? Did we cram
his face into the birthday cake? Was when he was

(54:55):
with One Direction two years ago. He's been here since then.
What Brody? Oh, I was going to answer the cake thing,
but Danielle did. Yeah. Brodie's daughter Rachel went to see
Harry Styles the other night. Yeah. What night was Saturday
night at Madison Square Garden, the world's greatest arena. I'm
going to talk to your daughter about it because you're
walking up yet. Okay, well, so tell everyone what you

(55:19):
witnessed with your daughter the night she went to see
Harry Styles. While she was facetiming me and her mom
during the concert, and so I was expecting she worships him.
All of our dorm room Harry Styles pictures, right, and
so I expected he'd have the best time. But when
we facetimed her, the mascara was rolling down her face.
She was in tears, crying, Her friend was crying. My

(55:40):
other daughter was there, she was, you know, crying, And
so I was like, giving a good time about the best,
that's awesome. And then and then her mom picked her
up at the train station, and all the pictures in
the car she was taking selfies are just Masscara because
she was crying out of enjoyment and then crying that
it was over and crying that she didn't see Harry
anymore and cried the whole night. And then so I
had the best time of my life and it was

(56:02):
just tears, tears, tears. How do you explain that? I mean,
I get the same thing I told you guys when
I went to see George Michael back in the day, right,
and it was I think it was like he had
he was going to retire soon, blah blah blah. And
I remember my mom picking me up from the from
the arena and she was like and it was the
garden as well, and she was like, what the hell
happened to you? I dropped to it for this concert.

(56:24):
You're a disaster. You're crying, You're a disaster. I'm like,
I'm not gonna be anymore. He's so wonderful, And it
was just you love this person and you worship this
person so much. Their music, just them being on this
earth makes you so happy, and just being in their
presence and then not being in their presence. It just
does something to you. But okay, what is that something?

(56:46):
Is that? What is that something? I'm trying to define
what that is. So I don't have that something for humans,
but around animals, like there are certain animals. I mean,
if I see an elephant up close and personal, I
cry every single time. There's just something that my spirit
is like at do and them. And I think maybe
it's the same thing for these artists that, like Daniel said,
you just grow up whip them. Yeah. I remember one

(57:06):
morning we were at oh we were driving past the
Grand Canyon. We're driving from New Mexico to Las Vegas,
and we decided to take a little detour and I
remember it was morning, the sun was coming up, and
we stood on the edge of the Grand Canyon and
I started I started crying. And my friend Karen, I remember,
She's like, are you okay? And I went look look

(57:28):
at this and she started crying. And this happened to me.
We're looking at the ocean one morning. Really, that happened
in the Inner Passage in Alaska. It's like nothing like
I've ever experienced in my life. I didn't realize anything
like that was even out there in the world, and
it just took my breath totally. So what we're talking
about here in a way is like losing control. And

(57:49):
I'm not I'm not meaning like in a bad way.
It's just when you're always in charge of driving your
car or in charge of a conversation or whatever, you're
in charge. But sometimes things overcome you absolutely and they
take charge. Yeah, and that's when you can actually just
let it do its thing. And we need to do

(58:10):
more of that. Yes, get out into nature. I think
for me when it comes to again, I can not
necessarily humans, but with nature, I'm like I could never
man could never create something like this. It feels like
it's this gift from the universe that has just been
given to you. And it moves me so much. Like
when we did our off the Grid trip, Diamond, Andrew
and I. We were sitting outside in Sequoyan National Park

(58:31):
at night and we saw so many shooting stars. I
thought I was going to die. I was so moved
by it. I'm like, this is incredible. Diamond had never
seen one in her life. It was just the coolest
thing ever. You remember that, Diamond, Oh yeah, great night.
But Harry Styles, though somewhat man made somewhat man and

(58:52):
woman made. Yeah yeah, I mean, um, you know, but
to go to a Harry Styles concert and just did
you have Rachel no phone? She's still sleeping, Okay, Scary
Scary saw a cupcake once. It made him cry. He
saw a stack of pancakes forget. I was in Hawaii
with my girlfriend and we were in a helicopter and
looking over where the Jurassic Park area was, and all

(59:15):
of a sudden, the music starts playing in our headphones.
They did that on purpose. My girlfriend starts blowing up
into tears and crying. I'm but what's the matter you? Okay?
It's great, And she's like when when when something bigger
than you invades your space and you just let it
do it. That's a great feeling, absolutely feeling small. There's

(59:36):
something about that that's important. And a little version of
that is you know, if Alex called a day and said, hey,
I made reservations for having dinner's night, I don't have
to think about it. Yeah, it's like it's a small
version of that. It's like, great, it's great to let
someone else or something else take charge, like Nate, for instance.
I wish she would take charge That's how I feel.

(59:56):
Also with Disney with the castle, and when I first
walked down me Street like every year for the first
time and I see the castle, like it's just just like,
isn't it great? It's the coolest feeling. You know, what's up? Nate?
Doctor Jeannie? Okay, if you want me to Hello Jeannie?
What's going on? Hi? Elvis? Hi? Everyone? Hello, Jennie. I
had a dream of you last night. Oh many people do. Yeah,

(01:00:20):
what's going on? I was talking to make because I
went to the Enrique list. Yes, Ricky Martin concert. Oh
was that last night? Because I got I got a
text from Enrique yelling at me for not being there.
Oh no, I actually went Saturday. I'm very lucky my
husband didn't go because I probably would have ended up pregnant. Wow.

(01:00:45):
So was it Enrique? There's something about him or Pitbull
or I mean, I mean Ricky Martin. I mean what happened?
I mean it started with Enrique. I don't know how
you guys can stand him. Oh my god, he is gone.
And I had I was lucky enough because I hadn't

(01:01:05):
gone anywhere, so I decided to splurge on tickets. So
I was like in the like the sweat feats, you know,
like if he would have like turned around too quickly,
he would have splat it on me. Na. It was
just I think that was just well, this is sitting
into the conversation we're having. I mean, were you overcome
with emotion? I mean, was it that powerful? It was?

(01:01:26):
I mean I was saying I walk up the next
day and my whole body felt like I had found
like boot camp, you know, because I was, like I sith,
I felt hungover. I didn't drink, I felt hung over.
My throat heard. I mean, like I thought a moment's like,
oh my god, I'm having is it COVID? But I
don't know. It's just me screaming and staying up late.
How fun. Jeanie had a great note. I've been Rique's

(01:01:49):
phone number right now. If you want it, I'll give
it to you. Well, my my husband's still here, so
maybe I don't know. I'm glad that you were overcome
with emotion and he you know, I get it. It's
good to submit. It's hard for some people just to
go all right, just take me, yes, it's all you.

(01:02:10):
Let's sit here and whatever happens to me. Happens, Genie.
I'm glad you had a great time. I can hear
it on the phone. It sounds great. Oh my god,
I love you guys. Tell him, yes, he was spectacular.
Thank you, Genie. Take care of everyone. Was he in
town because I got a message last he was. He
was there Saturday night and Sunday. Saturday, I think at

(01:02:32):
P and C. Sunday was at the Garden. He's in
Miami this weekend and then in Orlando the following weekend.
You want to Miami to see him? Actually, I'm going
to the Orlando show on the thirtieth old When why
did you? When did he send me this? Are we
on there? Are we talking? How? How did he Saturday
or Sunday night or maybe yesterday? Because you didn't go
Saturday or Sunday yesterday? Okay, last night at six thirty,

(01:02:53):
he said, you left me hanging yesterday, big hug. And
I said, I love it when you hang and he
gave me an ll h. You should have said that
you were there. Just google image to photo and sent
it to him like, look at me. I was in
the room. What are you talking about? I was hiding
in your dressing room exactly anyway. So, yeah, being overcome
by whatever bigger than you, more powerful than you, it's

(01:03:15):
great to give into that. I have no problem with it,
right Frog. Yeah, I did the same thing at the
super Bowl, And every time my son and I sometimes
he'll say to me, Hey, Dad, can we watch the highlights?
And we just sit down and we look at each other,
and I can see we both get a tear in
our eye and we're overcome by that moment because that
is a night I will never ever forget as long
as I live. How cool is that? All Right, get

(01:03:36):
out there in the world, find things that are bigger
than you and let them take you over. That's the assignment.
Nice's going around the room. Nate. We'll start with you.
What's on your minds? Okay, Well, I've been indulging in
our good friend Audible, listening to several books. Oh yeah,
and I took up one of your suggestions of us
The Greatest Generation by Tom Brokaw. Oh fabulous, fabulous book.

(01:03:57):
What those people went through our grant, I guess who
would be our grandparents and great grandparents. What an incredible
set and group of people. What they went through, they
went through, the depression, they went through World War Two,
and I know we have it tough right now, but
my god, it was just something else to go through
what they went through. So learn about it, and if

(01:04:18):
you're lucky enough to have anybody still alive from that generation,
talk to them and find out their story. Very good point.
Thanks for using Audible favorite things. Hey Gandhi, what's up
with you? Hi? I need you guys to weigh in
on something that has been popping around in my head
for a while. I think I need to change my
Instagram handle from baby Hods. Yeah you say no, but

(01:04:39):
I'm not a baby anymore. Why because I'm not a
baby and I don't want people to think that I'm
trying to act like a baby or like, you know,
hold onto it. You never were a baby and you
had baby Hansah like it was what was it ten
twenty eleven when it came out, I wasn't, you know,
making the best choices. Thought it would be temporary. Now
it's stuck, and now I just feel stupid when people
ask me like, oh, what's her Instagram name? And I
say baby hots. Also I look hot Sauce grew up

(01:05:01):
not taken yet and neither is adult hot sauce. Now
that you just said that they might be, don't take them. People,
Come on, can you break so you guys say no,
don't change it. When I think of baby House, I
don't think of you. I think of like the little
bit tiny bottle. That's what I was thinking of when
I came up with it. But I don't want you know,
it's just weird to help people. All right, I'm gonna
miss Sam. What's up with you? So? Nate and I

(01:05:25):
were talking about this the other day, And when I
go through my Instagram dms, and you know, I'm thanking
people for being so nice about my engagement two weeks ago.
The most common question I'm getting now is can I
see the ring? You haven't posted a picture of the ring,
and that is by design. I have not taken a
close up photo of the ring where we're blurred in
the background and you're looking at the rock, because I

(01:05:47):
don't feel that's a super nice thing to do. I
think ring culture in general is pretty messed up. And
it's not even something William had to buy. This is
my grandmother's, so I don't know. I feel kind of
icky about taking that photo. Why don't you go go
to Harry Winston today and try on like a four
million dollars ring, Like grandma, you had poor ass tastes.

(01:06:12):
We didn't post Courtney Kardashian's new rings. I'll photoshop my
face making out with Travis. But I think our hand
is like dragging. The fling is a planet, truly. I'm
with you don't have to show that ring if you
don't want. There's a reason people. I love my grandma.
But Williams didn't have to Bay Squad. But it means
it means something like he said, I'm not really into

(01:06:32):
ring culture. I think it's messed up. Froggy, what's going on?
You know, sometimes you have to give things a chance.
Last week, our sponsor for the free Money phone tap
was Goose Creek Candle Coming Yeah, and I want to
say they I got three candles, and the one that
I was least excited about, vanilla tobacco and amber, has
become our favorite candle. Everybody who comes in our house

(01:06:54):
buys one. Mother's sitting here because it smells so so good.
It's not too strong that it smells amazing. It makes
the entire house smell good. But every person who's come
over has bought one while they're sitting here because they
can't believe I good a smell. So wow. It's just
the lesson to sometimes you gotta give things a chance.
They'll be surprised at how good they are. It's like
you're living a candle showroom. Hey, scary, what's wait? Wait,

(01:07:14):
twenty percent off of used code Elvis. Here's the code
of Elvish, twenty percent off. All right, we gotta scary go.
You know, just when you lose faith in humanity, people
like the parking meter ferry appear in your life. On Friday,
Sam and I, who were coming to my walking to
my car, and the next thing you know, a guy
was walking up and down the row putting renewing people's

(01:07:37):
parking meters and he goes. He says, listen, sir, I
just paid your parking. That guy was about to ticket you.
He saw the ticket person coming down the street in
the ticket car. He started going over across windshield. A
Gandhi was there too, Boom boom boom, giving out money,
putting him on the windshield, saying hey, look all this
parking is paid. Go away. So nice of him. Did

(01:08:01):
you find out who you need to like? Brush? Your
tea garlic from the people find out we love Francisco.
Thank you, Francis bag. Hey Danielle, I'm sure your breath
is really bad, Danielle. What's up? So in my house,
when I make like pasta for dinner, everyone likes it differently.
Some no sauce, some a lot of sauce. I'm like

(01:08:23):
oil and garlic. I'm always making a different dish extra
garlic for scary. Yeah, exactly. So last night I had
a little bit of pasta leftover, and I'm like, well,
what am I going to do for myself? So I
just put butter and parmesan cheese like I was a kid.
It was with some pepper. Oh my gosh. Sometimes you
just got to act like a child, and it was fantastic.
I never turned down pepper. So good, so good, good

(01:08:46):
for you. Do it for you. Butter, butter, it's butter.
It's better with butter everything. As they say, we didn't
do Danielle's report. That's okay, No, it's not. Well, we
could do it again, coming up in a little a
few minutes. Okay, it's very okay, Danielle. I swear to
God your reports coming up text again. I want bush

(01:09:09):
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a store near you. Elvis Duran in the morning Shower. Okay,
I swear to god, We're gonna get to the Danielle Report.
I keep I keep putting you off. Danielle yesterday said,
oh God, I love it if our friends at Artichoke
Pizza just showed up tomorrow, so this morning they walk

(01:09:53):
in with what twelve pizzas? Yeah, maybe more. I just
had another bite and did you every eat that bite?
And you go to yourself? Maybe I should not have
had that bite? Always Yeah, struggling. Yeah, there's something going on.
I don't know what. I don't know what's happening. Are
you going to have a reversal while we're on the air.
I don't know, No, No, I don't know. I don't know.

(01:10:15):
I don't know. Hey, can we talking about producer Sam
since she's not in here. The fact that you know,
her engagement ring was her grandmother's ring. Her fiance will
just got off with no problem. Yeah he really cash in. Yeah,
good for him. He got off easy not having to
buy a ring. No, No, I understand the sentimental thing. Yeah,

(01:10:39):
but you know, and I'm sure he's like, yeah, god,
it's so beautiful, and he turns the other way and goes, yes,
maybe she can kind of lord this over his head
to get a bigger gift of something else. I don't
know what I think. I think William should have to
pay whoever value for that ring, Like, here's a couple
of thousand dollars mom or whoever was holding the ring. Seriously,

(01:11:00):
he got off easy, chilly, my husband an engagement present.
So now because she he didn't pay for the ring,
does he not get an engagement present? Here she comes,
we're not talking the most shallow conversation about the money.
I guess talking smack about me. Well, the fact that

(01:11:22):
you're you Will didn't have to spend a penny on
a ring, Yeah, isn't it awesome for him? No? Froggy
thinks this is a shallow conversation. I'm happy for him
because on the terrible end of the engagement scale, I
got something a lot better than I would have had
he had to pay for it. But again that's just
the shallow He couldn't afford this ring, the dude said, debt.

(01:11:44):
He's putting himself through a doctor of physical therapy program. Okay,
I was going to get a like a n onion
ring if it was up to his page delicious sounds
you're going to buy him an engagement gift. I didn't
know I had to. We don't have to, but a
lot some people do not. More like Sheldon wanted a
new computer at the time, so I got his gift

(01:12:05):
was actually a brand new computer. Oh that's nice. Sure,
I'll get him an onion ring too. I don't know.
Don't you love that when you're not in the room,
everyone's talking about you. Oh, it's my favorite thing about
this blaze. What are you gonna say about me when
I'm not around? All the things, all the things you
guys pretty much talk to my face. I assume it
will get back to you somehow, So I try and

(01:12:27):
temperate with kindness. You know, there have been people in
the show's past who feel as if they can trust
others to talk to talk smack about me, and they
will come to me every single time. I just want
you to know that. Can I make something really clear? Yes,
if you want to talk trash about Elvis, I'm not
the person to come to you, because I'm telling you
right now, I'm gonna tell him he tells me every
second we hang up. I'm probably not even gonna wait

(01:12:48):
for the phone to disconnect. I'm gonna tell there are
people who used to work here who would go to
Nate and go, oh kid, enable go do you know
what they're saying about you? Damn right? And so you
know what is this? Is it like this in all
circles of friends? I mean no, I try not to
talk crap about my friends when they're not around. Yeah,
what does it to be crap? It's just saying anything, oh, well,

(01:13:10):
nice things. I don't care if that gets back. What's
getting that's so two faced though, I have First of all,
has there been anybody in this room that have said
anything about you that got back to you that you're
harboring right now that we don't know? You know? But
you know, yes, and and yes, yes, really. Look look
I learned a long time ago when I was caught
talking smack about when my boss is. He said, look,

(01:13:32):
this is what happens if you're in management, which I'm not.
If you're in management and people need to blow up
steam behind your back, let them do it. It's just
it's just they love you, you love them. It's like whatever,
all right, But we're talking about friends. We're talking about
producer Sim's cheap fiance. Yeah, I broke. We move on.

(01:13:52):
And plus maybe she would have had to wait longer
for the engagement if if she had to wait for
him to buy the ring, right, because if he's broken,
you know, you can give me a nightmare. We're moving on.
We're moving on. We're okay. Um, there was something else?
Did you notice? I'm wearing a graphic tea today, the
stay Puff Marshmallow Man. I think it looks cute on you.

(01:14:14):
I couldn't. I didn't have a T shirt that fit,
so I had to go into Alex's closet today and
he's in bed. What are you doing on my closet? Nothing?
Stealing your oversized shirts? What's that brony? That's a major
pro for being gay? What do you mean. Well, if
I have the clothing doesn't fit and I need something
to I can't go into my wife's closet and take
out one of her like women's small blouse a blouse. Oh,

(01:14:37):
I don't mean clean underwear, Honey. Can I borrow your
panties or you're you're I know Froggy hates that word.
But you living with a guy who's roughly the same
basic size, a little larger muscular. He's muscular, Well you
can wear his stuff. It's big on you elvis, so
that makes you feel better. It's it's a little tight.
I tried. Um, all right, I may go gay. This
is a great idea. You should on behalf of all gays.

(01:14:59):
We would welcome you. Thank you just for the cloth.
There's other benefits tell me, well, get to that later. Hey, Garrett, Yes,
you have some sound going on. Yes, we're talking about
the rover on Mars capturing some sound. So I was
able to get it, and it's kind of interesting. So
what I learned was the audio that they used to

(01:15:19):
on the Mars rover was stuff that you could buy
at any electronics store, So they probably went to the
local best Buy or PC Richard and Son got a microphone,
put it on the rover and send it to Mars,
and this is how they captured it. All right, So
this is the wind on Mars. Wow. Cool. Yeah, it's
very muffled because the h the air so dense. But

(01:15:42):
here here's some more. So this is the Mars rover.
If it's on Mars. Do I call it the Mars
rover or do I just call it the ros What sounds?
All right? This is the the rover driving on Mars
and the wheels are metal. So this is the sound
that it makes. Oh that's kind of cool. I would

(01:16:04):
I want to be there. Yeah. And if you've ever
seen a movie and think laser zapping things, just wipe
that out of your mind. This is what a laser
sounds like zapping rocks on Mars. Yeah exactly. So then
this is what you've got a laser bowl cleaner, tap

(01:16:29):
the glass. And this is what a helicopter sounds like
flying around Mars. Okay, yeah, so there you go. So
that is right from NASA, right from their YouTube page.
So I just I could sit there and just listen
to that wind for like ten minutes. I just love.
They went to the local electronics store and just bought

(01:16:50):
microphones and threw it on the rovers. Yeah, exactly, all right,
now this will definitely well. This gave me all the
fields this morning. So a dad was away for two
years from this family on deployment in Afghanistan. Just came
home a few days ago his son. His son was
sleeping in bed and his dad, Dad came into the

(01:17:10):
sun's room to wake him up. And this is what
it sounds like. Wow, dandy, two years horrible. I can't

(01:17:39):
hear that. Wow, that was amazing. I've heard it five
times so I've stopped crying. But I was in my
studio this morning just bawling. Gandhi, you're not you and
I have chosen a life without children, but you just
heard what one of the things we're missing by not
being parents. We can still watch it. It was great.

(01:17:59):
You know, I'll come to me, come on what My
dad's been gone for almost two years, so voice might
not be a good thing, good to be scary, but
that was great. That was a great piece of sound.
All right, and switching gears. We all know Peter Griffin's
laugh right sounds like this, Yes, I sound a camel.

(01:18:24):
That sounds exactly like it. This may make me cry.
What if you had a camel on mars Alright? Okay,

(01:19:03):
oh my god. We went through a lot of emotions.
We just went through a lot of emotions. You're not
allow in this room yet. Thank you. You're a good
American everyone. Yeah, Danielle, are you ready? Yeah? I think so.
Do we do the daniel Report? I don't know. We didn't.
It's now time for an hour later? All right, So Daniell,

(01:19:23):
why are you always so late? Danielle? Where to gosh?
I teased this an hour ago. Drake has a doppelganger. Now.
I don't know if you've heard the story, but it's
the hashtet. They've been using his fake Drake and he's
warning around. He was running around last week all weekend.
Some people thought he was real. But he's been partying
like a clubs. I've been thinking hanging out. But him
looks just like him. It's like a doppelganger, but it's

(01:19:45):
not him. It's fake Drake. His face is shorter and rounder. Yeah,
if you're a real Drake fan, you wouldn't be fooled.
Fake Drink Kardashians. A new project will be on Hulu
and of course they filmed the Courtney and Travis and
Gagement for the show. No really, yes, cameras were rolling.
So we've been all following obviously the Gabby, the Gabby

(01:20:08):
Potito story and Brian laundry. So they're still looking for Brian.
There's a guy who I guess is the doppel ganger
of him, and he was hanging out in a hotel
and the people that worked at the hotel called the
authorities saying that Brian was there. They rushed in with
guns and everything, and they went in to try to

(01:20:28):
get the guy, and they the people at the hotel
had to say they were really sorry because it turned
out it wasn't him. So what did they give him?
A free night and a complimentary breakfast? Does it? Let
me tell yourself, the damn hotel. If you're coming in
with guns of blazon telling me that you know I'm
gonna be arrested, h not gonna happen. Cold Play tried

(01:20:51):
writing James Bond theme song. They tried for twenty years.
They tried for five different movies. They said they never
submitted it because none of the song were good. Oh,
they decided it wasn't good. Let's see what are we
watching The Bachelorette Queens the series premiere there with Brandy
and Eve the voices on New Amsterdamazon Succession. If you're
watching that only Murders in the Building. It is the

(01:21:14):
last episode of that on Hulu tonight our today, and
that is my Daniel report. That's it. Yeah, not only
you can go on in for hours if you want. Well, okay,
Little Nozas and Jack Harlowe. Their song is number one.
Luke Brian is hosting the twenty twenty one CMA Awards.

(01:21:35):
H I know you're excited about that, Froggy. Yes, the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame U some of the inductors,
not the inductees have been announced. Let's see Paul McCartney,
Taylor Swift to Barrymore, Angela Bassett, HBO, November twentieth. Well, then,
you know, I'm just kind of trying to find things

(01:21:55):
just to throw at you now. But you're just rattling.
You're you're not into it. I can tell they weren't.
This wasn't part of the plan, Daniel. What is this
dress that everyone's talking about you that you can't buy anymore?
It's the Gandi tried to buy it? Did? What is it?
It's on Fashion Nova. It looks almost a little bit
like a wrap dress, but when you tie it, it's
got these ties on the side that tied down into
the front, and when you sinch it, it makes your

(01:22:17):
waist look so teeny tiny compared to before. It is
a little bit of an optical illusion because of the
pattern of the dress. But it is a beautiful dress
and I try to buy it and it's all sold out.
So how do these things become like so hot and
then they just disappear? I mean, obviously someone out there
is making a big deal out of it, that's it,
and so like, for instance, we're sitting here talking about
it right right. Fashion Nova is genius when it comes

(01:22:40):
to marketing. I mean they have gotten every celebrity on
the planet to endorse their clothing. So I think that
probably one of the celebrities got ahold of it, posted
it and bam, that thing took off. Yeah I want
it's Fashion Nova. Can we please get that dress? The expensive, no,
not at all dress is like twenty four bucks. Really yeah, awesome?
How do we get them? Let's create something, Let's create

(01:23:02):
a buzz about something that we're going to profit off
of I don't know, junk in the studio. Yeah, just
crap in the studio, get it out of here anyway, scary.
I need a song. I gotta got a few songs.
I don't like any of those, like any of these
three songs. No, Neon Trees, Gym Class Heroes, Danity Kane, Oh, okay,

(01:23:28):
song in my head, Oh I was good, my man,
and the drama that came out of Dannity Cane. Come

(01:23:50):
on just for that alone, Nate, you don't like that song?
I love that song. I always get me into it.
Hold on, Diamond, do you want to hear that? Yeah?
I standing up Froggy Froggy. Do you like them? So? Yeah?
I do. I like Dannity Kane all right? Green Day
into Danity Kane. Danity Kane into Green Day either way,

(01:24:11):
it's a train wreck. So what do is it? A
texted and what you guys gave me a great idea
from listening to your show. I feel how I could
do radio too, an do a show. It's true, you can,
but you're not. Ye. He's like going to an art museum.
You're like, oh I could I could paint that? Well,
you could, but you didn't. Right, go ahead, starts your

(01:24:33):
little show. You do that, You do that, you do
you love it? I love what I mean. People are
I'm funny. You should put me on your show? What
you all don't have that power? Second of all, that's
not how that works. No, it's not being funny, but
waking up. It's this ungodly hour, right, all right, I
got a little music in. Oh is it time to
talk about Hello friends? Is Elvis durranding goodbye to my

(01:25:00):
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(01:26:29):
is Hi. You want to talk about something happy or
something frustrating, you can choose it. We can be Funolis
we do both no, no, no on one's not good,
one's good. Let's take a foot. You want to talk
about something that's kind of like not whiny, but you know,
just like a problem I'm having with with society. What

(01:26:51):
do you want to talk about? You know, like I
go whiny problems? Yes, yeah, please give us your societal problems.
I don't. You'd rather something fun? Can you? Can you
make fart noises under your arm? Go? Oh I can't.
I can make it with my mouth? Well we all can,

(01:27:12):
can you go? It would makes sense. I ran into
someone yesterday who was who would? They were triggered right
in front of me, and it was it was there
was a group of us and we've all started walking
backwards slowly while while whistling and looking at the sky
like you know, like Homer Simpson fading into the bushes.

(01:27:35):
It's like people get triggered, like, oh now, but I
realize I'm no better than they are because I get
triggered at people who were triggered. Yeah, what was your
meme that you posted? Gandhi? Oh? I posted this the
other day on Instagram And it's funny because some people
were triggered by it. But it says, expecting everyone to
tiptoe around what triggers you is one thing I hate.
Learned to work through your own triggers and quit expecting

(01:27:56):
everyone not to trigger you, because it's just not realistic,
it's not right. At the same time, there is a
line you can cross by being rude. And you know,
if I said something really rude, that is there a
difference between being triggered and just defended, like, god right,
how rude to say that? You know, I don't know,
you just don't be an ass, you know what? Well,
I just think that we all kind of need to
start taking responsibility for ourselves and our own emotions and

(01:28:18):
how to navigate through life and not expecting the world
to be the root of my happiness or my sadness
because they don't care. Sorry to say that, but no
one cares about you as much as like you tend
to care about these things. So if someone's just living
their life and then you come around talking about all
the things they're not supposed to do, they don't care.
You have to figure that out for yourself. You're responsible

(01:28:39):
for your happiness. What's the work on it. I don't
get this. It wasn't till long ago, someone was someone
was offended by something. We said whatever, and they sent
this text and at the end of the text it
said do better. Yeah, now, okay, here's my thing to
do better people. I just I get this vision of
someone like on a throne, look looking down at the

(01:29:00):
world like, everyone do better, right, perfect? And my thing is,
you know, as soon as you get your life figured out,
then you can come work on mine. Do better. And
my favorite is when people are like trying to shame
you for something that has to do with let's say
human rights or ethics or anything like that, and they're
tweeting you from their iPhone about it. Shut up, I

(01:29:22):
don't want to hear it. Okay, let's talk about I
don't want to bring everyone down. But we live in
this triggered society, and like I said, there are times
if someone says something that's blatantly awful, you can look
at them and go, you know what, can we talk
about what you just said because it wasn't very nice, right.
There's a difference between that and someone who's like on

(01:29:43):
their throne trying to preach to the masses and better
positive discourse about something where we can agree, we can
disagree about things. That's okay. It doesn't mean one of
us has to be canceled. It doesn't mean that I
am being rude to you or trying to hurt your feelings.
We just dis agree about things. It can be just
that and we can move on. We cancel things way

(01:30:04):
too fast. Well I know, but I just walked them on.
I'm I'm blocking people left it right, So I'm a
canceled guy. Huh. I think if I canceled everyone that
said something rude to me, I wouldn't have anyone to
follow on instack room stop. Okay, someone just sent this
text yesterday or yesterday. Please give a warning before talking
about things that are triggering? Are is that like a spoiler?

(01:30:32):
We're about to say something. It's gonna be very offensive
everything we talk about. Here we go. You just start
to the show with trigger warning. Okay, here's what I did,
brilliant broadcaster. Ian I said, we can either talk about
something about like triggering, which is negative, or you have fun.
We're having fun talking about triggering. Very good. Yeah, I'm

(01:30:52):
having a genius morning show host. I'm having a blast
being me right now, what's to do better? Triggered people?
Does that mean that that they're making money, they're problem
my problem, because that's not my problem. If you're you
have a problem, I don't know. Like I said, it's
it depends on what it is, and we all look
at it. We all look at different topics in different ways.

(01:31:14):
Some things that may upset you may not upset me,
you know, I don't know. I don't know. But when
you look at me, go do better. You know what,
I'll do better by canceling you out of my life. Right.
But aren't those the people that we usually go back
and look at their history, their text history. It's all like,
oh yeah, they complain. They've been complaining about how awful
we are for like ten years. It's all negative stuff. Okay,

(01:31:38):
so out of the room, let's talk about everyone listening.
Go out and have a good day to day. Yeah,
you know what, Just enjoy the sunshine or the rain
or whatever the hell is doing where you are? What?
What brody? What's wrong with that? Some people can't go
out in the sun because the skilled skin elements. You
just defended all of them. I'm sorry it made you
do that. You can adore the sun from a farm.
Vampires are going to cancel you. The vampires have canceled me.

(01:31:59):
Belo deep breath. Okay, ye read that again? What you
just read? Oh? Every expecting everyone to tiptoe around what
triggers you is one thing I hate. Learn to work
through your own triggers and quit expecting everyone not to

(01:32:20):
trigger you, because it's just not realistic. I like this text.
You can add this to your list. Okay. I live
by the three f's in life. If you're not feeding, financing,
or fing that, you have no say in my life.
I like that. Agree. Ye Hi, This is Halsey. This

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I never ever experienced it. But I've never been dumped
in a relationship. Never. No. I mean there's this one guy,
but he was he was a dumbass. He really dumped me.
He just like just fell off the planet. We're just

(01:33:23):
ready for it, so it didn't matter. Yeah, and I'm
you know, I'm almost done with life, so I'm hoping. Look,
I'm married. I'm hoping I'm going to continue the trend
of not being dumped. Okay, Um, But the thing is is,
if you depending on here you talking to, if you're
the person who dumped someone ended the relationship, sometimes you're

(01:33:45):
considered to be the heartless monster, you know whatever. And
I'm hoping that if a relationship is not working out,
you do have the well you have, you have the
wherewithal to maneuver out of that in a nice respectful way. Yeah.
Well yes, unless they were really well no, no, yeah no,

(01:34:05):
if it was if they had it coming, yeah, Carrianda,
which needs to be you know, involved, and you know,
so it's it's so easy to immediately think of the
person who was let go out of the relationship. They're like,
oh god, you know, I'll feel awful for them, and
I know what they're going through. Well I don't because
I've never been. Yeah, but what about the person who

(01:34:25):
dumps it, dumps them? I mean, there is emotional stuff
going on there too. It's not the easiest thing in
the world to like say I this isn't working for
me without a doubt. I stayed in a relationship for
years after I knew it was over because I felt
so guilty about breaking up with him, and I was like,
what's it going to do to his life? I feel
so sad for him. I know he doesn't want this,
and it was awful. But you gotta pull the trigger

(01:34:47):
and just do that sometimes. I was reading an article
yesterday from bold dot com the seven stages the dumper
goes through after a breakup. They check all the socials,
just kind of check on you, see if you're doing okay. Totally,
I got blocked the last friends about you, yep, don't
overthink how it went. Maybe you could have done it better. Regret.
They'll reread old messages, they will inevitably rebound, they'll experience regret,

(01:35:13):
and they'll feel relief. So if you're the dumper, those
are your seven stages of what you're gonna go through.
Today's to day you're gonna dump someone you're I don't
believe it. See I don't believe an a hundred friends.
I think it depends if someone really did you wrong
and you dump in there ask for that reason, I'm
gonna skip ball seven steps. You say that, But sometimes
it's more complicated than that. Sometimes you still love him

(01:35:35):
even though they made a big old hairy mistaken they
totally I would try to talk to his friends and
be like, how's he doing? Is he okay? And a
couple of his friends were like, I was specifically told
I'm not allowed to answer that question. If you ask
me what really okay? You know you go, oh yeah, no,
I don't care about that part. I just wanted to
know if he was okay, Like, is he doing all right?

(01:35:55):
Not that I can do anything about it, but how's
he doing? And he also did the thing where he
went to all of our mutual friends and tried to
make them choose. You have to pick between the two
of us. I was like, all right, all right, let's
talk about the seven deadly sins. Let's scary as ready,
there's seven of them. I'm going to assume we each

(01:36:15):
on average number three of them in our lives. O
let me give you the seven deadly deadly sins? Right? Yeah, yeah?
Why is it deadly? Why don't you call them deadly? Sins.
I'll google that anyway. Okay, So number one is lust.
Let's discuss lust. Why is this a sinful? Yeah? Well,
I'm thinking they take it to the degree, you know whatever.

(01:36:39):
So lust being unrestrained, sexual craving, it sounds like a
good tone. Should we just rethink these may maybe add
some to it? I think so? Yeah? Okay, So so
we're saying a question mark next to lust, right, Okay,
I think I got that all right? Uh. Number two, God,
my favorite gluttony. Oh of that one. Okay, that's too overindulge,

(01:37:02):
especially by over eating. I've a problem with that one.
So you do. We all do, because we're gonna die
if we eat ourselves to death. Yep, diabetes. Yeah, so
we agreed. Gluttony that's a good one. It's a good
thing to fill up and enjoy foods. Another thing just
to keep on eating till you explode. All right? Right?
Number three scent Greed, Absolutely, the excessive desire for material things.

(01:37:24):
It's pretty bad, totally excessives. I mean, you know, Amazon
shows up every day. Sou froggy, lust, gluttony, greed, any
of those good for you. I don't have an issue
with lust, but gluttony and greed. Absolutely those are no gos.
Right number four on scaris list, I mean sloth. I

(01:37:47):
think it's sloth sloth. I think it's slow. Think it's slow.
I thought it was named after the animal that's slow, fluff.
I've always hurt sloth anyway you have, Yeah, well look
that up. I don't know. I think we can all
learn something about. Yeah, you're about to convince the majority
of the people listening to Okay, laziness or lack of effort,
and it would be sloth. Aren't lazy? I don't know.

(01:38:08):
Maybe we're gonna find out. But yeah, I got a
little sloth in me, a little bit. But I think
people need a little bit more sloth in them, don't they.
People need to kind of stop every now and then
and just enjoy their lives and take a break. Well,
the well, the sin isn't relaxation. Their sin is like
over relaxation. It's like not doing anything. Okay, Nate, if

(01:38:30):
you were wrong about sloth, you will face my wrath
better than you're lust. Okay, so far, lust, gluttony, greed, sloth,
but but reed sloth again. Could just to kind of
look at Gandhi's point, laziness or lack of effort. Okay,
all right, they're saying it's a sin. Number five wrath,

(01:38:56):
uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger. Okay, how's that sloth
thing working out? Slow? If it's slowly, it technically both.
I just looked it up. It had the oh with
the flat line across which oh slow? Okay, I didn't
know that. Did you guys know about a right? Well,
you're saying now you know you will not have to
rule the day, and it comes from slow being lazy? Okay, okay? Um. Wrath,

(01:39:23):
uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger. Yeah, I think that's
a sin. Yeah yeah, uncontrolled envy, jealousy towards another's happiness.
Oh that's all. That's a terrible one. I hate that
are coveting somebody else's stuff. Hap, people have their stuff,
your v What about our friend DJ Envy on the
breakfast close, He's different. I'm I'm DJ sloth Um. And finally,

(01:39:53):
number seven, they're saying it's a deadly sin. Pride. I'm like,
you know what, My whole house is done in rain colors.
I don't know what my problem is dedicated to. Gays
are going to hell you sinners. We paraded for it. Okay,
so explain that to us we need you need. Pride
is the most serious and most deadly. Yes it is.
It's an inflated sense of one's accompani slightly different pride,

(01:40:22):
but I think it's what narcissism I guess would be
something close right there. Yeah, if it's carried out too far? Okay,
So let's uh, we all think lust is Okay, I
think we're about to eliminates I think it is. We
have to replace it with something else though, um over
photoshopping your Instagram photos done? Yes, People who say do better? Yeah,

(01:40:47):
you know what, what would the word be? People who
really think they have the right to tell you you're
a piece of trash when they really are self righteousness
a piece of trash. Maybe I'm judging and I'm that's
pride then, right, okay, falls into pride. So next time
someone tells me to do better, I'm gonna say, hey,
you know what, why don't you squelch your pride? Do

(01:41:09):
your pride? What sty When people who TikTok in traffic
they set up their ring lights and stuff, those people
should be on this list. That's the deadly sin, talking,
and traffic should come up with our own list entirely.
You could die, yes, people could be all right. Okay,
so that was There's gotta be a more general term

(01:41:30):
for that, um self, social media, whatever. I don't know.
Something pride, would selfishness follow fall under any of those things? Pride?
Maybe I don't know. Um let's read. Let's review lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy,

(01:41:54):
and pride. So do we all have a little drop
of all of these or or some worse than others?
For some times of football game makes me feel wrath? Okay,
I mean I would say I am the biggest offender
of gluttony and sloth for sure at the same time. Yeah,

(01:42:14):
one leads to the other. Come on too much food
coma and then here's my I'll do this for you.
I'll be such a glutton and I'll be so slothy.
You won't lust after me. But you're helping us. Thank you.
I'm helping you squet your lust. Nate. This says it
here that it's a grouping and classification of vices within

(01:42:36):
Christian teachings. They're not mentioned in the Bible, but they're
classified under this category if they directly give rise to
other immoral immoralities. So because it causes you to do
other bands stuff. Yeah, I always thought vanity was one
of the sins, but I guess it's not. Yeah, I
will too, I guess not scary wants to add deceit

(01:42:58):
absolutely and hippo. I think lying should be on there. Yeah,
I want to understand. Oh, someone just said intolerance on
the text message. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah,
it's just sitting right there. Let's take out lust, put
an intolerance done? All right, Lust, feel free to lust
all your want. All right with me? What was I

(01:43:18):
reading in a headline yesterday? I'm going to you, gandhi
because you you you're like me. You're all over the
place reading stories about always sleep with your door closed.
What did you read this story? I did read this story?
What was it? Apparently sleeping with your door clos is
a way to protect yourself in all kinds of scenarios,
but specifically in case there's a fire. Apparently, if you

(01:43:40):
sleep with your door shut, your chances of survival go
through the roof versus leaving that door open, not just
from the fire itself, but from smoke smoke, being able
to come into your room in capacity you What story
was this? What was this? This was actually from BuzzFeed.
It was sixteen tips that can save your life. Oh
my god. Now, if there's an axe murder or trying
to get in, keep the door closed. Nothing, I go right,

(01:44:01):
do that thing with the ax. Yeah, but at least
you would hear the acts as opposed to them just
walking in and chopping off her head. Close. Okay, we've
given you a list of seven sins, and now we're
going to add sixteen ways to save your life. Yeah, okay,
I won't read through all of them, but I'll give
you something I don't care. All right, So, if your
car's accelerator, pedal gets stuck, or something else is causing
unintended acceleration, a lot of people keep trying to, you know,

(01:44:22):
hit the break or do whatever. Apparently you just put
your car in neutral and that's supposed to be a
way to help you slow down safely. Oh yeah, you
got a think fast. If you're ever being attacked or
taken against your will, remember to scratch the crap out
of whomever is getting you. Not only do you leave
marks on them, but then you have DNA under your
fingernails later, Nate, Hey, wait, I'm sorry. I just said

(01:44:44):
that from without thinking sleep with your door closed. We
just talked about that one. Remember that a wagging tail
on a dog does not always mean that dog is
friendly and wants to be touched. We know that. So
just because you think it's happy, it might not be.
And the event that you need to break a car
door window, do not smash it the dead center. It's
a lot harder to break in the center than it
is on the sides. They say tempered glasses weaker on

(01:45:05):
the sides, aim for the sides. If you have to
get out, Flammable and inflammable apparently mean the same thing.
I never knew that. Okay, yeah, I was inflammable. Event
it's not going to go up in flames, but these
people are saying it does. Remember that next time you're
lightening up your correct exactly. If you get lost in
the woods, stay where you are. The chances of finding

(01:45:26):
a way out on your own are pretty slim, and
you're creating a larger search area for people to try
and come find you. Have Have you ever been lost
in the woods? I have, yes, and it's terrifying. It's
how did I get here? And then you know, they say,
go to the water and follow the water. What if
there's no water, where do I go? They say, just
stay put. Most drunk driving deaths occur on Saturday night
between midnight and three am, So if you can avoid

(01:45:47):
roads during these times, do that. If you are near
the ocean and the water suddenly disappears or recedes unexpectedly,
get out, get out. We saw that in the tsunami
back in early two thousands because a lot of people
saw that water receipt and went to the water to say, oh,
what's going on, what's happening, and then that big wave
came after. Yeah. A former nine one one operator said,

(01:46:08):
do not feel bad about calling nine one one. If
it's not an emergency, they'll tell you to call non emergency.
But a lot of times an emergency is something that
could potentially happen and they need to know. So call
if you see something that's scaring you. Chemical burns are
not like fire or heat. A lot of times you
won't immediately feel the reflex action of pain, but your
skin can get severely burned, So pay attention to the chemical.

(01:46:30):
If you've spilled something on yourself, and not always do
you use water to get it off. Sometimes that can
make it worse. Number twelve. If you're scuba diving and
you're going to vomit, do not take your mask off
to vomit. Oh really, They say, vomit right into the
regulator because apparently it will get sucked out. But your
natural instinct if you vomit is to take a deep breath.

(01:46:51):
And if you throw up underwater, then try to take
a deep breath. You know what's going to happen. Danielle,
No vomiting, cannot vomit inside my mask. Don't think of mayonnaise.
Purple flags at the beach, do you guys know what
that means. It means dangerous wildlife in the area. A
lot of people just look for the red flags, but
purple flags also mean watch out, jellyfish, all kinds of

(01:47:12):
things that can If you get trapped on thin ice
and you're worried that it's going to crack, they say
the thing to do is lie down and crawl on
your stomach instead of trying to take those steps. Because
it's more pressurized in one area. You're spreading out to
wait right. Their grills taught me that in one of
those shows. He was onto something Fellas. You need to

(01:47:35):
check your nuts at least once a week, they say.
Don't be afraid to go to the doctor if you
notice something different. A lot of guys get hesitant, don't
want to do it, but it's very important, central to
saving your life. If you don't want to, I'll do
it for you. Line up, everyone, Line up this one.
We all know this because we live in New York City.
But if you're on or close to train rails, trains
move a whole lot faster than you think they do.

(01:47:57):
You don't have time to get out of the way
like you might assume. Just don't approach them, they say.
And the last one, if you can learn to give
yourself the Heimlich maneuver, Absolutely, everybody, go and learn how
to do it, because so many times people choke and
they're alone, and what do you do? Figure out the
Heimlich maneuver. Those are your thing. God, I wouldn't know
how to do that. Yeah, you find it. Chair, Yes,

(01:48:19):
bend over, I'm always bending over a chair anyway. Oh
my god, this has been the worst conversation ever. All right,
so we gave you the seven Deadly sins. We gave
you the sixteen things that could save your life, and
now the three things we need to not SI sixteen
seventy sixteen these things? Is right? All right? What's going on?

(01:48:40):
This is day two of jerry selection in the murder
trial of Ahmad Rberry. He was just twenty five years
old when he was chased down and shot early last
year while he was jogging in a Georgia neighborhood. Video
of this murder sparked a nationwide outrage that led to
the arrests of three men. They claimed they were trying
to make a citizen's arrest since they just assumed he
was a criminal. Prosecutors and as we know, most of
the nations say that these were motivated by racism. Ourberry's

(01:49:03):
dad says that he is absolutely focused on justice. The
FDA is supposedly close to signing off on mixing and
matching COVID boosters. That would mean people could get a
shot from different vaccines by this week, and a decision
to approve another dose from Maderna and Johnson and Johnson
could come tomorrow. Fiser boosters began last month for seniors
and those at high risk. So if you think you

(01:49:23):
might need a booster you are able to get one now.
And finally, a seven foot statue of Harambe, the Gorilla
gorilla is now sitting on Wall Street. Have you guys
seen photos. Yes, he's staring at is staring at the ball.
And in case you forgot who Harambe was, he was
a seventeen year old gorilla who was shot to death
at the Cincinnati Zoo back in twenty sixteen after a
child fell into his enclosure. The statue is face to

(01:49:45):
face with the charging Bull sculpture, which is now surrounded
by ten thousand bananas, and the group behind the Harambe
statue says that it's meant to show Wall Street has
gone bananas when it comes to the disparity of wealth
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